Jordan casually saying "Hitler Style" in reference to the "one ball" joke and no one reacting at all is killing me 😭
@420Kleiner3 ай бұрын
Can't believe they glossed over that
@MalekWithoutFear3 ай бұрын
@@420Kleiner Jordan always says the most hilariously unhinged things and they never react. They must be used to it by now.
@lunamercury_31133 ай бұрын
That killed me 😂😂😂
@Izzybellathewitch3 ай бұрын
Feels like a pretty British joke, I know as kid in the 90's we all made Hitler jokes about his one ball etc and I'm don't know if it crosses the culture gap as much. Had me in stitches, especially how just nobody reacted
@mars_mallow093 ай бұрын
It's so hilarious to me how Jordan constantly makes the funniest one-off comments that no one acknowledges. It's like a little gift for the listeners 💀 He always says the most smart and hilarious things with the BEST timing.
@lixak63073 ай бұрын
I need “Jordan and Jarvis react to messages women receive on dating apps” as a series NOW with guest star chadchad
@sashuni10643 ай бұрын
Yes! I second this
@bryceduyvewaardt81363 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@susie87993 ай бұрын
@@sashuni1064i third this
@kev_whatev3 ай бұрын
I think you’d enjoy Gabi Belle’s podcast Deranged DMs
@Ramberta3 ай бұрын
yes please! if they all want to do it that would be amazing
@user-unfriendly_-o-3 ай бұрын
My strategy for sending messages to people who aren't already my friends is imagining saying them out loud to a random classmate and then imagining what their reaction could be. Like if a message is too long it would be super weird to say out loud without a pause, if it's just a statement it would only get "oh thanks" and I would have to run away awkwardly or make up a new topic. That's how my autistic ass navigates.
@brynna86193 ай бұрын
I like that a lot!
@flyingsnail_art91703 ай бұрын
This sounds super useful! I might try this :> I’m autistic too and I can often overthink and stress over messages T_T
@Nerodotnet23 күн бұрын
Wait that’s so smart
@bighormsheep3 ай бұрын
having the foot fetish is ok, but the actions they took due to the foot fetish were weird; you're not kinkshaming, you're behavior-shaming
@MrGoldfish83 ай бұрын
Exactly! It's a basic violation of consent, and that's a problem with or without the feet aspect.
@animuswonder3 ай бұрын
@@MrGoldfish8 kink shame is allowed when you’re forcing other people into your kink/fetish without consent!!!!
@AsexTwin3 ай бұрын
this is exactly how i feel about those celebrity feet sites
@mars_mallow093 ай бұрын
exactly. any fetish that doesn't fetishize minorities/certain groups of people or hurt anyone is fine. it's what you do with it that makes it weird.
@hoathanatos61793 ай бұрын
Yeah, so many guys with foot fetishes feel like they can just snap pictures of people's feet and put them online because the majority of the population doesn't see feet as sexual. That shouldn't matter; you are still taking images of people's body parts without their consent for the purpose of having others sexually satisfy themselves with them. It's no different from taking crotch-shots or pictures of a woman's boobs without their consent so that you and others can jerk off to them. That's a crime here in Canada.
@LizJones-mp5bl3 ай бұрын
briefly got excited bc my submissions were featured but then remembered it was bc i look like i swallow magnets and watch kurtis conner
@Inabin2 ай бұрын
Jarvis’s OBSESSION with “did I give you ‘the ick’” is unbelievably funny
@carter178015 күн бұрын
i literally cannot stop saying it has ruined my ability to communicate
@clockworkmonsters859010 күн бұрын
To the tune of Erkle's "Did I do that?": "Did I give you the ick?"
