Terrible Dating App Messages | Sad Boyz

[@bighormsheep]

having the foot fetish is ok, but the actions they took due to the foot fetish were weird; you're not kinkshaming, you're behavior-shaming

[@MrGoldfish8]

Exactly! It's a basic violation of consent, and that's a problem with or without the feet aspect.

[@animuswonder]

@@MrGoldfish8 kink shame is allowed when you’re forcing other people into your kink/fetish without consent!!!!

[@AsexTwin]

this is exactly how i feel about those celebrity feet sites

[@mars_mallow09]

exactly. any fetish that doesn't fetishize minorities/certain groups of people or hurt anyone is fine. it's what you do with it that makes it weird.

[@hoathanatos6179]

Yeah, so many guys with foot fetishes feel like they can just snap pictures of people's feet and put them online because the majority of the population doesn't see feet as sexual. That shouldn't matter; you are still taking images of people's body parts without their consent for the purpose of having others sexually satisfy themselves with them. It's no different from taking crotch-shots or pictures of a woman's boobs without their consent so that you and others can jerk off to them. That's a crime here in Canada.

[@MalekWithoutFear]

Jordan casually saying "Hitler Style" in reference to the "one ball" joke and no one reacting at all is killing me 😭

[@420kleiner]

Can't believe they glossed over that

[@MalekWithoutFear]

@@420kleiner Jordan always says the most hilariously unhinged things and they never react. They must be used to it by now.

[@lunamercury_3113]

That killed me 😂😂😂

[@Izzybellathewitch]

Feels like a pretty British joke, I know as kid in the 90's we all made Hitler jokes about his one ball etc and I'm don't know if it crosses the culture gap as much. Had me in stitches, especially how just nobody reacted

[@mars_mallow09]

It's so hilarious to me how Jordan constantly makes the funniest one-off comments that no one acknowledges. It's like a little gift for the listeners 💀 He always says the most smart and hilarious things with the BEST timing.

[@Inabin]

Jarvis’s OBSESSION with “did I give you ‘the ick’” is unbelievably funny

[@gentrum_6879]

i literally cannot stop saying it has ruined my ability to communicate

[@clockworkcrow8590]

To the tune of Erkle's "Did I do that?": "Did I give you the ick?"

[@joearnold6881]

@@clockworkcrow8590 it has far too many syllables to have the same inflection (also, not a tune) :)

[@kettlecorn2197]

@@joearnold6881it was a joke bro 😭

[@MaximusChivus]

@@joearnold6881 "To the tune of x" is an expression dude. They know it's not the same inflection. In the same vein, a similar feeling to, etc etc.

[@lixak6307]

I need “Jordan and Jarvis react to messages women receive on dating apps” as a series NOW with guest star chadchad

[@sashuni1064]

Yes! I second this

[@bryceduyvewaardt8136]

Agreed!

[@susie8799]

@@sashuni1064i third this

[@kev_whatev]

I think you’d enjoy Gabi Belle’s podcast Deranged DMs

[@Ramberta]

yes please! if they all want to do it that would be amazing

[@user-unfriendly_-o-]

My strategy for sending messages to people who aren't already my friends is imagining saying them out loud to a random classmate and then imagining what their reaction could be. Like if a message is too long it would be super weird to say out loud without a pause, if it's just a statement it would only get "oh thanks" and I would have to run away awkwardly or make up a new topic. That's how my autistic ass navigates.

[@brynna8619]

I like that a lot!

[@flyingsnail_art9170]

This sounds super useful! I might try this :> I’m autistic too and I can often overthink and stress over messages T_T

[@Nerodotnet]

Wait that’s so smart

[@goiabus]

that's amazing

[@kishinumaayumi]

Same!!!!!! I didnt realise that wasnt just the default process 😭

[@scatterbrain_jane]

The "I'd crawl a mile" fart line is so overdone. A buddy I worked with over 7 years ago used that line on every girl he matched with on dating apps. Guys, you need new lines.

