Watching Twilight for the First Time (Not Clickbait)

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[@graysonsteinmetz5298]

As an Arizonian, NO ONE ever or will ever say, “I miss the heat.”

[@madgamer889]

ik right wtf

[@Awesome_Pichu]

Clearly she’s never been in the heat

[@huganation9]

Bruh fr

[@agi238]

As a New Yorker and New York borders Canada I already hate the heat.

[@bg1052]

Yeah, the heat is the worst part. It's called the oven of America for a reason.

[@cinamynj]

The whole movie is really... blue

[@taehofu]

it's to kinda indicate that the vampires are the cold ones as jacob says

[@Moakmeister]

Ikr it looks so bad

[@Pokanika]

@@taehofu I would actually accept this if the blue was only noticiable when the vampires are around but the blue is always there.

[@rawley3402]

It’s more green for me

[@abramsullivan7764]

Yeah it's not christal blue persuasion color talking Hiesingberg blue.

[@svx4401]

What's even funnier is the fact that they thretened to fire Pattinson because he thought the movie was stupid and wanted to play his character with a bit more sense.

[@angelfilms4886]

Thats fucked up...

[@breezy3392]

They should have let the actors act up! They could have done so much better

[@naprizodenvtuber2529]

Wow, I have even more respect for him now.

[@tetsudikawakami3071]

Kinda of show how much the dieectors hate twilight

[@mangenkiou]

You can see his face going more and more "AH for the love of-" as the series progress...seriously,I can smell the dissapointment in every line he delivers. ... Michael Sheen on the other hand...

[@Zeerotohero]

Any rational parent or doctor that heard the he “she fell down the stairs and out of a window and that’s why she has bruises, broken bones, and a bite mark” story would assume Edward was beating her...

[@wandanemer2630]

And, like... I mean, he didn't abuse her in THAT way, but... you know.

[@Lainey97]

Honestly though! I’ve always cringed and hated that excuse, like that was the best anybody could come up with?!

[@wandanemer2630]

@@Lainey97 How did these vampires last this long without being found out?? Jesus Christ!

[@raspberrycrowns9494]

Bruh I would've been calling the cops the moment I heard bite marks, what kind of normal human bites another person!?

[@monky6520]

dang the bite marks, i guess her dog is abusing her too now

[@djdemonidor]

Twilight is like that scene where Anakin is flirting with Padme but it's a whole movie

[@catherinepoteat]

Gabriel Magalhães thaaaank youuu for saying the truth! Loooooool

[@TopTenBingeYT]

Attack of the clones. But I would take “I don’t like sand” over twilight any day

[@superpettyspaghetti4297]

HAHAHAHAGAHA

[@Smellbringer]

Whats funny is that the Clone Wars has one scene for like, two minutes with Anakin and Padme flirting and its better than AOTC. Which is, oh yeah, most of the damn movie.

[@mov-e6612]

Actually, perfect summarization

[@gramboni0624]

Dont you just hate it when you're trying to enjoy a baseball game during an active lightning storm and the local X-Men chapter threatens the players before everyone leaves

[@powerphi6323]

Like Obi-Wan says: "I hate it when he does that!"

[@Xehanort10]

Storm caused it to mess with them.

[@jasontoddsleftthigh5378]

When Alice tells Jasper he won’t hurt Bella, Edward’s reaction probably wasn’t even scripted, it was just Rob Pattinson realizing how much he’s gonna hate his life for the next few years.

[@smg8048]

*sudden realization*

[@Air_Serpent]

Method acting 😔

[@jasontoddsleftthigh5378]

@@Ray-er4sj 14:18

[@2kmichaeljordan438]

In that moment he realized that his next movies after twilight needs to be masterpieces to achieve redemption

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

🤣

[@seniorstudent9768]

To be fair, Megamind starts in medias res and that movie is a fucking banger

[@wandanemer2630]

It's a really goodass movie!

[@mr.a-list1272]

Megamind gets it right.

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

Megamind is a big brain movie. Pun intended

[@kinagrill]

in the mouths of madness does the same.

[@Mulukan57]

Megamind is the best Superman movie

[@kaseyferrell8249]

Anna Kendrick: Aren't people from Arizona supposed to be like really tan? Gosh Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white!

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

As someone who has lived in both Arizona and Sonora, I'm not that tanned at all

[@maurreese]

😂😂

[@ThatOneGuy0812]

You see most people from Arizona DESPERATELY avoid the sun so that’s why some of us aren’t tan

[@admin.slayerenryu5217]

@@ThatOneGuy0812 Sonora is similarly hot yet people go out. Although now that isn't much of an issue now (sorry)

[@MilkPudding]

I died. Omg...

[@destroyerinazuma96]

Ah, so everyone is in agreement that Bella's father is a great character and we wish there was more of him in the films?

[@crawlingboy]

Yes and less of belle

[@megashark1013]

Wish he had more of a spotlight. He's great.

[@dromalloma2651]

Charlie's the best.

