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[@Linkman247]

Ubisoft: "players have to get comfortable with not owning games" Players: "Ubisoft has to get comfortable with people not buying or subscribing to their games."

[@xbigcalx]

Huzzah!

[@secondchance6603]

'Not all images appear in game'... due to the inevitable graphical downgrades.

[@wingw3844]

i dont feel comf if i need to pay 130 for just 3 day early access.................

[@perfectlyslicedegg3348]

Got Em

[@videovagrancy8526]

Well said, sir! I completely agree.

[@REblll]

Watch how fast Ubisoft's going to change their cancellation policy now lol

[@356z]

I always wondered if you sign up for the monthly subscription, but the year one, can you cancel it and not get stuck with the rest of the payments?

[@Shiftry87]

@@356z U are charged on a monthly basis so i would think that if u cancel the service before the start of the next month the service gets canceled. It dosent matter if u sign up month to month or a year long option u are still paying at the start of each month so if u cancel u lose access at the end of that month.

[@SoldierSpiderx]

lol I bet that once you buy it there no refund

[@djbpresents9584]

Ubi plus can't go wrong

[@DK-sk4cv]

I doubt it... I bought a heavily discounted game on there recently and before I could install it had a pop up that I had to click accept which pretty much said once you go past this point we have your money forever.

[@SiskoSvK]

"Forget everything you know about Star Wars..." -was a line I was expecting

[@alexinfinite7142]

LOL no kidding! This is something we hear a lot these days and it always signals to us that garbage is heading our way. Why the hell do people want to work on projects they want to completely transform into something else? It's such a bizarre mixture of resentful, exploitative high-jacking of stories and concepts that only talentless malcontents would consider doing

[@jackcoleman1784]

The line itself is a total misunderstanding of their market base. Absolutely no one who is into Star Wars wants to forget everything they know about Star Wars in reference to a future Star Wars product. It's like asking people to get excited about a Star Wars product that has absolutely no ties to Star Wars.

[@alexinfinite7142]

@jackcoleman1784 it's literally the stupidest thing ever. You're bang on correct

[@ArthurCallahan389]

😂😂😂That sounds just like something Kuntleen Kennedy would say!😂😂😂😂

[@bartoszmisztal6861]

I just need to forget the last ten years.

[@timforsgren5275]

I’m so tired of this ”quirky scoundrel with a good heart” archetype that the main character seems to be. I feel like every other game and film has it.

[@NewOrderOfAlexandria]

We have so many cool characters Han solo Boba Fett Jango Fett Lando The Mandalorian Obi Wan Darth Maul Mace Windu Leia Padme (Even ST characters were better) Poe Finn Kylo Phasma Edit: Commander Cody Edit: Dash Randar They had so many sith, jedi, smugglers (edit: Clones) and bounty hunters to inspire from, but we get strong woman 4,567

[@michaelharrisjr]

​@@NewOrderOfAlexandriaThat would make the "Strong women" be called Mary Sues

[@Albus_Rex]

@@NewOrderOfAlexandria I wish she was a strong woman. You know, tall with big muscles. Instead we have a maybe 110 pound goof that appears to be throwing stormtroopers around. I'd argue that's worse.

[@alterego2421]

​@@NewOrderOfAlexandriatrying to sneak the new ones in is crazy but no clones???

[@alterego2421]

nvm only 1 clone?

[@Knight121198]

"Puts helmet back on" no thanks, managed democracy needs me.

[@-soaponarope-1261]

See you on the front lines helldiver! FOR DEMOCRACY!!

[@SafetyBriefer]

This man drinks Liber-TEA!

[@kaltadesmon]

Freedom never sleeps!

[@tkp98]

Time to spread some Freedom!

[@-soaponarope-1261]

SWEET LIBERTY MY ARM!!

[@Meitti]

Knowing modern Ubisoft games, your own Millenium Falcon will probably have a stamina bar.

[@Shiirow]

then you orbit around planets to harvest materials, like trees and rocks to make it fly faster.

[@Roughnecks2277]

Lmao Ubisoft would never waste their money or time on letting you actually pilot your ship through space

[@kayjay9104]

Don't give them ideas, last thing we need is a walk meter

[@ssj4vegetto495]

Star Cry Outlaws lol

[@batalorian7997]

To be fair that was a different team. This is the team that made avatar. So gameplay might actually be fun, but the story may be a disappointment

[@ethanforster]

She looks like a 35 year old Soccer Mum pretending to be Han Solo

[@prettyboyg1278]

Sweet Baby Inc Han Solo

[@krikeydial3430]

Her face, eyes, and hair are all one color. This is so lazy. I feel bad for young gamers these days.

[@thsudy]

To me she looks like she’s from mass effect andromeda

[@DoomBowser64]

Ma'am Solo

[@AtreidesT660]

The sad part is the actress used for the motion capture is gorgeous.

[@Ghostdawg176]

The fact that people rolled over and started paying $70 for games by companies that have been releasing flop after flop after flop after flop is absolutely insane to me. So glad indie games are a thing.

[@WielkieOdpowiedzi]

It's because people are actually literally really insane. Without a joke. It's just reality

[@sirmitchy6718]

@@WielkieOdpowiedziyes. Majority of people are complacent sheep. Just the reality.

[@WielkieOdpowiedzi]

@@sirmitchy6718 at least someone is aware of that. Cheers from poland

[@stonetank7455]

I haven't paid full price for a game in years. A few years after launch when the game is patched and costs less than half the price? Maybe, but I won't drop $70 to test a beta.

