THE BEGINNING OF A SIMPLE LIFE IN THE JUNGLE

[@chiefcliff]

The boys of San Fransisco are digging those cutoff jeans and boots my friend.

[@kevio6868]

it's fun to stay at the YMCA

[@chiefcliff]

@@kevio6868 funny!

[@loubonaparte5063]

Capt Poooooopy Pants!!!!! I see a T Shirt!!

[@islandboy50]

Matt, you should be wearing a Back Brace Support Belt with all the heavy lifting that you're doing. I injured my back 8 years ago because I was doing a home project and should have been wearing a Back Brace Support Belt myself. Today, after 3 back operations, I'm 95% bed bound and on drugs to manage my pain 24-7. Kristen, see that he wears a Support Belt.

[@dufffredq8]

Pretty cool. Thanks for sharing.

[@moedosia8133]

Good morning it's 6:32am here

[@chrischurch2587]

Greetings from South Africa

[@MrBeltaine]

If you adopt a couple civets, they will harvest the coffee cherries for you. Then you only need to collect their poop & rinse, roast, & grind the beans. Voila! A nice cup of starbutt coffee

[@BrianPetersen-l2w]

Excellent video!

[@brucewitcpalek5120]

One more comment uncle Matty, I love your “live and let live” attitude !! Thank you 😊

[@SailingGoodBadandUgly]

I'm sure eventually I might have to do pest control.. but I can't kill for the sake of killing or convenience

[@brucewitcpalek5120]

@@SailingGoodBadandUgly I understand 🫡

[@JeffreyWilstone]

Hand feeding the wild iguana 🦎 is way cool 😎

[@majbrat]

Always working hard Captain Poopy Pants! Salute!

[@geyrod1613]

That view over the mountains with that fog around is peace for our mind and spirit.

[@wallywombat164]

Oh yeah Kirstan, I can taste that delicious chicken stew already. Yum yum.

[@gflores7018]

It looks good. I can't wait to see your coffee. Thanks for the video.

[@wallywombat164]

Them thar FRAMING STICKS appear to be a bit fin in my expert opinion Uncle Mutt. Er Matt. 😊😊😊

[@OasisTrimaran]

Whoa me garsh!!! It’s Popeye D’ Iguana, man🇵🇷

[@MrSki-tyvm]

When building your actual home. Build it with concrete, rebar and blocks. Then you stucco the outside and paint with a sealer exterior paint. This will take care of your walls and exterior finish, strong, waterproof, handles harsh weather. Doing it this way is the cheapest, and you can work as fast as u like. Once the roof is on you have all the time in the world to frame, plum, wire, sheetrock and finish the home.

[@linbooma1]

Good morning 😊

[@rsherb7611]

Wheels on one end of the coop.

[@franklinbenjamin8411]

Matt/Kristen, One word ~ chickenwire and not plywood. I think you're making a hot-box for yo flock. Chicken wire will do the thing and keep yo coop nice and light and airy for the birds and easy for you to move. 🙂

[@Hammerhead2918]

I raise chickens and I use a chicken tractor to keep them safe. Lots of plans for them on the net.

[@444STT]

Chicken tractor with bike wheels for the rough terrain Capitan! 👊🏽

[@mikeduda3173]

Figuring out coffee ☕️ should be great fun. Enjoy. The best in the world comes from there

[@hdjohnk]

✌️❤️. The ole farm is Taking shape!!

[@billschmidt6556]

Another great Sunday morning with you guys and a cup of coffee 😊

[@albertsilva8952]

come on capt. poopy,, AKA lemmonado,,, place is looking fine brotha !!! looks like fun and the chickens will be happy wherever you put them. See yall next week

[@garyfairbrother5532]

Crickie, Matt! You’re the Iguana Man. Don’t worry about the weight so much because I predict a tractor in your future. Maybe round off the bottom corners a little sled-like if you still can??? You are two showing some real farmer skills. Don’t forget to look both ways before crossing the Jungle.

[@kevio6868]

G'day mate!

[@80884bpresley]

Awesome video guys!!! The drone footage in the fog was Epic! Maybe you can put some wheels on the chicken coop. They call them chicken tractors here in Tennessee. Lol See yall next time.

[@glow1815]

This is the ONLY channel I do not fast forward. I want to see every inch of the update. And always wait for the next upload lol

[@Scarf66.]

