I need more shots of the hummer and rims so I can remember what 2005 was like
@insolentish45296 жыл бұрын
@@doctorpoopypantz6003 I had no idea who that was so I had to Google it. Worth it.
@tiltbackchamper84496 жыл бұрын
lmfao i read this and died
@insolentish45296 жыл бұрын
@@tiltbackchamper8449 randomly decided to check out your channel. You should post more vids
@-whackd6 жыл бұрын
Hummers are great trucks for big guys, especially if you're always throwing your bag of meals and shakes up front. Pretty spacious.
@seekn.destroy40646 жыл бұрын
Jordans and 5x shirts
@LEADitOUT6 жыл бұрын
I watched the whole thing because I was certain that he was going to put the OJ in with the rice and egg like broth and mash it all together as a morning monster mash. I have to say, I'm disappointed how it ended.
@drewsky10086 жыл бұрын
Lmao me too...🤣
@stevehughes645 жыл бұрын
I was thinking he was going to blend it 😂
@thebuzzcjc5 жыл бұрын
I'm not . I was losing my sh*t thinking FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DONT PUT THE OJ IN THE EGG .lmao
@Hippy20212 жыл бұрын
@@stevehughes64 no matter how good his breakfast, I don't want to look like him. Period
@samuele.marcora2 жыл бұрын
😅😂🤣😭😭😭
@bobjoe77076 жыл бұрын
I'm lost. 1 egg? And a little rice? This was hilarious
@Cemselvi19886 жыл бұрын
Rice, an egg and orange juice... What a peak moment in humanitary inventions...
@spodoinklehorse6 жыл бұрын
I can't get over it
@bikelifejohngotti90455 жыл бұрын
@@spodoinklehorse me either
@MrTempest20096 жыл бұрын
Can this be taken rectally?
@YoutubeCensorsYou6 жыл бұрын
Only if you sit horizontally, keep your upper body vertical, and look diagonally at the ceiling.
@TimmyTurner4216 жыл бұрын
@Dejan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@paw71106 жыл бұрын
Ask ya mum
@darrellgrant76156 жыл бұрын
Michael Nryt you mean like how your mom usually takes things ?
@nk07236 жыл бұрын
Only while using one of marks slingshots
@Ripcookiethief6 жыл бұрын
The takeaway from this is BUY A RICE COOKER It's amazing how much it will streamline your meal prep.
@jaredlind28882 жыл бұрын
You can make perfect hard boiled eggs in the steam basket of your rice cooker. FYI
@zombona8906 жыл бұрын
His technique for spooning the rice out of the cooker is interesting and I’m glad he showed us how to pour juice because I had no idea.
@ohno8373 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tiltbackchamper84496 жыл бұрын
Stan keeps the stickers on the rice cooker. SMART! resale value
@MarkiMcMark6 жыл бұрын
I'm just amazed that they peeled those boiled eggs and put them into plastic. The laziness these days is just amazing.
@BackFireZz6 жыл бұрын
its convenience. Why spend time out of your day cooking and peeling them when you can just buy them?
@anthonycruz55696 жыл бұрын
BackFireZz dude it takes 10-15 min to boil them the night before, put them in the fridge and peel them. Takes 2 min to peel an egg. There are a lot of conveniences but this is just fucking lazy
@MarkiMcMark6 жыл бұрын
@@anthonycruz5569 Spot on. Same goes for fruits. You can sometimes find peeled oranges etc. wrapped in plastic... What the hell man. Since when has eating food become too complex for us?
@BackFireZz6 жыл бұрын
exactly 17 minutes out of your day
@dogcatdogable6 жыл бұрын
convenience foods like that are great for disabled people or elderly people who don't have the ability to cook. and for lazy people.
