The Girl Defined Book Killed My Last Brain Cell | Part 2

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[@biancam.5864]

proverbs says the ideal biblical woman is a cottage core lesbian

[@gwendalynnwatkins1296]

I agree, but please explain

[@acek2016]

Yes please explain

[@25offcds62]

God stans cottage core lesbians

[@Joyride37]

It’s been a hot minute since I read proverbs, but the general gist in Proverbs 31 is that a strong, ideal woman is one who is wise, makes good business decisions and purchases and sales, builds her own house, provides for her family, holds land, crafts goods and works with tools, and cares for the poor and needy.

[@sunnysamaroo7610]

as an actual christian cottagcore lesbian, yes i support this message

[@Espenfalls]

Girl defined: Where nothing is actually defined, or makes sense.

[@insertnamehere1983]

Of all the things Girl Defined have done, defining girls is the thing they're the worst at

[@ewwpoorpeople5684]

Girl defined: Where nothing is actually defined, and the girls more resemble paintings of women than actual women.

[@e.e.y.1803]

Proof that girls dont make sense

[@FiSH-iSH]

@@ewwpoorpeople5684 not paintings of women, no... paintings of *household plants.*

[@JeddtheJedi]

Like the rules in Whose Line is It Anyway

[@audoldends6799]

“I think my girlfriend is the one being a good biblical wife. She’s out there making eggplant dip and I’m in here being a goblin on the internet” the gayest sentence I, a known gay, have ever heard

[@mishka7240]

"Being a goblin on the internet" yeah sounds like my gf... but she also cooks... so all i do is contribute Gay Panic and hugs i guess

[@-so4im]

Ah yes, eating Baba Ganoush = Biblical. Lol

[@ratt_4359]

My life goal tbh.

[@helloimarabbit4083]

Same tho.

[@PetitPoneyArcEnCiel]

the only two genders !

[@metademetra]

"Aladdin brainwashed me into thinking I need a perfect prince" That's all fine and good, but an entire plotline in Aladdin is that Jasmine does not respect Aladdin when he's the prince. Because she can tell it's fake. Aladdin doesn't get the girl until he admits he's a street rat. The entire movie is about a dude realizing he doesn't need to be a perfect prince to feel self worth. Like for fuck sake, if they can't even see very simple themes present in a Disney movie, their critical thinking skills must be garbage

[@kaitlin9288]

Fun fact: a GD video exists where Bethany flat out states that she doesn't like thinking for herself and just wants the Bible to "tell her what to do", so you're right, their critical thinking skills are borderline non-existent lmao

[@eclecticwitch4515]

@@kaitlin9288 please link lmao

[@eclecticwitch4515]

@Margaret Gibbs omfg thats the EXACT OPPOSITE of the film, that kills me

[@kaitlin9288]

@@eclecticwitch4515 a month late but here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaGmpqt_oKZnb6c I'm not linking the original because I can't bring myself to click on any of their videos, but she says it in this Trixie video

[@dmas7749]

it's been forever since i seen aladdin and i knew this, was gonna comment if you hadn't

[@zanek2005]

“Soon she will be longified” and that my friends is gods design

[@chomp4577]

*L O N G F U R B I E S*

[@olywilleventuallyanimate9646]

Primary Nightsky the ideal body: łøñg fürbÿ or a worm off the string

[@zanek2005]

Oly Will Eventually Animate One day I strive to combine the two, but for now I do not hold such power

[@spiders4877]

Indeed

[@olivialanc9035]

Precisely!

[@miadonahue7117]

"considers a field and buys it" wow I had no idea christianity was so into cottagecore

[@pyraffin]

I had no idea women had the right to buy land in the first place. Her deciding to buy land isn't very womanly, that's a man's job. Smh crazy lady going out and doing things without her husband's permission 😤😤😤

[@glutenfurbalicious8626]

@@pyraffin smh my head

[@kittycatrina1861]

@@glutenfurbalicious8626 'mh' covers the 'my head' part

[@chloejones7442]

PasteLKenꞲa1L shaking mh my head s

[@wingedyera]

You joke, but they super are. In fact it's kind of annoying as an atheist who likes cottagecore to see all the tradfem tags on the aesthetic things I like. The tradfem group would be ok if it was all about personal choice but a lot of them want it to be a life style for every woman and I think it's scary.

[@signalings]

“Battle against our flesh” just sounds like being trans

[@aqua1009]

Some have won the battle against the teets and have yeeted them. I however am yet to emerge victorious.

[@skele3620]

Aqua 100 you shall succeed!

[@niko3993]

That got real too quick. Sadly my flesh is gonna fucking lose.

[@ClosetDemon]

sounds right

[@pixiesh1850]

If only I was old enough for tiddy riddy

[@Heyhowdyhi]

Girl defined: “I was brainwashed by Aladdin to think that my husband would be a perfect prince” Aladdin: *literally a story about a homeless dude who steals stuff*

[@MellowJelly]

LOL it's true

[@UnorthodoxSoundwave.]

Translation: "I never actually watched Aladdin and made nonsense up to fit my point"

[@DerpyLaron]

I mean look these are the kind of people who think Trump and Cruz are good chritians. I would not be suprised if they legit think stealing is cool.

[@MT-lk7qt]

If you got that from Aladdin, that's on you, Kristen

[@phantomdriver2010]

The whole point of the movie is how Aladdin isn't perfect

[@annawesometheflameingpikac3688]

Girl defined turned their submission kink into a lifestyle hsgsgsgsfdfsfsd

[@dokidoki6927]

I can practically SMELL their degradation kink

[@Joe-ou1iw]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[@wishtopublish]

"Oh *yes* Josiah, give me the directions to our marital chambers, spread me open like you spread open the Bible, and get to know me biblically 🔥🔥🔥😘😘😘"

[@paridhikhare551]

Yeesh so that’s what it is, those two don’t even know how kinky they are

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

These last two videos are the first I've heard of these two, but it would be hilarious if someone told them this and could capture their reaction.

[@fbrodie7428]

If my husband isn’t a woman he’s not good enough for me 😤😤😤

[@21phandomsatthedisco29]

F Brodie ugh same😤

[@mintcondition7789]

Can’t stand these male husbands!!! 😠😠😠😤😤😡😠😡😡

[@thefunnyman8073]

As a male husband, PERIODTTTT

[@abbyzoetewey538]

This is primo content

[@thefunnyman8073]

wait im not a husband im 16

[@jojojojo-lk8cs]

they speak a lot about humility for people who unironically inserted an "and everyone clapped" story in their book

[@tealOmega980]

And that ball's name? Albert Einstein.

[@tealOmega980]

@hugo zubiria OK time out. What I'm going to say is going to sound really wierd if you're not seeing the same thing I am, but have we swapped comment chains? Also the original comment chain is nowhere to be found.

