The 9 Month Cruise Drama

[@thechadx2]

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[@mack_attack.17]

Wassup

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

These remind me of the merge mansions ads😭

[@st4rs.and.r0ses]

3rd reply lol

[@tikimillie]

I will not be playing the candy crush knock off brain cocaine game thank you very much

[@tikimillie]

@@yourfavoritetransgenderbet you can’t even pronounce blåhej correctly, fake blåhej fan

[@Deja_gru]

The “Ultimate world cruise” sounds like a set up for a Danganronpa fan game 😭😭

[@JustRhysky]

Well there is Super Danganronpa Another 2 where the sleeping quarters was a cruise ship but I do agree that a Danganronpa game solely in a cruise ship with every new chapter could open a new floor would be cool.

[@saturday8587]

I think your turn to die has the same setting

[@Kimairan]

I was thinking of 999 myself (probably partly because of "nine months"), but I agree with this too.

[@Hinata8778]

That's so true, now I need it to happen.

[@squids3820]

I hope they don't have tv screens everywhere. or a mascot.

[@AndreJNick]

As someone who spent 4 years attached to a military ship going on deployment for 9 months at a time working 16+ hours a day, the only people I can manage to drum up any sympathy for is the crew. I can't even imagine going through all that and working a customer service job at the same time

[@binarybotany3218]

I was thinking crew as well, housekeeping and cabin fever for 9 months sounds like hell.

[@kieransky]

I hope they switch out crewmembers whenever they dock at a port

[@AndreJNick]

@@kieransky I would be extremely surprised if that were the case

[@Zectifin]

yeah I have 0 sympathy for people who can afford to pay 60k AND don't have to work for 9 months. you wanna post how rich and out of touch you are on social media, make all the fun you want of them.

[@Froggyfrog-99]

@@kieransky unfortunately 9 month contracts are common in the industry. I got off after 6 months because I got sick. But yeah, usually it's 7-9 months contracts, and you go crazy.

[@EyeSackBzar]

Yes, watching her dinosaur hand wave around is worth not sleeping for another 10min.

[@kuronkurro]

Real

[@LordOfElysium]

Only 10 mins 😔

[@PirateOfTheWastes]

Here we are

[@grantsplays7980]

Sleep is optional, Chad Chad is not

[@kuim01]

Totally agree 😂

[@Emperor-Quill]

This is the reverse Hunger Games. The rich people put themselves on a big boat with tons of luxuries and now us commoners get to bet on what shenanigans go down as their $60k/+ rooms start flooding.

[@Anton15243]

Some say we live in a boring dystopia, but I actually think it's more like a reverse dystopia. Sure, the way we are oppressed isn't fun or engaging, but the real interesting stuff comes when people with too much money and too little conscientiousness start willingly putting themselves into extravagant tоrture lands

[@charliegibson4016]

@@Anton15243that’s why it’s so funny to watch Elon destroy twitter. Billionaires inevitably self destruct, and it’s always catastrophic and funny.

[@joybodelay9679]

If the zombie outbreak occurs, they will never be able to dock .....ever. 🧟🧟

[@olivias8347]

They’re still people. Betting rlly bad things that could happen to them is horrible. Period.

[@toidIllorTAmI]

​@@Anton15243did you say this after the submarine combustion?

[@joelyt1682]

I like how there's no explanation for the dinosaur hand puppet and it still fits the video

[@jkas95]

Or the bbq lighter that’s apparently fake??

[@cynthiajoy8082]

I think it’s stupid.

[@edenstarz]

@@cynthiajoy8082i think its funny!! stupid and cute :3

[@OrbObserver]

@@cynthiajoy8082 That's definitely the best attitude to have when watching a comedy video and does not come of very bitter.

[@sharkieboy7129]

​@@cynthiajoy8082 Then cry ❤

[@dazenguile4215]

“our bathroom is reeeeally tiny but we make it work” *shows normal bathroom*

[@austin.luther]

RIGHT? My bathroom is literally the length of the bathtub and the width of the bathtub and the toilet. And that's pretty good, because hell yeah we don't have to share a bathroom with the kids.

[@sari9645]

You gotta remember that the people on this cruise are rich. They aren’t used to the average bathroom size 😅

[@Walleyedwosaik]

I live on a cat and I thought my bathroom was pretty wicked for a boat but that sh’t is crazy

[@Q1x.exe.]

@ville__ew

[@mastermelee2543]

60k-700k per a person they're all higher up on the percentage m8

[@gobl1ntown]

"I'm sure they eat every passenger equally" I laughed way harder than I should have 💀

[@sarasoryu]

Plot of noah of the blood sea😭

[@SSSSSS-lq2zz]

a morbid thought of ''maybe theyll eat the rich bc they eating good'' but then immediately was like ''wait but rich ppl have crazy weird diet and unhealthy junk foods are typically eaten by middle to lower class...do we taste better(fattier) than them?'' came to mind

[@LivHamar]

Eat out

[@FrizzyArtistJay]

Little Nightmares type beat

[@goobz4446]

i read this exactly as she said it in the video 😮😮

[@lacieperrot]

😂 the voice saying " that burger looks so good " while it's literally peeing as he bites into it!🤣🤣🤣

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

"PEEING" HELP

[@toceeno874]

i think anyone would be peeing themselves too if someone took a bite out of them

[@kaijuno.8_kafka]

i thew up a little when i saw that, it. was. pissing. nasty

[@annoyingkid48]

@@toceeno874I been bit before and you can be sure I didn’t piss myself (though tbf they didn’t take a chunk out like I was a slice of bread)

[@rinmadepie]

it was excited

[@LordBigSlime]

She... She didn't do the "I appreciate you clicking on my video out of allllllll the videos that are on here" thing. This has devastated me. I am devastated.

[@zoenoelle8844]

glad someone else said it 😩 i had to do it myself

[@cramirezpereyo]

I was thinking the same thing, it’s my favorite part of the video

[@danzeppetello2608]

Fortnite changed her.

