Trump's IQ analysis: He spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
@annieparker47387 жыл бұрын
If Trump's IQ was as high as his weight, he would be a genius.
@firebembum47517 жыл бұрын
sage walter I quite literally burst out laughing thank you so much
@anoopvasudevan7 жыл бұрын
Haha...:D
@RhombusLabs7 жыл бұрын
That's funny but he'd only have that level of attention span if his face and/or his name was on the box. Or maybe if he wanted tanning advice from the orange.
@lisamari9417 жыл бұрын
He doesn't even have the mental capacity to "concentrate"
@ceist85527 жыл бұрын
When Trump was told his IQ was 98, he bragged that it was 'one of the highest'. He thought it was out of 100
@jeangray18224 жыл бұрын
Good one! I will be glad to help promote that genius 98 score with others, especially all those brainy Republicans. Thanks for the laugh.
@j1mp9584 жыл бұрын
@Roxanne Reed Hi boomer you can edit your comment and correct it to 56 I'm pretty sure you added the 1 by mistake. Also check if your sources are credible before using them as an argument
@sagechris47424 жыл бұрын
Oh MY GOD, what!?! Is this real!!?!?
@michaelrocks15294 жыл бұрын
J1MP Oh my God. A preposterous libtard. This quintessential of a dumbfounded Democrat. I can’t believe my eyes.
@tenyaiida1804 жыл бұрын
When kpop idols have higher IQ's then the president and are richer than him
@MADGennaro7 жыл бұрын
To be fair, his IQ score will be higher than anyone’s by just removing the negative sign
@theawesomemecay58197 жыл бұрын
Gennaro Martínez lol your sense of humor is great! 😂😂
@joosttijsen35597 жыл бұрын
lol.
@justalostlocal7 жыл бұрын
Buuuurrrn
@tallulahahrens-siegel98326 жыл бұрын
Does not compute
@stacywayne99155 жыл бұрын
And your mexican he hates u your so stupid
@stevenwhite3.14155 жыл бұрын
Its amazing that his IQ and president number are the same
@nancystowell48775 жыл бұрын
Excellent comment! Thank you.
@kathyoverton62705 жыл бұрын
9 plus 9!
@bug22444 жыл бұрын
As far as Trump's IQ, it's most likely the second highest of all our Presidents. If people have watched him during the daily news briefings on COVID-19, for example, it's obvious he's not only brilliant but has a spot-on memory. I'd love to see any other President in recent memory compare. He's able to answer all sorts of complicated questions about it and when he can't, he immediately defers to his experts who are present. "If he ever releases his IQ, I just have a feeling...that it's higher than people would presume,' says Dr. Barbara A. Perry, director of presidential studies at the University of Virginia's Miller Center. "People who don't like him say 'oh he's such an idiot, oh he's so stupid'. But I bet you it's higher than we might realize...He obviously had a certain native intelligence to be successful, such as he was - and his degree from The Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania...But - whether Mr Trump's IQ is high or low - Dr. Lawlis from Mensa says it doesn't tell you everything. If you take someone we consider to be a genius like Einstein, he would probably not do well on an IQ test, because he thinks outside the box. [Trump] could probably think of a dozen answers to one question." www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41573846
@rambo85504 жыл бұрын
@@bug2244 Actually, his attendance of wharton is completely irrelevant. While it is true that their minimum SAT score is 1500, Trump wasn't accepted to Wharton, but transferred there junior year. He seems to have irrelevant sporadic thoughts constantly that defy logic, so it's hard to say that he could have a high IQ.
@bug22444 жыл бұрын
@@rambo8550 I literally sat here for about 10 minutes before deciding to answer, not rebut, but to respond. For you to take the time to write about how Trump got into a learning institution without mentioning that he excelled in every category, including all the sports, and has done so throughout his life, is only showing how Triggered you are - nothing else. It’s laughable. You know what else is irrelevant? YOU...and me and my interactions. You know what’s important? COVID-19. Have you heard? Or are you just fixated on trying to bash our great President and his supporters? (Liberals. UGH!)
@the_dead_poet78297 жыл бұрын
Trump makes _Forest Gump look like Einstein_
@izzad7777 жыл бұрын
the_dead_poet hey! At least Forrest was a successful businessman!
@rogerstarkey53907 жыл бұрын
the_dead_poet "Stupid is, as......." 'nuff said.
@sdjosh90817 жыл бұрын
You know Forrest owns part of Apple, right? He is also a ping pong master!
@MrRamazanLale27 жыл бұрын
the_dead_poet and not a draft dodger
@istvansipos99407 жыл бұрын
yeah + Forrest, at least, admitted he was not smart. by the way, Tom Hanks for president? the dude is so popular, he would win Canada and Mexico, too. with a landslide
@chinemelu19917 жыл бұрын
"All this time we thought the next world war will be caused by artificial intelligence. It turns out the real danger is natural stupidity". This is gold!
@mckavitt136 жыл бұрын
Chinemelu Ezeh would be caused 😊
@joleenphillips24156 жыл бұрын
This is a quote that should be in all our kids history books. It's truly genius.
@mckavitt136 жыл бұрын
Joleen Phillips Well, it's certainly spot on w the added advantage of being cleverly phrased. I think lots of people KNOW this dump president is the incarnation of stupidity w its homonym cupidity coming in as a close second.
@Trubripes6 жыл бұрын
Need to get Alexa's comment on that one.
@michaelpondo63246 жыл бұрын
No writer could write this bizarre crap. America has become a sick joke of a reality. Show. You. F. I. R. Ed. Trump.
@TheModernInvestor7 жыл бұрын
How have Americans allowed this to go on for so long? He would have been over thrown weeks into his presidency, he's a literal monster pushing the world to war from his phone
@libertydiesindarkness96297 жыл бұрын
No, the literal monster is Harvey Weinstein.
@tippydog50577 жыл бұрын
How have Americans put up with the Liberals for so long as the real question bunch of rapist that do nothing for the Working Man don't forget about the other half of the Americans that is about ready to skin Democrats buddy
@rogerstarkey53907 жыл бұрын
The Modern Investor Blame it on android!! He must have HATED Microsoft! Remember the old 'Homer' joke? "To start, press any key"....... "WHERE'S THE "ANY" KEY?" Donald's been "there"
@khanmaida7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely Fake not really, he's not the president.
