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@charliedawson63185 жыл бұрын
Breakfast only knows three things. 1. The Cars broken down 2. This is a horror film 3. He's black.
@americafuckyeah45205 жыл бұрын
4. Homie don't play dat
@araeswhiteflag5 жыл бұрын
wow. screenshotted for pure gold
@Lh00005 жыл бұрын
I think breakfast actually lived....
@ang16925 жыл бұрын
5. Bet he won’t catch my black ass
@diegotm65205 жыл бұрын
5. Joe doesn't share food
@chronovac5 жыл бұрын
Best last words in a horror movie: "Haaaaawww shit!"
@oddeyes94135 жыл бұрын
Its memeable. Like Samuel L. Jackson's *Motherf-* in the stinger of Infinity War.😑
@Bluetheartist5 жыл бұрын
*HERE COMES PAC-MAN*
@mitchnmavstudios82865 жыл бұрын
kittehdrawrs Here we go again
@victoryarn43815 жыл бұрын
Please.don't kill me. I'm terrified as you can tell by the tone of my voice. It doesn't sound like being killed is like slight inconvienience for me.aaaaaaaa...
@turtleflipper99355 жыл бұрын
"ask them" a film starring black people.....
@soggyramen60313 жыл бұрын
I firmly believe that people actually died in this movie because the budget was so low that they couldn’t afford fake blood
@lukestrauss62243 жыл бұрын
Yeah most likely
@jareddavis90123 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@DrRAZI992 жыл бұрын
This is so underrated 😂😂
@ILikeSoda2292 жыл бұрын
That’s why it’s so bad, because they shot this movie in 1 take
@burnttoastkilla2 жыл бұрын
the budget was 650 USD
@soggyramen60313 жыл бұрын
They made all their money back just with Marcus buying a copy
@pmaac15643 жыл бұрын
@That guy who says hi shut the fuck up you loser
@diegomeringer39533 жыл бұрын
@That guy who says hi yeah shut the fuck up you loser
@yoah953 жыл бұрын
😂😂 You arw amazing.
@thanos1743 жыл бұрын
It’s free on YT, I think it’s not even copyrighted bc nobody wants possession of this movie
@personwhowatchesvideos91632 жыл бұрын
There's actually a free version on youtube
@Guest_-it3yw4 жыл бұрын
Ax'em walked so Get Out could run
@kaystarlo4 жыл бұрын
YES
@iheartfranklintheturtle40563 жыл бұрын
more like it crawled so get out could FLY
@snailofkale3 жыл бұрын
Ax em didn’t even move bro
@snailofkale3 жыл бұрын
@One Happy Boi bro I know.
@DarwinskiYT3 жыл бұрын
More like tripped down multiple flights of stairs
@xtian07295 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna talk about how this guy is coming back to 'revenge his family deaths' when HE killed his family?
@LuisAngel-mu4zv5 жыл бұрын
hahaahaha lol
@zcgamerandreacts27625 жыл бұрын
Woah. That is stupid. Really stupid.
@stoovan38675 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to avenge them by killing them twice!"
@not_abot2135 жыл бұрын
According to Wikipedia, it’s the son (whose body was never found) of the murderer who comes and kills the teens.
@zcgamerandreacts27625 жыл бұрын
@@not_abot213 wait. There's a wiki? For this trash of a horror movie?
@shadowplayzyt61323 жыл бұрын
I died at the beging when his glasses went up and down.
@EdgyZiggy3 жыл бұрын
So did he
@richmorrison63673 жыл бұрын
@@EdgyZiggy lmao fax
@cassiyahsmith99403 жыл бұрын
That clip had me on my neck 🤣🤣🤣💀
@x_Fr0stee_x3 жыл бұрын
Woah u died at the beging?
@kathleengleason98053 жыл бұрын
He looked like Urkel lol
@Nerval-kg9sm3 жыл бұрын
We really need a remastered Director's Cut of this movie.
@Joergen-ye9br3 жыл бұрын
That's the movie
@Fingerling20123 жыл бұрын
Please god no
@kylemoore5893 жыл бұрын
Release the Micheal "Mfumay" Mfume cut!
@megkrish75683 жыл бұрын
#Releaseaxemdirectorscut
@EndlessLaymon3 жыл бұрын
With an intro by Garth Marenghi.
@belasstrongestwarrior5 жыл бұрын
"Black Panther is the movie that unifies the Black community" Have you ever even seen Ax-Em?
@belasstrongestwarrior5 жыл бұрын
I am almost sure a good quality version of this Movie. And that they scuffed it and fucking lost it.
@user-oo3iy3nt1i4 жыл бұрын
Halter Veri Vonitria Nah this ain’t it
@Kobaford3 жыл бұрын
@From a Bicycle seat You know, you could've just said "I don't know" and saved both you and Luc some time
@onyinye84593 жыл бұрын
RIP
@iheartfranklintheturtle40563 жыл бұрын
Nah we don't want it give us Blade and Black Panther back lmao
@wesley29364 жыл бұрын
*kills family* *comes back In 13 years to revenge family deaths*
@andressotil46714 жыл бұрын
Step 3: profit??
