Space Jam 2 is a Lie

[@supereyepatchwolf3007]

Hey. Sometimes you just gotta get a little wild. Just want to shout out my patrons for making this video possible, my last two vids had there revenue claimed (not as bad as demonetization cause they still show up in peoples feeds), which mean I make zero dollars from them, which stings considering combined they have over a million views. If it weren’t for my partons, stuff like that would be pretty crippling for me financially, but thanks to them im fine, and can continue doing big crazy projects that dont make much fiscal sense. If you’d like to become one, you can do so here (also thank you I love you): www.patreon.com/Supereyepatchwolf And if not, hey, its cool, hope your having a good day and thanks for watching the video.

[@p0ppysmic13]

so i see this is why. I miss your vids, man I hope to get to your patreon once i learn how to work with it in our country. Hope youre doing well EyepatchWolf!

[@qualityshitposter9314]

Cringe Jk

[@myc2851]

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[@smjaiteh]

Tomorrow’s my birthday, so I’ve accepted this video as my birthday present. Thank you for putting in the effort!

[@Idk-fo6ih]

This video is my new favourite thing on KZbin. Thanks for another banger mate

[@fursuitjumpscare]

Bruh, you actually had me believing that Space Jam was really a story of a man sacraficing his humanity for sensationalism and a drive for power.

[@nerdalotdulac8552]

Oh man, same here. I don't know if I feel cheated or if I admire Eyepatch even more. Maybe both.

[@AngryShooter]

I don't think part 1 of this video is ironic, but I could be wrong.

[@OneStarRating]

That's the story of MJ. A man drowning in his own egotism to the point where he only feels somewhat human after his whiskey fix. There was no escape from hubris once he went down that path and now we can all see it for what it is.

[@safari8447]

Sameee 😂😭

[@galemisoki6320]

NO FRFR

[@juliol527]

I've never seen someone put so much effort into getting his fanfic read.

[@chrissullivan6572]

Perks of the job, my guy

[@KreezySways]

🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@wn950]

Was the beginning real or was that fake too? I literally can’t freaking tell

[@DBStax]

@@chrissullivan6572 tru

[@DBStax]

@@wn950 real :)

[@jp5394]

Eyepatch Wolf was so disappointed by the trailer he shared his own Space Jam 2 fanfic disguised as a shitpost because he's too embarrassed to admit it

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

tbh i'd be fine if he did more fanfic videos like these, this was really good

[@MisterLackLustre]

it's perfection

[@Archimonde259]

He shouldn't be because his fanfic is infinitely better than the jank we got

[@wademiller3859]

The sad part is that this script is way better than the actual Space Jam sequel we got.

[@tomby_]

Agreed.

[@SnowpawShaw]

Feature length HBO Max commercial

[@WrathClub]

There were multiple points in which I felt I should stop watching this video but I couldn't look away. I had to confront it. I can never go back.

[@punishedbung4902]

You truly were the mightiest of Lyleberts for this one.

[@shakacien]

About 20:00 right?

[@Crudeman6669]

@@shakacien I want to erase that scene from my head.

[@Virjunior01]

I'm punching out. Never cared about Space Jam... like everyone in high school saw it, I didn't bother after seeing the branding all over everything and "I Believe I Can Fly" played absolutely everywhere.

[@jaimelopez364]

Fucking same!

[@mrc0bb18]

Imagine being a long time friend of Eyepatch and one day he asks you to draw for him a yaoi fanfiction of Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny

[@Lakatu]

I could never imagine undertaking such an honor

[@ostrichlord9097]

Just another day in the life

[@zephaniahhester2761]

I'd do it.

[@maxmad7641]

Rough night

[@justintheis9216]

Hey i haven’t seen the video yet, but this is the top comment. Why?

[@elbradto12]

This is probably the best example of “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie” I’ve ever seen.

[@theblackdragongamer3069]

It’s even better as the time where most people figured out it was a sh*tpost was exactly half way through the whole video 😂

[@robot3266]

I just love how all the Monstars are just variations of the joker and then agent smith is just randomly in there

[@SaintGekko]

I love the idea that Michael Jordan's face at the end of Space Jam 1 is just him realizing the existential horror of being so good that nothing holds meaning.

[@doggerlander]

"The only one who can beat me is me."

[@mr.bluesky8636]

@@doggerlander That actually sounds like the coolest plot for a sequel tho lol

[@nait5340]

Saitama can relate

[@justaneditygangstar]

Imagine Luffy would be like that once he becomes the Pirate King xD

[@anoninunen]

@@justaneditygangstar The job of a pirate is never done, because noone tells a pirate what not to do.

[@JamesLee]

dunno if I can trust this video. Feels like Michael Jordan pulling the strings, yet again somehow

[@-sirbananacat-2184]

He's too powerful, we need to put a stop to him and his plans.