@khanmaida7 жыл бұрын
The Modern Investor your comment is on point.
@NiteshSharma-ez8ir6 жыл бұрын
Who else loves Stephen doing Trump monologues ???
@owengette80896 жыл бұрын
I only watch him for the monologues.
@RogueBoyScout6 жыл бұрын
Everytime I hear the Head Cheeto talk, I hear it in Colbert's "Trump" voice...
@brettjohnston47006 жыл бұрын
I like Trevor Noah’s impressions better but I love Stephen
@shaktishankarable5 жыл бұрын
Why do you think we are watching this? 😋
@2chatify5 жыл бұрын
It's the highlight of my day. LOVE him, Stephen that is. I would love to see old Donnie throwing a temper tantrum when he sees things like this. Trump really is a moron who does nothing but golf--and he cheats at that--twitter, and rallies and calls people name. Oh, what a stupid dangerous preisident!
@alldamnnamesaretaken7 жыл бұрын
"Natural stupidity" brilliant!
@Blacks4Trump20244 ай бұрын
Aged brilliantly 😂 reflection of yourself
@journeyon19837 жыл бұрын
Trump's IQ places him between a carrot and a pumpkin. I think you know where I'm going with this >>> Orange
@tengojuevos9076 жыл бұрын
This joke needs more likes lol
@brianhoule32196 жыл бұрын
Maybe a mushroom .
@craigsmith1776 жыл бұрын
Robert Smith . The orange pumpkin.
@michaelpondo63246 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for the pumpkins
@mbunds6 жыл бұрын
On behalf of carrots and pumpkins worldwide, I deeply resent this comparison that defames our character in such a callous way!
@OneColdMonkey7 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see Trump take that IQ test, but he'd either do it with his own guys in secret and just talk about how amazing it was, or claim the score was a setup.
@lauragadille33847 жыл бұрын
OneColdMonkey fake news lol
@Davegoode237 жыл бұрын
You nailed it!
@chapdattext31677 жыл бұрын
he'll just leave it empty and put a bar of gold on it just to automatically get 1000 on his IQ paper as well as mistakenly writing "Make America Great Again #Happy"
@alicesrabbit71267 жыл бұрын
OneColdMonkey HAHAHA! Nah, it's option 3: don't take it, say you did anyway, brag about your fake score, claim you can't release results bc they're being audited by the irs.
@sdjosh90817 жыл бұрын
hahaha do y'all this crap is gonna help you make a comeback in 2020??
@elizabethbetancur42024 жыл бұрын
I mean Trump literally looked at the solar eclipse, without glasses too. I think we all knew the range of his IQ then.
@adamdomenicpacione75744 жыл бұрын
Yeah not knowing science, economics, military and politics as well with being able to understand complexity and making tough decisions. He's useless.
@jonahlevi31784 жыл бұрын
noone gives a f***
@NelsonMandela7854 жыл бұрын
@@adamdomenicpacione7574 he obviously knows about economics lmao
@daboss6404 жыл бұрын
@@NelsonMandela785 His 7 bankruptcies beg to differ
@NelsonMandela7854 жыл бұрын
@@daboss640 can’t have wisdom and not go through mistakes, mistakes make you better. And his record breaking stock dow begs a differ
@toadjiang76267 жыл бұрын
Someone should explain it to Trump that IQ tests are NOT like golf or US presidential election, the winner is the person who scores the highest, not the one who scores the lowest.
@sassypotato28857 жыл бұрын
Toad Jiang Now, that's too much for his tiny brain
@singenstattatmen50967 жыл бұрын
Ooooh nice one!
@wolframstahl12637 жыл бұрын
Worlds sickest burn until WW3
@alexandrebegouendemeaux54447 жыл бұрын
Ooohh, someone tweet that out to the cheeto
@johnhenrik59057 жыл бұрын
Well I'm sure he thinks it's like golf. In that he would need to cheat to get an acceptable score. Check out the thing about his cheating, apparently he does it every game he plays
@pop5678eye7 жыл бұрын
Seriously, this is what happens when you don't stop bullies. DT isn't rich because he's smart. It's because he was born a spoiled brat and then just bullied his way through life. Even when he bankrupted several businesses he bullied others to pick up the tab for him.
@jedimasterspidermad51737 жыл бұрын
pop5678eye totally agree with you
@Rick__C-1377 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTELY! Most poignant comment in the comment section!
@Rick__C-1377 жыл бұрын
Harley Q. ACTUALLY the *majority of us* did NOT and still do NOT agree with DT.... Or did that glaringly obvious observation somehow elude your keen Sherlock Holmes skills? hahahaha
@erikoarneberg7 жыл бұрын
+Harley Q. -Please don't blame all of us for the actions of a minority- the good news is demographically, these nuts are a dying breed, and even with their money, lies, and efforts to prevent MILLIONS of people from voting, their days are numbered. I just wonder how bad things are going to get before then...
@jedimasterspidermad51737 жыл бұрын
pop5678eye He doesn't even understand politics. He didn't even know the 25th amendment which is IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT.
@000-p4d7 жыл бұрын
Trump: Me Trump, me smart! Bigly!
@headcold72507 жыл бұрын
And he STILL loves the uneducated. What a great man
@jimoneprism7 жыл бұрын
and grab em by the pussy.
@rogerstarkey53907 жыл бұрын
Fuck You He DID actually say... "I'm like a smart person" in a speech. That's "like" a smart person.... Arms, legs, etc. NOT actually smart!
7 жыл бұрын
Fuck You "ME WANT BANANA, ME CLIMB TREE!" -trump
@BiGSH0TROB7 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAHHAAA what a funny comment! HAHAHHAHAHA omg im laughing so hard right now, I cant even! HAHHAHAHAHA sooo many funny people in this comment section!!!! I love it!!!!
@bustermk24 жыл бұрын
No more bragging about his high IQ, these days he is just happy to pass a cognitive test.