@SrTrevimoh3 жыл бұрын
So he’s just gonna kill himself again????
@sapomercador72573 жыл бұрын
@@SrTrevimohImagine you hear a shoot coming from the house of dead guy, them u follow the sound and find a guy in the ground with a shotgun and he dessapears, you trie to discover who the hell is this guy and you find out that he kill's himself every 13 years and its his sole proporse as a revenge ghost.
@phungphuong83503 жыл бұрын
SapoMercador My reaction would be to chatise myself because of how stupid i am to follow a gun sound. Is my imaginary self suicidal ??
@sapomercador72573 жыл бұрын
@@phungphuong8350Yes
@thomasraines13963 жыл бұрын
That “ahhh shit.” from the first guy that’s killed is the type of reaction you would have if you accidentally forgot milk from the store, not when you’re face with an hatchet wielding mad man.
@thomasraines13963 жыл бұрын
Sean Wilkinson I would think so yes.
@narcspector3 жыл бұрын
He doesn't use an AXE, get it right bro JEEZ, weren't you paying attention?
@BCRivers3 жыл бұрын
@@narcspector He did use an axe to kill the old man. That is also the *only* time in the movie he uses an axe.
@ghristophermyers6662 жыл бұрын
@@BCRivers Hatchet
@scoutman662 жыл бұрын
That old guy was probably done with life, so when he was faced with a psycho that wanted to kill him he just gave a mild "Oh shit" as reaction
@cloud17073 жыл бұрын
No one's talking about how the second worst movie is titled potato salad
@unknownflickz12893 жыл бұрын
Cause potato salad is the worst thing mankind has ever created
@drakep.58573 жыл бұрын
@@unknownflickz1289 don't do potato salad like that
@unknownflickz12893 жыл бұрын
@@drakep.5857 i mean i hate it
@deadaccount66163 жыл бұрын
I haven’t seen that movie but I just know for a fact that movie is better then the abomination, Ax Em, in virtually every way.
@Alex-id5im3 жыл бұрын
There’s a MadTV skit about a serial killer that kills with poisoned potato salad. Did they spoof the movie or was the skit inspiration for the movie?
@liamroberson4404 жыл бұрын
He murders his family, then goes out to avenge the deaths he himself caused? *aight bruh go ahead*
@battelmember49124 жыл бұрын
That's the reason he killed himself
@sbrown23c4 жыл бұрын
*revenge the deaths ... lol
@userloser45534 жыл бұрын
I like your profile pic
@cookiesnugglez73184 жыл бұрын
No he revenged them stupid
@CreativeName7964 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah this is big brain time
@chaconchacon83444 жыл бұрын
I am 99% sure they spent most of the budget on the cover.
@nolanc94324 жыл бұрын
So like, $5?
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
Seriously, this movie doesn't deserve poster art that good.
@nolanc94324 жыл бұрын
Drew Dillon yeah I did too and how tf could they make a movie with such high quality for only $650
@atoasterfire44734 жыл бұрын
The budget was €1 and a button
@awesomegaymer57863 жыл бұрын
There was a budget?
@TheRelentlessKnight4 жыл бұрын
I checked the IMDB reviews and seen this comment from 2003: "I hated this movie. I got a headache just watching it. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I didn't even watch the whole thing. It didn't fit my screen, it look like a movie my friends and I would make. This movie is a waste of time and money."
@bogzbiny3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being excited about your birthday present and your dad hands you this on VHS.
@megkrish75683 жыл бұрын
@@bogzbiny Great dad teaching his son valuable life lessons.
@cristhianramirez69393 жыл бұрын
Who´s the terrible father who bought this shit for his son´s birthday?
@johnp.smithasimpleman72813 жыл бұрын
Who TF gives this to his son for his birthday? Out of EVERY movie in the world. Poor kid
@mynameissarah51173 жыл бұрын
Damn that person's dad hated them
@kaosfan11823 жыл бұрын
"He uses literally everything but an axe!" Why did that make me laugh so hard?
@Devin-qq6fd3 жыл бұрын
"Gun shot"
@richardwhite82763 жыл бұрын
Because the gun part came out of nowhere and I was dying laughing
@noneednoname3 жыл бұрын
@@richardwhite8276 bro homie literally just said fuck it and started blasting lmao
@interstellar31672 жыл бұрын
I started crying when I seen him pull out a gun
@danielmanning2319 Жыл бұрын
When he pulled out the gun I actually doubled over laughing
@slimmachado54055 жыл бұрын
Forget Black Panther,this is the greatest all black movie ever made.