@joearnold68818 күн бұрын
@@clockworkmonsters8590 it has far too many syllables to have the same inflection (also, not a tune) :)
@chaicat33 ай бұрын
a sad boyz podcast isnt a sad boyz podcast without the sitting all ways except conventional and i have to admit i appreciate it
@rono34573 ай бұрын
29:30 a personal favourite
@chaicat33 ай бұрын
@@rono3457 HAHAH same here
@Kibannn3 ай бұрын
I require a Jordan January 6 Compilation
@elicarson61343 ай бұрын
considering doing a sad boyz binge and compiling all of jordan’s best glossed over and/or repeating jokes/bits bc they’re so good
@Kibannn3 ай бұрын
@@elicarson6134 doing the lord's work (I love the boyz but I could never)
@jollygreenwhxre3 ай бұрын
someone should make that a section on the sad boyz wiki so it can be continuously updated!! i would do it myself, but i don’t wanna
@milessolomon48643 ай бұрын
Impatience is a massive red flag. Not a good sign for any future relationship. It screams insecurity. If someone doesn't respond for a long time, wait a bit longer or just take the hint. Don't send a semi-threatening or rude message. It's pathetic.
@1WEareBUFO13 ай бұрын
Truly brainless and desperate
@hoathanatos61793 ай бұрын
In general, I've always just never liked impatient people as someone who has the patience of a saint. I feel like people genuinely get upset with how understanding and patient I am because they just can't behave in the same way and see it as unnatural.
@froggy57482 ай бұрын
I suck with being patient and it’s never crossed my mind to demand responses tbh. Unless it’s an emergency i can go to something else while waiting for a response lol
@ethanmontgomery47443 ай бұрын
Every day Jordan gets closer and closer to looking like Bob Ross
@WafflePrince3 ай бұрын
An even sexier Bob Ross you mean
@justbeingmar26903 ай бұрын
she sad on my boy til i z
@rowannnnnnnnn3 ай бұрын
you🫵 Good job making funny haha
@fiftran3 ай бұрын
This works too well
@NDM8003 ай бұрын
She z on my boy till im sad
@ecliiipsssse3 ай бұрын
jordan saying howdy in the past has permanently changed my vocabulary and now i say howdy regularly and id just like to say i blame jordan for this
@Number1drizzilefan3 ай бұрын
I carry with me the shame of knowing that Undertale planted howdy into my vocabulary
@ecliiipsssse3 ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefan undertale 🤝 jordan
@demetriam24083 ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefanI'm a fan of both but I said Howdy before I knew they did, so I'll take credit for teaching them this (I am clearly the inventor of this word)
@notapeacockfan33563 ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefanI simply went to church camp with too many Texans for 1 week when I was 14, and then jordan permanently branded it into my lexicon
@rVnsunshine3 ай бұрын
Help😭I am a waitress and we had ONE country show in town, and I worked that night and said it to all the guys in hats. Now I cannot separate it from my vocabulary😭
@curnies3 ай бұрын
"Want want want uppies" was one of the funniest fuckin things I've ever heard, after all the roasting on this wild ass message 😂😂😂
@eireiksbourder3 ай бұрын
Jordan's fit goes so gotdamn hard 😭😭 teach me your ways m'lord
@v_bunny3 ай бұрын
RIGHTTT these guys have such immaculate fashion choices, jordan esp this episode is killing it
@mars_mallow093 ай бұрын
Yess, fashionable AND functional. I can always appreciate a cozy outfit that goes hard
@Beautyaddixion3 ай бұрын
It's a T-shirt and jeans???
@eireiksbourder3 ай бұрын
@@Beautyaddixion 🤓☝️
@jon-cx7jq3 ай бұрын
@Beautyaddixion 😂😂😂 I was like he looks good but he's literally wearing my walk around outfit
@abigailr.9601Ай бұрын
The whole conversation you guys had around the manipulative messaging person was really healing for me. My ex was manipulative in a VERY similar way, down to some of the very same arguments/accusations, and while I have been able to heal a good amount through time, therapy, and healthy friendships, it was still incredibly comforting for me to be validated by everything you guys said while also being able to frame my experience through a little more humor than I have in the past, since this podcast and the overall topic was more light-hearted and silly. Thank you guys!
@Kaidigs3 ай бұрын
53:45 this was my submission, and the picture they were replying to was just me in a bikini….
@princessofhell46393 ай бұрын
Replying in hopes of boosting your comment
@undodogyts9975Ай бұрын
🥭
@aliglikesit3 ай бұрын
The apps are a nightmare- some of these dudes need to be ethically non monogamous at the gym with each other and leave us out of it lol
@hoathanatos61793 ай бұрын
Well gay and bi men do it all the time. Monogamous gay men are constantly complaining that they can't find a guy because no one wants to be monogamous with them and don't tend to want a real relationship until their mid-30s at least.
