The Trampstamps Got Chased Off Tumblr With Memes | Tumblr Deep Dive

[@anett6101]

“ Do you think Margaret Thatcher has girl power?” I'm crying

[@Emily-i9s3g]

Like when she funneled money into illegal paramilitary death squads in northern Ireland

[@cur1ouscatf1sh]

Margaret Thatcher is clearly The feminist icon /s

[@cthulhutheendless1587]

@@Emily-i9s3g -Ikr? Total girlboss!

[@zackeryh250]

I think that’s an Eric Andre bit

[@Emily-i9s3g]

@@zackeryh250 im pretty sure thats the exact thing eric said

[@Fleshwall]

the year is 2022, it’s dashcon 2 electric boogaloo, the ball pit is constantly being cleaned, dan and phil are getting married, the tramp stamps are playing in the background, anytime someone enters a room there’s a chorus of shoelace related humor, the building is on fire but no one seems to notice, the simulation is shutting down, goodbye cruel world

[@parurushi]

THIS is the future liberals want

[@satan69]

dont summon the worst timeline please

[@teastainsonmyteeth]

dude i had genuinely forgotten about the "dan and phil are supposed to get married in 2022" joke until this year and i swear it aged me 10 years

[@AL-ez9sx]

@@teastainsonmyteeth LMAO

[@lepokebloc4198]

@@satan69 they are seriously going to manifest the tumblr apocalypse x)

[@phoneheaded]

Tumblr is like the room with padded walls in an old asylum that you inhabit and occasionally through the walls the fellow patients will scream or say something, and sometimes someone will slip a good drawing under your door.

[@FiSH-iSH]

accurate

[@hanna.ciszewska]

so true bestie ❤💜💙

[@solsanz5604]

The feeling of screaming into the void and very rarely getting answers... Tumblr in a nutshell

[@themtouchinmykokoro2869]

Thank you

[@urmom-gq2qo]

accurate

[@gloomyxbabee]

Them saying "I bet the homeless guy is a tramp stamps fan" has the same energy of Justin Bieber saying "Anne Frank would've been a belieber"

[@monstrousmoss]

oh god I noticed too

[@gentlesandladymen]

He said what 😀

[@AirIcky]

Anne Frank was literally a lesbian wtf

[@AirIcky]

@@hallo-gx1un that's what the media wants you to believe

[@AirIcky]

@@hallo-gx1un that's what they media wants you to think

[@violetslit]

Avril Lavigne's "He was a boy / She was a girl / Can I make it any more obvious?" walked so "Just a Tumblr girl / And a skater boy / Taking on the world / Stuck in Illinois" could trip, fall, & self-destruct

[@jinkieez]

avril is ironically more punk than they will ever be (no shade to avril, but yea)

[@smalltittypunkgf]

"he was a skater boy, she said see ya later boy" was the blueprint

[@Z0MB13R0T]

@@jinkieez avril never really claimed to be anything, she hates labels

[@hannahkemarly6089]

@@Z0MB13R0T how punk of her

[@alethehero5571]

For some reason I read it in my mind with the music to Don't stop believing

[@abbyzoetewey538]

Still can’t get over that they photoshopped themselves into stonewall

[@ScorpionViper1001]

This is right up there with Jaden Smith comparing himself to MLK and Bono actually transposing his face onto MLK's during the March on Washington.

[@EyeofZai]

that was a troll account lol

[@bogmanhimself4656]

@@EyeofZai yeah that makes more sense lmao

[@Kopivm]

@@EyeofZai they actually run the account...

[@MTankTheTurtle]

@@Kopivm was this proven?

[@callumg3330]

I’m very proud of tumblr for being able to immediately notice a project that’s stealing the aesthetics of being progressive for personal gain

[@temerianlillies]

@@Jeerin_ yes, punk especially is all about anti capitalism, accepting people for who they are etc etc, punk is p fuckin progressive and always has been

[@callumg3330]

@@Jeerin_ omg is a gatekeeping conversation really happening in the replies right now. Stop bothering people for no reason

[@blurple8398]

@@Jeerin_ yes! punk is a music and politics based subculture, true punk is very leftist, there’s even a sub-genre called anarcho-punk! (and on the topic of it being anti-capitalist, it’s literally a diy subculture) -a punk

[@luv4cassy]

😮 that is a beautiful pfp you have

[@jeremyrichard9579]

I mean, from Dashcon to the Arkh Project to All Or Nothing, it's safe to say they've become able to easily detect bullshit

[@holoqh]

fun-fact: in french "clc" is not short for "cousin loving cousin" but for "casse les couilles" (kass ley kooyuh) which translates to "it's breaking my testicles"

[@aquabluerose7734]

🤣

[@guy_onfire]

I love this,

[@barrybabygirlbenson]

clc is also the name of a kpop group, what a mess

[@mammoneymelon]

@@barrybabygirlbenson I KNOW I KEPT THINKING ABOUT THEM

[@ididntknowtheyhadwifiinhell]

and i think that's beautiful

[@jas1769]

what took tik tok a few weeks to do, tumblr did in 5 hours. how iconic

[@domesticcat1725]

That's what happens with years of experience

[@ellec7188]

This made my day

[@Stark-Raving]

Certainly not the first time they did it. They did it to Alex Jones with frog memes.

[@raycearcher5794]

Tumblr kids have been around the block a few times, if you want to fool them you need to have a kickstarter with at least 4 pieces of concept art.

[@stinky6521]

it makes me think Tumblr is still alive when I haven’t been on it for YRS

[@desicatedlimbs]

Punk not dead, punk is being abused 😭

[@toomanysubcultures]

TRUE CRIES

[@FiSH-iSH]

punk is half-dead, bleeding out on the ground while an entire first grade class kicks them as a furry blasts two trucks on a very loud speaker from the top of the school.

[@bogmanhimself4656]

420th like 😎😎😎😎😎😎 im bringing punk back

[@soup5615]

@@FiSH-iSH I'm the furry blasting two trucks uvu

[@tarabagel1600]

punks not dead but it wish it was

[@theminecraftNinja152]

Tumblr is just becoming more distilled of pure self referential jokes and memes. You have to be on there for the past 5 years just to understand them all.

[@valsonder]

can confirm, ive been on there for almost 5 years and understand the whole thing

[@nicoruppert4207]

At some point meme singularity will be reached and the whole of Tumblr will collapse in on itself.

[@billyshakespeare488]

I left Tumblr 5 years ago and I didnt understand any of those references, except the shoelaces thing.

[@mollypocrass4562]

Yes, and I'm proud for having been on there for exactly five years at this point.

[@irishalchemy]

I genuinely feel like I might have missed the boat on tumblr a few years ago, so now I just look at long furbies and goblin core pics.