@conpapi6 жыл бұрын
This Stan efferding content is solid. More please
@goggins6121Ай бұрын
its a boiled egg and cup of rice
@Jonathan-uo6ui6 жыл бұрын
The Quality of these videos are amazing. That combined with the knowledge of the rhino is perfect
@HustleSenseiMikey3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been using a knife to scoop rice this whole time. I am glad they showed us how stan it does it
@theunusualdispenser94746 жыл бұрын
*GOTTA GIVE THE FRONT SEAT FOR THE **_KOOLER_** RIGHT BABE?*
@06livefast6 жыл бұрын
Gotta confuse the cops who pull over to charge for traffic violation..
@ElurJ9235 жыл бұрын
Gotta confuse the protein shake right babe
@RareAries3235 жыл бұрын
😂
@IronKreator6 жыл бұрын
jesus, you guys actually made a video of a guy putting a scoop of rice and a pre-packaged hardboiled egg in a bowl and thought: "yeah, this is quality, informative content".
@stealthswimmer6 жыл бұрын
With the stupidity and laziness of today's people....yes, this is quality and informative content that those type of people would greatly benefit from. They need things spelled out for them to this extent
@Emolga62746 жыл бұрын
I would not eat rice in morning
@johntrains13176 жыл бұрын
Sometimes its useful to remind people to make things simple
@Bostmalone6 жыл бұрын
Coming from a guy with a meme as a prof pic...
@hawaiidispenser6 жыл бұрын
You forgot the salt and the OJ.
@Crissecrisse986 жыл бұрын
MAAAAAANNNNNN!!!! you should be sponsored by Costco!!!
@petepete72846 жыл бұрын
He is
@marcwright91112 жыл бұрын
I always wondered who actually bought those hardboiled eggs at the grocery store
@-whackd6 жыл бұрын
Crack a raw egg over steaming hot rice and mix it together! Also try egg coffee which is a Vietnamese drink
@clownpocket6 жыл бұрын
How about a video on sourcing and cycling testosterone.
@dmg123456783 жыл бұрын
Napsgear. 500-800mgs for 10-16 week blasts, 150mgs week cruise/trt.
@ryand5893 жыл бұрын
@@dmg12345678 no that's way to high for first cycle
@dmg123456783 жыл бұрын
@@ryand589 who said “first” cycle? Over time, as in year after year, that’s the amount needed to get good gains. Yeah, first 1-2 times, around 350mgs test is a “blast”.
@aaronf.1866 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all my Filipinos 🇵🇭 who've been eating rice and eggs for breakfast before Stan Efferding invented it
@mr.monitor.5 жыл бұрын
@Fetal Alcohol Syndrome is it making you horny or wtf is your point?
@ohno8373 жыл бұрын
Despite being so simple…it is effective and the fact that Stan is recommending it says something…what matter is the fitness industry is if you trust the person saying it and they are not trying to sell you something
@jayfisher33592 жыл бұрын
He's trying to sell you good diet book
@JackOLanternBob Жыл бұрын
I feel like one egg isn't enough protein. Maybe if you did this but made it 2 or 3 eggs
@ericcollins6231 Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of having a quick breakfast, and getting something that can be easily digested before a workout. I am confused on his justification and then subsequent implementation, which undermines what he just said. He says it’s important because the body doesn’t have a way to store protein, and if the body needs amino acids and your fasted it’ll have to wait. But then prepares a meal that is almost pure sugar, and super high glycemic index. OJ and white rice?
@SunnyB_NewPeace6 жыл бұрын
Hard boiled eggs and be cooked in the rice cooker with the rice. Just put the eggs in about halfway through cooking the rice. #GrowingUpFilipino
@floridamann11096 жыл бұрын
Bruh I'm white and I knew this shit, lived in FL my whole life.
@RunningSD6 жыл бұрын
putanginamo bobo
@wildwilie6 жыл бұрын
Whats also great is sticking in refrigerated meat and some frozen veggies in the rice cooker and it cooks the meal for you!
@SunnyB_NewPeace6 жыл бұрын
@buffbeezer fuck.... I skipped a step!