[@dhruvhari7189]

Just imagine it... The quillette wolves and the cullens have a grudge of sorts, and Charlie notices. He didn’t think much of it, but when a string of murders began in forks, he began to notice some interesting differences in both the friend’s family. The quilette clan seems to have a habit of roaming around in with no tops, noticed when Jake, Paul and Sam showed up near the crime scene like that, and that they were surprisingly strong. The cullens seem to have an aversion to sunlight, that was only noticed when he overheard Jake and Edward got into a fight, Jake blaming him for the animal attacks, and he brings that up. He gets more and more suspicious until he finally snaps at Billy and Carlisle when they were having their passive aggressive arguments. The proof was there, realised when he remembered Billy’s stories. He was incredulous until he snapped. After both groups gave up, and tried to act like it wasn’t true, he walked in on Edward fighting a ginormous wolf, that was moments before Jacob the kid he saw growing up. He took his shot gun and pointed it at Jacob. “If you’re still the boy I saw grow up, change back. Or if you’re not, I’ll shoot. He said while glaring at both Edward and Jacob. When he turned back, he talked to Billy and Jacob and got the entire story out of them, Edward and Carlisle met him at the police station. Now he became the bridge of sorts between vampires and wolves.

[@destroyerinazuma96]

@@dhruvhari7189 this is some of the best storytelling ideas I've heard in a while!

[@3pa15_latisiasyarivahartaw4]

the reason why the actors look so stiff and uncomfortable all the time is because they just can’t believe what the hell they’re gonna say or what they’ve just said. I have a theory why Kristen always vibrate or shakes her head, it’s because she’s in disbelief how horrible the next line is that she has to force it out of her mouth

[@Pazuzu4All]

That would explain the uncomfortable faces they make.

[@dudemarina]

Agreed even Robert Pattison admitted he hated playing Edward

[@CrowMaiden]

@@dudemarina tbh, it became a quite well known fact amongst people who don't like twilight that no one hated these films more than the cast of these films. especially the main pair.

[@oladipupoolowabi9316]

That's called bad acting

[@MelaniePoparad]

Seriously that actually makes sense.

[@symonew33]

It’s interesting that you mention what if Edward has the same mindset as when he was a human cause in Twilight lore the vampires mindsets are partially frozen at the values they had when they turned. Which is why I always side eye Jasper being a confederate soldier.

[@wandanemer2630]

I know right??

[@some_metalhead]

In that case, thank God Meyer didn’t write a single black character in all four novels. Tyler and Laurent being black (and Angela being Hispanic and Eric being Asian for that matter) are all movie exclusive.

[@kinagrill]

the core person remains frozen, they can still learn, adapt, etc. hell they can actually also CHANGE in rare, once-in-an-existence moments.

[@juliagiles1547]

wait I’m sorry Jasper’s a WHAT

[@harper430]

@@juliagiles1547 in the third movie I think there's a flashback of him as a confederate soldier during the civil war 💀

[@redtexan7053]

It’s hard to believe this is the same guy who was in The Lighthouse.

[@wandanemer2630]

I'm actually really proud of him for how far he's come, not gonna lie.

[@athenajaxon2397]

I can he's the best actor in these movies

[@backwardsbrain2255]

From a vampire to a bat...man

[@heisen-bones]

In Patman/Battinson, we trust.

[@medhros]

He said in interviews that he was very bad directed back then and ofetenly felt uncomfortable acting as that character. If you think about, it is a lot better to act a well written character with clear motivations and all that. I would not know how to react to the scenes in this movie as well.

[@daelinzo1427]

I swear to god if we don't get a full twilight picture show series with you two I'm gonna riot

[@jlord5078]

And I will join you!

[@jendowns6175]

And you have my axe!

[@d-rgk2477]

Princess Stabbity but you just broke your axe on the Ring...

[@judeannethecandorchannel2153]

Dael... Cool. I'm a...fan with a theory and awareness of the flaws...

[@TheUnitedMarshmallowFederation]

@@jendowns6175 Axe??? What is this Canada?? (*pushes you aside*) here's my AR-15 sir

[@manstanzang2797]

the villains are just the black eyed peas but pale

[@wandanemer2630]

They keep saying it, and it keeps being true.

[@narutospersona426]

Don’t you ever compare those legends to the worst characters and actors ever

[@TheAirBear2000]

Black Eyed Pales

[@Wonderlandhype]

That was actually a joke in the spoof Vampires Suck. It was actually really funny since it really openly mocked Twilight and New Moon.

[@vario6492]

Pale eyed peas

[@judeslater4981]

The reaction Edward has when that chick says "You won't hurt her" is just Robert Pattinson coming to terms with his life decisions

[@leaffinite3828]

"Cmon Rob hold it together youre getting paid for this, oh god its awful..."

[@jwall1646]

Having never seen this film it looks like it should have a linkin park/evanescence sound track

[@murciadoxial8056]

well, it has paramore

[@deltaone2837]

Paramore is in this.

[@cafetorium6795]

It's not Daredevil

[@Alexe_arte]

Also muse

[@PittsburghSonido]

WAKE ME UP no seriously, wake me up when this film is over cuz it’s trash.

[@superman3211989]

“he thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote” that line had me dying!

[@wandanemer2630]

That would have beeen so good!! And actually require SOME development for him as a character, and he would ACTUALLY GAIN OR LEARN something by being around Bella, instead of just being "perfect" form the very beginning, to Bella.

[@alex-rs6ts]

@@wandanemer2630 YES. Since he has been alive for so much time, with little to no interaction with humans (and a lot of interaction with his family, who also lived for quite some time) it would make sense if he was sexist, racist... As, sadly, most people were back then.