[@LizJones-mp5bl]

briefly got excited bc my submissions were featured but then remembered it was bc i look like i swallow magnets and watch kurtis conner

[@chaicat3]

a sad boyz podcast isnt a sad boyz podcast without the sitting all ways except conventional and i have to admit i appreciate it

[@rono3457]

29:30 a personal favourite

[@chaicat3]

@@rono3457 HAHAH same here

[@milessolomon4864]

Impatience is a massive red flag. Not a good sign for any future relationship. It screams insecurity. If someone doesn't respond for a long time, wait a bit longer or just take the hint. Don't send a semi-threatening or rude message. It's pathetic.

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Truly brainless and desperate

[@hoathanatos6179]

In general, I've always just never liked impatient people as someone who has the patience of a saint. I feel like people genuinely get upset with how understanding and patient I am because they just can't behave in the same way and see it as unnatural.

[@froggy5748]

I suck with being patient and it’s never crossed my mind to demand responses tbh. Unless it’s an emergency i can go to something else while waiting for a response lol

[@cincqued]

Who up sadding their boy

[@TurbopropPuppy]

who up boying their sadz

[@icantthinkofaname8139]

She sad on my boyz til I pod

[@plsxanny]

@@icantthinkofaname8139yes

[@mothboy420]

every day brother 😔

[@mars_mallow09]

Who their up sadding boy ✊

[@Kaidigs]

53:45 this was my submission, and the picture they were replying to was just me in a bikini….

[@princessofhell4639]

Replying in hopes of boosting your comment

[@undodogyts9975]

🥭

[@ethanmontgomery4744]

Every day Jordan gets closer and closer to looking like Bob Ross

[@WafflePrince]

An even sexier Bob Ross you mean

[@curnies]

"Want want want uppies" was one of the funniest fuckin things I've ever heard, after all the roasting on this wild ass message 😂😂😂

[@Kibannn]

I require a Jordan January 6 Compilation

[@elicarson6134]

considering doing a sad boyz binge and compiling all of jordan’s best glossed over and/or repeating jokes/bits bc they’re so good

[@Kibannn]

@@elicarson6134 doing the lord's work (I love the boyz but I could never)

[@jollygreenwhxre]

someone should make that a section on the sad boyz wiki so it can be continuously updated!! i would do it myself, but i don’t wanna

[@_ericc.]

Imagine watching sad boyz for the first time and it’s 20% family guy impressions

[@macularius]

yet another reason they should collab with drawfee, which is 80% family guy impressions

[@CassieBee5]

I watch these episodes sporadically, and every episode I happen to come across, Jarvis and Jordan look increasingly more like the "dad" version of their former selves

[@ecliiipsssse]

jordan saying howdy in the past has permanently changed my vocabulary and now i say howdy regularly and id just like to say i blame jordan for this

[@Number1drizzilefan]

I carry with me the shame of knowing that Undertale planted howdy into my vocabulary

[@ecliiipsssse]

@@Number1drizzilefan undertale 🤝 jordan

[@demetriam2408]

​@@Number1drizzilefanI'm a fan of both but I said Howdy before I knew they did, so I'll take credit for teaching them this (I am clearly the inventor of this word)

[@notapeacockfan3356]

​@@Number1drizzilefanI simply went to church camp with too many Texans for 1 week when I was 14, and then jordan permanently branded it into my lexicon

[@rVnsunshine]

Help😭I am a waitress and we had ONE country show in town, and I worked that night and said it to all the guys in hats. Now I cannot separate it from my vocabulary😭

[@eireiksbourder]

Jordan's fit goes so gotdamn hard 😭😭 teach me your ways m'lord

[@v_bunny]

RIGHTTT these guys have such immaculate fashion choices, jordan esp this episode is killing it

[@mars_mallow09]

Yess, fashionable AND functional. I can always appreciate a cozy outfit that goes hard

[@Beautyaddixion]

It's a T-shirt and jeans???