[@thunderheadcinema6743]

Maybe next time I'll click on another video instead if I'm so unappreciated 😤

[@JanYaps]

I was expecting her to do the outro but instead of the minecraft damage sound it would be a trex sound from jurassic park

[@HerHollyness]

I’ve heard of people going on back to back cruises because it’s cheaper than paying for a care/nursing home in your old age. Honestly, that cheapest price seems reasonable when you compare it to that. Care homes can cost upwards of $10,000 per month and all they do is feed you and maybe sit you in front of a TV if you’re lucky. I know I’d rather be able to swim, wander around the deck, go to the casino, and watch live theatre every day than sit in a care home.

[@locurset]

Actually, that's an interesting perspective on it. I never thought of it that way

[@WhiskerDooz]

You've heard the same story we all heard that one time. Welcome to the internet lol

[@spencerlively3049]

Ok but if you're paying $10,000/mo for a nursing home.... it's for the nursing care. Which is expensive. If you don't need nursing care, then you don't need to pay $10,000/mo for a senior living center. Conversely, if you DO need nursing care, the last place you'll be getting that is on a cruise. The american healthcare system is broken but, no, cruises are not a cheaper alternative.

[@raynebow5289]

I read a random fact somewhere that many cruise ships often have a reserves freezer to hold the bodies of elderly who passed away so they can have a proper burial in their homeland.

[@Birdsarefake114]

What a weird way to justify a waste of money

[@kinzoku5881]

it’s just so funny to me that historically when people could only travel via boat and it took months on end to get somewhere, made people lose their minds, snap mentally, and every other unfortunate thing possible, I love that royal was like yeah let’s bring that vibe back!

[@locurset]

To be fair, now cruise ships have casinos, shows, libraries, sometimes technology (signal sucks because you're kind of in the middle of the ocean), restaurants, plenty of entertainment. I can totally see the appeal, I went on a few cruises as a kid (albeit budget). And yet they still end up being boring because, just like back then, you're isolated on a boat with nowhere to go. Once you've made the rounds, you've seen it all. Let alone for 9 months.

[@Walleyedwosaik]

@@locursetI live on a sailboat have since a kid and cruise ships take all these fun out of it you don’t find new places or go to breathtaking beaches with no one there there is no island hopping no snorkeling in three different reefs in a day none of that, I have been through hell on my boat I once got so sick from some kind of parasite I had debilitating diarrhoea for an entire month in the middle of nowhere but it’s an adventure I hate cruises but love the sea

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

​@@Walleyedwosaik All the cruises I've been on made various stops at different islands and locations so people could go to beaches, go shopping, do whatever for the day

[@locurset]

Absolutely. Cruises advertise the adventure and seeing different countries, but most of your time is spent on the same boat. @@Walleyedwosaik

[@Sexypurple]

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[@BartokandBadIdeas]

Seeing this NINE MONTHS after it was uploaded feels... right

[@ella12626]

The way that burger squirted out pure water concerned me

[@tosufferquietlymusic2171]

It’s grease

[@inur.airvents]

fr like why is it leaking 😭😭

[@xiletolat4083]

me when i've only ever had dry-ass mcdonalds burgers

[@yankee7238]

@@tosufferquietlymusic2171 that dont make it better :((((((

[@jessicadavis3989]

😂 and chick was like “that looks so good”

[@ddetra]

my brother JUST got back from 3 DAY cruise at the beginning of february.. an older lady on the ship actually did have a heart attack & passed on the first night. they had to keep her in a freezer because there was no morgue on the ship. when the ship got to the destination, they flew the family of the deceased back to the states, but the family had to wait 2 more days to retrieve her body for a funeral.. the fact that the bingo cards are HOPING for this stuff is absolutely wild.

[@mintii5333]

?????@ville__

[@meowmiku-ni3wf]

@ville__sybau

[@user-G626]

Hi @ddetra just letting you know as someone who has worked on many different cruise lines unless your brother went on an very very small cruise like 2000 people the ship had a morgue. It was probably something the guest made up and spread I’ve heard some of the most crazy conspiracy theories from guest. Also people die or get seriously injured all the time (like she mentioned in the video a lot of old people take cruises) but we have procedures in place for them. You probably won’t see this message but thought I’d let you know

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Regardless if that story is true or not, I do find it incredibly sad that so many people are rooting for the downfall of the people on that cruise. I blame the TikTok mentality of "I don't like this person based on one second of hearing them speak so they're a bad person and so is everyone else they interact with, so they can all die for all I care UwU". Like it's legit absurd how TikTok addicts will spin a narrative so far off of the original that it reads like a James Patterson plot twist (aka nonsensical). I've had people start arguments with me on opinions we literally agree on because they didn't like it when I said "maybe we should be more understanding to the people we disagree with" (one even called me a terrorist, can you believe?). So I'm not at all surprised people are being so disgusting towards the people on this cruise, but it's still very upsetting to wish ill on people they don't even know.

[@distraughtoof5624]

its honestly so foul, like i understand having a harsh or dark humour at times but even that is too far, when youre out in the ocean, you have extremely limited resources compared to on land + the ocean can be a nasty place at times. to wish them ill when those situations can be very real in this case is insane and just outright foul

[@maxcaserta7440]

I’m a musician currently working on one of these longer cruise voyages for 4 months. I’ve been here for about 2.5 months so far. From my perspective it’s one of the cushiest gigs u can have honestly. Free housing, all meals provided, and I get to travel the world. All I gotta do is strum strum at night lol. But to be a paying guest, life must be pretty comfortable already haha

[@Tarlondwen]

Do you make decent money on top of the room and board, or is that like all you get?

[@maxcaserta7440]

@@Tarlondwen yes, I get paid pretty decently. But I do have to pay money if I want decent wifi. Which is worth it

[@CatFish107]

Some of the positions, like yours apparently (?), can be cushy. Captain has few worries, until the ship touches something it shouldn't. But I'm sure you see the conditions that the cabin stewards and waitstaff work under. Those companies can be excessively hierarchical and inequitable. Engine room crew probably don't feel like it's real cushy, but are recruited from a nation with very few opportunities, so are less likely to complain.

[@CatFish107]

But also, good on yah! Getting paid as a musician is a challenge in the first place. You're getting paid in travel and money (hopefully).