[@fatasfeather7163]

Because some of these people who spend that much over and over they basically oldies like in their mid 30s almost 40s or 40s basically dads/mothers who barely have any time for games that they basically just play a 10min-20min on rare cases maybe 40min but stop playing barely done anything important in the game and then log off and play next week or the 2weeks after and basically don't pay much attention how hideous the game is due to barely anytime was put into the game in order for you to notice it and then they see one scenery that is not even that eye catching and they like "wow look at those graphics" then shut off their consoles....

[@Colin04932]

Honestly this game’s pricing feels like Ubisoft is a homeless guy begging for a piece of change but without the possibility of sympathy from people lmfao.

[@ninoroxsox]

Like a homeless guy begging for 500 dollars 😂

[@Zyzzyyx]

Seems like Ubisoft knows their idiot audience really well.

[@The_Texorcist]

Change? Chaaange? Got some change?!

[@citizen3000]

The game is $70. Woah, truly shocking.

[@RiderZer0]

@@citizen3000he’s not talking about the $70 part. The scheme overall is desperate. Use your brain.

[@corruptedpoison1]

$130 for a game Ubisoft will take out of your account in 5 years because they lost the license or they shut the servers off.

[@thebenc1537]

Why is nobody upset about day 1 dlc? They take out part of the game and sell it to you for more at the freaking launch of the game! It should be illegal.

[@LTV746]

Skull and force

[@urekmazino6800]

​@@thebenc1537nobody's surprised lol it's a Ubisoft classic

[@simplyyunak3189]

If online purchase is not owning, then piracy is not stealing

[@corruptedpoison1]

@@benjaminfrazier1039 And? What a pointless comment.

[@Hokuhikene]

Joe: "She looks like a Jim Henson Puppet." To be more specific, like a Gelflings from the Dark Crystal.

[@jackofalltrades7728]

i thought the exact same thing

[@bmacaulay18]

I was thinking more like Dave Chappelle in a wig.

[@eugenevictortooms4174]

Spot on.

[@cornflakekidd]

I think they should have a male or female main characters and you can customize them but that’s probably too much to ask for or they probably charge for outfits

[@thomasjefferson2676]

I was thinking team America.

[@sharpspoon7371]

Don't ask questions, just consume product and then get excited for next product

[@AtreidesT660]

Very cool

[@grumpynomad3551]

They will. I bet this game makes millions. People will buy anything.

[@AtreidesT660]

@@grumpynomad3551 No shortage of people who will consume any product with the SW label. Also, you're probably right I doubt this game will bomb.

[@JimBob-lv8ps]

@@grumpynomad3551no the time of throwing star wars on it for nostalgia is over with thanks to Disney

[@heroicdairy]

imagine asking $130 while Helldivers exists

[@iamoctonate]

Literally any other game exists

[@LambdaDiamond]

Baulders Gate 3 exists.

[@FabuBrik]

but quadruple A

[@DuWha]

@@LambdaDiamondsuper overrated game, next

[@Icodhack2992]

@@DuWha bg3 is SUPER overrated? I can understand maybe a little overrated, but SUPER? I personally love the game and i think it deserves its praises. Explain yourself

[@OnasaD]

Ubisoft has a terrible track record so far: •Avatar was mid •They have made The Crew 1 unplayable even though people paid full price and are now revoking PC licenses •Skull and bones is a failure And yet they expect us to pay $70-$130 for their products 🤡

[@DuelaDent52]

Wait, what’s this about The Crew?

[@rangerholladen5824]

Is the crew

[@spandandash1138]

You're forgetting something.Prince of Persia The Lost Crown was definitely the best game they have made in the past 15 years.

[@videogamerforever312]

So far no they have been terrible for years even before that. Lied about Watch Dogs 1, The division 1 and 2 were both false advertised specially the first game besides the snow and let’s not ever talk about the disaster of Ghost Recon Breakpoint. Just to name a bit of things.

[@Lewisfernie]

The graphics from Avatar were amazing but everything else was very meh, didnt take me long to skip every conversation in the game

[@TheAdorelis]

...but joe, *to be fair*... AJ: *DID YOU JUST SAY THOSE FORBIDDEN WORDS???*

[@SuperDoggy99]

$130 dollars for a story about Ma'am Solo, fighting horrible, awful males all across the galaxy with her square jaw, female friends, and lame comedy. Basically, it's a Disney Plus show, where you get to defeat the "Space Patriarchy".

[@Sgto.Wolvington]

You are god damm right

[@akina26]

Yep trash

[@ethanwynalda8894]

Spot on

[@jackcoleman1784]

To be fair Star Wars has copied Han Solo several times and it predates Disney so that just kind of makes it look like your problem is that it's a woman this time to anyone that would assume that you're enough of a fan to know better. Not saying that was your intent just saying how it looks. Dash Rendar and Kyle Katarn started as "we have Han Solo at home". The Outrider is just a shitty version of the Millennium Falcon and it always has been. Now granted sometimes characters in Star Wars start out as essentially clones of other characters before becoming more fleshed out but it doesn't change their origins.

[@vane909090]

@@jackcoleman1784 At least make her hot, man. Like the actress she's based on.

[@Kaynos]

These prices are ridiculous. Not long ago these tiers were 10$ apart. Base game was 60$, Gold 70$ and Ultimate 80$. Now it's double the price for the best edition, that's some bullshit.

