"Instead of Fast and Furious, we're Slow and Lugubrious." The best line so far.
@Jay-kv6wi5 жыл бұрын
As I was reading this he said it, this seems to happen alot
@NoHandle445 жыл бұрын
@@Jay-kv6wi I know how you feel. I can relate.
@vt27884 жыл бұрын
The comparison between the colonization of Antarctica and Mars was pretty badass as well
@soniatiwari99864 жыл бұрын
But why is he lugubrious . He should be happy to explore mars.
@cloutboy_lex93064 жыл бұрын
Ong no cap
@Lambda_Ovine5 жыл бұрын
The chemistry between the two is out of this world.
@RyanDo5 жыл бұрын
Roach DoggJR Ah I see what you did there
@goner11794 жыл бұрын
You could say their friendship is astronomical
@leen52274 жыл бұрын
Or out of this planet hahaha
@kiddo28074 жыл бұрын
I agree.. it was adorable! 😊
@maxholmes3024 жыл бұрын
Is that the son of roach dogg
@-theperfectname70096 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in a store and seeing Neil degrasse Tyson and Stephen Colbert looking at condoms with serious faces
@KevinP322706 жыл бұрын
HAAAA LOLOL
@obsideonyx76046 жыл бұрын
Y U DO DIS?! I CAN'T UNSEE IT!!
@sonbulan14256 жыл бұрын
Surrounded by a camera crew.
@otallono6 жыл бұрын
took a bunch of takes
@VincentPride19866 жыл бұрын
They cleared like entire street and nearby grocery stores just for them two to walk around on cameras. Such fucking WIP celebrities.
@Mondy6675 жыл бұрын
A Catholic and a Scientist walked into a store.
@goose_memes4 жыл бұрын
ok
@ZainMalik-qd6fj4 жыл бұрын
You know you can be a Catholic Scientist
@niklasvilhelm72474 жыл бұрын
@@ZainMalik-qd6fj "Mr. You know you can be a chatolic scientist and Mr. Nobody cares walked into a bar.
@betu4ever4 жыл бұрын
You have to finish the joke 🤣🤣
@Cheez-Itz_Christ4 жыл бұрын
Freedom Lover they walk out with a carton of eggs and a box of magnums, leaving the cashier with a puzzled look on his/her face
@gumnut87815 жыл бұрын
I love how when they set off the alarm they acted like little kids in a shop They freaked out, started giggling and then ran away
@adamsagriel34284 жыл бұрын
tea
@domp50144 жыл бұрын
Yea
@Newbie8704 жыл бұрын
Sea
@gumnut87814 жыл бұрын
@@Newbie870 Pea
@klaxoncow3 жыл бұрын
The difference between kids and adults is the adults are supposed to know better that they shouldn't be doing that shit in the first place. But the reaction remains the same.
@danimarre84096 жыл бұрын
"I refuse to be Robin" 😂😂
@klarastern55976 жыл бұрын
:D
@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive6 жыл бұрын
Bruce’s Dick.
@Gravelgratious6 жыл бұрын
@@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive I see what you did there!
@frakkedinmi6 жыл бұрын
Bests 🤣
@Myrddnn6 жыл бұрын
Well, batman did keep a young boy in tights in a cave, so maybe he has a point....
@mizuhonova6 жыл бұрын
*Stephen does the Batman voice* Neil: "I refuse to be Robin" *also in the batman voice* XD
@bgriffininsd5 жыл бұрын
I love the pure joy they got from the word albumin.
@flewkisdead3 жыл бұрын
Albumin is what they test for to check your liver function. Albumen is egg white. They are pronounced differently which is why both of them put the emphasis on the bu syllable.
@TomGirlGamer6 жыл бұрын
I love how all he had to say was "let's do the star trek-" and they both immediately just knew, that's nerd love right there
@rif426 жыл бұрын
It is TV, there are scripts and rehearsal for these show.
@TomGirlGamer6 жыл бұрын
you'd think that, but most likely for this show, there is not. Not for something like that anyways.
@rif426 жыл бұрын
Yes there is. This show has required a lot of preparation. Special vehicle and closed off streets, outdoor filming, famous guest. You can be sure things are scripted and prepared.
@moarsaur6 жыл бұрын
Well they are albumen bros.
@bethanygee69396 жыл бұрын
I saw this comment before that part of the segment and waited excitedly for the context. It was worth it! And don't listen to that other guy. It was pure, unscripted gold!
@backgroundcharacterj50715 жыл бұрын
4:11 Sorry I'm late *The Mars Rover* was blocking up traffic at the intersection
@JohnOhkumaThiel5 жыл бұрын
Background Character J
@proculusjulius70354 жыл бұрын
My boss fired me when I told him this. He refused to see the pictures I'd taken of the rover. He called me two weeks later when the video was trending. I told that mother fluffer to go to Mars 😂😂
@chancingproductions44534 жыл бұрын
Trulius Julius amazing 😂😂
@Okido244 жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@proculusjulius70354 жыл бұрын
@@chancingproductions4453 can't believe I'm seeing your reply after a month... Silly KZbin notifications.
@loosey56 жыл бұрын
I like that Neil is an intellectual, yet doesn't take everything so seriously.
