the fastest man in skyblock

magma's bugged atm so this is only a fraction of my TRUE POWER
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[@Technoblade]

im deleting "OMG AN UPLOAD?? FROM TECHNOBLADE?? IS THIS REAL LIFE??" comments because the only person allowed to recycle the same joke that many times is ME

[@timenow_5]

so fast

[@hardcore511]

Oof

[@exfiltrati0n]

WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!

[@jimhalpert9803]

@@chenz9254 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us

[@RIPsoapy]

i enjoy techno allen

[@Zaulhunter]

“Enchanted orphans” well their parents must have had the curse of vanishing then

[@CEOGames]

that's a like.

[@astralhelix3041]

Bruhhhhhh

[@minecracktyler]

I-

[@zen8233]

*How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*

[@Zaulhunter]

Zen I don’t know

[@arcticphoenix4546]

Funny thing is that he could've gotten the night saver to keep his island always night.

[@orangecitron4367]

I think it was coming soon.?

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

I think it was coming soon also time still passes (see the time on the sidebar)

[@purplekittenyt670]

bruh it was a year ago

[@legendaryseal2430]

3:26 did anyone notice he had 17 ender pearls instead of 16

[@purplekittenyt670]

@@legendaryseal2430 technohacker

[@nervix7096]

Sonic: "I'm the fastest thing alive." Technoblade: "Hold my potatoes."

[@jacksonbaye7920]

o7

[@flappeercraft7979]

About that

[@Gem_catT]

LOL

[@d1nodray]

@@flappeercraft7979 ...

[@Kevin_Kukk]

He was truly the fastest man in skyblock. Rest well.

[@dawnbreaker7253]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, HE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN OUR HEARTS

[@LuanNguyen-ml6qw]

That is true

[@Anonymous67]

*beep*

[@mr.amongus5210]

@@dawnbreaker7253 yea so true

[@UnionPacific3977]

He left our lives as fast as he could run...

[@brianlam5847]

now that i think about it, Young Dragon armor is literally made from orphaned dragon

[@Pannenkaka]

nice

[@pulsarcubes]

wait what? how is it orphaned

[@31kb36]

Because the old dragon died

[@pulsarcubes]

CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad

[@silv2309]

I will protect every dragon

[@mrinfinity5557]

"the low price of 600 thousand sugarcane" idk techno, i mean its pretty cheap compared to your 500 MILLION potatoes

[@vinceblake5094]

this is technoblade we are talking about

[@Hose_10]

Yes

[@orangecitron4367]

L o L

[@Caligtag]

I mean- i don’t know what to *say.*

[@orangecitron4367]

@@Caligtag lol edited

[@rgbtoaster9409]

Why can’t I just rewatch technos videos without people reminding me of his passing

[@timox8]

Dont look in the comments

[@themechanicalvee5244]

It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.

[@waccness449]

@@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day

[@ezflex]

Saaaaaaaame

[@NubE-Co]

@@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .

[@ripe_cap2873]

"Im a good person! I didn't even kill those pigs my slaves did!" - Techno, the best good person ever maybe. May he rest well.

[@Windja69]

Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen

[@d1nodray]

Chaotic good

[@abbeysimpson9611]

"enchanted orphans" can you imagine going to an orphanage and everyone is just glowing minecraft style

[@felixschreave354]

Cursed

[@Xioverze]

i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok

[@phoenixgamer10gaming18]

An Orphan sword... Like a pigman sword, Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN

[@SPAMTON-G-SPAMT0N]

Take them all and then craft the young dragons head

[@sanswithagun7368]

Just don’t make any dad jokes

[@user-nd8cs9ph4t]

"I'm a good person" and "my slaves did" in a single phrase is just not right

[@Pji56]

In a single statement that makes sense and is right

[@xem_ity]

I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves. I did it, it sounds normal- kinda

[@meechsanims]

My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.