[@tealOmega980]

@hugo zubiria Well, I'm going to take that as a sign that I should tap out. Hugo, your grammar is abysmal, your punctuation and capitalization unreasonable, and I spent 20+ comments back and forth just to understand what you were saying and still haven't a single clue what your grudge against gay people adopting is. Nevertheless it's been a pleasant evening's chat with you.

[@Gabi-tp7fz]

Kurtis Conner?

[@tealOmega980]

@hugo zubiria Oh my god. Dude. We finished this argument with a stalemate literally 20hrs ago. This is the last time I will speak to you. Please stop messaging me, because either way I'm not reading it.

[@robynspengler3078]

So, my cat was sleeping and she put her head on my laptop, right over the speaker. I thought it was unintentional, so I scooted my laptop out of her way, so she could more comfortably take up 3/4 of the entire bed, but she moved again to put the side of her face on the speaker. So my cat super likes your voice, and I thought you should know that.

[@FiSH-iSH]

pfft speaking of cats my cat is sitting on me too

[@randomopotato]

Awwww, that's pretty sweet

[@bullepingouin435]

Maybe your cat want to be a biblical cat

[@elizabethsmith7224]

Awww

[@bdaarmy9736]

@@FiSH-iSH Why'd I read that as shiting on me...

[@olliethebum3430]

I would not marry someone who considered a marriage with me to be “self-sacrifice”

[@maggots7131]

I think they’re really interpreting this wrong I think it means more that love is hard and sometimes people have to make sacrifices but the difference is it shouldn’t be detrimental to you don’t destroy yourself to lift the other up but instead when needed make little sacrifices so that you both can be happy like if your partner is feeling down instead of watching the movie you wanted you watch the one they wanted things like that yknow

[@elanorpuppydoggowoofles2147]

@Carly J They act like marriage is torture :/

[@rhino8817]

@@elanorpuppydoggowoofles2147 with the way they got married, it seems like it

[@elanorpuppydoggowoofles2147]

@Rhino 88 They legit need to "mentally and emotionally prepare for s e x" I'm sorry what?

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@elanorpuppydoggowoofles2147 It is torture, for some people. lol Especially people who are young, stupid and don't bother to wait. lol Or forced/arranged marriages; They don't sound like a good marriage either. Then again, I'm a 25 year old shut in and a virgin. xD Though, I chose not to have sex, because I'm not ready and I'm waiting to find a girlfriend, instead of fantasising about my fictional waifus. lol Still, I can't say I get Girl Defined. They seem very out of touch with reality and out of touch with how people actually are. They have a completely made up reality for themselves. They're beyond help at this point. Lmao!

[@AriKnits]

"Our ankles are only for Jesus" sounds like something a Victorian lady would say to get some dude to back off, and I love it.

[@fuckwit107]

Imagine - a Victorian lesbian couple saying this to annoying men and giggling behind their backs

[@shinymetagross1666]

@@fuckwit107 No don't. They will be burned for witchcraft if they do that. They should wait until the others are gone and *then* they can giggle.

[@wallylamamaggie]

i am so telling the zero people that will hit on me that line

[@cordeliajackson8615]

wh ut I fully accept this. This is historically accurate now and no one can stop me.

[@rat3905]

Just replace "Jesus" with "Sangwoo" and you have a group of Killing Stalking fans.

[@SugaMot]

They talk about a man who contributes nothing to a relationship and his wife resents him for it yet tweedle dee and tweedle dum still put the blame on the woman for this smh

[@undefinedgirl8974]

This becomes even funnier, if you know their mother's name is Heidi

[@adriannethornheart8516]

undefined girl That...explains a lot

[@emiliew5553]

undefined girl your username is perfect

[@emilyklos8702]

*tweedledumb and tweedledumber

[@johnatandelacuso4174]

Wife bad. Husband cranky. Boomer go ha ha

[@gunmadonna]

these ad placements are perfect. "a woman named sarah, who dates a lot of guys but is constantly getting broken up with. and she decides -" "GET THREE ONE TOPPING PIZZAS FOR 17.99"

[@FiSH-iSH]

agreed.

[@lclane5256]

Well. I approve Sarah's choice. 3 pizzas for $18 is a good deal! 👍

[@theparrot6516]

@@lclane5256 1 pizza for 6 dollars is not a good deal lol

[@SlightlyUnSalted]

"I've got a cure for your blues"

[@megb7715]

Reasonable solution

[@dragondahl3828]

"Society pushes unfair standards for women. Therefore, you should join or cult with a different set of impossible standards for women."

[@dragondahl3828]

@gay AF why half-ass something when you can do it hardcore?

[@dontletthedemonsoutofyourb692]

@gay AF "big old book said men stronk so we're believing it blindly hurr durr" is literally the entirety of girl defined summarized

[@MahouShoujo-Studios]

@@dontletthedemonsoutofyourb692 🤣🤣🤣

[@aneta3098]

Marilyn Monroe would be absolutely HORRIFIED by how they used her in their propaganda 😬

[@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat]

She’s probably spinning in her grave so much that she could power an entire country.

[@ravenshirwood5201]

Honestly which dead person with a small amount of clout isn’t at this point?

[@ahniandfriends123]

I thought you said Marylin Manson and thought that they were using someone who is the complete antithesis to everything they stand for.

[@whatsittooya3799]

@@ahniandfriends123 honestly so is Monroe, Monroe was such an amazing idol for women and worked for equality for both the lgbtq community and people of color, as well as being very educated and well-read. something that i think girl defined isn't all about

[@LittleMissLounge]

Plus, Marilyn Monroe converted to Judaism when she married Arthur Miller, so. She really wouldn't have patience for their fundie bullshit.

[@olivia_vermast]

This is just a diary of a whimpy biblical woman

[@mementoghosty]

Underrated comment

[@Lavenderblood111]

Holy shitttt

[@olivia_vermast]

Plushypony 94 🤧 thank you

[@torunnskaug2240]

I think the 666 likes are a sign

[@olivia_vermast]

Thoreene 👀

[@RylieLightBulb]

“Just as fairytales start with those four key words, your life story should end with six key words...” *You can now play as Luigi*

[@neverhowever3231]

deeply underrated comment

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Oh, fuck yeah, dude

[@lugoorstar]

My name is Luigi. I DONT WANNA BE MARIO AGAIN

[@licethelouse5618]

oh hell yeah

[@sprigatoni]

New question to ask lesbians: Who's the biblical woman and who's the immoral sinner?

[@yi-hira]

Yes.