[@stzefm9879]

i was deadass about to say the same LMAO

[@wandanemer2630]

Like the vampires in What We Do In The Shadows... god that's movie is so fucking good yall should go see it.

[@bilibiliism]

Alexandre Oliveira Arrais yeah. It could be a better love story that their love turn him into a better person.

[@natural20_]

"SPEED, STRENGTH, TERRIBLE AT FLIRTING, VIRGIN" kills me everytime lol

[@gabrielmartins7887]

Funfact: the director of this movie started a argument with the book author because she wanted to include a black vampire and the author didn't like the idea

[@rosec_rose6661]

The director had more vision than the author lol that's why she was kicked away from next film. I can tell you that cringe moments this film had then it was all the author's idea lol. And yep racist people should never get fame but i guess this is the era of assholes getting fame instead of good hearted ppl

[@Langley_Ackerman19]

​@@rosec_rose6661And race swapping white charcaters is not racist? Miss me with that bullsh*t virtue signaling double standard stupidity. Your country will be overrun by non Americans in a few years and all you care about is racism 😂😂😂

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

O O F

[@erraticonteuse]

I mean, Marcus jokes about Edward being anti women's suffrage but does the movie mention that Jasper was legit a Confederate soldier?

[@Lsd1021]

That's why there's only 4 black guys in the town

[@Pink.andahalf]

Not til the third movie, if memory serves.

[@wandanemer2630]

Wait what the fuck??? I DON'T REMEMNER THAT OH MY GOD.

[@batty_babette]

@@TheGhostofAbigailMills I feel like he's going to have a blast with that. Like, after he's finds out, all jokes stem back to Jasper. At least until CGI baby.

[@HurricaneDDragon]

LexiDizzle And worse... he was Sokka in The Last Airbender.

[@lenab.7491]

I like how Edward goes "you need to see how I look in the sunlight" and then takes Bella for a like 20km piggyback ride through a *forest* to get to that one specific spot™ where sunlight actually hits the ground

[@trapattack9661]

As soon as he said that I was like "oh he's commuting suicide" nope

[@7Mushrooms7]

I've never watched Twilight except for youtube reaction videos and such, so can someone explain me why Edward and the other vampires didn't spark at other times they were in high school during the day?

[@mumblemumble9723]

@@7Mushrooms7 they sparkle only when the sunshine is strong and hits them directly. Because of this they only live in cloudy cities and everytime there’s an actual sunny day they don’t show up at school lol Sorry for my english btw

[@CaptWarChief]

Running away from home to be with your creepy, mysterious boyfriend and then showing up in the hospital saying "I tripped and fell down some stairs" is like the biggest red flag to anyone that you are in an abusive relationship (which is exactly what this is)

[@benjaminskylerhill8276]

The “EW” and the added camera shake during the kiss scene made me cry because I was laughing so hard. Good job

[@victoriabonifacio7921]

"he's laying like the people in family guy when they get knocked out" might just be the greatest line from this video

[@TsdsxSansTSSunStone]

I thought I was the only one who noticed how weird they look when they fall and shit.

[@chanceneck8072]

Nope, that one belongs to that period line! 😂

[@ErinaBleu]

"everyone who was obsessed with twilight as a kid doesn't use capitalization now... all those bisexuals.." i have NEVER been more called out in my LIFE

[@Cloud5472]

erin well. Your names not capitalized. So....

[@Di7manya]

Its OK Erin. ITS. ... O. ... K.

[@void-creature]

Hehehe... cause your username is also not capitalised Wait, neither is mine

[@alliemae895]

i don’t use capitalization, am i bi????

[@user-jy9rq8nj7q]

@@alliemae895 yes.

[@pandalandalopalis6515]

Marcus's "Wait what?" after Veronica says she'd fuck the 'Sex God' gets me wheezing every time I can't

[@wandanemer2630]

I mean... same.

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

Ok

[@Marvelfanatic3658]

​@@wandanemer2630ok

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

The most overlooked thing ever in twilight is kristen stewart and taylor lautner thinking absolutely nothing about a guy chasing a woman on the beach with some rope.

[@XxxMuseluverxxX]

Those guys were Bella’s friends and I’m pretty sure Eric was chasing Angela (Bella’s friends) with one of those sea worms or whatever they’re called lol

[@Nixus237]

When Alice told Jasper he won't hurt her Edwards face looked like he had actual human emotion

[@emilrogengellschwaner3555]

He looked like me when my mother-in-law brings up kids

[@gracereiffenstein5888]

He looked like that wasn’t part of the script, and Robert Pattinson was just reacting in real time

[@robertcortez4956]

Grace Reiffenstein I think that’s what actually happened and the editors forgot about it

[@strangerjones5576]

Also Jasper's face is just so funny to me for some reason

[@OhisashiburiDaNe]

@@gracereiffenstein5888 I'm? M? O⅞t guy to yup as we we we 1q1 we 11 22q1 we we we we we 1 we a 11 we

[@miaallen6161]

“These guys are doing vampirism all wrong.” *Twilight, in a nutshell.*

[@salvadorlopezsalas8766]

It has cool things but the source material does not explore more things, I will like to see if there are human vampire hunters....or explore the human-vampire hybrids....maybe even a vampire -werewolf hybrid. Why te vampires don't rule the world.....what if they did it in the past and nobody remembers it....

