The Acolyte Episode 4 Everyone is an Idiot

[@BenGray10]

Acolyte makes me happier with every new episode, because that ensures at least 200 hours of subsequent KZbin videos shitting on it -- as they should.

[@n4ughty_knight]

Instead of paying to watch this crap, I can watch someone else watch it for free. Life's good.

[@alphamineron]

Literally the best part of modern Disney 😂

[@octaviovaladaoferreirinhad2689]

😂😂😂 I'm following The Acolyte for this very same reason! I don't give a damn about the show, I just watch it to better enjoy the work of the critics here and so far lots of fun no regrets.

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

I’m here for the memes, roasts, and shitpostings.

[@kabirh3626]

Hahaha 😂 ikr

[@alphamineron]

The drama around these shows is a million times better than the show itself 😂

[@Valen-mh9fh]

And you don't need a Disney Plus subscription to enjoy it 😂

[@damienruzco]

People are saying this is “Star Wars fatigue” beginning when it’s actually Star Wars starvation ending. People still hunger for it just not so desperately as to overlook lazy crap

[@American-patriot.]

Yep

[@idiot_city5444]

I haven't seen anyone say that at all

[@n4ughty_knight]

@@idiot_city5444 Me neither.

[@Necromonger69]

It's "garbage fatigue "

[@n4ughty_knight]

@@idiot_city5444 Me neither (they deleted this comment for some reason).

[@ironmindvideopodcast9309]

Thank you for your sacrifice Reaper, of both your time and brain cells.

[@American-patriot.]

His sacrifice will always be remembered and will never be in vain

[@n4ughty_knight]

Isn't this his job? 🤔

[@American-patriot.]

@@n4ughty_knight he might have more jobs

[@BrandonScott-mi5pz]

EXCELLENT WORK. REAPER THE ACOLYTE HOT 🔥 GARBAGE EPISODE FOUR REVIEW

[@danpinho]

Thanks God I’ve cancelled Disney.

[@thedealmama3070]

I love that we have people of every type of accent ripping into the Acolyte on youtube with complete perfect combos of sarcasm and insults and also valid points. It’s the best thing Star Wars since 2012 but it’s not actually the Star Wars it’s the former fandom. 10/10 sir

[@MasterNegaTech]

Any accent will wreck the Acolyte into bits.

[@Collin4486]

Without respect, we reject.

[@Steezynuggets69]

Amen, brother!❤

[@alsmith9853]

"a furry sniffing the Wookies clothes like a degenerate"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for the laugh man!

[@MiguelNdiweni]

😂😂😂😂

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

The power of dumb! The power of spew! The wadting of mooonnneeeyyy!

[@MrMacavity]

Current Star Wars is basically written by Starbucks meetups that Kathleen Kennedy met randomly. There's no lore knowledge (the less pre-knowledge the better!), no plot continuity, no deeper meaning, and a clear disdain and hatred for the people who came before and enjoyed the good projects and established lore.

[@ichigen511]

the lore has been carefully handled. Do you even Star Wars? Nefore I explain how the lore is perfectly intact, let me ask you some questions about the Story "written ny Starbucks meetings that KK met randomly". Why does Mae wants to kill 4 Jedi? Can you tell me if Qimir is a Sith Master or an Sith Apprentice? Do you know what happened to the coven of witches and how they died? Do you know how Torbin got his scar? Do you know what secret Sol is hiding from Osha? Do you know what is motivating Smilo-Ren? These were rhetorical, I mean, you can't answer ONE of these 6 easy questions. Amirite? Now let me explain why the lore is not only intact, but has been ENHANCED by The Acolyte: (Note: this was a copy paste from a comment I gave another channel) 'Ki-Adi-Mundi doesn't break canon with his appearance and dialogue in The Acolyte. Does anyobody in this hate space even Star Wars? Ki-Adi-Mundi saying "bullocks! the SIth have been extinct for a millenium" and then appearing in The Acolyte 100 years prior watching Mae kick ass (WITHOUT a red lightsaber mind you) not only does NOT break canon. IT FUCKING REINFORCES IT. Ki-Adi-Mundi is the poster child of why the Jedi are arrogant and let the Sith back into power. He DISMISSED Sol's knowledge that Mae does NOT know who her master is. He DISMISSED the fact that Mae was trained not by a splinter group but by somehting darker (the Sith). 100 years later true to his character he dismisses Qui-Gon who says "I just faught a Sith lord" with "bullocks, the Sith have been extinct for a millenium".' Something to think about. But maybe yourdrowning in so much hate that all of what I just said goes over you head. I do NOT expect a response. Be free and happy young padawan.