[@zedc6072]

I love how tumblr flips between 'active PVP zone' to banding together with a common goal to destroy this user like this was a FF14 raid

[@galactic-hamster7043]

The true sequel to the 4chan independence day battle- *you either die a villain or lose enough men to become the hero in this case.*

[@pablopereyra7126]

@@galactic-hamster7043 Im not very knowledgeable about tumblr or 4chan, but they both seem like 2 sides of the same coin, because 1- they pretty much don't have any crossplatforming, 2- they appear dead to the outside world, and 3- in distancing themselves from the judgement of the rest of the internet, they have achieved a higher degree of freedom. The major difference is that 4chan users fought to keep people out while tumblr users fought to stay alive. Or maybe I have the wrong idea entirely

[@galactic-hamster7043]

@@pablopereyra7126 no, no, you have a valid point

[@IronWangCreates]

@@pablopereyra7126I replied to someone else on here about the tumblr vs 4chan war and how hilariously wrong it went. The main takeaways are that tumblr tried to attack 4chan and failed because they didn’t understand how the boards worked, 4chan tried to retaliate and failed because they didn’t understand how tumblr worked. Then 4chan was successfully attacked only for it to turn out that it was because they were accidentally attacking themselves (the only thing that can take down 4chan is 4chan), and then the whole thing was resolved and a truce was reached when tumblr users started shipping humanised versions of tumblr and 4chan and then both groups started drawing porn of it. Truly the most perfect enemies to lovers

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

​@pablopereyra7126 Tumblr didnt have to fight imo, with the porn ban and the whole "anti-sjw" surge in the 2016s or so that everyone was just "dunking" on Tumbkr people just kind kf weeded themselves out from the plataform jn fear of being seen as "one of the bad ones" or whatever We didnt have to try

[@aggressively_average5180]

the fact that they used the term “tumblr girl” unironically to describe one of them was just so hilarious to me

[@AudreysKitchen]

@lovelysimple _ do tumblr users share their Tumblr with irl friends or no?

[@amber9269]

@@AudreysKitchen no, hell nah we dont

[@calamity2383]

On any other social media I have everyone in my family and a majority of friends can easily see and follow it, but my tumblr? I hardly post on there (I hardly post anywhere tbh) but I’d take that shit to my grave

[@hotmamma2126]

@@AudreysKitchen only if they got one too and we trauma bonded

[@idlesun1645]

@@AudreysKitchen noo

[@goose7676]

Imagine photoshopping yourself into a picture of the stonewall riots, and then getting bullied off the internet. And then learning absolutely nothing. Girl boss behavior😍 go girls give us nothing💕💕

[@rowmiry]

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss😍😍💖💖💖✨✨😌🖐🏼

[@toothpicky]

Grrlboss behaviour 💖💖💞💖✨✨✨✨

[@KatKitty_]

GIRRRLBOSSSS BEHAVIOR ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ WE LOVE BUG ASS'S

[@ha_des]

to be fair they didn't do the Photoshop, a shit poster pretending to be a fan did

[@asierx7047]

"go girls give us nothing♥️♥️" is the alternate version of "this man is onto nothing🥶🥶"

[@abbyzoetewey538]

I love the idea that they’re the weed smoking girlfriends so much

[@twiningsirishbreakfasttea3826]

The perfect comment for me to be the 420th like of.

[@plaguerat5911]

They've gone solo!

[@teethcoat4274]

Hope this doesn't come across too weird but they'd need a professional team to look anywhere near as good as the weed smoking girlfriends

[@emmawooten1799]

@@teethcoat4274 I mean tbf the weed smoking girlfriends probably had one

[@pinktlrb]

tumblr being uninhabitable for celebrities is the opposite of a problem tbh

[@theholysnacc]

If a celeb can stay on tumblr longer than a day, yknow they’re good

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

Except Seth

[@Morning_Dewdrop]

Other than Neil Gaiman but he’s not really counted as a celeb

[@IronWangCreates]

Neil’s just like, your neighbour, at this point

[@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard]

Tumblr is the opposite situation of twitter on that regard

[@eduardapimentel1692]

Me, at age 12, stanning Avril Lavigne, was more punk than this

[@callumg3330]

2021 Avril Lavigne is more punk then this

[@loof8713]

@Probably Maybe AVRILL LAVIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGEEE

[@aried2089]

@Probably Maybe why would you put this in my head

[@delicateghoul]

I think the difference is Avril actually wanted to be punk, not someone else suggesting she do a punk thing. Even if she wasn't quite versed in what punk actually was she was the one making the creative decisions. I watched a whole "making of..." doc about her back when MTV did music related things

[@d.lan3y]

Me, at age thirteen, listening to FoB's American Psycho album and dramatically lipsyncing to Green Day's St. Jimmy was more punk than this

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

"we are sending worms to your location" has got to be the most malicious things anyone has ever said

[@dcgumbrecht]

Pink Floyd’s “The Wall” album be like

[@jessicaisibor6157]

worms are great tho!!!

[@lanskandal1181]

Not if you're trying to start a compost bin! I've been looking at red wiggler worms online and I would love if someone would send worms to my location. :p

[@monbub]

reminds me of the boys in my neighborhood who threatened to dump a bucket of bugs in my backyard when I was little

[@theseokchanist]

as someone with a phobia of worms i'd simply fucking die

[@jasminemumba9619]

when they said “paige posts pics of cute puppies, she’s so funny” it gave me the same energy as that meme of the white lady with a bag of chips on her head in the grocery store and the caption was “my friend is so crazy”

[@genuineinterest]

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW TUMBLR GIRLS

[@kyntak5244]

also same energy as white teens going “omg you’re _literally_ SO randommm!! lol”

[@missjindori7209]

they be like: emily👱🏻‍♀️😩 stop🤚🛑🙄 you're🙈 being🧍🏼‍♀️such😳 a crackhead🤪😂

[@Legotrademark]

except that meme was actually cute and wholesome

[@6012reasol]

shes so crazzzzzzzzy!

[@randomboy3m98]

if troom troom or 5 minute crafts made a video about being emo, trampstamps is what it would look like.

[@galaxycat9966]

oh my god you fucking pinpointed it

[@janerecluse4344]

*Savage*, I think I'm bleeding, and completely correct. 😂

[@kaialexander6806]

Sorry, they were asked if they supported MAP as part of the LGBTQ+ community and they said yes and then they were like "on no, we thought it meant morning after pill". Ma'am, do you think the morning after pill if part of the queer community? Ma'am?

[@Rose-lv2vt]

I- they really said that??? The foolery your honor absolute clownery.

[@albaniaalban]

Hm, you could be bi or have been with a preop trans woman/man who wants to use those parts, couldn't you?

[@ja3zex]

@@albaniaalban Then it would be people who take the morning after pill not implying the morning after pill itself is an identity lmao

[@baki_222]

The only "tumblr" thing about these girls is that, they too, haze zero reading comprehension and will blindly slam reblog on anything

[@VanillaVillain8]

Guess they were smoking them weed cigarettes after all

[@baileyloudon8110]

It's not even that they're unaware of Tumblr memes, it's like whoever's running their Tumblr is unaware of basic modern pop culture.