@courtneywilliams65765 жыл бұрын
@Sternia Hoenheim boy shut up
@slimmachado54055 жыл бұрын
The League Of Tryhards TM There were 2 white characters in Black Panther and that’s still considered an all black movie.So what’s your point?
@dreamquesttv5 жыл бұрын
@@thehammer9407 I think "Friend of Breakfast" was actually his character's name.
@neine9995 жыл бұрын
@Lazar Sreckovic who killed captain alex is clearly superior! It has Supah Fightas!
@bradyberry27775 жыл бұрын
That joke would be good if Black Panther was a good movie. ;)
@RazorusR3X7775 жыл бұрын
"Then is mean man Killed himself." If I were an English professor this would get an A+ for sure.
@ZacticalZombie5 жыл бұрын
*If I were an English professor
@lancethedecayedguardian27195 жыл бұрын
@@ZacticalZombie Exactly the reason as to why he isn't an english professor lol
@__M7MD5 жыл бұрын
Edson Reyes 😂😂😂😂😂
@Nnothingg-4 жыл бұрын
Philosophical way to say it
@phanx0m9244 жыл бұрын
Maybe if he killed himself he could really revenge him family deaths.
@justyouraverageblackstar36723 жыл бұрын
Dad: Hey kids, come down to eat Breakfast guy named “Breakfast”: 👁👄👁
@thepeopleonthecouch29284 жыл бұрын
Everyone: *complains that the black guy always dies first in horror movies* Mfume: *slow chuckle*
@lukestrauss62243 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@kaiserproductions12783 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Mfume "Mfume"?
@_somerandomguyontheinternet_2 жыл бұрын
@@kaiserproductions1278 no, “Mfumay” Mfume
@randominternetweirdo54795 жыл бұрын
A victim's glasses are more afraid than he is. MEME IT.
@MaskOfLimbo5 жыл бұрын
When I see those tittis. *Glasses scene*
@randominternetweirdo54795 жыл бұрын
@@MaskOfLimbo Good one. LOL
@secretasian81655 жыл бұрын
It was shinpachi
@randominternetweirdo54795 жыл бұрын
@@secretasian8165 DONDAKE
@secretasian81655 жыл бұрын
@@randominternetweirdo5479 EVERYBODY SAY DONDAKE
@jirenjoestar36654 жыл бұрын
The old guy just going "Ah, shit" got me lmao
@scremmy_draws4 жыл бұрын
Jiren Joestar same
@PrincessArielAngel4 жыл бұрын
lol same
@jdrobinson34684 жыл бұрын
That was the best part of the whole movie.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..4 жыл бұрын
"AhHh s h e t"
@purpledeadguy6664 жыл бұрын
“Not again!”
@Lawnschiclettooth3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t the worst horror movie ever made. It’s the greatest comedy of our times.
@Parhelion24 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when Marcus's critique of a bad movie perfectly describes your quarantine lifestyle: "You just woke up though. Why'd everyone go back to bed?"
@RetardedNConfused9 ай бұрын
Always has been mine
@finalcut6124 жыл бұрын
IMDB has one quote for this movie: Breakfast : I'm running back to Baltimore! [starts running]
@samasaurus18114 жыл бұрын
Yo' mamma so dumb she stayed-up all night for a blood test: Am I a joke to you?
@TheAirBear20004 жыл бұрын
@@samasaurus1811 Well, yes. Literally.
@viddork4 жыл бұрын
So, it's confirmed his name actually is Breakfast? Also, the guy who stays with the car might be Darren or something like that.
@SuperNuclearUnicorn3 жыл бұрын
Damn I need to put "they ain't killing my black ass" or whatever it was on there
@DrRAZI993 жыл бұрын
@@samasaurus1811 huh ?!
@wraith28154 жыл бұрын
"After arriving home, He took a shotgun And killed his wife and Kids. Then is mean man Killed himself." Mean man bad
@stormdoesgaming89193 жыл бұрын
No he mean
@thespoderjedi80793 жыл бұрын
But why He mean?
@crazyolben_3 жыл бұрын
Spoder Jedi cause he meaner man
@akuljamwal30853 жыл бұрын
He average
@angryboi5953 жыл бұрын
He is a mean man
@mossomness3 жыл бұрын
In high school, my group of friends would rent this from Blockbuster repeatedly. Pretty much whenever we heard someone hadn't seen it yet, we'd go and rent it to show it to them. And since this is the worst movie ever, it was always available to rent. The scene you showed at the beginning with the guy's glasses moving up and down was always my favorite moment.
@MidnightSt3 жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck" ...done. This one totally justified the existence of the whole movie. We can turn it off now knowing that it's been worth of being made.
@franckj.3 жыл бұрын
"Yo mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test" sealed the deal for me. Definitly can't say that movie is devoid of talent.
@aussieneon97415 жыл бұрын
i don't remember this episode of fresh prince
@sadpotatochip59305 жыл бұрын
That’s because this is from the episode of Family Matters, where Erkle fails a school project and decides to kill his teacher and their entire family.