[@Pji56]

@@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers

[@meechsanims]

@@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence

[@AXZOR-of1no]

“I’m a good person,I didn’t do it, my slaves did it” -Technoblade

[@gamingnubs7628]

"Enchanted Orphans" Oh how much humans have evolved, yet, we fall quicker than a bomb.

[@quinn3109]

I busted out of laughen at that point

[@ZAYKONN]

Just... Why?

[@jay65388]

quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

[@chrislol8008]

@@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?

[@hts9060]

Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.

[@budderbro1395]

I love how everyone started to yell "Ban him" in chat when he started going mach 3

[@Likeusb1]

No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.

[@shinypikagaming]

He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!

[@josephjoestar5861]

@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp

[@Est.-.]

@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp

[@anormous6903]

that was said by one person.

[@BloodSlayer429]

The fastest man alive to ever win our hearts with he's humor and cool moments this is one of my favorite videos of The Blade. Rest easy King 👑

[@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron]

No replies?

[@BloodSlayer429]

@@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing KZbin

[@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron]

@@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies

[@jay57145]

F techno

[@hogroast637]

this popped up on my reccomended, rest in peace, man.

[@pickleperson6031]

Friends: let’s hang out Me: can’t, I gotta farm enchanted orphans

[@p_eabean]

That’s made out of 160 other orphans

[@potatismos6657]

As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me

[@excell_1786]

An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans

[@pasta9914]

@Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours

[@ThatOneGuy-qw1xx]

Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED

[@okthissuswow2707]

technoblade: spends 3 real life days in minecraft trying to get a head that grants speed skyblock admins: 1 % s p e e d

[@akw.lol.]

Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed

[@jessely3403]

@@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?

[@akw.lol.]

@@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff

[@jessely3403]

@@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?

[@masterdoge987]

@@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack

[@ChaosCorrupt3d]

The gasps of pure joy is what I live for now.

[@ELdonutking-1111]

people are still watching these videos 4 years ago. quality content

[@ozzyp0p153]

“Speed is the only stat I care about” 1 year later *spends months farming potatoes to beat a child* rest in peace legend

[@zsivkovicsmate8747]

Yes no

[@abirb5384]

Well yes but actually no

[@user-cv2my8ck5d]

*Potato Farming speed*is also speed so...

[@Murasaki_Saya]

He also used speed to farm it

[@Chris-co3le]

Just a few months later and squid is like over 18 sooo older than you

[@tekkins]

“Legendary armor made out of enchanted orphans” -Techno 2019

[@Terrain2]

uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks

[@bunnyjr6383]

bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft

[@domeen0gt895]

damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.

[@bunnyjr6383]

@@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

If harry potter became an armour

[@Nederland180]

R.I.P Technoblade. You will live on in our hearts

[@w.d.gaster1142]

Speed, I Am speed. - Technoblade

[@the_homie_kuzan]

my man sacraficed the entire rest of his life only for him to rematch those damn orphans

[@VoxilVerum]

damn

[@jesmundgatpandan3781]

"I'm a nice guy, I didn't kill those pigs, my slaves did" This man's humor is through the roof

[@forgottensouls1736]

ikr

[@cadbanesfavoritehat5655]

So many things wrong with that one sentence.

[@outtaideas849]

@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft

[@mr.nobody7176]

@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?

[@Vexxel256]

@@mr.nobody7176 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes (This is a joke btw)

[@ezekiel2869]

"Legenendary endgane armor crafted out of enchanted orphans" Hypixel: WRITE THAT DOWN!!

[@acidtimejams8208]

then they added dungeon armor made with enchanted orphans

[@DexFire1115]

@@acidtimejams8208 which one?

[@Sorta8]

@@DexFire1115 *Young dragon armor is made out of orphans*

[@lunaticbyte]

@@Sorta8 holy

[@aclzrufxzclnhoaiucmmsoghcl4844]

@@lunaticbyte no adaptive

[@Lostswordsmen1]

The flash:I’m the fastest man alive Techno:hold my potatoes

[@The3DChef]

fr lol

[@reapersgaming01]

"enchanted orphants" what the hell is that

[@nickwang5237]

The children of parents who have curse of vanishing

[@linagn8781]

It took you 220k coins to get wise on your full set, it took me 240k to get wise on my boots. Thank you hypixel.

