Stewart Rhodes Convicted Of Seditious Conspiracy | Senate Votes To Protect Marriage Equality

[@GenRN]

I hope that Rhodes isn’t the only one that has never faced consequences that is finally going to get some.

[@maxryder995]

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[@gamepapa1211]

Gotta love the Oathkeepers for looking at a guy who shot his own eye out, and with his own gun no less, and going, "Ah-yep! That's our leader!"

[@cc1k435]

Craziest rises to the top...

[@mikehersh6192]

What the Fuck could possibly go wrong?🐼

[@hx8mx]

@@cc1k435 😂🤣😂

[@ClonedGamer001]

Seriously. And it's worth noting that the only way you accidentally hit yourself in the face with your own weapon is if you're intentionally looking down the barrel. And literally one of the two biggest rules of handling a firearm is "Never point a loaded weapon in the direction of something you aren't willing to shoot." Pretty sure for most people "my own face" isn't on the list of things they're willing to shoot. This idiot broke one of the simplest yet most important rules of firearm handling in one of the dumbest ways possible, and is permanently disfigured as a result, and people were like "Yeah he seems like someone we should listen to."

[@davidh6134]

He demonstrated his Second Amendment rights, and shortly after, espoused his freedom of speech by screaming “ ooowwwwwww!”

[@Thinkingaroundthebox]

The crazy thing is that Stephen isn't doing jokes when it comes to Walker. He's just reporting the news and letting Walker make a joke of himself

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Helmet denier

[@hollyadamson6641]

I always get my news from Colbert!

[@todd8155]

@Overworkedandunderpaid - It's like when Tina Fey lampooned Sarah Palin by just repeating her words almost verbatim. You got to hand it to the Republican party for it's ability to come up with totally unqualified candidates!

[@Thinkingaroundthebox]

@@todd8155 It's the sad state of our politics that it is more important to put a butt in a seat than to actually fill the position

[@brianmouland209]

As if The Biden Ball ⚽️ Licker is taken seriously

[@oldschoolman1444]

Walker is a prime example of why the NFL doesn't like to talk about CTE

[@MajICReiki]

☝️🙃 this part

[@kellyb1420]

So true

[@pocketheart1450]

Noooo shit.

[@Wraithlen]

True, but he was a total idiot long before he took hundreds of blows to the head.

[@jamesdavis8731]

I don't think Walker's delusion and stupidity have to do with CTE. Did you ever him him talk when he was in college or in the early years of his NFL career? He was almost impossible to understand then and sounded like a clown.

[@magalisuarez2397]

Lot of winning for the country, Hurray!!!! Keep it coming.👏👏👏🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@mnd124]

God bless America 🇺🇲 👏

[@elirien4264]

And yet the American people STILL hand the House over to the Right.

[@brianr6651]

Let’s break out that beautiful mar a Lago chocolate cake and celebrate!

[@littleman6950]

Jailing an oathkeeper is a sacrifice the right is willing to make. It's easy for Republicans in safe seats to show support for equal marriage rights if they can trust the house or SC will shoot it down. I won't cheer until meaningful change and results become reality.

[@Marijuanifornia]

There are microplastics in raindrops. The entire planet lost.

[@FraizyMD]

Whoever wrote that bipartisan joke deserves a raise!!

[@charlesrovira5707]

Being convicted of *seditious conspiracy* means two things: 1) it was a _conspiracy_ and 2) being a _conspiracy_ means that everyone present, in the rooms, or by _phone,_ is guilty of: • a) providing active support, or • b) providing tacit acquiescence for the topics under discussion. You *_can't_* claim ignorance. If you were involved and didn't report it, you're *_GUILTY!_*

[@dmelnick00]

… and being convicted of sedition in the free world makes them a special kind of loser.

[@Omni0404]

Can I just say you have better formatting on a youtube comment than all my coworkers in the office? The parenthesis, the bullets, the italics, the numbering. Mwah, chef's kiss 🤌

[@tygrahof9268]

Thus Seditious Traitor Trump and creepy daughter coveter needs a jail cell too.

[@tammyjohnson1927]

He's waiting on Trump to pardon him.

[@joenisnapje712]

Apparently 3 other oath keepers still managed to escape that verdict 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@virginiatyree6705]

It's a start with those traitors! Now, get the former guy. GO, Garland & Mr. Smith, get em! Thanks for the laughs Stephen.

[@cherylleech785]

✔️

[@couragekarnga8735]

Haha this is the best sequel to Mr. Smith Goes to Washington I've ever seen!

[@X2LR8]

The traitors who rioted in 2017 in DC on Trump's inauguration day. Or those who tried to siege the WH which forced Secret Service to move Trump to a "bunker". Or those who created CHAZ. Or those who participated in the summer of 2020. Go get em' Garland!