@adwayraje23306 жыл бұрын
buffbeezer LMFAO
@bobjoe77074 жыл бұрын
Came back here years later for a laugh
@weighttrainingguide6 жыл бұрын
For my breakfast before the gym, I just prepare some iron-fortified bran flakes with whey protein powder mixed in the milk and some fruit (usually banana and blueberries) on the top. I can make it in about a minute and eat it in two. Plus, it's really tasty and healthy.
@petor952 жыл бұрын
Dr mike (israetel) approves 🌝
@anthonycaruso60656 жыл бұрын
Can also just crack an egg or two right over the rice when its that hot and stir until.its cooked itself right into the rice.....really tasty
@kurt314512 жыл бұрын
What is the green stuff in the blender?
@jannelakkapaa60576 жыл бұрын
I just cook a larger quantity of eggs and put them in a fridge. In the morning I just slap some eggs on a bread with ham and I'm on my way or just eat it on the go
@bigbl3u2375 жыл бұрын
"Giving the fasting crowd anxiety" You made me even more anxious calling me out lol
@codym44526 жыл бұрын
After seeing that Hummer, I threw-up in my mouth just a little bit. Literally
@06livefast6 жыл бұрын
Cup of coffee w butter, 2 slices of toast w pb and j, and 2 scrambled eggs every day BRUH
@bikelifejohngotti90455 жыл бұрын
How do u scramble two eggs with a tooth pick?
@ballistic50895 жыл бұрын
Scramble three large eggs, with three slices of Canadian bacon, two hand fulls of baby spinach. Add salt that has iodine. I also drink cup of coffee, and 4 ounces of real orange juice. Then about 30 minutes before the workout, protein drink with amino acids, and a scoop of pre workout. Ready to kick butt!!!
@bane22563 жыл бұрын
Sounds good
@PepperDarlington Жыл бұрын
Pre gym: Im the "up at 4am, gym by 4:45" dude. One Oikos Triple Zero Vanilla, half a double scoop of quality protein isolate (i make a double shake and drink half before, half after workout and i prefer Transparent Labs PB Vanilla) with two tablespoons of powdered cocoa. Shoot 6oz water loaded with Ghost Size Natty non-stim with a double shot of espresso added for a clean pre jolt. Once im at work, around 8am, 3.5oz scramble with spinach and onion, 2oz turkey or chicken sausage. That'll hold til lunch and wont give you that nasty ass rice bloat. Rice sucks pre workout and is way too heavy. Potatoes good. Whey good. Greek yogurt good.
@patrickm77546 жыл бұрын
“I’m a big proponent of resupplying amino acids you have none after waking up” * Eats all carbs and one egg *
@TyRaff6 жыл бұрын
6g of protein!!! Get Hype!
@B3nkeii6 жыл бұрын
plus the rice. its enough for a while
@Saint_Turk6 жыл бұрын
There is protein in rice. This meal eould give him 10-15 grams which is enough especially just trying to get something quick in.
@bikelifejohngotti90455 жыл бұрын
@@Saint_Turk it's not complete protein lmao its useless
@dmg123456783 жыл бұрын
Double the eggs and chew up 4 Uni Liver tabs.
@fairandsquare12545 жыл бұрын
Put whole egg in with the rice . And it will be cooked in the morning . Just gotta peel it , saves on plastic lol
@aristidesaint-jean23226 жыл бұрын
it's a typical japanese breakfast!
@heyphilphil6 жыл бұрын
Make breakfast egg cups in muffin tins baked in oven prior add whatever you want. Keep them in ziplock bag in fridge. Take two out....nuke for 45 seconds. Bam! Eggs veggies cheese potatoes ( what's usually in mine) put in paper towel eat in car can totally it with your hands paper towel to whipe your hands when done. But I can eat two in 2 mins. Done. It's the fastest, cheapest most delicious breakfast.... Aside from maybe a good shake....but that even has prep time.
@DaBrute2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you can buy pre-boiled and shelled eggs is mind blowing.