[@Aaron-rt9vl]

@@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮

[@Aaron-rt9vl]

@@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me

[@willhblob1171]

aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao

[@pootisbirb6683]

*repeatedlyreforginginhopestogetthatLegendaryTerrablade.mp4*

[@Benboostedguy]

I got legendary aspect of the end in first try

[@shubhamlahoti5461]

Technoblade: **has 17 Ender pearls in his inventory** Me: *wait that’s illegal*

[@ethanbalaskas6541]

7:25 uhh you mean 55

[@MinusZaxis]

Because he got them from minions

[@ebgurif]

@@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16

[@MattsAlive]

Nothing is in skyblock

[@PlatinumPlsOC]

MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago

[@dior7224]

fastest man in skyblock conquering the kingdom of heaven rn

[@beanburrito1002]

Just stumbled upon this on my front page, run faster than Sonic technoblade, godspeed

[@maomao8903]

"I hear a tiny idot flying around, where is he?" -Technoblade, 2019

[@ajzhunt]

when tommy gets elytra

[@harveylunt4613]

Technoplane

[@dahmarkus]

.... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating

[@ecxdee]

@@ajzhunt lmao so hard

[@Demian1]

lol

[@yo_imarat8189]

I absolutely love how he has the same tone of voice the whole time Until he wants to achieve a talisman from bats

[@gidselo9982]

Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)

[@yo_imarat8189]

ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!

[@danielbeauchot1217]

@@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)

[@yo_imarat8189]

Daniel Beauchot Thanks

[@Xavagery]

"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

[@TheGreatAlastor_]

"Look I didn't commit mass murder and extinction, I made my slaves do it "

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

techno: "speed is the only stat i care abt" also techno: "He only averaged 8 hrs of farming per day while i averaged 11"

[@CEOGames]

What a casual, am I right?

[@yehonatanduek8705]

Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.

[@user-dh8oi2mk4f]

Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think

[@yehonatanduek8705]

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.

[@paulsd9255]

Speed does boost his manual farming though.

[@tarunsuvarna6799]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@Random_guy._.]

Bro it’s been a year calm down

[@LostWithinTheSauce]

“You gotta believe me, I’m a good person, I didn’t kill the pigs, my slaves did” 😂

[@woahdude5553]

RIP Technoblade. You were an incredible person.

[@RyanRoadReaper]

woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC

[@NXE212]

And he said they don't have right sooo

[@itssoulz2131]

Pigs 2019-2019

[@return3116]

Lmfao.

[@return3116]

@@esai2152 bruvh

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Enchanted orphans" really need to enchant their parents with *curse of binding* next time

[@soosun653]

A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere

[@lynnxia7668]

Better late than never

[@clawsy4022]

a

[@hanzogoat]

1 year late brother

[@plain5858]

my bruhtha you kinda late here.

[@user-dy3hg3lp2y]

His spirit lives on, and sooner or later we might meet him

[@icey1262]

shut up he's in hell

[@RemoteAccessGG]

@@icey1262why

[@Negativeduelist]

Enchanted orphans

[@urrmil]

+1% SpEeD after 3 real life days of grinding: Casuals: this dude is crazy! Technoblade: worth it nerds

[@fjxs]

But he didn’t think it was worth it..

[@i.suk.6146]

@@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?

[@urrmil]

@minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;

[@Nugcon]

e p i c

[@wyvrn1315]

Here me out, but *Imagine if Technoblade used a steering wheel, while being the fastest man in skyblock*

[@eidolon9012]

Yes

[@thomasholder4917]

TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr

[@clintrichor2127]

@@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO

[@DaDerpyCarrot]

hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao

[@garyconners4546]

That's so dumb that its smart

[@Dr_Proteus]

"I didn't even kill those pigs, my slaves did."

