The 8-Year Long Worst Traffic Jam in History

[@lee_price]

"what if, for whatever reason, the canal was destroyed or stopped working" Well this is awkward

[@karl-artureiskop4942]

I was looking for this comment, thank you.

[@iiiBatmanx]

@@karl-artureiskop4942 we all did

[@pedroneto1259]

The Suez canal is useless. They build a canal, and make a bridge, blocking the passage of ships? Come on

[@Izze06]

Ye

[@GoogleAccount-pi9ct]

@@pedroneto1259 PLEASE BE JOKING

[@charliestein9350]

8 years ago my father told us he was going out to get cigarettes and never came ba... dad walks in: damn traffic

[@williamhoughton2315]

That's funny

[@adamargust4747]

Is this why my dad hasn't come back with the milk yet

[@apleknight411]

Adam Argust no

[@ski11z3r3]

I was thinking about using a joke like that, but then I remembered they rotated the crews every 6 months.

[@GewelReal]

@@ski11z3r3 he still didn't come back

[@CookieGal-]

"Sorry I'm late sir I wa-" "Our company literally doesn't exist anymore."

[@lachiebosman8511]

“..I’m sorry boss there was a tr-“ “We closed down 3 years ago”

[@KoplGames]

*Thomas Cook*

[@Xenuos]

@@objectivemillennial2117 Wh

[@The-ct1xq]

VR Pro such a shame that eleven people like your comment

[@wheneggsdrop1701]

@@objectivemillennial2117 bro religion doesn't matter people are people because your Jewish or Muslim or anything doesn't mean your bad or good or anything

[@ScriptedMatt]

The youtube algorithm has a sense of humor

[@PalkkiTT]

That is true.

[@michaelhong2565]

Hi Matt

[@DzakiTHakim]

lol

[@calebweir8179]

Yeah 😂

[@kumbaya69421]

Rll ogs saw this incident coming from a mile away

[@ailderwitha5591]

Imagine being the last ship to arrive in this traffic jam.

[@ligenyodu2645]

Could turn back and left.

[@4ltrz555]

@@randomshuffles1074 no

[@RealClutchMcGee]

TaticalGamer nobody cares

[@enochchow4099]

To top it all off only 2 ship made it out.

[@randomshuffles1074]

@@Mel-xz1fe done

[@MrDlt123]

"And with the 8-year wait over, all of the trapped ships could finally deliver their cargo of fresh eggs, milk and tomatoes..."

[@nathanperez9596]

'Fresh'

[@GaminGuy_]

Darrin Nunyah *vintage

[@Alex22034]

Lol

[@tabushka292]

I'm wondering what was actually on the ships to warrant them being maintained for 8 long years. Surely that was a massive loss to the company involved. But then again, I guess in hindsight that's obvious but the people actually living through this event thought the situation would clear up after just a few months... and after the first few years it was just a matter of sunken cost fallacy... no pun intended

[@mr.haroldthetoaster6263]

Tabushka it’s... a ship. Those things are expensive.

[@escwithbart2003]

"What did your country achieve" "We won Bitter Lake Olympics in 1968 in Suez Canal"

[@julianvw3203]

Go Polska!

[@victorhugofranciscon7899]

Poland can't go to space but can win the bitter lake Olympics Edit: wow! Thx for the 122 likes

[@poodlescone9700]

The event was a blast.

[@DrKrFfXx-0]

Not great, not terrible.

[@mrxanthios7045]

Yo yo, they also have the record for the shortest opposition to an invading force

[@RaiyadRaad]

Egypt in 1967: planted mines, broke bridges and sank ships on north and south entrances to block both entry and exits of Suez Canal. Evergreen in 2021: Let's do some drifting with our ship.

[@Fruitsmymainispomgranates]

Yeah

[@HENTAICOMBO]

Why not!?

[@talon6377]

epic stunt

[@k.rizz.]

The EverGiven captain: "ayo watch me hit this reverse entry real quick"

[@randomclipsmilitary9056]

Evergiven

[@zertexxacomrade4314]

"this little manoeuvre will cost us 8 years"

[@ThatNickYouKnow4010]

Interstellar be like:

[@estrada1423]

Spelling 100

[@serge4085]

Good one

[@Galm_1]

@@estrada1423 manoeuver is a French word. There are many variation in case you didn't realise.

[@goldenappleofficial]

It actually works here

[@LawsCrown]

“a r e w e t h e r e y e t”

[@fifaman23448]

no son we still have 3 years left

[@Dersephh]

*3 Years later* Nope sorry son i read 8 as 3, we still have 5 years left

[@OpRaven-62]

@@Dersephh *2 years later* You'll be 18 soon! Just 1 more year and you'll be 18.

[@Alvionalx]

@CommentControl Sorry it’s 90 more years

[@JDLQ-pg6ez]

let's play a war

[@arijit276]

If the ships were carrying wine, the cargo would have gained value.

[@iceloppy173]

French

[@iratepirate3896]

Really makes ya think.

[@TrolloTV]

Most likely not though

[@michaelwinters6486]

If the ships were carrying wine, the cargo would have been empty after 8 years of running a skeleton crew 🤣🤣

[@arijit276]

Between Egypt and Syria, the ships would have been the place you go to party.

[@15oClock]

That would suck if it happened again. By the way, it happened again.

[@largol33t1]

And they STILL don't seem to know WTF to do...

[@droptak]

That sucks

[@loopingmob]

Well got res over

[@alexmaddox8307]

Its fixed now

[@HENTAICOMBO]

Sure! Why not!?

[@bradywilder4425]

Isreal and Egypt: Literally fighting to the death around the lake Ships in the lake with a war going on around them: You guys want to play some football and watch a movie later?