@liambrennan57135 жыл бұрын
No it's the lost episode of the fresh prince of bell air
@sqweemish61735 жыл бұрын
It actually look like fresh prince in the beginning 😂
@animallover8365 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@grandmasterpax32485 жыл бұрын
Nah it the pilot for Corey in the House.
@skipropemcgee33565 жыл бұрын
Why would he revenge ( avenge ) the family deaths... HE CAUSED!!!
@kaylandra5 жыл бұрын
I KNOW I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO
@PPinho27115 жыл бұрын
I was also wondering that…
@roojackaroo85175 жыл бұрын
@@PPinho2711 why did you say it twice?
@gruskek5 жыл бұрын
This is what wiki says: "Years ago Harry Mason's father brutally killed his entire family and Harry's body was never found. Flash forward to the present, where several of Harry's now-teenaged childhood friends decide to get together for a weekend retreat in the forest. What they're unaware of is that Harry didn't die, but is actually wandering the forest with the intent to murder all of his friends." When you look at the opening text again they actually mean Harry looking for revenge not the dad who killed his family himself looking for it.
@insick80795 жыл бұрын
@@gruskek that makes it a little bit better but why does he want to kill his friends? Killing anything that moves, alright but purposely killing his friends what reason is there? Oh I forgot it's probably in the dialogue.
@LtheOriginal3 жыл бұрын
This film looks like something a film school student would make, and then get an F for it.
@jeremyross9698 Жыл бұрын
Or just straight up get expelled for.
@drazlet3 жыл бұрын
If you go to the Wikipedia page for this, they have a Plot section...that’s entirely blank.
@axelnilsson51243 жыл бұрын
That’s not unusual
@user-vn7ce5ig1z5 жыл бұрын
The movie was released in 1992, but it's dedicated to his grandmother who died in 1993, so he knew she was going to die the following year. 🤔 Either he's psychic, or…
@KAMIKAZEE34215 жыл бұрын
He Ax Her
@Calekoflight5 жыл бұрын
Maybe Mfume is vampire?
@adolfhitler63055 жыл бұрын
Ish lol
@AnjanaBSubba5 жыл бұрын
@@KAMIKAZEE3421 😂😂😂
@dragoxk45425 жыл бұрын
He had to kill her as a cover
@noahsherwood24454 жыл бұрын
"Ain't gonna catch my black ass" had me wheezing.
@angelfilms48864 жыл бұрын
Same XD XD
@PrincessArielAngel4 жыл бұрын
lol sameee
@williammccoy14544 жыл бұрын
Same
@erinrose143 жыл бұрын
🤣
@richardwhite82763 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣🤣
@BirgitProfessional3 жыл бұрын
I have 2 theories about the wrong death date in grandma's dedication - the director was able to forsee his grandma's death and just knew in advance that she would die in 1993. Or he was planning on doing her in because the life insurance policy would run out in 1993. I could see it going either way 🤷♀️
@MasterJunior932 жыл бұрын
That just makes it more mysterious, like Michael "Mfumay" Mfume was either a prophet, or a calculated serial killer. 😨
@lexiconproductions41314 жыл бұрын
My theory: someone attempting to do literally everything wrong when making a movie. And succeeding. A masterpiece in the same vain as dark place itself.
@dikzak75515 жыл бұрын
Breakfast is now in my top 10 anime betrayals for abandoning his friend.
@Muellpanda5 жыл бұрын
Breakfast is scum
@tikalthewhimsicott27365 жыл бұрын
Dik Zak Breakfast abbandoned his friend NO DIGNITY
@Corn_Pone_Flicks5 жыл бұрын
Okay, I looked it up on IMDB, and his name really is "Breakfast." I kind of love that.
@chrisj4035 жыл бұрын
no fucking way
@dubiousseed32725 жыл бұрын
Their parents get an F on naming
@archivist_134 жыл бұрын
Why. Just why?
@ItzMeWill4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised this movie even has a place in IMDB
@puffnisse4 жыл бұрын
@@ItzMeWill Basically every movie is on IMDB, even shitty ones like this.
@Danny___Riot2 жыл бұрын
Dude, I saw this movie back in like 98. My best friend and I saw it after we got it from blockbuster and we laughed the entire time. The only thing I remembered from the film was the phone kill and “Ooooh Shit ooooh Shit” double take. I’ve actually been saying “oh shit” twice just like in the movie, forever and forgot years ago why I said it like that, but now I remember! This movie had us laughing our asses off!
@splints Жыл бұрын
@jasdanvm38453 жыл бұрын
11:28 Dude is screaming directly In the camera... Now if you don't find that funny, I just...
@eiRagnaRok5 жыл бұрын
"Ooooh shit" Best last words ever
@devintariel37695 жыл бұрын
There's a movie called Thankskilling a where a turkey murders a topless pilgrim yelling nice tits bitch. Think about that.