[@ImNormalGuy]

THATS WHY TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES

[@idkJoey0]

Wait... Legendary Endgame armor crafted out of enchanted orphans...? *Young Dragon has entered the chat*

[@blockymaster90]

Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*

[@drawer1554]

*WISE DRAGON*

[@blockymaster90]

can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*

[@paulshereshaw6092]

Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch

[@drawer1554]

Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment

[@12x2is24]

"this must be how Saitama feels" spoken like a true weeb

[@whimsical682]

@Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.

[@HeyJinx]

Anime is gross

[@unlostless1646]

@@HeyJinx you’re gross

[@mostannoyingscaramain]

@@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-

[@pimvanlith3473]

@@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you

[@wteviper2]

Techno kinda called it considering In a lobby there is only orphan dragons that you spawn with eyes

[@zunistoxic5476]

rest in power king

[@Syndiate__]

3:48 *17 ender pearls in inventory* Me: *Wait, that's illegal*

[@noahryding]

Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg

[@yoboikamil525]

Welcome to skyblock

[@diamondgamingstudiousmrdgs]

Well This is Skyblock

[@anaccount4354]

This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago... And I think that one was stolen too.

[@Syndiate__]

@@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.

[@justinchan8785]

I’m a nice person, I didn’t even kill those pigs. My slaves did. Pig minion requires porkchop so he had to kill at least 80 to get 1 minion.

[@tipakA]

could also get minion from any other source than crafting

[@myst9383]

He prob traded for it

[@justinchan8785]

He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection

[@mootwo_]

Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection

[@greenchinook1464]

He could’ve bought porkchops

[@kepalas02]

I truly miss him, even in France, we learned english to watch his videos, Rip techno, you made us grow, fastest men in skyblock for sure

[@iloveneen4098]

i will forever rewatch these kinds of video's. you have given me happiness for the longest time and i will never forget that. your physical form may not be here but i will remember the love youve given us. i will spread that love throughout the years. rest in peace technoblade.

[@TheIndieGhost]

"you're telling me that tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a demigod, but if I want to walk slightly faster, that's too much to ask for?" is kinda the same vibe as "so my school can buy $4000 4K TVs just to show stupid school news that can easily be put on a billboard, but if the teachers want a slightly better salary, that's suddenly 'too expensive?'"

[@YourBeety]

True dat

[@fuzzystudiosofficial]

Indeed

[@xueluu2127]

Damm

[@rxin943]

Summer break, winter break, spring break, autumn break, staff day.

[@merrymeowtastic2491]

oof

[@mrsilverman]

“It better make me fast” A few seconds later: “ONE PERCENT SPEED :0”

[@TheAustronaut03]

9:49

[@davincompton8694]

it feels weird watching this

[@Something100_]

When he wrote that RIP who knew that it would come true one day 😢 missing you techno ❤

[@colable6826]

“Some new legendary endgame armor crafted from enchanted orphans” -Technoblade 2019

[@dedenyt]

Ripping of other comments, huh?

[@krimzana8128]

@@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up

[@awasd99]

1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion

[@eliiNya]

i knew there would be a comment about this

[@kenlim6485]

Woah, you watched the video?

[@txtp]

2:31 “technically the plural of talisman is talismans but that sounds really stupid so I’m not gonna say it” says the English major Edit: fixed a spelling mistake

[@scitheme3831]

When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.

[@Anonymous-xb2yb]

when you defy english when you're studying it

[@ghost_animates7926]

*t a l i s m e n*

[@relevantduck1294]

T a i l s m e n s

[@megulag]

He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans

[@unlegendarywolf]

"Enchanted orphans" 💀💀💀

[@zeonxeon]

he has zoomed into heaven...

[@taekunxd]

My name is Techno Blade. And I'm the fastest man in sky block. When i was a child i got bullied in survival games but i found by bullies and i am now going to take revenge.

