Stealing Every Artefact in Europe | Crusader Kings 3: Royal Court w/ Max0r & Friends

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Rimmy Downunder

Rimmy Downunder

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring today's video! You can find Crusader Kings 3: Royal Court right here: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy
Man that's easily gotta be one of the most fun games of CK3 we've played in a while. We played for 8 hours straight, just constantly building up the Holy Roman Empire into an ever more insane amalgamation of territory and constantly crushing Hungarian revolts. I think 'all players in one Kingdom' are some of the most fun CK3 games because you get to constantly interact with other players. I like playing neighbours too, but if players are too separated in CK3 it doesn't feel as fun, kinda makes you wonder why you aren't just playing separate singleplayer games. All in the one kingdom is where it's at.
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@RimmyDownunder
@RimmyDownunder 2 жыл бұрын
I think 'all players in one kingdom' may be my favourite type of Crusader Kings 3 multiplayer set-up - what do you lot reckon? Thanks to Paradox for sponsoring this video and giving us early access so we could run this game with the guys. You can find Royal Court by clicking this link: play.crusaderkings.com/Rimmy
@thing1240
@thing1240 2 жыл бұрын
E
@cookiecraze1310
@cookiecraze1310 2 жыл бұрын
This needs a second part!
@adamwilliams434
@adamwilliams434 2 жыл бұрын
Send me your toes Rimmy!
@tyler89557
@tyler89557 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone on one kingdom is just the superior way of playing Crusader Kings in general
@Coretide660
@Coretide660 2 жыл бұрын
A part 2 is a must, the broken boys will prevail through these trying times!
@DepressedCrow
@DepressedCrow 2 жыл бұрын
>gets stabbed by a dwarf >Falls on said dwarf, killing him in the process >Walks all the way to the kings court >"Sorry for bleeding on your carpet" >Leaves Man's just built different
@Sir_Bucket
@Sir_Bucket 2 жыл бұрын
Sigma male came to the court so that the Alphas could learn from his example
@athath2010
@athath2010 2 жыл бұрын
*thrown out of a window by a dwarf
@stoopidapples1596
@stoopidapples1596 2 жыл бұрын
Defenestration means to throw out a window, not being stabbed. Not sure how the dwarf simultaneously threw them out the window and then was at the bottom...
@Dim2134
@Dim2134 2 жыл бұрын
@@stoopidapples1596 Simple, it's called the Goldberg Spear.
@DIEGhostfish
@DIEGhostfish 2 жыл бұрын
Not stabbed. Defenestration. Thrown out a window. He pulled the dwarf out with him and landed on him.
@guccifer764
@guccifer764 2 жыл бұрын
“He’ll never see this coming” *dies* You’re right, I didn’t see that coming.
@JohnTrustworthy
@JohnTrustworthy 2 жыл бұрын
Returns from Jerusalem: "Boys are back in town, boys are back in town!" Returns from Finland: "Faithful... Enlightened... Ambitious... Brethren!"
@johnbennett6920
@johnbennett6920 2 жыл бұрын
“In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.”
@notvonbayern9202
@notvonbayern9202 2 жыл бұрын
Goes to Crusade in Finland Initial excitement Totally useless but fun D-day landing Chases heretics into the woods Find Charlemange's Sword? Winter sets in Dies horribly and loses all supply Gather new army and attacks again The Finnish are coming Dies again The O P T I M A L CK3 playthrough
@oscarlundberg7462
@oscarlundberg7462 2 жыл бұрын
90% Casualty rate... *Victory!*
@pohmot9933
@pohmot9933 2 жыл бұрын
Rintamahan Suomen poika!
@pipopoikapelaa5468
@pipopoikapelaa5468 2 жыл бұрын
@@pohmot9933 Hakkaa päälle pohjan poika!
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 2 жыл бұрын
Launches new Amphibious assault behind their lines, Burns all their castles to the ground, cutting the Finn's supplies. Regroups for new Summer Offensive; Decisive Victory in the Crusade!
@Robbini0
@Robbini0 2 жыл бұрын
Having just seen another CK3 clip where Spiff mentioned that the finns have a lot of combat bonuses for forest and taiga terrain...