@craigsimpson12306 жыл бұрын
He's a pop culture "scientist" , nothing more.
@MistedMind6 жыл бұрын
Craig God forbid a scientist has AND SHOWS his humorous side. Oh noes.... You really shouldn't want to live on this planet anymore.
@noeldown19526 жыл бұрын
He is a science popularizer, and that's incredibly important.
@Fragenzeichenplatte6 жыл бұрын
Naturally, people on the internet love everything that is funny. Taking life seriously is for losers.
@loosey56 жыл бұрын
Fragenzeichenplatte: Naturally, a socially uptight individual that lacks a sense of humor would interpret my comment in the most negative way possible. How ironic.
@terryedwards1715 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Colbert: "Honey come in dinner is ready." Stephen: "I am playing with my friend Neil can he come to dinner with us?"
@Ajehy4 жыл бұрын
You KNOW Evie already has a third place set.
@SupermanBlack19876 жыл бұрын
These two are such big kids.
@reneg31266 жыл бұрын
And lucky ones too 😂
@fullysentgolf51206 жыл бұрын
Definitely explains Colbert’s politics
@REALYAADYEXTREME6 жыл бұрын
Kyle Malley huh?
@cubangal16 жыл бұрын
I can relate......cheers!!!
@VaibhavSingh-cg5zs6 жыл бұрын
Men are just kids grown in size. And men that was so cool
@Grumplefut6 жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert: "I just want to point out Neil bought magnums" 😂😂🤣🤣
@preppertechnicianee60135 жыл бұрын
Listen have you seen a face huggers tail!!!! Thats some magnum shit
@d3generate8045 жыл бұрын
Magnum dong
@geigercourtier5 жыл бұрын
Jon Gladstone because irony is funny
@afrivolouspursuit31474 жыл бұрын
He couldn't store all his genius in his tiny human brain so he had to grow a second head
@zell90586 жыл бұрын
“I refuse to be Robin” LMAO 🤣
@Lero9584 жыл бұрын
I like how Neil strapped even though they're going 4miles/h
@zootsie4 жыл бұрын
getting hit by a high speed truck? and plus, its a law to wear a seat belt
@user-qd1hy7qi4t4 жыл бұрын
Broken they are driving a mars rover
@TheSCPStudio4 жыл бұрын
It's stuff like this that makes me extremely worried when I drive on the road. You're literally only thinking in terms of the driver rather than all the other people on the road.
@Lero9584 жыл бұрын
@@TheSCPStudio just pretend everyone's blind or just slow mentally and u won't have problem .
@macforme4 жыл бұрын
@@Lero958 Why do we need to pretend?
@ghostofsparta68776 жыл бұрын
I loved everything about this segment.
@Mr_Wiley6 жыл бұрын
Same, except the crushing of the eggs. I enjoy eating eggs, but I don't think the joke was worthy of their waste in this context.
@TimoKanal6 жыл бұрын
Wiley It was a really important experiment.
@Greendalewitch6 жыл бұрын
Timo still a waste of good eggs. Think of all the omelettes you could have made with 12 eggs.
@Fede07796 жыл бұрын
The Batman voice was great , lmao
@BothHands16 жыл бұрын
It's not cool to waste food. People in my country are hungry with no way to get food. I was lucky to make it to America, but many others weren't. The issue of starvation is even making its way over to the Americas, with people in Venezuela unable to buy food from empty grocery stores. Wasting food is callous and unfunny.
@ALDIRO246 жыл бұрын
5:30 "I wanna point our that Neil just bought Magnum"😂😂😂😂
@defenderofthenorth526 жыл бұрын
“Come and get me on Mars, coppers!”
@danielallen73844 жыл бұрын
"What if I eye brows burn off on our entry into Mars, we don't want to look surprised all the time" 🤣🤣🤣
@vsharres6 жыл бұрын
This first episode of Scientists in Rovers Getting Eggs is great! Can't wait for the next guest!
@s1.regulus2986 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated need more Seinfeld fans here
@1231legomaniac6 жыл бұрын
Vinicius Harres 420th like
@Raad187KO6 жыл бұрын
can we make this into a series please, "Stephen & Neil do things"
@AuskaDezjArdamaath6 жыл бұрын
DR Doctor I would watch that!
@demonflowerchild6 жыл бұрын
Yes this needs to happen
@james.80606 жыл бұрын
Push this comment to the top (not my comment).
@crawfordtorr87496 жыл бұрын
yes! just like Conan and jordan!
@codyferrell10316 жыл бұрын
I bet it would elevate their careers even more. At least views man.
@theindeliblepoint4 жыл бұрын
"We are the egg yolk and ALBUMEN." That was so brilliant at playing safe. Hilarious.
@shotjohnny6 жыл бұрын
"Instead of 'The Fast and Furious' we are 'The Slow and Lugubrious' ... 😂😂😂
@FinalZeet6 жыл бұрын
I just had to google what "lugubrious" means and now i feel like i know a word that most English native speakers don't know.
@captainmidnight42626 жыл бұрын
I just did that after reading your comment!
