Stalked by Michael Jackson | Fahim Anwar | Stand Up Comedy

Comedian Fahim Anwar jokes about what not say on dating apps, having wet dreams as an adult, and why Michael Jackson is a total creep in his full Don't Tell Comedy set!
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Fahim Anwar is a Los Angeles-based standup comedian, actor and writer.
He just released his third and latest hour special called HOUSE MONEY available on his channel. The other two (HAT TRICK and THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS) are also available on his KZbin. He's appeared on THE TONIGHT SHOW, CONAN, LATE NIGHT WITH SETH MEYERS and Variety Magazine as one of 2019 Comics to Watch. He's had multiple appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience Podcast as well as WTF with Marc Maron.
Watch his Full Special "House Money": • Fahim Anwar: House Mon...
Instagram: / fahimanwar
TikTok: / fahimanwarcomedy
Facebook: / fahimanwarcomedy
KZbin: @FahimAnwar
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Fahim Anwar
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Mikyla Jonck
Camera Operators:
Amelia Asilis
John Barrett
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Brooke Mueller
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Alex Gilroy
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Lukas Day
Jonathan Garcia
Z Gregorio
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Narrative Loft in Santa Barbara, CA

[@DontTellComedy]

For more from Fahim Anwar, check out his full special "House Money" here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/opO0lK13mL-VlZI

[@Siggkins]

He's high AF but very funny!

[@rajatalha1856]

"I am not so ugly that I don't get any matches, but I am so ugly that what I say definitely matters" dudeeeeeee

[@bubblestheterrible]

I’ve seen so many routines about online dating but this somehow is so fucking original and hilarious, great set!

[@Bjorn_R]

I feel seen 😂Having a personality really comes in handy right about now...

[@sagelovee]

“It’s on its tippy toes, please send help” 😭😭😭

[@Jacksonrodriguez]

Fahim crushed it here! Bravo. Dancing guy emoji joke never gets old 🕺

[@LowerMichigan248]

really? I stopped watching after 2 min

[@nathelm8693]

​@@LowerMichigan248🕺

[@choppatool]

Michael Jackson bit in 2024 and it's actually FUNNY??? 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[@trombone_pasha]

Union Nutsack

[@RetiredRobot]

Sick band name

[@MrYowen88]

Brilliant bit

[@Pussalia]

That was excellent! Great physical comedy, not over exaggerated or obnoxious! Easily one of the top 3 sets I've seen on Don't Tell

[@arthurbwalya8006]

Something about his set is so refreshing..I love his style and energy.

[@TheSleepSteward]

This dude was just a crescendo act. Started off slow and just ramped up more and more. He's amazing! So good.

[@silversurfer8818]

I laughed so hard, that for a moment i thought i was having an aneurysm!

[@anywallsocket]

Jesus 😂

[@Cuteanimals-up6pj]

Same

[@eun371]

I love his creativity and how his mind works😂

[@Dimaz42]

I'm ded 💀 at the Michael Jackson bit 😂😆

[@ChrisCupcake3]

This was way funnier than I expected & he's so handsome. Love this!

[@thatguynicky1979]

If you gizz in a dream, you gizz in reality 😂

[@hongkong322]

this guy is one of the best in a while

[@magicknight13]

SOOOO hilarious but the Michael Jackson bit especially killed me 😂😂😂

[@Silent-Moon]

That Wu-Tang Joke was brilliant. Best one I have ever heard. For real.

[@unionunicorn6776]

The Uber Eats thing is so true, so many people at my apartment look like they’re doing drug deals, but it’s just take out 😂

[@KreepCA]

Really really good, great ideas and delivery

[@JasonAginsky]

Fahim is one of my top 5 favorite comedians of all time!

[@callanotherbarry5023]

Such charisma

[@norcross411]

He’s so entertaining, makes me laugh as hard as someone like Nate Bargatze, hope he grows!

[@andypitkin9051]

This guy is really, really funny. Like top tier. Hope he blows up big time.

[@zachpepper3582]

Such a good set man! Saw ur special too..Keep it up

[@lexdiluca1221]

Between this and your recent special you are KILLING IT right now!!! You're in your dancing guy era 🕺 and I love it!

[@oscarinacan]

Dreams are going pretty well😅😅😅😅

[@OfficialOGBossman]

Great set! 🕺🏿

[@themexis]

One of the funniest I've seen on here. Good shit bro!!

[@mbbbjb]

I had never heard of this guy, Fahim Anwar, before this post. He is hilarious. Will definitely follow him going forward.

[@marthamelchers]

Very refreshing!!! I like how he plays with characters!

[@WalkingTripod7]

To whoever @DontTellComedy is in charge of reading and occasionally responding to comments, you are doing great. I read a comment complaining about a "laugh track" (there isn't one btw), and DTC not only set the record straight, but continued to have a conversation and take feedback from the viewer. Not sure why I felt compelled to type this, but we appreciate it👍

[@mulullama]

I'm a simple man. I see fahim and I click

[@TheChrisLewisss]

He killed this! 😂😂💀

[@CupGuyDude12]

fahim on don’t tell comedy what a treat he’s one of the best comics working rn

[@TheDroppedAnchor]

"..but I'm so good looking that what I say doesn't matter.". Now that shows excellence in his field.