[@josephpasquarella2123]

Welcome to inflation homie

[@zeroxgaming4030]

Your not wrong lol The rich always want more money lol

[@WbosonLP]

I remember when Pre Order gave me 1 extra 1y old AAA game.

[@CV47Deagle]

There shouldn’t even be tiers smh these companies are a joke now

[@zebatov]

This has nothing to do with inflation lol.

[@justinmiller5539]

It's Ubisoft, I have already set my expectations accordingly.

[@Herrmdogg403]

🎉Is that in the toilet ;) .😅😅🎉

[@frankieb9444]

@@Herrmdogg403 A squat toilet is still too high lol

[@Nutterbutter123]

Plain logical

[@bluewolf5895]

The kings of making average games

[@TrueCicero]

It's gonna be a boring Assassin's Creed game with a Star Wars skin job. Run around and collect a million pointless items, go pray at a million shrines, or explore a million caves with a treasure chest in them that all have shit items.

[@Montesama314]

The game trailer shows no gameplay but we're supposed to preorder, and to pay over 100 dollars upfront for the edition that's closest to complete? Nah, I can wait.

[@kratosgow09]

@ 5:22 - Alex: ...but Joe, to be fair... Joe: DON'T YOU FUCKING "TO BE FAIR".😂😂😂😂

[@Xylluk]

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Corporate Commander!?

[@EdwardGutierrez90]

"I love the young people" XD

[@akmal94ibrahim]

What lesson? They still get their millions of dollars from gamers. Apart from Skull and Bones, Ubisoft hasn't learned anything because we as gamers haven't taught them anything.

[@TheRetifox]

Nothing of this feels like being an Outlaw, more like Star Wars Adventure.

[@Zyzzyyx]

It's Ubisoft, 95% of the game will be clearing out outlaw camps that their game engine copy & pasted ad infinitum all over the map with markers telling you where to go. Gamer: I thought I was the outlaw. Ubisoft: Umm, sure.

[@Shiirow]

its like they played the Saints Row reboot to take inspiration on what being a criminal is like. I bet she even has space college debt to pay off.

[@courier4529]

​@@ShiirowHoly shit you might unironically be on to something. Literally like Forspoken sympathetic broke type shit.

[@sikeyouthought3887]

Guarantee she’s like” I wanna be and outlaw but not THAT type of outlaw.” She’s gonna be the generic boring kind

[@osopolar123]

Yeah I was pretty disappointed to find out the game was rated T. Looks like another flop for 2024.

[@spacegerrit9499]

Ubisoft has gone absolutely down the drain. This pricing is absolutely insane. No effing way.

[@TheDeceptiveHero]

$130 for a game that in a few years will tell you in the face that you can’t access it anymore just after they did Order 66 with The Crew. Are people really that stupid?

[@Gamer1990100]

Ubisoft game just wait 3 or 4 months for a $50% off sale

[@samuelvimes5770]

or 2 years until it´s free on the epic store

[@nick4810]

that tactic doesn't work when it's on PC and only on their store.

[@darthmocap]

Wait until the sea faring community makes the “free demo” available.

[@spartacus18954]

SBI game probably 2 months 70% off.

[@AlwayzFresh]

100% Clueless to pay full price for this knowing it will be half price

[@thalunizz21]

Ubisoft thinks they're good enough to charge that much.😂

[@camraid9]

I know right... With games like Elden Ring around. That is a bad joke.

[@dastvan8002]

"We know you nerds will buy anything with a Wookie in it."

[@pixelmentia]

I am completely, 100% convinced that Ubisoft is no longer capable of putting out a good game.

[@dxmnnndanny2092]

Making an open world Star Wars game with no character customization is the dumbest thing to me. Let us have the choice on who we want to be and how we want to develop our character, I’m sick of these new gen developers capping us.

[@Torobuck]

This game is gonna be a failure, save this comment because I know it. Its literally Ubisoft afterall, that company never learns...

[@cram2979]

Cool

[@therealharshlycritical]

Probably worse than avatar😂😂😂

[@jackkenny4194]

Why did you waste your time writing this? Do you want it to be bad? Just wait and see and stop fishing for attention

[@F.r.e.a.k.e.n.s.t.e.i.n]

Ubisoft all their games could be good, but they are way to greedy

[@dominicisme1999]

Agreed it’s going to be a colossal failure

[@brastly65]

“To be fair” is gunna be up there with “FOR BLUE??!?” pretty soon lmao

[@UlshaRS]

Glad Alex took one for OJ. That's a nice coat

[@judgepajarillo22]

Can anyone reference where that video was again? I want to know the context

[@josephhein9497]

ARE Y- ARE YOU ADDAYERMYND?!

[@epicologyfr6177]

My favorite re-occuring bit on AJS

[@epicologyfr6177]

@@judgepajarillo22Angry Review for Evolved is where it all started and has now become a re-occuring bit anytime Joe sees overpriced micro trnasactions.

[@hallowseve5801]

Ubisoft really trying to out milk Star Wars than EA did with Battlefront

[@socaltrojan286]

Got to love when organics take on a droid and their response is to punch it. Droids do not feel pain, and when it comes to a meatbag vs. machine, machine will always win.

[@neorebu]

tbf that other human could be a cyborg or android

[@socaltrojan286]

@@neorebu not including modified humans. That is not the same as what I was talking about. We have seen scense in other movies and shows where organics punch robots which is just stupid do to the harm that would be inflicted back by hitting metal.

