Stand-Up Comic Derailed by Flat Earth | On The Mic: Ian Smith | Universal Comedy

Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of a story and the flat earth ruins your mojo?
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[@sumthinfresh]

Earth is a fixed plane not a globe. This guy has failed at science and comedy

[@MrEjwheeler]

"Earth is a fixed plane not a globe. This guy has failed at science" Oh the irony. Please Josh, enlighten us by telling the class just one single scientific experiment that verifies the the earth is a stationary plane?

[@Mark-Stone]

Earth is a rotating sphere. You have failed at having the intellectual abilities of a toddler.

[@sidvanhound]

They now pay you to drive a Tank in Kiev, bargain break.

[@markksargent]

Long Live Flat Earth.

[@Mark-Stone]

You wish.

[@MrEjwheeler]

Flat earthers: Because even Creationists need someone to laugh at.

[@Hellndegenerates]

​@MrEjwheeler Russia encompasses by far the largest flatland on Russia encompasses by far the largest flatland on earth

[@MrEjwheeler]

@@Hellndegenerates Flat earthers: Because even Creationists need someone to laugh at.

[@wardaddy9910]

The Earth is a flat plane... What it isn't is a spinning ball covered by water... that is a PROVEN fact !!!

[@TrickOrRetreat]

That was brilliant 😂 i will steal, drive a tank, live a little 🤗

[@stephencartwright4063]

Flat earth rules

[@mattbecker743]

Good bit but where did he get derailed by a flat earther?

[@necrocleric13]

He wasn't derailed by a flat earther. He was derailed by a flat earth. Read the headline properly. He was going to do a bit on the flat earth, but he changed his mind after the way the audience reacted to the picture.

[@cjnav7832]

@@necrocleric13 He did not change his mind that was part of the act

[@necrocleric13]

@@cjnav7832 I considered it might have been, but sometimes comedians do decide to leave a bit out if they feel the audience isn't responding well to it.

[@jamiemcdonald4279]

Who BUYS a cat? All the cats I have had in my life, not one of them was purchased.

[@scruffmcgruffthecrimedawg5661]

Depends if you want an exotic cat

[@dookieshoe2905]

Derailed? That was pretty funny, he's a good comedian. Is this supposed to be clickbait?

[@Random9_]

Both of them, 5 stars 😂

[@Random9_]

Both of them, 5 stars 😂

[@PhilAndrew-b3r]

Imagine being so boring that you need a flat earth for click bait

[@fleabaglane]

Where is your core in a flat world?

[@dontforget2289]

Here are some genuine questions I cant answer using newtonian physics, anyone in the chat have a go 1)How does the ISS exist in the Thermosphere (2700°F) despite being made of aluminum? 2)Why does the moon obey Earth's gravity but ignore the Sun's? 3) How does a plane take off from Canada and catch up to a runway in Mexico that is spinning 500mph faster than the one the plane took off from? 4) If Mercury and Venus are between the Earth and Sun, how are they ever visible in the night sky since we'd have to look in the direction of the sun to see them? 5) 1017mph at the equator, and just rotation at the poles...how is life not noticeably different from a weight/gravity perspective between these two places? 6)Why do Southern hemisphere to Southern hemisphere flights frequently require Northern hemisphere layovers and/or fuel stops? 7)Why no Southern Polaris? 8)Why no Southern Lights? 9) Why no 24hr Antarctic sun? And here's the real kicker> 10)If the earth spins at about 1670 kilometers per hour, and travels 1.6 million miles through space a day, rotating around the sun moving 10.1 million miles a day, in a solar system rotating around our galaxy's center black hole at 515,000 mph, with our galaxy moving about 300 kilometers per second, heading towards the andromeda galaxy at 300,000 mph while some galaxies are moving away at 3 million mph, in a universe expanding 3 billion trillion kilometers per megaparsec(30.9 trillion Kilometers), HOW IS THE NORTH STAR IN THE SAME POSITION EVERY NIGHT SINCE RECORDED HISTORY BEGAN?, AND HOW ARE THE SEASONAL CONSTELLATIONS END UP IN THE SAME POSITIONS EVERY MONTH,EVERY YEAR? There's many more questions but lets start there

[@JohnHazenhousen]

Are you actually interested in the answers to those questions, or do you just want to pretend to be smarter than other people? Because every single one of them has a very simple answer which I would hope the average educated adult would be able to arrive at by simply thinking about it for a moment. And some of them are just nonsense, like all of the ones about the Southern Hemisphere (there is a southern pole star, there are southern lights, there is a 24 hour Antarctic sun).

