Stephen Helps 'The Mooch' Scaramucci Find 'The Leaks'

[@Leosalejandro]

his face when he makes fun of The Mooch is hilarious

[@mrlogick1098]

alejandro L. 😂😂 its gold his mooch impression is comedy heaven

[@xCaptxCrunchx]

When he reads Scaramucci's text and adds a little slang is fucking hilarious.

[@magick1969]

Ben Stiller get's a Zoolander royalty for each moment the Mooch is loose.

[@Ghuttora7]

I see why South Park can't make this satirical. It's already there

[@Mysticjester2403]

MagicGloves exactly

[@duncanwallace7760]

I can think of something... they could change his name the 'The Dooch'... but otherwise they'd have to keep everything the same.

[@actuasco]

Duncan Wallace The Cooch

[@duncanwallace7760]

Trump's Pooch

[@Matty80822]

Trumps whole campaign is to undo southpark. They don't know what to do right now. They might just cover world events for real next season

[@dressdown00]

HOW ABOUT SOME FRONTSTABBING

[@lazyc0mmander277]

I'm really wondering when did america become a caricature of itself. But that might have been worth it for that stupid Mooch moment.

[@Thumbsupurbum]

Give 'em the Ben Carson treatment.

[@abcdefghijklmno7384]

Um um um um (stabbing sounds) how straighly is that.

[@Fatikis42]

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[@sbnwnc]

Gah!! G ... G ... GHAAA!!

[@manbearpig7359]

"I know all the best people, I will surround myself with the best people " - D Trump. These words always come back to me when he trots out his latest fuckwit in what seems like a never ending store of fuckwits

[@censusgary]

The most terrible thing to contemplate is that Rump may actually believe those scuzzbuckets and losers are "the best people."

[@AdrianColley]

"Johnny Tight Lips, where did the Mooch stab you?" "I ain't saying." "Well, what do I tell the communications team?" "Tell them to sell postcards."

[@peanutsarecheap1997]

Adrian Colley mob rule ... lol ... number one snitches get stitches

[@wulozhiro1316]

The Whitehouse is clearly trolling the American public at this point. They are practically serving up the punchlines for every comedian on t.v.

[@merony19]

DireCrow Wu Best time to be a comedian. You won't have to be creative at all. The WH got all the scripts.

[@TassieLorenzo]

The cynic would say it is a deliberate distraction.

[@JB-xl2jc]

TassieLorenzo Another theory I heard was that he's trying to get impeached so he can start a far right news show for his die hard supporter conspiracy theorist crowd. Sort of a new Breitbart. To do that you'd have to galvanize the country though.

[@wulozhiro1316]

TassieLorenzo shiny keys bro, shiny keys. Makes you wonder who is really running this shit show, and what they're reallyup to.

[@hamishgaffaney5323]

DireCrow Wu yep I saw the Mike interview and yep I think a lot of the shit show you see is so that they can loot the country

[@tkdmaste12]

OMG Stephen is on Fire!!!

[@painrelief3441]

Imran Khan 1- Because we expect them to behave like normal people do. Canada has shared bathrooms. People who decide to "misbehave" get into a lot of jailtime there. 2- No one wants illegal immigrants to stay. It's why the very same people passed laws to make it illegal to hire immigrants who stay passed their visas and green cards. The issue isnt they are crossing the border, they were already here. 3- No one wants shariah law. They understand that the idiots in ISIS is using the internet to radicalized people. The recent attacks came from local citizens. A travel ban will not solve it.

[@lazyc0mmander277]

@Imran Khan Well I was about to tell you to fuck off but there's is one thing I want to know. When did this hate boner for liberal from a former liberal start? Was it before or after Hillary lost the election?

[@stealthattack2209]

Michael Fireworks yeah he hates idiots like trump

[@chrisbublik6643]

Michael Fireworks you're not your.

[@judioregan4210]

Imran Khan - oh look everybody, it's Captain Copy & Paste!! The 'superhero'...that nobody calls. Listen Sparky, if you're going to paste the same comment on every single post, at least have it make some kind of logical sense, instead of the usual far right Infowars bullshit we've all come to expect from you denial-ridden Trumpists.

[@bobmiller3627]

"Anthony is a disloyal person, and I never considered him a friend...." Trump in about three month's time

[@aloka4391]

Bob Miller Make it 13 days

[@Tystros]

3 months? It was only 10 days :D

[@bobmiller3627]

Damn, I'm going to miss that little cannoli. He gave every comedy writer in America about a page worth of jokes whenever he said something. #GoodbyeSweetPrince #LeaveTheTrumpTakeTheCannolis

[@sj_dzn]

Bob Miller Tell me more Nostradamus...

[@KingOfMadCows]

I guess Scaramucci got out of Gotham before Batman shut down all the mobs.