[@henri2058]

Season pass, early access, exclusive mission for overpaying... IN A SINGLE PLAYER GAME. WTF IS UBISOFT DOING 😭😭😭

[@frafio5182]

The same every company does

[@kagenotatsumaki]

Literally the exact same thing Bethesda did with Starfield?

[@Mephzice]

increasing the value of the pirated copy

[@Paws_Network]

@@frafio5182 Wrong, there is better games for cheaper.

[@OkamiToge]

Wait, that dumb shit has a season pass? 🤨 tf

[@mysteryman7445]

Hopefully, enough people will skip this one to either put Ubisoft out of business or make it clear that pricing models like this should be abandoned.

[@videovagrancy8526]

I agree. I already REFUSE to buy at the $70 price point. I wish more would do that. The only reason these companies have the audacity to charge that much is that PEOPLE PAY FOR IT. People need to have self control.

[@worldsbest91]

There are always tonnes of normies that buy these games regardless. If you know one of these people, please help them.

[@JediKnightoftheSnyderCult]

Ubisoft and Lucasfilm both. 2 birds with 1 stone.

[@JimWarp93]

It's Ubisoft, so it's most likely an Assassins Creed Mod with a Star Wars skin.

[@FloppyDorito]

I was thinking Far Cry mod with Star Wars skin, but I'm sure the melee mechanics will get copy and pasted from AC as well lmao.

[@generalshock4359]

ok chief thats giving them WAAY too much credit you forgot all of the inevitable bugs of giga proportions XD

[@PhoenixOnFire90]

"Captured in Engine. Not all Images appear in game" This has sudden The Division 1 vibes.

[@RAN-os5gz]

The cheapest way to play this game: - pay $18 dollars to play the game and vow to cancel in 1 month - forget to cancel and end up spending $200 after months of going "dammit, I forgot again" Maybe the best decision would be not to play it. It's ok to miss out on certain things, nothing bad is gonna happen to you if you ignore this.

[@mangan700]

Nah the cheapest way would be to play a pirated version xD

[@alexsynthesis]

I never forget to cancel a subscription cuz I pay for one month then immediately cancel it so I can enjoy the rest of the month 😂

[@JuicedOnKids]

​@@mangan700spent electricity to download it.

[@Guardian_Arias]

The cheapest way would be to go to the high seas and hoist the Jolly Roger.

[@SuperKendoman]

Bold of you to assume I'll be playing this. We have Stellar Blade, Black Myth WuKong and Elden Ring Shadow of the Erdtree to look forward to, brothers and sisters 😎

[@stefanradebach2889]

Can't wait to do the "clear out base and raise flag pole" type of mission 3 million times while having a boring slog of a grind for XP and equipment that makes me unable to do story missions unless i chuck out 300 dollars per level upgrade and 200 dollars for new gear and weapons and every story mission has a 10 level gap between each other. Also i'm betting that these "outlaws" are just gonna be loving rascals with strong code of honor and hating the Galactic Empire for being an oppressive regime because neither Disney nor Ubisoft have any balls to depict the "outlaws" in any believable manner or have any grey conflict because got forbid we have a story that doesn't revolve around excessive nostalgia for the original trilogy. Seriously can't we at least have a nostalgic story based on the Legends continuity in some capacity?

[@buggart]

Also don't forget about the protag's nonstop quips and WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME DO THE PUZZLES MY OWN!

[@djmir4]

I don't follow the "Go woke, go broke." crowd and I actually wanted to give this one a try right up until I saw the price point. Gonna be a hell nah from me dawg. I really hope people show them and vote with their dollars.

[@viktorreznov8740]

People jump the gun on that too much nowadays. Sure we have had alot of Mary sues that have ruined games now so people are not blaclpilled into being annoyed at a woman being the main character to a game and end up totally forgetting all the great ones we did have that had nothing to do with being woke like femme shep in mass effect and Lara croft in tomb raider. It's just a knew jerk reaction

[@jimmunro4649]

I love GO WOKE GO BROKE because it 1000% True need get that into your HEAD

[@judechauhan6715]

Imagine the day we get a Star Wars game with customizable gear, clothes, weapons, ships, a base building mechanic, hunting mechanics, food and sleep bars, maybe even get hotter and colder on planets, oxygen in space, underwater or in hostile atmospheres, blending in with Empire soldiers by taking uniforms and sneaking into bases or stealing ships etc, being a mercenary fighter for the Rebellion or bounty hunter for the Empire, being a stealth archer/assassin, building a crew and accomodating them on your ship/in your base, heisting Empire payments and selling intelligence about the Rebellion, being a space pirate or farmer, starting a legitimate trading business on or off world, making a private army or fleet and taking over a planet or galaxy... you don't even need a story, people will make their own, just give them to freedom to do that.

[@Ariranhaa]

I don't think this will happen at all, ever

[@judechauhan6715]

@@Ariranhaa yep :(

[@THISISLolesh]

Why when they can release an unfinished game with nothing in it and you’ll all still buy it.

[@judechauhan6715]

@@THISISLolesh Having a car is better than having a bike but having a bike is better than walking. If it's the best we have right now then it'll have to do.

[@THISISLolesh]

@@judechauhan6715 And that kind of thinking is exactly why we’re in this mess. You mess it up for everyone.

[@Jamesftd]

You just know that every 5 seconds you spend exploring an alien city the npc's are gonna jump back and shout "Whoa, what are you crazy?!"...

[@TheKman1014]

😂

[@JeremyBX]

Didnt realize how big of an issue this actually is until i read your comment Their game engine is too stiff

[@Ben-pv2bn]

I'm building a theory that the people in charge of these games don't watch KZbin, because if they ever did, they might learn something.