[@AndreaMartinez-ip2vu]

That part does make me suspicious that this is all some kind of meta-ass art project. I feel like I could dial up a random person’s mom and she would at least have heard “ACAB” before on the news or some shit.

[@pinksucccubus]

@@AndreaMartinez-ip2vu The marketing team could be captive in a basement somewhere... That is also a possibility.

[@Anon26535]

You know those Nigerian scam emails that are written in broken English and are obviously fake? Supposedly the people who write them aren't really that backward, they just do it deliberately so people smart enough to realize what it is will just delete it and forget about it and only people dumb enough to give away their financial details will contact them. I think that could be what we're seeing here.

[@vaisakh_11]

@@Anon26535 Goddamn that's a huge IQ strat.

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@@Anon26535 but what purpose would that serve for them? Why’d they need to filter out the smart off of their feed?

[@uber-cg8vq]

paige isn't a weed smoking girlfriend she's a weed smoking cousin

[@warriorcatfanhawksky]

Why not both?

[@CorinneStephens]

U just said the same thing twice?

[@scarletsage6267]

@@warriorcatfanhawksky ew incest

[@scarletsage6267]

@@CorinneStephens what’s up with the incest jokes

[@ikari4274]

not even weed, its just oregano that someone told her was CBD

[@mrlean5078]

'marisa's literally italian' stays in my head rent free

[@chayden153]

'Bug ass' will stay rent free until I die

[@asierx7047]

🇮🇹🤝🐜🍑

[@imani0nline]

“Trampstamps got run off of tumblr” I’m so glad I live in a timeline where this sentence can exist 😌

[@rabbit__]

A reminder that we aren't living into the *worst* time line.

[@maliberlin9046]

@@rabbit__ or a reminder that we are, in fact, living in the worst timeline

[@whoisthisperson8454]

@@maliberlin9046 this situation changed the timeline to just a little bit better

[@maliberlin9046]

@@whoisthisperson8454 i think the best answer is that we neither live in the best or worst timeline, simply in the weirdest

[@cereal3875]

Ur so pretty

[@Badusername2000]

The fact the they tried to infiltrate 2 communities that are so rooted in being genuine, the punk scene and Tumblr, is hilarious to me, no shit both communities got rid of them instantly

[@jinkieez]

and in general being "woke feminists" while being racist, sexist, homophic and right wing. mmm yikes

[@ahhh4117]

@@jinkieez I mean have u met a terf?

[@georgespiggott5615]

Tumblr? Genuine???

[@emmanuelabreu1986]

Nice profile pic

[@leme9909]

@@georgespiggott5615 its ingenuine in an genuine way. sure your story is made up but everyone knows and/or its 3am thoughts blasted directly from your brain to anonymous internet. so yeah, genuine, if nonsensical

[@AriKnits]

"I've never listened to superwholock" would be, on any other blog, the highest tier of shippost, and I am so disappointed that it was the Tramp Stamps that made it, because I know it isnt even ironic. It could have been amazing, and it was stolen from us.

[@doctortalisman9861]

literally the same energy as "uhm i never went to oovoo javer" hhdngnhkfngf

[@DefinitelyNotCursedPen]

Do a death of the author and reclaim it like a girl boss.

[@BlueGangsta1958]

Now it has the potential to become iconic in a meta-way

[@jimbo5276]

What is "superwholock"

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@@jimbo5276 The term is a portmanteau of the titles of the TV shows Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock. It describes the combination of the three fandoms.

[@Abiost_Roth]

I love the internet's ability to destroy a person's chances at anything with simple 🐜🍑

[@atallglassoffrog5594]

Bugass

[@Fanimati0n]

Is that real bugass?

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

And my immortal

[@lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852]

b u g a s s

[@msthecommentator2863]

insectglutes

[@saTAn-tk5ru]

Even if they weren't an industry plant the sexism and "rapey vibes" in their lyrics is NOT PUNK...We don't claim them

[@manifestationsofasort]

Cheers I'll drink to that!

[@nocturnal_gaming2293]

Damn right👍👍👍

[@gwendalynnwatkins1296]

"Rapey vibes"?? I've literally never heard of them, wth did they say?

[@AkumaDayo]

@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 I'd suggest looking up a few of the lyrics to some of their songs, since that's what was mentioned

[@mynamejeff3545]

@@gwendalynnwatkins1296 One of their songs "I'll rather die (than hook up with another straight white guy)" has a line complaining about a guy being too drunk to get it up, which... yeah sis maybe you shouldn't have sex with people who are intoxicated to the point of not being in control of their bodies anymore. The whole song is a massive cringe-fest, but that line is especially terrible.

[@xavierharper1376]

The funniest thing about loud celebrities getting shooed off the site is that you’ve got people under the radar like Neil Gaiman just hanging out responding to people’s questions and yet he remains unscathed

[@snakewithapen5489]

Because Neil is cool and chill and knows his place among the wild internet hordes lmao

[@slythernoir8217]

Neil is chill we like him there

[@salemsmith7085]

neil doesnt make posts talking about how tumblr he is because he... (checks hand) reads? books???? (how is that tumblr tho im confusion- tramp stamps explain! how does reading books make you tumblr??? most of my friends from there haven't read anything other than fanfiction in years im so confused explain)

[@gordonramslay9955]

I’m surprised there’s not thousands of asks calling him Neil Gayman tbh

[@genericname2747]

Neil Gaiman has done nothing wrong

[@donnie3927]

notice how they always use marisa as the justification. - "we arent queer baiting, marisa is literally gay" - "we arent fetishising poc men, marisa is literally Italian" - "marisa is dyslexic, she cant understand what acab is"

[@GLamoRousCooKie]

Lmfao Italian? Italians are white. What in the American ignorance 🤡

[@ofthewilderwoods]

@@GLamoRousCooKie back in the day, Italians and Irish people, especially immigrants, were discriminated against in the US, but that’s not really the case anymore so if they actually said that, that’s ridiculous.

[@elizabethwojcik1620]

Why is it that everyone seems to think Italians aren't white? 😂

[@MarisaRuben.]

my name is marisa and it pains me

[@StuffAndMore]

wait did they actully say that cause of dyslexicia they din't know what ACAB is? i am dyslexic and that doesn't stop me from just googling the letters ACAB

[@danielnewton2390]

🐛 🍑 "We are sending worms to your location" is way too funny

[@jujufeirrieo2836]

Im crying the Tramp stamps are that one guy's weed smoking girlfriends if they made a band

[@jujufeirrieo2836]

Can't believe im early

[@clownbaby8347]

LMFAO THATS SO FUNNY

[@TheOldHouseInParis]

Lollll

[@kalien0222]

YOU'RE NOT WRONG-

[@flog5232]

NOOOOO

[@azure-mist]

Tumblr users can sniff out celebrities using progressiveness and “alternative aestheticz” for clout like goddamn bloodhounds. And I love that for us.

[@CerpinTxt87]

When you whine about everything, sometimes you are right.