[@michellec3100]

Eeeeverything easily explainable 😂

[@bradfowler6464]

Actually...it's all pretty much related to one word: Gravity. I you understand gravity, and it's various affects, then all your questions would be answered.

[@Mark-Stone]

You could’ve just said “much of science baffles me”.

[@MrEjwheeler]

1) You don't understand the difference between heat and temperature 2) It doesn't 3) You don't understand conservation of momentum or reference frames 4) You don't understand three dimensional space 5) Ignoring the part where you demonstrate that you don't know the difference between rotational and linear velocity, the centrifugal force caused by the rotation of the earth is fairly small. Despite this, objects DO weight less at the equator than the do at the poles, which flat earthers have no valid explanation for. 6) Consumer demand, safety, airline ownership 7) There is a southern rotational star, it's call Sigma Octantis #GottaLieToFlerf 8) There are southern lights #GottaLieToFlerf 9) There is a 24 hour Antarctic sun #GottaLieToFlerf 10) The movement of the stars is well documented #GottaLieToFlerf So just the standard basic misunderstandings of science and outright lies. Perfectly conforming to the flerf stereotype, well done.

[@brianthomason5022]

Dude just got a fan in me

[@BornAwsumb]

This mate is genius

[@ahmedtaraque]

I'm sure I would have found him funny, if I could understood what he was saying.

[@cookml]

Could understand, you mean? I feel like the problem is at your end. :)

[@carpballet]

Where he’s from, does everyone mumble?

[@ryangraney9892]

Earth's a plane in a pressure system (firmament ) Waters above, Waters below.

[@RidgewayMountainhauser]

nope, but you are a dope.

[@ryangraney9892]

@@RidgewayMountainhauser Aw, you still believe in kindergarten programming! Santa Claus too?

[@Mark-Stone]

No, it isn’t.

[@MrEjwheeler]

Cool story bro. Got a single piece of evidence to back up your claim? (Advance warning: "The Bible" is not evidence)

[@jamiemcdonald4279]

Haha sure it is. Screw the photos and all the people that have actually seen the planet.

[@zuhalter0071]

The flat earth gag was the least funny part. "Drive a tank!" However, actually got me laughing!

[@cjnav7832]

The Creator Himself debunks the "globe" Earth with His written Word where He describes explicitly the shape of the Earth: "A Compass", "A Circle". NOT a Ball And we do not move at all the Sun and the Moon and the Stars, except for one, move around us Not a ball, silly gravity people I mean think about it, how accurate is a compass if you're on a Merry-Go-Round spinning???? Duh - common sense debunks a moving ball Oh I forgot, we live at the End, in an Age, where there is no common sense Trust God, Creator, and not a man On that note, receive Jesus the Christ into your heart for He is coming very very very soon for this is the End of the Age His Peace be with you

[@ryangraney9892]

Flat earth is our realm, and we are banned from exploring beyond antartica.

[@OxymoronGayChristian]

Speaking of which physicist John Hartnett just did a great presentation debunking the flat earth nonsense at Bible Science Forum

[@wardaddy9910]

Nonsense ... he may have convinced the m0r0ns but that is about it .

[@scruffmcgruffthecrimedawg5661]

​@@wardaddy9910 only morons think the earth is flat

[@cjnav7832]

The Creator Himself debunks the "globe" Earth with His written Word where He describes explicitly the shape of the Earth: "A Compass", "A Circle". NOT a Ball And we do not move at all the Sun and the Moon and the Stars, except for one, move around us Not a ball, silly gravity people I mean think about it, how accurate is a compass if you're on a Merry-Go-Round spinning???? Duh - common sense debunks a moving ball Oh I forgot, we live at the End, in an Age, where there is no common sense Trust God, Creator, and not a man On that note, receive Jesus the Christ into your heart for He is coming very very very soon for this is the End of the Age His Peace be with you

[@WCDavis-cl7si]

Who gonna debunk the globe?