[@lvloneownage]

They don’t care about money, the blue haired people just wanna push their agenda

[@megaplexXxHD]

This is because we are in a more indepth gaming community. I would guess only about 30% are really looking at reviews/previews, reactions etc. meanwhile the other part of the gaming community is just casually buying and playing these games without looking into who the devs are and all that stuff. They see star wars in the shop and think „oh nice a new star wars game, lets buy it“. Theres nothing you can do about it apart from sensitize your friends about these scummy ripoffs…

[@badman5852]

Absolutely not. All they think they've learned is you are a bigot my friend. How dare you want to play as an attractive female character? Big muscles man is fine, big boobs and nice face is bad. You should feel bad.

[@misterbin00]

I'm pretty sure they do, otherwise they wouldn't be putting hits on KZbinrs who criticise their so-called games.

[@newhappiness4410]

Ubisoft are the Outlaws wanting to make millions off us paying for a game that’s not 100%

[@NTSH443]

Main character looks like it was pulled from Team America, maybe we’ll see her mass chundering in a back alley somewhere.

[@kenwolf6842]

Now that you said it.... i see it now

[@erikwilliams1562]

That's what it reminds me of! Thank you!!!

[@randomaccount7815]

joe: "she looks kind of weird" that's a bit of an understatement.

[@themarauder6108]

Yeah....she looks like she was hit with a spade.

[@rickinielsen1]

So many characters look like bad fortnite skins... And the animations look so stiff and clunky. I cannot tell if this is a deliberate design choice or just bad...

[@SWOTHDRA]

The downgrade os real compared to that gameplay trailer last year

[@highriskgunman4181]

Soccer mom saves the galaxy simulator

[@Hokuhikene]

She looks like a Gelfling from the dark crystal. Uncandy valley bottom for sure

[@monster796abs]

Dont pre order ubisoft games, thats the first rule in gaming

[@citizen3000]

Why pre-order any game?

[@jlev1028]

Correction: Don't buy ANY Ubisoft game. Let that corporate monster fail.

[@SuperAerie]

Dont pre-order anything at all, ever!

[@citizen3000]

@@SuperAerie I still don’t know why people do it. You’d think they would have learned to not do that ooh about 20 years ago.

[@Skateandcreate9]

I pre ordered Stellar Blade sorry 😂

[@irishbearsfan12]

Workplace violence inside the AJS studio ! “To be fare…” immediately shown them hands 😂

[@irishbearsfan12]

Also when did REBA join the Star Wars universe ?

[@cristainrodriguez5845]

I'm so gutted by this. This could've been Disney's chance to resurrect Star Wars 1313 something Star Wars fans have longed for. Instead of giving us our mature, Boba Fett game navigating the underworld we get this? The current incarnation of Lucasfilm is either unwilling or incapable of giving us what we obviously desire. They don't deserve our money.

[@spartacus18954]

it's Disney as a whole. not just lucas its DISNEY. There is a big reason why they lost a Billion dollars in the box office last year lol.

[@brandong7675]

Yeah but why do that when you can drip feed generic corpo slop and still make millions?

[@MrConredsX]

Kathleen Kennedy many times said she wanted to replace all legacy characters with her own female new cast. She want less Boba or Luke and more generic girl bosses. Disney is dead and Jon Favreau will not change it.

[@MioRaem]

It's honestly fucking fascinating. Mind-boggling. I'm not even a real Star Wars fan, and I stand in AWE of Disney LucasFilm's ineptability. Hundreds of MILLIONS of fans telling them for years: This and this and this is what we want and hoo boy the money we will pay for it! And they are like: No no no, you silly billies. THIS is what you want. And even as the franchise is bleeding money, they won't listen a dime's worth. It's honestly a feat.

[@CursedShinobiClown]

1313 would have just been a mediocre Uncharted clone

[@Beau_the_Bro]

Here in Australia, the prices for this game standard : $110 Gold Edition: $170 And Ultimate Edition: $200 !!!!!! 💀

[@Dom0766]

If I lived in Australia I'd quit being a gamer 😬

[@dethswurl117]

I don't understand the price difference for A DIGITAL GAME lol that's outrageous They act like they're shipping it there

[@tr1bes]

Go back to ps2 era games. You have more fun playing those games than current gen games.

[@DojiJoji]

200 whole dollariedoos. shiiiiiiiit.

[@RickDangerousNL]

yeah.. 200 AUD translates to 130 USD, so it's the same price, just different currency.

[@InvaderShane]

I actually like the core design of the main character she reminds me of Ellen Ripley who we all know is one of the most badass characters ever. But for some reason because Ubisoft sucks they managed to make her look and animate like a puppet. I love star wars but hate Ubisoft and this looks mid as hell and the pricing is crazy. I wish we were able to make our own character even if that character has a preset background.

[@Ugnutz]

Its weird the actress that voices the main character and she is modeled after is a fairly attractive woman. and you used to be able to use Ubisoft points you earnt from playing their games to get a discount on their games.

[@Hollyclown]

It feels so comforting knowing so many people are on the same page about this whole thing. It seems like everyone is smartening up to all these antics.

[@Maxrepfitgm]

You're just in an echo chamber. Trust and believe more people will buy it then watch AJS unfortunately

[@yellowscarlightningscream8347]

@@Maxrepfitgm Assassins creed sold horribly and Crew Motor fest and Skull and bones sold even worse. They are in deep shit.