[@jmaster2855]

Shit man James Lee, I see you've been on a Space Jam downward spiral after losing... well, you know.

[@rantarific]

"youre so sexy" - James lee to lola bunny falling on a pit

[@TommyTheCat_05]

Holy shit one of my favorite artists watches another one of my favorite artists... I’m so happy to lmao

[@knitum403]

Sorry James, Not so much talking about Lola Bunny o this video.

[@Pepper_Pip]

This feels like April fools video but it was posted in may.

[@VROSHARD]

Agreed 🤣

[@grennbalze]

Was going to comment the same. About 1 month late exactly

[@theinimitablejora522]

Late, no doubt, but better late than never. Especially when it’s this masterful.

[@TheCrispAlien]

It's called Maypril Fool's

[@wolverdep4739]

Yea, that seems about right

[@ImAnEmergency]

We need a new category for top-tier elaborate shitpost documentaries

[@yojcpie6199]

Atlanta season 4 has an episode just like that

[@liambrewerpowerlifting]

@@yojcpie6199that goofy movie episode is awesome

[@nofoodbeforebed]

mockumentaries

[@Megaritz]

Hazel's video on creepypasta

[@gardenagnostic]

@@Megaritzit doesn't feel exactly like a shitpost to me personally, more just a really good horror flick. but that and "the alternate universe pokemon iceberg" by midnight krick is so good. whatever genre these three videos are, i want more. i NEED more.

[@ramirolosadamedina7843]

"You wanna know what's up, doc? How about... your fucking life." That line is genuinely raw. 10/10 shitpost.

[@seanrodrigues8184]

That's when I knew this video was fake, Howard would never say the F word.

[@trollking6315]

A better line would have been, "You wanna know what's up doc? Well how about, what's DOWN? *kicks*

[@emblemblade9245]

I would prefer “your time on this earth” because it took me a few tries to realize that by “your life is up” he meant “your life is over”

[@notsoclearcut978]

@@trollking6315 ammo

[@The7thDraconian]

Honestly, Daffy turning heel is completely in character.

[@sedona493]

I cannot fathom that it took me 16 minutes to realize that this was satire. I sat here and agreed for 16 minutes. I feel ashamed.

[@aturchomicz821]

Same, this says so much about the Internet😑

[@avramweiss4125]

It took me 20

[@manwhoismissingtwotoenails4777]

Oof you spoiled it for me.

[@jutton11]

Whats the problem its all accurate

[@aturchomicz821]

@@jutton11 🙃

[@DARE0451]

This feels like an April Fools joke that wasn't ready on time but honestly? The fact it released on a completely mundane day adds SO MUCH

[@herefortheshrimp1469]

I honestly checked at least twice that this wasn’t released on April Fool’s and I just missed it lol

[@Grantly]

I had to do a triple check too. This was an April fools too late, surely?

[@DARE0451]

@@Grantly Nah I think SEW is just a goddamn visionary

[@stepsistertrap5992]

I think that this is some of the highest quality shitpost I've ever seen. I refuse to think that someone could make a half-hour dissection about the intricacies of Space Jam and how it analyses our drive as humans while being serious. Edit: yeah, this is just the best shitpost video ever.

[@DARE0451]

@@stepsistertrap5992 Sounds like you haven't watched the video bud because that aint what this is.

[@hypatiaforest366]

Imagine letting a movie play for 400 years to then end on a sequel hook

[@crossf2351]

My sides got fucking obliterated when he revealed that the Monstars were made up entirely of Joker

[@_-Lx-_]

*AND Agent Smith

[@glacierwolf2155]

Daffy: "I'm the Joker, baby!"

[@psychoticcoconut4047]

A truly overpowered team

[@NopeNaw]

Hilarious, but ofc my geek brain couldn't help but go "But Warner Bros don't have the rights to the 60s Batman show, Fox (and by extension Disney) does."

[@marink7332]

i think it was legitimately genius when he broke it up with the agent smith.... then to never do that again. amazing punch line that happened six times

[@BDtetra]

When you write gay fanfic but aren't confident enough to share it, so you come up with a 30 minute shitpost to conceal it

[@ae1103]

Wait what-

[@garyejoor1135]

Oh damn he's right

[@spirosaris1630]

Waaauhahahhaahhaahaaa

[@johnbob5137]

Gay fury fanfic*

[@HyperWraithAL]

@@johnbob5137gay wrath

[@AlternateHistoryHub]

This is how Jojolion ends

[@rjrowley3887]

I didn't know you're a jojo fan

[@glenn_danzig]

Yare yare da

[@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd]

Michael Jordan, the true main villain of JoJolion, initiates infinite calamity, forcing Gappy to activate Soft And Wet Requiem, which creates infinite Space Jam sequels Michael has to star in until the end of time

[@wasawaman8262]

love your vids

[@sv32099]

@@Jsssddfgffghshdhdhusjsjd damn that gives the final scene of space an air of horror

[@xreverse_f1ash]

you got me until the interview thing at around 15 minutes in. The shape of the man, the tone of the voice, and the hidden accent underneath all pointed back to none other than the man who made this video. Michael Jordan.