@isitleeyourelookingfor63523 ай бұрын
"The Council" thing was funny, but it's actually pretty wholesome that his friends helped him out with writing a "break-up" message to her
@garethmays76773 ай бұрын
yeah they were really cool to help me out with that😅
@isitleeyourelookingfor63523 ай бұрын
@@garethmays7677 I definitely send people drafts of texts all the time, it's nice to be able to get some feedback
@StormSought28 күн бұрын
My gradschool friends were like this and we always called it the council!
@TheAGcollector1013 ай бұрын
I finished a quilt I'd been working on for about 4 months during this episode, it was great!
@thepriceisright0482 ай бұрын
Period!!
@A7X_Stan3 ай бұрын
“Sea Lion Waterpark? That’s just the sea” 😂😂
@cameron28363 ай бұрын
listening to this while i walk home from the walk i haven't been able to take in the past month due to multiple really intense health problems. I'm feeling really proud that I was able to make myself go today, because i very quickly started to fall back into procrastination. This is the second time in a row I've been like, "yeah I'll go listen to sadboyz" while expecting to listen to an old episode, and being greeted with this. It feels like a reward lol
@Number1drizzilefan3 ай бұрын
I also went for my first walk in a month or two today! Finally-getting-outside solidarity
@danielwav18223 ай бұрын
I’ve been there! You’re not alone 🫂Glad it was a good moment today, hope there’s a whole lot more of those coming your way. One day at a time! 💪
@cameron28363 ай бұрын
@@Number1drizzilefan heck yeah, im proud of you!
@cameron28363 ай бұрын
@@danielwav1822 thank you 💚 i hope you're doing well
@ConejitoPequenito3 ай бұрын
Not me watching this bc Im incapable of having dinner without a youtube video
@StormSought28 күн бұрын
In 2024, who can.
@dayzedandconfuzed3 ай бұрын
jordan never fails to say the FUNNIEST shit so casually and now my sides hurt from laughing
@benwetzler69123 ай бұрын
sad boyz is the exact length of the rest of my shift lets go
@mahelaniarektbb3 ай бұрын
It's so hard to listen to this podcast while I'm on a walk because I know I look deranged trying not to laugh and failing multiple times. Jordan always takes me out.
@Yessica133 ай бұрын
If you have headphones in, people will think you're on the phone.
@benji_kay3 ай бұрын
as someone who doesn't understand social cues, them explaining "the implications" is actually quite helpful.
@racheleakes39523 ай бұрын
Seeing these dating messages unlocked the memory of Mamma Mia in my college musical theatre club and the cast started using tinder as a way to get people to see the show 💀🤣 I think like three people on the cast got banned or suspended from tinder because of it. Not weird in the way some of these messages before but oddly happy to see that someone on the receiving end didn't think to submit it lol
@badger68823 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo
@anniejankovic80562 ай бұрын
I used to do that in college, I got a number of guys to come see the shows I produced
@MollyAnnWood3 ай бұрын
the separation of men and women on wiki feet is bc of ethan klein. he was rigging the rating system so they separated the sites
@annapruitt55463 ай бұрын
Wait I’m sorry fr can you elaborate more on this?? 😂
@1WEareBUFO13 ай бұрын
@@annapruitt5546 he has the best feet in the game
@TheRjesc3 ай бұрын
this was not the podcast to listen to while running, i ran out of breath laughing when they kept going "did i give you the ick" 😂
@belleq10993 ай бұрын
oh im so here for jarvis’s mtg era
@aimee64683 ай бұрын
marjorie taylor green?
@lr26163 ай бұрын
I hate that I just read that as "jarvis' marjorie taylor greene era"
@somethingstupid10753 ай бұрын
I genuinely believe that getting back into fun little things you enjoyed in childhood is so important.
@lanceelliott25043 ай бұрын
I'm grieving an important friendship in my life and this episode made things a little lighter
@homunculusgrey29213 ай бұрын
I usually try not to simp but Jordan is looking GOOD here.