@qwertyer1115 жыл бұрын
It's less about the content of the breakfast and more about someone as physically accomplished as Stan saying something as simple and quick as this is just fine. Look at some of the stupid ass questions people ask guys like Stan, some people need this.
@quasar74033 жыл бұрын
Don't know how he feels about this but the quickest breakfast I make is over night oats. Nice bowl of oatmeal no microwave just put it in the fridge overnight and it's soft in the morning and ready to eat.
@DannyHamar3 жыл бұрын
Need some protein in there
@bigbadwolf2003352 жыл бұрын
I put 50g of oats, 25g of protein powder, 10g of chia seeds, and 50g of natural Greek yogurt, in a mason jar in the fridge every night, then add 10g of flaked almonds in the morning, then just eat it cold, it’s very tasty.
@paulira74076 жыл бұрын
You don’t need scissors to open Costco’s hard-boiled eggs. They have a little corner slit to easily open the package.
@theRealShahbazian6 жыл бұрын
You guys think about updating the logo to reflect the change from .net to .com?
@bastikardum6 жыл бұрын
OMG! is this the future!
@mountainmanwatchreviews80816 жыл бұрын
So the keto and IF guys say training fasted releases GH and only eat in a 4-8 hour window and guys like Stan are saying protein every 4 hours or your muscles will pack up and leave yo ass.
@Am_Brew6 жыл бұрын
Maybe both ways work. Who knows? Try them both and use what works better for you.
@furkaan3466 жыл бұрын
Basically depends on your workout goals. You wanna IF and Keto for quality lean muscle and less bloated life. For a bigger than life physique and Fucked up body feeling bloated and hungry throughout the day, follow Stan. PS: I did both the types of diets for one year each and suffered IR from the carb intake, lol!
@balkamp88886 жыл бұрын
Pre-made eggs? Dude just boil your own... Surprised you're not eating pre-made rice with your pre-made juice 🤣
@RiKo186 жыл бұрын
"Natural" food
@balkamp88886 жыл бұрын
@@RiKo18 they sell it at costco
@lizzerdlegz27326 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@CrocoduckRex6 жыл бұрын
The juice is pre-made, but not pre-poured
@aaronf.1866 жыл бұрын
The rice takes longer to make than the HB eggs! 😂
@johndonovan55216 жыл бұрын
I just do this but run it thru a blender and put it in my The Kooler to drink on the way to my gym
@ZERO126PS26 жыл бұрын
Industrialization went too far.
@MP-mz7un6 жыл бұрын
„This is America“ LOL. No hate. Greets from Germany
@Spcymayoh6 жыл бұрын
Forgot about that trt shot in the morning!
@TimmyTurner4216 жыл бұрын
Mine looks very similar. Porridge with a banana, a boiled egg and some orange juice.
@lastsonofkrypton39186 жыл бұрын
1 cup Porridge with a handful of almonds and 1/3 cup frozen blueberries thrown in it (+ 1 tbsp EVOO which I take separate with every meal)
@andyrumschlag6 жыл бұрын
What's your take on Redcon1's MRE bars? I know Brian Shaw is primarily on the Vertical Diet but is now also promoting RC1's products heavily, including the MREs. However, they contain sorbitol, malitol, and sucralose, which I know are not Vertical-friendly.
@shanewilliams68356 жыл бұрын
why is someone always standing next to u in the kitchen dude?
@macreezie5 жыл бұрын
shane williams that’s his handler
@km-yx8vl3 жыл бұрын
Quick & easy... But I would recommend oatmeal before rice in the morning. You can make "overnight oats" by simply letting the oatmeal in a bowl with water in the refridge and than putting it in the microwave in the morning. With a little honey poured over it you have both complex and simple carbohydrates. Works well for me and give me good energy for my workout at 6.00am.
@MLDRBRY3 жыл бұрын
Oatmeal and honey isn’t the vertical diet.