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Wars are the stupidest thing people have come up with. People literally died there. Lost their lives and no one knows what happens after death. They just died because of some stupid disagreements between some royal losers and it wasn't even their fault. Imagine what the world would be like without wars. Maybe technology would be already 1000 years worth of advancements higher and problems like pollution and global warming wouldn't exist. So... If you ever happen to be the leader of a country just remember: in a war no one really wins, everyone are the losers

[@gloriouscraft7223]

@@eetuthereindeer6671 there are so many more reasons for war but ok you stick to your opinion

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

@@gloriouscraft7223 i dont want to think that you're defending wars

[@chechenfeels]

@@eetuthereindeer6671 Without Wars we wouldnt have such advanced computers,jet engines and much more LOL

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

@@chechenfeels you couldn't know

[@ten_tego_teges]

"Take this shortcut" they said... "It'll be faster" they said...

[@pysum]

Oh how they were wrong!

[@arren.6149]

.

[@renderdragons5387]

Short cut, cut long

[@PatriotMapper]

*BOI WERE THEY WRONG!*

[@H2O7225]

777 likes

[@Skylark_102]

“Only the west German ships survived and successfully returned to port”. That’s German Engineering right there

[@raver377]

all ships except for the one that sunk survived but only the german ones where in a condition where they could actualy get home

[@extra2ab]

That's the comment I was thinking of writing. That's GERMAN ENGINEERING. love and respect from India

[@swapnajeet_mohanta]

German quality

[@tylerdurden3722]

I was gonna comment this too🤣🤣

[@krashd]

More than likely German work ethics in not growing complacent and letting their ship's maintenance routines slip, Germans being very efficient at whatever they set their mind to is a stereotype for a reason. I imagine other crews kind of gave up on the thought of getting the ships out someday and instead knew they would just be flown off, whereas the Germans took their duty seriously and kept their ships in tip-top condition.

[@teh-maxh]

And the Suez Canal never had any problems again!

[@juniordudes1109]

Yeah definitely!

[@lunarmanatee2868]

Or so they thought...

[@Nothing-pg9qc]

Or did it...

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

Or is.....?

[@cr4zypeopl3]

A few years later... it came up again

[@Finnel12]

Those ships were up to German quality standards.

[@willhemwill5595]

Deutsche Qualität ;)

[@ilililil490]

Ww2 or post ww2?

[@TDREXrx9]

I laughed of course the only ones to make it out where German I bet the french ship was one of the first to go

[@najrenchelf2751]

I bet TÜV was proud! 😊

[@zakkadmiri951]

Can’t beat German quality

[@tylerhanley1409]

Amazon: “your item is running late, it should be with you in a few days!” 5 years later Amazon: “your item is running late, it should be with you in a few days!” 3 years later Amazon: *package dispatched*

[@thunder7650]

Tyler Hanley 😂😂😂

[@433raul]

Assc be like

[@porkybeans1154]

For the US, *package destroyed*

[@solascriptura-e7t]

Like Tom Hanks finally delivering that FedEx package, after being lost at sea for three years.

[@onemercilessming1342]

Tyler Hanley--It sounds EXACTLY like the USPS guaranteed delivery with tracking numbers.

[@satyris410]

Me:"sorry boss I'm going to be late" Boss: "..."

[@davidp2537]

The traffic may delay me a bit

[@maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax1]

VR Pro, thank you for your explicit anti-Semitic posts that you have replied to many of the comments on this video. You are garbage.

[@objectivemillennial2117]

Max U you welcome

[@blameusa7082]

lol

[@andie_pants]

Boss: You're still covering tomorrow's shift, right?

[@eledelapido]

Evergreen: Blocked on the Suez Canal Yellow Fleet: *First time?*

[@frankpinmtl]

Shipping company: So, we have this container full of clothes Client: Yah - those went out of style like, a decade ago...

[@mariusdufour9186]

In all probability they'd be back in style by then. Fashion seems to mostly go round and round.

[@Vessekx]

Retro!

[@thsscapi]

And behold, RETRO was born!

[@spiciestt6136]

Marius Dufour yee a 90s hairstyle is getting popular in my area, idk what it’s called tho.

[@contrapunctusmammalia3993]

Apparently one of the German ships did have t-shirts as cargo

[@NintendoTV64]

Sailor: I'll be home before dinner, honey! *8 years later*

[@Farsmezan]

He returned home and found her skeleton waiting on the long table.

[@aavocado8058]

I read that with the French accent from spongebob

[@Garbagejuicewaterfall]

This was my exact though as soon as I heard *8 years* ......😯

[@vincereterram8150]

And she still didn't finish making dinner.

[@subsetgamingyt9524]

sounds like my dad

[@pegeonpera]

Plot twist : The ships were carrying Toyota Corollas

[@desiredditor]

X files music intensifies

[@alphawolf8070]

Unfortunately they didn’t exist then

[@KoalaKontrolJr]

alpha wolf ...

[@alphawolf8070]

Koala Kontrol Jr lmao just realized it was 1967 not 1957 lol

[@floezie1899]

Varun P r/it’swooooshwith4o’s

[@TheGlooSniffer]

Anyone here after finding out about Ever Given getting stuck in the Canal today?

[@tommytran837]

Me

[@VulpeX2Triumph]

Let's hope it won't take 8 years again.

[@haroldlawson8771]

@@VulpeX2Triumph I hope it do

[@sudg007]

😂😂me

[@peterkolesar4020]

@@VulpeX2Triumph :D :D

[@TheRealSnurge]

Kid that decided to mail himself: “uhh... this is taking a.. little bit...”

[@worked7815]

ahahahahhahahaha

[@MudhaffarAdhwa]

Mail yourself challenge on steroids

[@crimblr]

*Well he probably ain’t a kid anymore then*

[@slug8039]

8BitEric yeah, he’s a skeleton.

[@panda4247]

Is he a part of the skeleton crew then?

[@OhZmAnnLP]

China: we had the longest traffic jam with over a week of delay Egypt: hold my canal...