[@crawlingboy]

@@uwc. Za Warudo

[@omarsalem1219]

@@salvadorlopezsalas8766 but if they decided to cover all these interesting stuff there will be no room for the akward romance nobody cares about

[@salvadorlopezsalas8766]

@@omarsalem1219 the problem is within the source, maybe a different tone in another adaptation

[@tri_shaddy2804]

Salvador Lopez Salas lol that is vampire diaries in a nutshell😂

[@Divaliciousbeauty123]

Robert Pattinson is actually a fantastic actor we don’t hold this against him 😩😩😩😩. He did the best with what he was given

[@wandanemer2630]

Seriously, true. He was great in Cosmopolis, made me cry my eyes out in Remember Me and FUCKING BLEW ME AWAY in The Lighthouse! He's amazing. He's also famously admitted to hate this franchise to death, and I'm glad he got to play better roles at better movies. Kristen also did an awesome job back in Panic Room, when she was younger, but I'm convinced every director now keeps telling her to play Bella... like in Snowhite and The Huntsman, and that really sucks for her, she seems like a nice cool person.

[@vario6492]

Maybe if it weren't for these movies, he'd never become popular and get to the latter roles. Considered that?

[@crispycherry7918]

They should make a new twilight but Charlie is the actual main character and has to fight crime and finds out there’s vampires and werewolves taking over. Would be so cool

[@wandanemer2630]

I'd watch that show.

[@beatthegreat7020]

The fact that they are called the Cullens pisses me off. I'm part of the Irish clan Cullen, and I can't research anything about my ancestors without a bunch of pixie-shit vampires getting in the way.

[@ahopefor]

Well I'm part of another Irish clan that isn't effected by this movie.

[@kamilee4123]

I’m sorry

[@brodericksiz625]

A Hope For The Last *affected. Please, you're a native speaker: don't let foreigners school you on spelling. Affect is the verb, effect is the noun.

[@Ceci-ys6rh]

Big sad bro

[@blackkage6954]

@@brodericksiz625 I dont know why I found that funny

[@reeseparquette7506]

They need to let us out out of this lockdown, people are watching Twilight now...

[@yh132]

Reese Parquette resist

[@maxflynn6845]

You capitalized twilight though...

[@davey8953]

I succumbed to watching Batman v superman yesterday 🤮🤢🤯

[@swolby9230]

My brother made a cowl with a Fred Meyer bag, only revealing his face. I then proceeded to write the onomotopoeia for menacing around the face hole in purple marker. He is now screaming and flexing on our picnic table, he is 27 and I am scared.

[@JTsilver05]

Okay karen

[@stonewolf1980]

That's seaweed, not a rope. Makes more sense if she's running away from rotting, slimy seaweed than rope. I have no idea how I ended up defending twilight, a movie that bored me to literal sleep.

[@alicem1961]

HOW COULD U SAY THAT it may not be the best movie but it is so fun to watch and make fun of

[@XxxMuseluverxxX]

I thought they were those gigantic sea worms or whatever from the Pacific Northwest lol

[@gorbsupreme7555]

@@XxxMuseluverxxX no just huge things of seaweed if go too some beaches you can find them

[@junipersr]

4:14 "her phone looks like an ice-cream sandwich" is one of the best pieces of twilight commentary I've ever heard. I've never laughed so much at a commentary and first time reaction.

[@kylev24]

The “rope” that kid is chasing the other one on the beach with is actually a type of sea weed called Bull Whip Kelp that you find washed up on the coast in the PNW. They kind of look like giant worms which is why the girl is freaked out.

[@MrFuthisshit]

I can't believe I learned something new in the comment section of a video about twilight of all things.

[@emanfilms]

Whoa! Thanks for clearing that up, now I can go to sleep, phew.

[@emanfilms]

Whoa! Thanks for clearing that up, now I can go to sleep, phew.

[@CanadianJables]

@Tomos Bonell I couldn't see it, but I live in the PNW and did that all the time as a kid. It was definitely bull whip kelp.

[@jamalhartley5863]

Holy shit yeah I'd scream too. I thought it was a rope too.

[@wateroflife8955]

This twenty minute video has more dialogue then the two main leads

[@smart507532nd]

And better dialogue

[@MrNrj6490]

"Magneto says that he wants to talk to you" lmaooooo The end credits for Twilight also came very close to ruining Radiohead for me

[@dildoswaggins2334]

Oh god what Radiohead song plays?

[@bunnyoppress]

I like how Bella said something that broke Charlie's heart with no consequences

[@jadehowells1585]

All the scenes of Edward holding his nose around Bella become 100x greater when you just imagine Robert Pattinson’s rant about how bad Willem Dafoe smells in The Lighthouse

[@wandanemer2630]

Beautiful.

[@Ashley-Lopez]

Cinematic parallels

[@08ChrisV]

My favorite part: Carlisle to Edward in a calm voice: Edward, you’re killing her.

[@wandanemer2630]

Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?

[@joaquindonoso5481]

@@wandanemer2630 I was about to write that XD

[@krishnac4910]

Wanda Nemer Dumbledore asked *calmly*

[@oliviabrandao2724]

@@wandanemer2630 I laughted sooooooooooooo hard to this! THANK YOU WANDA, THANK YOU

[@wandanemer2630]

@@oliviabrandao2724 My pleasure.