[@idontknow-mf4bp]

Read that as immortal sinner lol

[@aud2d2]

@@idontknow-mf4bp sign me up

[@EstebanW-zu8xb]

@@idontknow-mf4bp yes fear me mortals for i have commited so many sins i have now attained immortality

[@frogwithknives3749]

@@EstebanW-zu8xb shane from buzzfeed unsolved

[@rolanslide8509]

things this book says unironically "We live in a society" "And then everyone clapped"

[@Joe-ou1iw]

lol

[@valkyrie4350]

When girl defined found tumblr

[@spookysomeone]

*s o c i e t y*

[@slevinchannel7589]

This Channel is so off-putting because the Channel Message is just God-Propaganda that would embarass any real God with any Selfawareness. I mean, the Channel-Message is „Christianity defines Womanhood“ and thats objectively wrong. Sorry to be so blatant about it, but Those girls dont even realize that they have had the Audacity To basically declare themselves God - seeing as how THEY set the new Rules. THEY define what a Woman is. But no. There is no debate about the Fact that Chrisrianity is not all of Religion; there are other Religions. Christianity does not Equal Religion in Size; and Religion then does not equal all of the World and all of Humans (not even half of humans, which is Girls). So no. We can easily conclude: The Channel-Message leeches onto real facts, like ‚Society has weird standarts for Woman’, which is true, but ist just leeching onto to be relatable. Objective truth and no debate: Woman are not Defined by Religion, let alone one single Religion. A WOMAN IS PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT BELIEVING IN GOD. That is the objective Fact that is not up for Debate and i think thats what is so off-putting; i mean, aside from the simple fact that they think they know what God wants and thinks... i mean, that alone is also kinda off-putting in terms of sheer audacity, but ok... whatever.

[@johnr797]

And then I found 5 dollars

[@thedtc7650]

Therapist: "straight Strange Aeons isn't real, she can't hurt you" Straight Strange Aeons:

[@gingersummer4005]

The DTC hahahahahahahahahaha

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Yeah.... tbh, the long hair looks good on her....

[@ethanregan5741]

@@NoName-ld7gg It kind of did....

[@lil_weasel219]

i liked her look better with long hair

[@cariannabatey1459]

Æ⁰ⁿś

[@chrissysky01]

"Do not have sex or you will die." I learned that from horror movies, shoot.

[@imakebadvideos]

Yeah. Have u watched It Follows?

[@Jadesnother]

And mean girls

[@imakebadvideos]

@@slevinchannel7589 wut?

[@m_rceleen]

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu

[@ArturGlass.C]

With those piecing and earrings...Jessica might try to pretend she's straight but we can tell.

[@jackkirwan8146]

She thinks she's straight and that she just really likes (as a good Christian friend) a female celebrity

[@froggdoggs8551]

HA

[@archerbeee]

it gives off bi vibes tbh

[@disgruntledartichoke6157]

them saying the b in “brave” stands for “bold” has the same energy as when homer simpson said the second g in “grunge” stands for “grunge”

[@alisaishere]

Come to Homer's BBBQ. The extra B stands for BYOBB.

[@asteelcup859]

It is true tho. The B in brave stands for bold, thus brave= bold rave.

[@moss_yt]

Ah yes, the two genders: Those who love asking for directions and those who hate asking for directions

[@rayraroo]

Desperatly needing directions but too scared to talk to people is the new gender dysphoria

[@gabbyabbott4965]

The True Bean of Death oh fuck that’s me.

[@shelbyinmon8654]

The two gender mc Donalds and arby's Get recked liberals

[@ethanjohnstone6797]

Nonbinary people just never need to ask for directions

[@starrynight1165]

@@rayraroo dang i guess im trans then (Im joking i mean no offense)

[@glorianadavies610]

"No, the worm doesn't wanna stay with me. She's an independent woman" Me, whispering to myself like it's a revelation: "She's an independent Worman"

[@kyleepratt]

3 years later: yyyyyeeeeeEEEEEESSSSS!!!

[@MintyFreshCupcakes]

The whole “let him lead” shit is so toxic. Dated a guy in college that was raised super religious and had those beliefs. Thing was though, he was shy, timid, indecisive...etc. which is fine! Only it TORE him apart. So much pressure was on him to be a sole bread winner and leader when he was always more comfortable following. Sucks dude. Although, dating a super religious person helped me out a ton. Made me an atheist :)

[@alitaniak7404]

It IS super toxic, ugh. Dated a guy that, while he wasn't super religious, was raised within really conservative gender roles and was even pushed into the military to "man him up" a bit. He was also shy and awkward, and kept trying to "dominate" the relationship and our decisions despite it really not being in his nature. We're still friends, and he's since realized he's a bi ace and has a really cute protective boyfriend that calls him out on his bs when he starts sliding back into that toxic shit.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Seriously it makes no fucking sense. If he won’t do anything it’s not cause “Heidi” made him that way, it’s cause some people are just like that. Making someone like that the “leader” is a recipe for disaster.

[@CreeketsCreek]

@@alitaniak7404 That's _really_ adorable ;w;

[@jr-nw4ed]

Alitania K that’s so wholesome aww

[@elanorpuppydoggowoofles2147]

@red cherry 2 words: *_power imbalance_*

[@Namingway248]

girls born after 1993: eat hot chip, lie, etc. girls born before: considers land and buys it

[@helenbrown7440]

This comment cured me of all ailments

[@MirasaurusRex]

I was born IN 1993 and I would love to buy some land and eat hot chip there.

[@jonnyace9198]

@@MirasaurusRex this one has a brain

[@emmabarnes5922]

I shall admit, I like hot chip

[@FREAKE_DJ]

I did not expect a Soothouse reference here, you have made my day.

[@smolbluegoblin]

"I think my girlfriend is being the good Christian wife in the relationship" a phrase I never thought I would hear a lesbian say but honestly I needed to

[@xenonsan3110]

My gf is getting her baking cert and I'm going into software. We joke alot about her being the housewife in the relationship lol

[@daninoa9650]

@@xenonsan3110 That's really cute!

[@smolbluegoblin]

@@xenonsan3110 This is so cute! good luck to you two! 😊

[@xenonsan3110]

Thank you all for the thank yous! We've been dating for over 2 years and we plan on getting married after college (still a few more years to go). I wish you all luck finding the love of your life! It's hard but it's so worth it :)

[@addicted2mako]

What do the Girl Defined chicks have in common with Onision? Rating women and girls!

[@m_rceleen]

@@slevinchannel7589 stfu.