@danhay95766 жыл бұрын
Inanimate objects can't be lugubrious, it's an emotional state.He should have said "The Slow and Superfluous"
@shotjohnny6 жыл бұрын
Dan Hay... I think you missed the joke. He's doing a spin on _The Fast and the Furious_ . So, he is referring to themselves and not to the Rover. Just as _Furious_ does not refer to the cars driven in that movie. ; )
@alexwong17076 жыл бұрын
If the Mars Rover gets destroyed, will a motorcycle pop out?
@AceDeclan6 жыл бұрын
Yeah out the back as they are riding it with a captain America shield on the front.
@TheDitty56 жыл бұрын
YEEESSSSSS
@Raad187KO6 жыл бұрын
lol I'll ask Lucius
@orealz6 жыл бұрын
Asking the real questions.
@jessthehuman6 жыл бұрын
Yeah I think so
@papasuess6 жыл бұрын
“We finna be trippin *BALLS* in this thang” I’m dead 😂😂😂
@Experiment-tp7me4 жыл бұрын
Imagine spending millions of dollars on an extraterrestrial vehicle only to crush a dozen eggs with it
@rubikfan16 жыл бұрын
School kid: mars cart look boring Nasa: hold my 95% h2o 5% ethanol solution
@adirompin17276 жыл бұрын
More like hold my kerosene and lighter
@whateverlulz92156 жыл бұрын
5% is quite strong
@whateverlulz92156 жыл бұрын
Or 1% methanol and kill everyone Ah what am I saying XD
@currywurstsauce6 жыл бұрын
95% H20 and 5% C2H6O solution ;)
@sharonishere6 жыл бұрын
Damn. That's a good one 😂😂😂
@Barebittelitt6 жыл бұрын
What delightful nerds they are! 06:31
@johnd20586 жыл бұрын
Mostly Water -- Geeks. Not nerds, 'geeks'.
@avoqado896 жыл бұрын
3:45 "Bring a lot of fertile people." Neil's face when he's talking about sex!
@Chhuanmawia185 жыл бұрын
So this is where Elon got the idea for cybertruck
@Gunshinzero4 жыл бұрын
If it looked like that I'd be preordering it...... Even if I can't afford it.
@nicklatino71574 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: NASA got the looks of the rover from the cyber truck
@johneagle18554 жыл бұрын
Personally not enough window's.
@hartonoX694 жыл бұрын
If Cyber truck only 50% in that's shape ... It's will sellout in ½ years ...
@hartonoX694 жыл бұрын
👍
@naota3k6 жыл бұрын
Stephen and Neil are the best combination.
@winterain176 жыл бұрын
I want this to be a series.
@JEOGRAPHYSongs6 жыл бұрын
Like Vegemite and a big ol' mess on my face!
@chinarace6 жыл бұрын
Expressly to the pedophiles
@serious71796 жыл бұрын
I love both these guys so much!
@daviddelaney24076 жыл бұрын
Nah, Stephen & Jon Stewart are. But I'm sure all together they'd make best threesome! --Dave, you'd watch, you know it
@kontribute27956 жыл бұрын
Stephen and Neil do science? Yeah I'd watch that. Nothing that moves that slow has ever looked that cool.
@DanFrederiksen6 жыл бұрын
It's ridiculous and a testament to Nasa's treasonous incompetence. It's a teenage batman design. Void of any intelligence. Zero engineering consideration for use on Mars. Just a vulgar moronic design. And don't ask me how I really feel about it. There would be hell fire.
@MrAxures6 жыл бұрын
Dan Frederiksen How do you really feel?
@feurigerStern6 жыл бұрын
Dan Fredericksen. Has anyone ever accused you of being a Debbie Downer?
@lucasbowering6 жыл бұрын
Ya I never liked that thing either but it's a good segment to get kids excited about space.
@DarkSoul-nz7xf6 жыл бұрын
It was made as a show piece for Kennedy Space Center to get people interested in space again. It's not supposed to go to Mars, relax
@Hisham_HMA6 жыл бұрын
its going 3 miles per hour and Neil is wearing his seat belt
@MsPrincesspaulina6 жыл бұрын
Martian Law, seat belts required! Don't mess with those Martian cops. They'll zap you with their ray gun. :-)
@ilovefunnyamv2nd6 жыл бұрын
Its the law and hes a role model... besides, you never know when stephen will drive through an asteriod field!
@rocksfire43906 жыл бұрын
it doesn't matter how fast YOU'RE going if someone comes flying in at 100mph into your mars rover. the rover looks like it's a tank even so you should always wear your seat belt because you never know when someone else might crash into you!
@SWOLEX_16 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too .. pretty funny
@Time3646 жыл бұрын
Because Neil is dumb. hhahaha, is that what you are trying to say?
@kaziiqbal72574 жыл бұрын
I came back two years later to say this is the most legendary thing ever
@andryodias4 жыл бұрын
I'd add the most legendary - stupid - thing ever.
@planetdisco48214 жыл бұрын
Lol I just did the same thing...
@LilGreenKitty6 жыл бұрын
I cannot tell you how much I appreciate you incorporating science into your show. Neil is so good at drawing ppl in. You two are the perfect pair to get folks interested in science. Now have Bill Nye on your show :)
@209lapko6 жыл бұрын
I do agreed with you, hopefully Late night will bring Mr. deGrasse, as a regular...