@KrispyKitty664 жыл бұрын
@Oliver Pitchenik yep
@rajyavardhansingh44913 жыл бұрын
Joe Biden wouldn't be able to pass a IQ Test?
@rebahensley5323 Жыл бұрын
They said all he did at Wharton was skip class to golf. Here he is, long past any prime he may have had, facing all his illegalities and immoralities when he should be enjoying his grandchildren instead of leaving them a legacy of embarrassment. Loser.
@jeffreyhagelin36725 ай бұрын
Trump is so stupid they don't have a working scale that will go low enough to measure it.
@pete58195 ай бұрын
Liberals are brainwashed... You people think you're smart inside your own cult.
@LockedDownSpectator7 жыл бұрын
America, we as South Africa have a terrible president in Jacob Zuma. But, damn, well done on taking the championship from us. You rock!
@TooBadThatDidntKillMe7 жыл бұрын
Master Chief Zuma can't start a nuclear war for one.
@6slade7 жыл бұрын
Master Chief Hello, I’m curious what system the government is over there in South Africa. How was Zuma elected or by what process? I’ve heard a bit about him, certainly corrupt right? A shame. You are right, though, we in the United States are struggling with all the leftover hate from our Civil War and the corrupt rich want us civilians to be distracted fighting that war-symbolized by a both corrupted rich AND brainwashed POTUS Donald Trump. Let’s all work together to get these assholes out, eh?
@LockedDownSpectator7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely well summarised!
@Backflipspagetti7 жыл бұрын
Master Chief howx VPN security thing working for you. "South Africa" ? Lmao
@NothingsR33L7 жыл бұрын
Master Chief 'Murica ! We're the best!!'
@jameskrill53947 жыл бұрын
This is real. This is a real thing that’s happening. My god.
@ameyagokhale51237 жыл бұрын
Jjim Jim You kiss your mother with that mouth?
@chinemelu19917 жыл бұрын
It still feels like a movie ....SAD
@jameskrill53947 жыл бұрын
(he probably does...)
@marqui06097 жыл бұрын
James Krill
@NickTBrick7 жыл бұрын
The Real World Now sorry, I seem to have found a self important impotent narcissi-lover.
@Callidous7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump will release his IQ test the same day he'll release his tax returns.
@firesign42977 жыл бұрын
Callidous 😁😀😁
@suptestman7 жыл бұрын
And He'll release his tax returns when Hilliary reveals what was in those deleted emails
@dahyneabraham96897 жыл бұрын
The Real World Now ... And like POTUS... Deflect and blame a private citizen!!! Whew, almost had to show proof! That was close...
@willyfoofoo56097 жыл бұрын
+The Real World Now bullshit. trump released the only year in the last 20 that he paid any taxes at all. also proved hes not worth anywhere near 10 billion. trump is a loser just like you moron
@RolandHesz7 жыл бұрын
Callidous i
@carolyngrinberg68896 жыл бұрын
...a crippling case of narcissistic personality disorder...BRAVO, Colbert
@maryroberts40955 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Grinberg your farts reek.
@maryroberts40955 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Grinberg I mean your farts reeeeeelly reeeeek.
@maryroberts40955 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Grinberg libtard,do you use toilet paper?
@maryroberts40955 жыл бұрын
Carolyn Grinberg do you wash your ass with soap?
@zacharyfelder66044 жыл бұрын
@@maryroberts4095 are you 7 because that's what little kids think is funny. HAHA FART STINKY HAHA!!!
@Yesnog057 жыл бұрын
Oh Donald, the IQ test is not like playing golf where the one with the lowest score wins LOL
@--Paws--7 жыл бұрын
Another one that deserve more likes
@marzipanmango7 жыл бұрын
Yesnog05 damn
@twistedlee57 жыл бұрын
Your right im glade someone said the same thing to you. The day you took your IQ test. LOL
@Yesnog057 жыл бұрын
twistedlee5 *"You're", *"I'm", and *"glad". Your IQ is showing and it's hilariously low and your poor attempt to insult and troll is laughable. Move along snowflake 😂😂😂
@johndough67937 жыл бұрын
Yesnog05, You should grab a red pen, and cross off all the errors you see on your screen.
@Jasonblade90127 жыл бұрын
Yes. In 2017, the POTUS talks about comparing his IQ test with his Secretary of State.... Idiocracy was a prophecy 500 years late
@sassypotato28857 жыл бұрын
Jason Blade I'm trying to see things from Donnie's point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
@alldamnnamesaretaken7 жыл бұрын
The stupidity in Idiocracy was benign though, most of the people in the world of idiocracy realised they where idiots and tried to cope with that, as soon as a smarter person showed up they give him all the power, Trump and his ilk are ambitious idiots who think they are smart. As soon as someone smarter would show up they'd beat him to death
@Jasonblade90127 жыл бұрын
alldamnnamesaretaken true, even if the prez was stupid, he was still trying to do good for his people.... I guess with the time accuracy, the mean dumbness was the thing missing in this prophetic movie
@jimoneprism7 жыл бұрын
lol. thanks
@alexandersen13727 жыл бұрын
honestly i thought that movie was fairly spot on (not counting eugenics parts) with how America was declining years ago, then we get a literal representative of the movie by morons electing trump. (yes i get it hillary was the devil incarnate, but damn she would have been better than this shit show) hell instead of a wrestling star president we got a "reality TV" star who's businesses get better when he no longer runs them.
@Legallyillicit7 жыл бұрын
"All this time we’ve been worried the next war will be caused by artificial intelligence, turns out, the real danger is natural stupidity" - classic
@Devillionaire4 жыл бұрын
Winner
@Alonzo2k83 жыл бұрын
That part
@fatelamore2 жыл бұрын
Well, fella, we are seeing it happening before our eyes right now, in 2022 under the brilliant leadership of the guy with the real 89 IQ. Laughing now?
@jahnaroth6696 жыл бұрын
The Kennedy tweet - priceless!
@jackostrings78027 жыл бұрын
"We fear that artificial intelligence may bring about an apocalypse, but in the end it would just be natural stupidity" - Best quote I heard today .