[@afox9561]

Actually China's traffic jam lasted 10 days

[@oggabob]

A Fox Still over 24hr

[@giacomorapuzzi9866]

A Fox wasn’t it 12 days?

[@Farsmezan]

@@oggabob 8 years is also over 24 h. Think about it again and again.

[@Farsmezan]

@@giacomorapuzzi9866 10 or 12 doesn't matter, it is over a week and over 10 days and almost two weeks. Precision and accuracy aren't required.

[@nathanbouma7559]

**missile hits US ship** Egypt and Israel: "ight imma head out"

[@kingclampz6081]

Nathan Bouma lollll

[@GewelReal]

Egypt and Israel pointing at each other: "It was him!"

[@HaXD1209]

America boat: *Got taken down* Egypt and Israel: [Chuckle] We are in danger

[@redditsenpai007]

USA: Who did it ISreal and Egypt: We didnt We even stopped fighting

[@originalsniping4436]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sleepingcity85]

Not even 8 years of literally sitting between two sides in a war can stop German engineeringship

[@pfefferle74]

They were the only ones to request permission from the Egypt government to navigate their ships once a week to keep them in operating condition. Can't ever miss Kehrwoche.

[@k-874]

*GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE WORLD'S FINEST!!*

[@isaacsamuel9520]

@@k-874 sekai ichi!!!!

[@anm10wolvorinenotapanther32]

@@k-874 YES!

[@mike0423]

@@k-874 Is this a jojo reference? xD

[@sloppygamer1291]

“Sorry I’m late, I got stuck in between A WAR.”

[@lapisleafuli1817]

2 wars*

[@danboekenoogen4957]

Wyatt Farmer two wars and a fixing period

[@ericenglish3067]

I picture Sam Kinison saying this

[@133sjassson8]

This is literally happening in my place

[@zombieat]

​@@lapisleafuli1817 3 actually 6 day war: 1967 war of attrition: 1967-1970 October War: 1973

[@ItachiUchiha-nx2sw]

When you return after that traffic jam to see your 2 year old baby...

[@0726-o9b]

lmao this is funny

[@AshGamer007]

That's so cu.......wait what?

[@seltzer5766]

hOL uP

[@apleknight411]

Oh................

[@kittycake1294]

Kakashi Hatake *cackles*

[@debojitrabha2502]

Doctor: You have 8 years to live. Guy: This will be my last delivery. Then I will enjoy my remaining 8 years.

[@voLumez]

Git gud scrub

[@medditor3863]

Debojit Rabha that’s just sad

[@lurkenskanal405]

yeah but they did sent the crew home, its not like the people on the ship where held there hostage for 8 years

[@exildur]

@@lurkenskanal405 Wow, I bet you're fun at parties.

[@arianitdemaj2531]

@@lurkenskanal405 no shit sherlock

[@TheBaegislash]

Ah, the KZbin algorithm, how you work in mysterious ways

[@similar_username]

@@tobyk.4911 You must be fun at parties.

[@ayushgoreamb942]

@@tobyk.4911 R/Til

[@greek9244]

@@similar_username What happened

[@similar_username]

@@greek9244 the joke went past his head or something since he just sounded like a kid that knows something we don't... From my memory(vague since it's 3 days ago) he said "no, it doesn't work in mysterious ways, it's probably because the search trends --more explanation exeeding 4 sentenses--, most people probably know that"

[@wayneclarke6076]

Run away trucks and stuck ships... wonder what’s next in my recommendations

[@calveithtv5494]

Only the german ships beeing operational after 8 years is a classic case of good ol' german engineering.

[@_Abjuranax_]

I wonder what happened to all of the cargoes on board?

[@ani3y615]

I mean, it also does take some good maintenance. Give props to the people who took care of the ships. Also, not to disregard German engineering, it probably would've been cheaper to maintain a few ships and not all 15 cargo ships. I haven't researched on which ships or how old each ship/big in size or advantage, but that probably matters too when choosing which ship to maintain nice.

[@benheinz8817]

I'm sure the American ship would've worked if it hadn't sunk. Why? Murica.

[@vonhumboldt1985]

The best

[@Farsmezan]

It's German, you can't expect how good it's.

[@lillypieisme]

Egypt & Isreal: WAR. DEATH. BOOM BOOM. Britain: Throws a boat Olympics.

[@itzimperiumxvi2620]

Hey.. we like football

[@FoggyMcFogFace]

Britain, together with France, actually was involved in the planning of the surprise attack. They'd support it and get some sweet trade deals out of it through co-ownership of the canal.

[@ياسر-ر1ش]

@@FoggyMcFogFace its all Israels greedy ass

[@FoggyMcFogFace]

@@ياسر-ر1ش nah Britain was greedy, Israel expansionist. When the rest of the west found out about it they were pretty pissed at Britain and France, telling them they couldn't into canal.

[@ياسر-ر1ش]

@@FoggyMcFogFace dang i thing i agree with you now britian would be greedy and would have no idea that Israel and egypt are in war thats just stupid for britian to have no idea about 2 countries in hell and them hiring 10 ppl to cross the canal to export to india

[@fabricatortheddius7107]

Bulgarian ship: Hey Hans want to watch a movie? Hans: Ja

[@Farsmezan]

Oh Ja

[@spirameowmeow]

Thats one very big room

[@momelendez9691]

On Jah vro🗿

[@swety2962]

Be go razbrahb

[@swety2962]

Be go razbrah

[@vivekishere]

Normal people’s nightmare: monsters/ some bad life event repeating etc. Lib right nightmare:

[@enricopucci8653]

Political compass meme finally!!!

[@FurryWrecker911]

Took me a second to realize you said Libertarian, not Liberal. US politics has me all screwed up.