@jacobyentes6526
@jacobyentes6526 2 жыл бұрын
all i imagined when the king died after the execution is a guy going "you lose a head you lose a head AND YOU LOSE A HEAD......why do i taste my own heartbeat" then fucking collapsing on the spot
@owobi_2991
@owobi_2991 2 жыл бұрын
"everybody do the flop" - The Just King 1114AD
@daddysempaichan
@daddysempaichan 2 жыл бұрын
The Executioner got a bit... *TOO* enthusiastic with this whole cutting heads thing.
@The_Laughing_Cavalier
@The_Laughing_Cavalier 2 жыл бұрын
"Some rulers are known for their conquests, others for their cultural achievements and some... just like the colour green"- Chronicler of the Holy Rimmy Empire, 1073AD
@WellBattle6
@WellBattle6 2 жыл бұрын
What is this, the Orkperium?
@RahulReddy-eq5zy
@RahulReddy-eq5zy 2 жыл бұрын
I keep seeing you under Rimmy's comment section and end up rewatching your old videos every time I see you lmao
@childofslaanesh1251
@childofslaanesh1251 2 жыл бұрын
"guys we have so many more people than finland we can beat them no problem!" *dies piecemeal to the finns in the middle of winter*.... hmmm this one seems familiar
@EBarracuda
@EBarracuda 2 жыл бұрын
TALVISOTA Fight the Christian rule and their demand!
@Jaybird_102
@Jaybird_102 2 жыл бұрын
What If the winter war happened 900 years early
@StonegazeSteam
@StonegazeSteam 2 жыл бұрын
Lalli was out there having a field day. Axe go chop-chop.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 2 жыл бұрын
One more like, and it'll be 666...
@onlychild5213
@onlychild5213 2 жыл бұрын
I mean he did name one of his kids Stalin
@Jacob-yg7lz
@Jacob-yg7lz 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine living in this timeline and finding out that a bunch of veterans were so scarred in Finnetnam that they decided to kill like 40% of the population in order to establish a tomboy war religion
@Voron_Aggrav
@Voron_Aggrav 2 жыл бұрын
After that, what's a few more deaths?
@Relek448
@Relek448 2 жыл бұрын
The most based timeline
@Danganraptor
@Danganraptor 2 жыл бұрын
The soldiers returned from the Finnish campaign alive, yet starved and somehow changed. Their eyes wild, their bodies feverish. Someone asked "What sparked this reaction?" "...abs..." came the reply from the Emperor himself. "Sire?" He spoke up, eyes wide in fervor. "THE FINNISH WOMEN HAVE ABS!" And that, dear readers, is how we became Broken.
@solutionless123
@solutionless123 2 жыл бұрын
Squad broken 😔
@Danganraptor
@Danganraptor 2 жыл бұрын
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 I think one of my favourite replies to something like this went something like this: "We're not kicking you out; just let us sin in peace." Do let people decide their beliefs for themselves; dragging people kicking and screaming into any system of belief is, according to the scriptures of those very same faiths, against the teachings of the Almighty.
@Razgriz032
@Razgriz032 2 жыл бұрын
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Look, fam. I rather join religion that has tomboy women abs than threatening me with hellfire
@wtfman3320
@wtfman3320 2 жыл бұрын
@@Razgriz032 the true gigachad
@wolfbyte3171
@wolfbyte3171 2 жыл бұрын
"There are maybe 15,000 Finnish here, we should be fine" - Famous last words before disaster
@sawyerawr5783
@sawyerawr5783 2 жыл бұрын
Turns out Simo Hayha just was channeling his ancestors wasn't he?
@Finwolven
@Finwolven 2 жыл бұрын
Everything goes okay, until some priest eats Lalli's bread. Then it just goes downhill from there.
@floridaball4896
@floridaball4896 2 жыл бұрын
"I executed all those rebel Hungarian nobles and the future look bri-" **drops dead from a stress induced heart attack**
@heinzlilio4612
@heinzlilio4612 2 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the Bohemian king's mind couldn't comprehend the amount of people he killed and just immidiately shuts down
@someguycalledcerberus9805
@someguycalledcerberus9805 2 жыл бұрын
I have been saying for a while that the Stress bar is just the Abdication Bar under a different name.