@danir92893 ай бұрын
Heyyyyy! Thanks for the birthday gift! I knew you boyz loved me! 😊
@luciadreaming93 ай бұрын
Happy birthday!!!
@vilecreampuffs3 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday!
@mabelizing3 ай бұрын
the card cart in the back looks like it has massive stacks of money on it
@stephlol2223 ай бұрын
Jarvis’ house is like a nerd museum
@remyortega33943 ай бұрын
44:21 reads as a cishet guy who found a queer person he diagnosed as feminine and is looking to get a Manic Pixie Dream Girl out of it
@irl.nephilim3 ай бұрын
THE WAY EVERYONE IS CLOCKING ME AS QUEER JUST FROM THIS MANSS DESCRIPTION OF ME LMFAO
@irl.nephilim3 ай бұрын
jordan correcting the pronouns to them 💀💀 (he was right)
@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx3 ай бұрын
YEAH!!!
@zesty67813 ай бұрын
@@irl.nephilimOMG THIS WAS YOU Im so sorry 😭
@voidify32 ай бұрын
@@irl.nephilim well bug is a name you only get if you choose it yourself (similar to my name, void)
@maxreynardharper3 ай бұрын
Jordan is serving cool professor who is late to their own class vibes 💯
@Crysta11ize10 күн бұрын
telling someone "you can't break things off my great-grandma just died" after asking them if they think you're manipulative is just BEGGING not to be believed. like you can't open up with "hey, i might not be trustworthy about stuff like this" and then hit them with the same excuse every lazy college student has used to get out of exams
@rabbit65463 ай бұрын
Jordan’s ‘no moron’ to anastasia made me laugh so suddenly it hurt
@liam215553 ай бұрын
Thank you for dropping🙏 Recovering from surgery, and now i finally got something to watch😭
@nonprofitgirl3 ай бұрын
Ouch? Feel better now 🎉
@CJ-simeonxsick3 ай бұрын
Omg twins I had surgery yesterday
@Cheyscrochetshop3 ай бұрын
You cannot copy paste messages in dating apps. I learned this the hard way when I got IP banned from tinder. I'm ND and it felt easier to create a good opener script I could send to anyone I matched with. Unfortunately that's not allowed.
@vurpo70803 ай бұрын
IP ban on tinder sounds like it wouldn't be very effective, as mobile phone connection IPs tend to change very frequently and they also share the same IP between multiple customers (CGNAT)
@techyenby3 ай бұрын
i assume they ip ban you from your router ip?@@vurpo7080
@xGamermonkeyx3 ай бұрын
I know this hasn't really come up this episode, but it was really fun seeing you guys on Dropout this past week on Um, Actually! I hope you guys get some more screen time as guest spots in the future, and I'd love you to have more people from that circle on Sad Boyz in the future! The past episode with Ify is one of my faves lol
@sadlad693 ай бұрын
The beginning of this episode had big Christmas morning vibes. Very cute
@alexandrajoan87513 ай бұрын
16:42 right after Jordan said that, i got that Native deodorant ad where it starts with “You’ve been gone for 3 days”… took me a few seconds to realize it was an ad and not a bit Jarvis was saying
@EntonIsMe3 ай бұрын
You guys should make the dating messages reactions into a miniseries. Probably infinite content and it’s super funny
@gungle25953 ай бұрын
You could fix the banner looking like meat by changing it or making it smaller. Or you could fix it by rebranding to Meat Boyz, a podcast about meat and other things too.
@TessellatedHeart3 ай бұрын
worst dating app message I ever got was guy who wanted to my rent my underwear. yes rent not buy which is somehow so much creepier. And his whole profile was set up explicitly for this purpose he had no interest in interacting with anyone it was purely for setting up these exchanges. It was very strange.
@420Kleiner2 ай бұрын
How would renting underwear work?????? And why would you want to rent it???
@KymLikesGamesАй бұрын
At this point, I'm like ... girl get your bag. Boy wants no interaction and only undie rental - that's just passive monthly income lol. But real talk - that is so strange ...
@hathorthecow71462 ай бұрын
Jordan would make a KILLING voicing werewolf fics on audibble.