@PREPFORIT7 жыл бұрын
trump thinks IQ stands for Indecency Quotient
@joleenphillips24156 жыл бұрын
PREPFORIT if It really did, his, score would be far off the chart
@kaybonsu77316 жыл бұрын
PREPFORIT does he think?
@uropygid6 жыл бұрын
Kay Bonsu: He does not think, therefore he is not.
@uropygid6 жыл бұрын
In trump's case it stands for Ignorance Quotient
@troymaharrey70486 жыл бұрын
Whip Scorpion Haha, political bigotry at its finest here ladies and gentlemen
@eddyk37 жыл бұрын
'I'm like, a really smart guy' -The President of the United States
@markuschelios68917 жыл бұрын
"I have the best words and I've said a lot of things" -Donald Trump
@jilliansmith71237 жыл бұрын
eddyk: yeah, he's LIKE a really smart guy--he has a head, and a body, and four limbs and he wears clothing, just like, oh, let's just say that really smart guy over there--so like, and yet, so oddly, different.
@janicemoreau21677 жыл бұрын
Most of the time I get so depressed & actually sometimes cry about our current presidency ...however YOU make me smile through my stress & tears
@WTMNNJR7 жыл бұрын
Holy its been a year and you cant stop complaining still
@Cahoula7 жыл бұрын
Because you are a crybaby.
@blackholediscoball6 жыл бұрын
Cry? Really?
@themanuplet6 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Blakearoberts7 жыл бұрын
Trumps IQ is lower than my grades
@feufollet11707 жыл бұрын
And Democrats are hypocrits and perverts ! PERV !!!!
@livegurprit7 жыл бұрын
i hope you not Indian or Asian :P
@Rylus5717 жыл бұрын
Totally Fake if you're going to make broad sweeping generalizations based on the actions of a single person then based on the actions of Richard Nixon all republicans are criminals and should be locked away for life awaiting execution.
@feufollet11707 жыл бұрын
@(tiny) Blizzard : the media is controlled by the Left and the Left is judgemental 24 / 7. This is sweet sweet revenge, my man !
@Rylus5717 жыл бұрын
What's revenge? You shouting to the heavens that all dems are somehow pervs because of some stupid fuckwit in hollywood? That's not revenge, that's being a pathetic little moron. Get a fucking life already.
@vintagestereo7 жыл бұрын
i never saw a president of any country in the world made so ridiculous, i think trump is not suitable for the job
@TheBlupickles7 жыл бұрын
No, we didn't. Because of your last president's public character, your countrymen's likability was improved in foreign countries.
@mrhollandsopus4187 жыл бұрын
Ya think????????????
@jerryguerra87087 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how these Christians can't defend trump without cussing to anyone with a different opinion.Don't you all realize that's a form of quiting. And i'm also tired of all this winning.As a veteran I love my country and worry about our childrens and grandchildrens future.Look at your love ones.We all want to leave a better place for them.God bless everyone and the U.S.A.!!!!!
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
& HILLARY WAS, RIGHT, U R A FUCKEN MORON !!!!
@kathyinthewallowas91907 жыл бұрын
right up there with Berlusconi, but with bombs
@NewMessage7 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised it isn't just his hand print of smeared diaper leavings.
@Trund277 жыл бұрын
New Message this comment is gold!! ROTFL
@NeonsStyleHD7 жыл бұрын
Diaper leavings? WOW! The pole of political correctness is rammed right up your arse real tight there isn't it.
@Texaca7 жыл бұрын
What's with these crazy posts on this thread? 🤔
@versapious99807 жыл бұрын
@New Message.... you actually believe that hmmmm let's say 27% of Trump supporters will know what you are saying? They will think (at best) that its leftover diapers that Trump touched.
@bowlofarthritus7137 жыл бұрын
Eh. We can poke fun at him all day, but between all the commenters and him, which one is the billionaire at the end of the day?
@donchillamentechillamente75657 жыл бұрын
I know what Trump got on his IQ test... dribble.
@user-kl8om5gv2s5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jimmorrison65285 жыл бұрын
Just a little bit suicidal s8
@kitten_xbobatea52284 жыл бұрын
No UGH he got bing bing bing bong!
@SamoWuzHere07087 жыл бұрын
That JFK impression was immaculate
@armandhammer22357 жыл бұрын
I think a person from Mass would beg to differ.
@thephilosopher47197 жыл бұрын
Applying for a secretary job after University Graduation from a Well recognized university: "Sorry, you need to do IQ test to see if you fit in our company" Applying for becoming "The Leader of The Free World": "You know how to bluff people with your Charisma? How many followers on Social Media? Come in Sir... It is all yours"
@Ogsonofgroo7 жыл бұрын
I was already chuckling along merrily, then.. last skit, omg I need a new kidney lololololololol! Trump truly has become of the best sources for comedians for, like, near evar! I need to laugh at stuff like this, takes me away from being, um, frightened?
@Ogsonofgroo7 жыл бұрын
Ha, people who aren't afraid of what Trump is all about are the dummies, dummy.
@admin-supportspcventuresll27937 жыл бұрын
We need comedic sources, unfortunately, we have TWO MAJOR political parties trying to be the most fun.....BUT they are always partying on OUR dime.. wait, NOW.. our Benjamins? Lower Costs? kzbin.info/www/bejne/jZq6Ynx3Zcp7etk
@lorestone45526 жыл бұрын
Must be fun being scared over nothing you fucking snowflake.
@729eric6 жыл бұрын
you said it SO perfectly, especially the end.
@peterheaslip98825 жыл бұрын
Kind
@kelst755 жыл бұрын
"Little Rocket Man" Trump using projection again
@rajyavardhansingh44913 жыл бұрын
6"3" ain't little.
@battlefries7 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was in 4th grade, I think it was, and someone asked me if I wanted to be president one day. Even back then, when I was about 8 or 9 years old, I knew that I would not be cut out for president because the amount of work that goes into managing the country seemed to be too large for my very young brain to handle. I find it sad that my single-digit-aged self knew better than to get into a job that I would be bad at than a (physically) grown man who has lived seven decades on this earth. I wish that Trump would just resign from a job he clearly isn't capable of handling effectively, but he won't because that would be admitting 'defeat,' and his fragile ego can't even entertain the idea that he is anything less than perfection incarnate.