[@werewolf4358]

Tumblr is an impenetrable shitstorm of arcane rituals and esoteric greetings that would give dedicated sociologists nightmares. So some random E-celeb trying to jump in is obviously not going to be chanting "One of us" at the appropriate time or cadence, and that's just an immediate signal for the sharks to begin circling. On the bright side, I now know where all of my shoelaces came from.

[@bee4123]

@@werewolf4358 oh my freaking god 😂 why is this horrific but also accurate

[@ahhh4117]

Someone: #LoveIsLove Me: SILENCE CORPORATION

[@jinkieez]

@@CerpinTxt87 iconic and accurate

[@TalysAlankil]

"my real name is strange aeons" triggered my "what you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons" response, i hope that's intentional

[@silvermagpie1071]

Oh god that

[@dreamknight1776]

Hahaha

[@bobbioleary1266]

100% intentional and downright hilarious

[@roselover411]

Absolutely intentional, there's no way that wasn't deliberate XD

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Maybe it was intentional, maybe it wasn't, but... What you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons.

[@CC-rg3tc]

"So, presented with this insufferable caricature of ourselves, the real blue-haired Tumblr SJWs crawled out of our COVID depression cocoons and went, 'yeah, I'll cyberbully three twenty-something women dressing as emo teens and pretending to hate men for clout.'" -Strange Aeons

[@eldron29-a54]

Go get a life

[@arizonagreenbee]

@@eldron29-a54 are you elon musk's kid

[@annahmichel5727]

5:15 oh. Yeah

[@MF-R]

As a Tumblr outsider; it's very interesting to see glimpses into their weird culture. It's like a whole other dialect with a rich history/mythos which contributes to the strange things in their language.

[@MF-R]

This must be how aliens feel whem trying to make sense of humans.

[@your_dad_on_vacation]

Makes me feel like I missed out on a lot lol

[@andynonymous6769]

@@your_dad_on_vacation you didn't miss out much. Talking as a superwholocker when I was 13, most people went on that site to talk about their interests because they were too cringy to do it irl So while you missed out on tumblr culture, did you *really* miss out? Not to mention, just browse heritage posts a little and you'll make up for it all. The memes are pretty easy to learn, even just through osmosis from being on the site

[@esthershih5575]

i swear as someone who's been on tumblr since the early days... tumblr is just a potent bag of chaotic energies, some crazy, some hilarious. Tumblr's a lot more calmer nowadays than what it used to be, at least from what I can see. A lot of the crazier people have moved to twitter. The memes these days however, are still godtier.

[@thatoneguy9582]

all of my knowledge I gained from the Tumblr Iceberg video is being used at full capacity here

[@myhairhasamindofitsown]

You can actually pinpoint the moment Strange Aeons realizes she would actually like to go to Dashcon 2 2022

[@1TW1-m5i]

If someone comptitent, not a scammer, and fully aware of how w everyone would react did it, lots would go just for the meme. Aeons here could even have her own event or something. All they'd have to do is have enough money and not run it into the ground, and you've got some potential there. You'd of course have to have a proper ball pit.

[@blarg2429]

@@1TW1-m5i But would the Trampstamps do a concert, as promised?

[@1TW1-m5i]

@@blarg2429 I honestly think somehow, they'd have to, or at least an imitator, just because. (If I was tumblcon2's program director, I'd at least extend an invite, with a big warning on it about the expected reaction. It would be intriguing how they'd react at very least)

[@CommanderWiggins]

My favorite part is the moment of contemplation before she decides that yes, she would go to Dashcon 2.

[@weirdguy7451]

Strange is actually his real name.

[@beefcakesmchunkerson9079]

Even the ‘about’ is just so industry plant. Like, if they were genuine it would probably just be like two sentences

[@sarie2635]

Also whip smart 😭😭😭

[@honeyyfern9781]

ikr, real modern punk is the garden and they just post videos of themselves in clown makeup lol

[@alexdoorn234]

Heck yeah Icon For Hire had a very personal about section that directly refrenced the third person bio thing. They thanked the fans for making it possible for them to make music. Then ended with xoxo Ariel and Shawn. They changed it since Amorphous came out tho ;-;

[@beesgold1487]

It’s also so sjw strawboy

[@bimbowithadegree420]

@@sarie2635 Right? Like, okay Keith, from Nashville, who is probably 50 years old and watched two seconds of alt tik tok before coming up with that intro- you are indeed very hip and down with the times 😎

[@kitkatmelon]

The idea of having your asks filled with the John Green Cock Monologe and NOT knowing what it is and NOT having any of the context is legitimately the funniest thing ever

[@squigg7107]

They’re probably gonna write a song about all the trolling they’ve received. It’s either gonna be super butt hurt, or a Taylor Swift’s “shake it off” style song about supposedly not caring. I just pray to god they title it Bug Ass.

[@devoutmordexfollower5289]

if they did that, itd be the only song id listen to for the rest of my life

[@mchia9699]

The fact that they use the bisexual flag's colours is killing me 💞💕💗💞💕💘💓💞💗

[@chrisheartman9263]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA C:

[@dreamknight1776]

I know right

[@ScorpionViper1001]

Hopefully they'll go full circle and adopt the "Super Straight" colors next.

[@smallman3381]

It makes me wanna stop being bisexual :')

[@dedcatonxnx]

off topic but where's that pfp from 👀

[@Palindox]

Watching The Tramp Stamps slowly catch onto tumblr memes feels like they aren't even human, but an AI set loose.

[@screaminggecko7660]

its a little alarming

[@anna-maymoon1001]

Big Ashley O vibes

[@DistortedSemance]

The bug ass thing is probably a play on "honeypot", what with them being a plant.

[@Circuitssmith]

You’ve cracked the code.

[@blokkyboi7384]

i like neil gaiman's take on why he still uses tumblr, something along the lines of how he likes to sit on his porch and look out over the overgrown unkempt garden that is tumblr

[@paulp334]

Also everyone is super polite to him, that must be nice

[@chunckled3038]

This is so funny to me because he once replied to some dude asking him to remove gai from his last name because he wasn’t gay and I cried ngl

[@doctortalisman9861]

@@chunckled3038 HELP REALLY GHKFJGJFG

[@juliaalexandre5568]

@@doctortalisman9861 it's funny bc he literally has to correct people who pronounce his name "correctly" as Guyman, which btw is a fantastic name

[@abidizzne892]

@@doctortalisman9861 I saw it on p.m Seymours channel

[@pocketchia374]

Tumblr is a hellsite that barely functions like it's supposed to, but it's *OUR* hellsite the barely functions like it's supposed to

[@Eightsixseven23224]

How is it supposed to function?

[@kloggmonkey]

to quote a top post: current tumblr user here! it's like being on the titanic if the titanic deserved it.

[@guttsu]

Shame about the porn, though.

[@freesuckerMCR]

The very best thing that continues to happen to Tumblr is that it refuses to adapt to how more modern algorithms work and it refuses to go cross-platforms. It's basically built upon their old ass users as myself and that's what keeps it alive.