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Maybe we're all Michael Jordan.

[@Angelkatz9]

Maybe the real Michael Jordan was the friends we made along the way

[@NicoB]

This feels like a moment where we need McDonald's Michael Jordan. "Stop it. Get some help."

[@KingOfDarknessAndEvil]

Holy shit, this comment section is such a massive crossover

[@Andrex2311]

Of all places to see NicoB... Ok, let's be real, I probably should have expected to see him here.

[@wingedmirage4226]

Oh hi Nico! The “real” Space Jam 2 and COV crossover when? lol

[@gracehammond8484]

NICO!!! You're awesome!

[@P5Joker]

NICO!!!!!!!!!!

[@Gellus]

Eyepatch went crazy after that whole computer mess and is now posting April Fools videos a month later, his understanding of the passage of time shattered, forever trapped in an endless limbo

[@kataevellei415]

We need Angel Bugs to save the day.

[@haphazardlark1502]

Something about releasing this so far from April fools day makes it work way better imo. Keeps you fucking listening, that’s for sure. WAIT WHATS HAPPENING NOW??

[@tokuyou3811]

i love how you captured his cadence with this post

[@Hartvigen]

This is the most elaborate shitpost I've ever seen and I fucking love it

[@Megaritz]

I might also recommend "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden," the excellent fanmade video game sequel to Space Jam that came out around 10 years ago. Unironically a masterpiece.

[@teacat]

Same man, it's like an unnecessally long arg deep dive video but my brain knows it's just a shitpost, but I the editing style makes it feel like it isn't

[@AStrangeTrap]

Yo hentai boy, nice to see you doing some research.

[@revoe5522]

Will there be a lola bunny review

[@thunar1970]

So this is a shitpost right? I was a little confused at one point.

[@Cloperella]

It's amazing how what is essentially a fake script meant to be a shitpost is still leagues better than what New Legacy wound up being. And I'm not even kidding, the big difference is that despite this being done for a laugh, it had real heart and passion behind it, which is why it's so entertaining.

[@mitsukithesnek2607]

The ultimate "You had us in the first half, not gonna lie".

[@juststatedtheobvious9633]

The existential scream didn't warn you? I knew where this was going, but I had no idea the amount of passion and effort that would go into it. o.o I'm still in awe.

[@alicekingston8521]

When he got to the director is when my dumbass finally realized it was satire, but I was then thinking, "This joke is a little too played out at this point." However when the villains of the WB I was ready for this ride.

[@mitsukithesnek2607]

I guess, I was late... I realized it was a joke, when bugs appeared next him in his bed...

[@Z50nemesis]

@@juststatedtheobvious9633 i mean the existencial scream is not that different from what he usually covers

[@reloadpsi]

The first outright not true thing is that guy with the blank IMDB portfolio. Everything up to then is anywhere between truth and reasonable conjecture.

[@fenrisulv6156]

16 minutes of creepypasta followed by 16 minutes of fanfiction. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

[@cookie1157]

“You can’t just turn Space Jam into a shonen battle manga” SuperEyepatchWolf: “that’s where you’re wrong kiddo.”

[@friendlyhobo6483]

Kuroko No Basket: Am I a joke to you?

[@Rawyr]

Barkley: Shut Up and Jam Gaiden: "Bruh, you're a tad late"

[@j.2512]

He never read Tails Gets Trolled

[@DaDualityofMan]

@@friendlyhobo6483 You mean Basketball Z?

[@ebiUsher]

more like a shonen _ai_ battle manga

[@carwyn3691]

"Handsome guy talks at length about absolute nonsense" is by far the best youtube genre

[@sammysmith6437]

Could you recommend some more of that for me?

[@ChuckyMarks]

​@@sammysmith6437I'd say Wendigoons content often falls into that category

[@Melody_Raventress]

Contender for sexist accent on KZbin?

[@Ranakel]

I can't believe he used the Space Jam 2 discourse to put out his gay warner bros fanfiction, the absolute mad lad.

[@Dyler]

Michael is gonna take this WHOLE video personally and use it as fuel to make better anime documentaries than Wolf.

[@conjared2803]

Imagine Michael Jordan doing an analysis video on why Redo of Healer is a subversive masterpiece

[@MultiLetz]

The battle of the titans, that would change the anituber sphere rumble

[@Kaltagstar96]

Which will hopefully lead to them collaborating on something.

[@Notben10-s3p]

That's all he needed

[@GohanLSSJ2]

I swear, if he starts to review Anime? Re:Zero should be on the list.