[@eireiksbourder]

@@Beautyaddixion 🤓☝️

[@jon-cx7jq]

​@Beautyaddixion 😂😂😂 I was like he looks good but he's literally wearing my walk around outfit

[@justbeingmar2690]

she sad on my boy til i z

[@rowannnnnnnnn]

you🫵 Good job making funny haha

[@fiftran]

This works too well

[@NDM800]

She z on my boy till im sad

[@jstarstudios7110]

@@NDM800She's sleepin on my boy!!

[@aliglikesit]

The apps are a nightmare- some of these dudes need to be ethically non monogamous at the gym with each other and leave us out of it lol

[@hoathanatos6179]

Well gay and bi men do it all the time. Monogamous gay men are constantly complaining that they can't find a guy because no one wants to be monogamous with them and don't tend to want a real relationship until their mid-30s at least.

[@TheAGcollector101]

I finished a quilt I'd been working on for about 4 months during this episode, it was great!

[@thepriceisright048]

Period!!

[@thewildflowerkat]

“Did I give you the ick” got me every single time lmaoo

[@dayzedandconfuzed]

jordan never fails to say the FUNNIEST shit so casually and now my sides hurt from laughing

[@abigailr.9601]

The whole conversation you guys had around the manipulative messaging person was really healing for me. My ex was manipulative in a VERY similar way, down to some of the very same arguments/accusations, and while I have been able to heal a good amount through time, therapy, and healthy friendships, it was still incredibly comforting for me to be validated by everything you guys said while also being able to frame my experience through a little more humor than I have in the past, since this podcast and the overall topic was more light-hearted and silly. Thank you guys!

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

"The Council" thing was funny, but it's actually pretty wholesome that his friends helped him out with writing a "break-up" message to her

[@garethmays7677]

yeah they were really cool to help me out with that😅

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

@@garethmays7677 I definitely send people drafts of texts all the time, it's nice to be able to get some feedback

[@StormSought]

My gradschool friends were like this and we always called it the council!

[@A7X_Stan]

“Sea Lion Waterpark? That’s just the sea” 😂😂

[@cameron2836]

listening to this while i walk home from the walk i haven't been able to take in the past month due to multiple really intense health problems. I'm feeling really proud that I was able to make myself go today, because i very quickly started to fall back into procrastination. This is the second time in a row I've been like, "yeah I'll go listen to sadboyz" while expecting to listen to an old episode, and being greeted with this. It feels like a reward lol

[@Number1drizzilefan]

I also went for my first walk in a month or two today! Finally-getting-outside solidarity

[@danielwav1822]

I’ve been there! You’re not alone 🫂Glad it was a good moment today, hope there’s a whole lot more of those coming your way. One day at a time! 💪

[@cameron2836]

@@Number1drizzilefan heck yeah, im proud of you!

[@cameron2836]

@@danielwav1822 thank you 💚 i hope you're doing well

[@ConejitoPequenito]

Not me watching this bc Im incapable of having dinner without a youtube video

[@StormSought]

In 2024, who can.

[@benji_kay]

as someone who doesn't understand social cues, them explaining "the implications" is actually quite helpful.

[@benwetzler6912]

sad boyz is the exact length of the rest of my shift lets go

[@mahelaniarektbb]

It's so hard to listen to this podcast while I'm on a walk because I know I look deranged trying not to laugh and failing multiple times. Jordan always takes me out.

[@Yessica13]

If you have headphones in, people will think you're on the phone.

[@remyortega3394]

44:21 reads as a cishet guy who found a queer person he diagnosed as feminine and is looking to get a Manic Pixie Dream Girl out of it

[@irl.nephilim]

THE WAY EVERYONE IS CLOCKING ME AS QUEER JUST FROM THIS MANSS DESCRIPTION OF ME LMFAO

[@irl.nephilim]

jordan correcting the pronouns to them 💀💀 (he was right)

[@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx]

YEAH!!!