[@vidmasterK1]

You're actually in the minority. It just seems like you're growing in numbers because y'all are so vocal about it online. But in reality yeah no one cares and will buy it anyway. They don't mind.

[@nick4810]

It's going to be a huge, to think otherwise is truly deluded. Step out of the echo chamber once in a while.

[@65firered]

​@@Maxrepfitgm I mean people are pretty done with Star Wars and Ubi$oft at this point. And when they are getting bad press for not only greed but a community manager actively starting a fight with the community before the game even drops. Yeah, I think it's not going to massive blockbuster they want, especially if the story falls flat.

[@jesush.christ4241]

The main character has the same chin as Stan from American Dad

[@dolorousjohn5499]

HOW DARE YOU

[@Andronicus87]

LMAO

[@Venzynt]

Wake me up when we finally get a custom jedi character...

[@JounLord1]

"Good morning GFFA, I got a feeling its going to be a wonderful day. The suns in the sky has smiles on its faces and shining a salute to the Huttese race."

[@sickmaelstrom6388]

Also the worst hair I have seen

[@AlbertWilsonComics]

Trusting Ubisoft is like Trusting the American Government. It will never end well.

[@Karloss00]

It's also $130 for a digital product, that they can just shutdown at any moment.

[@Kyvord]

Along the way we lost a mandalorian game, a darth maul game and a boba fett game for this. Dude this looks terrible.

[@boogie5]

Play GALACTIC CONTENTION mod for Squad... Thank me later! 🫡

[@OrionDawn15]

@@boogie5 We shouldn't have to turn to a non-Star Wars game/modding in general just to get the shit we want.

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

Oh comeon,you just had to remind me of the Darth Maul game...that actually looked good(and for once virsceral instead of just turning lightsabers into glowticks,didnt have that since JK)

[@robertfey825]

(old man voice) In my day $130 got me the Halo 3 Collector's Edition with Master Chief's helmet that housed the game and a bonus disc with behind the scenes videos! And I still have it! 😂

[@cliffturbo2146]

These were the old days. Now, we're in new standards... Of low!

[@the13thjoker]

@@cliffturbo2146 all of that before pandemic and inflation.

[@jaythomas468]

It’s crazy that I remember being a broke-ass college kid and seeing that at the time and thinking, “$130 for one game?! GTFOH, I don’t care if it is Halo 3. I’ll take the $60 one, please.” Nowadays, that Halo 3 Legendary Edition would be considered a STEAL, by modern standards.

[@tereninsecundus6084]

I bought Halo 2's physical copy for 25 dollars. I still have the price-tag on the case to this day.

[@jaythomas468]

@@tereninsecundus6084 I got Halo 2 as an Xmas present, along with MGS3. The night before, though, we went to Blockbuster (as we usually did right before Xmas to rent a bunch of movies that we could watch over the holidays) and I was browsing their pre-played video games section. I ended up finding an ORIGINAL COPY of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night on PS1 for like $10. Greatest gaming Xmas EVER.

[@willolmeda228]

Soon we'll have to pay for trailers

[@ziephel-6780]

They have these ridiculous prices, while also reminding us that we do not own their games and products.

[@skree_fpv436]

The main character be looking like Eddie Van Halen

[@Axterix13]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking... 80's rock/metal band hair, slapped onto the gelfling from The Dark Crystal.

[@randomaccount7815]

(bottles clinking) "warriors, come out to play"

[@lupolinar]

I was thinking of a young Bon Jovi.

[@mediawarrior5957]

Star Wars came out in 1977, so trying to make her look DISCO?

[@LukeGamer111]

@@Axterix13 I was thinking Reno Raines... that weird hairs and watter chopper 🤣

[@NeutralGuyDoubleZero]

Ubisoft is unique in their ability to sound as generic and corporate as possible when talking about what should be an exciting video game. What am I even saying? This is ubisoft, of course theyll find a way to make this a boring chore filled slog with MTX out the wazoo. Cant wait for *"hey deliver this note to my sister across the planet"* quest 10x over.

[@charlesbronson1959]

UBI SOFT what is it AAAAAAAAAA game

[@pineapplegamer6986]

They’re marketing is either a bunch of robots or idiots. Like “forget everything you knew about pirate game” like who approved that line it’s both cliche and stupid for the context

[@jacksonteller3973]

i'm sure the game itself will be fun but I have a real problem with selling early access as a paid feature as it's an accessibility issue as it temps people with addictive personalities into playing the game early due to FOMO.

[@papapapa16]

AI marketing

[@HyJyncks]

"LOOK IT'S A DOG BUT ITS AN AXLOTL BUY PRODUCT" -soulless corporation trying to appeal to human beings

[@pillagius]

Story:"Empire on super high alert hunting Rebels - perfect time to make a heist, when any slightest suspicious events would seek star destroyer on you!"

[@justinstoll4955]

What does a single-player game need a season pass for? It's like they're trying to kill any enthusiasm I may have.

[@d00mre4per7]

Many games in the past have season passes (which is just a bundle of all planed dlc)

[@mrwhocares3931]

U r confusing a season pass with a battle pass STUPID

[@ajarmetta]

They want single players games as well to milk you out as much money as they can get from you they want this to make this the standard now

[@enightc]

It's the day 1 dlc that is behind a 40$ paywall that I have issues with.