@mayhem10236 жыл бұрын
I just knew Stan was about to pour the OJ into the bowl and mash it all up..
@flopez10253 жыл бұрын
Nice thx! I’m a 4am gym dog I eat one container of Greek Yogurt with a table spoon or two of peanut butter.
@costanzadotjpg2 ай бұрын
Not sure if anyone has noticed, but isn't that like EIGHT ounces of OJ, not four? We use millilitres (ml) here but 4 =118ml & I can see like 200-250 there lol....
@PureTruth6 жыл бұрын
What's with the Costco endorsements every chance you get?
@matthewlanza3322 Жыл бұрын
Stan what is the best way to measure your cooked rice??
@AustenSummers3 жыл бұрын
What about all of the anti-nutrients in Spinach??
@brandon180542 жыл бұрын
Cook the spinach before eating it.
@spodoinklehorse6 жыл бұрын
Is this an April fools?
@bikelifejohngotti90455 жыл бұрын
I know I'm rolling laughing
@coyrex14805 жыл бұрын
People are so upset but its not like he claimed to invent the idea of doing this! Hes just showing how he does it and how easy it is.
@bigdiesel79806 жыл бұрын
Stan is getting tiny yoinoff the heavy gear?
@bangermccrusher6 жыл бұрын
#CostcopleaseSponsorStanEfferding
@cheyennew8116 жыл бұрын
I use Egglettes to make my hard boiled eggs. Get them in the boiling water and jump in the shower. By the time I get out and get coffee made, they're done.
@redsol36294 жыл бұрын
Capsicum Spinach And mushrooms Scrambled with two eggs 👍
@TheTheratfarmer2 жыл бұрын
a quick breakfast before work. take a coffee mug, rinse it with water, one fresh egg into the microwave. 45 seconds or so, bamm. it is thick, take a nife and cut it in half horizotily and place on bread. no waiting in line for bojangles.
@bdevl526 жыл бұрын
gotta flex on them kids with dat hummer yo
@wildwilie6 жыл бұрын
Wes Lud He’s actually giving it away.
@frameofmind2296 жыл бұрын
Cuz it's a shitbox
@bdevl526 жыл бұрын
wildwilie it’s still flexing, ever heard of mr beast on twitch?
@wildwilie6 жыл бұрын
Let the man flex a little. He's also trying to spread good idea's and information. Worrying about stan efferding flexing is the least of our worries.
@joshklunker50375 жыл бұрын
Not sure I’m being into the whole I need to get amino acids in me for muscle recovery right before workout. You really think your muscles are gonna repair during your workout? You really think you will digest that egg and absorb it into the bloodstream before you start that workout? I for one have a better workout when I’m fasted ironically.
@yandimorffi98202 жыл бұрын
How early are we talking about about because I’m in the gym by 5: 30 am.
@jacobdorsey97856 жыл бұрын
So what if you think hard boiled eggs taste disgusting?
@jeremiahforrest22475 жыл бұрын
What can I substitute for oj I’m allergic to citrus
@purplecxcx57914 жыл бұрын
Looks like a working class breaksfast in Japan. LOL
@enigmab89784 жыл бұрын
Let's get vertical duuude.
@vanguard40653 жыл бұрын
ive woken up many times at 4am i just blend a serious mass shake and drink it. takes me less than 1 minute. i take my time in the gym and do 1 rep maxes for an hour. boom. big strong healthy and drug free.
@sevensins966 жыл бұрын
I wish he would preface that your body doesn’t need aminos circulating 24/7 unless you’re using gear.
@insolentish45296 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I saw this I was about to go ham on my bcaa powder
@Mrvoodoochild16 жыл бұрын
Most of his nutritional advice is bro science. His eat every 4 hours theory is incorrect. Natural man evolved to go long periods of time to go without food as man had to hunt for every meal. So eating every 4 hours puts your body in an unnatural metabolic state assuming you're eating throughtout the day. It's better to follow time restricting eating which has been proven to lead to increased energy levels and fat loss in humans. Stan also advocates for the consumption of way more animal protein than the average person needs. Eating 6-8 ounces of meat is completely unnecessary unless you're on a heavy cycle and lifting 5+ times a week. I take a lot of what he says with a grain of salt.