[@zesty6781]

@@irl.nephilimOMG THIS WAS YOU Im so sorry 😭

[@voidify3]

@@irl.nephilim well bug is a name you only get if you choose it yourself (similar to my name, void)

[@TheRjesc]

this was not the podcast to listen to while running, i ran out of breath laughing when they kept going "did i give you the ick" 😂

[@somethingstupid1075]

I genuinely believe that getting back into fun little things you enjoyed in childhood is so important.

[@Crysta11ize]

telling someone "you can't break things off my great-grandma just died" after asking them if they think you're manipulative is just BEGGING not to be believed. like you can't open up with "hey, i might not be trustworthy about stuff like this" and then hit them with the same excuse every lazy college student has used to get out of exams

[@toastyghostofyou]

Seeing these dating messages unlocked the memory of Mamma Mia in my college musical theatre club and the cast started using tinder as a way to get people to see the show 💀🤣 I think like three people on the cast got banned or suspended from tinder because of it. Not weird in the way some of these messages before but oddly happy to see that someone on the receiving end didn't think to submit it lol

[@badger6882]

Lmaoooo

[@anniejankovic8056]

I used to do that in college, I got a number of guys to come see the shows I produced

[@tillyqtillyq3750]

3:30 life hack for anyone that likes having the comforter on your feet but wants to keep your bed made: get a cozy pillowcase and keep it under your sheets where your feet go

[@danir9289]

Heyyyyy! Thanks for the birthday gift! I knew you boyz loved me! 😊

[@luciadreaming9]

Happy birthday!!!

[@vilecreampuffs]

Happy Birthday!

[@homunculusgrey2921]

I usually try not to simp but Jordan is looking GOOD here.

[@Princess.McBetch]

I am out of the dating game and i pray i never have to get back into it, and if i do i wont bother with dating apps again. The most gremlin of gremlin men are on there, it's a total crap shoot as a woman

[@Princess.McBetch]

1

[@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx]

yeah if you're dating men don't really bother... dating at all, i'd say 😬 fr biggest proof orientation isn't a choice

[@Princess.McBetch]

@@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx what lol

[@belleq1099]

oh im so here for jarvis’s mtg era

[@aimee6468]

marjorie taylor green?

[@lr2616]

I hate that I just read that as "jarvis' marjorie taylor greene era"

[@Cheyscrochetshop]

You cannot copy paste messages in dating apps. I learned this the hard way when I got IP banned from tinder. I'm ND and it felt easier to create a good opener script I could send to anyone I matched with. Unfortunately that's not allowed.

[@vurpo7080]

IP ban on tinder sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, as mobile phone connection IPs tend to change very frequently and they also share the same IP between multiple customers (CGNAT)

[@techyenby]

i assume they ip ban you from your router ip?​@@vurpo7080

[@liam0822]

Thank you for dropping🙏 Recovering from surgery, and now i finally got something to watch😭

[@nonprofitgirl]

Ouch? Feel better now 🎉

[@CJ-simeonxsick]

Omg twins I had surgery yesterday

[@stephlol222]

Jarvis’ house is like a nerd museum

[@kiersten7244]

As someone who went through a recent breakup and has returned to the app, this episode made me CACKLE. The messaging on dating apps… I’ve never related to something more.