[@drSvensen]

@@FurryWrecker911 Strange how some of the most extreme leftists the world has ever seen, high jacked the word that is used by right wings across most of the world. Wonder how they feel about the fact that most people think of people like Silvio Berlusconi or Shinzō Abe when they hear "liberal".

[@enricopucci8653]

@Polandball hi poland

[@s.a.8548]

@@drSvensen I wouldn’t call liberals “extreme leftists” by any means.

[@matts.996]

It’s all fun and war until someone accidentally sinks an American ship

[@apleknight411]

Matt S. too bad there weren’t any soviet ships, it would have been hilarious

[@kevinjohn2000]

Well if that happened then that would've given them the excuse to invade and control both countries lol.

[@briannarepphighlights6058]

Red Hot Grimmy Piper America and israel like eachother

[@eccoc9099]

@@briannarepphighlights6058 which is why they wanted to chill so they didn't want to damage the friendship

[@Noire382]

[sobs in Spanish]

[@UraniumBullets]

This legit sounds like something that can easily happen in Sid Meier's Civilization

[@adambier2415]

Gray Barchetta i HATE when that happens! Lol

[@ExclVids]

Like your auto-exploring scouts that get stuck in that one empty spot between country borders when a war breaks out.

[@ОлегКозлов-ю9т]

Nah, the war would last for several centuries at least then

[@hatzili1272]

My ships are still there since I was fighting in Africa, since turn ~50, it is turn ~200 rn, that's like 3000 years

[@noahjohnson1054]

It happened quite a few times to me while playing Stellaris.

[@jansmigielski5004]

My father was on rotation as part of skeleton crew on one of the Polish ships. He told that actually this was quite desired contract to get, since it was paid a bit more due to it being in a "war" zone, but there was not much work to do. He also told me that he seen one of the military aircrafts gets shot down by AA missile. He also mentioned that one ship had fruits as a cargo and imagine what they saw when they opened it after couple months in desert sun. It was all rotting and moving due to all the worms.

[@jansmigielski5004]

@WaYZ k

[@HypercopeEmia]

@WaYZ k

[@ajb117]

@WaYZ k

[@undergroundie5268]

@WaYZ k

[@Kuroki883]

No K

[@threestwos]

Ah of course KZbin recommends it now, with ever given being stuck in the Suez

[@lmao9526]

i thought the recommendations were randomized but they do it themselves

[@jeuno.]

I already watched this a few months ago but I knew this was gonna be recommended with the recent events lol.

[@honoredlordmii91]

DO NOT REPEAT THE SAME COMMENTS MILLIONS OF TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@prisonmike1874]

*8 years later Egypt: "Sup y'all we cleared the mines. U can leave" German ships: "Aight, ima head out" Rest of 'em friends: **¤**

[@vincent5]

German quality

[@Interceptor101]

That one sinking ship : Dont Leave Me :(

[@NoTraceOfSense]

German Science is the World’s Finest

[@luizpedro6697]

@@NoTraceOfSense is that a Jojo reference?

[@NoTraceOfSense]

@@luizpedro6697 Yes, yes, yes, oh my god.

[@worthingtonl9484]

American ship was accidentally sank. Egypt: O.O Israel: O.O Egypt:Cease Fi.... Israel:Cease Fire i said it first!

[@jamesduston9292]

The USS Liberty, (different incident) shows that they can sink sink Americans with Impunity

[@alofii6106]

Lol

[@MJStno]

Its Israel

[@ImmortalPurple]

Duusu Official right

[@pmcglinchey]

@@smeggiamagarwine gonna cry pressed incel 💅

[@emilyxx6637]

Pool parties, movie nights and football games?? That’s like an 8 year luxury cruise!

[@mianhussain2357]

Yah in crossfire

[@Uciuwkviclviycjjxcku]

@@mianhussain2357 Fireworks!

[@-_neo_-]

Every day a firework at the sky

[@jarosawbaut9522]

fireworks and bombs in the price!

[@normal_username3231]

Unless you arent in a german ship

[@valentine3725]

If this traffic jam was so great then why isn't there a part two? Wait wha-

[@Bricz6176]

Well

[@gilgaros8745]

*SUEZ CANAL GETS BLOCKED BY EVER GIVEN*

[@billygersunwhet4388]

Traffic jam 2 electric boogaloo

[@Nathan-cu8ky]

Sued canal 2021 crisis lol

[@hockeyislife2]

@@gilgaros8745 it was Evergreen not Ever Given

[@chromiyum6849]

Wife: "Google maps say 7 years You took 8. WHO IS SHE!!!!" -"just 2 countries at war."

[@Fatima-hl2qg]

Sahil Agasi SKFWBSKKSKSKSKKWJ

[@fetchstixRHD]

“Israel and Egypt were fighting...” “You cheated on me with two hoes now?”

[@kuls43]

Wife, you are dumb as fuck.

[@junoguten]

"She was called the USS Liberty, but you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school"

[@hoboclown2397]

Once you hit an American ship Egypt: Think we should chill Israel: Agreed

[@volcryndarkstar]

Lol fr

[@liamfris256]

It’s like two siblings fighting when they accidentally break a vase

[@Outdoorsman-tu2zs]

Both countires has to be thinking to themselves AH S**T

[@kuro3864]

No one's scared of America

[@JuanSanchez-eq3vq]

Fernando Cazares says no country ever lol we are and always will be the super power of the world like it or not.

[@minegamer5680]

American ship: Sunk Eygpt and Israel: *Why do i hear boss music?*

[@moelester7971]

Funny enough it was a president of the US that managed to make Israel and Egypt to agree to return the Egyptian land in return for Israeli recognition

[@Haren94]

Israelis once intentionally fired missiles into an American destroyer in the Mediterranean as a false flag operation to try to get the US engaged in their war. The US side found out it was the Israel who had attacked them but did nothing and Israel remains the US's closest ally in the Middle East.

[@moelester7971]

@@Haren94 well what are we gonna do? We gonna destroy an entire powerful ally in a strategic place just because they hit one of our ships for attention?