[@maxcaserta7440]

@@CatFish107 yes of course! I was just speaking from my personal experience. The line I work for treats and pays musicians very well!

[@madkurious]

THIS is the video I’ve been hopelessly searching for. As a non-TikToker, I’ve been wishing for the right KZbinr to tell all the World Cruise stories just like this. Thank you.

[@AmbassadorKat]

Markie has done a bunch of videos if you want all the updates

[@Kvttxyz]

Chad Chad leaving hibernation is a blessing

[@Sinvoyd]

"My name is Chad Chad( not really), and I'm here to entertain you with my message. In the form of a digital recording. "

[@datab4s3]

@UTTP298not subbing so that’ll happen

[@ssj12262]

@UTTP298too bad

[@icravedeath.1200]

​@@ssj12262I reported all of them for spam lol.

[@ZaynneThaWook]

@ville__maybe just focus on making content and not spamming comments

[@aggressivelyzoe]

ultimate world cruise sounds like pitbull and tom cruise’s child

[@Cera_01]

​@ville__ me when I lie:

[@biggestastiest]

​@Cera_01 it's a spam bot, just ignore

[@lily-jt7nd]

IM DYING BRO

[@hushtheseus]

LMAOOOO

[@ThatFont]

Lil Worldwide

[@Star_Wars_With_PercyMan]

Guy on the ELECTRIC treadmill in the flooded gym is exactly the type of person I picture frequenting these trips

[@365partyghostface]

right?! both guys just chilling like “well, not my problem”

[@mewtuwa]

I don't think the people who opt in for a 9 month cruise realize just how long 9 months is.

[@micahguillemette3344]

Thats a whole pregnancy!

[@confusedjello7292]

YEAH like that's more than half a yeah confined to a boat

[@raimarulightning]

They're all probably pretty privileged, so I think you're doubly right lol

[@catballer69]

thats why i dont feel bad for them and the possible dangers. Like these are basically the richies and people over here r yelling the rich and then say they feel bad for the rich. Like, you could spend your money on fundraisers but you decided to go for a 9 MONTH VACATION, WHICH YOU WONT EVEN NEED, AS A RICH PERSON, BECAUSE BEING RICH IS A VACATION OF ITSELF from the real world!

[@ccb6013]

​@@catballer69You're literally mad at them just because they're rich. You don't know how much they spend on fundraisers, and it's really none of your business.

[@eveg.j.9197]

can't believe that after two oceangates we're really going for a third

[@under.the.oaktrees]

wait what was the second one? the only one i can think of is the billionaires getting smushed

[@Aimi-nh6td]

​@@under.the.oaktreesthe first one is titanic

[@mushu_beardie2556]

This isn't oceangate, this is Avenue 5 (it's on HBO and it's pretty good and funny. A space cruise ship gets knocked off course and the guests have to spend months on the ship instead of weeks as it runs out of spices and things that make cruises good. Hilarity ensues)

[@thesuperginge1348]

what about the dildo-filled freight ship getting stuck

[@SeanHartnett-t8c]

@@mushu_beardie2556 it was hillarious, sad they canceled it

[@Montesama314]

"Ultimate World Cruise" sounds like the setting for a Japanese visual novel. Someone gets killed, or EVERYONE is being killed one by one, and the survivors have to figure out why.

[@idontlikehumansthatmuch]

so there's this thing called dangan- *gets shot*

[@yaLocal_Kaz]

**Monokuma appears**

[@marzipan__]

@@yaLocal_Kaz The theme played in my head when I read this comment

[@shin1189]

Ok found which but at the thumbnail it says “Blood Bath at sea”

[@shin1189]

This sounds like a similar case years ago ngl- I forgot which but you can find it in RottenMango’s which was a crew that was going to fish squids I think??? The whole boat was b/0Od¥, no one knows what happened at all and the guy that was interviewed was considered the last survivor. Though not really as I think there were some who survived but did not speak about it.

[@alexanderkegley3319]

To be fair, the Drake passage is one of the stormiest and most hazardous stretches of ocean in the world, so a little water in the gym probably isn't the worst. The worst is catching chlamydia from Terrence when he *promised* he was clean.

[@ezzb]

It wasn't just a little water in the gym though. It was in multiple places, running down the stairs, elevators inundated/ out of work. Even some cabins got affected. And that actually happened before the drake passage. Seems like getting close is enough for some really bad weather. Ironically that didn't repeat during the drake. Maybe they got caught off guard with how bad it was previously. But for sure, seeing how crazy the ocean gets is more understandable to see water inside

[@Bajamamama]

@@ezzbwell when a ship is in a rough passage experiencing storms on the ocean, and oceans aren’t forgiving, there’s going to be a lot of water

[@CatFish107]

Doing a seafarers medical before joining my first cruise ship, the Dr.said to me "Cruise ships are a fake world. I don't care if she tells you she's the Virginia Mary. Wrap it up."

[@EliasKayama245]

Damn Terrence

[@thek1llercheese]

Drake be like

[@hollieweller7051]

Honestly - those Bingo cards seemed pretty spot on and not hoping for them to happen, just logical results from putting people in that situation. A fight, alcohol poisoning, etc absolutely expected. An affair/breakup/divorce also would have been on my card. Confining the same people to a space for a long duration is absolutely going to produce wild drama.

[@A.H._]

but some things were incrediby wild. like “muder mystery” or “iceberg”. like… are y’all okay?

[@hollieweller7051]

@@A.H._ idk I could not get on a boat like that and not think Titanic... clearly I will never be on a boat like that though. I would think nothing but icebergs will attack in mid August. Murder mystery and maritime law??? Still makes sense on a bingo card to me...okay maybe I'm not okay 😂

[@Alex-RavensPeak]

​@@A.H._ No

[@ghoot]

@@A.H._murder mystery honestly funny af

[@noahsdragonfruit]

​@@A.H._but those things are so unrealistic that they're just funny imo

[@vorticalhook5794]

“There’s a witch on board” is one of my favorite sentences ever.