[@davidbliss5220]

I knew Edward Cullen was a man of culture once I found out he listened to Ram Ranch

[@aubreymack8138]

Underrated joke

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

He likes Death Grips so why not

[@stefaniel4000]

I would PAY to have a full release of the twilight series, with you both doing a DVD style commentary with added sound effects and what not. It's the only way I'd want to watch the movies 😂

[@yunabean]

Still pisses me off that Bella’s mom just bought everything Edward told her without question lmfao. “and you fell through a window hehe” like, what if Edward had actually just beat the shit out of her lol. 😬💀

[@Xehanort10]

Bella's mother is as crazy as her daughter is. She obsessively sends Bella messages at the beginning of the book and in one says she'll phone her dad if she doesn't hear from her after a certain time.

[@cp2342]

Maybe her mother spoke to Charlie and asked him about the Cullen family I’m sure she would have spoke to the Charlie and asked about Bella’s new boyfriend since they speak about Bella as Charlie says and since Carlisle has a good reputation in the town maybe that’s why she didn’t question anything about Bella falling lol but yeah I do agree with you somewhat why didn’t she even protest to question or ask like my daughter fell through a window wtf 😂

[@kukuhindustanigamer3663]

Are you forgetting that Edward's a vampire, they can be very convincing and charming if they want. Not to forget that the Charlie probably would've told Bella's Mom about the perfect Cullen family

[@stephonvalentino7020]

My thoughts exactly now, after watching this as an adult and not someone in high school

[@some_metalhead]

@@Xehanort10 That’s . . . Not crazy. It’s because her loving and caring daughter didn’t think to call or message her mother after she arrived for days. She’s a parent worried about her child who she hasn’t heard from at all since she flew thousands of miles away from home. Granted, she’s still a moron for buying that story in the hospital. Charlie’s over here being the MVP of twilight and Bella gets her brains from her crackhead mother.

[@matthewdugan4829]

I feel so bad for Pattinson, he's a legit actor, it's taken him a long time to shake this crap off his boots

[@bellaancheta5407]

Facts. If u watch his other movies his characters are so intense and he’s got some really dark roles. He’s an amazing actor some ppl only see him as Edward 😔

[@durnel2001]

Good Time really, um, good

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

He still hasn’t completely. Hopefully Batman will help.

[@poopee2731]

@@bellaancheta5407 soon to be batman

[@garintj1547]

@@poopee2731 yeah, but, he doesn't wanna workout so, maybe not fit do be batman.

[@mercedesgazda1635]

this series has become my comfort series to come back and watch whenever i’m having a bad day

[@danidkg4071]

saying that the licensed music in twilight is not good is a very bold move

[@ArturoGonzalez-di6rd]

The Twilight licensed soundtrack is loaded with bangers.

[@Thatdumbgremlin]

Not gonna lie, I was kinda waiting for ya'll to realize that Jasper's actor was Sokka in The Last Airbender.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

HE WHAT???

[@MrJ1GS4W]

Oh shit! You’re super right. Poor dude has a bad resume.

[@Thatdumbgremlin]

@@MrJ1GS4W I don't think I've seen him in anything since 2010. TLA OBLITERATED this guy's career.

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

WAIT FR

[@importantstuf8870]

WHATTTT

[@thejadedeagle6729]

Ya'know what this means. All Twilight movies reviewed and ranked...

[@edharris5855]

Interacting w this to bring more attention to it

[@CCBrown92]

Do eeeeet

[@dawnmayflower4422]

TheJadedEagle Yes.

[@tylerjohn2098]

Lol

[@joshuaelliot4421]

Yes we need all of these!

[@Barzhan13]

10:28 "It's how he gets his nutrients, - he eats her out on her period" faakkin killed me omg

[@98953812]

I did not expect a girl to make that kind of joke. I unironically laughed for 4 minutes. XD

[@beelzebub6414]

@@98953812 who else wouldve made that joke

[@shanez1215]

The guy at 6:17 looks like if you tried to draw Chris Evans from memory and could only color him in with eggshell white.

[@wuraolaolagunju]

Holy shit, you're right!!!😂😂

[@ruthfolorunso8715]

underrated 😂

[@delta2372]

If you look at 3:12 and pause it at the right time there's a north korean flag

[@TheBattlesword]

I know CinemaSins brought this up in his video, but I love how when she types “Cold One” into Google, she doesn’t immediately get results for beer

[@MrAxsoon]

I don't get results for beer as well. I get the song for the first few results.

[@soychidoese]

Marcus complains about an ancient virgin vampire Me nearing 30 : *sweats profusely....

[@soychidoese]

@IntrepidFinch welp*

[@Nemesis_T-Type]

Dont give up mate, I believe in you

[@soychidoese]

This thread is about to be interesting.

[@reaganbartels9993]

This thread got interesting...

[@quiqs9454]

@@Nemesis_T-Type no, it's too late my boy

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

A list of every good actor in these “movies” 1) Robert Pattinson 2) Michael Sheen 3) Anna Kendrick 4) Lee Pace 5) probably some others I don’t know

[@FormalFilmsProductions]

I hope that paycheck was worth it

[@AlejoConejo-vb8ln]

Christian Serratos. She went on to be Rosita Espinosa in The Walking Dead. She's amazing ❤

[@scoutalejan8259]

Rami Malek

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

@@AlejoConejo-vb8ln oh yeah!