@cascade14605 жыл бұрын
This movie was funnier than most movies I watched which tried to be funny. 10/10
@wrytard38764 жыл бұрын
Tolga ermiş aha türk var!
@isaacbryce27483 жыл бұрын
What if the script for this movie was actually one of the most gripping narratives ever put to paper...but NO ONE will know.
@jesseperry96023 жыл бұрын
I'll never be able to thank you enough for showing me that this movie exists. I so want to believe it was a real effort, and wasn't intentionally made this poorly.
@Nuclear_Gandhi5 жыл бұрын
Is this one of those "I forced a robot to watch horror movies and this is the script it made" things?
@mystickid56724 жыл бұрын
Nah, not good enought
@datdamnkez4 жыл бұрын
That's actually a good concept for a video
@wenbluepirate39544 жыл бұрын
Those are fakes. There aren't robots that can do that.
@logopolizer76024 жыл бұрын
Wen BluePirate I don't know, Tom Servo could probably make something this bad.
@julielove4evr4 жыл бұрын
@@wenbluepirate3954 There actually are. Not very well, but it is possible. You give them pieces of writing and they learn from it to try and form sentences of their own. It almost never makes a coherent story, but it's still cool to watch
@K.G._Drake5 жыл бұрын
I hope there's a sequel, and in it we meet Breakfast's sibling, Lunch.
@Defectum1385 жыл бұрын
K.G. Drake don’t forget his evil twin, Brunch, or their parents, Dinner and Dessert.
@mjfan87045 жыл бұрын
What about his cousin, Snack?
@Defectum1385 жыл бұрын
MJ Fan, no, Snack is a deadly mercenary out to get ‘em!
@evilspeak57025 жыл бұрын
Apparently there is a sequel, not sure of the title but it's about Breakfast visiting his girlfriend Tiffany at her home.
@rigatonipasta5 жыл бұрын
No.... that was a very bad joke.
@DDub043 жыл бұрын
This looks and feels like a lost media creepypasta, just extremely cursed because of how low quality it is
@zombieguy44444 жыл бұрын
Ax ‘em for Mortal Kombat
@agirlnamedbrett.4 жыл бұрын
'ahhh SHIIIIT' lol best reaction to being murdered ever.
@barbaragordon4294 жыл бұрын
I would name my first born “Breakfast”.
@bodaciousdoggo89713 жыл бұрын
Zero Creepypasta 2nd Lunch, 3rd Dinner
@laika66613 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget Dessert
@bodaciousdoggo89713 жыл бұрын
Laika dessert would be the mistake child
@mrbeastfanboy17493 жыл бұрын
plz don't
@bodaciousdoggo89713 жыл бұрын
Brunch would also be the half sibling
@Twxvkvr2 жыл бұрын
8:58 my man's name is actually "Breakfast" 💀💀
@jackcutter23 жыл бұрын
"revenge his family deaths" has the same energy as "metal gear rising: revengeance"
@angiebeaudoin99264 жыл бұрын
Theres only 5 people who I heard names of in the movie -DJ double-cut master slice-em up dice-em up OG so nice J-nice -Breakfast -Sarah -Hobo 1 -Hobo 2
@MrLego31604 жыл бұрын
You didn't hear their names "in" the movie.
@DeanL6_4 жыл бұрын
MrLego3160 I heard Sarah clear as day honestly
@eddiedingle7674 жыл бұрын
@@MrLego3160 well DJ double cut Master slice-em-up dice-em-up OG so nice J-nice and Breakfast Were easy to hear
@cringechannel10713 жыл бұрын
Theres also breakfast
@ikoandreas50853 жыл бұрын
@@cringechannel1071 he said
@felman875 жыл бұрын
"You just woke up! Why did everyone go back to bed?" Honestly, I often go back to sleep after waking up. This was the most relatable part of the movie for me.
@hawke74715 жыл бұрын
*wakes up, looks at time* I don’t want to be awake yet *immediately goes back to sleep*
@toaster_boi5 жыл бұрын
If I'm going to get out of bed, that better be one scary ass murderer and he better be right next to my bed.
@naruto1997975 жыл бұрын
I had a long sleep I deserve a nap
@somalianb0y5 жыл бұрын
Y’all sum bums
@abramsullivan77645 жыл бұрын
Same man same I woke up and then passed out sleeping.
@greenred10703 жыл бұрын
Genuinely makes 'The Room' look Oscar worthy.
@Annatar_the_admirable5 жыл бұрын
Most people apparently are unable to understand the subtle brilliance of Axe 'Em. Consider, if you will, the poignant irony of white guy being killed by a phone, the very object he was searching for. Truly a masterpiece of writing!
@mikemike-lu1so5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if this comment was supposed to be a joke. But that's honestly pretty cool to me.