[@agixjames]

I am, the Flash

[@buried4845]

Fastest pig*

[@BlockedUser1]

Technoblades declassified mineman genocide

[@avalonava]

And I am, A PIG

[@sallylove6197]

Is this a flash parady

[@benjiswims6389]

Humans - Spends half the day working and playing games, spends half the day sleeping Technoblade - Spends 24 hours playing skyblock, spends 0 hours doing anything else

[@killernemesisgaming9317]

JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.

[@rage3288]

@@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

[@myers451]

He must be a stando user

[@bennerlaurenciano6510]

Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade

[@auroxium2577]

mood tbh

[@aruntimewell9182]

fastest man in heaven, he's stabbing orphans with jesus now.

[@beckywilson1550]

He took are hearts rest in peace king of minecraft

[@Xavagery]

"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

[@cooleKinder]

Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up

[@ln6373]

@@cooleKinder same

[@treshkun6257]

Fate???

[@monke6912]

You get corona effect

[@ghostmcghost3768]

9:17 Amazon shippers at 11:59 pm after someone asks for same day delivery

[@LacyCrusty]

i saw a guy in the chat named Amazon_Canada also

[@jakerussell135]

@@LacyCrusty lmaoo

[@TFNfinalflame21]

lol

[@chloroplast8611]

@@TFNfinalflame21 u hav a stupid name

[@etiennec78]

@@LacyCrusty 9:24

[@IgnDom28]

Speeding around in the afterlife

[@sonimyordad]

Imagine if techno survied cancer and said not even close baby technoblade never dies!!! that would hit different...

[@lilbluridinghood6296]

Techno: At the end of the day, I failed to get the one thing that really mattered:- Me: Love? Techno: -speed. Me: Oh.

[@plippy3717]

Speed is a drug

[@Charles-ev8sb]

@@plippy3717 dont necropost

[@floralfading]

Charles ok charles

[@tori9664]

@@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt

[@snakesalad199]

@@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol

[@ZinfulSD]

Techno: " GAASP* " Techno: " *1% SPEED* " Oof level: maximum

[@drakeandreozzi8178]

Rest in peace techno

[@killtestowyalt]

Rest in peace Techno blade u were a very good youtuber.

[@AngelicaNightgrove]

The magma cubes... “I WANT TO BREAKE FREEEEeeeEEEE!”

[@AngelicaNightgrove]

@Itz harbir 7:22

[@benfrank9622]

Is this a Song? Hehehe

[@Bayen737]

@@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens

[@medeleanuvlad6706]

U copie my comment

[@Dot_1]

@@medeleanuvlad6706 you didn't post any comment

[@endercreeper_2574]

Hypixel when technoblade tries to walk faster *he's to dangerous to be kept alive!*

[@imhahafunny1150]

Too

[@amasing115]

Endercreeper _25 100TH LIKERRR

[@ScreamingMango]

9:32 hits different four years later

[@altinisikege]

This was the first ever technoblade video that i watched back in 2019...

[@kalcicat5743]

“Crafted out of enchanted orphans” I’m actually crying

[@kellythekitty5190]

WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO

[@Demian1]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@BLDw_TT]

2:03

[@ethanseto5203]

@Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol

[@Starwarrior-pw5st]

When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans

[@SmanPlaysMC]

“Thank you dark souls” Was that a DUNKEY REFERENCE?

[@Zyveo]

Which part is it

[@quadded]

What I comment on that 2 videos ago and got only 8 likes I think imma go cry in a corner

[@z3565]

Leo Krahn ur life must be sad

[@quadded]

it is

[@floorpuncher3280]

Nah its a Jojo reference

[@3MS_Mobile]

Fly high, Technoblade You will be missed

[@Tyty12313]

2022 was proble the worst day for all of use RIP TECHNO!