@jfrigz22946 жыл бұрын
lapko luna Bill Nye isn’t a scientist. He’s an engineer.
@anthonyleyva6 жыл бұрын
"A hundred and sixty degrees when you're cooking your Tyson."
@Dolphineater2006 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂just like a chicken
@bridge46 жыл бұрын
lmao hilarious final beep. neil degrasse tyson is on my list of three i'd have lunch with =)
@slaughterhouse53096 жыл бұрын
Out of curiosity, did you bump someone from the original list of three; if so who were the original three?
@ModernSmoke6 жыл бұрын
with Elon and .... ?
@DanFrederiksen6 жыл бұрын
Who are the other two geniuses? Trump and Kanye?
@InsaneKahuna6 жыл бұрын
ppl with diseases.. fake boobs who sleep with 80 years..for jobs.. relevance or money
@genevievemarie94276 жыл бұрын
@@slaughterhouse5309 Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a fascinating individual !
@tannerr87755 жыл бұрын
5:41 the girl in the backs like wtf they talking about
@danb59094 жыл бұрын
then she turns around to see Stephen Colbert and Neil deGrasse Tyson just having a casual shopping trip together
@dcrazypersiancat6 жыл бұрын
Can we have this every week? I’m loving the new segments Dear Famous People, Middle Aged Man Wisdom and this Science Geeky Night! Hahaha Late Show will win Emmy’s in 2019.
@emilyadams96476 жыл бұрын
My dad works at NASA.... I’m sure he’s very proud that they entrusted these two nerds with their space batmoblie
@MegaDrummer1126 жыл бұрын
They didn't... They just edited into the footage
@AJ-xm4xc6 жыл бұрын
This thing is real???
@PenguinApple6 жыл бұрын
I don't think they actually drove it, looks pretty edited
@SilentPoop6 жыл бұрын
Patrick Schaefer you can see the vehicle moving in a lower window in a scene; I think they did. NASA needs the PR.
@PenguinApple6 жыл бұрын
but they could easily have had someone else drive it and then just shoot the scenes of them inside it on a set
@NewMessage6 жыл бұрын
Now all we gotta do is start an online campaign to get them to name it the Colbertmobile.
@snausages436 жыл бұрын
They already named the ISS treadmill after him, so it's possible.
@ikarian36126 жыл бұрын
Rover McRoveface
@TheTechAdmin4 жыл бұрын
This is why NYC is great, lol. You can walk out to pick up a pie, and see this driving by.
@Santeri_M4 жыл бұрын
Michael Antonio nah, it’s not real mate. Completely cg
@monderz16084 жыл бұрын
@@Santeri_M Are you serious?
@itscwillis15234 жыл бұрын
Ooh that rhymed.
@zaydzulqurnain5943 жыл бұрын
It's not CG but the chances of actually seeing something like this are very low. Every blue moon there might be a road closed down so a show can film something there, but the average New Yorker won't see it on their way to work.
@ingeungerer44206 жыл бұрын
I am so proud of them. All their dad jokes. All their teenage giggling. All their pristine science. So proud.
@ingeungerer44206 жыл бұрын
@@Defying-Silence Let me enjoy the things I enjoy, man. Your uncalled for hatred is not welcome here ✌
@ingeungerer44206 жыл бұрын
@@Defying-Silence Okay dude. Bye.
@royalle456 жыл бұрын
no but he.s right...who are you to them for them to even care about you being proud...sound really egotistical
@ryanlichtel8266 жыл бұрын
Anthony V honestly it was much more pathetic reading your stupid pouty responses to a normal harmless comment, lighten up. And speaking of self-worth, you must have some issues yourself if you enjoy putting others down. cheers
@sansirow45956 жыл бұрын
@@Defying-Silence stop liking your own comments
@kimjongfun54276 жыл бұрын
That's an impressive Batmobile.
@liveonthesun33686 жыл бұрын
Only if was a tiny bit faster
@Factsworld_0016 жыл бұрын
Add a rocket engine at the back.
@Viktor0075 жыл бұрын
More like Kim Jong Gay
@Dryaspis6 жыл бұрын
They look like they're in front of a green screen
@danilyevh.27126 жыл бұрын
I don't know man...
@BillyCobbOfficial6 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing, until they showed different angles
@thegugugu1116 жыл бұрын
It's because of the lighting. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIvHlaSAbN5oiqs if you watch this you can see the inside of the rover too
@Arch3an6 жыл бұрын
For some reason I don't see that. They are kinda blurry while recording inside, but it looks real to me.
@thegugugu1116 жыл бұрын
@Justin McCoy i just showed a proof of it being real and you're still saying it's fake? Hmmm
@Mani-Suresh4 жыл бұрын
Catwoman: My mom told not to get in unknown boy's car. Batman: This is not CAR.
@beckv85266 жыл бұрын
I love how Stephen is a science geek.
@Harrymayess6 жыл бұрын
Beck V he’s not, he just has basic understanding of it.
@beckv85266 жыл бұрын
@@Harrymayess Yes. He is. He has more than just a "basic" knowledge. He also knows his LotR.