[@ApolloDawn85]

This video is proof that regardless of the topic whether it be anime, wrestling, or a fanfic of Space Jam, I’ll apparently dedicate 30 minutes of my life to simply hear this man talk.

[@derianardor]

Preach

[@guve25]

He has a podcast channel called "let's fight a boss"

[@Higuy7500]

I remember forcing all of my friends to watch this video on the night of my 20th Birthday Party, and being the only one in hysterics, whilst everyone else watched on in disgust and confusion - it is one of my favourite memories :)

[@switch4964]

Me: "Man he is really looking way too deep honestly. Eyepatch is really going off the deep end now ain't he?" Me seeing Michael Jordan with a beret and glasses Photoshopped on: "Wait a minute..."

[@raffy234]

THE ACTUAL EFFING SAME FOR ME

[@Sakama98]

Well, I wonder if this video script was written by Michael Jordan as well

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

Wait*

[@haharharley91]

You had me. You fucking had me until the reveal of the director. Dear god this is great.

[@Lugmillord]

Yep, my brain was just as slow.

[@Eddie_Sto]

I knew it was something. I thought he was gonna say Micheal Jordan is an asshole! 😂 plot twist

[@reloadpsi]

@@Eddie_Sto In a roundabout way he did: while this video never directly says it, Michael is made out to be a narcissist whose success comes at the expense of his personal connections. That's an asshole by any other name. Sorry if I lowered the mood there :P

[@rokamayono2312]

Same

[@idealicfool]

@@reloadpsi no made out to be about it. That's just how it was.

[@casuallectures2655]

I love how Goku was the straw that broke the animator's back

[@Gio_Panda]

The casual Bugs Bunny sleeping with Michael Jordan reveal just BROKE ME.

[@starbirds007]

you did NOT have to word it like that 😭

[@TheCreativeCartel]

I thought this was a serious video lmao

[@akaony]

Heck I only got it at the sequel? part XD

[@TheSecondVersion]

@@akaony I found it fishy that the "Warner Executive" was depicted like he was in the witness protection program. And then I realized that, though his voice was heavily distorted, he was speaking in Super Eyepatch Wolf's Irish accent. Then I was 100% sure it was a joke (even though his points about Space Jam 1 made sense)

[@HyenaDandy]

It 50% is :P He's entirely right about the themes and ideas of Space Jam from an analytical perspective.

[@BrickyB1243]

@@TheSecondVersion i got it at the twitter part lmao, I died laughing

[@isaacdishongh2432]

i thought so too. i lost my shit when he called that dunk "one of the most profound moments in movie history".

[@oculiocto3185]

Witness as Eyepatch Wolf uses his sobering sincerity to shitpost slash fic with a mood that could only be rivaled by the Pope calling mass to set up a two hour long lead-in to a "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" joke. Truly Eyepatch Wolf has reached the pinnacle of his career. We need to find him competition before he becomes a VTuber just feel something again.

[@AcasualAce]

This literally makes Micheal sound like some tragic anime villain

[@DBStax]

He is tho

[@retro-ronin]

But he is

[@rocksteadyska6933]

play shut up and jam gaiden, then youll know the truth lol

[@sheepgoat3843]

@@herohamza1196?

[@herohamza1196]

@@sheepgoat3843 ?

[@tanks451]

I love the fact that this could've passed as a CreepyPasta and that's what makes it even better

[@torytellstales]

Dude, when it got to the part where it said and Jordon screams....my TV shut off. Scared the crap out of me 😂

[@Joshikage]

this is the best "but can he beat goku" argument i have ever seen in my life

[@herohamza1196]

More like... BUT HE BEAT DRIP GOKU?

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

@@herohamza1196 Superman vs Drip Goku is a win for Drip Goku ngl

[@theeye2604]

@@herohamza1196 this seems like a fanfic

[@BBirby]

I SAW THIS COMMENT THINKING IT WAS A JOKE WHEN I GOT THE THE WEIRD STUFF, WHAT THE FUCK

[@theeye2604]

@@BBirby sir this is the internet

[@sillypinkette]

okay, but the part where he destroys bugs and throws away his humanity was a little chilling and badass

[@Card_Gaming115]

had me on the edge of my seat literally

[@wertyppl]

I REJECT MY HUMANITY, BUGS!

[@susamogus8331]

@@wertyppl JORDANNNNNN!!!

[@asei231]

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THAT WAS SO GOOD- like i wanna animate this SO bad if i had the 1. time 2. motivation and 3. skill because im fucking amature at best.. actually.. i could do this as my senior project.. hmm..

[@pleaserespond3984]

The entire setup is great, we get from Michael being an asshole hero to full-blown villain in a completely gradual manner. It shows how every great evil was once human and got where they are by holding a principle in higher regard than their own humanity. The connection with LeBron was amazing, too. You would fully expect Michael to actually just lose and go to Heaven with Bugs, content in knowing that there is someone to carry on his legacy of dominating the court. But no, it was never about the basketball. It was about POWER.