@WoobooRidesAgain
@WoobooRidesAgain 2 жыл бұрын
22:53 When you call your religion "The Broken" for shits and giggles and it turns out to be the prophecy of your empire
@athath2010
@athath2010 2 жыл бұрын
I wanna know the backstory of that badass who deadass just walked up to the kaiser, called him out on all of the fucked up shit he's done, absolutely fucking DUNKED on him in a duel, and then said "aight, my job here is done, I'm outtie" and committed seppuku.
@crazyscorpion8818
@crazyscorpion8818 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy and his friends: starts a new religion The catholics: start and uprising Viva La Vida starts playing
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 2 жыл бұрын
Exact same thing happened to Spudgun.
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I remember the famous time where the Holy Roman Emperor was stabbed to death by a maddened Crusader and the time the King of Italy mysteriously inherited the Kingdom of Ruthenia And how could I forget the great Broken religious epiphany after the horrors of the Finnish Crusade? Which further lead in to the Great Catholic Rebellion
@matthewy2j
@matthewy2j 2 жыл бұрын
"The French rebelled against themselves" As is tradition in France.
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, most people can't stand the French, including, as it would seem, the French themselves.
@remiliascarletmybeloved
@remiliascarletmybeloved 2 жыл бұрын
They say if you look hard enough throughout the Finnish countryside you can still find the frozen over corpses of Franconian crusaders
@Voron_Aggrav
@Voron_Aggrav 2 жыл бұрын
That or Soviets
@BaronVonMott
@BaronVonMott 2 жыл бұрын
"I would give you gold, but it would make my character kill herself because she's greedy!" 🎵 *The Things Crusader Kings Say!* 🎵
@SwampGreen14
@SwampGreen14 2 жыл бұрын
Yup, you know your games made it when the subreddit of said game is half incest fanfics, and the other half detailed guides to infanticide.
@ethandavies8227
@ethandavies8227 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever become a monarch instead of getting trumpets when I enter a room I demand old timey car horns
@demicus
@demicus 2 жыл бұрын
I'll have ten peasants making trumpet sounds while holding candlesticks, cause I will have spent all my money supporting the holy order of tomboy.
@chinsaw2727
@chinsaw2727 Жыл бұрын
@@demicusAnd yet some people still continue to wonder why monarchies are no longer the norm
@attila535
@attila535 2 жыл бұрын
It warms my heart seeing Rimmy learn, that us hungarians really hate when foreigners tell us what to do.
@cosmiceyness
@cosmiceyness 2 жыл бұрын
are you hungry
@yaboiothman984
@yaboiothman984 2 жыл бұрын
As a foreigner, would you kindly become part of the holy Roman empire.
@zequadragaming8984
@zequadragaming8984 2 жыл бұрын
@@yaboiothman984 thanks for the offer, but last time we were part of something similar, we were dragged into a world war over serbia, so sadly i have to declinne.
@PointnShootMovies
@PointnShootMovies 2 жыл бұрын
@@zequadragaming8984 it was your king who started the war too ya know
@zequadragaming8984
@zequadragaming8984 2 жыл бұрын
@@PointnShootMovies *Firstly:* he *was* not, *is* not, and never *will* be *MY* king. (and if not for the russians ironically, he wouldn't have been our king to begin with, but that's a whole different matter) *secondly:* tell me, what was the so called "casus belly" again? oh right, a serbian nationalist beleived to be part of an organizasion called the "black hand" assassinated the austrian archduke soon-to-be kaiser-und-könig. *thirdly:* correct me if i'm wrong, but as far as i'm aware most of the major hungarian politicans *opposed* going to war against russia over serbia, be it because, they didn't want the hungarian govermnent to loose their special status in case of something major is about to happen, or that they foresaw the fact that the K.u.K. Armee is nowhere near prepared to face russia, *despite* the tsardom's shortcoming.
@GaldirEonai
@GaldirEonai 2 жыл бұрын
It looks like Paradox have finally decided to embrace the CK series' inevitable transition from historical grand strategy to pure comedy :D.