@Eisdax6 жыл бұрын
Beck V He knows the damn Silmarillion. If one thing is for sure, it is that Stephen Colbert loves everything Tolkien.
@Harrymayess6 жыл бұрын
Beck V maybe the American basics are lower standards then that of the UKs.
@ayelemensah88166 жыл бұрын
MaliKix Even if it’s just basic a understanding, he is super curious and loves the subject so that qualifies him as a geek!
@nottiification6 жыл бұрын
Somewhere in the multiverse there is an alternate timeline where Neil and Stephen are our President & Vice President. And that timeline is the best of all the possible timelines.
@Uturuncu6 жыл бұрын
Okay we need to fund research into alternative realities and a way to move them because goddamnit I am emmigrating.
@tjk34306 жыл бұрын
Any good combination of people in those roles would have to deal with the rest of Congress. There lies the challenge.
@tiger7516 жыл бұрын
Idk why, but I cried a lil reading that and imagining it. It's a sight to behold
@HelloThere-xs8ss6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that would be great if world leaders were not greedy, evil pos'.
@50crowley6 жыл бұрын
This is actually a plausible reality... Remember when Stephen Colbert ran for president back in 2008?
@ducnhatphung6 жыл бұрын
Stephen: What is your real superpower? Neil: I'm smart! 😌
@maruftim4 жыл бұрын
Imagine looking at two famous people debating over condoms.
@Lvnar6 жыл бұрын
Neil: here's my point, who's gonna wanna do that? Elon Musk: hold my beer...
@natangurfinkel6 жыл бұрын
Edit: "hold my blunt..."
@PrintScreen.6 жыл бұрын
elon musk can't go to mars on his own
@cziegl3r6 жыл бұрын
@@PrintScreen. the hell he cant.
@PrintScreen.6 жыл бұрын
was that supposed to be a questIon?
@jakehix81326 жыл бұрын
was "cant go to mars on his own" supposed to be a serious statement?
@praharmitra6 жыл бұрын
2:39 The moment when Stephen forgot to be a comedian and became a full on science nerd!! Love it.
@koz4christ6 жыл бұрын
Sending a vehicle to space? You definitely need some Sparco seatbelts....
@zzone56266 жыл бұрын
Koz4Christ Love your vids :)
@spongebo82506 жыл бұрын
Spot that.bnayahaha.
@pedrog39796 жыл бұрын
Koz4Christ I have that back pack lmao
@3series35i6 жыл бұрын
Best in the business
@1zzKolby6 жыл бұрын
Koz4Christ what about a sparco steering wheel
@maheshnaik5614 жыл бұрын
"Ok I'm gonna floor it. " " You're going 4 miles an hour"
@gregdc636 жыл бұрын
that was better than most episodes of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
@teeqolegend19096 жыл бұрын
At 0:45. Stephen: Thanks for stopping by. Neil : Good.
@danielrockbank19936 жыл бұрын
Bahahahahahhaha shit just caught that.
@phie66486 жыл бұрын
this is literally me whenever i try interacting with another human
@DiegosDeligt6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@socrappyicoulddie6 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@NijahovaWorld6 жыл бұрын
Awkward af!!
@midnightdarkchocolate6 жыл бұрын
NASA better cut Christopher Nolan a check🦇
@midnightdarkchocolate6 жыл бұрын
Paul Myron 😂😂😂 Brotha the only reason I clicked this shit is I thought I saw the batmobile 🤷♂️
@neveda2e3e6 жыл бұрын
+Ivan Smith I think you are joking...I really hope you are joking.
@aandre3116 жыл бұрын
You mean Christopher Nolan/ WB should sue NASA XD
@ThreadBomb6 жыл бұрын
+W That rover looks suspiciously like the "Tumbler", the Batmobile from the Christopher Nolan Batman movies.
@EuriEuropa6 жыл бұрын
Ivan Smith no buddy, you stop spreading your lack of positivity
@margeanblake43562 жыл бұрын
I love watching these two! Imagine what it would be like to be with them on a trip to Mars 🤣
@RollerBear1236 жыл бұрын
The inside didn't even look real. It looked like a green screen
@joshbreidinger26166 жыл бұрын
Yeah I thought the same thing? Was it actually real or is just a joke? Clearly the vehicle itself is there, but maybe someone else is driving it.
@epicn6 жыл бұрын
It’s fake, this thing has been a joke for a while now just for fun.
@Ryantheman20236 жыл бұрын
Mikee Flores i was in the audience i can confirm it was real thdy told us to be normal
@HarryL20206 жыл бұрын
@@Ryantheman2023 but their hair has a green fuzz.
@cohandora6 жыл бұрын
8:11 look out the window
@habzzz6 жыл бұрын
"Wait for the ramp, Morty. They love the slow ramp..."
@carrauds4 жыл бұрын
Guess who played the alien that made the tiniverse inside Rick's Battery... Stephen Colbert!!
@greenwaldian4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for that
@MrsLRob16 жыл бұрын
I love how they play off each other so well. Just a couple of eccentric nerds-- my favorite kind of people.