[@kryskarr23]

KingOfMadCows that's fucking hilarious 😅😅😅

[@karriebelle49]

KingOfMadCows 😂😂😂😂😂

[@staceym8031]

lol good one

[@theyurireviewer]

KingOfMadCows oswald and fish wouldn't put up with him anymore

[@MissAfricanAmerican99]

KingOfMadCows Disrespectful 😂👏😂👏😂

[@glenellisquinn]

The Mooch is the best new character this season. He's getting a lot of great one-liners. How do they write these characters! Genius

[@TheGstein]

This was one of the best setups ever Jesus did he make me laugh.

[@jacksonreid4824]

*THE MOOCH*

[@scytheseven9173]

Judas is a leaker. Sad!

[@ObligedUniform]

Scythe Seven #MakeJudeaGreatAgain

[@Vanalovan]

Scythe Seven Snitches get Stiches

[@shadoudirges]

Time for the mooch to start front stabbin!

[@sethroy4318]

I was looking for this comment. Take my like, you beautiful person!

[@thatHARVguy]

+Scythe Seven Before or after the front stabbin'?

[@flamecsm101boy]

He is literally 80s Guy from Futurama. Wonder if he cured his Boneitis

[@IFZEX09]

He was a front stabber, so he's also Roberto..?

[@Montesama314]

His dying regret will be that he still has boneitis.

[@ripsteakface5529]

That's a funny name for a horrible disease. And trump's a little like zapp branigan

[@Evan-oh6jy]

Polymemnetic lmfao

[@firestarten]

Rip Steakface more than a little, I think. A thin-skinned, narcissistic buffoon with way too much power, willing to sacrifice many lives for his own glory..

[@waypointb]

As another Catholic, Stephen missed the clear Last Supper Stabbing punchline: "This is my body, this is YOUR blood!"

[@rezeneg8627]

This Dude and Trump administration is a Buffet for a Comedians. Funny But why is Trump doing this to himself.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

Rezene Woldegebrel because he is an incompetent president.

[@Skittenmeow]

Rezene Woldegebrel i feel like trump is often trying to distract from his dismantling of regulations protecting environment and citizens by dominating the news cycle with his tweets, drama etc there's little room or attention on his other shite. I need to find a timeline of Trumps big media bombshells against what he's doing quietly. But yeah also he can't help himself from putting his foot in it

[@jayhawk3027]

Erin: I thought of that too. And then dismissed the idea. You have to be strategic in your behavior then. Strategic means smart, reserved, and calculating, like a poker player. Trump is the opposite of that. I think his tweets are driven by his emotions at that very moment.

[@maxsalmon4980]

I guess that makes Trump the Harlequin? That...actually kind of works.

[@thedude4672]

+Rezene Narcissism can manifest itself in strange ways.

[@goraiebfred]

...Eh, let's get Gambino for secretary of defence, Luciano as the drug tzar, Trafficante as treasury secretary, Roselli for the justice department, and Vito Corleone for attorney general, he got an offer you can't refuse....

[@velvetlensfilms3290]

The mooch aka the fonz of the administration.

[@AnnoyingKiwiDude]

♪ ♫ All I want for Christmas is to have Trump in handcuffs ♪ ♫

[@polyorchid528]

FreneticKey How many videos have you said the same comment on?

[@autohmae]

I wish it was sooner.

[@Tarorc79]

Guess santa isnt comming your way...

[@anumeon]

If you were a supermodel or a russian prostitute he might even pay you to handcuff him.. (Allegedly) Thank you,, i'll be here all night. :)

[@MisMediator]

Bertie Blue #1 Rule is to NOT feed the trolls, bro.

[@DaveH82]

0:40 Speaking of Ben Carson, did he just drop off of the face of the Earth or what?

[@PhoenixProdLLC]

Dave H. He's staring into a mirror and looking for his soul

[@sporehux8344]

Dave H. he just awoke from a six month nap. wondering what all the Russian news is about.

[@shielste]

He's still trying to figure out what HUD stands for, and if he can use his new position of power to get to the bottom of what is really being stored in the Pyramids. He's sure it's grain, and he doesn't need evidence to believe it. But he still wants to know.

[@Wednesdaywoe1975]

Work in mortgages .He's quietly doing a whole lotta damage. Buy a house now and prepare your DeLorean, cause we're all going back in time.....Hope you enjoyed the housing crash.

[@shilpashivadasan5115]

THE POOCH!