[@Sexypurple]

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[@isaiahd2123]

Imagine hearing this in a previous century

[@vishalvenkat6]

I went on a cruise for 7 days recently and it was essentially a fancy nausea box. I had insane headaches and felt like throwing up for half of the time I was onboard. I can't imagine doing it for 9 months let alone even afford it for more than a week. I fully understand why cruises were prime vectors for Covid spread.

[@galaxychill9578]

ironically there was a cruise ship that basically avoided most of the pandemic because it was so isolated

[@christina3115]

I mean, cruise ships have always been known for illness outbreaks, but now that we're (still) in an airborne pandemic, it's way worse. Especially since COVID can damage immune systems, so now people are way more likely to pick up illnesses, COVID or other, when they're in enclosed spaces like cruise ships.

[@Jabadamazo]

My dad took a cruise a few years ago too with my step mom and her grandkid. It was a week long, he said he spent like 8k during that time and it was not worth it and he wouldn't do it again haha.

[@sam_vos]

I went on a cruise for 12 days once and it was great, have zero complaints, the price was normal, free food everywhere on the ship at all times, went to bunch of different countries and even met new people, so i'd say it would really depend if you get bored easily or on the weather, because I get sick easily and I had no problems with headache or nausea even tho we had a huge storm one night

[@bmet102]

I got parainfluenza 3 days into the cruise I went on and had to go to bed at like 9pm every night afterwards because I was exhausted. I didn't even know that parainfluenza was a thing before that cruise

[@peanutbutter4435]

That cruise is a whole gestational period

[@Sexypurple]

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[@cordleil2747]

Except, instead of bringing new life into the world its gonna suck it out of those poor passengers.

[@loorthedarkelf8353]

My brother took the fam on a cruise for his 30th birthday. It was... kinda hilarious how little there was to do unless you wanted to gamble or pay extra on top of ticket price. Like yeah, you can play bingo for free, but the offical stamp you MUST use costs 30 bucks. For a stamp with an ink well that has the brand on the plastic casing. So you can't play bingo unless you pay up for a stamp or have paid for a stamp on a previous cruise, didn't lose it, and you remembered to bring it with you... and that you are of such wealth that going on a cruise wasn't a once in a lifetime thing. There was a Spa Experience, billed as free. I showed up with my partner and my sister, found the room crowded out into the hall, and then found out the 'Free Experience' was SEEING the spa. If you wanted to use it, you had to pay twice what you'd pay on land... and the nail polish chipped before the day was out. I did it to hang with my sister, who was also Not Happy about it but was determined to pamper herself. While there I made small talk with the lady doing my pedicure, and found out she's from one of the ports we were stopping at and being paid below min wage because they're not paid hourly-- they're paid Per Voyage. I expressed my hope that she'd get some time to see those important to her when we arrivred at that port, and the strained look on her face told me she would not. I hope she's okay, and found another way to live life that isn't beating the shit out of her with Angry Customers Primed And Scammed Into An Upcharged Spa for bullshit pay. No one deserves that. It isn't okay.

[@caterpee]

the 9 month cruise sounds like a one piece arc where the straw hats end up killing the captain because he's actually keeping the residents prisoner

[@sarahbear5601]

Real.❤

[@awb7776]

Zoro would walk off the boat trying to find the bar

[@xo_echo]

they revoked my boating license back in ‘87 because of my unforgivable sins! 😁👍❤️

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

Real!

[@viviris]

WAS THAT THE BOAT OF ‘87????

[@crown_368]

The bite of '87?!😮

[@copiousorcas]

me too! what a coincidence! :0

[@LordOfElysium]

Holy spam

[@ExploringTheTube-fd1oo]

I went on a two-week cruise and I was ready to go home by day 3. By day 7, I was ready for pirates. By the end of the two weeks, I almost jumped off the ship trying to get off. These people are nuts!

[@kimielle]

Yeah I work for a Telco and some of our customers are on that ship and call when their roaming doesn't work on their cellphone. They do NOT sound relaxed on the cruise at all. In fact they often ask us about what things are like at home. It does not sound like a fun time there.

[@ashorr4829]

Ive been one two cruises with my family, they are always soooo boring. Just a bunch of old people gambling with not so great food. I spent most of my time in the gym just to pass the time. Plus, yeah you get to land in cool countries, but you are there for so little time its not worth it :/ not to mention the food waste and pollution for curries is awful and made me feel guilty the entire time on them

[@locurset]

I've gone on around 5 one-week cruises when I was little, usually the cheapest rooms so I'm speaking of the base experience with no fancy extras. As a kid they're really fun, especially if you get a ship with a "club" for kids to go during the day. They always had fun and educational activities but unlike school they wouldn't force us to participate in anything we didn't want to do, we could just sit out and go draw or something. But as I started getting a little older, they start to get really boring after a few days when you realize there's no "goals" and you're too old to hang out in the kids area, so there's not really any activities outside of swimming and eating. But you're not old enough to appreciate the ports and the culture of the different excursion areas, they're just hot and boring. Looking back I'm so fortunate I got to go on those trips but I wish we could have just saved the money, it would have really helped us out now ;-;

[@Blank-jr6lf]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="267">4:27</a> Chad gets enclosed by the darkness for 1 frame but the darkness says "Nah, you're kinda chill" and vanishes

[@americankid7782]

Chad almost got taken by the void

[@dawndesilver4891]

Heres the exact frame :) (slow it down) 4:28

[@ducky.doodles]

She passed the vibe check :D

[@crazywithak790]

Former cruise ship performer here! I've been on ships for a combined time of 2 years. With 9 months being the longest I've been on consecutively. The ships that had only 3-7 days had so many guests who were getting stir crazy. I once did 2 weeks straight and I saw some people wanting to jump ship.

[@raimarulightning]

A moment of silence for the non-performer staff. I know everyone gets treated like a slave, but they get it even worse

[@CalamitasCalliope]

"Yes, i am late. Don't worry, Chad Chad(Not Really), I refuse to use Tiktok, so I haven't heard of this naturally, and you're the first person out of the KZbinrs I watch who have covered this

[@MariaPaula-uw3ds]

Me too kkkk

[@Azulakayes]

Me too. I refuse to use tiktok

[@pumkinseed_bricks]

Same I also refuse to use tiktok

[@natgrant1364]

Yeah, this is the first I've heard of this.