[@TalkingVidya]

Weirdest way to present us with your Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny fanfic, but all power to you

[@alcerdemon9768]

Amigos a Amantes

[@JaxonHex]

Still better then Fifty Shades of Grey.

[@JenerikEt]

I really thought you were just making fun of john when I first started the video but wow what a turn

[@unsightedjorge458]

Siempre ha sido asi y lo amamos por eso

[@ManuelGuzmanPhotography]

That slow realization this comment wasn't a joke...

[@dantex2812]

This is unironically a more compelling and entertaining story than space jam 2. Not difficult to achieve. But geniously executed

[@DementedDuskull]

That moment when you're too busy researching fake psychics that you aren't able to complete your Michael Jordan April Fools video in time

[@ChibiMalzahar]

I think this is the final form of eyepatch wolf. Using his captivating and dramatic speech style to make half-hour shitposts and fanfics

[@Icarusblack1]

And I'm here for it hahahahahha

[@MacabreHouse]

The complete sincerity in his voice while revealing that the people who working on the movie were all Michael Jordan in different costumes is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while. Great job on the video man!

[@--bee--7704]

I have never watched space jam, but please can someone hire this man to be somesort of alternate space jam director

[@GUIZZARD]

I’d been holding a laugh for a full 19 minutes straight but the moment that bugs bunny appeared at the side of Michael Jordan's bed I just fucking lost it. It's been several minutes now, the video keeps going and I just keep laughing again. My biggest thanks to everyone who contributed to making this video possible.

[@Sunny_Haven]

I burst into laughter at that exact moment too, it was too much.

[@LuisSierra42]

This video is a masterpiece

[@wyrmworks6991]

This was the moment I started laughing too, that was incredible. The fact that Bugs is just *there*, the concern and intimacy that implies he’s been there for many of these nightmares. Are they married? Secretly together because the world wouldn’t accept them? What does cartoon sex look like? So many questions, and yet all of the answers are amazing

[@EternalXObsession]

And here I was innocently thinking his "strangely intimate relationship with Bugs Bunny" was a throwaway joke. Why does this actually have a good setup

[@GreenGearStudio]

Alternate title: Eyepatch spends 15 minutes justifying his yaoi space jam fanfiction

[@mobiusmanray3132]

A R T

[@MisterLackLustre]

@@mobiusmanray3132 no its perfection

[@tylerrose9758]

It's adorable how much Eyepatch can't disguise his voice and how clear it is that he is the Warner Executive. 😂 Great video mate!

[@Strabius]

Michael Jordan being every single person who worked on Space Jam and it's just his picture with photoshopped clothes over him was what broke me agdhsnfjsjfjajdds

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

I love that Michael Jordan has unironically become what the Internet has turned Goku into: A battle-frenzied lunatic looking for any and all characters in fiction to defeat.

[@CPCasey]

I mean…it’s pretty accurate

[@herohamza1196]

drip goku vs neo michael jordan the infinity slayer will go crazy

[@Jason_Altea]

@@CPCasey The biggest difference is Goku just wants to have fun fighting stronger and stronger people. Michael Jordan wants to prove that he isn't at the peak, _he is the peak, and only he decides how tall that peak is._

[@neilzeppeli1614]

@@Jason_Altea "So you think that this is the summit? Okay, fine. I''ll make an even higher one."

[@QuaestorL]

But that's canon Goku, it's no meme, he is a battle hungry sociopath.

[@josemembreno3134]

i avoided watching this video for a long time because i assumed it would be a serious discussion about how the movie was just a cash grab and how lifeless the industry has become because of being hungry for money and nothing else. criticisms i agree with, but a stressful topic nonetheless. ...how wrong i was.

[@magacofi]

What a great way to be wrong about something

[@josemembreno3134]

@@magacofi the best way, even!

[@gio_roll4]

same

[@josemembreno3134]

@@gio_roll4 so there are others...

[@ronaldinho7490]

@ Jose Membreno exept it really isn't all those things and is just 30-year old neckbeards getting upset that kids movies aren't the exact same and being blinded by nostalgia.

[@riymeep6708]

I find 6:16 hilarious. Just this deep, meaningful part about the reality of Michael Jordan immediately turning into being about Space Jam and it took me too long to realize this was satire

[@peytonstarkovich2082]

“Jesus Christ this shit is profound. I should have thought about Space Ja-“ *Bugs Bunny kisses Micheal Jordan.* “God fucking dammit.”

[@suezuccati304]

You know this is somebody's fetish

[@Mripoststupidstuff]

He had me right up until that moment... Fucking brilliant!

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

Thank you, @@karlmarx2395

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

The best shit posts are the ones you don't realize are shit posts at first.