[@foreverless71]

“That emerald set is gonna be worthless, while i’m still gonna be too fast to handle.” *Young Dragon Set laughs in speed*

[@williamgraystone3288]

Young dragon is poggers

[@-BloodBATH-]

Yep

[@paggity977]

@Videoms hi

[@wiblr2398]

wise:

[@37cats]

The end did not exist back then

[@ninjablade21mcpe53]

Hypixel: New Game is out Technoblade: I gained prot 3000, Sharp 1589, Speed 69696

[@gyaps_da_best5835]

i see what u did

[@circ8745]

this is e p i c

[@CrownOfLegend008]

3:44 Why is there snow in the nether? Hypixel: Good question

[@Swaggingdaily]

I feel like this is the best video to say “Godspeed you magnificent bastard” 🫡

[@ilycrystbruh]

love this comment

[@jacksonbaye7920]

o7

[@GG-70]

Miss you dude

[@duck_mcfuddle]

“I bet a new armour set will come in an update and make emerald armour obsolete” I’m starting to think techno is physic

[@somemagellanic]

adding better armor isn't an unlikely scenario

[@underscoredfrisk]

I mean maybe he seems like a physic but magma armor is also garbage

[@hollys777]

yes, he's physic(al), definitely not a psychic.

[@blazefromhoenn]

@@hollys777 yeah he goes to the gym all the time

[@aspidacctvods]

“You’re telling me that Tia the Fairy can give everyone the stats of a greek demigod, but if I wanna walk slightly faster that’s too much to ask?”

[@ibrahimadam2607]

9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video

[@Folk_Rocket]

why is this a top comment lol

[@formidability5631]

yeah, we all watched the vid.

[@dramere]

YES!

[@swagubirk]

That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.

[@thewalkingmeat8523]

His videos are getting recommended to me again and I can't help but watch them all over again...

[@vvvlad00]

I clicked on this by accident and i got a flash back of all the times i played skyblock hypixel and watched him and laughing now... i cant plsy skyblock ever again i just.. dont feel goodnif i do so msy he rest in peace he was.... the fastest man on skyblock

[@isaacmartinez8768]

"You're telling me Tia the fairy can give me the base stats of a Greek demigod but if I want to walk slightly faster that's too much to ask" I'M LAUGHING SO HARD

[@420noscoper]

how

[@salamence1999]

Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol

[@isaacmartinez8768]

Just let me have this ok

[@420noscoper]

but you have a roblox profile

[@battleaxe7074]

Discrimination reeeee

[@superp2222]

It is a tragedy to see this wonderful man fall to such an inexorable curse. May his legacy never die

[@lightningboltgamer2045]

Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies

[@the_dark_lord7688]

God speed techno

[@spiderman2897]

Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died

[@psycho5963]

@@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude

[@RedoOkay]

@@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday

[@itskyle5766]

Rip legend saw this video when it released got it recommended

[@jimwang2177]

rewatching some of the videos and it doesn’t get old

[@tonycuh114]

God armour crafted out of enchanted orphans. I need that.

[@hecat2539]

Gg bois we did it there is no more emerald arrmor

[@winterfall4910]

Ok hitler

[@zachary8872]

You wouldn't hit an orphan, so it's the best armor

[@josh-qj2zu]

​@@zachary8872 ^

[@tojouproject]

@Zachary Of course not, the slaves would hit them.

[@Glacialan]

Fairy gives +30% speed and you just need to fish..

[@daridon2483]

1:10

[@Guermas]

@@daridon2483 Not that, the armor !

[@aniketchadalavada9402]

Guermas he’s saying that +30% speed is just as good as sprint jumping

[@Chase3141]

Aniket Chadalavada yeah but if he has +30% speed on top of the speed he already has, that would be like more than 30 speed

[@kevinthewise1239]

@@Chase3141 But speed only effects you when you're on the ground, so sprint-jumping would make a 30% boost pointless

[@Blocky1328]

i miss techno :(

[@steelcube-nf8nu]

truly the fastest. may you rest well, legend.