@FirstNameBunchANumbers3 ай бұрын
I immediately checked, and the banner does look like steak haha
@jerodmattson20843 ай бұрын
Love all of you so much. I’ve been depressed all week and you gave me some hearty belly laughs. Thank you.
@hermit_crab9923 ай бұрын
Congrats on the aged ham!
@banannaramaАй бұрын
“We’ve got a breeding pit…” “-sorry?” “You heard me” Is my new favorite 3 seconds of KZbin
@Ladyladieladee3 ай бұрын
Jordan’s hair and beard this episode was so on point! 🪡
@ItsHedge3 ай бұрын
An upload?! ✨️ We love to see it ✨️
@abovetherisingfalls13773 ай бұрын
As someone surrounded by Pokémon cards they have been trying to sort for several hours, I feel you and you are valid Jarvis
@cez_is_typing2 ай бұрын
Jarvis trying to do the “did I give you the ick” in the same voice over and over again and NEVER getting through it without breaking has me dead
@roseo44983 ай бұрын
what's crazy about jarvis not remembering jordan's name is that he says it at the beginning of every episode
@StormSought28 күн бұрын
I'm one of those people who cannot hold on to friends, but the problem is usually that people take the slightest fuckup as extremely malicious, at least when coming from me, and then get mad about that instead of my actions. Which like, even if the action was kind of egregious, which it was not, the actual action is the thing to address.
@Perepeteia3 ай бұрын
Nah, I agree w Jarvis - if u decide to abandon tact, at least keep grammar; be out of line in a grammatically correct way, otherwise it's just too easy to make fun of whatever is being said and too difficult to take u seriously (which would be the goal if u send anything like that, so proofread. Or better yet just write sth normal)😂😂
@maximumdinosaur3 ай бұрын
God I laughed so hard seeing the banner look like a slab of meat
@CoraSanromanDuranECanoАй бұрын
I was listening to this while grading my students papers, and they should thank you for putting me in such a good mood, I laughed the entire time
@catabat496542 ай бұрын
Finally catching up on my Sad Boyz episodes and they got my bird card!!! Yay!!! 😁
@dimitra_k3 ай бұрын
I'm so happy there's a new episode I've been watching older ones to fill the void until you guys post again 😭
@r.e.beaulieu9501Ай бұрын
I feel so incredibly validated by the clowning on dating app messages. 😂 Series when?
@ZROGST22 күн бұрын
"Did I give you "the ick"?" had me in tears. thanks for the podcast.
@jwaffles92693 ай бұрын
I’m not all the way through the video yet but Jarvis being excited about magic makes me very happy, since I am DEEEEEEP in the sauce
@vampstamp6792 ай бұрын
got an insane dating message ala did i give you the ick and had to rewatch this one to feel better
@Nerodotnet23 күн бұрын
Had to run to the comments half an hour into the video when I finally realised this had been properly manually captioned!! Thank you!
@hoathanatos61793 ай бұрын
Jarvis: "Sometimes I just can't read some people's handwriting." Imagine what nurses think when a doctor hands them hand-written notes or fill out forms by hand and they need to unencrypt the squiggles they are presented with.
@despres3803 ай бұрын
now i'm imagining jarvis' bathroom filled with boxes of magic the gathering cards like the classified documents in mar-a-largo
@loganstewart41003 ай бұрын
Happy to see the crossover with you guys on um, actually! Proud of Jordan for getting every question right!
@nari51612 ай бұрын
Dating app messages are either overtly sexual or covertly sexual. Bringing up "daddy issues" after dad shirt is an example of where the "facade" slips.
@HaydenLucke3 ай бұрын
I'd pay money for that Chandler card. Chandler is my middle name.
@StarBurst-yd4wo3 ай бұрын
Nooo I forgot to send myscreenshot I demand a repeat a part two !!
@CatbaronAle3 ай бұрын
Jordan is so punchy today and it’s fantastic. Keep serving good jokes, king ❤
@callmeperch3 ай бұрын
My apartment is similarly mtg'd out!! I usually play pauper cube & try to pick up big boxes of commons & uncommons from my local card shops!