[@HisRoyalMajestyKingofWeedshire]

@@scoutalejan8259 who?

[@shanemcnelis2667]

I wish they included the reaction to Edward telling Bella that he's never wanted to kill anyone more so than he did her when they first met, to which Bella responds "I trust you". Truly a landmark of screenwriting.

[@grahamjones4366]

During the scene in the cafe, I was like: “I think I’ve been there.” Then I got a rush of nostalgia of my family stopping there for breakfast after camping and literally every wall being plastered with twilight posters advertising it was in fact the cafe from Twilight.

[@abramsullivan7764]

Really mm interesting

[@modest1989]

Then how do you even question if that is possibly the same Cafe? That makes no damn sense son

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

@@modest1989 Some people can just, you know, forget things over time.

[@modest1989]

@@BioGoji-zm5ph oh.

[@ImpulseGenerator]

6:01 "Now HE looks like a Final Fantasy character." "He looks like Albert Wesker from Resident Evil." Accurate.

[@ryancarrell3186]

looks more like Yoshikaga Kira to me tbh

[@lh9591]

He looks like president Shinra junior

[@pisicafairy4606]

Just realized Carlisle looks like Rufus o.o

[@ImpulseGenerator]

Wow, thanks you guys. I was actually alluding to that, apparently, Wesker from RE looks like a Final Fantasy character :D

[@jacobvogelsberg3943]

When Marcus said Carlyle looked like a final fantasy character I immediately thought of Rufus Shinra from final fantasy 7

[@quentinbrown9300]

Important question. Canon or Machinimabridged?

[@literalidades]

This is one of the most hilarious Twilight watches series ever. It has been years and I keep coming back at least once every 3 or 5 months. Perfection.

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

That scene where alice tells jasper that he won’t hurt her, Edwards face... I can’t tell if that was Robert Pattinson acting or Robert Pattinson reading the script

[@cp2342]

Probably Rob thinking this script is cringe 😂

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

@@cp2342 😂Probably

[@abramsullivan7764]

I think his thoughts is "This script is total bullshit mate." He act like he want to puke.

[@LonzosSprayPainting]

@@abramsullivan7764 my thoughts exactly

[@rheem5794]

Probably was him off script because I heard he hated doing these films

[@littlest-kim]

"everyone who was obsessed with twilight as a kid doesn't use capitalization now" wow call me out

[@xyleexylee4465]

this comment is proving your point

[@littlest-kim]

@@xyleexylee4465 lowercase all dayyy

[@ahmodhoward2334]

@@xyleexylee4465 That's the point.

[@viddork]

Non-capitalization is way too prevalent on the internet for it to be just twilight fans.

[@kaepiper]

really had to do us like that💀

[@evan5084]

“Magneto said that he wants to talk to you” gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

[@kaykaleli]

This is the 5th time I’m watching each Twilight video of yours. I freaking love the commentary. If you can, do this again and particularly with Veronica! ❤️

[@tashaglam4824]

It's hard to believe that Robert Patterson started off here. I'm so happy that he moved onto bigger and better things. He's a great actor and hopefully Batman goes well for him.

[@dominicpontrelli9079]

He was in Harry Potter before this, but still it's good to see he recovered from this lol

[@biffyguybiffy6292]

Tasha Glam, I wouldn’t say bigger but definitely better.

[@mrbelvita6889]

Biffyguy Biffy he does love his indie films

[@tashaglam4824]

@@dominicpontrelli9079 Yeah I know. But he became really popular for these awful Twilight movies. He had the potential to do better, these movies were holding back his potential. So happy he made a name for himself outside these films.

[@wandanemer2630]

He's an awesome actor!

[@itstrevel]

Robert Pattinson has come a long way since these movies came out. He’s become a fantastic actor.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am the funniest KZbinr of all time I watched my latest video and laughed for 69 minutes straight I am extremely funny I am dangerously funny and I have two girlfriends who think I am extremely dangerously funny and they watch all of my videos thanks for listening dear tevep

[@michaelnally2841]

Trevel The Critic funny enough, he hated the books and I’m almost certain hated working on these movies.

[@richardcrankshaw8480]

He’s really great in Good Time

[@michaelnally2841]

Matthew Martinez I’m certain Patterson has sponges this away from his resume

[@itstrevel]

Michael Nally yup I’ve seen many interviews and yeah I think Robert doesn’t have the fondest memories of doing this movies Lmaoo.

[@CrisValentina88]

Back in the day, I saw "the making of twilight", where they interview the different cast members, instructors etc. Everybody said they were so taken aback how great an actress Kristen was, and they rarely retook any scenes with her, because she was so natural... >.

[@left8277]

I think she’s a fantastic actress, but with an,, interesting script

[@some_metalhead]

The sad thing is, both Rob and Kristen are actually very talented actors, they were at their absolute worst in this series.

[@nelsondestefano4150]

It’s back up!