@austinwallace9745 жыл бұрын
0:41 😂 Stephen: Neil! Hey, good to see ya! Neil: Hey, hey! Stephen: Thanks for stopping by. Neil: Good.
@JonnySalami2174 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@Kebbab.2134 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 dead
@sicfxmusic3 жыл бұрын
Accccttuuuallly it's "Good, where is the rover?"
@johntechwriter6 жыл бұрын
These guys have such great chemistry! I recommend they co-host a series about exploring the universe, featuring do-able missions, manned or unmanned as appropriate, featuring the latest developing technology. So it would have a real-world learning factor, with Colbert contributing insanity when it gets boring. They are so good together, they HAVE to really do a series.
@RobbieBackpacking6 жыл бұрын
8:52 "and if you weight nothing, you don't need a chair at all." (mind explodes)
@SerenityReceiver6 жыл бұрын
Not true though, you need a place to strap in at some point, otherwise you keep floating.
@Johnny-rx4hs6 жыл бұрын
@@SerenityReceiver You don't need a chair for that. The LEM didn't have seats for the Apollo missions. Instead they had cables to hook the asronauts to the floor.
@perryrobles26155 жыл бұрын
Neil is so UNIVERSAL... Even in his tie. MUY cool.
@stormrungaming4 жыл бұрын
Stephen: "For the record.. Neil just bought magnums." Neil: "It's for the Aliens!"
@brasha784 жыл бұрын
I see what ya did there Neil. Well played.
@googleuser21734 жыл бұрын
Is this Neil's way of telling us something?
@slaughterhouse53096 жыл бұрын
😂🤔I hope these two pals eventually have their own show!!
@EricLing646 жыл бұрын
They both have their own shows, and they work pretty close to each other I think thus why Neil shows up a lot, practically a correspondent. Think Neil is also working on the second season of the current Cosmos series right now though, or did they already finish shooting that.
@victorholanda74156 жыл бұрын
I don’t know what are you talking about they have their one show man
@slaughterhouse53096 жыл бұрын
@@victorholanda7415 What?
@EricLing646 жыл бұрын
Victor Holanda Neil has a show on National Geographic, StarTalk.
@victorholanda74156 жыл бұрын
Slaughter House 5 I mean Neil Host Star Talk across the street. Sorry if I seem rude 😞
@hhjk3776 жыл бұрын
That's some ultra strong bromistry right there.
@BartAlder6 жыл бұрын
Nerd bonding is often covalent.
@butterflyfluttersby98076 жыл бұрын
Just me or does that rover look suspiciously CG?
@juskuz1116 жыл бұрын
Agreed, something seemed off about it. Especially the interior shots
@Hyperus6 жыл бұрын
Lol? Nothing wrong with the Rover
@Sempapax6 жыл бұрын
KAL the rover wasnt cgi but I think they werent driving it for real
@bioheart096 жыл бұрын
They were really driving it. The thing is it's intensely stripped. They don't want people or other space agencies seeing the tech. There's midair propulsion systems supposed to be on it but arnt. They been tested the rover in 0 grav conditions and it's awesome. The tech in it levels it to the ground.
@secnep6 жыл бұрын
Made me think of the blackbird: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6PdiJuCgqacfdk
@reothomas76244 жыл бұрын
Imagine a thief stealing it while they were shopping and trying to do a getaway 🤣
@FoxyAlphaRogerTango6 жыл бұрын
I legitimately can't believe that he ran over a dozen eggs with the Mars Rover. You know there is probably a highly trained engineer or scientist that now has to get in between those treads with a toothbrush or something to scrub that puppy clean now, right? As I'm not the person cleaning it, it's hilarious though.
@Primalxbeast6 жыл бұрын
FoxyAlphaRogerTango My ex is an engineer at NASA, I'm going to volunteer him to do it. All of a sudden, I don't feel as annoyed at Colbert for making that mess.
@telectronix13686 жыл бұрын
There probably isn't a "highly trained" person required to clean the tyres. (this prototype isn't going to Mars)
@BlackEpyon6 жыл бұрын
+Red Tyrant That is in fact an actual vehicle. Not the final design that would be used on Mars, surely, but it was commissioned by the Kennedy Space Center visitor complex as an exhibit. It's normally at the Space Center, but can be "deployed on missions" (aka, lent out as an exhibit to other facilities). www.kennedyspacecenter.com/explore-attractions/nasa-now/mars-rover-concept-vehicle The idea is to get people interested in space exploration, and what better way to publicize the exhibit than by collaborating with the Late Night Show.
@Texaca6 жыл бұрын
this is a prototype, probably one of dozens or more, this one looks like it was made by the teenagers of the scientists of NASA, for a bring in your Kid Day event. Looks like a cross between a Mars rover, a Hot Wheels toy car, and the Batmobile Tumbler vehicle 🤔
@georgeb.wolffsohn306 жыл бұрын
NASA grade steam cleaner.