@06livefast6 жыл бұрын
Isn't that also how you get cancer? lol
@DragonballG.6 жыл бұрын
@@Mrvoodoochild1 Absolute nonsense.
@fangiscool16 жыл бұрын
@@bradejensen eating every 4 hours is for people using insulin, not the rest of us not using PEDs
@philippegerondeau43513 жыл бұрын
What about eating it horizontally?
@unnaturalatrophy80735 жыл бұрын
Please I can't find ready cooked rice I dont have time to cook it any solutions??
@brandb95302 жыл бұрын
Eat it at night and don’t worry about the morning
@charlesparker65376 жыл бұрын
cant believe he invented eating ground beef all day
@ariahzach65106 жыл бұрын
what is that, about 7g of protein total? lol
@jimbeneventi88824 жыл бұрын
What a Chef??? and BTW he must also do a side gig at Costco
@uncertaintytoworldpeace36503 жыл бұрын
Yo I love fasted cardio and I love this diet thank you stan
@chaosdweller2 жыл бұрын
Interesting name
@jlsinner996 жыл бұрын
Ultimate Warrior is looking pretty good lately
@clap56 жыл бұрын
Orange juice is pure sugar. Why not eat a orange and get the fiber with less sugar?
@adamhipko6666 жыл бұрын
Buying hard boiled eggs? So easy to make, just make a weeks worth on Sunday.
@grizzlymanverneteil44436 жыл бұрын
You can buy a Sunday at Costco.
@barakahfactor6 жыл бұрын
This meal is less than 10g of protein. Is that enough for a muscle-building breakfast?
@travismcdonald65765 жыл бұрын
Atif Mansoor It’s designed to be just a quick meal that digest easily.
@mikeross56276 жыл бұрын
Great video Stan
@rickbutterfield23582 жыл бұрын
Is the o j pasteurized or non
@diyetisyenfurkanseven3 жыл бұрын
Insulin : Hey, boys.
@carloseduardogomezespinoza45406 жыл бұрын
vertical diet for college students would be great
@alwaysachance2172 жыл бұрын
Brown rice better?
@uhaul11333 жыл бұрын
Suga + starch + saturated fats, Wat could possiblay go bad?
@websta402 жыл бұрын
porridge 2min microwave black coffee done
@waltherwagner97116 жыл бұрын
I go with one or two bananas before and a protein shake after my training. No cooked rice needed.
@malenomadiclion20306 жыл бұрын
Wow. I always thought you needed a few calories to burn before a mornings gym session. I saw carbs, but.... calories?
@brycycles952 жыл бұрын
Or you can crack a couple eggs in the rice cooker before you steam the rice and it’ll cook right up
@justinballard81396 жыл бұрын
Was the camera man about to pass out, or was he trying to get a close up of his calf but couldn’t get it to focus with the spontaneous, silent earthquake that hit?
@jelloshaha6 жыл бұрын
Th ats not on the go advice. The best advice is you can blend everything into a porridge. Egg white or substitute is pasteurized so you can just blend the liquid with rice and OJ
@dcad69346 жыл бұрын
What about intermittent fasting
@adamschneider868 Жыл бұрын
Sams Club sells these. 24 eggs for $8. That isn't half bad.
@BonFathead3 жыл бұрын
I put 100lbs on my bench press after trying this
@angelgabriel29556 жыл бұрын
Rice for breakfast?
@jirihutecka90206 жыл бұрын
What about some rice cakes with banana and whey protein. Zero cooking and much faster digested than hard boiled egg...
@markpuccetti34446 жыл бұрын
one egg ???????really guy
@alicecullotto75306 жыл бұрын
He will eat 47 of them with a steak post training meal lol