[@virginiatyree6705]

@@couragekarnga8735 , 100% 👍 agreed! Best sequel to Mr. Smith goes to Washington. v

[@virginiatyree6705]

@@X2LR8 , That 2017 was peaceful, until the former guy needed his photo op. If you follow the those riots,, they have been going to jail/prison. The former guy was the WORST president (EVER), in the history of the USA. Oh yeah, he's a TRAITOR too. v

[@chenzen1578]

What angers me about Rhodes' sentence is the fact that the real culprit is still running around free.

[@8088I]

Joel Greenberg got sentenced 11 years for Child Sex Trafficking on behalf of 'Matt' Gaetz! Him, and, separately, 'Gym' Jordan have a lot to answer for!

[@iamwell5654]

Exactly. “Conspiracy” means many were involved.

[@daghostxxx1797]

60yrs max....6mos min, guess what he'll do !

[@kaytraveltarot]

They’re close to getting the biggest fish!!??

[@couragekarnga8735]

We'll get there. One victory at a time.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

I said it on the Kimmel video and I’ll say it again, every time Hershey talks it’s like that scene in Billy Madison “we are all dumber for hearing what you’ve said”

[@suzivigeant2213]

He's a gift to comedy.

[@babybaklavagus]

sooo trueeee I fast forward whenever any of the late night hosts show clips of him because I can't take it anymore lol

[@sirjer73]

Man he just rambles on like a over hype 4 year old who just learned new words!!!

[@ToadFart]

Hershey Chocolate Walker? 😊

[@couragekarnga8735]

Someone should blast that scene at one of his speeches!

[@Opus313]

When Stewart shot himself in the eye, it was just foreshadowing for when he shot himself in the foot...

[@couragekarnga8735]

Did he really shoot himself in the eye?

[@cc1k435]

​@@couragekarnga8735 Yep. His ex-wife says it was while playing lookout for some drug dealer in Vegas. He likes to tell people it was during a training exercise or something. 🙄

[@couragekarnga8735]

@@cc1k435 Oh my gods, that's hilarious! What a nutjob!

[@AverageEldritchEntity]

Just the foot, for now.

[@Becky_Cal]

“Sashay away…” 😂😂😂 I love that!

[@kennetho2499]

It's impossible to make Herschel look bad. He has that covered!

[@Tattiehoker]

No he doesn't, he opens his mouth and rattle of stupid stuff

[@WalterStahlhelm]

Racist

[@janaschwehm3059]

AMEN!

[@danixoxo8637]

It's like watching a bad sitcom listening to him

[@WalterStahlhelm]

@@danixoxo8637 He racist.

[@casbot71]

I can't watch Herschal Walker giving a speech _without cringing._

[@yasuke9317]

No one with a working brain can't either. Trust, you are not alone.😁

[@cappiece3786]

How do these people even get to this point now do green gaetz and boebert

[@dotesondots]

I already can't stand his voice, just like I can't stand #45's voice or seeing/hearing his name.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Him and Kanye are gonna be running mates in 2024, I can already see it happening.

[@OhNoNotFrank]

And that's what he's got going *for* him...

[@redplaysgames719]

great monologue! also you DO need to pre-rinse if there's chunks of food on the dish, because otherwise the dishwasher will get all gross.

[@Jadeskorpion]

You're only supposed to have to scrape the dish, therefore removing the chunks.

[@karenlebeter4196]

Older dishwashers don't have a garbage disposal built in.

[@LydiaAwesomeLady]

"...you got yourself a Nazi duck. That's just logic, baby, that's math." OMG, I died!! So funny. Love you Stephen Colbert!

[@petehoover6616]

The guard duck is a standard figure in a newspaper comic strip.

[@Creerbass]

Stewart Rhodes is literally the quote, "Careful, you'll shoot your eye out" in real life.

[@yasuke9317]

Well we know what HE got for Christmas. 🤣

[@mkelpie3513]

Elmer

[@ilduce5874]

It’s all fun and games till someone loses an eye 😂

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@yasuke9317 A Red Ryder BB gun! Sweet! . Ow!

[@FutureChaosTV]

He used the Second Amendment against himself. Maybe he can do a repeat with the other eye.

[@lurklingX]

"even the partisan support was bi" 🤣 fantastic line ahahaa

[@CounterFleche]

What you did there, I see.

[@billwheeler3687]

Rhodes estranged wife said "It's the first time my husband ever faced consequences." I can't wait to hear that from Melania.

[@jamesdavis8731]

The difference is that Melania CHOOSES to stay where she is and she doesn't need to. She is greedy and as classless as her husband. Rhodes wife tried to get away from him.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Well, he did kinda face the consequences of mishandling his gun. Too bad that consequence was so small.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Wouldn't that be nice!