[@limitbreak2966]

Huh? Tons of singleplayer games have season passes. It’s for expansions / DLC. Do you mean a battle pass? Cause yes single player games don’t need battle passes. However I don’t think this has a battle pass

[@0fficialdregs]

not even a minute into the video and Joe already found out ubisoft fucked up lol

[@Zyzzyyx]

It is Ubisoft though.

[@spartacus18954]

@@Zyzzyyx Ubisoft + SBI .... its DAO avoid at all costs.

[@akmal94ibrahim]

​@@spartacus18954what's SBI? Also, what's DAO?

[@19thunderchild]

@@spartacus18954 doesn't your mouth get sore from blowing that dog whistle all the time?

[@phrozenliquidz]

Joe stopped talked for exactly 1.3 seconds total during this trailer and neither mini me has the balla to tell him to stfu lol

[@cheeseburger4089]

@12:30 The cardboard box head would be a good gag for when the angry review comes out.

[@0fficialdregs]

Ubisoft is the Disney of gaming. They are a zombie company that just won't shut shop and go away

[@jacksonteller3973]

Disney are cool though

[@natediaz1863]

Except Ubisoft is actually fighting for it's life. Disney still has another decade in it.

[@sikeyouthought3887]

@@jacksonteller3973cap

[@0fficialdregs]

@@natediaz1863 They can fight for their life, doesn't mean their choices are helping them

[@swordimpulse07]

Which is why they're perfect for each other

[@bronnl5482]

can`t look at such "human" npcs and characters models, all these games, like fallout 4 when "settlers" come to your base, without Kyle Reese popping in to my head: "The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy... "

[@troyl200]

Imagine if StarWars was licensed out to Larian Studios for a KOTOR 3... But all we have is rampant mediocrity from Poopisoft.

[@bozak2320]

When can I download this from the Google Play Store?

[@Butch808]

Assassin's Creed Outlaws... How many towers we gotta climb?

[@stefanradebach2889]

All of them.

[@alexl.4362]

A lot

[@justacat472]

999

[@jonathanpabon4477]

I can already see the Sweet Baby Inc influence.

[@aoscott]

I'm predicting that when AJS reviews this game when it is released, it will get a big "YOU F#$@3d IT UP!"

[@qlw809]

Dying on the Max Rebo singing attempt. Lol😂

[@Shocknfunk]

They didn’t notice they actually paywalled a mission by $40 as well

[@Shiirow]

$30 dollars for a 15 minute mission, Id surmise.

[@refugeehugsforfree4151]

@@Shiirow No surely it's a 14 hour mission...LOL

[@MaxRamos8]

I was able to buy it for $58 from Green Man Gaming with my gold account and a voucher. I'll buy dlc after it's all released and only if it's worth it. Aint no way I'm paying ubi anything over $60!

[@Shocknfunk]

@@MaxRamos8 if you really wanted to play it, should’ve went with their service option to be at most $18. Especially if you’re able to cancel it immediately after and still have access for that month.

[@Onecutetiger]

Remember when you just bought baldues gate 3? No additional tiers, no season pass, no silly bundles. Just a 1 time purchase for an amazing game. Then there's ubisoft.

[@imsentinelprime9279]

Unfortunately I could care less for baldurs gate 3 because I hate turn based crap, dng. No thank you. But I respect the praise the game got.

[@user-ds8rj2vc4v]

@@imsentinelprime9279 I used to hate turn-based games, and still do to an extent. But Baldur's Gate 3 is still genuinely an amazing game to play. The combat is now one of my favourite bits about it.

[@netweed09]

Baldurs Gate, literal top down goblins & wizards in the 2020s??!! 🤦‍♂

[@zynux8252]

I hate Ubisoft and their greed but I hate this comparison also. Baldur's Gate 3 was an early access game for years to make it what it was at launch. Without that early access the game's initial launch would have been abysmal and the reception poor. Baldur's Gate development is not a normal game development cycle

[@user-ds8rj2vc4v]

@@zynux8252 Not really a good argument. If that's the key to a good game, then why don't they do it that way? Ubisoft chose to go down the route of £120 preorder ultimate extreme max editions with season passes, skin packs and other microtransactions to come. Nobody forced them to do that.

[@-youtubePRISONER]

Looks like 2 guys want to actually watch the trailer.

[@GreenDinoRanger]

But to be fair, Joe! This is the second ever AAAA game because this studio only puts out insane quality products worthy of such inflated prices. *Sarcasm*

[@TOTN17]

The Model for the Player Character in Outlaws is actually quite good looking in RL which is why people think Ubisoft went out of their way to make her ugly

[@DuelaDent52]

She’s not remotely ugly in the game, her and everybody’s facial animation is just uncanny.

[@Blackwolf-gr6ch]

@@DuelaDent52 no, she is ugly

[@ExpertContrarian]

@@DuelaDent52lol

[@5H4D3]

@@DuelaDent52 Maybe it's the hair but she definitely looks ugly to me.

[@-JustHuman-]

I don't know if it's DIE demanding she has to be ugly. Or it's the people hired because of DIE policies that simply doesn't have the skill to do it better.

[@boogie5]

THIS?!?! Compared to the Star Wars Eclipse trailer we got years ago... it's like we went BACKWARDS in time!!!

[@ccgod]

2 different companies.

[@strugglesnuggledslime7040]

Thats what our french beholder of children photoalbums does,he sells you on a decent/cool trailer and then delivers absolutely nothing.