@1992zorro
@1992zorro 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, it's all a joke. Nothing is serious anymore. Sad
@blecandy1232
@blecandy1232 2 жыл бұрын
@@1992zorro I see no problem just pure ENJOYMENT
@adenkyramud5005
@adenkyramud5005 2 жыл бұрын
@@blecandy1232 THIS IS THE WAY!
@Kaiserboo1871
@Kaiserboo1871 2 жыл бұрын
You can still have a serious historical game. But always remember: History has its own comedic twists.
@Daedwartin2
@Daedwartin2 2 жыл бұрын
More that MP in CK has always been an absurd place due to the ability of a bunch of people to fuck things over...and when you have a group of people who go out of theeir way to fuck around like Rimmy's friends? Seriousness is impossible.
@EBarracuda
@EBarracuda 2 жыл бұрын
The HRE turns into absolute chaos after some boys return home from Finland demanding Tomboys... THIS is PEAK Rimmy
@TouchMeSensei
@TouchMeSensei 2 жыл бұрын
As a Hhungarian, I cracked up, when I heard "Also, Hungary has rebelled by the way." Yeah, In history we did that a lot. :D
@Strategiain
@Strategiain 2 жыл бұрын
"The Hungarians are revolting!" "What, again?"
@commissarvigil4806
@commissarvigil4806 2 жыл бұрын
Byzantine Blinding lol
@thegeneralissimo6172
@thegeneralissimo6172 2 жыл бұрын
ah, i see you are becoming the british museaum
@TheDarkkilla12
@TheDarkkilla12 2 жыл бұрын
Giving it that old Middle Age test run from the Germans so the British can perfect it later on.
@zenith2068
@zenith2068 2 жыл бұрын
> implying the British museum isn’t based af
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K
@Trazyn_the_Infinite_40K 2 жыл бұрын
"We should be able to take Finland no problem." The snow: "hei siellä"
@adenkyramud5005
@adenkyramud5005 2 жыл бұрын
General kenobi!
@tantalus44
@tantalus44 2 жыл бұрын
"He'll never see this coming..." -Last words of the Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire.
@aaroncabatingan5238
@aaroncabatingan5238 2 жыл бұрын
I love the Broken Wars of 24:18. What started as another independence movement from Hungary spiralled into a religious civil war.
@anonymous7386
@anonymous7386 2 жыл бұрын
16:44 "I see heathens in the woods!" I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, and for some Gd-damned reason they're speaking like Swedes.
@XSniper74184
@XSniper74184 2 жыл бұрын
Bardcore Paranoid intensifies.
@JohnDoe-zu2tz
@JohnDoe-zu2tz 2 жыл бұрын
@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 Hail Eris, pagan!
@highschoolhistorian6332
@highschoolhistorian6332 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy and his fellow map painters learn the hard way... that sending tens of thousands of men into a pagan wilderness in the middle of winter does not bode well for a successful campaign.
@AWACS_Snowblind
@AWACS_Snowblind 2 жыл бұрын
This week in CK3: "Stealing holy relics from Constantinople w/The Boys"
@sylvainfalquet6350
@sylvainfalquet6350 2 жыл бұрын
Just like the 4th crusade
@thesilentone6407
@thesilentone6407 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as Hungary rebeled: Achievement unlocked "the Austria-Hungary experience"
@thesilentone6407
@thesilentone6407 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy: *makes religion around war* The rest of the empire: they want war? Then we will give them war!
@bradymcelroy1627
@bradymcelroy1627 2 жыл бұрын
"He'll never see this coming!" Subtext: he saw it coming
@cnlbenmc
@cnlbenmc 2 жыл бұрын
16:35 there's a reason why even the Vikings were afraid of Finland; they do nothing but beat each other over the head with frozen Turnips for sport! What do you think they do to invaders?!
@Lazysupermutant
@Lazysupermutant 2 жыл бұрын
Looks at the Byzantine empire "there is so much stuff that we could steal here!" Venice nodding in the background, already ripping the gold off the crosses.