[@alilabeebalkoka]

@@moelester7971 Yes because real allies do not do that to each other!!!

[@vintagethrifter2114]

@Haren94 The Liberty wasn't an American destroyer. It started life as a Victory class cargo ship named Simmon Victory in World War Two. The Navy bought it in 1963 to use as a technical research ship. Why would the Navy buy a cargo ship to use as a technical research ship? Because a "technical research ship" is a spy ship and would fit in perfectly with other cargo ships. When I was young, my family knew a crewman that was there during the attack. He was a radio operator. They were told to leave the room so that civilians could use their radios. This was just before the attack. If you knew what they were using the radios for, you'd know why Israel attacked. The United States knew why the Israelis were attacking and knew that they'd stop after the radio traffic stopped. This is why no one was allowed to go to its aid during the attack. The United States is happy in accepting the "case of misidentify" from the Israelis so that they don't have to admit what they were doing. The Israelis had four jets and three torpedoe boats. They could have sank it if they wanted to.

[@skepticowl7417]

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time the Suez canal was blocked, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@ogloc4478]

Not funny

[@lukitommele3798]

@@ogloc4478 damn thank you funny CEO

[@sonetagu1337]

There's 3, actually

[@shubhamdeshpande6320]

This entire video was actually an advertisement for German Engineering

[@Dennis_Hodzic]

In the end Germany wins everytime 😂

[@torvidbente7889]

You got it!

[@suhandatanker]

@@Dennis_Hodzic "germany wins everytime" Germany in both world wars: *cries*

[@alexursu4403]

*Battle Tendency OST blaring in the background*

[@stevecarter8810]

I don't think it was the engineering. I think they were the only guys with a written process for wussy to do if the ship is stuck at sea for more than 2 years, and the only crew who bothered to follow the process manual when all bets seemed off.

[@koya6470]

Israel: **shooting at Egypt** **Missle hits American ship** Israel: *•_•*

[@AmericanIdiot7659]

I've heard and researched that Israel had captured an American Cargo ship around the 1940s and killed all or almost all the crew, with The U.S. government did nothing. *USS Liberty*

[@fapking4776]

@@qazplmm632 true..muricunt is one of zionist slave

[@AgniFirePunch]

@@AmericanIdiot7659 the surviving crew all claim that the attack was intentional

[@yuriy333]

@@AgniFirePunch It was war. For Israel it was, and is today, "Win or die". Can you imagine situation at the time while japan planes are bombing Pearl Harbor, you see forein military plain and asking him "Hi! How do you do? What are you doing here? May be you are jogging here? Please, stay here and we will have dinner together".

[@rohailmacdougall6087]

Israel: “Well fuck”

[@Brickzie]

Imagine ships almost at the end of the long route around africa finding out that the Suez canal had just reopened.

[@sugamerper9797]

They aren't ready for another 8 years

[@jacobadelsheimer9645]

People in February 2021: there must be a crazier way for the canal to get closed Evergreen: challenge accepted.

[@greek9244]

Errr February?! 😭

[@musseia]

Evergreen: Hold my beer

[@renqxx]

ever g i v e n*

[@Theo69420]

The friendship between the 4 ships sounded hella lit tho😂

[@lerpog4509]

the boys

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

The Internet it literally was the boys

[@tanyichun2535]

ikr. they're having a great time

[@Theatre_gal]

China: We have the longest traffic jam in history at 12 days Egypt: Hold my beer

[@hkhan3535]

*Egypt: Hold my falafel

[@cyprus5278]

Ahem ahem, we don't like flafals 😂

[@hkhan3535]

@@cyprus5278 doesn't matter, it's from Egypt

[@mkwannas9423]

@@cyprus5278 We're a 100m living in Egypt and every one here eats Falafel, who told you we don't like it?

[@HoneyEggs]

Cyprus yea you can’t really say if someone doesn’t like something or not

[@shawn.champagne]

*Orders package on Amazon -- Gets Refunded* 8 years later: "Oh hey! There's the instant pot cooker I ordered 8 years ago!"

[@akeiai]

War conditioned | Cheap pot cooker

[@jasiantheasian8894]

Pot coocker Rice or pot

[@mlee6050]

These days no worry as delivered by drone lol

[@jasiantheasian8894]

mlee6050 drone strike targets target 8 years later

[@mlee6050]

@@jasiantheasian8894 what lost ... I was thinking amazon prime that you can deliver goods by drone

[@chrisfloyd7316]

Anyone here now that the canal is blocked by a cargo ship that got sideways

[@misszombiequeen]

You mean the most entertaining international event of the past year?

[@NiffirgkcaJ]

LMAO~ XD

[@IronKnight2402]

Me

[@genevielucious4945]

Yupp. Quite interesting too.

[@elijahshimbo544]

When countries can put away all their differences just to prevent American intervention

[@McGowanForge]

*marines rolling in* who messed with my family?

[@CookinWithLeland]

America: Hiroshima number two, its gonna be either you, or you

[@storiesofhistory5044]

@@CookinWithLeland Pretty sure Nagasaki was Hiroshima number two.

[@royxeph_arcanex]

Oh boy, you have no idea how triggering the term "American invasion" is here in the Middle east 😂

[@charlesjakesamadan4924]

USA: *Hippity Hoppy, sink my ship get hit*

[@SaschahiGG]

Once I heard that the American ship was the sunken one, my first thought was: "oh boy, get ready for some freedom"

[@scottland8698]

America fuck yeah starts to play Egypt and Israel sweat

[@virginiamoss7045]

And it was Jimmy Carter who pulled off the negotiations. But if not for Sadat signing the agreement knowing without doubt that he was then a dead man, it wouldn't have happened. Anwar Sadat sacrificed himself for the sake of peace and the rest of the world's economy. That's how you do the right thing.