“I‘m invasive too” ( 19:32 ) - love the way you guys look at the world and understand your place in it.

[@woop2235]

You guys are amazing!🥰🌴🌊🐓🐓🐓 the chickens are going to love their new condo ♥️ thanks poopy pants for sharing 😉😂😂

[@MySORRELL]

THANKS!

[@DLBard-bv2nd]

Matt, please use wire cloth that is approximately 1/4 inch square in size spaces. Snakes can easily get in through chicken wire but not the 1/4 inch wire cloth. Ask me how I know. Yes one got into my chicken coop through the chicken wire. The only thing that saved us was the bird netting covering the top. The snake got in the bird netting and got trapped, could not get out. Snakes love chicken eggs, little chicks and bigger chickens if the snake is big enough. They go after them at night when chickens are sleeping.

[@thowe689]

Lol, Captain Poopy pants!!!! Look at chicken tractors and how you make pendulum wheels to move your coup.

[@jackwill3578]

When I win the lottery, it would be nice to come see and meet you guys, and invite you to the Philippines to see our place we build from scratch, just like you are doing !

[@SidBonkers51]

The chicken house is looking good but ive its mobility you want Id have made a much smaller coup and then a light weight run made with plastic hoops and netting.

[@Luckylefty118]

Let go people they deserve 200k it near and more to come .

[@projectswithpat6492]

“The family has swollen” LOL wtf Matt’s free association has hit next level! Congratulations captain poopy pants. Great content y’all.

[@marjoriem9227]

😂

[@thowe7988]

Craped-in Poopy Pants!😂

[@rahabmuigai6419]

I wish you could post videos daily. I am addicted to your channel and i keep checking for a new video. Much love from Kenya❤

[@patrickloring6914]

How funny, Captain Poopy pants! I thought he was just sweating! LOL

[@peterlang5985]

...the essence of any good story is that we care about the characters, want the best for them, and become attached to them. Matt and Kirsten, the quality of your film making is exceptional, but more than that, you make us laugh, you inspire us to take on new projects, and we're all so enjoying this new journey you're on. Bless you both☺...loved the bit with the kitten!

[@TheOverproof151]

GBU is once again... Rockin' the Dream. Awesome!!!

[@keithmcconnell7878]

Good morning from the Arizona desert!

[@JohnKatzman]

Great job building Capt Poopypants, love seeing this all come together!

[@jamessmith3741]

Nomadic Movement would be a good help with the coffee. That would also be a super cool collaboration. 😊

[@YesenniaRose]

My husband has made me watch your videos since we were dating and this whole time i thought Matt was puertorican. You look like my uncle tio toyo! 😂

[@marcusdaniel9669]

That's a lot of wood for a chicken coop!

[@ntal5859]

When Christine was explaining the barn door, she nearly had some flabby arm take off... Lol definitely some fat wobble.

[@Young937phoenix]

Them hawks come in fast them kittens wouldn’t even know what hit them.

[@thinkforyourselfjohn3167]

That was amazing how you got that iguana to eat out of your hand too sweet. You have such a kind heart Matt God Bless you.

[@Footballislife1900]

Couple log rollers and that coup will go anywhere.😊

[@aoneblood]

lol @ captain poopy pants. We call that swamp butt in Michigan. That's what happens when you work hard. You two are the best. Also that drone footage was breathtaking.

[@lindabutler7914]

When you guys were on the boat I really thought that was heaven now I know you guys are truly blessed we the best life ever.

[@garyrobertson3645]

I Put some runners under and use your truck. 👍👍👍

[@2140BlackCreek]

Your area of El Yunque was the last known habitat of the Puerto Rican Boa, have you seen one? My wife's uncle raised coffee in the Cordillera Central. His wife would roast the beans with the juice of the sugar cane. Not sure if cane is still grown on the island but that's one way of doing it.

[@dennism808]

Growing up my family would make mobile coops using PVC pipes. You got this Captain poopie pants. Stay safe

[@johnnybvegas7778]

My wife Linda plays your videos for me every weekend, now I am a subscriber. You 2 are such a great team!! Captain Poopy Pants - hilarious - you own it Matt!!

[@BarryBrowning]

Oh the love Captain Poopie Pants and his lovely lady Kristen have for their feathered children which will no doubt pour over onto their own brood at some point in the future. The coop is looking great so far and will surely be approved by the chick's although Harry Hawk may be disappointed! Thanks you two. See you in next weeks adventure.