@cheesecake30365 жыл бұрын
To be fair you need to have a very high iq to understand Axe 'Em. The horror is very subtle and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, many of the scares will go over a normal viewer's head.
@enter_name12915 жыл бұрын
I’m just not able to understand what they say in the movie
@AlexMonzon19955 жыл бұрын
Honestly breakfast not going into the house and just running away is the most realistic shit ever looool
@lightingthief44825 жыл бұрын
The black in him came out in full force. This movie is definitely awful but it displays more logic than most horror movies
@__M7MD5 жыл бұрын
Lighting Thief What do you mean the black in him ?
@laced85504 жыл бұрын
He should've screamed the iconic quote. Ah hell no!!
@librathebeautifulwarmonk12834 жыл бұрын
@@__M7MD It's a joke that in a horror movie it's always the white characters that stay in the place that's clearly dangerous
@mst_angel4374 жыл бұрын
@Black Man lol your name made that comment even better.
@gorillaguy56643 жыл бұрын
Birdemic: You will never be a worse "horror" movie than me... Goblin: Your right... *But he will* **Insert Ax em arriving from the dumpster fire version of Asgard**
@JefferyBlue4 жыл бұрын
10:33 Did you just call that man Pootie Tang. Man, there's a movie I haven't seen in a hot minute.
@dalandser5625 жыл бұрын
Legend has it Breakfast had a cousin Brunch that always was a couple hours late for everything...
@ces-gp5 жыл бұрын
Nice one! 😂
@cocothesocialist36904 жыл бұрын
dad joke lol 😂😂
@ij89614 жыл бұрын
late to his own funeral?
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets4 жыл бұрын
And his uncle got the nickname "Midnight Snack" for coming into his room at night and doing things to him he refuses to talk about to this day.
@IsabellaaaRider5 жыл бұрын
“WE ARE OUT OF GAS, BREAKFAST!!!” -Pissed Driver
@heathc1484 жыл бұрын
DJ 28 STAB WOUNDS!
@TallMist4 жыл бұрын
"Invisible gun" DAMMIT, 4KIDS
@THATGuy56543 жыл бұрын
I'd like to imagine an alternate reality for this movie where Breakfast's friend didn't die, but Breakfast had already driven home and arranged his funeral by the time he hitches his way back. Priest: "... loved by all who knew him, the departed-" Friend: "Hey! What the hell?!" Breakfast: "You escaped the spooky house! It's a miracle!"
@devanbarrios92165 жыл бұрын
DJ DOUBLE-CUT MASTER SLICE-EM UP DICE-EM UP OG SO NICE J-NICE IN THE HOUSE!!!
@meganintenbro5 жыл бұрын
The "We are out of GAS!" gets me everytime because its like the first thing you can truly hear from a character in the movie
@__M7MD5 жыл бұрын
Actually no
@eddiedingle7674 жыл бұрын
The MegaNintenBro hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, shit
@DeadlyLazer3 жыл бұрын
the scenes with people yelling "cut" and "action" reminded me that real people lucidly created this
@MoistHarvester2 жыл бұрын
IMDB says: The original cut of the film (titled "The Weekend it Lives") was supposedly more of a comic-horror parody than straight horror. However, when York Entertainment picked up the home video rights years later they drastically re-cut the film. Scenes are now incomplete, out of order or missing entirely leaving much of the film incoherent and its tone unclear. It is unknown if any prints of the original version still exist.
@xninewxw75592 жыл бұрын
You can’t do this to me
@egeaksu56095 жыл бұрын
I just checked the IMDB page of this movie and it's estimated that the budget was 650 bucks.
@IzayaLee17255 жыл бұрын
650 is too much
@IzayaLee17255 жыл бұрын
@MysteryMan420 they must have spent it on that sick dj
@sebastiangonzales465 жыл бұрын
@MysteryMan420😂😂😂
@ajzeg015 жыл бұрын
Who Killed Captain Alex cost $200 and it’s better than this!
@wizzzer13375 жыл бұрын
must have been the weed
@logariuswheels52445 жыл бұрын
Mad respect to Marcus for watching this piece of shit THREE TIMES
@gluteusmaximus88815 жыл бұрын
Yusko R.I.P Marcus "MarcusTurner" Turner
@IceCreamCake965 жыл бұрын
He’s the ultimate masochist
@brutefarce15935 жыл бұрын
Not sure why he would do such a horrible thing to himself.
@bwill1235 жыл бұрын
@@brutefarce1593 Because most heroes are selfless.
@sayedaamina10725 жыл бұрын
That's like 3 hours and 30 minutes of torture
@michaeltracy99323 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t be surprised to find that this movie was made by a drunk 5 year old
@c32g892 жыл бұрын
15:14 - 15:28 is genuinely the greatest 14 seconds in this channel's history
@GryphonICD5 жыл бұрын
Wait, he killed his family, and then returns for revenge....but....wouldn't that just be "I am resurrected, now to kill myself *bang* Roll credits."