[@delgande]

@@scottland8698 its israel us wouldn't attack them

[@idunnowhyiplay8035]

Plus, the Americans kinda pointed missiles and big boi guns at both sides, literally.

[@youssef-lm8su]

​ Virginia Moss Not just sacrificed himself. Every single Arabic state broke their relation with us. Even Libya tried to invade west Egypt. As a Egyptian kid living in an Arabic Gulf country that time, i got bullied and hated from latterly everyone from every single nationality. It's funny that you can't name a gulf soldier died against Israel.

[@hugodevos7274]

Missed chance: "any attempt to leave the canal would be a 'suez'cide mission.

[@user-fk9vm6no5i]

I sentence you to hell

[@notsojharedtroll23]

Bruh

[@Deadbass_]

*laughs in mid life crisis*

[@mauz791]

Perfect

[@nosignal63]

Am I the only one who thinks this is funny?

[@Human-lx2hs]

Evergreen: “finally a worthy opponent! Our battle would be legendary!”

[@jayyllaann289]

I think it’s the other way around.

[@metalmygeartillissolid1337]

And its ever given...

[@kppchan]

2:56 "Suez-cide mission" Nice.

[@andyjacobs7010]

... I don't think he realized that.

[@AutisticShyGuy]

That's a pun

[@ImInSpainWithoutTheS]

ah yes, a man of culture

[@gcircle]

Bosses be like: Sailor: "Boss, we're stuck on the Suez Canal, they blew it up!" Boss: "But you still coming to work today, right?"

[@euphoriaggaminghd]

Lol

[@stvdagger8074]

Sailor: "What do you mean, come to work? I work on the ship.

[@dynamicworlds1]

Boss: "Ah good, well, just sit tight until the situation is resolved" Sailor: "So, about overtime pay..." Boss: "....we'll see what we can do about getting you out of there."

[@ryanhopf8324]

@@dynamicworlds1 mean while: Sir your paycheck plus overtime is $1,000,000,000

[@uss-dh7909]

In America, it really be like that tho...

[@SquiddyYouTube]

"Sorry boss, I was late because-" "Hey, your boss died 2 years ago. You're fired."

[@acey457]

cant fire me im the michelin man

[@SquawkGamingYT]

This is literally the first thing I thought when I heard the news

[@janemaikinpak]

Exactly! Just watched this clip a few weeks before it happened. lmao

[@Drü_W11823]

No one: Portugal: The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness, The spice is vital to travel. He who controls the spice controls the universe.

[@nytrex_yt7417]

Andrew Weit America: the *oil* extends life. The *oil* expands consciousness, The *oil* is vital to travel. He who controls the *oil* controls the universe

[@kikoaraujo8312]

Portugal caralho

[@theguy6037]

Some random Hacker: The *Internet* extends life. The *Internet* expands conciousness, the *Internet* is vital to travel. He who controls the *Internet* controls the universe.

[@igorthebrazilianguy1006]

@@kikoaraujo8312 ta

[@gv9750]

Dune !!! *0*

[@GlobalDesignHD]

Imagine your aliexpress package coming in after 8 years lmaoo

[@stevenmiller3934]

@Abdullah Nawaz gamer what If someone had ordered condoms and by time they were they their the crew used them all

[@leftysheppey]

Tbh, would be faster than it usually takes 😒

[@AppleRick]

@@stevenmiller3934 bro wtf

[@swordman2000]

@Abdullah Nawaz gamer sounds like it might just become reality.

[@Ilkanar]

@@swordman2000 well, it wont be 8 years, but someone derped

[@ghost_ship_supreme]

*American ship sinks* America: “...” Both sides: “oh no...” -war immediately ends-

[@eysirt]

American ship sinks Both of the sides : why do i hear boss music *war immidietely ends*

[@LudditeK100]

Yeah. They must’ve learned their lesson after sinking the USS Liberty entirely on purpose and completely getting away with it a few years earlier

[@autherial530]

Actually America kinda joined the war by supplying isreal with weapons

[@CookinWithLeland]

Hiroshima number two who’s gonna get it? You know that its you

[@daerdevvyl4314]

@@LudditeK100 I’ll bet you believe that vaccines cause autism and the earth is flat too. After all, that’s what doing research by watching KZbin videos teaches you.

[@IrtiqaAhmad]

Narrator: what if, for whatever reason, the canal was destroyed or stopped working. Evergreen: what if we try Tokyo drift

[@immunityvi6968]

SCREEEEEEEE

[@fhdk227]

*Calls boss “Yeah i think I might be a little late”

[@MrCnote1993]

infamous_ *gives 2 year notice to quit*

[@MrGeneralissimus]

Think about overtime :)

[@DizzyMapping]

Boss: ur fired Sailors: AGH OUR SHIP IS ON FIRE FROM A ROCKET IM ON FIRE! Bossm nice joke Sailor: *dies* Boss:

[@yungsquirrel]

2:55 “Any attempt to use the canal would be a suicide mission” Don’t you mean.. a suez-cide mission i’ll see myself out

[@GhostOfDamned]

Ffs

[@A.i.r_K]

Fucking hell

[@youngminkwon616]

LMAO

[@AmUnRA256]

I laughed way to hard, thanks :)

[@today8100]

Imagine getting your airpods you ordered off Amazon delayed for 8 years.

[@jakesnussbuster3565]

Imagine making terrible jokes

[@PiviotAtWar]

Imagine just going to the apple store and buying them?

[@YoutubeAdministrator]

Imagine being a sour puss

[@marcello7781]

Imagine all the people Living for today (ah ah ah)

[@ajskylesbroflovski2250]

Imagine not having anything with the word "apple" ever.

[@theslenderfox]

It would be a shame if this happened again, I hope they made sure to have contingencies in the event of a blockage

[@Light-l-l]

You can have 3 full complete world tour In the span of 8 years

[@moritzzz1]

A full society tour that we live everyday

[@stian7479]

Or almost get done with math homework.