[@pprice8635]

Catherine tt lololol..... nah I'm good thanks. Not much in the mood to allow religious fundamentalists to take over, much like the extreme right wing tea party has been trying to do. American taliban

[@nurlindafsihotang49]

Catherine tt yeah, not happenning. The bible said to not to give false witness to fellow human. Liar goes to hell. :v

[@pprice8635]

Nurlinda F Sihotang the bible said a lot of.things ... then people started liking shrimp, so that bit got written out. Then people didnot like the idea of giving up eating meat on Fridays... so that bit got written out. Then the people in charge decided they preferred white skin tones, so they rewrote geebus to be a white guy from the Midwest.... The point being, it's all made up, it was all made up when it was first put together... it was all made up after every rewrite, it's still all made up today- after over two dozen major rewrites based on political wants at the time... Nobody is going to hell, because it doesn't exist :)

[@jennifernoname369]

I don't know tons about stabbing technique but I have to say, he has a certain flair for it. None of that tacky "Psycho" grip, just a classy underhand 'Romeo and Juliet" jeweled dagger method. A little tap-dancing would really bring it to a whole other level.

[@strzaskanyalf2928]

When the mooch will be doing press briefings will you have to read between the lines? "We are going to take care of it" or "lets hope he will not get into some accident" and other similar stuff? :)

[@ExileOnDaytonStreet]

"We are still getting to know.-" So much for that

[@sharr630]

Apparently, Harvard is just letting anyone in these days.

[@jaggerra7]

Lol! Batiste sounds like the Count from Sesame Street when he laughs. I love it.

[@rocoreb]

his mooch impression is bloody hilarious!!!!

[@LZsteelerz]

God damn I love Colbert, he's the only thing making this presidency go by faster.

[@silenttakuza]

Scaramucci is a gift for late new comedy.

[@jayess8714]

I love how great the addition of this Scarramucci character is :D

[@user-sz6oc8gf3u]

This is insane

[@singasong718]

You're on fire, Stephen! Keep it coming!

[@johnavi]

This was one of the funniest segments Steven has done. This white house is such a joke.

[@leondeveraux4485]

I love Stephen, but I live for Jon Batiste. Even if he isn't on camera, I appreciate his off camera comments, laughter, and cute piano riffs!

[@Cnith]

History teachers in the future (if there is one) will be pissing themselves with laughter when telling their students about this presidency.

[@starchild24]

The Mooch is the spirit animal of the Tiny Guy Complex. Welcome to 2017.

[@itsm3mariooo_53]

That awkward fake laugh tho 2:43

[@beniamino2575]

The Mooch is my favourite character on the show. I hope he stays for the whole series and not only for a few episodes.

[@state_song_xprt]

narrator voice: "one week later..."

[@keyztothesoul1755]

The piano player for stephen is an 80 year old inside a young person's body

[@lazyc0mmander277]

So what you're saying is fuck future you?

[@keyztothesoul1755]

Francis-Olivier Toba no im talking about his behavior he talks and laughs like an 80 year old blues musician

[@lazyc0mmander277]

Oh... Fair enough then. There's been a lot of complaining here so I was wrongly assuming.

[@keyztothesoul1755]

Francis-Olivier Toba never assume anything 😊

[@lazyc0mmander277]

I would but this fucking administration man... It makes me such iritable an asshole.

[@katiemossi5975]

Stephen you are always on point! You gave me a reason to enjoy late night tv again!

[@Buenomars]

"Hey, I'm stabbin' here!" 🗡️🗡️🗡️

[@PettyMelody2009]

Omg! Colbert is on fire and Awesome!!! I love you Stephan!!!

[@sharonmickey4566]

MY ONLY SANITY THROUGH THIS ADMIN.... STEPHEN, STEPHEN , STEPHEN!!

[@Limicola1]

Rock on Stephen! We love ya! Kick ass! Your comedy cuts right to the bone.

[@mellison143]

It's too bad he's already gone i loved Stephen's impression of him lol

[@iatenorio]

Spicer must be laughing his ass off right now!

[@sinsanemb]

They should cast Colbert as the Joker... That grin is spot-on...

[@sethroy4318]

An Italian from New York named Anthony they call him "The Mooch" *and* he's Roman Catholic? This guy literally *is* a stereotype.

[@NilsPontusW]

I LOVE that john plays Moose the mooche when stephen talkes about scaramucci xD

[@divass77]

The laughter made the show more amusing to me actually.

[@FreakyFreek89]

The Mooch is a blessing to Stephen

[@ShaneMcKinleyCedt]

It's Stabbin Time! My new favorite character. Too bad he won't stay long.

[@redmed10]

Just waiting for trump to say he is going into concreting business you know what I mean.

[@iveco555]

This is one time when I can't wait for the Saturday night live

[@govindagovindaji4662]

4:44 Dig Cuomo's face, lol~!! I gotta say, I Ioved how the Mooch, said "I'm straightly not going to answer your question"~!