[@poniko6034]

Allso I would not let them anywhere near said girls, but for slightly different reasons

[@bryanbrydred5599]

"be nice to your stupid little man baby. He needs compliments for his stupid man ego" Is probably my phrase in relationships

[@-piras]

Please give me compliments, I need them

[@Saibellus]

Better make sure not to ever reach your full potential in work or school, because men are NATURAL LEADERS whose superiority is obviously not constructed, please stop being better than men at school they're all crying please come on-

[@ayooo_dude777]

@@-piras you most likely look ok

[@insertnamehere1983]

@@-piras your icon is shy guy, the perfect life form

[@liviwaslost]

[insert Name here] cowboy shy guy is even better

[@niletherat]

"We are constantly battling against our flesh" hits a bit harder for us trans peeps than horny Christians imo

[@emmettmcnally740]

Same, just wanna yeet that teet, dude. Hakuna my tatas, ya know?

[@risingsuperstarfrost3096]

It could also be a line from some kind of Lovecraftian horror tale. Then again, most of dysphoria can be applied to that.

[@an-enby-panda7840]

Yep yep. -.-

[@jaynejordan1831]

Mad fax

[@biteso2333]

Rising Superstar Frost as an nb person. That is a mood.

[@Carols989]

girl defined: you should marry a dude and raise many children while believing in god uwu *muslim girl marries a trans man and adopts several children* girl defined: not like tHAT

[@cybernatedcourpse]

girl defined: yes but actually no

[@littleblueclovers]

But does ur man hate asking for directions tho.

[@howaboutnow1895]

@@littleblueclovers dont we all form crippling anxiety.

[@darkelysium658]

this is ngl the best comment

[@riverquidditch6108]

This comment is the best thing about 2020😂😂😂

[@Peter_S.Woldrich]

"There is an interesting point, burried in there, under all of the Jesus" I died of laughter and then got resurrected after 3 days xD

[@FiSH-iSH]

oh my *god* thats hilarious please excuse the pun lmao

[@diseryusa6420]

Are YOU the interesting point?

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@FiSH-iSH capital G hehe

[@jeanaadams952]

they're right i, a women, do like directions because i'm an actual real-life sim who has no idea what she's doing and will walk into a bathroom with a bowl of cereal and stand there for 2 minutes trying to figure out why i'm there in the first place and why i'm holding a bowl.

[@ashisafriedpickle7867]

gaymercryptid you had us in the first part. 😂😂😂

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@red cherry That guy is an idiot. Smack him. lol

[@jaamitasn1617]

you're the funniest, unhinged person in the world

[@jeanaadams952]

jaamitas n thank you, my secret recipe is lack of sleep, drugs and frog memes.

[@jeanaadams952]

red cherry If he goes missing, you saw me at Starbucks at the time of his disappearance.

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

Teya: *reveals her blue undercut* Me: *surprised pikachu face*

[@michelle8020]

omg I thought I didnt see it right lmao

[@vollzeitfaultier]

sis i feel you on that one. i was always looking on the left side (ours not hers) of her head, because i noticed that little hint of blue there

[@gothamgirl]

I adore it 😍😍

[@horrificreader4084]

Gotham Girl same it’s awesome, I need someone like Teya with hair like that.

[@ninahicks5210]

It’s so awesome, I love it

[@eflarsen]

Strippers For Christ sounds like some sort of gay performance art group, like the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Sounds like someone who'd set up next to the Westboro Baptist church with the gay acceptance house

[@cheshire8767]

😂

[@frogwiththeperson]

🤣🤣🤣

[@965musiclover]

All I can think about are strippers in Nun uniforms...

[@notallergictochocolate]

sounds like an amazing punk band name also

[@jjuen-jv1ih]

I'm not straight, so it's not a straight girl thing, but I'm also 6'1" and like shoes that make me 6'5". When you're already getting stared at for being tall anyway, you kind of feel like you might as well give people something worth staring at.

[@saprila2499]

Queen behavior honestly

[@Jadesnother]

Do you wear size 13 Nike’s... Men’s size 13 Nike’s?

[@cheesebaby4175]

I’m a gay af 6’1 dude and I FEEL this. Whenever I try to explain it to people they look at me like 🤨 tho lol

[@rachelleredd8803]

I'm also a not straight who's about 6ft, and honestly this gives off such a vibe, I might try that

[@gordonf5553]

@@cheesebaby4175 ඞ ding ding ding diding

[@laureningram3506]

Wait. Did she not realize that Aladdin is literally not perfect. Like he's a legit thief, con-artist, and lied about his identity to Jasmine......so I don't know where she got that prince-charming vibe from that specific Disney movie. The older ones like Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, and Cinderella I can see.

[@NoahofWill]

Isn't Aladdin's entire message "You don't need to pretend to me more than what you are, you just need to be a good person"?

[@kaitlin9288]

I fucking screamed at that part the entire plot of the story is built around him lying to seem like he's more than he actually is lmao

[@yessir4933]

lai was here Flynn Rider was hot but Eugene Fitzherbert was a whole icon

[@lord_xylozdoomsday959]

@lai was here prince charming made a child with a girl who was in a coma but she was in a glass coffin cuz people thought that she was dead and the prince was like dayum that chick can't run away this is mah chance

[@Tiny_Koi]

@@lord_xylozdoomsday959 yeah this is much closer to the original. (In the Grimm fairytale)He also gaslights her if I remember correctly because when she wakes up she's has a kid. Basically says "im your husband now". Ugh after using her body and thinking she's dead. Hate.

[@m3llo8an4t0s]

"My husband Jeremiah" is my favorite recurring character in this channel

[@uhuh936]

over Thursday? How dare you, you heretic!

[@uhuh936]

You shall be cursed to rot in hell for not paying the correct respect to our Lord and Saviour Long Boi

[@julesking1303]

I want fan art of Jeremiah

[@nimijinn3696]

@@uhuh936 ALL HAIL THE LONG BOI

[@mellyflori6856]

@@nimijinn3696 we must all sacrifice our spines to the long boi!!

[@miat1329]

"i'm so starved for gay representation" just... so true

[@fabuloushatlady7812]

Me to. Though I did find one glass of rainbow juice in the desert of straight. And it’s a children’s cartoon (but actually really good) the new She Ra reboot. I binged it in a weekend, and holy mother of frik is it gay. No one in that show is straight. And multiple times they win a battle with the power of gayness, I am not joking.

[@avamoore9996]

watch she ra!!

[@fabuloushatlady7812]

Ava M., YEAH!!!!

[@mentallyunstable1926]

Since everyone is recommending LGBT media here, read Rick Riordan's books. The first series is pretty straight but after that the later series (es?) are very gay. Magnus Chase has a genderfluid character, Heroes of Olympus talks about a god with a boyfriend (and more but I'm trying really hard not to spoil the books), and Trials of Apollo confirms the main character is bisexual and has multiple same sex relationships. Simon vs the homo-sapiens agenda and Leah on the offbeat are good too.