@Frescko
@Frescko 2 жыл бұрын
For some reason I really want a historical “documentary” thats all about how the The Broken where founded and their impact on the world. Really weird and rare but stories that told in the formate of documentaries are really cool.
@Tyork42
@Tyork42 2 жыл бұрын
17:16 I love how his mic makes him sounds far away. like all the other guys are at war with Rimmy meanwhile this dude is just running away with a load of loot to put in his temple
@cookiecraze1310
@cookiecraze1310 2 жыл бұрын
The First Crusade: Results - Incredible Success on the HRE's side After the first battle of Hebron, where, due to a broken messenger line, the Pope-ish armies failed to reinforce the HRE's position at Hebron, a second decisive battle took place in the same fields in Hebron. 30,000 men of the Holy Roman Army fought the 20,000 strong army of the Ottoman Empire. It was said that the bodies from the first battle of Hebron hadn't rotted by the time of the second battle. The HRE completely decimated the Ottoman empire, with regiments from across the Empire, including that of the 'Gay Wide King', hunted the Ottomans after the battle, killing all of the Ottoman army. The resulting peace treaty created the Holy Empire of Jerusalem.
@nbewarwe
@nbewarwe 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't the ottomans, it was Fatamid armies. Ottomans didn't exist yet.
@dr.vikyll7466
@dr.vikyll7466 2 жыл бұрын
How dare you imply the based ismaili-shia Fatimids are similar to the cringe AF sunni Ottomans
@cookiecraze1310
@cookiecraze1310 2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.vikyll7466 I dare imply it because I'm lazy!
@randomintrovertedspider7510
@randomintrovertedspider7510 2 жыл бұрын
Nifty!
@TheSchultinator
@TheSchultinator 2 жыл бұрын
@@cookiecraze1310 I mean, this guy's gotta point...
@kolos0139
@kolos0139 2 жыл бұрын
"The Hungarians rebelled AGAIN" - as they tend to do... "Hungary fucking sucks" -as a hungarian, I completely agree "Hungary is just an inherently violent place"- yes
@cooleradam4324
@cooleradam4324 2 жыл бұрын
It could be worse you could be a Bulgarian like myself.
@daddysempaichan
@daddysempaichan 2 жыл бұрын
I love how how Finland was somehow harder to take than Jerusalem. Like what are those Finn's built out of and why were there so many of them?
@BagelEnjoyer
@BagelEnjoyer 2 жыл бұрын
Buff women
@Danganraptor
@Danganraptor 2 жыл бұрын
Bones of steel, hide of bark, abs for days.
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 2 жыл бұрын
I saw one cuss at a bear until it ran away in fear in a video once. They're just that powerful. As for why there's so many, that tends to happen when humans are left unsupervised, they multiply...
@trinityyeet9883
@trinityyeet9883 2 жыл бұрын
Everything up north hurts, also turns out norway has more soldiers than the entirety of the holy roman empire put together
@Bruh-jz1se
@Bruh-jz1se 2 жыл бұрын
"winter son, it harden the soul in response to cold temperatures" Sun tzu the art of war
@jakeking974
@jakeking974 2 жыл бұрын
I wish Max streamed because he's just so entertaining in whatever he's doing. And I can also appreciate Max when he's not a cracked-out fusion of a chimpanzee and editing software.
@beefedupkronks4371
@beefedupkronks4371 2 жыл бұрын
max streams on youtube, just not as often as rimmy streams.
@fishpop
@fishpop 2 жыл бұрын
4:55 "We're just robbing the world of artifacts" "Are we the British?" Whoever said that isn't wrong... Pretty sure we're still holding on to a statue that's part of a quartet, with the other three being back where they should be.
@Scientist118
@Scientist118 2 жыл бұрын
I suppose Voltaire will eat his words when he learns about the great northern wars between the Holy Roman Empire and the Northern Elves.