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

Touché

[@Karin_Allen]

Let's hope she finally feels free to speak her mind once he's locked away. God only knows how he's been keeping her quiet all this time.

[@JonBlondell]

Thank you Stephen, you and your writers are making a huge impact, Please keep it up!!!

[@melvynjamerson136]

Yup, America 🤞🇺🇸

[@steveng7174]

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

[@FoxMacLeod2501]

Pro dishwasher tip: if you don't pre-rinse, a huge power boost is to run the hot water in the sink closest to the dishwasher, until it's coming out nice and hot. This keeps the 'washer from starting off with cold water. Hot water breaks up oils and fats pretty well by itself, so it essentially makes the best possible use of the detergent by teaming up with it, where cold water just carries the detergent while it does all the work.

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

Another tip: if you live somewhere where ants or cockroaches are a problem rinse the dishes first or at least keep the dishwasher tightly closed.

[@kimberkimber0]

I don’t run the dishwasher every night. I definitely rinse before I load. I will try the hot water trick. Thanks

[@rathersane]

Two more tips from a lazy and single engineer: 1. Run the garbage disposal while you’re running the hot water before the wash. That’ll help the dishwasher to drain freely (learned that one the hard way). 2. If your dishwasher has a removable filter, rinse it frequently. That’s what catches what you didn’t wash off of your dishes beforehand.

[@FoxMacLeod2501]

@@rathersane Absolutely good stuff! I hadn't thought of the disposal, but then again I always run it any time much of anything goes into it, so's to not accidentally send a future obstruction down the drain. But I like that tip, partly because it seems like it'd be a good, easy-to-remember ritual to run the hot water, and take up part of the wait time with running the In-Sink-Erator.™ Thanks for adding to the knowledge!

[@rathersane]

@@FoxMacLeod2501 It’s all about keeping the flow at the rate the machine was optimized for 😉

[@susansingh1291]

The respect of marriage act also protected interracial marriages!! I wish they would talk about that more. I would really like to know mitch McConnells defense for voting against a protection of his own marriage just to spite same sex marriages

[@peterlongprong7521]

...USA is the melting pot of the world - its insane that such a vote would even come to the table, entirely ludicrious

[@cameronsitton501]

Bold of you to assume he HAS a defense.

[@darthsidious1959]

It just screams political football. They know they weren't going to win it, but it goes down with their base so well they can weaponise it.

[@unknowncitizen8192]

It is ironic that, Moscow Mitch McConnell, voted against the interracial marriage act; because, he is in a interracial marriage? What a bigot!

[@mattpierard]

There never was much of a ban on whites marrying Asians -- many guys brought back Korean war brides in the fifties. What's sad about this bill is that they had to tack on interracial marriage to get it passed. Obergefell has been challenged way more than Loving, and there's no way Clarence Thomas was going to make his own marriage illegal.

[@loriann1506]

Congratulations 🎊 DOJ on the conviction!!!! 😊

[@couragekarnga8735]

Keep 'em coming!

[@stephenbouchelle7706]

As much as I am drawn to the Herschel Walker train wreck, it’s kind of a shame I never hear Warnock and Georgia’s voice of normalcy.

[@WalterStahlhelm]

When did you first realize that you craved a black man deep in the steamy recesses of your bowels and blasting his man chowder all over your face?

[@shermanculbertson6244]

What would make me feel great is Trump going to prison.

[@y.r.9401]

He shouldn't have been allowed to run in the 1st place with all the fraud he has committed!

[@DaveT383]

I agree 100% - it would give moral and judicial credibility back to America. However, I am also 100% certain that Trump will never be put in prison. Neither will any of the vermin he sired. And that's because America's corruption is far too broad and deep. America is beyond saving, sadly.

[@couragekarnga8735]

You and me both!

[@lightning5273]

Never gonna happen

[@ginajones2328]

⚖️⚖️😭😭😭🌩️

[@richardunderwood3138]

Excellent monologue Stephen. Loved it

[@steveng7174]

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

[@rileymcphee9429]

It's insane how many people in our society we are simultaneously laughing at and afraid of.

[@steveng7174]

And Elon gets the last laugh...

[@jennywitkop8467]

Listening to Hershel yammer on makes me wonder about the voters in GA that they needed to have a runoff. Sheesh

[@tammyjohnson1927]

That's because the legislation in Georgia put a rule that any candidate must have 50% of the vote to win another way to gerrymander minority candidates.

[@rebeccamouyos3031]

Some Maga Retards. Will vote for a scarecrow!! If it has DTJ or Republican sign in front of it!!