[@jlupus8804]

How did you not realize sooner??? 😂😂

[@alexclayman8697]

I am ashamed to admit that it took me until Michael Jordan passionately kissed Bugs Bunny to realize that this was just a massive shitpost. And for that, I must say- well done.

[@munyiotieno4111]

We all secretly wanted to see Michael Jordan kiss Bugs Bunny

[@lightbrand_]

You didn’t recognize his tone of voice in the "interview"?

[@Quailbbu]

Didn't notice at 15:43 ? Lol

[@idkerick3161]

Same

[@elliceo166]

I had my doubts when all the staff turned out to be micheal jordan, but same

[@Avossk]

I really wanna see all the failed takes where John breaks out in laughter trying to read his Space Jam fanfic out loud

[@rayzorduality2396]

Hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Yes, yes and more yes...

[@san-t7700]

Fanfic? This is clearly a very real script which was written by a very real Micheal Jordan

[@Justin-xn8oi]

FINALLY someone isnt afraid to dig for the truth. a human who is here to expose what needs to be revealed. Thank you

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

Years, even decades from now, there will eventually be a kid that watches this video and think it's all real as much as we thought Lavender Town syndrome was real

[@sammyday9743]

I like that thought. Thank you

[@TheMedjed-k9n]

This video is real idiot 😡 I would know, I’m Michael Jordan and Bugs Bunny Aborted child.

[@jolitero]

The day I realized the Lavender Town syndrome was fake my life crumbled

[@TSC0000]

People actually believed the lavender town shit posts?

[@MessatsuGoshoryu02]

@@TSC0000 Ehy cut me some slack now, everybody believed that in 2009

[@cadenmeyer414]

If "Miracle Jan Doh" is an acronym for Michael Jordan, then Michael B Jordan can be rearranged into "Miracle Hand Job"

[@Venator82]

Making the real observations.

[@dinodoestuff]

Not acronym, anagram Small fix but yeah

[@Cluv22]

This is so crazy that I love it.

[@augustgreig9420]

You are clearly one of those geniuses like the one's at the school for the gifted that Lisa Simpson went to before she realized that she preferred to be a big fish in a small pond and then went back to Springfield elementary.

[@ballisticm0use72]

Nah it's missing the D for that

[@phantomfenrir4976]

This is just a 30 minutes glorified yaoi fanfiction with good production value. And i enjoyed every second of it.

[@Marioroops]

You could have given me 100 guesses to figure out where this video was going... and I wouldn't have even come close. Love it

[@sharkrazor_5313]

I can’t believe this man not only tricked me into reading his Michael Jordan x Bugs Bunny Space Jam fic, but also made me enjoy it unironically all the way through

[@haphazardlark1502]

I haven’t had something demand my full attention the whole way through like this video did for years

[@moss5356]

best Jordan x Bugs Bunny fan fic I’ve seen so far

[@LackingSaint]

This is all true my uncle works on moron mountain

[@billkormas3460]

hi

[@RoseEyed]

You did a Space Jam too!!!!!!

[@bishop6881]

Was he the “anonymous source” in the VHS?

[@zainmudassir2964]

Next video when?! I need this parasocial relationship

[@Julius_Engels-Greer_the_Third]

Had to double check this video wasn't from Jack Saint

[@BonsaiPop]

This is the most meta shit i've ever experienced.

[@chriss8455]

Dope channel brah. Love bonsai pop

[@larsnyman2455]

Holy shit, it’s Bonsai Pop Nice job on the JJK video

[@dwightfry99]

So meta that I hope it doesn't change the channel. This was fun but I don't want to question whether or not his content is satire.

[@Girvo747]

@@dwightfry99 there’s been one or two other videos that straddle the line a bit if I remember correctly

[@daisycutter2978]

your work is inspired.

[@jacksonbarkerthebluehairedfox]

The talent and dedication of this man to make a satirical documentary about a loony toons basketball movie.

[@snoopsq.527]

The way how Bugs Bunny got betrayed twice was just absolutely raw.

[@thehumblewolf]

This story was by FAR better than what the actual movie was. HBO should have bought the rights and made this instead.

[@larsnyman2455]

I’m with you on that one, all the way

[@lissy_love64]

Actually the fact that like alot of these shit post concepts actually made it into the movie

[@Asian2706]

I feel bad for you if you think this is legit.

[@thehumblewolf]

@@Asian2706 I feel worse for you

[@thehumblewolf]

@@Asian2706 no one is mad lol but what was the condition you said you had? We can be accommodating =)

[@shinkinotenki]

"Have you seen Space Jam 2?" "Yes! Well, no...it's complicated."

[@MatchaTheVibeking]

The moment Michael grabbed bugs' neck was more compelling and evoked more emotion out of me than anything netflix has ever spat out.

[@faxenmacher4633]

Your taste in Netflix seems to be questionable.