[@Goatan]

How come noone is talking about how the main character travelled through time to steal Sarah Connor's haircut

[@thorcremonesi9317]

$130 for a game I can’t own

[@LegacyDrummer]

Forspoken vibes with this

[@Zyzzyyx]

Forspoken's developers closed down after release months later. Is that what you're saying Ubisoft should do too? We can only pray.

[@spartacus18954]

don't forget Saints Row and the past year of Disney films that lost over 1 Billion at the box office lol go woke go broke guys.

[@anon2752]

At least the forspoken devs didnt fuck up their actresses face in game.

[@Misery7531]

Nah don't compare it to that

[@maskofacryingclown3]

Luminous studio closed because it was the studios last game. Luminous merged back into square enix in which they helped develope ff16. The difference between Luminous and volition. Is that volition merged into gearbox months after saints row release. Then months later volition actually dissolved. Mind you it took a whole yr for volition to actually dissolve. Where as Luminous is still merged in with its parenting company. Square enix. Do you really believe that only a month of a games release sales depends on whether a studio closes down or not? Do you realize how many studios and especially indie studios would be shut down? The people who made redfall are still open and they didn't close down, now did they? I was a part of a merge and we knew 2 yrs in advanced that we were going to merge.​@Zyzzyyx

[@WwZa7]

"Let's enjoy the trailewhatthefuck!" This is the reaction of literally everyone

[@franzeusq]

For content creators, I think it's good to try these games. No one else should touch this.😊

[@visionop8]

I’m convinced that the cast of Goat Simulator is also the Ubisoft board of directors

[@darkstarmedia]

And devs wonder why gaming is dead. Greed has killed it.

[@65firered]

Greed, politics, and spite.

[@spartacus18954]

that and SBI

[@Meowtro]

Gaming is not dead lmao, last year alone was full of back to back bangers.

[@CrimsonFIame]

I wouldn't say gaming is dying more so it's companies that were once at the top turned to greed. There's been other companies that came up and took their place and indie titles have been great within the past few years too.

[@0o-0o694]

​@Meowtro you gotta understand that doom sayers love to overblow how bad things get. Makes em feel better about themselves

[@benburnside5049]

The pet/droid sidekick for every star wars main character has been overdone to death at this point. From R2, to R4, to the BD8, to the one in Jedi Fallen Order, to Baby Yoda, to now this pet. I get why they do it ( so kids could buy them), but good lord has the pet/drioid side kick been overdone.

[@RandumbTom]

Don't knock the game til you try it.....that's how they get you because once they have you money, they win. If you keep eating crap, they are gonna keep feeding it to you.

[@Behumat.]

I find it hilarious how the ship in this game, the "Trail Blazer", is essentially the Aluminum Mallard from Space Quest, which was originally riffing on the Millennium Falcon. Now things have truly come full circle.

[@ministryofwrongthink6962]

Joe casually mocking “that crowd” about her being ugly and then several times in the video going into detail about her looking f’ed up is actually quite hilarious

[@spartacus18954]

that's the telltale sign that this is a SBI game. They purposefully make the characters ugly as fuck even thou the actors and actresses are gorgeous. Do not buy this game, do not support SBI. They already got their hands in Saints Row R.I.P. and Fable

[@alexsynthesis]

It’s funny cuz Joe tries to be political even though he knows nothing about politics 😂

[@matthewmosier8439]

It should wake people up to the fact that they have been manipulated into defending stuff that they otherwise would be against.. simply because forces told them that criticism was "conspiracy"

[@ZeroB4NG]

Ubi Soft has its own DEI department, everything a developer does has to be approved by that department. They do not need SBI, they got SBI at home.

[@user-ds8rj2vc4v]

He does it a lot in general. Look at the Halo TV show. He hates Kwan. As do many people. But it's very easy to then just say Joe is a part of "that crowd", hating on women and Asian actors etc - insert ism and current year. He doesn't see the irony in generalising groups who're criticising something.

[@KGUYDOG]

1:08 'An opportunity to make millions' feels like the scene in Austin Powers when Dr. Evil doesn't know how much currency is worth anymore.

[@Punished_Trump]

Why do fake space credits in a video game need to imitate real money and inflate?

[@alixvalove]

​@@Punished_Trump "Space credits" in the Star Wars universe commonly have higher value than in real life

[@tr1bes]

Space Credit didn't save Han Solo being frozen in a cemented block.

[@EthdanTV]

2:41 When the fuck did Harry Kane join the star wars universe

[@jadedpremiere]

Ubisoft will be the reason the game industry forcibly becomes consumer friendly again

[@Xenonuke]

They did that model dirty. Why didn't they just hire Matt Damon if they wanted to design the character with his face

[@LoneWolf-rc4go]

Agreed. Surely it actually takes more work to alter the model rather than just use her original features. You know that the original plan was to have a good looking protagonist but then we get the usual 'make her lame' crowd that have given us the current crop of masculine heroines.

[@thedeepfriar745]

What the hell did they do to that girls face

[@safiquazi2704]

Americans can't stand beautiful women so they make them ugly on purpose, look at the real women who mocapped it.

[@FullOnMetalHead1995]

Its for modern audiences

[@McFrozenNuggets]

The ultimate edition is literally *_Battlefront_* (2015)'s ultimate edition on drugs. Nice work, Ubisoft. You're the discount EA.

[@Captain_Mckeggor]

Katgleen Kennedy self insert character again.

[@HardlyWorkin-kh5uh]

I bet you 50 bucks She's gonna fight Vader and overpower him and he's going to have to crawl away crying to spare him. Also regular person tried punching a droid.............okay.