[@amarbyrd2520]

@@JonathanMercure If you're looking down from Canada -- you *do* know about Doug Ford, yes?

[@JLee-rt6ve]

@@amarbyrd2520 He may act like a clown, but unlike Trump, he actually gets some things done and wins elections.

[@WalterStahlhelm]

Warnock is good. He's a genuine black guy.

[@shannonm1608]

Yas, Louis Cato and the Late Show Band! "Free Man in Paris" ! Great way to end a great monologue. 👏

[@Oooo-bi7bi]

I'm pleased that justice is being performed. Lives where lost.

[@WalterStahlhelm]

Where lost? There lost?

[@j.angelis6934]

Big shout out to the whole editing crew, really enjoying the change up in music on the play out at the end of the episode(s)! Keep up the good work, we love you guys!

[@sydposting]

It sounded kinda like Free Man in Paris by Joni Mitchell to me!

[@vanessawhitneypro]

"OOOPS-A-KARMA" will be in my vocabulary from now on...

[@chillier]

Great job!!! Keep me smiling 😊

[@susannablue]

You know what they say, "The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation."

[@oldmanbluntz]

We have Pat King in Canada. Similar mentality as Rhodes. Pat has a prosthetic leg. He lost it because he was a roofer, fell off a roof and messed up his leg, didn't seek medical attention, and ended up with the prosthetic leg. Just as embarrassing as Rhodes.

[@moniqueengleman873]

Hummm Almost. This dude Rhodes was a trained military man who supports the 2nd amendment and he has proven that guns don't hurt people.... Stoopid people with guns hurt people. God this is so ironic 🤣

[@oldmanbluntz]

@@moniqueengleman873 Pat is a pretendian (claims to be Indigineous and is not), was a founding member of the Wexit party (a political party with the core idea of having the western part of Canada separate from Canada), claims a military history (but are more lies), is very anti gun control, has spewed out an entire 20 minute long diatribe about how the white bloodline is the most superiour, and was a very visible part of and main organizer of the "freedom convoy" in Canada at the beginning of 2022. Similar, yes. But not in others. And yes, ironic we can debate who's the most RW numpty in our respective countries.

[@jeanneratterman]

Darwin award potential is strong with those two, as well with any who think that make good leaders. Those followers get the Lemming Award!

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Maybe if Pat King did 23 and me DNA tests will show they are related!😳

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Wait wait wait...dude didn't get medical attention in a country with free healthcare?! You people are missing that little fact which makes it oh so much worse...

[@JRoss-zxzx]

6:09 so, the former toddler in chief has to have constant supervision 😂

[@jessetorres8738]

3:43. Well, since the Democrats have maintained the Senate, here's hoping that President Biden gets the opportunity to nominate a 2nd Supreme Court Justice to replace either Thomas or Alito before the end of 2023 and decreasing the number of members of "The Legion Of Dumb."

[@tammyjohnson1927]

You know something the rest of us don't know somebody got a terminal illness. It's like a marriage death do us part with those two and the supreme Court.

[@babybaklavagus]

Pleasseeeee let it be Thomas lol but ideally both tbh!

[@goblinwisdom]

Why not add an extra also

[@alexandradaniele]

The only thing that would cause Alito or Thomas to retire would be ill health, I'm guessing.

[@cappiece3786]

Thomas's wife too lol

[@bettyveronica9880]

Damn. Herschel Walker sounded like he was the last guy trying comedy at an open mic night. You could literally hear the patrons talking and glasses clanking as they ignore him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jjwubs1638]

"So what's the deal with these walls, right? Right? Your house is made of walls, but people still get in. Then you build extra walls around your house, and people STILL get in. It's like they just don't respect your privacy! Then you get a dog, so that he can bite people coming in... turns out I got one of those non-bitey ones. "Yeah, his bark is worse then his bite" they say, well my dog does none of that. He sniffs, that's what he does. Sniffing and waggling. Oh, I'm telling you, people..."

[@lorettanericcio-bohlman567]

“Next up on the podium, give a warm welcome to an actual helmet denier”

[@lovedbysome5402]

I am so happy for the US for the vote to protect marriage equality! Congrats from CANADA!!!

[@laalaa99stl]

"They _can_ , however, question why you moved to FL." 😁

[@le_th_]

Can we just take a moment and appreciate how great Colbert's band is? I mean, we know the comedy is always spot on, so it's only fair to pay homage to the band, as well.

[@joeb4142]

In their previous incarnation they won an Emmy. High bar to clear!

[@danleblanc2321]

"Free Man in Paris" by Joni Mitchell on the outro.

[@dayegilharno4988]

:) 0:36 The two accords of "Jailhouse Rock" didn't get the love they deserved!