[@HitHard1008]

@@stian7479 yeah almost....

[@balls4992]

Or 1 traffic jam

[@Ryan-bl8ln]

Oi

[@loganbaileysfunwithtrains606]

United States: “how many times do we have to tell you people to stop f’cking with our boats”

[@k-874]

loganbaileysfunwithtrains *"YES"*

[@Storolf]

Never forget what they did to the USS Liberty

[@crackedemerald4930]

@@Storolf what did they do to the USS liberty?

[@militaristicsoldier856]

Cracked Emerald the Israelies fire bombed the ship on purpose while flying with Egyptian colors in order to false flag us into the war shown in the above video.

[@hdjfhebsn]

@@militaristicsoldier856 ACTUALLY: Israel was flying "with their own flags" (they literally had different types of airplanes than the egyptians so you cant even pretend to be egyptian at that point) and right after they realised that the ship might not have been egyptian they ordered the torpedo boats to not "finish the ship and sent a rescue crew and reported to the US goverment that it was indeed them. those are facts known in the western world. idk what shithole ure originally from but u seem brainwashed af and probably wont consider researching this so yes im losing time here...

[@Montegoraon]

The real canal was the friends they made along the way.

[@goromi8340]

Feelsstrongman TRUE feelsstrongman

[@quocvietophu1627]

I felt that 😢😢😢

[@yatsumleung8618]

On this day, 24th Mar 2021, a ship ran aground inside the canal. There is currently a traffic jam inside and outside the canal.

[@swordman2000]

and we will see if the record will be broken!

[@yatsumleung8618]

@@swordman2000 please don't. Last time it caused a global oil crisis and the USA started going everywhere with their army to get oil.

[@swordman2000]

@sans gamer yt Matthew nice!

[@ElDiabloGringo]

If only the Egyptians and Israelis had visited Skillshare

[@MN-bx5cs]

Skill share can help you improve your political decisions and solve war in less than a 6 years.

[@hamimhameem3411]

& in the end after war, clean ups then peace... May Allah grant us peace to all my humankind. Love over hate. Peace be to all.

[@valium4016]

hamim hameem allah.... not the most famous name to say atm

[@zaidmunawar4601]

Thank you

[@yuriy333]

@@hamimhameem3411 Egiptian president did mistakes, but after the wars he got wise desigion. He paid big price. I wish was peace here. I am from Israel.

[@jak4179]

*American ship sinks* Egypt and Israel: *points at each other* "it was him"

[@mr.cannedble9724]

And of course american will side at israel because israel is like gold child

[@RespawnRestricted]

It's a well know fact it was Israel look it up

[@treycotter]

Respawn Restricted everyone knows, he’s joking

[@crimson5719]

Respawn Restricted Fucking idiot

[@UltimatePenguinYT]

rayvids literally all my arab friends hate israel

[@poodlescone9700]

The overtime pay for those trapped sailors must have been astronomical.

[@irenerivera4827]

PoodleScone stonks lol

[@messirve6964]

It would be a SHAME if that happened AGAIN...

[@AsjadSS]

After 8 years.. Sailor: honey I'm home... Sailor:Who's that?? Wife: that's your 6 year old son.

[@lukemccullough8384]

Lol 6 year old

[@harrisonkey698]

Oh thats a shame she moved on... EDIT OMG thanks for all the likes 😱😱😄👍

[@timcucias3525]

F

[@izaanshaikh3999]

Sailor: wait what?

[@Tech-eu1xv]

Surprised she didn’t cheat on you

[@heeheehoohoo3692]

israel and egypt: killing eachother The ships in the canal: WHOOO FIREWORKSSS

[@fifaman23448]

that's one way to make war wholesome

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

That's just 'Murica for you, even in the middle of war we celebrate the 4th of July

[@Interceptor101]

Its a bird ! Its a Plane ! No its a *BOOM*

[@anthonyjarboe7386]

*one country accidentally sinks American ship* *Both countries immediately agree to ceasefire*

[@thegreatgatsby8180]

In 2018, when the Dubai princesss escaped she was on an American Yacht, trying to illegally enter India into Goa, But guess what, Indian navy's special forces raided the Yacht and sent back the princess to Dubai. So naaah, no one's scared of Muricunts.😂

[@Bangy]

Israel once again "accidently" sank an American ship.

[@astrofan8775]

@@iijuggyii6904 Not really. I mean, you know this country called China? Yeah, they have an Army quite a bit larger than yours. India should be a bit bigger as well. What you have is (although that can be partly debated) the best army, navy and air force atm. However why be scared? If your reasons are just according to the UN-Regulations then the US can't do anything about it without looking like total dickheads and getting themselves into quite a bit of trouble. Considering that it also imports more than it exports that makes it clear that economic sanctions are the way to go, while the size of your economy also makes economical warfare quite appealing. That is the reason why we will not see any large scale war involving the U.S. or any of the big countrys for that matter unless a totally clueless egocentric shortsighted egodriven twat would be in total command. Which is not the case and hopefully never will be.

[@aloskss]

Muricunts? What the actual fuck?

[@hdjfhebsn]

israel also destroyed a US navy ship during the 6 day war and nothing happened...

[@farzanahoq4396]

History repeats itself. If you are watching this after the Suez Canal blockade (recently). YOU ARE A LEGEND

[@mizutsune5097]

I watched before AND after

[@cecilmeredith275]

Of all the ships they could’ve accidentally hit, it HAD to be the American one

[@tinycockjock1967]

Cecil Meredith Coincidence? Yeah, coincidence. Stop looking for something where there’s nothing. Rockets are really inaccurate, let alone back in 73. Missiles are the accurate ones you’re thinking about, because they’re guided. But rockets almost always miss.