[@LadyGrayce]

when you first released this video, I was intrigued. then amused. then disturbed. and then bewildered. but now I am enamored, and cannot go a single day without watching it

[@lsdeann_3293]

At first, I was afraid. I was petrified..

[@Ttegegg]

Is impressiveb

[@MamaWheelz]

How's that going, btw?

[@LadyGrayce]

​@@MamaWheelz It has a stronger hold on me than any drug ever could. it defines my life in its entirety. this video is as omnipresent as the concept of existence. I am forever intertwined with Space Jam 2: Battle for Reality

[@nathanielreichley4640]

I've watched it twice

[@hypan0vaULTRA]

my suspicions were raised when he began talking about space jam like it was some occult phenomenon and some torturous exploration of the human existence. my suspicions were confirmed when he made the director sound like a mysterious entity. my suspicions were validated when you could clearly hear wolf's strong irish accent during the "interview with the producer of space jam 1". gg, wolf, gg.

[@gandalfthegrey1873]

All joking aside the artist here Rebecca Reynolds/Brobexx is deeply talented. Her drawings are so good at giving the illusion of movement and speed and have such a great sense of drama.

[@adhdweirdo4314]

I especially lo-lov my god I can’t write this without laughing, i, especially loved the *make out sessions between b-bugs bunny a-and Michael Jordon*

[@bubblelove12]

14 minutes in i finally got to the "found interview footage" and i just couldn't stop laughing. i was dead focused for 14 whole minutes but the voice modifier broke me. man, i love this guy's content

[@RicardoMenson]

Wolf just needed an excuse to post his fanfic.

[@thefirmamentalist9922]

“It’s one of the most profound and horrifying moments in cinema history” made me chuckle

[@aturchomicz821]

Found the Movie Fan, seriously chill

[@HattedGamer01]

@@aturchomicz821 Seems like you're the one who needs to chill.

[@SteamyLinguini]

Punished Daffy is my new favorite tragic villain and I thought I’d never type that out ever in my life.

[@dragoniraflameblade]

Same

[@quirkyqwerty2840]

This makes so much more sense in light of the influence video. ...wait, did you just compare yourself to Michael Jordan-

[@quaelgeist3337]

Holy hell

[@gregcadman6559]

Jokes aside, the part where Michael Jordan calls back to his early line about Bugs being "what keeps me human" was actually sick from a narrative standpoint. Having an early line come back with a brand new, totally different meaning is just the best shit ever. Some legit good storytelling going on in this video.

[@SpaceOcelot4548]

Ikr that shit was good fr

[@mohamedrawadali7938]

Eyepatch is a storytelling genius

[@wize1ner]

Right, I was thinking "damn they need to make this movie"

[@ramirolosadamedina7843]

Yeah, for something that's meant to be a shitpost, it genuinely well written.

[@Joescotterpuss]

"So what's your favorite anime?" "Space Jam 2. I love how they portrayed Michael Jordan and Bugs relationship."

[@reNINTENDO]

"So what's your favorite acting performance?" "Heath Ledger as the Joker in Space Jam 2."

[@Aesoporific]

In Japan, that would be a perfectly valid answer. In the west, people get oddly snobby about what is and isn't anime.

[@ErmiteModerne]

This video is canon.

[@MissLouva]

Salut l'ermite

[@themecoptera9258]

Space jam gaiden

[@mohamedrawadali7938]

Oh l'ermiiiiite

[@desfigon8552]

Ce crossover improbable entre les youtubers, merci l'ermite!

[@Serpillard]

Je vois que les fous se rencontrent...

[@Killer-fb7io]

This video is really haunting knowing that he make it from horror of hitting 1 million views and is now terrified that nothing changed and he lost everything and is chasing something which is infinite .... which mean faceless

[@stardustjarr]

"The best shitposts are ironically the ones that have effort put into them." -Leonardo Beethoven

[@erickhiguera6644]

complete opposite, the best ones are involuntary source: Ludwing van DaVinci

[@Koel_Hellion]

Yo I didn't know you had a youtube channel

[@stardustjarr]

@@Koel_Hellion i do but i only post when the videos are too big for twitter lol

[@Koel_Hellion]

@@stardustjarr ah, I used to know you back from ifunny lol, I think you drew something for me way back

[@paradise8061]

i cant believe michael jordan performed the chaos dunk and destroyed all of existence

[@MegaDeathRay10]

Warning the following comment is canon

[@partypants5629]

Geez, spoilers!

[@yochlel2642]

Of course! The whole trilogy was ment to be a prequel for Charles Barkley's Shut Up And Jam 2! How could we have been so blind?!

[@MusicFromAnotherTime]

Where is Hoops Barkley in this conspiracy? Gotta look into him.

[@lawtonadams4235]

@@MusicFromAnotherTime there was footage of him at the beginning as one of the people that he singled out and crushed.