[@PedroGBSilva]

I really hate how this movie looks just so damn cold all the time

[@David-cp3hj]

@Black Ninja wat

[@jadonnewton1974]

That's why she misses the heat😂😂

[@OliverHeikkinen]

The looking cold thing is on purpose but they went a little too far with the green color grading

[@failingbadly24]

I mean it was shot in Vancouver. It kinda always looks that grey like 3/4ths of the year

[@ceeb420]

@@David-cp3hj the first move is focused on the vampires and Bella constantly references how cold they/Forks is in general, so the color palette is cool and focused on blues and greys. the next movie focuses on the werewolves after the vampires leave, and the werewolves are seen as warm, so the color palette goes into deeper reds and browns and stuff. Really, though, I just think cinematographer was like, "Well, the first movie looked super washed out so let's try and not do that again" lmao

[@Dawgers0012]

“That’s how he gets his nutrients, he eats her out on her period.” Me: OH GOD IM GONNA HURL

[@crawlingboy]

Purge this comment

[@jlord5078]

@himode .... I would have *paid* you not to say that.

[@ManiaMac1613]

How do I delete someone else's comment

[@combine1175]

That ain't healthy.

[@samapple5390]

It’s actually not bad, I have an iron deficiency so it’s good for my health I’m pretty sure.

[@otherwiseaaron]

7:34 “He thinks women shouldn’t be able to vote” had me dying

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

Fun fact: I think it was the director who wanted to take advantage of the Collins being adopted and have them be more diverse, Stephanie Meyers fought back against that and instead hired the palest people in the world.

[@WDDragneel]

"We found a bear human footprint." **A whisper in the wind** _MannnBearrrPiggggg_

[@wandanemer2630]

*gasp*

[@x_VineM_x]

😆😆😆

[@mx5497]

This is cereal

[@SiyabongaAfrica]

Half man, half bearpig

[@Introvertsan]

😀🤭😃

[@Heliyum]

As someone named Jasper, I hated my life when this movie came out.

[@Iknowitswrong]

Yeah well my brothers name is Jacob and mine is Edward, so imagine our pain

[@TheTonyEntertainment]

@@Iknowitswrong lol

[@joyisntfunny]

Jasper's the hot one tho

[@jaspervanheycop9722]

@@joyisntfunny He really is which makes things a bit weird because ^

[@Axeloy]

That sucks. I think the name is pretty sick tho bro, hope the twilight stupidity shook off

[@libbywilliams]

This is my most rewatched video ever and I still laugh so hard every time

[@DashPari]

I've been rewatching recently too and it's definitely lol funny every time

[@gabagoo777]

I rewatch these whenever I feel bad

[@AlterBridgeJericho]

Charlie, Rosalie and Carlisle are actually kind of interesting characters trapped in a horrible romance book

[@inr9751]

Alice and the black vampire guy, too.

[@Emma-zc5jm]

Charlie is one of the most underrated and underappreciated characters out there, man.... He's actually a good dad, and he never gets given that credit EVER

[@bigpigeon2384]

Yeah I want a version of the movie where Bella dies and he just starts massacring all the vampires

[@hbhtcr5707]

Not a secret pidgeon overlord Of doom Charlie swan: vampire hunter. I’m into it

[@Mel-jr5cz]

"I swear I would watch five whole movies just about [Bella and Charlie]" Dude I know right? Beautifully tragic story about a father and daughter coming together despite all the magical whoozy-whatsit crawling around? Heck yeah.

[@SPYgirl199812]

This is a weird comment but when I was 6 I read something in a book and I swore it was mahoozy whatsit But um realising it was whoozy whatsit I thought I acid tripped the entire phrase

[@Mel-jr5cz]

@@SPYgirl199812 😂

[@a.a.g.h.1679]

I would love to rewrite twilight where nothing changes EXCEPT that Bella and her dad are surprisingly capable vampire hunters sort of like Guillermo from what we do in the shadows

[@silverprimus321boi9]

The new bella and Charlie is bella poarch and charli damelio

[@cguild11]

6:08 “aggressively inhuman” KILLED ME

[@aquaphazed]

2023! This video holds up! Props for including Ram Ranch at 14:30 🤌🏾

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

"Watching Twilight for the First Time" *goes to click* "(Not Clickbait)" *hesitates for a bit* Why did you do that? What's happening?

[@m1a2r3q4u5i6s7]

DUDE I SWEAR

[@PittsburghSonido]

Gionarys Casarreal Everyone watches the same shit on KZbin.

[@joeclarke7982]

Youre the evil doppelganger of Just Some Guy without a mustache im convinced

[@AC-gm6dr]

Ugh you

[@kara-mari9909]

Not worthy of being his successor.

[@moarwillpower1922]

Cosmonaut: The soundtrack is good but not the licensed music Veronica: So you have chosen death

[@WanderingIdiot81]

Yeah I liked the licensed music they used! Never watched the movies, but I liked their choice in tunes

[@lopsidedhead]

I mean, it has Supermassive Black Hole, so I'd say the licensed music is pretty good

[@WanderingIdiot81]

@@lopsidedhead Thom Yorke, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Band Of Skulls. This is all good shit!

[@Apuyina]

This saga got me into Radiohead

[@griffinsteury8458]

Like #420

[@SunlessPeriwinkle]

"shid he's gonna kill me, he already took my popa away" LMFAO I'm going to hell for this.

[@itscharlieschannel]

Veronica is not only funny but bomb. "Snow bunnies be like" is legit the funniest call in this whole thing.

[@TheRabidRabbi29]

What's funny is that yeah, the "sex god" dude WAS in stuff. Charlie's Angels? Ed Wood?! Being John Malkovich, Tenacious D AND Django Unchained?! Sex God Dude gets around.