[@TheInteriorAtelier]

Do you have a good “Crikey!” Steve Irwin impression for your interactions with the iguana?!?!?!

[@HerrOveSweden]

Ferment the coffe beans first then drye then rostthem. Check ewery bean fore parasite holes after drying. Will be lovley coffe.

[@masewoods8337]

You prefer this t boat life? Can you do a few minutes on why? I can't wait to get on a boat. One of you is dressed like 3 different members of the Village People. :) Wood grows out of the grounds. lol.

[@pappyshea2944]

Dr Doolittle Poopypants building out and taming the wild mountain! Get it son!

[@steventalbott903]

You need to build a "chicken tractor (look it up). Making great progress, looks like fun. You never want solid floors in a chicken coop, Build it like a deck, so there is room for the poop to fall through, the chicken poop will rot out the boards.

[@Joe-zt7ef]

Man!! You guys just keep getting better and better!! GO TEAM FARMER lol

[@steveblake4187]

To square a frame like your one for the coup, just measure both diagonals.

[@ahazureus]

Hey there Lady Kristin, and Matty-Boy; I can't tell you two how much I enjoy every one of your shows, but "The Main Thing" I notice about your show is, the real solid love and respect you have for one another, it is such a joy to watch Y'all talk to one another, work together, helping each other, digging in, "TOGETHER", the way you look at one another, respecting and supporting one another. You guys are an inspiration to us all. Thank you.

[@RNVOS]

You need to get an ATV with a winch and a blade on the front! Also a trailer’s to carry your tools! Put skids on the coup and you can drag it around to where you want!! ❤ from 🇨🇦

[@stephenkeddy6849]

Kristen may not be building stuff but she’s the only reason I watch. Matt’s lucky to have her

[@calbo4051]

Epic drone work guys. That is a chicken penthouse...well done! Matt please let me send you a pair of safety glasses and some clean shorts. Looking Good GBU!

[@normanmcdonald9158]

I love you two's tenacity and go getter attitude. What you lack in carpentry skills you make up with good common sense. That with a genuine joy for life. 👍

[@Deadseelife]

Hey guys…don’t get too fancy with roasting your beans. Look into small batch roasting with a $20 popcorn air popper. Lots of coffee snobs do it for learning the craft without getting too invested in the hobby.

[@MikeBloss]

The Cap’n Poopypants motto: Measure twice, cut twice, then stomp the poop out of it to make it fit!!

[@kevio6868]

Matt's killing it with those Daisy Dukes

[@444STT]

I am still appreciating the Lt. Dangle boots too much to notice the shorts…

[@jeffammon1351]

Poopy dukes

[@BleuCollarFndryMTL]

The kittens are so cute. I just love that you took them in.

[@jamesvalimont4413]

Woah woah woah! lmao, I sense a little trailer park😂😂😂

[@vuch9802]

All you have to do is get some pipe, put a couple of wheels on the ends, lift up one side of the coop, slide one axle with wheels under one end and do the same for the other end and you can push the coop to another location. Boom, you're done! You could even use a car jack to jack up the coop to put the axle under it.

[@rezawaheed8879]

not worried about poppie pants but for god sake instead of struggling to hold that ply in place while kristen clamps it in place ...noooooo. mark the line of ply at each end THEN screw a screw in only half way then you simply lift the ply on top of the screws and there it will sit while you jiggle it to suit, its an old carpenters trick two nails work harder than two men

[@jackwill3578]

We had 70 ducks, bunnies cats and fish pond, now we have a small 3.6 acre farm in lower Michigan not far from Toledo Ohio. Fall colors are prime now !

[@brettsorge2550]

You two remind me of us when we were young in the home building phase of life. Treasure these days which help mold you into a lifelong couple.