@gergobus3134
@gergobus3134 2 жыл бұрын
Hungary: constantly rebels under foreign rule. Me a hungarian: IMMERSION
@Obsidian316
@Obsidian316 2 жыл бұрын
"robbing the world of artifacts" i didn't know they were playing the british
@Palora01
@Palora01 2 жыл бұрын
They're playing Germans... which the British royal line under which all of the artifact "acquisition" happened was :D
@cheeseninja1115
@cheeseninja1115 2 жыл бұрын
if you listened closely enough... you could hear the magpie Trayzn in the background cackling
@saberwaspgg
@saberwaspgg 2 жыл бұрын
Blood Ravens: write that down! Write that down!
@PeterButchens
@PeterButchens 2 жыл бұрын
3:05 - I'm fairly certain I remember that same thing happen in a douj- I mean SF- I mean... 21:28 - Going by how Sam described the clergy, broken pelvis would have also worked (and you could splintered pelvic bones as reliquaries)
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178
@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 жыл бұрын
For the pure interest of research, you wouldn't happen to have a 6 digit number related to 3:05 would you? Given that you mentioned it and all...
@bubbasbigblast8563
@bubbasbigblast8563 2 жыл бұрын
*Invades Russia during the winter* *Wins* *Elaborates by conquering the pope* *Leaves*
@anolahtinen
@anolahtinen 2 жыл бұрын
"Lets invade Finland" A Mistake the norse, russians and now a lone australian have made xD
@antcommander1367
@antcommander1367 Жыл бұрын
and certain swedish bishop killed in (lake) ice... well according to legend. why christianity had integrate for finnish pagan believes. though they managed to get rig of kekri, (pagan) Finnish harvesting celebration. almost same as halloween that replaced kekri in Finland.
@alfalafelstine1536
@alfalafelstine1536 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, royal courts arent are too interesting for me, but the fact a Paradox game now has dynamic cultural formation is amazing. I hope this is in all their future games.
@alannatherson7721
@alannatherson7721 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know what's funnier: the constant Hungarian rebellions, the taking of Jerusalem, the war of Finland, the great Catholic Revolt, or the boys being the Blood Ravens and stealing every artifact in existence.
@Rhodor-O6
@Rhodor-O6 2 жыл бұрын
"We have to turn Rome into Alabama it's our only chance!" XD
@Tmanowns
@Tmanowns 2 жыл бұрын
"I'd give you money, but I would kill myself because I'm greedy," killed me. The mental image of some noblewoman giving the emperor a ton of gold, then immediately stepping out the window of the tower they're meeting in, a la IT Crowd.
@rovingdrifter2699
@rovingdrifter2699 2 жыл бұрын
With the new culture system, I kind of want a return to Tomboyism with a new Tomboy culture, or as close as Rimmy can get to one.
@squeakdragon9689
@squeakdragon9689 2 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest shit I have watched in a while man, I love the panicked monkey screaming from you and your friends in this game. Please do more of these videos, they're wonderful.
@oskarihyvonen98
@oskarihyvonen98 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to congratulate you for fighting the entire population of Finland in a single battle
@midknightranger71
@midknightranger71 2 жыл бұрын
The conquest of Finland and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Holy Roman Empire
@shadowofhawk55
@shadowofhawk55 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but how is a chaotic and glorius battle royale for the throne of the not Holy, Not Roman, and not an empire, Holy Roman Empire not a good thing?
@hilol5124
@hilol5124 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy is like that uncle everyone loves but no one want to be alone with him
@Kar4ever3
@Kar4ever3 2 жыл бұрын
Never invade Finland. Rimmy learned the hard way. Should have learned from History.
@rogerreger9631
@rogerreger9631 2 жыл бұрын
especially the part about invading during the winter
@JohnTrustworthy
@JohnTrustworthy 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy pulled off the pro strat of invading Finland during winter from North to South.
@ardantop132na6
@ardantop132na6 2 жыл бұрын
Winter War: The Prequel
@marczhu7473
@marczhu7473 2 жыл бұрын
Only Sweden beat finn to the ground.
@ghirahimlefabuleux8984
@ghirahimlefabuleux8984 2 жыл бұрын
He won that war, went mad, and made a tomboy religion. That's better than anyone else who tried invading Finland can say.
@alexross1816
@alexross1816 2 жыл бұрын
The one thing holding their God-forsaken empire was everyone being Catholic. No matter how many Hungarians they slaughtered, how many men were ripped apart in Finland, the plotting, the scheming, the twists of fate, everyone agreed that the Pope was dope. And then they talked about women with abs.