[@--LOVE-U-ff1cu]

Everything is gay if you project hard enough

[@somberpaw]

Me, a gay man in a polyamorous relationship with two boyfriends, taking notes on how to be a good male tradwife

[@somberpaw]

I’m definitely the target audience

[@dahliapins]

im obsessed with you and this comment to this day

[@deulalune]

Malewife manipulate mansplain

[@commandercorl1544]

I, as a totally straight and totally not polyamorous man, am very jealous of your position.

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

Same but I’m like. Single at the moment due to social awkwardness. One day…

[@annak.9483]

"...as if the solution to trauma is just to have some children." Wow that bothered me SO much, kids can never be "a solution to trauma" or a solution to anything. Kids are exhausting and a strain on any relationship/marriage- and I say this as a teacher who loves kids and definitely wants to have kids. This christian view of how children are the greatest and only fulfilling thing in a woman's life is so harmful.

[@hldr4345]

Not only that, but children will see themselves as objects of moral and intellectual pleasure, instead of human beings, making them value themselves based on their ability to make people happy. That's what happened to me.

[@dear-pixel-heart]

Exactly, Anna and HLDR you are both 100% right in what you've said. I find this girl defined book to be disturbing and twisted. As someone with immense childhood trauma who was raised in a extremely religious (I am not religious) and abusive family, it was really triggering in particular to hear them mention that in their book, among other things. I really appreciate that so many do not agree with Girl Defined! Also HLDR, I am sorry for what you've experienced, you didn't deserve that, and I hope you are doing better now.

[@FREAKE_DJ]

Not to mention that trauma will probably cause negative effects on how they treat their children, in turn giving THEM trauma

[@wishtopublish]

I have a friend with a horrifically dysfunctional family, and the mom knows a lot of other divorced women, and ALL of them agree that when they tried to have children to "save their marriage" it made things worse.

[@AirborneAshes]

Kids are literally the biggest responsibility you can have besides like nuclear safety inspections and that shit. It's a wonder millennials are having any at all

[@D3US.S4CER]

"Aladin brainwashed her as a child" well yeah me too but it was just being attracted to both Aladin and Jasmine

[@professionalpainthuffer]

Alladin? Jasmine? Nay, friend. Dicks out for the Genie.

[@ezramakara916]

bisexual mood

[@chomp4577]

Okay but Jasmine hit different in that red outfit (then 8 years later she figured out she was bisexual)😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@jvgfhftdrhdrgtfhtf]

That was me with Beck and Jade from Victorious 😭 guess that explains my bisexuality lol

[@fabuloushatlady7812]

Okay but, mood.

[@SarcasticState]

Me, dysphoric: ah yes, a battle of the flesh. I must be a great Christian.

[@maxthemannequin4143]

I can't tell if this is a joke but it is 100% the struggle 🙃

[@SarcasticState]

@@maxthemannequin4143 yes 💕

[@transboimax7187]

Same

[@Beans.and.mystery_meat]

Same

[@emmabloomquist1868]

OMG RELATABLE

[@DoubleADwarf]

Ok, so lemme get this straight: A 29-year-old female human is a "girl" ... while a 12-year-old male is a "guy." Honestly, this one detail says a _lot_ about the authors.

[@rattersworld1016]

No, you need to get this *gay*.

[@Nassifeh]

As much as is wrong with these two., I think this is a generational/cultural thing. For a lot of Millennials especially (but some Gen Xers too) a "girl" is any female the speaker's age or younger (possibly up to the speaker's mother's age) and "guy" basically overlaps "boy" for all of puberty and extends through the Boomers. It doesn't mean you think everybody you use that word for is in the same age category.

[@relaxia7277]

“You must be vigilant against the enemy’s attacks” literally sounds npc filler dialogue in a video game

[@silversalmon9909]

(B to block)

[@jeyyran]

kristen and becky in church: [press F to pay respect]

[@ZijnShayatanica]

*me, stuck in a basement full of rats, armed only with a random butter knife I picked up* "OH NO."

[@chloejones7442]

Kristen and Bethany ARE npcs change my mind

[@petitechaos883]

“The solution to trauma is to get married and have children.” Why is my father in this book. Maybe I should continue the cycle instead of therapy!

[@evelyngrace8305]

I know this is almost definitely a joke, but in the 0.01% chance it's not. Don't fall back into the cycle of abuse. It's a horrible thing to fall into, and no one should have to suffer though it.

[@strawberrymilk2007]

Salut

[@synder_sync7834]

@Thomas has never seen such bullshit before nice username

[@tobyf7383]

"hot girls we have problems too we're just like you except we're hot" - Girl Defined

[@cafellow2271]

Never Once Normal Nah man that's an insult to possums

[@nerco8194]

@Never Once Normal That is SO offensive for raisins, she looks like a crushed mosquito

[@nerco8194]

That quote honestly looks like something Heather Chandler would say

[@theshamelesskid2950]

That’s Cringe Toby😉

[@LitleMsPacMan]

@Toby F just kidding were perfect

[@muleofmoscow584]

As someone who interns at a domestic violence shelter watching this video is terrifying. It makes me want to slide the facility's number to them and ask if they need help.

[@unofficially-ace]

The girl defined girls being 6’1” is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard

[@oppakunn328]

Tall girl was based on Bethany's life as *single woman*

[@factsandlogic.8762]

@@oppakunn328 _you think your life is hard?_

[@jiwuwuw]

facts and logic. I wear size 13 nikes *men’s size 13 nikes*

[@penquinn6942]

Put them down a dark hallway with a flickering light so they can look even more terrifying.

[@jeyyran]

that is an ungodly height

[@qualifiedarmchaircritic]

Möther has bless-ed us today. My crops are watered, my cows are well-fed and my children are gay

[@howaboutnow1895]

How your frogs my fellow goblin

[@qualifiedarmchaircritic]

@@howaboutnow1895 they are a-frogging my dear how are yours

[@ashtyn7176]

but the corn?

[@howaboutnow1895]

@@qualifiedarmchaircritic very swell and bouncy. Thank you for asking.

[@miniaturerose2805]

Amen

[@abbywolffe4114]

They have six siblings, so eight kids total. That means if the statistic "one in four people are gay" is true...

[@jinseats5466]

Then that explains why they credited 5 out of 6 of their siblings

[@chloe._.]

@@jinseats5466 😨

[@cryingeyebrows2773]

Lesbian sisters??

[@TinyTeacupReads]

One in 4?? Didn't it used to be one in 10? And then one in 5?? The gays, they are multiplying!

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@@TinyTeacupReads YES, ALL GAYS RISE UP! OUR TIME HAS COME!

[@RADSPEON]

i love the line "what if i wanna become a stripper to spread the love of Jesus" because i can just imagine a god-loving strippers catchphrase being, "I believe in God because if there wasn't a higher power I wouldn't be looking this good"

[@ename588]

SOLD!