[@golfwang8084]

I’m contemplating getting tumblr, I had a breakdown and uninstalled all social media except youtube so maybe it’d be nice to get a super chill one lol

[@louises.p6833]

Crying over both 'ah shit it's the bug thing again' and 'we are going to send worms to your location'

[@ardenno5172]

*opens front door* ah shit it’s the worms again

[@athenapromachos3027]

Martin Blackwood be like

[@KatKitty_]

We are going to send buggass to your location

[@bogboybogboybogboyb]

The poor pr person running the blog does have moments of humor

[@fraserking4747]

*”We are going to send worms to your location”* is such an oddly specific threat and I love it.

[@scarlett8782]

the fact that they didn't recognize MCR and know nothing about the Onceler plague on tumbler really says it all 💀

[@Alex-jg2bc]

Oh god the Onceler plague, i think I still have some fanfic I wrote saved on some usb somewhere in my room

[@AnimeGirlYaoiChan]

@@Alex-jg2bc Don't forget the fanart 😭

[@hambelperhurger4547]

I remember it leaked onto KZbin too and 11 year old me was just like ",,,,the onceler??? like t h a t onceler????? from the movie??? with himself??????" I was so confused ;-;

[@VampyBlood17]

The Onceler plague 😖 When selfcest became a thing

[@ireaut9322]

What is the onceler plague

[@katefresina832]

I feel like Tumblr is like the Wild West and my blog is my little farm where there no one is around for miles, but every once in a while I'll hear news from town.

[@moon.2674]

same

[@PacakeQueen]

That's absolutely the vibe

[@espeon871]

Literally lol

[@929er13]

this comment makes me want to go back to my tumblr

[@trustmeineedu]

Well, that was accurate af!

[@carelsby]

I think the thing that is the most infuriating about them is that they call themselves punk, but punk is specifically supposed to be counter-cultural, anti-consumerist, built-ground-up, anti-popular. And the fact they are an industry plant using punk as the aesthetic. Also girls really dye their hair and wear fishnets and call themselves alt 😂

[@erynskye]

FOR REAL its as funny as it is infuriating, honestly. I can't wait to see them next and find them living in a high-middle class suburban home with their cousin-husbands and their new 3rd child named Equestrianne or something. i need to go to another show soon cuz with all these "alt" kids popping up i need a good refresher.

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

@TERFs don't deserve basic rights, and I know this has nothing to do with your comment, but your username is EVERYTHING! I love it!

[@evangelion8793]

agree but specifically calling girls out for this is giving me gatekeeping misogynist vibes

[@Invictus___me]

Yes as someone who's way into punk music it's so lame... Whatever they are doing.

[@Invictus___me]

@@evangelion8793 yeah it could be worded better...

[@ianrash4944]

The tumblr ask about Margret Thatcher is actually an Eric Andre joke when he was interviewing one of the Spice Girls. He followed up the question with "Did Margret Thatcher effectively demonstrate girl power when she hired military death squads in Ireland?" 🤣

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

Tumblr is like on of those places where you need to establish your dominance as soon as you get in there, you need to show that you know what you're getting into, or else there is almost no way to survive

[@ragemutt5372]

Like prison

[@personneinexistante8413]

#tumblrismyprison

[@OceanLily]

But first lurk for at least a year to learn the native language and customs.

[@thefungiwhisperer2313]

@@OceanLily yes

[@ef1876]

Just lurk for a bit and then fight gaud

[@Taschenschieber]

I refuse to listen to the "Just a tumblr girl and a skater boy" song even once but in my mind it is already glued to the verse of "Don't Stop Believing". "Just a tumbr girl livin' in her lonely world... she took the midnight train out of Illinois"

[@mario-lucaionescu4011]

To me the lyrics are too perfect to not be sung to "Firework"'s intro

[@theletters9623]

All I could think was "He was a skater boy SHE SAID SEE YOU LATER BOY"

[@cipherbunz2612]

JUST A SKATER BOY, BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT-

[@BewilderedCitrus]

@@mario-lucaionescu4011 That has absolutely no right to work as well as it does, and I resent you for making me admit that.

[@lynndoesntexist]

Ugh now that you’ve said that you reminded me that I have to douse myself in Avril Lavigne once I’m done with this video

[@_JamesEinstein]

I feel like Robert Pattinson could thrive on tumbler if he wanted to

[@whilenya4714]

The possibility of Robert Pattinson thriving on Tumblr and we just not knowing scares me, thanks. (It's true that if he were to thrive he _would_ have to thrive in anonimity tho, because otherwise nobody would ever let him forget Twilight.)

[@maxfitz8577]

he’s the one spearheading the twilight renaissance

[@daddylonglegs3420]

calling it tumbler is so needlessly chaotic

[@nicholasmorgan7156]

He doesnt even know how stairs work wdym

[@wishingwell_333]

@@daddylonglegs3420 ikr.. tumbler

[@ebonyalexis32]

Currently Tumblr feels like I'm an obsessive ex trying to stalk my boyfriend but he caught on and set his account to private. I had an account in my teenage years that had since been abandoned and then started a nsfw account once I got old enough for it to not be child porn. 2018 rolls around and crushes my dreams but not without me fighting back. I attempt to join Tumblr for the third time to join more chapters of my fandoms but it is so different and unfriendly compared to its Facebook-level of acceptability It originated with. I am both jealous of current Tumblr users and way too lazy to colonize a region for my own. Summary : I watch your Tumblr videos the way people on diets watch mukbangs.

[@cxvz5576]

XD nice analogy at the end there

[@worlds-worst-princess1782]

that was a wild ride from start to finish

[@lucy1472]

this was a rollercoaster

[@taurusandlibra2638]

I- I did essentially the exact same thing step by step that is so bizarre

[@blonderuby]

sometimes i'm suddenly and painfully reminded that i know the girl who wrote the original "i like your shoelaces" post and i've never met someone with more regrets

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

Tell “I like your shoelaces” girl that she is incredible and I hope she is doing well

[@tradbimbo]

I hope she's having a great day

[@poughkeepsies5363]

Do you have to tell her you like her shoelaces every time you see her

[@blonderuby]

@@poughkeepsies5363 i only ever see her at anime conventions but i'm sure she'd just fully ignore my existence if i tried

[@poughkeepsies5363]

@@blonderuby that's the saddest thing I've ever heard love is dead

[@miriamwheeler8104]

I feel like someone put a Wattpad story from 2013 written by a middle school girl about her ocs being in a band into an AI and that AI is currently controlling the Tramp Stamps various social medias.

[@Grugthegruggr]

PFFFFFFT PLEASE YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT 😩

[@pakki6555]

Finally a theory I can fully support

[@Attackontrashcan]

I wouldn't be surprised

[@anarchomando7707]

Link please

[@Attackontrashcan]

@@anarchomando7707 ?