@Akabeche
@Akabeche 2 жыл бұрын
4:58 "We're just robbing the world of artifacts. -Are we the British ?" My sides lmao
@shakohat6876
@shakohat6876 2 жыл бұрын
15:53 Bro they even added the potion seller reference, that's GOLD!
@roguegameproductions
@roguegameproductions 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy become a pirate and is having lots of kids? Raise a army with those kids...
@M30W3R
@M30W3R 2 жыл бұрын
"Walker is just there nickin' artifacts, you cheeky gobble" - his majesty, the Holy Roman Emperor
@Danganraptor
@Danganraptor 2 жыл бұрын
*War, gobber
@AutocraticAnarchy
@AutocraticAnarchy 2 жыл бұрын
When the king has a fatal stress-conniption after performing nine extremely out-of-character executions in a very short span of time and ONLY THEN remembering that he's a just man by nature... poor guy's brain just blew itself up when the penny dropped didn't it
@evantiel727
@evantiel727 2 жыл бұрын
We need more CK3 with the boys!!!! Feed us Rimmy!!!!
@ananonymousnerd.2179
@ananonymousnerd.2179 2 жыл бұрын
The next time you do this, you need to name your ruler "Indrick Boreale", "Gabriel Angelos", or similar. Kingdom needs to be called "Borealum", and the background music has to be the DoW Space Marines theme. Once again, you must acquire any and all artifacts, relics, or unique pieces of wargear to be had. You also have to yell "Bruva I am pinned here!" when one of your armies becomes flanked, surrounded, cornered, or otherwise routed. No matter what reinforcements come to your aid, you must yell "BANEBLADE!!!", "IT IS/IT'S THE BANEBLADE!!!", or some variation thereof. You must also steal artifacts from your allies as often as possible, and try your utmost to claim that they were "gifts".
@kjj26k
@kjj26k 2 жыл бұрын
Y'all are so fun to watch!
@Traktorman04
@Traktorman04 2 жыл бұрын
Hungary constantly revolting and being a general pain in the ass? Yup sounds accurate to me.
@Foksuh
@Foksuh 2 жыл бұрын
Finns giving hell during invasion and hungarians constantly rebelling. Ah the finno-ugric spirit at its finest.
@chaoslegionchaos7359
@chaoslegionchaos7359 2 жыл бұрын
The opening bike horn already killed me
@TheRyuSword
@TheRyuSword 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I can't wait, the sheer hype of this is legitimately stressful.
@griffinreed9005
@griffinreed9005 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when the Holy Roman Empire fought the Vietnam War against Hungary in the 11th century. Darn Hungarians, they were in the Danube
@roebenjaminpeled2705
@roebenjaminpeled2705 2 жыл бұрын
That intro was legendary!
@werpax1446
@werpax1446 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect the Tomboy religion to appear again
@exponenttie9707
@exponenttie9707 2 жыл бұрын
Tomboy 2: the musceling
@tarektechmarine8209
@tarektechmarine8209 2 жыл бұрын
It is the superior religion, truly a way of life.
@fonduan7033
@fonduan7033 2 жыл бұрын
Tomboys are never late, as they also arrive precisely when they mean too
@sfjuhispst8144
@sfjuhispst8144 2 жыл бұрын
Finlands fate is to be the hardest to cross roadblock in existence. Never to win, but to lose in style.
@pipopoikapelaa5468
@pipopoikapelaa5468 2 жыл бұрын
Even when we lost to the Russian empire in 1809, it actually was a win. WE got autonomy and economy started to get better and life was good. Until Nikolai the II had To Come and ruin everything.
@sfjuhispst8144
@sfjuhispst8144 2 жыл бұрын
@@pipopoikapelaa5468 Exactly
@syrusalder7795
@syrusalder7795 2 жыл бұрын
Maxor, Otz _and_ Rimmy? Dear god, this truly is the brightest timeline
@edward9487
@edward9487 4 ай бұрын
"Nine executions, signs the document, drops dead on the floor." -Rimmy Downunder
@PTLANS
@PTLANS 2 жыл бұрын
Loved this. Seeing these guys play the elder kings mod would be awesome.