@sleekantonio19906 жыл бұрын
Any one found funny that Neil keep his seat belt on and Steve didn’t lol
@reapov26656 жыл бұрын
Good eye
@PoochyCast6 жыл бұрын
Just like in Rick and Morty....just the smart one is wearing the seatbelt and the other one is not
@thebreadster15006 жыл бұрын
He definitely should be fined for driving without a seatbelt. That poses a health hazard.. What if he got in a high speed accident... Wait I see it now
@ferntella6 жыл бұрын
Why is Neil deGrasse Tyson hilarious
@andriemirasol01856 жыл бұрын
Because he is a joke
@DevonRupert5 жыл бұрын
Damn! The first two replies to this are so hostile. 😳
@Νίκος-ψ2η5 жыл бұрын
@@andriemirasol0185 You and your entire existence is a big bad joke.
@andreavalos24205 жыл бұрын
Damn but u is looking good 🤠😂
@damndascrazy81604 жыл бұрын
If i dont ever fist pump in the back of a drug store over a dad joke my life is meaningless 😔
@troofveritas82333 жыл бұрын
I think you meant meaningful* 😊
@Benzine2706 жыл бұрын
I love the two of them. They’re actually like friends.
@KevinP322706 жыл бұрын
They are very close friends in real life.
@lilhungry49066 жыл бұрын
Bcs they are.
@LouisGerbercapacitacion6 жыл бұрын
Wow an entire segment without a political joke...Pls do this more...im fcking tired of politics.
@jordangeere2756 жыл бұрын
Amen
@Pandopolous6 жыл бұрын
Amen Amen Amen.
@Scoring576 жыл бұрын
Louis Gerber You mean politics in general or just ones about the right?
@LouisGerbercapacitacion6 жыл бұрын
I would like politics to stay on the news channels and comedy to come back to late night...Joking about how dumb the president is takes little skill and effort...Choosing sides in politics only benefits the politicians, not choosing sides keeps them focused on pleasing us...
@Scoring576 жыл бұрын
@@LouisGerbercapacitacion Yeah it doesn't take much effort to say Trump is dumb. I'd like new innovative and more hilarious ways to criticize Trump instead
@CanuckEhh6 жыл бұрын
Of course, you want to drive around Mars in style.
@WelchsGrapeJuice5 жыл бұрын
“Neil bought magnums” 😂
@benzaiten9336 жыл бұрын
this was beyond great, I'm so glad NASA let them do this!
@mathiassven6 жыл бұрын
Benzaiten you do know that was cgi right ?
@EazyHelper6 жыл бұрын
@@mathiassven huh?
@demonflowerchild6 жыл бұрын
@@mathiassven are u a troll or really that stupid?
The late shows need regular "science" segments with Colbert and Tyson. I enjoyed watching this entire bit without hating any part of it.
@chriscraft770226 жыл бұрын
way funnier than i ever imagined
@A-VeryJudgemental-Guy4 жыл бұрын
Why does it look like they’re in front of a green screen
@Vanyxda14 жыл бұрын
Because nasa doesnt want to show interior of that rover
@djkamilo664 жыл бұрын
they are not, you can see the back seats when he leans aside to complain about his seat. it looks like that because the only lights are from the windows, theres no hair light so theres no background separation.
@djkamilo664 жыл бұрын
when they are outside you can see their reflections on the stainless.
@thathumanhayden29796 жыл бұрын
Why does this thing look like it was designed to shrug off small arms fire and survive an IED. I think they misunderstood what “Mars is dangerous” meant.
@JAHDude6 жыл бұрын
Hayden Man Mars is just one giant Middle East.
@unnigardener6 жыл бұрын
@@JAHDude do they have oil there?
@muhdelyas-abgyas5626 жыл бұрын
@@unnigardener Oil ??! Where ?!
@shayneoneill15066 жыл бұрын
"Scientists want a mars rover." "Trump wants a ridiculous space force". "Make the mars rover look like the bat mobile and write SPACE FORCE on the side of it". Folks, NASA solves problems.
@JAHDude6 жыл бұрын
Akhmad Kautsar Trump: *flies in on a nuke* Also Trump: someone say oil?!
@MarelisaFabrega6 жыл бұрын
I love Stephen Colbert and Neil deGrasse Tyson. If we're ever visited by aliens, I think we should send these two to negotiate with the aliens for us.
@tjk34306 жыл бұрын
If the aliens are open to negotiation then yes I agree. Would hate to lose these two right off the bat.
@morganrobinson80426 жыл бұрын
Well, Stephen has done that bit before.
@seanascala56836 жыл бұрын
Neil is fantastic but so funny too!!! His beeping was so great!! And their shopping was soo hysterical!!
@alecgibbs71925 жыл бұрын
no one: Neil deGrass Tyson: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (little higher) B E E P B E E P (thats it) B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E P B E E e e E E E P
@saleemahshakir78746 жыл бұрын
The loveable and funny geeks...LOL. Neil and Stephen are very funny together.
@Alejandro_876 жыл бұрын
Neil with Batman voice..." I refuse to be Robin" lmao!
@SilkyC6 жыл бұрын
The fact that they both said Albumin and totally nerded out was the best. NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS! lol
@globalwarmhugs77416 жыл бұрын
I know!! In a game of wedgie or wed... I'd marry them. Love me some nerd. 😋
@ddagne9526 жыл бұрын
SilkyC that was obviously practiced. CHECK OUT THE LAUGHTER.....ALSO WHEN HE SAID CAR WAS MOVING 3mph(fake laugh).....why because host said what Neil actually does. Some astronerd wont click well with a dumb late show host. EARTH IS FLAT BTW. THATS WHY THEY GOT YOU HELLA CONFUSED.