[@Valen-mh9fh]

​@@ichigen511I hope they proof read the lore you hold in such high esteem.

[@lincolnduke]

​@@ichigen511 Did what you typed actually make sense to you?

[@NathanielHellerstein]

@@ichigen511 The cope is strong with this one.

[@ichigen511]

@@NathanielHellerstein When i make a mistake on the keyboard i let it go. Letting go is not easy to do. Maybe try it and you might enjoy The Acolyte. I am.

[@TheBizziniss]

Acolyte is not the actual entertainment. The KZbin critics videos of it is the actual entertainment. So I’d like to take this moment to thank Disney and Leslie Forehead for this series. Thank you.

[@damascusraven]

You cannot tell me that the green chick (director's wife) doesn't look like a Shrek cosplay.

[@Goblinboyo162]

Donkae

[@keithbishop4941]

Hey now you can't shame Leslie for twiddling those ears

[@aleksander8497]

It's funny how bored and disinterested she is in the project

[@babayaga9805]

😂😂😂

[@AQS521]

At this point, having literal Shrek in Star Wars would be better than anything else they could put out.

[@pretorious700]

Naming the protag "OSHA" is still the most comical part of this drivel.

[@andrewbaker3855]

Don't you guys just love world building that establishes lore-based rules and then immediately breaks said rules? Very immersive.

[@keldsports8337]

Imagine being someone as vile as Ezra Miller and then being a discount version of it.

[@michaeltalpas]

If they weren’t wearing different clothing, I wouldn’t be able to tell the twins apart. She has the same expression and ‘emotions’ when playing either of them, so it literally comes down to, “wait, what’s she wearing? Okay, this is light sister.”

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Four episodes deep and zero characterization besides “I’m broody” and “I’m quirky”. Peak “I’m not like other girls” girl stereotype.

[@jackhensel3335]

She needs lessons from Lindsay Lohan. Parent trap had better Jedi.

[@michaeltalpas]

@@jackhensel3335 Her, and Hayley Mills.

[@rennmaxbeta]

and the fake looking hair extensions

[@michaeltalpas]

@@rennmaxbeta that they both have, despite traveling in different parts of the galaxy.

[@genebaker511]

When Smilo Ren removes his helmet, it is revealed to be Frank Drebin from Police Squad. And he doesn't want to catch them Jedi in America.

[@TheSEWEGI]

That would be the best thing to happen with this abomination of a show

[@couldnotbereachedforfurthe2647]

The Original Trilogy runs in roughly the same amount of time as this series. The former cemented a legacy, the latter is so contrived it's impossible to accept it was conceived by a rational mind.

[@darthlaurel]

You can't use the word conceived. It's immersion breaking.

[@IdealX-fr4eg]

Reaper, drinker, and disparu are the reasons I'm happy for bad Star Wars

[@mattb6704]

The holy trinity 😊

[@big_red01027]

"Discount Ezra Miller" The Mad Goose Wizard.

[@AhsokaFanboy1138]

Also Ki Adi Mundi is a master forty years before he was born.

[@Digable.]

And these "women" want a raise...

[@mediamanjamessmith251]

Funnily enough, it’s been revealed that Disney paid all the women in this show less

[@SRP379]

​@@mediamanjamessmith251 So all that money did go where?

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

These women want all the perks with none of the work.

[@Mr_Bones.]