[@lillianblack8749]

My bingo card would be exclusively about the ones in the Royal suites like “royal suite member has to cut the cruise short because they’re getting audited by the irs” cause I don’t mind as much if they get seasick or something

[@alnu8355]

My bingo card would add...canablism...not because I actually want to see that happen IRL but because...I REALLY wanna see this entire cruise be exaggerated and turned into an edgeysatire horror film.

[@ChangEAreYouWatching2]

@@alnu8355these are real people

[@deathblade1011]

Hi Chad Chad, I work for a national Cruise Line. It's actually pretty common for cruise lines to advertise and offer cruises for other of their itinerary and ships. They often offer on-ship discounts for their other itinerary that you can only take advantage by going through the on-ship agent. Still a hellish experience it looks like haha

[@Jetrowdy]

the way i had just finished Danny’s video and needed something new to watch… you’re a real one Chad Chad

[@Jas-rt3th]

same lmaooo

[@villanelle-dyke]

and the film cooper one too lol

[@conifer27]

Shoutout to Chad Chad and everyone else whose family washed and reused plastic bags. For all I know my sandwiches were in the same bag from kindergarten to middle school

[@ActionScripter]

When you can tell the brands apart by nothing but the zipper seal construction and the plastic grade because all the logos were decimated by the dishwasher

[@locurset]

I find it so weird when I go over to other peoples' houses and they're THROWING AWAY ziplock bags, jars, styrofoam containers... and then complain that they have no containers! You threw away a bag that only had crackers in it!

[@CatFish107]

We're still doing that. Why be wasteful?

[@kinkanalchemist]

I hate washing them because I never feel like I get them totally clean, but I respect the resourcefulness 😅

[@julia.aravis]

im here six months later and the thought that the cruise still isn't over is wild

[@Boofala]

Who thought, “you can barely stand a 5 day cruise?? Let’s make it LONGER”

[@Antony_Oscar]

As far as I know, even on normal cruises people die all the time. So on a 9 month cruise, there will definitely be fights, maybe a murder, and some heart attacks etc.

[@savannnnnnah]

i cant believe no one put pregnancy 😭

[@AkaB3njii]

Dying all the time feels like a overstatement, although it happens once and a while , you should remember theres atleast 4,000+ other passengers (usually) on most cruise ships. With that many people, inevitably something will happen.

[@reah763]

​@@savannnnnnahHonestly, 9 months is enough to make and grow a baby lol

[@barbecuedsimsbaby]

Out of the 27,000 people, at least ONE is gonna go out Elvis style.

[@Sexypurple]

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[@HairyDalek]

I could not even begin to imagine the hell of spending even a week on a cruise ship, let alone 9 months. It basically looks like a floating shopping mall.

[@valolafson6035]

A floating shopping mall full of tiktokers.

[@micahguillemette3344]

It basically is...

[@azuill1126]

Putting "someone gets pregnant and gives birth all within the same holiday" on my bingo card. There is a non-zero chance of that happening and I think it would be some interesting drama for the characters to go through.

[@_emulion_]

tf u mean characters 😦

[@L4w1]

wild that ur calling them characters....

[@azuill1126]

@@L4w1 that was the joke

[@radioactivespoonsinthevoid]

imagen going on that cruise without realising you're pregnant. Like you would have to port somewhere and fly back to ensure your child will be born with an american passport.

[@garnix5427]

@@radioactivespoonsinthevoidthe child being born with an American passport is the main concern here?!

[@サンダランドジョイ]

As someone who used to work for RC, I can confirm that food and beverages (minus the alcoholic ones) are included in that ostentatious $6,666 a month price. Shore excursions and certain features of the ship are not however so that price is the bare minimum you’d be paying to just exist on the ship in a tiny stateroom. Fun! 🙃

[@CatFish107]

Another cruise line survivor! High five.

[@Sexypurple]

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[@Cupid_Eros]

The way I switched videos immediately 😭

[@LadyHulkX]

No fr!!!!! 😂😂

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

Same lmfao 😭

[@DurianFruit]

saammmme! i clicked so fast

[@uncapible]

SAME

[@sleepyote]

Samee

[@Bigsauce7593]

I like the jokes roasting of the cruiseship idea. I also appreciate the criticism of the people playing bingo and for them forgetting that these are real people. You real for this one

[@ultravioletcatastrophe]

i don't really have any sympathies for them

[@Bigsauce7593]

@ultravioletcatastrophe you don't have to, but it's in poor taste to be wishing ill-will on them just because they went on this cruise. Thats basically what these bingo players are doing.

[@buchstaben-suppe]

it’s also so pointless to play this bingo that all of them came up with?? you’re not gonna be able to cross out a single one of these tiles. so for one it’s incredibly disrespectful to all the people going on that cruiseship and secondly you can’t even play bingo. it’s so dumb

[@emisformaker]

@@ultravioletcatastrophe Me neither. Anyone who can pay 6 months of my total household income for one single night on one of these climate destroying monstrosities can waltz their way into the nearest volcano, IMO.

[@crystalrose043]

@@emisformakeri agree, i would have more sympathy if it werent for 1) how rich these people are and theyre spending it on a cruise and 2) the fact cruises are so bad for the environment

[@carelsby]

It really feels like this is the culmination of the desensitization of social media. People just do not view anyone on social media as real people.

[@TheSpinRecords]

I dont view the rich as people

[@gasmasktwink1895]

​@@TheSpinRecordsthey don't view us as people either dw

[@katiest94]

I spent seven weeks on a research vessel last year and really enjoyed every minute of it, but let me tell you: 9 months on any ship sounds like absolute hell to me. I'm sure that a real cruise ship is much more comfortable and "fun" than a research vessel, but the problem is not how you spend your time, it's who you spend it with. Imagine being stuck with Karen from accounting for NINE months with nowhere to hide. I made such great friends when I was on the ship, but after seven weeks I just wanted everyone to leave me the f*** alone.