@smproductions71413 ай бұрын
45:06 That little roll Jarvis did was so cute.
@zoewiththeumlaut82563 ай бұрын
So glad you posted tonight 🫶 I have to work late tonight and your podcast and the patreon episodes will be getting me through it 🙌
@roythomas36673 ай бұрын
For the listeners, Jarvis caught it.
@BigLilBandit3 ай бұрын
Theres a combination of low matches and even lower replys that turn dudes into the weirdest people. Guys get a match an will do whatever not to lose it, or have lost it so many times they are sending meme pick ups now cause they lost hope. If you have to ask "did i give you the ick." Theres no way backing out. Just dont send that, unswipe and move on guys
@sarai95303 ай бұрын
a new background noise video just in time 😌
@jules5933Ай бұрын
56:35 this bit as i’m eating 💀 i feel called out
@CreativeName5742 ай бұрын
the other day at the thrift store, i got a shirt that has the Jurassic Park logo on it, and it says "MEMAW SUARUS REX" I am a 15 year old male
@Soon2BGhost3 ай бұрын
There is actually a Friends trivia game made by who I assume to be the same company, because I have it and the box looks the exact same.
@ok-24663 ай бұрын
No way the background character from 3:50 in The Road Trip Episode of Best Friends Today has a podcast 😮
@ghostfrequencies3 ай бұрын
friends was ripped off from living single, which is a way better show (and their friendships are so believable it makes you feel like they're actually friends irl). it's a really good comfort show if anyone's looking for something to watch that's similar to friends but actually good
@1WEareBUFO13 ай бұрын
Better show- better actors - fire theme song
@four16293 ай бұрын
53:28 jarvis's astarion impression gives me life, i love it
@maximumdinosaur3 ай бұрын
I love the mail section!
@youtube.handle693 ай бұрын
I am out of the dating game and i pray i never have to get back into it, and if i do i wont bother with dating apps again. The most gremlin of gremlin men are on there, it's a total crap shoot as a woman
@youtube.handle693 ай бұрын
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@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx3 ай бұрын
yeah if you're dating men don't really bother... dating at all, i'd say 😬 fr biggest proof orientation isn't a choice
@youtube.handle693 ай бұрын
@@xXxzAAa0aAAzxXx what lol
@swampgoat634325 күн бұрын
I do watch you guys while i eat but its also when im cooking larger meals ao your videos time out perfect for me
@sevenmunson98703 ай бұрын
MAAAAN i’m mad i missed submitting for this bc the messages i’ve received on dating apps over the years are truly some of the most insane things i’ve ever heard LMAOOO. y’all ever had multiple grown men call you mommy and comment on your “wide birthing hips” or “voluminous chest”? because unfortunately i have … many times …. 😭 what is up w people
@cheebuu33602 ай бұрын
Why does Jordan always look like every single feature he has is photoshopped onto him and isn't actually real
@maximumdinosaur3 ай бұрын
This episode is great, really made my day
@livchamps95733 ай бұрын
the extended family guy impressions segment really tied the show together
@1KitWonder3 ай бұрын
i nearly choked on my smoothie at the chandler card reveal LMAO great ep guys (he said, only 24 minutes into the video)
@ShafferKids3 ай бұрын
"I think this is their best video!" My girlfriend! You had us laughing out loud so much through this whole video! Such a good episode!!!!
@thereallarosebleu3 ай бұрын
new logo looks awesome
@voidify32 ай бұрын
Because of the way my brain works I did some googling and some maths about the cards. 40,000 MTG cards would weigh somewhere between 70 kg (155 lb) and 73 kg (160 lb)- there are multiple online estimates for the weight of 1 card so it’s a range. Idk if anyone cares but I’ll post it anyway 😎
@BananaTheLemon3 ай бұрын
1:10:47 🙏🙏 thank you for that , I’m forever haunted by a roommate conflict where she asked to swap rooms and after consulting with family and therapists I came to the decision that I didn’t want to but when I told her no she instantly became hostile saying clearly I didn’t care about her or her needs and from then on wouldn’t talk to or acknowledge me . It’s good to get affirmation that that flip was wild when all I wanted was to stay in the room Id made a home in