STOP Wasting WATER = 'go green' (in the bathroom!)

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[@Hannah-kk7wp]

this has strong immigrant parent energy

[@ariellelionessofYah]

Had a coughing fit from laughing so hard🤣

[@lunawalker6648]

Was It was when he enacted the girl getting pregnant on a toilet seat? I fell out of my chair.

[@potato6815]

Man how is your youtube not in the millions subscriber you are funny

[@burale100]

I was just wondering the same thing! 😁

[@loverofthewordofgod4156]

I know. He has ruined it for me watching any other.

[@franklind.roosevelt3984]

Because he’s Republican. I am Democrat but I find him genuinely funny

[@DeetsterB]

@@franklind.roosevelt3984 LOL!

[@jaypritchett6846]

Because no one can find him!!! 😣 it’s hard to find good comedy now!!!

[@OffbeatWorlds]

I've never understood the whole "turning on the faucet so people can't tell I'm peeing" thing, like you're in the bathroom, what exactly is everyone else going to think you're doing in there if not peeing?? Everyone pees!

[@RayWolver]

thats more related to social presentation and anxiety issues some people face. Some even have severe physiological blockage issues ie they cant urinate if they are aware there is someone else in the communal washroom as them. And if we go with the evolutionary perspective then well when you're defecating, peeing or bathing, or even having sex, thats when you're at your 'vulnerable' and can't defend yourself well against any 'attacks' hence the need for privacy, and a safety shell

[@Visforelvenshireling]

And then there's Japan, where you can press a button and it will play the sound of running water so you save water, (whilst using extra electricity), thus masking your sound.

[@omerfawadrauf7369]

I turn on background water noise on my phone. It’s to prevent others to hear the sounds of your primal activity. It’s like you try not to chew loud in front of others. Even though everyone knows what chewing sounds like. And you’re supposed to chew your food. Hope that helps.

[@genevagardner2876]

When it comes to people not actually hearing you pee, I’d prefer they heard me pee otherwise they might think I’m there for something else 💩

[@mortenlarsen7220]

@@RayWolver Then there is me that piss or shit with an open door, i really do not feel like its a vulnerable spot if anyone attacks i can piss on them or throw shit at them and then hit them.

[@JosephAraza]

What a fun life to see things from your lenses. And even more fun for sharing it with us. Way to go Mr Designer muscles 💪🏼

[@cloner5083]

This is soooo accurate I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RunnerAdonisThunder]

You're the best half Persian comedian I have ever heard

[@AudraT]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry LOL

[@loverofthewordofgod4156]

So real.

[@alexandriahunt6058]

I don't mind the sound of my pee, but the sound of poop... It's a little awkward 😖 Back in middle school, girls would bang on a stall door going: "Oh, you going poo-poo? 😼 You making a stinky?" I'm a grown adult now and I'm still scared of someone randomly confronting me like that 😅

[@gangapoornima]

you just say yes, very proudly !! like a real mammal with a high functioning bowel system !!!! i eat a lot of veggies, a lot, im not vegan, i am vegetarian, but also i feel good when i eat a lot of veggies and that means i poop a lot....a lot....and i aint hinding it no more, i juts poo proudly , sometimes i do flush twice, so it wont get clogged, i sometimes do use a lot paper for wiping, maybe too much, thats not very green, i do leave the toilet clean. i always check.

[@asuka813]

Yeegawds public school sounds traumatizing

[@analozada9475]

I only put paper on the toilet when I have to sit on it even if it looks clean. You never know who has what. Lol 🙈😝

[@AzerinaM]

Or who peed on the seat before you! 😱😱😱

[@aadilnazir4115]

How in the hell can you be so insanely funny 😂🤣😂😂 and I'm just amazed to see that you should already have like a billion subscribers.

[@Jinok76]

“Demand a Fresh Bowl of Water”. 😅😂

[@amylomas7484]

Ladies... I have a life hack for y'all, honestly works a treat. Chuck some toilet paper on the surface of the water and BAM, no 'pee pee' sound! You're welcome

[@stevetaranto6732]

The poor drainage system is gonna get clogged up 😅

[@petrathorsty3833]

I do this too!!! Also, you can just angle it more towards the bowl to stop it splashing when it hits the water 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@leveljoe]

As if everyone is hanging on your every action? Just urinate, no one cares...

[@newera478]

So you want to kill even more trees just to cover the pee-pee sound? Good lord...

[@asuka813]

The benefits of peeing in the water when someone else has already peed and left toilet paper so you don't have to add extra 😂

[@rimjhimnigam3330]

Omg haha I am glad I found K-von' s channel. ❤😂

[@tappedout300xc]

That's a great routine. Love it!

[@alexandrexerinda4902]

🤣🤣🤣 I died laughing.