@mrmediocre34625 жыл бұрын
GryphonICD would be great at cinemasins
@Valleyraven0075 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking when I saw that, I was like wait wtf this makes no sense lmao
@24FramesOfNick5 жыл бұрын
Well let’s Ax Em a question am I right
@davisthegamelord5 жыл бұрын
No...just no
@lalosomekid5 жыл бұрын
I'm fucking done
@NJOverclocked5 жыл бұрын
That's what my mom says... Shitty New York accents man
@abramsullivan77645 жыл бұрын
Ha
@IzayaLee17255 жыл бұрын
Buda Chss
@iataamaral2894 жыл бұрын
12:20 By the way the old man was killed with an ax, so then Ax 'Em decided to leave his ax on the old man corpse and had to use other weapons to kill the rest of the group... obviously
@extraplain24123 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell. This reads like a short story I wrote when I was high af.
@mona29744 жыл бұрын
this feels like a film made by one of those A.I learning programs
@BitchChill3 жыл бұрын
Weeb
@neptuneex_3 жыл бұрын
don't say that to my a.i buddies, you'd bet if you gave an a.i enough resources about directing, screenwriting and shit, it would do an much better job.
@lzylay3 жыл бұрын
Fax
@the_Googie Жыл бұрын
if ai made a movie it would probably be the most generic (duh) type of hollywood marvel movie ever made but AXE 'EM, is a masterpiece that could only have been made by the creative spirit of its creators. An AI couldnt recreate this tomfoolery
@benchyeller Жыл бұрын
Sadly learning what most of these AI generated stuff has been made recently, this was only made by human hands and vision
@VSGhostface4 жыл бұрын
are we gonna talk about how you watched this 3 times and lived to tell the tale???!
@TheRoflcer4 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut didn't survive. He did get better though.
@megkrish75683 жыл бұрын
His sacrifice is acknowledged. Someone should give him an award
@travisscottburber57193 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best medicine
@will__mem9rno3 жыл бұрын
@@travisscottburber5719 You are absolutely sir, it's really contagious too
@travisscottburber57193 жыл бұрын
@@will__mem9rno Yes Fortnite is pretty contagious too and kinda cringe
@colombianlove414 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video you’ve done. I have been laughing my ass off since you began. Thank you!
@TheAcornAvenger3 жыл бұрын
Cosmonaut: You just woke up, why did everyone go back to bed?? Me: um yeah I've never done that...
@leomorris75735 жыл бұрын
i need someone to review this movie like all the bad decisions were intentional "you see the lack of named characters shows that the audience itself is the main character"
@nickj.6485 жыл бұрын
Leo Morris The Pipe Strip...
@Sun-cg6lv5 жыл бұрын
Leo Morris 😂😂😂
@softestshade78135 жыл бұрын
The lack of comprehensible lines shows us a view from the killer's perspective. To him, the world doesn't make sense, therefore, the characters themselves and the world around them wouldn't make sense either. It's brilliant, really.
@TyrDrum5 жыл бұрын
"the inconsistent and poor camera quality, is intentional, it represents that of real life events being captured on different devices"
@charmandyorton0065 жыл бұрын
Leo Morris Oh, you mean like Reader Response Theory?
@mundane54565 жыл бұрын
You watched this movie THRE times???? THREE???? you sir..... *DESERVE A GODDAMN OSCAR*
@benefistben78445 жыл бұрын
A purple heart.
@vivvy_05 жыл бұрын
For acting?
@randomfactsthatdontmatter34665 жыл бұрын
I like how you edited the comment but still misspelled three
@note4note8045 жыл бұрын
I didn't know there was an Oscar for "best watching the movie". This must come from the mind that brought you guy who killed his family and will take revenge for killed family.
@sorayaalcyone27265 жыл бұрын
An award or acknowledgement maybe... Oscar?
@dominicbermudez5974 жыл бұрын
Barely found out about this channel and so absolutely love it
@zwryy76224 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. It gets me wheezing every time I watch it.
@ShogunKintaro5 жыл бұрын
"DJ Slice em up dice em up OG" brilliant
@tatersalad765 жыл бұрын
I know what I'm changing my profile name to lol
@GEORGEMEISTERFTW5 жыл бұрын
@@tatersalad76 you will be a god if you do
@aaronfernandes35255 жыл бұрын
Hey I got 50 bucks let's go to McDonald's. No let's make a movie. Lol
@nolanc94324 жыл бұрын
Mcheetah yeah it actually is
@crunchy15474 жыл бұрын
They could’ve went early and got some _breakfast_
@kosakukawajiri164 жыл бұрын
crunchy I have to give you a like
@crunchy15474 жыл бұрын
Joker thanks
@qupjproductions27233 жыл бұрын
How do you spend $50 at McDonalds
@joeyd72362 жыл бұрын
Marcus “Marcus Turner” Turner honestly one of the funniest things I’ve watched in a while 💀
@uaw07824 жыл бұрын
When you get the literal version of director's cut in a movie.