[@KyleRayner12]

"I'm just here to show people that God. Is. Good."

[@imbored2941]

The fact that this book claimed that a woman’s worth is linked to children is completely ignorant to those who are infertile

[@tionnebrown5317]

The funny thing about it is the one who isn’t Bethany is actually infertile.

[@gracebruhmoment]

@@tionnebrown5317 lmao I love that her name is just "the one that isn't Bethany"

[@IONE_the_Enby]

Call yourself a pastor cuz you just prreeeeaaaaccchhhheeeddd

[@NoName-ld7gg]

@Michelle Howrad And call yourself a barber because my weave was just SNATCHED by that pfp- Seriously, you look so good, like wtf, this isn’t fair.

[@IONE_the_Enby]

@@NoName-ld7gg lucky for you this girl is bi *finger guns* 👉 👉

[@tate4565]

“I will make you eat Print-outs of my pre-nose job” is such a powerful threat

[@jittercritter]

Tate Strange Æons is a powerful threat

[@existential.crisis.personified]

“We’re not like other girls, our ankles are only for Jesus” I suffocated

[@APerson-pr2fi]

Time stamp?

[@adrianaphoenix4198]

@@APerson-pr2fi 18:10 or 18:11 smth like that

[@jamesissuperepic]

"Im not like other boys, my ankles are only for sangwoo"

[@trypophobia3624]

6 dollars can triple the bones in a body said yoon after he just killed a woman

[@animecommander9433]

Hot take: if a man needs to “lead” to feel good in a relationship, he’s not a man- he’s a child. I mean, it may be a sign he has size issues. Also, it’s kinda shitty they want to manipulate teen girls into not pursuing their dreams if they fall out of being a stay at home mom.

[@cambuck2231]

Girl defined: Aladdin brainwashed me was a child to think all husbands are princes blah blah Me: did we watch the same movie?

[@ninjabrianseyebrows6622]

She was referring to jafar lmao, he is the only perfect pronce for both of them lmao

[@marymurphy1429]

IKR!?

[@idontknow898]

Yeah lol the whole point was that Aladdin didn't have to be a prince for Jasmine to like him, she somehow managed to pull the exact wrong message from the movie...

[@jocelynsturgis7627]

I watched Aladdin and spent the entire time thinking about Jasmine.

[@petrelli231]

You see, what she's actually saying is that if a man is poor and brown you shouldn't date him.

[@ceramicwitch6701]

"The onlookers erupted into applause" I swear these women are stuck in the mindset of 14 year old narcissists. Its wild.

[@goodluckgorsky3413]

Literally “and then everyone clapped” but with different wording

[@kaitlin9288]

@@goodluckgorsky3413 that whiny child........ was Albert Einstein

[@twustermydude]

i made a shitty "all men are pigs" joke after a discussion about animal farm and i hated that my Real Life applause was over a throwaway giggle i wanted to get out there

[@odd-eyes9463]

Wait, they're not teenagers with Karens for moms? Could have Fooled me.

[@cynthiahembree3957]

bruh what about them thinking christians are oppressed. I'm kinda confused as to when I also agree with Teya saying she's glad she exsists now I'd rather not be a black lady in the 30s

[@kinqcitrus201]

My female high school principal was about 6’3 and always wore 4 inch heels with her hair fluffed up so she was this 6’8 authority at the school

[@thatsdisco]

not to be a homosexual but your principal sounds very attractive

[@maximummax7232]

Tall women are so intimidating and my gay heart can’t take it...they’re just 😩👌👌👌

[@Lucaz99]

Fiore M. She only said she was tall with fluffy hair tho lol

[@kijushiro]

I have no idea who she is or how she is as a person, however based on what you said she sounds extremely cool and i want to meet this legend

[@meandmybobbygee1812]

Imagine a fight in the hallway and it's really wild with yelling but she casually strolls in and it immediately gets quiet

[@jakethepillowsnake4098]

Seriously, these ppl treat interaction with members of the opposite sex (spouses nonwithstanding) like a dangerous, addictive drug they're trying to recover from.

[@lillyevans5824]

“I love crazy statement fashion, I hate peoples looking at me in public” I’ve never identified with something so hard

[@andrearupe8094]

Oh god absolutely. I want to be eccentric without anyone noticing

[@General12th]

@@andrearupe8094 Just make *everyone* equally eccentric!

[@marsthegingerplanet565]

I feel this. I´d love to dress more punk but my social anxiety always says no xD

[@nina.robbs565]

yes😫 I wear dark oversized clothes and big eyeliner and then I walk outside and it's like "👁️👄👁️ why are straight people here"

[@Marshmallow_Trees]

Me too🤣 Whatcha got to do is move to an area where eccentric is the norm.

[@evelynphillips2914]

“Womanhood gone wrong” me, a trans boy: “you rang?” Lol

[@dontletthedemonsoutofyourb692]

i cried laughing

[@alchemistghost8329]

Bro same

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

Me a genderfluid person who was born female: it’s my time to shine

[@ghostboiash8289]

Fucking same dude

[@NoName-ld7gg]

@666 Demons FINALLY, ONE OF MY “I hate my birth assigned gender” BRETHREN!!!

[@mochirira]

*"Since the man is created to be the leader"* *"Scoot over and let him lead."* Me, a dominant female: Suddenly, I can't see or hear.

[@pyraffin]

I thought I was the only one

[@immadip113]

suddenly I am Helen Keller ➖👄➖

[@V4mpirelvrs]

*Oh to see without my eyes* 🧿👄🧿

[@sparklemagicmoon7378]

I do not see it ➖👄➖

[@psychoklarise]

i pretend i do not see it ❌👄❌

[@kaydndraper1054]

Girl defined is Mean Girls if Mean Girls was like a religious school

[@ifailedtheturingtest7866]

People saying "Dress in a way that draws attention to your face, rather than your curves" are the same people that judge women and girls like Billie Eilish for doing exactly that and for wearing baggy clothes.... Edit: changed the "[...] women like Billie Eilish [...]" to "[...] women and girls like Billie Eilish [...]"

[@eloasain4520]

Then blow up twitter and act like they've never seen skin before bc the poor girl wore a tanktop when it was hot outside

[@ifailedtheturingtest7866]

@@eloasain4520 ugh i hate it when that happens... she's just a normal human being, these people should leave her (and every other person for that matter) and her decisions alone and not act like a bunch of idiots

[@afikanto4126]

@@ifailedtheturingtest7866 when you persue a career in the entertainment industry you basically forfeit you rights as a human. I would prefer if this wasnt true but it is. Once you're famous you arent human anymore. You're just a well known trophy.