At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if disney is money laundering for ISIS. That sounds crazy, until you look at how many gay and anti-family garbage media they produce. Why fire bullets when you can just demoralize your enemies? US birth rates are about to hit a 200 year low 👀

[@ichigen511]

Do you hate your mother? Show her the comment you just wrote. I dare you.

[@liamphibia]

When Disney Star Wars reviews like this are more entertaining and fun to watch than the actual product you're supposed to watch.

[@troylucas2340]

Beautiful to see Disney implode yet again

[@Steezynuggets69]

Beautiful.

[@djuhnk]

I’m not even watching the show I’m just supporting the KZbin videos shitting on it, and a reaper video shitting on the acolyte is fine wine

[@Mark-sd4hv]

"We're not defined by our Pronouns, we're defined by how we use our Pronouns" -Sun Tzu

[@psychomammoth9640]

Remember when Star Wars was cool and not just another platform? Good times. Thanks Reaper for your wonderful videos.

[@mysteria_a]

Man, I love you. Never change please. This is peak movie reviews.

[@MiguelNdiweni]

Yeah I enjoy watching this man's videos 😂😂😂

[@peterlang777]

another point. the jedi know discount Ezra killed the shop owner and gave the poison to kill the jedi.....and they just let him go for no reason

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

Morally grey, duh.

[@darthlaurel]

Because they are girls.

[@peterlang777]

@chazzitz-wh4ly yeah women love "morally grey" God should release the footage from the garden

[@miller42]

It's funny that the Jedis _kind of forgot_ about their ability to sense things or the existence of FOBs. Glad they had a discount Rocket Raccoon to sniff the underwear of the missing jedi.

[@n4ughty_knight]

There are two theories: A) According to the current lore, the Jedi were at their peak but extremely lenient and somewhat disconnected from the Force; and B) According to the fans, the Jedi were numerous but individually they were weak. The *Barash vow* is evidence that there is something wrong among the Jedi because those who take it, leave the Order to "reconnect" with the Force, meaning they have lost their ways.

[@lincolnduke]

I mean, the scene is tracking a wookie jedi through a jungle, where he's assassinated. The potential this has for cool scenes and opportunities for great storytelling is limitless. Instead we get a squirrel sniffing cloth. 😂

[@ArgentWolf95]

@@n4ughty_knight the entire high republic 'current lore' makes no sense mate.

[@ParkerCS2]

“Oh no! That poor Xenomorph! You didn’t have to kill it master.” “Are you smoking death sticks?!

[@jongreen3654]

Reaper, you’ve held in this colossal turd long enough, now release it. Thank you.

[@mattharrison2330]

Reaper is my favorite because it sounds like he takes it so personally, like they made these trash movies and shows just because they knew it would ruin his day. lol Cracks me up. Keep up the good fight Reap

[@Matixmer]

Darth Vader randomly time traveling and then brutally unaliving every character in the show sounds really appealing!

[@Dem0man1108]

unaliving?

[@Matixmer]

@@Dem0man1108 Write the real word and the algorithm will flag it as a call for violence and delete the comment.

[@NathanielHellerstein]

@@Matixmer Eventually the algorithm will flag 'unalive'. It's a treadmill.

[@Matixmer]

@@NathanielHellerstein Yeah, but what can I do? Could have simply not wrote my comment at all and give them the default win!?

[@Alteori]

2:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I thought the saaaame thing 😂😂😂😂

[@DanteCrowlley]

The gay of many

[@mexicanr3volution944]

All the bootlicker Disney shills will ignore all of this and will still say this is the best show they have ever watched. 😂

[@SolurVoludun]

And proceed to gaslight us real fans

[@Steezynuggets69]

They’re like the online indoctrination henchmen of Disney.🖕

[@jeromeiginla4802]

Each time we think Disney Star Wars has hit rock bottom, Kathleen somehow manage to do worst.

[@Valen-mh9fh]

I don't think they've heard the saying: "If you've hit rock bottom; the first thing to do is stop digging." 😂

[@UniqueGeekFreak]

Somehow Kennedy always returns "She/he/they/ze is too dangerous to be kept alive!!"