[@tombboy1436]

my friend bullied one of the fake stan accounts they run and he was like "oh i know you wanna call me a f*ggot dont you" and they proceeded to do so and he celebrated

[@_gremlinboy]

It's so funny when you're like "go ahead say the slur" and they DO lmfao like hell yeah at least u put ur chest into it

[@willowarkan2263]

sweet

[@ahhh4117]

Some people say twink when they wanna say f@g and I hate them

[@LesbiansMarie]

@@ahhh4117 Then there’s me who calls my friend a twink as a joke. But referring to any sort of “bottom” gay person as a twink and meaning it is just gross. I can’t say it’s them wanting to say the f-slur, but rather it feels like the fetishization of mlm. But it could be both, I’m just going off of what I’ve seen.

[@karak962]

🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 JESUS

[@thylacoleonkennedy7]

The Tramp Stamps describing themsleves as 'unfiltered' when it was blindingly obvious from the get go that they were industry plants and thus filtered through the equivalent of a decade's worth of paper funnels from my undergraduate chemistry labs is honestly hilarious.

[@babbybobabs8701]

The TrampStamps are like, a conservative man's idea of a tumblr user from logging on once in 2014

[@wheattthins3579]

Akdjsksjakjdkakas it’s literally what huge corporations think teen girls want for representation and it just kills me a little inside🥺

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

@@wheattthins3579 yeah because they want teen girl audience (i.e. profits) but refuse to actually see them as people and give them respect. capitalism at its finest.

[@leme9909]

yes! like conservatives had a thinktank and were like 'hmm what do those SJWs do' and sold it

[@Sire-Swagg]

One of them is literally a conservative and is married to a white guy, I kinda feel bad for him 😭

[@soop5467]

"Just a Tumblr girl, and a skater boy, taking on the world, stuck in Illinois" ...They took the midnight train going anywhere.

[@leme9909]

he was a skater boy, she said see you later boi, still stuck in illinois

[@WordsofHeresy]

I would, too, if I was stuck in Illinois

[@kyburz2008]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@InsaneInsomniac1]

The one with blue hair actually terrifies me and I don't know why. She triggers my fight or flight reflex. She looks like someone's mother trying to sneak into Warped Tour to spy on them.

[@thunder_heads]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Steampunkfox143]

Or the mom who sneaked into a middle school dressed as her daughter and pretended to be her

[@JB-wl7jx]

She looks like the girl that pretends to be friendly with you at group hang outs only to fuck your bf behind your back and then gaslight you you you get uncomfortable with her and like she regularly underdeeda her fish because she doesn't think it's like a real pet

[@emilybarclay8831]

She used to make her barbies hit eachother after she made them bang

[@iamhydration9263]

@@JB-wl7jx this a lil too specific

[@IIITrunks]

POV: you just got home from your evening shift and your older sister starts oversharing about a weird, esoteric tumblr trend while you eat greek yogurt.

[@FrankGlizzy4647]

You're gonna need a huge bucket of greek yogurt

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

​@@FrankGlizzy4647 Bold of you to assume I'm not stoned and therefore not eating out of a "girlie this batch is meant to be used in cooking" sized tub

[@FallenEpic]

Tumblr isn't a post apocalyptic wasteland, it's a Miyazaki style post apocalyptic countryside where I live in my cute Welsh village next to a coal mine and see the craters of past long gone wars pocketing the land.

[@Leafeon56]

As someone who went from a loki/superwholock tumblr to an art and poetry tumblr... Yeah

[@bigdadbeefsticks]

Nah that's just noxious gases from chemical warfare making you hallucinate in your final moments 😂

[@Visplight]

@@bigdadbeefsticks I mean... it's possible, but heck, I'm enjoying it anyway.

[@athena2448]

you said it so perfectly

[@maybemablemaples2144]

@@bigdadbeefsticks hey please stop calling my faecore/Hoser gassy. I live I that bog 🥲

[@lifeispain3782]

"Does Margaret Thatcher have girl power?" is the best tumblr question I have seen in a while.

[@MinaF99]

It’s an eric andre reference

[@NSR4235-e3x]

@john john I'm pretty sure it is

[@katamari_of_luv]

@john john it's from the interview with mel b/scary spice, s2 ep9

[@skore9975]

Do you think she effectively utilized that girl power by funding illegal death squads in Ireland in the 1980s?

[@elliottgreen8018]

@@katamari_of_luv I'm

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

I've never used Tumblr, but looking from outside inward, and seeing 'Bug Ass my beloved' in a heart-shaped locket is hilarious and i dont even know why, or what context makes it funny. These tumblr memes seem insane though

[@maizen1335]

The best part is there is no context, someone just found a site that let you put stuff in a heart locket and everyone went feral

[@RedReaper1997]

tumblr is funny because that's where half the memes on the internet come from and people think the site is dead. but it's not? the whole site is still generating new interesting content and memes. tumblr is 100% insane but it's also really entertaining too.

[@grmpf]

@@RedReaper1997 This sounds like it took over the function 4chan used to have.

[@Mr.Marbles]

@@grmpf yeah, 4chan used to have that chaotic energy. now its just boards about interests which produce at least funny niche memes and the rest is edgy bois. not even nazis. just people pretending to be nazis for the most part which is... somehow even sadder?

[@rue.diohead810]

there’s absolutely no context to any tumblr memes, it’s just taking stupid shit people have said on tumblr and then making fun of it until the jokes get so unrecognizable that only people who witnessed them in real time understand them

[@irafayeb.casinillo4113]

"can't trust anyone on this site" that's the point

[@wolfwriterRodger]

a little done with myself, when "acab" came up my brain was like "obviously it means assigned cop at birth" no girl

[@ratVen0m]

It happened to me before too 💀

[@generatoralignmentdevalue]

I first saw the term as a search suggestion when I put in the name of a nonbinary anarchocommunist lefttuber so I was expecting a video about being assigned capitalist at birth and how it compares to having a gender. Still vaguely disappointed.

[@katatonikbliss]

i was assigned cop at birth, i came out the womb telling my mom to stop resisting

[@natashap7591]

Literally that was my first thought when acab first started gaining traction on tumblr

[@eldron29-a54]

If in the future I ended up being a cop due the lack of work possibilities, I'm gonna use that joke.

[@emilyk3500]

I was in art yesterday and this girl had rainbow shoelaces that were really cool and I straight up said "I love your shoelaces!" I cannot explain the surge of SHEER PANIC that I felt when I realized what I said

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

And that is, kids, how I met your mother

[@thesleepydot]

What was her answer doe 👀

[@radioactivepower600nanaspersec]

Give us her answer 👀

[@NecroticNightshade]

... But how did she respond?

[@xbTHEBlackAngelbx]

this cliffhanger tho

[@sabrit0n35]

they seem like the type of people to say "can you be my gay best friend" when a gay male comes out

[@Circuitssmith]

That “about” section sets off massive alarm bells, starting with the word “introducing”. I don’t think I’ve ever heard about something being introduced outside of a company meeting or a biology paper.