[@standardhuman400]

lunaa_88 yeah, I might not like her music, but she’s still a human person

[@eclypsaqueen7013]

lunaa_88 it’s a bit creepy too, seeing as she’s a teenager... like leave her clothing choices alone(but if it was some creepy designers putting her in scandals things yall know what to do)

[@hayleyyoung3137]

"you too should become a christian wife" *sweats in 'my girlfriend is jewish'*

[@kurtistownresident9743]

Your gay energy is so powerful that even Jessica the wig doesn’t make you look straight *THE POWER IS OVERWHELMING*

[@iamhydration9263]

In fact it almost made her look gayer

[@toughrocks890]

I thought it made her look goth and in my mind all goths are bi

[@stellabelikiewicz1523]

I was literally just trying to put this sentiment into words to leave a comment, and YOU HAVE DONE IT PERFECTLY!

[@cookiemonster59263]

I'm gay either way 😭

[@NoName-ld7gg]

Ya’ll, I made a jingle; “Long hair, short hair, Fem, or masculine, Either way, 🌈I’m still gay🌈”

[@birbbabybirb]

"Aladdin is brainwashing little girls to expect their husbands to be a kind and love them and that's bad," is something I didn't expect to be in this book.

[@matterwiz1689]

My entire relationship with christianity summarized in one sentence: "There's some good stuff buried under all that Jesus"

[@charissimpson235]

Never has 9 words so perfectly described my life

[@libbyhawboldt500]

I love how that can be applied to a lot of religions and beliefs people have had over the years. We shouldn’t judge a group of people on wether they find hope in something or someone but try and see what’s behind their faith. Can you tell I loved history and social?

[@theparrot6516]

@@libbyhawboldt500 yes we can tell, i liked history, but social killed me

[@zakai-kaz]

LIbby Hawboldt No I thought you loved Dance and Arts.

[@twinkiesmaster69]

Don't let the Christians fool you! Jesus is a chill weed-doing Socialist

[@tristonhurst729]

if girl defined were a spice, they'd be flour

[@worm3041]

Is flour even a spice?

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I would have said salt but this is better

[@cattpressman1297]

Flour is too important for baked goods tho

[@evapaulus6245]

exactly. like most christians, if you pack them into a cup they will not fit and also ruin your baked goods

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

Nah, flower is useful and makes good food when combined with other things. If girl defined were a spice they’d be cat litter

[@sullizap]

this book was in my religious highschool's "christian character" class curriculum and god i wish i was joking

[@naz4488]

Noooooooo

[@emma-di5ly]

Yikes

[@mar6488]

Do they make you buy these books? If so - yikes, someone's on a defined payroll.

[@onceuponamelody]

You poor soul...

[@Lucaz99]

NOOOOOOOO! That’s so sad. Where you from?

[@tahlialysse]

"I literally cry every time I see a lesbian on TV. That lizard woman from Dr Who? I would die for her." This is the eternal mood and also yes, I would also die for her.

[@LautaroArgentino]

"Straight Æons isn't real, she can't hurt you" Straight Æons: 2:51

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Blitz Marshmallow 😭😭😭😭

[@jayheretoslay]

STRAIGHT ÆONS LMAO-

[@EphemeralGloom]

W H E E Z E--

[@free_siobhan]

STRÆGHT ÆONS

[@adriannethornheart8516]

That would be a nice username if I was straight

[@gia6288]

“What if I want to become a stripper to share the love of Christ” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard during quarantine

[@schmohobzsia7216]

And yet, it'd be the sex-positive, non-judgemental interpretation of Christianity that we all need to go against bigots like Girl Defined

[@KyleRayner12]

Praise the Lord.

[@soup4937]

In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit, I will vigorously shake my ass. Amen!

[@ZijnShayatanica]

No joke, I'd probably pay to see that. Not much since I'm super broke! But like... I admire the hustle. And bewbs.

[@thatfunnycripple]

“The V in BRAVE stands for Vigilance.” Wow, I never knew Mad-Eye Moody was a Christian wife and mother.

[@tootiredtobecoherent]

I cannot emphasize how much I appreciate this comment 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 😂 😂😂

[@MT-lk7qt]

The sequel to Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles we all need

[@jackkirwan8146]

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

[@maximummax7232]

Mad-Eye Moody is the ideal Christian wife, lol

[@howaboutnow1895]

You're wrong. It means you can attack without taping.

[@derpycat02]

"The V in brave stands for" Me: "Virginity" "Vigilant" "Oh"

[@slevinchannel7589]

Use the Reportbutton on this toxic-as-fluff Channel! Criticizing them and making fun of them is nice and all... but not really enough?

[@ussinussinongawd516]

I was thinking Vagine tbh

[@johnr797]

@@ussinussinongawd516 B stands for show bobs

[@KasperTheCreature]

Please tell Thursday’s sister I like her crown. 10/10 speaks to the goblin witch side of me. Edit: thanks for 1k likes❤️

[@rx500android]

Agreed

[@staryellos]

goblincore, witches, cottagecore, and kidcore are so beautiful

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

*GIRL GRUEL*

[@jamiecairns1085]

am crow. like shinies. like crown. :)

[@acsokolowski]

an acrostic: b- biblical womanhood is r- really a- annoying v- im wlw e- i don’t understand girl defined

[@alredacted1734]

An attempt was made

[@quillsnwhiskers]

Dude, I'm Christian and I don't even understand Girl Defined

[@bbsaburittobutforrandomstu6247]

@@quillsnwhiskers honestly same, I'm straight but bruh what the hell lol

[@bruhmomentomori7771]

I’m bi, and I still don’t understand any of this

[@ooglemoogle4981]

im christian and bi and i still dont understand it

[@Jujubean0602]

"Am I not straight enough to get this??" As an 18 yr old straight Christian girl, I don't get it either sis. Edit: Wow that's a lot of likes!

[@imactuallyarat6326]

Why are you here? Edit: Hey that was a joke, I didn't mean to offend anyone, the original comment blew up and people took it too seriously, so I'm clearing that up. Don't gatekeep good content. Anyways sorry if I came off as rude

[@quantumlaziness]

Imactuallyarat because Strange Æons is iconic

[@-piras]

@@imactuallyarat6326 I thought that too, but they do be getting some good culture

[@illyannaturtle6950]

Imactuallyarat why not? 😰

[@iamsotired.419]

Imactuallyarat Because they want to be.

[@AmyThelovelyelf]

I know it's unrelated but the colorful undercut is glorious

[@No-899]

“Am I just not straight enough to get it” I don’t think anyone is straight enough to understand why a story about hair extensions is supposedly emotional

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Proud Shipper I’m serious when I ask this: are the straights ok?

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Plushypony 94 I’m talking about the STRAIGHTS like girl defined straights.

[@mogrosset6058]

As a straight, I have no further insight on THE STRAIGHTS. I think they are broken

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

The straights are not okay. I repeat: THE STRAIGHTS ARE NOT OKAY! (Talking about "The Straights", not people who happen to be straight.)