[@nsob8897]

What really makes me chuckle is that im almost 100% certain that by the end of the season theyre going to suddenly have the characters doing the things that make sense to "throw us off" and pull the "fooooooled yoouuu!!" bullshit. Which will be all the more hilarious because by that point it'll make even less sense than it already does if they start doing shit that is reasonable. God this show is a barrel of monkey farts. I mean laughs.

[@Stress105]

Love your vids man

[@potatowaffle5653]

nearly spat coffee everywhere. Thanks for the laughs Reaper

[@dcfanproductions]

5:04 WHO GIVES A FLYING SHIT ABOUT PRONOUNS!!??!

[@MiguelNdiweni]

I agree who cares

[@witkacysracy]

I will always love the Matt Berry insert at the end. So fitting, as well.

[@-pressxtostart-]

I used to have bead curtains like that in my grandmas kitchen, in the 1990s.. that were there since 1960s

[@Agent_86_]

Spoiler alert: Smilo Ren is Discount Ezra Miller.

[@adhirg]

the last 10 minutes of this episode (aka the second half LOL) had me doing the Confused Travolta scene hahaha

[@NathanielHellerstein]

The Acolyte has no object permanence, temporal continuity, or moral center.

[@Steroyd666]

One of the defences to Kil Adi Mundi (outside of shouldn't even exist) is that he didn't know smilo ren was a sith as they haven't been seen for over a millenia, which doesn't work because Qui Gon and Obi Wan knew Darth Maul was a sith straight away and they should be able TO SENSE HIM.

[@MajorSmurf]

Don't you love how the Jedi just abandon one of their own on a random ass planet for like no reason? They know this wookie master hasn't communicated with HQ in over a year so he could just be dead in a gorge somewhere but NO an assassin going after his life means we must go and retrieve him now. You didn't give a shit about him for over a year, BUT NOW HE'S WORTH CHECKING ON! No wonder the Wookie didn't put a fight, he let himself die out of pure spite. Also funny how they now know Sol is on the list of targets but let him tag along on this mission, shouldn't you like seal him away somewhere an assassin can't get him? Or like pressure him a little on what the fuck happened on that planet? No?

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

What’s in the box!

[@zlymaciek]

Jar Jar character is 10000% better than whole Awokelyte show.

[@davotradingni7335]

Most accurate reviews on the internet

[@Rumple108]

You can even argue the bug only attacked them because it was drawn to the lightsaber 😂

[@saturn580]

Imagine the film Kill Bill if the protagonist just gave up her quest for revenge for no reason and turned herself in to the cops. 🤣

[@keith2073]

Good straight to the point review.

[@joshuavibah2074]

Thank you for your sacrifice! 🫡

[@DoctorRevers]

This is one of the best shows I’ve never seen. Thank you reaper.

[@wht-rabt-obj]

I'm convinced that all the Disney Star Wars stuff is money laundering shemes.

[@NathanielHellerstein]

I agree. $180,000,000 for _these_ SFX?

[@Steezynuggets69]

What blows my mind is how doing work offshore still racks up the budget.

[@mattwaldren]

executives: "how do we keep these idiots watching is garbage? I KNOW!! ITS MYSTERY BOX TIME!!!!!!"

[@xXAntConsumerXx]

I never was into star wars in the first place, but this still makes me sad.

[@arh9068]

Starwars went down the shitter when it was no longer written by George Lucas.

[@aidanlouw4274]

The is a perfect series to piss off an entire community

[@ShockerTopper]

That Rick James haircut is just too much haha...I don't know what's worse, that, or the fact she PERFECTLY cuts her hair with a lightsaber without burning her face off and her entire scalp.

[@ronyventura9301]

The big lebowski reference is perfect 👌. Thank you for the laughs 😂😊❤

[@madmike8764]

Gotta put the Dude clip in the rotation 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

"You cannot kill a Jedi with weapons...except paring knives...and lightsabers."