[@waffleaffle231]

I've never been on a cruise, and the longest vacation I've ever been on was 3 weeks, and I could take the train to entire different cities if I wanted. Even after that I was sick of it and just wanted to go home. Can't imagine doing that for 9 MONTHS without being able to go anywhere

[@kaijuno.8_kafka]

completely agree, and these are rich, arrogant, and entitled clients - i dont care about them but i would hate to be staff on this ship (speaking from experience): working 16+ hours a day for 9 months for a bunch of titanic cosplayers who have never cleaned dry and caked blood and shit off a carpet while making a martini and calling 30 different numbers trying to find a world renowned horsehead fiddle player to play on the ship cause one of the rich clients wants it and they control your paycheck/tip (depends on what company/boat/owner you work with; but any wages are usually below minimum wage because of legal loopholes that "allows" your boss to commit wage theft ha ha ha ha and other atrocities)

[@axessenter]

When I was about 14 yo, my parents won a AIDA Cruise for the whole family. It was 2 weeks. Me and my sister were sharing a bedroom. And it was HORRIBLE! Theater had always the same shows. The only kinda cool place was the arcade! We left a lot of money there. And I like being out on sea, so there's that. But you don't get much of that feeling of sailing through the water when there are so many people even outside manages to be stuffy. There was a pool, but it was way too tiny for all the guests on that ship and we didn't go there more than once. The only thing we ended up doing was watching our Bones DVDs all day long and hang out on the 3 spots that we actually liked, which mostly were away from people. And my sister and I are terrible room mates. There was no escape from each other. We have never fought so much in my life! That boat was a nightmare! The only thing that kept us sane was the days we'd be able to leave the ship and visit the different cities we'd pass. It was dreadful, I was never so happy to be back home from a vacation. I was so stressed I got sick right after.

[@mixed-media-2.0]

👀 bones fan spotted in the wild.

[@LillithPlaysSims]

Wow. Complaining...about having got to go on a cruise you didn't even pay for

[@axessenter]

@@LillithPlaysSims I get what you're saying. This post was half a joke, but honestly, I would never do a cruise again. It was an interesting experience, but I didn't feel comfortable there and, without considering what cruisers do to the environment, wouldn't do it again, even if I won a cruise myself. In general, I think it's good to experience new things, and not everyone gets to experience this particular thing. For me this just wasn't a good memory, and that's what I stand by.

[@LillithPlaysSims]

@@axessenter @axessenter Hey, friend, pump thise brakes, Because you're trauma dumping on the internet. That's a...whole lot to tell a stranger in response to them making a snide comment, and a dangerous amount of information to give freely. Cruel people who just argue online for fun will not read all that and feel sympathy, but look for ammo to take shots at you. Anyways, Hope your world starts looking up but my strangerly advice would be keep a bit more a bit closer to your chest. Especially as a woman

[@LillithPlaysSims]

@ville__ Okay, Edgy child. Clap, clap, you made a stupid comment. People saw your stupid comment. You feel valid now?

[@jiyangli9779]

if you want the sea version of camping, don't worry! you can still book passage on cargo ships like our great-grandparents there's food (you'll eat the same stuff as the crew) but little to no entertainment and you get to sleep in a tiny cabin if you're not in a hurry it's also usually cheaper than a plane, but you gotta be *really* not in a hurry, because storms can set your voyage back for *months*

[@CatFish107]

The other advantage of crossing oceans on the surface is the low jet lag. If the ship adjusts their clocks every day, the change is much more gradual than suddenly landing and being out of whack by several hours. North South travel doesn't have this, but Europe to Caribbean islands, or NA to Asia, way more humane to take your time getting there

[@CatFish107]

Oh, also LOL sea version of camping is paddling a sea kayak out to a boat access only campsite, and setting up your tent. That's a regular summer activity here.

[@Sexypurple]

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[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Is the cost of food included in it being cheaper than a plane ticket? Because if so that's insanely affordable. I might take a few cargo ship cruises just to cut down my cost of living.

[@indigo1296]

There is a portion of the elderly demographic that uses cruises as a fancy nursing home/hospice. It often costs similar or even less to long term care facilities, except they're in a facility filled with entertainment as opposed to some chronically short staffed nursing home. The food may become repetitive but it's the same at nursing homes/hospitals as well.

[@SSSSSS-lq2zz]

as someone with hyperhidrosis i think this is the first time ever to see a youtuber address its existence．it seriously sucks having it and not many people know about it so i appreciate you casually putting it in your video🎉

[@noahcallaghan284]

if you’re looking for a youtuber who talks about having hyperhidrosis jarvis johnson is your guy

[@Okayyykian]

Rightt omg it’s rlly nice to see! Having it in itself is a pain LOL

[@DrawciaGleam02]

What is it though??

[@SSSSSS-lq2zz]

@@DrawciaGleam02 it’s a medical condition where a persons nerves are messed up thinking it needs to sweat when they don’t need to. So on random times during the day you sweat a lot doing nothing, for me it’s the extremities like almost constant sweaty palms and feet(+armpit, butt, and back when I was younger). We know it’s gross but can’t do anything about it and highly affects our daily activities, social interactions, and mental health. It’s a vicious cycle sometimes too: Sweaty palms →being conscious about it→sweat even more by nervousness.

[@SSSSSS-lq2zz]

@@noahcallaghan284 huh never knew! I already subscribe to Danny, Drew, and Kurtis so might as well 😌

[@2doot]

The thumbnail being on the ad read is extremely dystopian lmfaoo

[@pinkerhero]

it changed again but I was here too, I saw what you mean

[@2doot]

@@pinkerhero Oh I didn't even see it change 😭😭😭 I'ma sound crazy now but akdkf

[@Sexypurple]

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[@vivivix2963]

the woman who said day 46 and I’m already over the food was me during my first semester of freshman year 💀💀💀

[@caspssXD]

This was 8 months ago theyre still on that ship 😭😭

[@meteor9573]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="582">9:42</a> If we take the dancing plague of 1518 into consideration, perhaps a viral outbreak of spontaneous dancing and song is not a good idea...