[@jamesg5001]

Drone shots in the mist with music...I'd watch an hour of that

[@wallywombat164]

G'day, iv'e been waiting for you. You have both just come on, in my part of the world. ❤❤❤❤

[@lilo7019]

Thank you very much for sharing take care

[@bettytillery7305]

I was just thinking if u could powerwash the little house, it would certainly make it look alot better...if thats too expensive, then maybe u could just give it a coat of paint...i truly think it will help when u open ur front door in the morning and arent faced with that " not so cute" building...but other than that, u guys never cease to amaze me with all the crazy things yall do...i love every inch of ur new videos (,cept for ugly building) lol...jk, jk, u kno i LOVE everything yall do...i hoping i get to come see it Matty after the wedding...lots of luv

[@SailingGoodBadandUgly]

I'll build u a whole house out here! Love u

[@keitha9489]

Hate to keep harping on this but it's worth mentioning again. Please be mindful of your proximity to water and the effects of runoff and ground water contamination. Evidence of this can be seen in your river/stream. It is heavy with turbidity. Having a rock based substrate it should be clearer. There are other options rather than septic. They might not be as convenient or cost effective but well worth it.

[@zacharyrivera566]

What a nice spot to start a family . Great choice .

[@dragonflysdiscoveries7567]

What? Is Kristen pregnant?

[@RuffRyder608]

My wife and I love how you guys put out a new video every week.

[@dukeman7595]

You guys should market your coffee beans as "Sailing good bad and ugly" BRAND' . The more you plant and harvest the bigger the profit margin. You have something unique, it is home grown, check out "Moose run coffee" they are growing exponentially. They started in their garage, in two years they are crushing it. PLUS they buy the coffee beans, you guys have your own, this makes it SPECIAL. Great opportunity, start small and grow even if you have to obtain the beans locally, your audience will buy your beans and spread the word.

[@buffalo241]

You can always add some wheels to it. Not sure if you have a Harbor Freight there but they carry nice wheels for that type of stuff to make it more mobile.

[@RedwonMactamhais]

As far as the chicken coop, either buy the screw on axle chucks for popping wheel axles into. If you get wheels on swivels you only need them in 1 direction, if you get wheels that are fixed axle, Add them in both directions on each corner. Then you pick up 1 corner at a time and pop the wheels in. This makes your coup into. A big chicken tractor. If you want to save money you can always just drill holes through the 4x4's & 2x6 then get any cheap wheels you can find used like 4 fat bicycle rims & tires or grab some old dirt bike or motor wheels and tires from a junk yard if you can find them. Then when you want to move the coup lift up a corner and pop the tires in. You could make a sliding system to be able to slide or flip the wheels up and down and lock them in place if you are really ambitious like the dinghy wheel bracket systems. You can Do it Captain Poopy Pants You can Do it All night Long !! "Owe You Just 🪛 ed My 🍑!' Ha😅😂🤣😝 That's what she said!

[@stevestanford6386]

Next skill should be Alum welding. Whole area really shaping up. In my 5 years on the channel, this adventure has to be at the top.

[@DiZZoLabs]

I ❤ the white noise of the water. You guys did good. How relaxing. 👌🏻

[@SailingGoodBadandUgly]

It's awesome!

[@johnreynolds7546]

thats racist 🤔

[@joncarter3817]

Fun as always - thanks. Put wheels on the back end where the house is then you just pick up the light end and roll it. Goggle "chicken tractor".

[@MrRicardo8714]

Love what you guys are doing. When are you going back to your sail boat and see how is doing?

[@butch3715]

Over the years (decades), every time the wife and I attempted to become somewhat self-sufficient, such as growing our own vegetables, chicken farm, fruit trees, etc, after the dust settled and we totaled up the expenses (not to mention all the labor involved), we found for just 2 people on a small plot of land, it was easier and less expensive to just buy eggs and food when we need it. Hopefully when your dust settles things end out working out better for you. Looking forward to seeing your house design and construction get started.

[@Chris-zo5ze]

Buy some big wheels and mount them to the side on some kind of lever so you can raise and lower them... Then, you'll be able to move that beast.

[@beebop4333]

OBSERVATION this is exciting for both of you. I never thought id see the words 'simple life' used to describe living life in a jungle. Cant wait to see you 2 make it home.

[@gnsmk357]

Guys that is a lot of work with wood. Like to recommend a prefab for the main house or a container house. with all of the shipping in that area containers may be easy to come by. Some of these container homes are super nice. With all the skills you have this would be a win win. Great job, Great Video.

[@jaysweeney2032]

LOL great stuff Guys. What a great thing you have with the nature around you, true harmony! . Homestead Coming along. Thanks for sharing.

[@davidsteben5953]

Great job so fun to watch you two is the boat in the water hope she's safe

[@ednaedmee0647]

If in the budget, put the chicken coop on cement blocks to protect the wood from the humidity and rain...it will definitely increase its longevity.