[@cammus]

I adore the channel. Please keep up the great reviews and smart rants

[@Universeknight10055]

Star war rest of peace 1977-2024 .

[@Niko.one.shot.]

Darth vader was the reason Star Wars was so successful and popular and now it’s just sad

[@n4ughty_knight]

I thought it was because of the cool light sticks

[@Niko.one.shot.]

@@n4ughty_knight true

[@WiseOwl_1408]

​@@n4ughty_knightI think it was the light sticks.

[@Goblinboyo162]

@@n4ughty_knight Both. It was both

[@chazzitz-wh4ly]

I thought it was the chicks.

[@ghostrag]

5:58 one the Jedi's is a fairy 🧚 haha good stuff

[@weswolever7477]

The mountain fortress made out of charcoal briquettes

[@emcclary]

Finally... I've been waiting for this 🙂

[@MiguelNdiweni]

Another Brilliant review keep it up Reaper 👍 😂😂😂

[@rockerboyrage1609]

Love these reviews. Brutally honest.

[@jcgrx2251]

Lmao, man you crack me up. Too bad it took the Acolyte to find the channel.

[@enginepy]

When you’re writers and directors are hired bc of their gender and identity and not their experience or knowledge. High-school level writing.

[@jaredkreger1361]

They originally wanted yoda, which means they were going to make him part of the cover up

[@Highskill3r]

"not just that but hes a ginger as well" man im a ginger and im dying xD

[@WestOzMT]

"I'm fluent in squirrel"

[@user-xedwsg]

Black African Guy here, LOVE YOUR CONTENT!

[@chesterkleinhans4207]

Grown up Danny Partridge as a jedi.

[@KellymatthewBarnes]

“We’re going on a Starwar.” -Az.

[@Mrfox2025]

Love your videos bro glad you were on the open bar 100!! Cheers from Massachusetts

[@sputumtube]

Lol..... this is hilarious...

[@YellowJeep]

Stenberg's acting is reaching J-Lo level bad.

[@rennmaxbeta]

The Kelnacca Black Series figure won't have any articulation.. just slumped dead in a chair accessory

[@mikusoxlongius]

With 2 flies. Additional flies available separately.

[@Big-texture9]

yet another amazing video, keep up the good work these are funny

[@scienceoffreedom]

The Jedi Council embraced DEI resulting in incompetent Jedi in the series.

[@adrudds]

Loved your fire in the booth🔥

[@evandylan]

Spaceballs is officially more legitimate now 😎

[@Sonsaiyon]

I didn't expect the YT commentary to be so brutally honest. 😂

[@darthbiscuit]

Disney Star Wars is normally watching a dumpster fire of my favorite characters. But now that there's nothing left to destroy they have to make their own things and I'm here to enjoy mocking every bit of it. Thank you for your service

[@theelder4797]

NuStarWars dialogue, brought to you by the same people who brought you "Do you know why rocks sink and wood floats?"

[@dissect123]

Thank you for your service

[@mechgouki7999]

10:21 It's a piece of acolyte!

[@Steezynuggets69]

We’re not racists. We just don’t like what they are doing with Star Wars.

[@jeremyallen5974]

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! STOP BEING SO SEXIST AND JUST WATCH THE SHOWWWW!!!!!" - The Simps, like clockwork

[@American-patriot.]

Got to love there reactions

[@comyxcon4gaming860]

And yet the thought of Chewbacca wearing a coat in a hot ass jungle without so much as suffering heat stroke, never crossed the minds of the writers on this turd show. Wow, such brilliant, mind-bending storytelling.

[@pseudopsychonym]

Will the Season 2 of "Rings of Power" be even worse 😂

[@a.r.h9919]

0:57 like this closed canopy forest like Germanic forests, British and North American west coast

[@madmike8764]

Clip game was bangin today brah!!😂😂 cheers!!

[@adammeyer6650]

Nobody has better clip inserts than Reaper. “What the fuck are you talking about??” “HUH?!?”