[@anywallsocket]

Bruh when he said “meticulous” I felt that 😭

[@swiggyv9569]

Yo I got hella adhd I watched this shit like five times but I keep laughing at shit I missed gotta start over cause this comment

[@ashleylouchin2089]

He was fantastic wow

[@coffeeandtrance]

"Omar was our best guy..."

[@RyanMSU21]

One of the best sets on here in a while!

[@fh9061]

So good. So consistently funny. This channel always has thr best comedians.

[@714_ad]

❤😂 LOVE FAHIM SO MUCH!

[@danielwester6913]

Fahim is one of my favourites, the guy is so underated

[@awolr]

Solid set! Need more of him

[@user-ym9zx3uz3c]

Fahim might be the most slept on comedian in the US

[@kraytard]

luh dis dude mang

[@Alexvidwork]

That was an hilarious set with gems. Dude is funny af

[@daizshianewell5356]

This was so funny I had to watch it twice

[@dancastle299]

BHE big helicopter energy

[@chanteandrews849]

💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣Ayooooooo the entire wet dream and Michael Jackson bit🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@JasonAginsky]

If you ever get the opportunity - go see Fahim live - the hardest I have EVER laughed!

[@xapokalypse]

Absolutely hilarious. Would love to see more lol

[@rileydonovan8379]

chuck vs the nacho sampler ;; incredible set!!!

[@user-zc7xw8dx6y]

loved it bro

[@007NowOnline]

Lmao!! This was an amazing set. 👏😂

[@veronicajimenez9754]

Nice work!

[@FrancesBruey]

I LOVE FAHIM!

[@CrazyAl1991]

Haven't laugh as hard in a good time 😂

[@MarayaGavin5839]

FINALLY they got my boy FAHIM 💯💪🏾❤️✨ he is hilarious 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@kombosto88]

Soo good man soo good, this set made my morning happier😂😂😂

[@Blullaby]

Very funny (: keep it up!

[@AhmedLovesBread]

Fahim is one of the best in the game!

[@thyhandrevolve]

Funniest human I've seen in years

[@SCBB24]

Golden set g

[@omarazam123]

Good catch!

[@blackrebel9948]

Just came across this guy and I love him!!

[@Zgamer7]

Ohhh this guy is GOOD😂😂

[@Whoosh12345]

One of the best comedians right now

[@romelldawkins5515]

Great set 😂😂

[@davidserlin8097]

Very good set ❤

[@TheDonzizo]

Bloody awesome

[@josephlukeulom3716]

Saying that yeah, yeah like Keanu Reeves 😂😂😂

[@MusicLover-bp2cc]

This might legitimately be one of the Best set i've ever watched.

[@theofanmahmuti1053]

We're in such a great time for stand up, constant amazing talent!!

[@julian0413]

gotta see more of this guy immediately, he's fuckin fantastic holy shit! killer!

[@ekdaufin1485]

Laughing to hard I can’t breathe! So good! 😂😂😂

[@microsnook3]

Love the body language along with the story. very good set! Animated!

[@gilscope8102]

This guy is great!

[@JackDenning]

Genuinely didn't want that to end

[@tenilledoram]

I so enjoyed this 😂 freakin' hilarious

[@leek6068]

hilarious guy. laughed so hard at that second last bit

[@hejwej]

This was hilarious!!

[@bugzbeezus]

The MJ bit fuckin killed me

[@denesse_portraits]

Fire!!!

[@kw9568]

The Zombie bit it too funny!!!!!! 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😅

[@evanallen6541]

A killer as always!

[@garciavashchino1]

WOW!!! Amazing, witty, well thought, and hit fast!!! Moar Pls!!!

[@ItsStellarSZN]

Yooo ngl this man ACTUALLY FUNNY good shyt😂

[@Pumpkin0_0]

Awesome set! The beginning and the ending are a bit slow, but the middle is top tier!

[@lachlanhenry486]

In the 90s we dud all the drug deals through dominoes pizza. The business model expanded. Have you asked Uber eats for drugs? They definitely totally can and will.

[@adrianashipp2290]

New favorite comedian

[@swiggyv9569]

I put this on in hopes of going to sleep to something couldn’t stop laughing cuz funny af I like this man #NoDiddy

[@Dude-oc8uj]

😅 Good stuff!

[@randoru1871]

😂 I love Fahim Anwar

[@leahpollard3710]

He is so hilarious.

[@boldnbrash7028]

Fahim killing it

[@JiggeeAsia]

MJ did it for me! Gibberishly #metoo shimoooneyyyy! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@das_it_mane]

So underrated lol

[@bastiat6865]

Fahim always has some cleverness to his bits. Good laughs.

[@user-bp6wn4qt8b]

These dudes funny as hell!