[@xGamermonkeyx]

I know this hasn't really come up this episode, but it was really fun seeing you guys on Dropout this past week on Um, Actually! I hope you guys get some more screen time as guest spots in the future, and I'd love you to have more people from that circle on Sad Boyz in the future! The past episode with Ify is one of my faves lol

[@lanceelliott2504]

I'm grieving an important friendship in my life and this episode made things a little lighter

[@bigdingus708]

jordan the hair is looking bomb as hell. been absolutely loving to watch the growth journey as sad boyz episodes get uploaded week by week

[@maxreynardharper]

Jordan is serving cool professor who is late to their own class vibes 💯

[@rabbit6546]

Jordan’s ‘no moron’ to anastasia made me laugh so suddenly it hurt

[@banannarama]

“We’ve got a breeding pit…” “-sorry?” “You heard me” Is my new favorite 3 seconds of KZbin

[@MollyAnnWood]

the separation of men and women on wiki feet is bc of ethan klein. he was rigging the rating system so they separated the sites

[@annapruitt5546]

Wait I’m sorry fr can you elaborate more on this?? 😂

[@1WEareBUFO1]

​@@annapruitt5546 he has the best feet in the game

[@alexandrajoan8751]

16:42 right after Jordan said that, i got that Native deodorant ad where it starts with “You’ve been gone for 3 days”… took me a few seconds to realize it was an ad and not a bit Jarvis was saying

[@EntonIsMe]

You guys should make the dating messages reactions into a miniseries. Probably infinite content and it’s super funny

[@sadlad69]

The beginning of this episode had big Christmas morning vibes. Very cute

[@mabelizing]

the card cart in the back looks like it has massive stacks of money on it

[@jerodmattson2084]

Love all of you so much. I’ve been depressed all week and you gave me some hearty belly laughs. Thank you.

[@ItsHedge]

An upload?! ✨️ We love to see it ✨️

[@gungle2595]

You could fix the banner looking like meat by changing it or making it smaller. Or you could fix it by rebranding to Meat Boyz, a podcast about meat and other things too.

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

I immediately checked, and the banner does look like steak haha

[@dimitra_k]

I'm so happy there's a new episode I've been watching older ones to fill the void until you guys post again 😭

[@doublejoywilson]

49:46 hinge once gave me a pick of the day that was LITERALLY MY COUNSELOR. i mean kudos to them for at least figuring out that we would get along because we do but uhhh 😅

[@TessellatedHeart]

worst dating app message I ever got was guy who wanted to my rent my underwear. yes rent not buy which is somehow so much creepier. And his whole profile was set up explicitly for this purpose he had no interest in interacting with anyone it was purely for setting up these exchanges. It was very strange.

[@420kleiner]

How would renting underwear work?????? And why would you want to rent it???

[@KymLikesGames]

At this point, I'm like ... girl get your bag. Boy wants no interaction and only undie rental - that's just passive monthly income lol. But real talk - that is so strange ...

[@abraxas2658]

1:08:25 oof this one hits hard, as i've been in a similar situation with a long distance ex who would threaten suicide if i tried to discuss ending the relationship

[@Nerodotnet]

Had to run to the comments half an hour into the video when I finally realised this had been properly manually captioned!! Thank you!

[@Ladyladieladee]

Jordan’s hair and beard this episode was so on point! 🪡

[@doublejoywilson]

as soon as you said “yoo” i knew someone sent you agehams!! i love those things, it’s so funny to watch people open them and be like “what is this” lmao

[@dreamcaught3876]

1:02:09 lmao jacob is adjusting the camera mid shot 😂😂😂 love uuu

[@pikes_panic]

"Sea lion Waterpark? That's just the sea."

[@cez_is_typing]

Jarvis trying to do the “did I give you the ick” in the same voice over and over again and NEVER getting through it without breaking has me dead

[@leocoyote6579]

omg you guyyyys i LOVED seeing y’all and demi on Um Actually that made my whole freakin week!!!!!!!!

[@loganstewart4100]

Happy to see the crossover with you guys on um, actually! Proud of Jordan for getting every question right!