[@miryamhoss3259]

Sam O’ Nella

[@sonderfulsable]

very glad i procrastinated on those assignments so im up for this !!

[@medea__witchhh]

same boat (lol) here !!

[@hadesedits1501]

Same

[@Tocinos]

I MAKE WOMEN UNCOMFORTABLE

[@Br1anwastaken]

Guys DONT procrastinate

[@niabz]

My ma was on a cruise recently, she said that actually a lot of it wasn't included. You had to pay for the activities. I was only food and drinks, but they had 6 restaurants on there and only 2 of them were included with the tickets. They served the same food every night. They played the same movies on the TV's all the time. And everyone was old, someone died, and apparently that's very common. The crew told her on the last one three people died. Sounds like a fucking blast.

[@ObiWahnKnobi]

If you look how old many passengers are - that's not really a surprise. And to be fair: If you can afford a bit of variety now and then - there are worse places to die.

[@GamerGoober69]

I get the crazy bingo cards, 9 month cruise full of rich people sounds like the perfect catalyst for chaos... and who doesn't love chaos?

[@raimarulightning]

My secret square is that they become radicalised socialists after finally seeing the importance of community and collective existence lmao

[@raimarulightning]

Yeah, I think she was really misinterpreting that part lol

[@PlayerTenji95]

@@raimarulightningI love that! ❤

[@KiyomiKoi-i6d]

​@@raimarulightning No she wasn't....it literally is weird y'all are weird again these are real people and y'all think it's funny to say shit like that it's not

[@GiselleDoodles]

@@KiyomiKoi-i6d These are freaks who spent an abnormal amount of money sitting on a boat for nine months. This is money most people will never see in their lives. I'm sure they can handle people online poking fun at them. You don't need to defend them.

[@viniciusmoura1310]

Chad Chad is like that extra nugget in the macdonald's order. You never know when you'll see them again, but you're always excited when it happens

[@Sexypurple]

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[@Helinapenderwen]

i love hand talking with dinosaur hand

[@snakezase2998]

I find it fair to watch this 9 months later

[@voidzero6768]

Came back to this video by chance 9 months later, now I'm wondering if they are still on

[@sarahsepanski1986]

I was waiting for the outro 🥹🥹 I was WAITING FOR IT!! This is just like when Kurtis didn’t do the “folks” clap in his intro 🧎🏼‍♀️

[@alexiiconner]

when he stopped the extra intro

[@bubblymilkshake9055]

​@@alexiiconner Still grieving the extra greeting :((

[@plasticstag7287]

the woman at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="372">6:12</a> having the handle 'frugalvagabond' adds a whooole new level of irony to this

[@lemonbread8019]

As an aside - Serenade of the Seas, the ship that is sailing the Ultimate World Cruise, is actually among the smaller ships Royal Caribbean operates. Their biggest ship is almost 3 times the size. (World cruises are typically done on small ships, even smaller ones than Serenade)

[@CatFish107]

That makes sense. It's a very niche offering. It seems likely there would be a relatively smaller demand.

[@hedgehog3180]

I didn't know that this was a regular thing.

[@obamabiden]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="535">8:55</a> i do remember a few months back a 100 person brawl broke out on a cruise ship and they had to bring the land police onboard to break it up eventually

[@Ziilus]

…….”what’s that sound?” COLORS WEAVE INTO A FIRE A FLAME DISTANT SPARKS-

[@Ziilus]

glass shatters

[@dirrdevil]

Land police? Not the sea police?

[@77pxl]

the fact your third cruise followed with an image of terry crews is one of the many reasons why i'm subscribed

[@friendlyneigborhoodbean]

Timestamp?

[@77pxl]

@@friendlyneigborhoodbeana second and a half after 0:34

[@hthumbs4072]

What's weird to me is that months and even year long world cruises aren't new things. It's just that this is probably the first one that a handful of people decided to show on tiktok, so people think it's this new crazy thing and have become obsessed with watching it. Also the bingo cards are weird because a lot of these things people are predicting are things that these companies that have done these cruises many times before already have contingency plans for. Like for instance deaths are kind of a part of long cruises, and ships are outfitted with small morgues. So with the amount of people on one ship, if a good chunk of stuff like what's on the Bingo cards does happen the news of it probably won't even make it back to the less than 50 people making tiktoks for them to even be able to tell the audience. It's just wild to see people acting like this is some new amazing thing, when it's just something rich people have been doing since forever lol.

[@idyllisera]

honestly though. this whole setting just SCREAMS doctor who episode

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Wouldn't that just be the spaceliner Titanic episode?

[@idyllisera]

@@eyesofthecervino3366 i mean, kinda. could also be like mummy on the Orient express, but I feel like it would have the potential to be something completely different as well :D

[@whatthefoxsays-here]

POV, you're seeing this nine months later and wondering how much on the bingo cards came true

[@Malcipher2099]

Needed one of these videos so bad rn thank you chad

[@Malcipher2099]

@ville__ oh you mean the one video stepping on the pride flag? Fuck is this bot ass reply

[@capybara_fan]

idk whats going on in the replies but this is so real

[@LordOfElysium]

@@capybara_fan Sooo many spam bots!

[@Br1anwastaken]

​@@capybara_fanu good?

[@Br1anwastaken]

U good?

[@Lylac_T]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="338">5:38</a> why the burgers sweating

[@StarlightFennec]

No it’s crying, ngl I would be crying too if I was being eaten In seriousness, it’s probably something to do with it being tender

[@candacel3305]

The brawl sort of happened. A man also assaulted a woman and received no punishment because it happened off the ship and must importantly to Royal Caribbean, he's a pinnacle member. I've been watching all the videos on Markie's channel. There's so much craziness on that ship.

[@KiyomiKoi-i6d]

That's not a brawl tho, that's just assault a brawl is a rough or noisy fight or quarrel, both people have to fight

[@transrightsarehumanrights_]

thinking about her having to switch dino hands to hold the mic with her other hand is sending me

[@jamesonmcmullan5722]

I love the alien cake poster on the back wall, glad that chad has good taste in films.