@thebreadster15006 жыл бұрын
@@ddagne952 kden
@jivert12586 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@droppingatruth77726 жыл бұрын
+Haile Dagne I've seen hummers that look more fit to travel then that piece of junk
@w7n4245 жыл бұрын
This should’ve been the cyber truck 😂 When ever I’ve seen them on clips they look so small but it’s huge 😂
@Drarjunmenon6 жыл бұрын
Murica: Let's build a Mars rover that looks like a batmobile and costs a million dollars to make. Also Murica: Let's invite two nerds and ask them to crush eggs with it.
@chrissiek87066 жыл бұрын
Small wrong detail : one of the nerds thought about crushing eggs himself, NASA hasn't asked him 😏
@krparkerone6 жыл бұрын
And I only wish it was a million dollars but not even close.
@notsure19696 жыл бұрын
Two *cool* nerds.
@krparkerone6 жыл бұрын
Terncote Your research was not in vain. You are correct about the Parker Brothers, Shanon & Marc, building the Rover. I can assure you KSC did not come close to spending a million dollars on it, however, including the research involved. Is it worth it? Absolutely, but it was actually built for a very modest profit for the opportunity to be part of such an amazing project with NASA & KSC.
@hectorrios25776 жыл бұрын
Pathetic isn’t it?
@KelbenAZ6 жыл бұрын
when these two geek out its a bliss to watch
@sarge5050506 жыл бұрын
Let's send Cadet Bone Spurs to Mars.........ONE WAY!
@stone1andonly6 жыл бұрын
No, we have to save him so he can be our first astronaut to walk on the Sun!
@georgeb.wolffsohn306 жыл бұрын
@@stone1andonly Is there still time to get him on the Parker Solar Probe 🤔🚀
@stone1andonly6 жыл бұрын
While that might seem economical, we certainly can't risk accidental damage to any of those sensitive instruments critical to its mission. I think this is a great opportunity to see exactly what the limits of the new X-37 really are by tasking one as Trump's "chariot to the sun". They're remotely piloted, so no need for him to have to learn flight skills.
@whatsmaname5214 жыл бұрын
Those egg demolition is bothering me, we need those in earth.
@sclogse14 жыл бұрын
Not cool. Shoulda been walnuts.
@Ohh_Is_That_Sooo...6 жыл бұрын
Stephen: I'm BATMAN!... Neil:🙄 I refuse to be Robin.. Me:😂😂😂
@ironshorefilms6 жыл бұрын
This thing does not look real. It looks like a movie prop.
@travisramos59896 жыл бұрын
It is made by a prop design group. It has no actual engineering or relevance to it. Kind of bums me out. It's like NASA is pandering to dummies by making it look cool to build interest.
@joejosa84676 жыл бұрын
@@travisramos5989 kzbin.info/www/bejne/f2S3dmN5dr2klc0 They're the best at making Hollywood crap.... Sometimes Look at the mic change at 8:34. It literally changes format between frames changing hands. Why does NASA astronauts (folks who've been in the military) use green screens, props, and hairspray? I guess we'll never know.
@Omriwein6 жыл бұрын
Travis Ramos of course it gonna look cool, even in the Air Force, pilots refused to fly jet planes that aren’t “sex” enough even if they were better
@otallono6 жыл бұрын
Joe Josa you have way too many opinions for someone who has zero knowledge in military, astronomy and film making. That's why we don't rely on you to invent the technology we use on a daily basis, we let professionals do it. It's amazing you will take advantage of it, though.
@somedude24926 жыл бұрын
You say dude?
@feurigerStern6 жыл бұрын
I am finishing up my Bachelors degree in Physics. This one of the greatest vids I have seen blending a little bit of science with comedy. The nerd jokes sent me over the top. Neil de Grasse Tyson is the bomb! Move over Einstein and Feynman.
@Muzikrazy2136 жыл бұрын
As a 5-year college dropout after 1.5 years in, but a vociferous and relentless seeker of knowledge, can you please elaborate on Feynman? Thank you in advance
@SpecOps1406 жыл бұрын
No matter what, Einstein will always be relative
@feurigerStern6 жыл бұрын
Muzikray213. Richard Feynman is an American theoretical physicist who is well know for his work in Quantum Physics. He was a great lecturer and was also well known for his ability to explain physics that a layperson could understand. I strongly recommend his autobiography, "Surely, You're Joking Mr. Feynman" A genius with an incredible sense of humor. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Feynman
@sujimtangerines6 жыл бұрын
@@SpecOps140 LOL, ISWYDT
@BartAlder6 жыл бұрын
Einstein wasn't known for his hilarity. But until Tyson cracks the safes holding the nuclear secrets and leaves mischievous notes, Feynman isn't going anywhere.
@primeshmohanty77014 жыл бұрын
The Mars Rover looks genuinely bad-ass!
@xalau52704 жыл бұрын
looks genuinely cgi
@Shorkshire6 жыл бұрын
Man I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. These two are freaking fantastic