@wesleywalker15947 жыл бұрын
Bugs bunny
@bobmartin70687 жыл бұрын
battlefries HE WILL RESIGN, AS SOON AS HE GETS HIS TAX CUT BILL THROUGH. Thats all he wanted the presidebcy for in the first place.
@Mozart12207 жыл бұрын
He'll never resign. That would be to admit failure, and his ego won't allow it.
@pinkpuppy64237 жыл бұрын
I don't. Trump 8s terrible but the people next in line are President are terrible. Just pray for these years to go by quick
@nissutobor90787 жыл бұрын
As long as he is appeasing his donnars, despite how the American public feels, he will be a success. It's time we realize that our country has been hijacked by corporations, and that trickle down economics is a sham. More money to the top is just that, more money to the top. Your joking if you think anyone is going to get a raise or better benefits
@Wake._.theDead7 жыл бұрын
never in my life i've seen president act like a manchild, can someone get him off twitter please.
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
GO FUCK UR SELF !!!
@profrickshaw7 жыл бұрын
^look at the triggered Trumpster
@nothingforgrantedPS237 жыл бұрын
Twitter: King of fake news.
@noeliajaime76567 жыл бұрын
Off Twitter?How about off the country?The planet?
@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
Even Obama on the white house lawn with a lightsaber still is more mature than President 💩.
@kasrose88447 жыл бұрын
I’m just waiting for trump morning tweet “slim shady aka Eminem” is fake news and a failing artist lol
@dem0ninthemist7 жыл бұрын
Kasrose 8 my god. What doesn't trigger them! Such whinny babies
@rogerstarkey53907 жыл бұрын
Kasrose 8 Imagine "He's not REAL!" (Poor slim shady joke.....sorry)
@blairastor7 жыл бұрын
I was at Eminem’s concert in Reading, UK a month and a half ago, and he insulted the crap out of Trump and literally made us say “Fuck Trump!”, he was sensational
@joey62727 жыл бұрын
Kasrose 8 Que lo que mi Corazon
@ampm12377 жыл бұрын
Eminem should make a rap song about Trump
@wutwaVo5422 ай бұрын
Thank you for canned laughter, as I have early dementia, and your wonderful machine tells me when to laugh. You have such great sense of humorless. 🤣
@Traskelion7 жыл бұрын
"The IQ Test was rigged!"
@michaelpondo63246 жыл бұрын
Yes. Too high. Turnips don t have. I. Q. You have to have a brain to have an. I. Q
@BookBat6 жыл бұрын
Also that drawing was better than anything Trump could draw.
Favorite Colbert quote this week: Trump = "natural stupidity"
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
U MISS UNDERSTOOD, HE WAS LOOKING IN ITS MIRROR !
@alexfuentes26537 жыл бұрын
Edward Gutierrez someone’s mad haha . It’s not our fault all the funniest people make fun of trump. He’s a living breathing walking joke
@gonefishing36447 жыл бұрын
Edward Gutierrez: Projecting your own homosexual fantasies? Sometimes nasty posts reveal a lot about the one doing the posting.
@Skyprince277 жыл бұрын
Linda Wright Perhaps the fact that he liked his own post reflects more of an autoerotic fantasy than a homosexual one... but I'm not the expert on either issue...
@Mozart12207 жыл бұрын
Edward, what are you, 7 years old? Typical Trump supporter.
@Daystar3117 жыл бұрын
"Natural stupidity." Yup. Trump has it.
@Loveisuniquebless7 жыл бұрын
Marta Peterson Womack jajaja jajaja I love you, but you are so right, and the people who doesn't agree, cause they are so stupid like him, even my daughters qualified him the most IMBECILE in the world.
@mikewalsh14027 жыл бұрын
Marta Peterson Womack He's a lot smarter than your dumb ass!
@wendyhighfield11267 жыл бұрын
Marta Peterson Womack im not surprised that his IQ was low lol jk
@nihonbarb7 жыл бұрын
Billions of it. Guess your the idiot afterall!!!!!!!!
@mikewalsh14027 жыл бұрын
Marta Peterson Womack YOU TOO STUPID TO BE PREZ!!!
@furball89675 жыл бұрын
" What NAFTA deal Donald? It rolled behind the couch and is gone forever " Pure genius....or is that stable genius? LOL!
@kitten_xbobatea52284 жыл бұрын
It is so stable y,know. I think it’s so stable in fact it should be locked in a stable and never looked at again
@theoldhip7 жыл бұрын
To all working on this show - Kudos - Well done.
@abhishekgoel197 жыл бұрын
404: iq not found
@ChidubemEgwim7 жыл бұрын
Kehsihba 😂😂😂😭😭
@NeonsStyleHD7 жыл бұрын
Donald Trump? More like Donald Duck Trump the way he behaves is very similar to how Donald Duck behaves when he's mad.
@TheCanadiangirl47 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't insult Donald Duck. He was one of my favourite cartoon characters.
@gokermitsewerside3587 жыл бұрын
TheCanadiangirl4 seriously lol
@boscoblack7 жыл бұрын
NeonsStyle thanks for explaining what you meant
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
U R THE ONLY FUCKEN DUCK & FULL OF DUCK SHIT !!!
@NeonsStyleHD7 жыл бұрын
+yangerthralarry I think we found a Trump Duck lol
@rysacroft2 жыл бұрын
LOL! Loved the "news anchors" segment.
@snoodelbartsrun31957 жыл бұрын
Remember the guys screaming that Hillary would immediatly start WW3 if she'd got elected?
@asbisi7 жыл бұрын
They are silent now, aren´t they!
@maryanneslater96757 жыл бұрын
Get over the fact that Donald Trump is blatantly doing everything every you imagined Hillary would do and worse and you don't mind that he's doing it? Not bloody likely. Nope. Somebody's got to pull the hypocrisy stick out of your butt and beat you with it.
@gregvetter50707 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they're the same assholes who STILL support donnie dick-stain.
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
& SINCE SHE IS PART OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER, SHE WOULD WANT TO GET RID OF UR STUPID ASS 1ST !