[@Just_a_piece_of_bread]

Alien cake! Alien cake! Alien cake! Alien cake!✊🎂🎂🎂

[@csopranis6893]

Chad chad please keep making videos at your own pace, even if you’re late to trends, they’re always worthwhile. You are the only youtuber that can make me laugh consistently in every single video. Thank you so much for always lightening my days ❤

[@DottieMinerva]

It’s day 196 of the cruise today. Two passengers went missing from the ship in South Korea in April. Someone died on board in February. But a couple got engaged.

[@margaritamishina887]

Wait….. No way… that’s literally so scary 😥😨

[@Bl0dyGore]

That dinosaur head hand is truly a mandala effect

[@Walterwhitechinchilla]

I got here 10 months after the video was posted, I MISSED EVERYTHING

[@itskaaitlyn29]

the way i’m chronically online and have legit never heard a peep of this, social medias really are just echo chambers 😟

[@M.Aggron_23]

Just hearing about those prices almost gave me a heart attack 😵‍💫 The cheapest is about 5 Million INR!?

[@FiatVentusCreations]

I am still massively curious how this whole thing ended. Please make a video about it. haha

[@daverobinson8117]

Wait wait wait wait do you not appreciate that i clicked on your video out of all the videos????

[@Thisismymumsaccounthaha]

Seeing this 9 months later hits hard.

[@ahobbit1273]

Thank you for pointing out that these are real people. Even if they are absurdly rich, people shouldn’t be hoping for terrible things to happen to them for their entertainment.

[@negligible_reality]

Yeah fr, so glad that there are still people who have that mindset!!! There's WAY too many chronically online bozos who genuinely want horrible shit to happen to VERY REAL PEOPLE just because they're rich. Like just because someone is rich doesn't mean that they aren't a person with a whole life and a family, so it's extremely fucked up to actually want bad things to happen to them. Basic human empathy and decency just doesn't exist for these people for the sole reason that they have more money than the rest of us, I guess. Like they aren't even hurting anyone or doing anything to these bozos; they're just chilling on vacation and y'all are hoping that they DIE????? Honestly, hot take, but the whole "I have no empathy for people with more money than me" mentality just reeks of jealousy, and this is coming from a broke ass bitch lol. Maybe let's NOT wish death and tragedy upon complete strangers who are minding their business y'all. Being rich and having a bit of privilege DOES NOT warrant this type of horrid behavior. Anyone who disagrees and has no issue with it is honestly disgusting. Like I just KNOW they would be rightfully upset if a bunch of rich people were wishing death upon them, so why is it suddenly ok for the reverse to happen? A bit of cognitive dissonance at its finest imo. This isn't a reality show. This isn't a game. This isn't a movie. This isn't a drama. These are real people, so let's all treat them as such.

[@alicethemad1613]

REAL 9 month cruise predictions that aren't betting on death: - illness outbreak but something kind of mild like a stomach bug or the common cold - serious mechanical issue that gets the ship docked for a week or two and everyone is furious about it, some money is refunded - someone befriends a seagull and documents it on tiktok, it becomes a meme - pregnancy, but it’s one of the married couples who are fine with having kids - someone tries to fight a server or chef, gets detained in their room - someone slips on someone else’s vomit - plumbing problem - cheating (on spouses and at the casino) - several people become lifelong best friends - at least one couple realizes they hate each other - someone starts writing a novel, posts about it on TikTok and it gets a lot of hype but they never actually follow through on it and it goes nowhere

[@spezifisch4468]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="120">2:00</a> I live in a city with a pretty big shipyard for cruise ships and its crazy to witness these things with whole water parks being built

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

For anyone who's curious, the Drake Passage is apparently a famously rough stretch of ocean that sits between Argentina and Antarctica - typically the only cruise ships that cross it are specially equipped, small expedition vessels, this type of jumbo casino cruise ship doesn't seem like it's well equipped for rough seas like that

[@makaylajane7290]

Okay but the fact that one of the bingo cards had divorce and it was already marked off

[@workedfriday]

at <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="286">4:46</a> - "getting to board the life raft before the stinky poor people" took me OUUUUUTTT. ☠🤣

[@bilinasmini3480]

I believe that this is the first time ever that a KZbinr has discussed hyperhidrosis, speaking from personal experience.I appreciate you subtly including that in your video because it's terrible to have and not many people know about it.

[@ernie39]

I would comment "hyperhidrosis buddies 🤝" but the last thing we'd want to do is hold someone's hand (😔)

[@Esitaro3670]

Imagining being inside that cruise for almost a year just makes me anxious already, no thanks, being inside my house after the pandemic was enough, thank you very much

[@KarolOfGutovo]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">7:00</a> water inside the ship is a very common ship and all decks below waterline should drain to the bilge where a pump is usually placed to throw the water overboard, and the ones above waterline could drain directly overboard.

[@archae6451]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="587">9:47</a> as someone who likes looking at random shit that happened in history, DO NOT SEND THIS PLAGUE THEIR WAY CHAD CHAD 😭😭😭 WE DON’T NEED DANCE MANIA AGAIN

[@nikijm3638]

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="53">0:53</a> this is too relatable.

[@ajpare1847]

They’re still on that cruise bro. Update please chad chad im begging

[@frillcovenant]

i have this morbid curiosity where i want to see what this boat would look like sunken. I dont actually want it to sink because people could get hurt or even die, but i do love the idea of footage of it underwater, like the titanic documentary they did a long while ago. Would be super cool to see the casino underwater.

[@frillcovenant]

Cannot emphasize how much i don't actually want it to sink tho

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

It would be sick if after everybody gets off and stuff, they just fuckin sink it. Yeah, millions of dollars would be wasted. BUT that would look cool as fuck

[@frillcovenant]

@@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You EXACTLY THIS!!! Or building a replica out of cheaper materials just to sink it!!

[@Widdekuu91]

It would look the same, but wetter.

[@Unreel_Ellie]

So.. are they still on the cruise?…

[@LeDarlaDoodle]

As I'm writing this they should be off the cruise but idk

[@UraniunUmbra]

they are now

[@Bighomie39]

As of writing this, the cruise has been over for 4 months