[@kbye2321]

In addition, the middle of it seems to actually ‘in their voice’ while the rest of the paragraph is more ‘corporate bite size summary’ in tone. It’s like poor Jeremy had to expand a prompt that Paige barely started that she turned in late…

[@cor289]

“We are so rebellious and irreverent” “We don’t kiss straight white boys😩✊🏻♥️”

[@jinkieez]

they paved the way

[@ahhh4117]

As a gay MOC, I hate that I actually say that (albeit ironically) "Umm I dont date cishet white boys lmaooo, come back when ur gay lmao * peace signs*"

[@lil.disappointment]

they don’t kiss them but will marry them #girlbosspower 🥰

[@wowwhatabeautifuldayoutside]

@@lil.disappointment Goku walked so they could run

[@swanceva]

@@ahhh4117 what is MOC

[@Phosphorescense]

"Stuck in Illinois" as someone who lives here, a fate worse than death yes

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

Leaving Illinois to go to college in Vermont. I’m gonna be out of this hell in 3 months.

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

As someone who got in and got out, am glad I did so.

[@thedumbdog1964]

Was there once, have felt that way since

[@stinkish9634]

was about to comment this, sad. but also yes

[@Buffaloreplaced]

Grew up in Illinois and haven’t lived there since 2017 and never gonna live there again! Only go back to visit family. I literally live in the wasteland that is the panhandle of Texas but I love it honestly much rather die in the second biggest canyon in the country than in one of millions of cornfields of Illinois

[@Brynwyn123]

Imagine saying you're Tumblr girls and not even knowing about John greens favourite taste

[@MHarry-mh6wn]

why must you remind me of that cursed post

[@Loki-pz1uk]

😂😂

[@TheEepyMagi]

The Trampstamps "Bug Ass" incident is like thr Pompeii of Tumblr. Events like the Mishapocalypse and Weed-Smonkin' Girlfriends are all surface level. All the evidence is still there. But this is buried beneath the ash of deleted blogs. But what IS there tells you the raw power exerted here... the only event with equal power is the night of Destiel Super-Hell

[@treyebillups8602]

Please describe Destiel Super Hell to a person who has never watched Supernatural or interacted with its fanbase

[@TheEepyMagi]

@@treyebillups8602 hah, i'm one of em pal. Never watched supernatural, i never intend to. All I know is my secondhand experience. It was like billions of superwholock sleeper agents arose from their slumber and almost burned the website to the ground in a riot of fury, ecstacy, confusion, and sorrow... Maybe the real Superhell was the friends we made along the way.

[@asierx7047]

Destiel Super-Hell was so bad that learning about it isn't fandom osmosis, but full on *fandom radiation*

[@localinternetclown]

as someone who was online during destiel super hell, i concur. nothing has come remotely close to the energy of scrolling through my dash then. it’s all downhill from there tbh.

[@localinternetclown]

@@treyebillups8602 unnnghhhh okay so i have never watched supernatural either so all of my knowledge of specifics is from the surrounding pop culture radiation of that incident, but okay uhhh…. ESSENTIALLY destiel is the ship name for the characters castiel and dean from the show supernatural, which i believe (if some people are to be believed) had hinted at them maybe being A Thing a few times, but never really committed to it. regardless of whatever in the show pointed to it, they were a very long-running ship in the fandom with a very minimal hope of actually being A Thing. anyways at some point in the show’s long run, castiel had made a deal with some entity that he could never have true happiness. go watch sarah z’s videos on the subject if you want more specific details on that, because i don’t really recall. this will be important later. then suddenly, like two episodes (?) before the SERIES FINALE, the show runners did a very unexpected move and has castiel confess his love to dean. and because of that deal castiel had made, he immediately got zipped away because being able to express his love was like, his true happiness i guess? but that sudden moment (because iirc that deal hadn’t been relevant in SEASONS) combined with the disproportionate lack of effort dean’s actor put into the scene + dean not really explicitly reciprocating (to some even seeming disgusted) gave it a very homophobic twinge to people, hence the joke “he got sent to super hell” tying into this vibe. this was then combined with reappropriating a cgi sequence from a completely different episode more befitting the “super hell” to create the meme we all know and love. i don’t 100% know, anyways, that’s just what i recall. go watch sarah z’s videos on it, like i said. ANYWAYS, obviously the sudden canon status of a very popular ship in a once deeply popular on tumblr fandom set the whole site on fire, with the super hell memes being the main focus. this was combined with rumors (which turned out false) of putin retiring and the state of georgia flipping blue during the 2020 american presidential election to create beautiful chaos. the phrase “putin was so sad about the state of his favorite ship destiel that he’s retiring” and “destiel made georgia turn blue” were uttered. truly a night to never forget. there were some secondary waves with the final two episodes of supernatural, which got memed on for completely ignoring the whole destiel being canon and just being a really terrible ending to a series as a whole, but they weren’t on the level of super hell. also a conspiracy about the dubs of the finale which seemed to show dean reciprocating more explicitly and what that meant, that’s a whole other thing though. go watch Sarah z’s videos. idk just generally go consult other sources on this. i only remember so much.

[@snottyskunkmoth5373]

"bug ass, my beloved" IS THE ABSOLUTE FUNNIEST THING I LOVE THAT

[@BigGayIncorporated]

I was not expecting it and lemme tell you I lost 100% of my shit laughing

[@olimagmoli]

"it does, in fact, predate bug ass" has me dead on the floor

[@megd9998]

imagine if it was the actual members just getting so excited about the amount of traffic their blog was getting only for their faces to fall when they realise that it’s all just spam

[@iancraig5415]

Coming back to this after a few years and its honestly astonishing they thought they could get away with being a modern punk band with no bassist.

[@tinathemacaw]

Honestly of all things the "We are going to send worms to your location." was the one that got me bursting into laughter.

[@afish1659]

Jane Prentiss

[@1TW1-m5i]

That feels like it came from a Tumblr user

[@gN0mseryiops]

I was searching for this comment-LITERALLY SAME

[@sanriodeppressionthermos8602]

Is this a threat?

[@alitaniak7404]

@@afish1659 Jane Prentiss but with a worm on a string aesthetic

[@pintpullinggeek]

The Tramp Stamps are going to make a fantastic Internet Historian video in a year or so's time.

[@braxaculee]

God I can’t wait

[@Otra_Chica_de_Internet]

He would probably make a lot of weirdly anti feminist jokes, or the comments would be full of those types of jokes lol idk he seems like the type of guy to do that and his audience too

[@emmaleyna]

@@PickleSurpriseVEVO despite him being incredibly left leaning politically. Hm

[@thomasb7347]

@@PickleSurpriseVEVO You are hilarious

[@pintpullinggeek]

@@Otra_Chica_de_Internet I'm not sure I've ever picked up any anti-feminist sentiments from his work, mostly he seems to be anti-stupid. Would you be able to highlight some for me? As for commentors, we all know that KZbin comments are a trash fire of people casting aspersions and half-baked theories.