@nerag74597 жыл бұрын
If you can't start WW3 as secretary of state, its because you don't want to start WW3.
@DCrswims7 жыл бұрын
Now that pug is a reporter I could support! More pug reporting!
@IdeaBox-dk5vj7 жыл бұрын
2:44: Pro: This is completely hilarious! Con: It makes me worried for America's future.
@evengraintech13974 жыл бұрын
If only you knew he was the greatest president ever! Did you like my joke?
@IdeaBox-dk5vj4 жыл бұрын
@@evengraintech1397 I actually did. Thanks!
@evengraintech13974 жыл бұрын
@@IdeaBox-dk5vj Thanks man, want to hear another one? Trumps IQ is 156.
@BlitzzOrAnt4 жыл бұрын
@@evengraintech1397 🤣🤣🤣
@alfalafelstine15367 жыл бұрын
Let's look at the causes of world wars: WWI: Assassination of an heir WWII: Reckless expansionism WWIII: Twitter feud One of these doesn't fit.
@kallie-4 жыл бұрын
@Jayden Oliver WW3 Donald Trump, hasnt he almost started like 3 wars (that we know of) in his 4 years of being president?
@patat123.byeiquit44 жыл бұрын
@Jayden Oliver did he start any in his 47 years in the office? didn’t think so Will he do it in his 4(or more) years as president? probably not
@Eggmancan7 жыл бұрын
This shit would be so hilarious if it weren't so tragic and there wasn't a chance we all die by the end of this presidency.
@jme28167 жыл бұрын
m ++ It's scary
@Eggmancan7 жыл бұрын
wtf, is this a death threat?
@rgwak7 жыл бұрын
t'rump did his study abroad in Nambia.
@ewqdsacxz7657 жыл бұрын
I thought he studied in Narnia.
@daveskerritt1857 жыл бұрын
I guess Trump studied in Narnia. Maybe on Middle Earth.
@rgwak7 жыл бұрын
dave skerritt well, he is a huge fucking troll so...
@kitanakahn1017 жыл бұрын
Trump might misunderstood IQ with tv ratings.
@lynnwiechmann61417 жыл бұрын
L3140M4R
@Aether5507 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@jilliansmith71237 жыл бұрын
Alfredo Zopez: but it's hard for someone with a 320 IQ to speak at the level of the rest of us morons. I'll give Trump this much: he tries, by Jebez Cripzee! He tries!
@kadyr89357 жыл бұрын
"might misunderstood IQ" Well done, might want to fix up your english there if you're going to address a person's IQ lol.
@kitanakahn1017 жыл бұрын
Ron Weeks lol.. your butt hurts grammar police? English never be my primary language... but since it was forced by the westerners... so there you go... my broken english and idgaf about the grammatical error or whatever u want to point out to me. I use it the way I want. Deal with it! At least I know and can understand also able to communicate in 3 diff languages. So suck it up. Oh before I forgot, can I know what IQ level got to do with perfect English?! U know that there are many different countries with different languages besides America and English right? How great is someone IQ is not measured by how good is their English are. That maybe applied in English-speaking countries. Not other countries... u dumb.
@johneastman19053 жыл бұрын
Now 2021, and we all would like to thank Stephen for helping keep us informed...
@jguerrero4477 жыл бұрын
The emperor has no clothes.
@marypicard61217 жыл бұрын
Let's not go there......too disgusting to contemplate.
@hackman6694 жыл бұрын
More likely the Scarecrow has no brain!!!
@channelforpositivitylunder93857 жыл бұрын
........ Trump is (not)secretly a *7-year old*
@DankNSpank7 жыл бұрын
sorry i dont understand engrish.
@titusp94887 жыл бұрын
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice please don’t make seven years look this bad ... children are nothing like the evil that is dump
@doreene54217 жыл бұрын
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice My two year old has a higher IQ that this moron.
@thegirlwithglasses36727 жыл бұрын
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice no no no, seven is too mature
@ameyagokhale51237 жыл бұрын
Channel for Positivity l Understanding l Justice Yes... He's publicly a Moron
@kiwiznews2177 жыл бұрын
I hope they installed a “kiddy lock” on the nuclear button . Seriously save the world put a kiddy lock on anything important.
@diamondsmasher7 жыл бұрын
No way in hell Mattis would allow him access to any nuclear button.
@chizzmaster7 жыл бұрын
I believe a few congressmen are trying to pass legislation so that the president can't launch a nuclear strike without Congressional approval, kinda like how it is with declarations of war.
@kiwiznews2177 жыл бұрын
Flame Beats it was a metaphor
@LeftIsBest0015 жыл бұрын
"I'll miss us. I'll miss us. We had a good run." 😂😂
@oopscreation35397 жыл бұрын
DOT DOT DOT Actually Trump university Bringing on Trump's IQ 😂
@jeckjeck31197 жыл бұрын
LOL! good one.
@crisp74237 жыл бұрын
lol get out of here indian hindu fuck
@ambiguumspectatoremespecta98037 жыл бұрын
Earth Mars what the heck is wrong with you. Jeez I think you would show respect to your fellow brethren wouldn't you think.
@judioregan42107 жыл бұрын
Raj Sapkota - I've just reported his racist ass.
@benzizzzdraws7 жыл бұрын
Why are you surprised? Trumps main supporters are Neo-Nazi's and idiots who claim "What me, I cant be racist i have a black friend" lol.... Lets not forget the American government sponsored the Apartheid government in South Africa for up to 10 Years, thereby extending the oppressive regime's reign and claiming in the press that they're "fighting communists" (which basically mean't "we don't want Black people with nuclear weapons" which we did have a few back then) its all a farce really. America was just as racist with a black president because of the ways your states and commonwealths are separated from the Federal government.... get your states under control or split into north and south and have fun killing each other off (which is not a great idea but still better than your idiot of a president dragging us all into the next world war because he doesn't understand how the rest of the none Trump world works) Good luck..... Go North side, you can do it lol
@j.hardegen537 жыл бұрын
At least this time, Germany won't get blamed for a WW. What? Trump has german ancestors you say? Dang it!