[@PudgyCurmudgeon]

The paper on the toilet is commonly known as "The Ass Gasket". It makes a real nice tight seal. 😁

[@fatimaamely]

Ok one question how do you know these dark ladies secrets. Did you visit ladyleaks🤔🤣 no pun intended

[@DiBaozi]

I believe he's got a wife who share these lady land secrets

[@leveljoe]

If no man has ever seen you pee, you have obviously been single your whole life.

[@leveljoe]

...or you are a lesbian and don't know how the majority of us live. I should have thought about that possibility before my first comment.

[@DeetsterB]

@@DiBaozi he’s single.

[@DeetsterB]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am so looking forward to seeing you at a live show!🤣🤣

[@kvoncomedy]

Yuppp

[@PatientPerspective]

Fact/tip. Did you know we got got the "not sitting on the toilet" during the early 1990s anthrax scare? They said people were catching it from germs in restrooms, so like COVID, we rushed to get toilet paper.

[@kimchianthony]

🤣 you JUST solved the splatter mystery!

[@ja6368]

Oh, so true😝🙉

[@christinececiliamahirwe5086]

I've never!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@neuro1996]

Not just funny but also true XD what have we become! Water prices are going up they want ppl to stop abusing it but again the toilet get flushed even more now a day

[@arashaghakhani25]

We're going green baby🤣🤣

[@mariand9134]

You are great 👍

[@avayu2289]

So true, but Kvon, that toilet flush plume expand outwards up to 6 feet….😂 You won’t die, but then again if a viral bacteria is in the plume, then there is gonna be illness or worse…..😅

[@Nicosdayinthelife]

finally, how did I not know about you, I been on KZbin since the beginning

[@kvoncomedy]

Heyyyy

[@Nicosdayinthelife]

@@kvoncomedy you haven't been uploading or what??

[@zariDari]

Ja ja you are fucking funny man 😂

[@hilenijoseph8496]

Lol.. I’m in Africa and it’s the same

[@Edward4Plantagenet]

My favourite comedian 😍😍

[@ajithalakshmias1141]

So funny🤣

[@jameshester3831]

If it yellow let it mellow if it's brown flush it down

[@briseboy]

. . . until it's jello. If it's brown, late stage kidney disease. You have a few days to months.

[@goddessfilms4380]

I never use toilet paper but sometimes I do hover. Gas stations are gross

[@jonathanrobinson913]

You're god damn funny😂 compare persian toilets and western ones

[@sc2008]

Amen!

[@ehsant5974]

It was exactly what is called toilet joke😂

[@drawingonthemoon]

This is hilarious!

[@Mandi2727]

Omg lol

[@mk3ferret]

Don't double stack your dumps

[@fallon7616]

😂😂😂😂

[@PatchesTanxHoney]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@earthstar2493]

The worst is having someone else's pee-pee splash into your lady parts while having a go. YOU BETTER BELIEVE I FLUSH BEFORE I SQUAT!!

[@Truth15freedom]

In kindergarten my friend said you have to flush because if two people's peepee mixed together it could explode. I had to test that theory right away.

[@JJ-in3bc]

hahahahahahaha pee by sonar! fact!!!

[@EricT3769]

That’s hilarious 😂.

[@genevagardner2876]

Love it ❤️

[@maretayoussef7825]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@Annoyedtaurus]

😂...but honestly the paper is supposed to stop stds🤦...best to hover and stay clean

[@daviecompton8539]

Kind of like the masks during covid? Uhum?

[@avayu2289]

🤣🤣

[@arsenalmanic]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 !!!!

[@akshaychiluka5945]

Yo I'm peeing while watching this video 😂😂😂

[@simplyredislandgirl]

That was disgusting comedy!😀 I did not know whether to laugh or to be scorn!😱😂 Shout out from Barbados!😎👍

[@vatoloco1776]

😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅

[@Mandi2727]

You remind of a hott Seinfeld ha

[@kvoncomedy]

single? looking for a MAGurl!

[@Mandi2727]

@@kvoncomedy haha I am, actually :-)

[@kvoncomedy]

Wellllll hello there 🙋‍♂️ insta @KvonComedy 🇺🇸

[@kvoncomedy]

Then u have to email 👏 www.Kvon.tv

[@d-shiri]

Are you in Netflix?

[@harrybaker4244]

🇺🇸🤠👍

[@ladylestranj]

PMSL

[@msk-qp6fn]

I always say, it's biologically and societally expensive to be a woman/female. I know this is not the point of the skit, but for example, we need sanitary pads and that's both expensive and non eco friendly. And about covering the toilet with tissue paper, I never thought it was necessay as kid, but I was taught that we had to because it's more sanitary that way when I was old enough to step foot out of my home and use the public toilet. Then there was this one time I did not cover the toilet with paper because it was about to blow and I joked about it and the judgemental looks I got for being unhygienic was ridiculous.