[@karllieck9064]

Yes, the band is super talented...I just can't stand the music they play. I suppose it's a matter of taste.

[@markb6295]

@@dayegilharno4988 Nice catch

[@davidgraham-parker]

"but they can question why they moved to Florida..." Love it!

[@mattsoreng3066]

I couldn’t be happier that my marriage will be recognized in the entirety of the United States

[@couragekarnga8735]

I am a black lesbian. I feel so validated right now!

[@sopanmcfadden276]

How is marriage freedom?

[@TheClairemyst]

IKR?! CONGRATS. OPA!!

[@WalterStahlhelm]

@@couragekarnga8735 🤣😂😅🤣😂

[@irmamarie52]

Sad thing is, it should never have been not recognized.

[@candicetruelove8164]

I Love You Stephen Colbert!!!

[@egyptnz27]

💯💯👑HE ONLY LOVES💜❤️💜💋🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯ME😇🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

I bet I love him more😃

[@goddessvision6001]

@@MayThereBeWorldPeace I'm in too

[@stephencoldbear]

You guys all have to get through Evie first.

[@bradleylambie6115]

This was the most positive monologue I’ve seen in a long time. ❤

[@steveng7174]

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

[@nychellebrewer]

The Lord says Hells yeah to the conviction of Stewart "Hold My Yale Law Degree" Rhodes.

[@rebeccamouyos3031]

If Yale has an ounce of integrity they will revoke his degree

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

@@rebeccamouyos3031 then Rick De Santis ' one too...

[@sharHu1010]

😂😂😂

[@latchkeykidfilmsLLC]

"Planned Parenthood reward points" the writers are slaying!! 💀😂🏆

[@istdochallesegal3427]

"...even the partisanship was bi!" is another example of your point

[@sopanmcfadden276]

Well seeing as black women are 3 times more likely to get an abortion than white women you can understand replacement theory better in a statistical analysis

[@WalterStahlhelm]

I used to be against abortion until I saw who was using it most. It's kinda like a voluntary Final Solution.

[@JohnDoe662002]

Amusing that the monologue transitioned from Walker not being a resident straight into Oz. Oz was only a resident because his wife's church in PA sold him a house, with the stipulation that the church gets first offer if he sells. The church literally allowed him to meddle in politics by giving him a temporary home to establish residency.

[@zenithriding]

I don't think I've ever missed a monologue and have definitely seen colbs go down to writer rabbit hole. love him beyond belief tho.💙♥️

[@baht.simpson]

Me too he’s my favorite late night monologue

[@ThePinkPeriodista]

Writer rabbit hole?

[@zenithriding]

@@ThePinkPeriodista 🕳️🐇

[@thomasflagg7209]

Why do we bother to listen to a pathological liar ever?

[@pakababy3710]

The others don't compare.

[@danielgehring7437]

I see what you did there, bass guitar player. Those first two notes of Jailhouse Rock made me laugh for an embarrassingly long amount of time.

[@akaimizu1]

It’s amazing how such a simple two notes, and the timing of them, is still so distinctive, to this day.

[@lizardog]

Perfection

[@peterslegers6121]

It was Louis. The first "tone" was made with two strings, and they didn't have the depth, the full timbre of the contrabass.

[@janelandry6584]

"They can question why you moved to Florida..." Perfect!

[@xionmemoria]

There's something very bittersweet about guaranteed marriage rights but "not bothering" when it's just the lives of women with pregnancy complications on the line.

[@coleengoodell7523]

Couldn't agree more.

[@M_SC]

They may have misunderstood and thought they were voting for keeping marriage man woman only

[@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282]

Yes!!!

[@gyroofthyme]

I don't know about "not bothering", Congress has been trying to put abortion rights into federal legislation for awhile, and they've held at least two votes on it since Dobbs. The majority vote just isn't there. But in good news, multiple states enshrined the right to abortion by referendum just this last election. Extremely swift response when it comes to American politics. And in Kansas, voters rejected a referendum that would restrict it. There's more to come for sure, people are absolutely 'bothering' to do something about it. Much more so (and much more quickly) than most other things wrong with the country.

[@dmelnick00]

Exactly. We need to stay focused and not let this distract from the ongoing fights either.

[@danielgregory3295]

The nice (?) thing about the Walker clips is that no editing is required! Just play them the way he said them!!😳🤣🤣

[@HungryLoki]

His "caricature" of a modern republican politician is so on point. I would love to go to any of his standups.

[@robertcooksey4510]

Yeah pretty funny, ,if you can look past Biden and fedderman😮

[@danielgregory3295]

@@robertcooksey4510 Fetterman

[@wirelesmike73]

"The Legion of Dumb" 🤣 That is soooo unbelievably accurate. Meanwhile, back at the Hall of "Just Us? 🥶Really?"👀

[@nonyabizness.original]

"build a wall they can get in but it would be hard to get out." 😳 was his next sentence "you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."? 😂

[@diazinth]

a Fritzel wall?