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

Warner Bros: *Space Jam 2 Exists* Super Eyepatch Wolf: "And I took that personally."

[@TheMaximus-ho3jz]

so basically, I got baited into watching a Bugs Bunny x Michael Jordan fanfic. I love you, Super Eyepatch Wolf.

[@irenebloodrose3886]

No but the idea of a character losing their only connection to their humanity, the one thing holding them back? It's an incredibly compelling story. Like fuck man I love it.

[@davidjones8043]

@@itme5978 like Thanos with Gamora?

[@darkmeruem992]

there is a character like that named toguro from an anime

[@nckv]

Zaheer losing P'li

[@aturchomicz821]

@@itme5978 thats how children write stories, what

[@kaitlin9288]

Michael Jordan is basically Griffith lmao

[@RizzlerLegacy]

This video starts like a creepypasta, and I wholeheartedly accept, expect, and demand such a thing promptly.

[@airshow406]

There’s actually an updated revision to the Daffy betrayal scene after some notes: Bugs clings desperately to the cliff face, trying to escape the fiery doom that waits below. He sees Daffy approach the edge and cries out: Bugs: Daffy! Brother! Help me! Daffy regards him coldly for a moment before suddenly lunging forward and digging his fingers into Bugs’ hands, eliciting a cry of pain from the bunny. Daffy speaks slowly as a dawning look of horror spreads across Bugs’ face: Daffy: That’s. All. Folks. He then casts the helpless Bugs to his death as a dismayed “NOOOO” bursts from Jordan.

[@adrianafamilymember6427]

Just activate noclip

[@baileygilbert4766]

This is copy from the Lion King 👑.

[@diegodubber2140]

Long. Live. The king!

[@michaelboyd7257]

No Cinemasins ding*

[@aturchomicz821]

@@adrianafamilymember6427 Like the website? Based

[@terstbrows3374]

My jaw quite literally dropped when Jordan killed Bugs in heaven holy shit

[@chrismaystar3014]

The true reason why Michael A. Jordan looked terrified at the end of Space Jam 1 is that he knew he'd be replaced in the public's eye by Michael B. Jordan.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

Adonis Creed!?

[@kingcyclops4079]

Michael Jordan 2.0

[@JaxBlade]

Cell from DBZ wishes he was as Perfect as this video.

[@TenguBlade]

Oh, hey Jax

[@c4blackart243]

This took me for a tricycle ride down a hallway of disbelief, just to have it suspended by twins who only wished for me to play. And play we did. Lol que the food wars clothes burst.

[@patrickcalip948]

What's good Jax! Just watched your ninja turtles video. Great video.

[@theopulentone1650]

Jordan pretty much accomplished what Cell failed to do himself lol

[@SpiralKipz]

Of course Jax would be here lmao

[@mikotagayuna8494]

It's embarassing how many minutes I was into this vid before realizing that it's a joke. Well played, SEW.

[@jaimelopez364]

I think the first part was actually a theory. A Film Theory. It's from the "random warner executive" inter view where the joke started

[@hats_off7890]

That's when you know he made a really good video about his favorite movie

[@Eazydatdude91]

Thats funny because less than a minute in I was saying, "this better be a joke" to myself 🤣

[@CelestialJayx25]

SAME

[@HisLordshipTheOwl]

11:00 did I get Eyes on the Inside and realize Michael Jordan transcended humanity, grabbed the Redstone of Aja and became the Ultimate Life Form

[@StormSnakeMG]

I keep coming back to this video every so often b/c it's half interesting documentary on Michael Jordan, and half absolute batshit crazy storytelling that somehow just WORKS. Genuinely one of my favorite videos ever.

[@PixxelTrixx]

He really took the Lola nerf badly

[@divop_]

ong 💀

[@cybercop0083]

Who cares about Lola? Michael found his Bugs Bae!

[@polyman6859]

We all did…

[@PixxelTrixx]

@@polyman6859 1 year later and I am still trying to heal.....

[@polyman6859]

@@PixxelTrixx Chin up brother.

[@RichardKelevra]

Súper eyepatch wolf whole career was just an elaborate plan to make this fan fiction.

[@ahorribleterribleperson]

He planned every single video, every single subscription, and waited all the pieces to fall into place, to release this. People say the smartest people play chess, but he, he played life.

[@brenoobr]

Absolutely

[@klonoa_thecabbitanimations2515]

I am not a furry I just like cartoons

[@romankotas448]

Just as planned

[@BYTEabridged]

How could Michael Jordan have known, back in the 90s, that Heath Ledger, Jared Leto, and Joaquin Phoenix would all play the Joker? He truly has transcended reality.

[@SisterRose]

he spent 24 years writing it

[@Ilvocare]

This is what he meant by the first four-dimensional movie, isn't it?

[@aransfilms9949]

He wrote those films as well, and casted them, so he knew ahead of time who would be good for the roles.