@thebigs64056 жыл бұрын
I don't know about that
@D10RC5 жыл бұрын
J. Hardegen Heir Trump
@thebigs64055 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with German ancestors though?
@garywilson30425 жыл бұрын
thebigs nothing is wrong with having German ancestors. It is just because in recent memory, two world wars were fought against the Germans. Be proud of who you are now, and who you *could* be in future, be the best, most compassionate person you possibly can, that’s all that matters.
@D10RC5 жыл бұрын
Gary Wilson I know it will take a few generation for what happened ✌️🇮🇪✌️
@justatiger62687 жыл бұрын
I have to say, this was a solid bit. Very well done!
@bozzwell667 жыл бұрын
Love you Stephen - From Australia !!!!!
@Rayeky17 жыл бұрын
At this point Im afraid of how this year its going to end
@chapdattext31677 жыл бұрын
and his supporters are still campaigning trump 2020
@freema92467 жыл бұрын
Rayeky1 psssst, it's ALL going to end not "goodly"
@wolframstahl12637 жыл бұрын
At least you are optimistic enough to think we'll still be here at the end of the year. Cheers
@rysun87097 жыл бұрын
Ask the time travelling guy who came from 2045. He must know something
@Refused567 жыл бұрын
Not possible - no one will be alive in 2045
@Woodthorn7 жыл бұрын
Let's pretend for a moment that good businessmen makes good presidents. Would you say that if the secretary had to keep facts away from their boss and ignore them in order to keep the company safe, this indicates the boss is a good businessman?
@carsontodd92677 жыл бұрын
Woodthorn go read the actual article for context
@fandomguy80256 жыл бұрын
@J McK Imagining Trump as a used car salesman brought a smile to my face. Thanks. TRUMP auto lot! YUGE savings!
@ellenlaincz89836 жыл бұрын
Woodthorn
@ShannonLong7 жыл бұрын
Thank you Stephen for being the voice of reason in the insane world we are living in right now. You have a way of turning our anger into laughter.
@elaineberg30953 жыл бұрын
You are spot on about the Tweeter in Chief.
@almightyrmk29327 жыл бұрын
Artificial Intelligence vs Natural Stupidity NICE!!!
@amitnagpal19857 жыл бұрын
Anyone else a little terrified?
@christinem91427 жыл бұрын
amit nagpal Yes....and I have gone through all the stages of grief twice.
@janetbeatrice95057 жыл бұрын
Yes! Been terrified since 3 a.m. after election night when I woke up sick to my stomach and forced myself to find out the results.
@patcholi32017 жыл бұрын
very
@miapdx5037 жыл бұрын
amit nagpal I'm ready to go home. Jesus, take me now! I'm serious.
@Volleyball_Chess_and_Geoguessr7 жыл бұрын
Maybe you should stop watching Colbert.
@tobioduntan7 жыл бұрын
That artificial intelligence joke lol.😂
@petyrkowalski98876 жыл бұрын
I would say Trumps IQ is less than his shoe size but he would take it as a compliment
@BeausToyFarm7 жыл бұрын
Somebody should just put Barron in charge, he'd do a better job!
@polyorchid5287 жыл бұрын
Very unlikely considering he's a moron too.
@missymani7 жыл бұрын
Maybe the family dog would do a better job than any Trump.
@firesign42977 жыл бұрын
Beau's Toy Farm 😁😀😁
@mrhollandsopus4187 жыл бұрын
NO no more trumps in the white house.
@BeausToyFarm7 жыл бұрын
I was saying he'd do a better job, how is that picking on him? And I am a kid, you moron!
@Jerricola27 жыл бұрын
That is truly terrifying.... good luck to whoever's enough of a sucker to babysit, at least the pay will be good.
@rufus20697 жыл бұрын
Try living in Texas where ppl think he is doing a good job! Friends and family praise him for all he has done in just 10 months! I am not looking forward to the holidays!!
@--Paws--7 жыл бұрын
Friends who I thought know better in life are in favor of Trump - I heard that it in some places there are more conservative view points while in other places there are more liberal view points and in rare occasions neutral/unbiased.
@marzipanmango7 жыл бұрын
Chris Suttle Even staunch conservatives hate him in Canada :P
@TheVeljam7 жыл бұрын
Does anybody ask these people to point out just one thing he's actually done?? Not talked about but actually done?? One thing that'll benefit the country, I mean..
@rufus20697 жыл бұрын
JVVoid they spew things like “look at the stock market ” and “I here Trump has put 7 trillion dollars back into the economy “. I just look down and keep quiet. Because you can’t talk to them. Their mind is made up please don’t confuse them with facts.
@erikoarneberg7 жыл бұрын
Chris Suttle- You have my sincere condolences... Can't imagine much worse than that...
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
“The ‘D’ on my tremendous and beautiful pointy white hat stands for Donald.”
@joannpasco93367 жыл бұрын
Who is going to BABYSIT while Tillerson is out of the country?? Scary!!
@TashaBryanRENegade4 жыл бұрын
😂😂👍
@sonicplys647 жыл бұрын
Looks like Trump is not intelligent enough to watch Rick and Morty.
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
FUCK YOU !!!
@FAVNVS1137 жыл бұрын
Sonicplys 64 im sad that so few people get this joke
@TripSlider7 жыл бұрын
Sonicplys 64 all bot accounts fuck liberals are insane
@marzipanmango7 жыл бұрын
Sonicplys 64 He probably doesn't even have a Rick and Morty tattoo
@johnmoore98627 жыл бұрын
yangearthratlarry , Yet again I’m proved right.
@AngryKittens7 жыл бұрын
The US would have been in far better hands if my 6-year old nephew was president. At least he's not a spoiled brat like the current baby-in-chief.
@armandhammer22357 жыл бұрын
Angry Kittens nephew for POTUS. Can he read a teleprompter?
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
HOW COME U DIDN'T RUN UR STUPID CHILD, BECAUSE HE IS AS STUPID AS U !!!
@beccalowry64377 жыл бұрын
Angry Kittens I work at a dog daycare. The dogs I take care of would do a better job then Trump and his cronies.