[@Leoniscordis]

As a Tumblr gremlin of 10 years, I agree it is completely uninhabitable.. it's like a pocket dimension

[@danniugh3127]

If you didn’t get into tumblr years ago, don’t get into it now. We’re all territorial gremlins

[@depressionpie4859]

Ok but “I am going to send worms to your location” is the most tumblr thing they’ve said and I’m kinda impressed

[@sophie9419]

The NSFW ban was so sad. I miss old tumblr, despite her flaws.

[@bubbadoo10]

She was kinda quirky tho, and that was nice

[@o5-7firefox]

The- what?

[@blackholebunny9815]

@@o5-7firefox Tumblr used to have a large community of NSFW artists but in 2016 tumblr had a huge sitewide ban that removed all of that and also shutdown a lot of people's blogs. If you ever see a post that's like "hey this post might have sensitive content" that's cause of tumblr's censor thing. (also your not allowed to look at the post lol). Since a decent chunk of tumblr's users were nsfw artists or consumers, a decent chunk just. left.

[@jeanne5922]

@@blackholebunny9815 It sucks for the people that were Sex Workers cause they were banned and they can't promote their content :( All we have left is Twitter and Snapchat😭

[@errortryagainlater4240]

It was the crazy containment zone and we didn't appreciate it enough.

[@mintyepic]

bug ass and gaud were completely unrelated! i was the original bug ass sayer (mintyandthewitchbois if you go back far enough in the notes). it was a in-joke from my friend group since early 2020 and a bunch of users latched onto it. truely my peak as a tumblr user

[@antediluviantheropod3696]

yeah, i was there also and it started off as just the phrase bug ass. the image got added on way later down the line by like a few hours(?) i have no idea the whole event feels like a fever dream.

[@eatsteas]

how does it feel to be part of history

[@skymin963]

just want to say ily as another member of the trenches that night o7

[@ZimLikesPastaAnimation]

Thank you for your service in protecting us.

[@fool4343]

aw man how does it feel to be a genius

[@ourwitchheinwalde]

I feel like like the Tramp Stamps account is actually a learning computer designed to find the limit of human cringe.

[@cxvz5576]

Hello, new Tumblr-er here, it feels like walking into your grandma's old house that she left for you in her will, it's nice and comforting in a way :D also I'm glad I found this video so that I could catch up on all the tumblr memes from the last five years lmao

[@cameronmcallister7606]

"What's your real name?" Few people know that Strange Aeon's real name is Strange Aeons, he is married to (N/A)

[@coal1818]

I MISREAD N/A AS Y/N-

[@boldanabrasevic3020]

@@coal1818 Quick, someone fanfic this

[@thesleepydot]

@@coal1818 SAME 😭

[@alisonpurgatory85]

Her name is Strange and she’s married to Abby Classic

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

Abby now goes by Abby Aeons after the wedding

[@jennthehobbit9676]

I would literally watch a 3 hour video of you just explaining tumblr memes

[@1TW1-m5i]

The onboarding video for anyone who wants to sign up for Tumblr

[@peiithos]

As a person who wants to use tumblr but is terrified of it, yes please.

[@aleak2385]

@@peiithos she mentioned it in the video but almost all tumblr memes can be found on the tumblr heritage posts and usually the posts themselves are all the context you need

[@gordonramslay9955]

SAME

[@nm9688]

Sarah Z

[@Jeerin_]

i have never been on tumblr ever but hearing "bug ass spammed relentlessly" made me break down laughing and I don't know why

[@cee_ves]

So proud of the morning after pill on coming out as a morning after pill. Keep your chin up you absolute morning after pill, morning after pill

[@catkid25]

While I do agree that yes tumblr is largely uninhabitable for celebrities its always wild that there genuinely are some celebrities that use tumblr. Tumblr exists in such a way that Taylor Swift has a tumblr blog and no one knows.

[@innovatorbunny]

madonna also has a tumblr blog that no one knows about

[@1TW1-m5i]

As it should be.

[@cindyscrawly1672]

Wow... i never thought about that... I should nuooy those two more... you know in case they are reading...

[@erynskye]

thats the best part. famous people are treated exactly the same as anyone else. thats why its so easy to spot celebrities on the site just looking for clout or cool kid points.

[@satan69]

its so hard to distinguish whos a celebrity on tumblr and who isn't because theres no checkmarks and such and you dont see anyones follower count

[@osvaldo3753]

They sound like a machine trying to pass the turring test, but it learned human emotion from cringe facebook memes

[@pakki6555]

OOF-

[@sanna9062]

*turing

[@mrsscreamgirl5332]

I found my new favourite insult

[@Malum09]

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE "JUST A TUMBLR GIRL AND A SKATER BOY" ARE ACTUAL SEERIOUS LYRICS FROM A REAL SONG!

[@cam4636]

What are you talking about, our predictive text generators were calibrated to "teenage interests" and "pop punk;" this is an extremely real song to which humans definitely relate

[@AsterixAsteriskProjects]

just a Tumblr girl living in a lonely world she took the midnight train going aaaaanyyyyywheeeereee just a Skater Boy born and raised in Illinois he took the midnight train going aaanyywhereee

[@lindsayshanks7555]

Returning after the Dashcon video I'm pretty certain Tramp Stamps will, unfortunately, not be performing for Dashcon 2 😔

[@Magiccazza101]

Tumblr users are being isolated on an island and has become a completely new species of social media users over time due to the isolation from other social media.

[@eminakostic3406]

Evolution in action

[@jnics10]

The Madagascar of social media.

[@afiamahmood1313]

I really wonder what would happen if this happened to Twitter....

[@sexylazercatwizard]

It's really just a bunch of fuckin weirdos that won't get called out

[@pablopereyra7126]

@@sexylazercatwizard I don't see the problem with that. Living your life in constant fear of what people think of you is misery. Unless you mean "weirdos" as in "pedophiles" or something similarly awful, a group of goth gays who simp for Susie from Deltarune are not the people that really _need_ calling out.

[@NewtsAhoy]

It takes a special kind of fortitude to stick around on tumblr as a brand and they never stood a chance once they started calling themselves tumblr girls

[@cecilialima3379]

like Denny's

[@NewtsAhoy]

Exactly like Denny’s. And even they had issues along the way

[@asierx7047]

_"On a scale from OSHA to Tramp Stamps how well received are you by tumblr"_

[@izzyjenna8989]

Not them saying Maggie thatcher was “💕💕💕” I’m done 💀💀💀

[@jukebox_julia]

frightened and confused by the way it was tagged “tampons should be free” as well

[@spooky_nerdd5989]

@@jukebox_julia they have a brand deal with some company that's tagline is abt free tampons

[@totalweirdo8538]

@@spooky_nerdd5989 And now I am somehow more confused

[@BlueGangsta1958]

@TotalWeirdo Which is pretty Tumblr so I guess they fit the role of the village Idiot for the Internet home of the village idiots, Creeps and prophets

[@anyachloe7466]

“Just a tumblr girl and a skater boy taking on the world stuck in Illinois” my brain hears this to the tune of Don’t Stop Believing