[@cecilmeredith275]

The Hornet Spooklight that’s what I’m saying. It’s dumb luck. In no way did I hint at the idea that it was targeted.

[@thelankylegendshow182]

Thank god it was that one am I right

[@foxtrot7694]

They stopped fighting because they hit an american ship

[@_erik_2138]

@@cecilmeredith275 Also I dont think that Israel would intentionally attack the US

[@flyingintervation4188]

Why did I think it would be a car traffic jam “That guy cut me off 5 years ago”

[@today8100]

Amazon: Heres your iPhone 11 Me: What? 20 is out...

[@kakagamer8053]

MAN IPHONE 11 WAS USED BY MY GRAND FATHER I AM USING I PHONE 55 GET OUT AMAZON

[@nothingmarc1070]

*wish

[@Mr.khan_41]

You copied Cassidy S' comment.

[@nothingmarc1070]

@@Mr.khan_41 Hold up what type of tricky is this

[@Mr.khan_41]

@@nothingmarc1070 he posted the same comment but with airpods. Not sure whether you were joking or asking for clarification.

[@Excremental_Discharge]

I gotta say, I appreciate the way this guy presents his videos. No stupid puns, no BS, just straight to the point

[@thestickiestman]

when a traffic jam lasts longer than the age of most kids on youtube today.

[@ohyeahyeah1955]

Deep...

[@LofiedLife]

KIRB WITH KNIFE im 1000 years old

[@pepsi-cola2791]

KIRB WITH KNIFE need to be 13 to use youtube so dont tip the feds off

[@dixiebloom722]

KIRB WITH KNIFE shut up kid

[@James-ru7nz]

@@pepsi-cola2791 bruh I'm 10

[@yurichan6557]

*Egypt and Israel start the war in Suez Canal* Cargo Ship: *Chuckles* We are in danger

[@EpicFuckingCoolGuy69420]

Commit *Suez*cide Ok I’ll go die now

[@antadhg]

google the uss liberty incident

[@123crafter123]

@@antadhg 6:26 "Stray" Israeli rocket :D

[@zombieat]

3 wars in 8 years*

[@vincereterram8150]

@@123crafter123 We let them get away with a lot.

[@kozbinici5534]

Wife:Why didn't you come home for 8 years? Husband: I was stuck in a 8 year long traffic jam

[@thebronywiking]

Husbad: Why is there a five year old in the kitchen? Wife: :|

[@AM-bj7yo]

Emir Özbinici wife: well take out the trash.

[@donverga]

@@thebronywiking that's not his kid,he spent 8 years

[@Pixiuchu]

@@donverga Either I'm blind or you don't understand that the five year old's father is due to the wife having sex with someone else. Of course it's not his kid.

[@1Rab]

"Where have you been for the last 8 years!?" "Traffic was a bitch."

[@DBALextras]

I saw what's happening right now in the Suez Canal and went straight to this video

[@juliusbalzer5085]

"The only two ships who left were the two German ships". Me, a German: *national proud increases haha

[@masquegoria8617]

German national pride? I've seen this one before. Shut it down.

[@therealdeal680]

@@masquegoria8617 I will gladly oblige, JON START UP THE ABRAMS, WE'RE GOING TO GERMANY

[@fineichangeditagain5675]

I can bring the spitfire

[@KNNY_-sp6kq]

@@fineichangeditagain5675 haha Komet go *crashing sounds*

[@No_Way_NO_WAY]

@@therealdeal680 we already have enough of them in the us garisons that are not longer staffed by us soldiers but by.... refugees.......... well lets hope they didnt send tank crews and mechanics....

[@alehaim]

Technically the highlighted sudan isnt correct because during the crisis it still had southern sudan

[@frostedflakes3168]

Didn’t know this was a geography class.

[@kartik5001]

I think he was referencing the modern day sudan.

[@generaltullius4511]

thanks thanks

[@mlgsty8880]

Yeah borders are all wonky in this episode, Egypt should have owned Gaza strip at start and Israel should have had East-Jerusalem after Six day war.

[@User31129]

My thoughts too but I have always loved geography

[@TexasGTO]

6:26 it's all fun and games until a stray rocket hits an American ship and sinks it. Quickly they agreed to a ceasefire lol

[@DaTrueBacon]

America: I am watching you

[@iamconfusion5323]

American ship: *is hit* US: 👁👄👁 Egypt and Israel: 👁👄👁

[@frankstermacc]

KZbin algorithm knows exactly what it's doing here

[@dmeads5663]

Dad: “I’m going to work son, be back later” 8 years later.....

[@al-enezi6074]

Plot twist: he actually left you and came back when you became a millionaire

[@nomekop777]

I love how once the american ship sinks, they both behave like fighting kids who broke their mothers favorite vase

[@GamingWolfGod]

I mean the last time someone destroyed a neutral american ship during a war they got nuked, twice.

[@mattevans4377]

@@GamingWolfGod Think you are getting two different events mixed up....

[@GamingWolfGod]

@@mattevans4377 Japan attacks Pearl Harbor destroying ships which draws us into the war. What am I mixing up?

[@mattevans4377]

@@GamingWolfGod I wouldn't call those Americans ships neutral. The nation itself may have been, but the ships certainly weren't.

[@daepicclutch]

@@mattevans4377 they may not seem neutral but they are, it's not like they would just randomly decide to attack a country for no reason because they arnt "neutral".

[@sledgend_1]

They stopped after shooting an American ship. Damn smart they are.

[@charlesjakesamadan4924]

*they dont wanna see what happened to hirishima back at ww2 🤷‍♂️*

[@momosh2143]

Actually us was helping Israel with everything they needed the role american for there aid was huge

[@ceiranallen-wright6310]

Anyone here after seeing the ship thats now stuck in Suez?

[@thequietkid8358]

It is not the first time for this ship to do something like that Please stop making lies about us 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬

[@genevielucious4945]

Ya