@FallingGalaxy7 жыл бұрын
No, but seriously...I would literally accept a normal 6 year old child over Trump as our leader because he/she would have FAR less chance of destroying us all...
@armandhammer22357 жыл бұрын
Say hello to your parole officer.
@alejandroespinoza36867 жыл бұрын
I thought Colbert was commedy like Leno. Only halfhearted giggle was from "natural stupidity" line.
@SunScourge7 жыл бұрын
I am... so tired of him calling everything Fake News. Everything he does is childish but that really takes the cake. I'm not even American. I'm sorry for those of you who can't escape him.
@DannyGadish7 жыл бұрын
don't worry he'll win again in 2020
@Val-hb6zy7 жыл бұрын
Thank you - most of America knows we have a moron in the WH and we hate it/him.
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
WELL IF U R TIRED OF FAKE NEWS U MIGHT WANTA CHANGE CHANNELS FROM CNN, FAKE NEWS , U FUCK HEAD !!!
@dylconnaway99767 жыл бұрын
yangearthratlarry - a person blindly following one man instead of the thousands dedicated to finding the truth. You're a pawn. Move to North Korea. You'd fit in well there.
@micksc46897 жыл бұрын
I don't suppose that he couldn't even get a certificate from his own university
@--Paws--7 жыл бұрын
This needs more likes
@Jojo-ht2xn7 жыл бұрын
Boy,do I miss Obama.He was very well liked and cared for America.Trump is a disaster.
@futurestoryteller7 жыл бұрын
Yeah... I don't know how much he "cared" but at least it can be assumed that he didn't want to leave it a smoldering ruin...
@Jojo-ht2xn7 жыл бұрын
I agree,he did the best he could when leading the country.That is not happening with Trump and it is all about himself,or he puts himself before the country itself,truly selfish.
@rehmanarshad18487 жыл бұрын
Boney the Dog ignore it, it's probably a Russian bot... don't believe me you'll see him on other posts repeating the same shit but with minor variations within algorithm of word choices...
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
CAN U REMOVE UR HEAD FROM UR ASS, OR IS IT THEIR 4 EVER, U IDIOT !!!
@Yes-gc9vr7 жыл бұрын
Dave Queen how so?
@corbinsmom23074 жыл бұрын
Love it, need it in my life. Never leave Mr Colbert.
@Malidictus7 жыл бұрын
Is anyone really surprised that Donald Trump has the mentality of a toddler? After all, he talks like one.
@diamondsmasher7 жыл бұрын
Fake news from the failing #Malidictus. Sad!
@richiesahlin64097 жыл бұрын
Malidictus He probably shits himself like one too. Have you seen the thumbnails of him? It looks like he just crapped his pants.
@daveramsay64707 жыл бұрын
He talks like someone who learned interpersonal skills from pushing around the Archie Bunker clones who worked for his dad.
@boogiewoogie10707 жыл бұрын
I don't know if Trump is just that stupid or he is talking down to the level where his supporters can understand him. Either way it's sad.
@ablueaquarium22457 жыл бұрын
+Edward Gutierrez , WANNA BET ?
@joeyconservative7 жыл бұрын
Impressive Kennedy impersonation by Colbert
@steadfast89027 жыл бұрын
The House added a provision to the recent spending bill that allows a religion a path to be a super pac, and the path has approval from Congress committees, which means one religion could be impeded, if they wanted. Our President and House have taken steps to remove the wall between church and state. How long until morality laws are passed once a religon buys the government like the NRA did?
@AA123TD7 жыл бұрын
some scary stuff happening in the US right now. 😔
@rayrivers96637 жыл бұрын
Never happen. Men united under UN will wipe out religion. Before that a major cry of peace.
@justhuman246 жыл бұрын
Time to take the garbage out of the white house
@bigmastermind17 жыл бұрын
Trump's IQ analysis: Drank a bottle of bleach since it didn't say "Don't drink"
@StoutShako7 жыл бұрын
Griffon "The fake news Bleach Media"
@shahidilhan31397 жыл бұрын
What will happen to all the orange on his body then?
@jameswhittingham80277 жыл бұрын
You mean, "Obama said drinking bleach was bad. I'm going to make it law we all have to drink bleach."
@DaManBearPig7 жыл бұрын
Congrats America. You thought this guy was a good idea.
@abdizur87657 жыл бұрын
DirtyMilkMan No, no I thought he was a bad idea, a very bad idea. But fortunately for Trump, Hillary was a terrible idea. Personally I was hoping and praying it would come down to Jeb vs Bernie, that would have been a great election where everyone would have won regardless of the outcome.
@txrick48797 жыл бұрын
DirtyMilkMan No we did not Trump did not win the popular vote.He won on the electoral vote.
@erikoarneberg7 жыл бұрын
DirtyMilkMan- More than 1/2 of the country didn't vote for him- don't blame the whole country! And don't forget- Russia helped!
@mariebelfone28147 жыл бұрын
erikoarneberg your an idiot
@mike3d5747 жыл бұрын
Which vote determines the Presidency? Oh, that's right.
@nayinayi17 жыл бұрын
LOL - wars have always been caused by natural stupidity!
@strongestavenger44447 жыл бұрын
No
@kallie-4 жыл бұрын
who said------?
@shwt1215 жыл бұрын
WAY TO ' ROCK THE HOUSE, STEPHEN' !!!
@tritondriver17 жыл бұрын
Damn we have a long way to go
@whyshouldi727 жыл бұрын
you'd think if you have to treat our president like a child, distracting him and keeping information from him he shouldn't be fit for the position lol
@no-orwelliandystopia7 жыл бұрын
Remember. he's "Very smart" and has the "best words" .
@kkaren3997 жыл бұрын
I love this show , Stephen Colbert is brilliant. He should put out a CD with a compilation of his Trump impersonations 😂😂
@sabofobia7 жыл бұрын
The real danger is natural stupidity 😂😂
@yangearthratlarry7 жыл бұрын
YES WE DO KNOW THAT LIBERALS R 2 STUPID 2 FIGURE IT OUT !!!
@williamblevin557 жыл бұрын
Good day, It is no longer the oval office it is now THE AWFUL OFFICE! Thank you for your time.