[@jwaffles9269]

I’m not all the way through the video yet but Jarvis being excited about magic makes me very happy, since I am DEEEEEEP in the sauce

[@BananaTheLemon]

1:10:47 🙏🙏 thank you for that , I’m forever haunted by a roommate conflict where she asked to swap rooms and after consulting with family and therapists I came to the decision that I didn’t want to but when I told her no she instantly became hostile saying clearly I didn’t care about her or her needs and from then on wouldn’t talk to or acknowledge me . It’s good to get affirmation that that flip was wild when all I wanted was to stay in the room Id made a home in

[@CoraSanromanDuranECano]

I was listening to this while grading my students papers, and they should thank you for putting me in such a good mood, I laughed the entire time

[@abovetherisingfalls1377]

As someone surrounded by Pokémon cards they have been trying to sort for several hours, I feel you and you are valid Jarvis

[@catabat49654]

Finally catching up on my Sad Boyz episodes and they got my bird card!!! Yay!!! 😁

[@zoewiththeumlaut8256]

So glad you posted tonight 🫶 I have to work late tonight and your podcast and the patreon episodes will be getting me through it 🙌

[@Perepeteia]

Nah, I agree w Jarvis - if u decide to abandon tact, at least keep grammar; be out of line in a grammatically correct way, otherwise it's just too easy to make fun of whatever is being said and too difficult to take u seriously (which would be the goal if u send anything like that, so proofread. Or better yet just write sth normal)😂😂

[@CreativeName574]

the other day at the thrift store, i got a shirt that has the Jurassic Park logo on it, and it says "MEMAW SUARUS REX" I am a 15 year old male

[@maximumdinosaur]

God I laughed so hard seeing the banner look like a slab of meat

[@nari5161]

Dating app messages are either overtly sexual or covertly sexual. Bringing up "daddy issues" after dad shirt is an example of where the "facade" slips.

[@icpeanutbutter]

"Could I BE any more throwing a ball" is sending me out of the atmosphere, 10/10

[@r.e.beaulieu9501]

I feel so incredibly validated by the clowning on dating app messages. 😂 Series when?

[@ok-2466]

No way the background character from 3:50 in The Road Trip Episode of Best Friends Today has a podcast 😮

[@hathorthecow7146]

Jordan would make a KILLING voicing werewolf fics on audibble.

[@sagejennings4342]

1:17:55 honestly I prefer this method. Put the deal breakers up. Your goal isn't to maximize your matches, it's to filter them to who you will actually like. Otherwise you get matches but these messages

[@StormSought]

I'm one of those people who cannot hold on to friends, but the problem is usually that people take the slightest fuckup as extremely malicious, at least when coming from me, and then get mad about that instead of my actions. Which like, even if the action was kind of egregious, which it was not, the actual action is the thing to address.

[@mabelizing]

does that mean whoever originally bought the friends game got it solely so they could loot the chandler card?

[@callmeperch]

My apartment is similarly mtg'd out!! I usually play pauper cube & try to pick up big boxes of commons & uncommons from my local card shops!

[@CatbaronAle]

Jordan is so punchy today and it’s fantastic. Keep serving good jokes, king ❤

[@oriole3702]

very funny episode and have a good day everyone. :)

[@vampstamp679]

got an insane dating message ala did i give you the ick and had to rewatch this one to feel better

[@hoathanatos6179]

Jarvis: "Sometimes I just can't read some people's handwriting." Imagine what nurses think when a doctor hands them hand-written notes or fill out forms by hand and they need to unencrypt the squiggles they are presented with.

[@sagejennings4342]

Was looking away and it took me like a full minute to realize "thoughts on the death penalty?" Was another message and not just an extension of the Stewie bit

[@ShafferKids]

"I think this is their best video!" My girlfriend! You had us laughing out loud so much through this whole video! Such a good episode!!!!

[@despres380]

now i'm imagining jarvis' bathroom filled with boxes of magic the gathering cards like the classified documents in mar-a-largo

[@four1629]

53:28 jarvis's astarion impression gives me life, i love it

[@roseo4498]

what's crazy about jarvis not remembering jordan's name is that he says it at the beginning of every episode

[@BadCrabb]

"Did I give you "the ick"?" had me in tears. thanks for the podcast.