[@bb-ih9hg]

Oh god he was the Bella Lugosi stand in from Ed Wood holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit thank you

[@wandanemer2630]

Oh my god YOU'RE RIGHT!! THAT'S AWESOME!

[@gorbsupreme7555]

SSSSSSSEEEEEXXXXX GGGOOOOODDD

[@vario6492]

Act God

[@ethanbezzina1887]

I completely forgot Anna Kendrick was even in this movie

[@jessicamarroquin7718]

I think she also forgot she was in this movie 😂

[@ashleybrooke2087]

@@jessicamarroquin7718 Or if she does, she'll be quick to bring up other projects she's done since then. Like how about those Pitch Perfect movies! She did her own singing! :P

[@jessicamarroquin7718]

@@ashleybrooke2087 true 🤣

[@luisjesus8668]

The brain blocks out trauma to protect us, so I think that is what happened

[@MetalGildarts]

jessica marroquin LOL

[@bj0urne]

19:39 Fun fact: This is Robert Pattinson (Edward) singing to his own song.

[@indiesoku]

I die every time I hear the “do do do, do do do do” when the shirtless guys show up 💀

[@starrynightfall00]

"Now he looks like a final fantasy character" holy crap... he does LOL!!

[@cosmicmist2020]

Starry Night Shi-Shinra is that you? What have they done to you

[@Xehanort10]

Edwardroth.

[@lordstarquaad4597]

Fuckin Rufus Shinra lookin ass

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

Like how everybody in the town is thirsting over Bella when they live in the same town as ANNA FREAKING KENDRICK like ok

[@vibraniumghost7822]

Exactly what I was thinking lol

[@misc4580]

to be fair they look scarily similar

[@chandlerprice5622]

I’ve always thought the same like Anna Kendrick looks basically the same as Kristen stewart but like 3 points hotter

[@Sleep_jaywalking]

Kristen Stewart is prettier than Anna Kendrick. She might be a better actor and more likable but Anna Kendrick isnt all that. Lmao chill

[@ziggaby4411]

idk if it's because it's so late, but at 6:43 I was freaked out. That dude's face hits the Uncanny Valley to me. It looks like his eyes are pieces of paper taped on.

[@some_metalhead]

7:18 Marcus’s expression is killing me 😂 “Gotta say . . . BIG turn off.”

[@joaofrederico3184]

"Now HE looks like a Final Fantasy character" couldn't stop laughing

[@akirachaossuta]

I mean, he literally looks like Rufus Shinra from ffvii

[@ArturoGonzalez-di6rd]

“He looks so aggressively inhuman!” Was what killed me.

[@probablyhuman9947]

@@akirachaossutaexactly 😭, the second he came on screen I immediately thought that was Rufus 💀

[@laurahero8778]

Edward: "What am I, say it!" *A Virgin.* I'm dead. 😂

[@cjkalandek996]

Certainly funnier than what they said in the _Twilight_ spoof _"Vampires Suck"._ In that movie, her answer was _"a Jonas Brother."_ And he's like _"Yes...wait. Wait. No. Vampire."_

[@ToxicTurquoise454]

Virgins bad. Virgins dumb.

[@IronBeagle2003]

Why does the movie look like I’m looking through a bottle of Baja Blast?

[@salem-01]

that's what they filmed it with

[@nnnosebleed]

"you can count the black people in thos movie on one hand" veronica you're a treasure

[@thesolidestsnake]

@@guilhermefranco2930 Yes?

[@guilhermefranco2930]

@@thesolidestsnake ok. I figures that out later, bit tnx for the answear

[@isaquelucas8791]

@@hermitgreenn It was just a joke, but diversity in casting is always good, but even the extras are all white.

[@some_metalhead]

@@hermitgreenn Stephanie Meyer didn’t write a single character of color in her story, excluding the Quileute Native Americans, who are a real tribe. She actually famously didn’t want Catherine Hardwicke to have any people of color playing her main characters, but lost out on the secondary characters being different races.

[@simpleplanfan011]

I grew to like Kristen Stewart after Twilight in her other roles but my god, she was really terrible in these movies. How did the director see her shaking her head like she was having a seizure and go *“YES, THAT’S WHAT I WANT.”* ?!

[@Andjelka99]

I'm pretty sure it's just bland Bella personally. So in a way she's amazing actress portraying someone 1000% awkward

[@toontrooper4103]

@@Andjelka99 feels like a lot of people in these movies were just given the worst script and direction and had to try their best with what they got.

[@Mausso]

You're looking at it the wrong way. These were all of the takes where her head shaking was really toned down.

[@isabellegonzalez4652]

She got Tourette syndrome that’s why she is shaking her head

[@jujubean9063]

I thought the head shaking was hot. Sue me.

[@Midknight0824]

I did not even notice Veronica’s “I follow DiCaprio law” until now Wow.

[@albertw38]

Always a treat to come back to these from time to time

[@sinneryy8662]

When she says "never uses capitals, all those bisexuals" i feel attacked

[@baldr6894]

You capitalized the w in “when” No I don’t get invited to parties

[@baldr6894]

Thank you

[@angelocastillo846]

Uses capital letter👁👄👁

[@sinneryy8662]

i hate autocap now cuz it makes me look like an idiot lol

[@prathamingale7436]

@@sinneryy8662 just edit comment and make it lowercase