[@hotprints]

Wait…can have them rent a room. Kind of like a hotel. In California. And that’s how you’ll pay for the wall!

[@couragekarnga8735]

No. He's far too stupid to remember all those words in that exact order.

[@TheKleptix]

So he's telling them they can come in and stay forever? Oh, thanks, that's what we were planning to do 🤡

[@unknowncitizen8192]

@@hotprints Don't forget that he has a dog, ... "but the dog don't bite!" 🤗 Lol, hee, hee ...

[@0HARE]

Absolutely scathing monologue! Get ‘em, Stephen!

[@mackmomeyonline]

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[@steveng7174]

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

[@TrondBørgeKrokli]

I like the new outro of these clips. The new outro feels more comfortable and joyful at a different level. Thanks, team, good job.

[@baconsuspenders]

Oh no, Dr. Oz! It looks like we're not in Kansas... err, New Jersey... err, Pennsylvania anymore!

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's a good day for democracy and gay marriage! First the Oathkeepers, next Donald Trump!

[@justayoutuber1906]

And the "proud Boyz" (worst name ever)

[@staomruel]

I read that as Trump marrying the Oath Keepers.

[@cdvan6183]

God bless trump Tr🚽mp2024/great prisoner

[@sopanmcfadden276]

America is not a democracy

[@Marijuanifornia]

The Oathkeepers were okay to convict because they're unimportant low-hanging fruit. The US doesn't convict US Presidents, former or current. If the US convicted Presidents, every President would be in prison for crimes against humanity, including Saint Obama. That would ruin the myth of "American Exceptionalism" and hurt the economy, and money is all that anyone cares about.

[@MidgarMerc]

I think you'll find "the first time they've ever faced consequences" will be a recurring theme in these convictions.

[@miketufaro5915]

I met him when he had two eyes. He kept calling me a pussy because I never snuck a gun on a plane. I told him I don’t have anywhere to fly to but if he could fly his ass away from civilization I would be happy. My dad, the connection I had to Stewart, took a photo of us… his empty eye socket would make a great place to store valuables if any prisoner should need to know that.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

Wonder if they'll make it function as a glory hole 🤔

[@cc1k435]

Gross. And I do not doubt that's already been done before. 😉

[@miketufaro5915]

I meant for stuffing contraband in lol 😂 you guys are awesome. I mean I guess it can be used for both.

[@baknights14]

Hope he's a rick and Morty fan cuz he's gonna be hearing the phrase "give me my eyeholes" quite a lot in the joint.

[@mikeblair2594]

@@miketufaro5915 Man, I'm missing an eye also and that's the first thing I thought of too. Only its better to give than to receive.

[@TheDylls]

Same Sex Marriage was potentially on the line after an age old legal precedent that Justice Thomas cited when "overturning" Roe v. Wade, and that same legal precedent also stated that Same Sex Marriages may not be legal... The only TINY thing is, the exact same precedent finished by stating that Interracial Marriages should be/were illegal. Now why, oh why would Justice Thomas decide NOT to bring up that last little bit? Hmmmmm

[@nonyabizness.original]

cuz ginny would cut off his other... ?

[@axew3127]

7:18 if you look at the work experience, it says honorary deputy sheriff! 😂😂😂

[@baconsuspenders]

Well team... it sure was a long Rhode... but it ended at the federal penitentiary. :)

[@laalaa99stl]

"Nazis are a lot like cats: If they like you, it's probably because you're feeding them." --John Oliver

[@couragekarnga8735]

I love that British parrot!

[@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively]

Brilliant. Thank you.

[@sarahappleby1800]

Hey hey hey, it's also because we clean up their shit.

[@StriderZessei]

@@couragekarnga8735 spider fingers and all!

[@djpoopypants4741]

Hey!

[@louiebee6745]

Excellent monologue AND gets played out to Free Man In Paris! How cool is THAT?!👍👍

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

The wife saying "This is the first time he's ever faced consequences" is just amazing. I believe it. Jan 6 is like Waco and the Oregon Standoff. White men flailed at consequences, got beaten, and quietly went home to accept their sentencing.

[@carrollsanders9376]

Rhodes and other Oath Keepers are Oklahoma City Bombing Conspiracy theorists, they are devout followers of Russian useful idiot Alex Jones!

[@wobblintop8094]

Nobody quietly went home in Waco.

[@pocketheart1450]

I don't want to defend the piece of shit but he was disbarred, so to be honest I'd say this is the second time he's faced consequences.