[@No-899]

Multi fandom hamster Who loves jaffa cakes I agree THOSE straights are not ok, the straights that are genuinely nice people are acceptable

[@sadieperkins9328]

Idk why, but whenever the Girl Defined girls use the word 'femininity,' a part of my little lesbian soul dies

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

I mean, I'm a femme lesbian, but even I cringed at that. lol Girl Defined are just... so cringy. lol

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Model girl: *cries about her hair extensions* Strange Aeons: “Is this some sort of straight person joke that I’m too not-straight to understand?”

[@galactic-hamster7043]

Æons: "Is this some kind of overly Christian problem that I'm to g a e to understand?"

[@horrificreader4084]

Short hair is the best hair

[@ashtyn7176]

dude i desperately want her to wear her wig to a biblical womanhood conference, take notes a report back with the info😂

[@hamjaro2920]

28:24 "Imagine where Anna would be if she had chosen to reject God's design, and hold on to bitterness," AH YES, because holding resentment towards child abuse is just 'bitterness.' Actually disgusting.

[@avocadoesarenice4206]

I don’t get why Christians are so against BDSM when their whole relationship ideals are a messed up sexist version of a submission/domination relationship lmao. Like, make up your mind Karen.

[@wingedyera]

They dont like the idea that the most people in those relationships can choose to stop those roles. They dont like that they focus on the after care and safety and all around consent in the relationship

[@casriaAmarel]

@@wingedyera I skimmed that at first and just processed it as they don't like consent and panicked-

[@sofieselnes477]

​@@casriaAmarel that is also true =o

[@simj202]

Hey, not all Christians. Besides, BDSM is a consensual and safe practice between two parties, so don't go insulting its name with whatever this trash heap is.

[@Jwilhoftstg]

@@simj202 yeah everyone thinks it's unhealthy because of EL James

[@HBCrigs]

6:58 "the man is born to be the leader" me and my hypothetical gay husband but it's the two spidermen pointing meme

[@turquoisecrow4513]

A godly gay marriage is just two guys arm wrestling till death do they part

[@redunderscore]

A couple of lesbians who don’t approach each other and just stare,,, waiting, for someone,,, to make the first move...

[@dionysianmystery]

@@redunderscore two good Christian lesbians stand awkwardly next to each other, neither of them making a move and they will not touch each other. They are both wearing long baggy dresses and currently baking bread

[@emmettmcnally740]

Follow the leader, but it's just you two, marching in a circle for eternity. The energy created powers a small townbfor the entirety of it's existence, and it's noted in several mechanical engineering textbooks as a viable source of renewable energy.

[@gabbyabbott4965]

Red some real bottom energy and I feel called out 😭😭😂😂

[@buttercupsartandanimation5926]

That thumbnail tho lol: “I wish I was Jared, 19”

[@user77797]

but you wouldn’t know this was an ÆONS video if you couldn’t read :(((

[@batjackattack5556]

canadia blossom we can still see her face

[@Cloudy4Days]

I saw that on the thumbnail and clicked so damn fast

[@rx500android]

We all wish that sometimes

[@erinvaia3489]

Bethany when the world is throwing a tantrum at her: "You want it? Go get it!" Street smarts

[@agstars258]

this comment is two years old but i wanted to tell you how much i appreciate this reference

[@blackberry505]

5:06 "Bethany has the vibe of a confused 15 year old" Me, a confused 15 year old named Bethany: 👁👄👁

[@jittercritter]

Queen Rosie Don’t worry, Bethany. You’re better than that Bethany, Bethany.

[@strawberrygoldfiish8606]

BitterCritter that Bethany is the worst Bethany a Bethany can ever be, bethany

[@LixiaWinter]

Use your power for good, Bethany

[@izzyd3857]

Rise above her desecration of the name Bethany

[@bentomai5071]

Its okay to be a confused 15 year old Try to figure yourself out, but honestly nothing made sense tell i was like 24. So like, forgive yourself for not always knowing what you need and want ❤️❤️❤️ Your a beautiful work in progress As are we all

[@Frey12]

So many fun quotes, "i would die for that lizard lady and her wife in doctor who." "What if i want to become a stripper and bring the lord to my clients"

[@kaitlin9288]

"HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING ON T H E L O R D ?"

[@vibevizier6512]

"Honestly being like plants would kinda slap"

[@evelyngrace8305]

"We're not like other girls, our ankles are only for jesus"

[@MortMe0430]

No joke I'd love to see a movie about a stripper who peddles the lord to her clients. It would be the funniest thing ever.

[@nicolasgalviza7948]

@@MortMe0430 boobs AND jesus. the catholic church should take notes.

[@agabriel4523]

Oh my god the blue hair is INCREDIBLE

[@_skovoxblitzer_248]

31:12 "The Blood of Christ" has won me many games of cards against humanity

[@pan_handle1912]

dude proverbs 31 is my favourite bc the actual text is like “this women is a powerful business bitch and is also kind to everyone and is so rich because of her hard work that even her husband, who culturally has more personhood than she does, thinks she’s cooler than him bc she is” and I live by that

[@drskelebone]

I also love the note I saw that was like "this wife bit is an acrostic in Hebrew, where each line starts with the next letter of the alphabet". That sounds 100% like some sort of ancient shitpost about how cool this Wife is.

[@Kilroyan]

I just read it and holy shit, this woman sounds absolutely badass. like, if you absolutely have to look for a role model in the bible of all places, you definitely could do worse

[@allisonkuechlesilva3332]

Æons: "I'm wearing cross/baby earrings to show I'm a good Christian woman" Also Æons: Casually wears a shirt with an upside-down pentagram for the first half of the video and wonders if we'll notice.

[@thelovelybunny9012]

Don't worry, the crosses and the pentagram cancel eachother out

[@Beans.and.mystery_meat]

@@thelovelybunny9012 that they do..

[@charlesthebald3671]

@@Beans.and.mystery_meat But the tattoos and the blue-dyed undercut throws everything to Satan.

[@aggressivepianonoises813]

Charles the Bald thou shalt not mark their body, or some shit like that😔

[@xxXNanatayaXxx]

Had to give you that 666th like

[@MickeyChaos]

"You want some Jesus? You can have some Jesus" Couples can have a little Jesus, as a treat

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

A bit of the ol' Jesus.

[@andometalworks708]

I get real "stands can have a little salami" vibes from this

[@gabriellls1145]

Now less than 10 'Hail Mary's a pop!

[@rileyhall8516]

Roses are red Violets are blue We want you to please us Just give us the Jesus

[@veryferalthing]

"hey girl, im intrigued by your life" is the only pickup line i will accept.