[@mariankeller5852]

I had 3 boys and their Dad..I hung a sign in the main bathroom that said. " I aim to please..You aim too please "....I thought it was funny..the boys and they're Dad?.....not so much. 😏🤭😄😁🤣

[@FullyYoked]

There's a reason bidays haven't taken off in the USA, I don't know what it is but there must be a reason...

[@briseboy]

Bidets don't fly. Flies fly, often after males who use paper.

[@eatMY455]

Damn dude, how is 99⁹% of your material gold?

[@karronpitman6368]

LOL love the pee pee video. Just one question, how do you know women hover??? Huh, how do you know??? Huh?

[@kvoncomedy]

Look at their legs

[@ettaholmes7526]

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[@daviecompton8539]

Wth? Turn off your spell checker

[@asuka813]

Well as a female who grew up in the woods with an outhouse, I learned long ago to just perch on the toilet 😂 Someone else's pee is definitely the least gross thing I have seen in such circumstances so whatever.

[@briseboy]

You were alright. Go where the warn you, "first look under the seat for redbacks."

[@daviecompton8539]

Amen. Black widow spiders.

[@pvkk85]

Low flow toilets was a very green invention, now it can take 2 to 3 flushes instead of 1 to get it all, genius.

[@briseboy]

You purchased the wrong kind. Lowflows go: "BAM!" and work 4x faster than the slipping rubber cap old style, which HAS to be flushed more than once in rains here in PNW.

[@turkeyman631]

@@briseboyNo, you dont have a lowflow then

[@angelaknox]

My landlord doesn't give a damn about water, my bathtub leaks non stop and he wont fix it 😣

[@akshrajinee8395]

At 2:03, he's so damn correct, I don't like people knowing my washroom business when I'm not at my house, it's kinda awkward for me, so when I flush I open the sink tap to cover up the noise 😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gibbysrandomvids4794]

What’s the point?

[@efrensandoval3435]

You know your good with lights off 1 foot away with seat down. Bingo. Water and not a drop on seat. Later to realize you dribbling all over your boxer shorts 😂😂😝😛😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸😎🇺🇸🇺🇸AMERICAN PATRIOT 4EVER

[@briseboy]

Hope Pat's Rot has cleared up. Get tested for Leprosy.

[@AzerinaM]

Why yes, you do use sonar.. but, you’re not bats and you miss, and whoooo has to clean that up? Oh! The lady, in the middle of the night when she sits in it! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 which is why we use the paper.. 😂🤣😂🤣

[@ludaracroatia6320]

New video new water

[@kvoncomedy]

New water who dis?

[@ludaracroatia6320]

@@kvoncomedy ide gas

[@monstermaker181]

I spent two months in China, we live in bathroom PARADISE 😂🙏🏼

[@briseboy]

Japan, ceasing deforestation back in the 1600s, discovered TP, after WW2 I think, and are major supporters of Kimberley Clark, stripping the living Canada Boreal forest. North Ontario and BC have vast tracts of deforested land now.8 billion wipes a day, and women use it for their 7x urinations daily.

[@bibipersian7396]

OMG 😂🤦‍♂️🤭 I love you so much!

[@ettaholmes7526]

The rightful crow coincidentally call because capital approximately welcome below a charming geese. common, direful balloon

[@turkeyman631]

Going green with toilets should be called going brown, because you aint getting rid of all your feces with a flush lol.

[@cmcd1008]

If there's a spot on the side of the bowl, we try to wash it off with our internally carried water. That one's yours for free, buddy.

[@adamt276]

So true!!!! hahahahahahahahaha

[@lisa-ou7ce]

Love from persian!

[@leveljoe]

We all know Persian means Iranian...

[@blotzkrog]

keyvaan youre a freakin genius im roflllllllllll LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@justinkase9345]

Ha!

[@amysanchez3699]

We only have one toilet in our apartment. If my husband is in there, I go get my secret bucket off the balcony and hover. I thought it was my little secret but one time I was screaming PLEASE HURRY UP and he screamed back USE YOUR BUCKET! but there had been a storm and my bucket had flown off the balcony so I just laid in the fetal position in front of the bathroom door until he came out and when he almost stomped me coming out I just whimpered "my bucket is gone" and that's when I knew the honeymoon period of our marriage was over.

[@rabeeajamil6165]

UNDERRRAAATTTEDD

[@lunawalker6648]

I'm guilty. I turn on the water and I hover. I can never quite get the paper to stay in place.

[@PatchesTanxHoney]

More water to cover the water......🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zloyburger7641]

The noisy pilot separately smile because lotion subcellularly regret as a lean baseball. attractive, savory sparrow

[@rockclementson2336]

Way beyond true! Lol