[@coyoteclockworkstudios3140]

@@wobblintop8094 Nobody won in Waco, either. Lest we forget: the white men being oppressed unfairly by the government were cultists and rapists. I call it The Waco Test when I ask "Where does BLM fall on that spectrum?"

[@carrollsanders9376]

@@wobblintop8094 nope they all won Darwin awards.

[@sandytrunks]

@0:36 Once again Lewis is on it. I heard the opening chords of "Jail House Rock". 👍🏼

[@bwell6941]

Best monologue to date!😂😂

[@baknights14]

If you have them on the seditious conspiracy charge now treason isn't that much of a reach now. Go for it there's more justice that could be dealt out! Also i hope he's a rick and morty fan, because he's probably gonna be hearing "Give me my eyehole" from someone in that prison.

[@donaldsmith7824]

Niether is polititions bullshitting or insider trading.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

See, thing is, the founders of this country were particularly salty about how Ye Olde Empire kept throwing the word 'treason' around like the ball Walker likes throwing to anyone but his own kids. So they made treason a super specific thing under this country's definition. So, while most wouldn't consider sedition to be very far from treason, the founders placed six feet of tungsten carbide between 'em. We'll have to be okay with just the seditious conspiracy charges. By all means, petition to have the definition broadened to not require active war, but it can't change how past actions are tried or convicted.

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

I believe treason is aiding enemies, not an act of rebellion. That's what sedition is.

[@sparkysmalarkey]

@@AlexandarHullRichter Aiding a government who has formally declared war against the U.S. is treason, aiding a group of U.S. Citizens who has informally declared war is sedition. Treason actually requires courage, sedition is pure cowardice. imo of course.

[@AlexandarHullRichter]

@@sparkysmalarkey I would think that depends on what government the potential traitors want to support. It could be courageous or absolute cowardice, depending on the specific circumstances. Supporting the British during the war of 1812 would probably have been more cowardice than courage. Supporting Cuba during the Spanish-American war would probably have been a more courageous thing, for someone willing to commit treason, of course. Also, don't forget: if we had lost the revolution, it would have been called sedition. As things are, I don't think many would call the Founding Fathers cowards, but I definitely think the Jan. 6 idiots were total cowards for their idiotic sedition.

[@AndiDuck]

“It will take time to restore chaos” - George W. Bush

[@Ominousheat]

Thanks Mr Colbert for recognising people who are "out there".

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

I am so happy that they passed the respect for marriage act. This is a big deal to protect the LGBTQIA community and to protect interracial marriage. This is the biggest win in the country ever since 2015. So happy🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[@cc1k435]

And it's about time! Hope they get a few more things done before the end of December. 😊

[@couragekarnga8735]

Better late than never, I suppose.

[@kellyb1420]

Agreed they need us more then ever right now 🌈

[@mrhax4464]

I’m a straight white guy in Australia, and even I felt relieved to hear this.

[@kellyb1420]

@@mrhax4464 wow really I thought Aussie loved Trump and his right wing MAGA freaks that want to destroy all Gay, Bi, trans? Awesome thanks 🙏

[@yurielcundangan9090]

I Gotta love Dr.Colbert. its nice too see someone stick on their own Value

[@indigowolf556]

Great monologue 🤣😆

[@johnhopkins6260]

Conviction is only the first step... sentencing is a whole 'nother smoke.

[@user-ii3vn8tn3q]

And then NOT letting them out ‘mercifully’

[@snatermans]

Congratulations on that verdict! New hope for your democracy.

[@standoughope]

Colbert has such good delivery!

[@steveng7174]

I can't wait for his mono on the Hunter Biden thing with Twit and the DNC, good times ahead!

[@bipolarminddroppings]

I didn't think I'd ever hear a grown adult that couldn't finish a thought worse than Trump, but then along came Hershal Walker...

[@justayoutuber1906]

G. W. Bush was pretty bad too

[@jessstuart7495]

"Vampires is really cool" is a complete thought. Credit where credit is due. Ha!

[@alexandradaniele]

@@justayoutuber1906 W certainly made quite a few gaffes, but Herschel is in a class by himself.

[@morpheus2573]

Correction. He’s not a “grown man.” He’s a “groan man.”

[@nweerahaweera6641]

Always great show! From time to time, could you please show that ban members laughing? I want to laugh with them! Very nice crew right there!

[@JaydragonM]

F YEAH some kind of true accountability. A MAX of 60 years sucks tho. It should be a MIN of 60 years.

[@DuchessofEarlGrey]

Guess they will only hang onto his corpse for so long.

[@captvalstrax]

I can feel the IQ points falling away when I hear Herschel Walker speak.