[@sharonkaley1331]

Saturday Night Live is back this week......... What a great show this will be. Mooch is a real gentleman........... Like a Mafia hit man.

[@gotnothingclever]

What the hell, I miss Spicy.

[@joelengleson5196]

The mooch that is, love you Stephen!

[@Aginulfus]

Colbert's "Mooch" smile will haunt my dreams.

[@ChardOfMight]

It's a trip to be catching up on this episode today of all days...

[@borischan5252]

Honesty and Loyalty for Trump is oxymoron

[@astenmrk]

Six seconds in and I'm on the floor. Bravo these last few months, sir!

[@MrMansionIV]

Either give Jon an actual text / joke to perform or cut his mic again.... Doing fake laughs and yelling into Stevens monologue is not adding anything than making him look stupid and annoying.

[@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled]

"You scratch my back, I stab your front" that just killed me

[@1JaseyBoy]

At least for comedy, The Trump Administration is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

[@FairDealDan]

at 2:33 John Batiste play Charlie Parker "Moose The Mooche" and they end the segment with the tune…very clever Check the tune out because you may be hearing it a lot

[@JohnArmwood]

I love hearing Charlie Parker's "Moose The Mooche" in the background on the piano

[@steveclements5783]

I love the Charlie Parker quote that Batiste keeps throwing out! "The Mooche"!

[@karandex]

Colbert asking for forgiveness is adorable

[@arushka13]

4:40 that reporters face says it all

[@yagurl_]

This is my body, this is my knife!

[@ellismarcelle321]

3:44 - 4:03 This is the reason Scaramucci is an excellent hire!

[@Tiny_Toast]

Every time i see mooch's face queen plays in my head....

[@thebananarepublican]

Should have said, "This is my body and this is your blood."

[@nancygerette]

OMG I laughed so hard when he pulls out the "knife".

[@angryface7135]

"This is my body, this is my knife, AY!!!" LMAO

[@OtreblaIIIable]

The Mooch is like that lawyer from The Detour, defending Carlos.

[@zdonna362]

straightly not answering your question! So funny

[@nanka2002]

Hands off from the piano guy. I have got used to him :)))))))))))))))))))))))

[@Rhodon506]

Moose the Mooche!!!! good pull, Batiste

[@Shierajackylnsword]

Honestly poor America, literally the country where I want to live when I am older luckily I am 14 so trump won't be president in 2020 right? Right?

[@nanka2002]

Those stabbing bits had me in stitches LOLOLOLOL

[@DGDfan13]

Stephen's, Scaramucci face is so perfect and absurd

[@tomsreviews238]

I Have always been a Colbert fan, This was some of his best political commentary yet!

[@Qwhat9]

Jon Batiste doesn't have the personality to be mic'd up. It's incredible how he brings absolutely nothing good to the table on a regular basis.

[@gageiiiiitttt]

Oh good Lord. Stephen's Scaramucci is a beautiful thing.

[@4pancello]

Absolutely love this!!

[@waltanthony1988]

Stephens hype man is kind of annoying.

[@payman1023]

troy mclure Jon Baptiste 2020!

[@oscargordon]

The look on Chris Cuomo's face at the end was priceless.

[@Transit_my-way]

Who's that laughing? Count Blackula?

[@killerblingxbl]

Literally wrote a story titled that in 1st grade.

[@alimahil1881]

+killerblingxbl Well what happens in it then?

[@garyberger9257]

You two are probably too young to remember this, but there was a movie called Blackula back in the 70s.

[@Transit_my-way]

Gary Berger I was born in the 70s actually

[@harveythepooka]

That Ben Carson joke was the funniest thing I've heard in all week.

[@partycat2921]

Piano player is annoying in a variety of ways. He doesn't seem to get humor.

[@j3J9j3J9j3J9]

"This is my body- THIS IS MY KNIFE" LMFAOO

[@AnonRanGER01]

I love how Jon is losing his shit, and rightfully so. I LOLed so hard during this.

[@Rakshasa1986]

"I'm a front stabber - and front stabbing is what I do to people who ask too many questions" - Anthony Scaramucci, Capo

[@daraghevans]

4:10 he had the smile of the jack Nicholson joker 😂

[@sambelanger5808]

Fun fact: the mooch means "the fly" in french ("La mouche"). Like David Cronenberg's 1986 movie. And the mooch kinda looks like Jeff Goldblum!

[@JonBlondell]

The best thing that Jon Batiste has played since he started was the first 4 bars of " Moose The Mooch" when Colbert talked about the Mooch! By C. Parker. Excellent quote!

[@brycewalburn3926]

I'm glad someone else noticed.

[@martingoldfire]

When Stephen made that face, daaamn he's good!

[@kellyblack2010]

honestly the mooch looks like William Defoe doing his best Al Pacino as Toni Montana impression lol