@Jay-ln1co
@Jay-ln1co 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone's confident until the snow starts speaking Finnish.
@EricGamer87365
@EricGamer87365 2 жыл бұрын
10:55 He sure never saw that coming, you just dying.
@verttiviljaminiemi7574
@verttiviljaminiemi7574 2 жыл бұрын
I'm Finnish and I say, this video is fun to watch, mainly the Roman Finnish War and the "Fintcong PTSD"
@pcalix17
@pcalix17 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for teaching me how to change nation colours. Playing the Holy Roman Empire and the entire empire being white is indeed hard on the eyes.
@alexhyper3331
@alexhyper3331 2 жыл бұрын
I love these types of videos when you play with your friends
@nostradamusofgames5508
@nostradamusofgames5508 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy & Friends legit need to play this game more often. The comedy potential is, well, the video shows the results!
@4T3hM4kr0n
@4T3hM4kr0n 2 жыл бұрын
0:29 "throne of Charlemagne" Durandal where you at?!
@hadrian007
@hadrian007 2 жыл бұрын
Ohhh...I wish that Rimmy put sub again in his video. Just saying. Really miss it
@kjj26k
@kjj26k 2 жыл бұрын
Sub?
@random_145
@random_145 2 жыл бұрын
Good'O days
@aqua4089
@aqua4089 2 жыл бұрын
@@kjj26k subtitles
@hadrian007
@hadrian007 2 жыл бұрын
@@kjj26k subtitle
@hadrian007
@hadrian007 2 жыл бұрын
@@random_145 yep. Miss Arma. Currently follow up this guy name RubixRaptor, if not mistaken. Same like Rimmy with his Arma vids. Have subtitle like sovietwomble
@darthquin1683
@darthquin1683 2 жыл бұрын
Pure Gold, but play more games with Zoran the fans demand it!!!!
@MrMustang1945
@MrMustang1945 2 жыл бұрын
You guys need to do these more often, my sides have left the Solar System.
@GuiltyFaT
@GuiltyFaT 2 жыл бұрын
we need more of these games, this was funney as hell
@richardpomelear7462
@richardpomelear7462 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, I've been so excited for this DLC for so long and this just shows it's going to be everything I hoped for. If I didn't already have it cause of the version of CK3 I bought when it came out I would because of this video! Great job as always, Rimmy!
@SnowBoundPhoenix
@SnowBoundPhoenix 2 жыл бұрын
Once winter set in during the Crusade to Finland, all I could hear playing in my head was Njet Molotoff. (Edit: Sorry if someone else commented something similar to this, I don't read the entire comment section)
@Wooper160atThePond
@Wooper160atThePond 2 жыл бұрын
Rimmy: “Ew gray? I prefer baby shit green”
@kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144
@kaiserwilhelmthesecond4144 2 жыл бұрын
10:58 Live footage of the death of Robert Baratheon
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 2 жыл бұрын
27:09 The Chalice is filled with gamer tomboy bath water.
@crispymormon5977
@crispymormon5977 2 жыл бұрын
one of the best vids in ages, its always super fun watching these guys play ck3
@BwfVid
@BwfVid 2 жыл бұрын
Came for the crazy banter. Was not disappointed. I love you guys!
@cloroxusthestainlessone4324
@cloroxusthestainlessone4324 2 жыл бұрын
"The French are revolting" Yes... Yes they are
@proluit_igne3619
@proluit_igne3619 2 жыл бұрын
Just pull a page out of the blood ravens book, you’re not stealing the artifacts, your being gifted artifacts without the donor acknowledgment.
@cutekrizu8214
@cutekrizu8214 2 жыл бұрын
I just love how out of all the places you guys have difficulties conquering, it's fucking medieval Finland. In the same time it's kinda fitting, but also so against what happened in history that it's crazy. Great video. I've not laughed this hard since I saw the armies of the holy roman empire starve in my back yard (and as we can see, you may have defeated Finns on the battlefield, but we had our last laugh by the hands of the catholics lmao)
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