[@charityquill4965]

It's almost sad, it's like a child's babbling. I'm wondering if he was always like that or if multiple concussions from football scrambled his brains really badly

[@bernardwalden6884]

MUST PRE RINSE DISHES!! It's a thing. Gosh this band is Solid!!! ❤️❤️❤️✌️

[@ootvtoo6677]

in the words of Chappelle "Walker is observably stupid" lmao 🤣

[@9erner]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@seraphonica]

I'm so glad they finally decided that they needed to hire a babysitter for little Donnie. About time!

[@whaghht]

He won't heed any advice. And the babysitter will be just one of his like-minded cronies anyway.

[@steveng7174]

I hope Biden gets another term so the Easter bunny can keep its job!

[@WalterStahlhelm]

@@steveng7174 Biden is the second coming of The Chosen 0ne. I hope his blessings are showered all over you.

[@Art4ArtsSakeVideo]

Possibly one of the all-time best summaries of our delusional times. Thanks, Stephen, for lightening an otherwise dismal day. I did spit up my martini over "goose-steps like a Nazi", but I forgive you...

[@jackharrison7613]

Whenever Herschel talks, the subtitles come on my screen. Even my TV does not understand him.

[@bleu8678]

Trump having to have a baby sitter at 77 is hilarious. He really plays the part because of his diapers.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Not so funny when you remember that he was once in charge of our nukes...

[@SeansModelBuilds2017]

@@couragekarnga8735 And may be again.😬

[@lizardog]

@@SeansModelBuilds2017 The only good thing I can ascribe to the shambolic 45th "acting" POTUS is that he motivated a large number of Americans to vote. And vote we did to make sure he didn't get re-elected. We can do it again.

[@SeansModelBuilds2017]

@@lizardog As Obama would say: "Yes we can."😁

[@lizardog]

@@SeansModelBuilds2017 LOL I thought that was Sammy Davis Jr.

[@kennethherbert267]

I heartily approve of using Joni Mitchell’s “Free Man in Paris” as you’re outro music! ❤

[@davemccutcheon9053]

5 people died, Manslaughter charges are called for against all insurectionest organizers, at a minimum.

[@waltonsimons12]

I'm wondering if felony murder would be applicable to those deaths.

[@MayThereBeWorldPeace]

Time to walk the plank And face the sharks Patch eye. Arrrghhhh!

[@phoenixfive4091]

The long arm of justice can be swift after all. Cheers to the conviction of their “fearless leader “🥂🥂

[@alansmitheejr-g2q]

Buddhist monks reaching for religous ecstasy now has a whole new meaning.

[@johnmaki3046]

I am always amazed that Hershel Walker's voice doesn't echo when you consider the vast emptiness of his skull.

[@darrellcook8253]

Built in reverb and no volume controls. Hershey is unfit for office because he's confused and his time will be spent endlessly campaigning because he won't be able to do that job and his resultant guilt drives the endless campaigning. Endless campaigning is not the job. donald tramp larned us that lesson - hopefully. Hero worshipping is not what America and Americans need. We need people who won't turn their jobs into the Hollywood shitshow. I'm sick and tired of these clowns not earning their jobs and stealing money. NO PENSIONS FOR MILLIONAIRES, WE DON'T NEED TO WASTE OUR INCOME ON THEIR INCOMES. Time for a tax revolt.

[@helenaHandbasqet]

I think the clapper's broken in that bell.

[@johnmaki3046]

@@helenaHandbasqet YUP!

[@johnmaki3046]

@@darrellcook8253 I WOULD "elect" H. Walker to crawl under my mobile home for "pipe monitor". This is the ONLY position this "person" CAN POSSIBLY FULFILL!

[@Juschillin2024]

🤣 🤣 🤣 I pre-rinse! I also voted for Senator Warnock on Tuesday!

[@silverdragon4344]

My therapist asked me how I could take care of myself. What could I do to bring a little joy in my life. I said "Listen to Herschal Walker give a speech?"🤣🤣

[@steveng7174]

If you want to be left in stitches listen to KJP sometime, what a clown speaking for one.

[@curlygurl1263]

Yes you do clap when evil gets their deserts!

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Desserts. But yes, we should clap when karma affects a-holes

[@tammyjohnson1927]

👏👏👏

[@SeansModelBuilds2017]

Justice Desserts.

[@boarder6246]

Defense of marriage act being repealed is awesome! I didn’t know that happened

[@robertcowan7610]

Lol. I dig the name Mr. SamWize Ganji, 😂!

[@boarder6246]

​@@robertcowan7610 Dankx=]

[@michaelharding675]

Rhodes conviction was a real eye opener

[@brushfuse]

At least consequences still exist, even if they're horribly delayed.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Better late than never, my friend.