@jaguarenduda2 жыл бұрын
HA
@maladjustedmaverick66195 жыл бұрын
His name is BREAKFAST?! Okay, that's when I officially lost it and started laughing out loud.
@carybeweary72095 жыл бұрын
You,sir or ma'am, have a steel resolve. I was laughing from the 1st clip and it's horrible audio.
@thedrewdog4 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely naming a character Breakfast in my next script. Just for the hell of it.
@finn94015 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone having to create subtitles for this
@popstarchamp5 жыл бұрын
I'd just make stuff up at random. It'd probably still be more coherent.
@maxcowley43535 жыл бұрын
I'm imagining some Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits type shit going on
@cloutbenis93715 жыл бұрын
I can imagine most of it being “???”
@katymoore46785 жыл бұрын
Did someone say Ghost Stories reboot.
@kitkatkittyidk44275 жыл бұрын
Yo duh Stories I’m pretty sure your face profile is a good example
@Luiscandrawstuff3 жыл бұрын
4:10 this is like the beginning of Killer bean
@thetajikball96543 жыл бұрын
All I see is a black screen a man talking
@Luiscandrawstuff3 жыл бұрын
Muhamad Ohun do I have to put it at 4:12 for it to make sense orrrr
@judahbennett483 Жыл бұрын
Two years later, this was the most entertainment I’ve ever gotten out of a KZbin video
@D_Fyre5 жыл бұрын
"My group of friends are so wild and hilarious! I bet if I pointed a camera at them, I'd get some real gold. I know! I'll shoot a horror movie and just have my friends do their thing. It'll be super realistic! Jamar is real good at special effects, too. He could make some dope ass death scenes for me. How hard can making a movie be?"
@D_Fyre5 жыл бұрын
@Sternia Hoenheim LOL
@zaydkhan67035 жыл бұрын
@Sternia Hoenheim u upset?
@D_Fyre5 жыл бұрын
@@zaydkhan6703 I think we found the director! lol
@zaydkhan67035 жыл бұрын
@@D_Fyre lmao he's gotta protect his masterpiece
@readmarx4205 жыл бұрын
I actually think I could make a better movie. Practice editing and use a damn microphone and its already be better. At least then i could understand what they say.
@grodcoyote66355 жыл бұрын
you didn't even mention how the injured guy TWIRLS over the dead guys corpse at 10:52
@mikemike-lu1so5 жыл бұрын
😂
@thatboy_flamez5 жыл бұрын
The G Podcast PSVR/PS4 Reviews I was waiting for the rest of the video for him to mention that
@fuffilicious2 жыл бұрын
I recognize that musical bit at 8:22. It's an orchestral sample that's from a sample pack you can buy. That specific sample can be heard in many other soundtracks, too. Half-Life, Quake II, and MediEvil, specifically.
@isattathecreator2 жыл бұрын
Omg. Back when Blockbuster was still alive, my stepdad pulled this bad boy from the shelves, blew the dust off of it and said, “This look good a sh*t.” I was 14 or 15 and I knew it was about to some grade a trash truck juice when the synopsis had multiple spelling and grammar errors. It was bound to be a good time. When we got home though, we couldn’t hear sh*t and we had Bose surround sound speakers 😂. My stepdad and mom spent about 25 minutes unplugging and plugging the speakers until they decided it sad Axe Em. My stepdad goes back to Blockbuster and demands they give him another copy (I mean he REALLY wanted to see this movie no joke) because the one we had was “messed up.” Fortunately they had another copy. We get back home, pop it in, stepdad is looking mighty pleased with himself, and the sh*t was still on whisper mode. I laughed so hard that my chest started to hurt.
@5H4D0W-TP5 жыл бұрын
Worst Horror Movie? *Or contender for Best Comedy?*
@carybeweary72095 жыл бұрын
It's both
@JoeyDoesStuff11205 жыл бұрын
The guy who directed this movie is also produced and wrote this movie and also he acted in this movie as the main character Isn't that just great?
@darrelsam4195 жыл бұрын
The best kind of bad movies.
@dragoxk45425 жыл бұрын
Who tf is the main character
@JoeyDoesStuff11205 жыл бұрын
@@dragoxk4542 i don't know who (because the audio is shit) But imdb said that the main character is the director
@oddeyes94135 жыл бұрын
Excuse me: 😶😑😞🤔😳👉 *YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!* there ya go.
@JoeyDoesStuff11205 жыл бұрын
@Rachel Reviews I don't think that's he's the killer, but I think the one who's wearing the blue jacket is the main character
@KR-nf3is3 жыл бұрын
12:28 The name is Em. Ax’em.
@jetpatto54872 жыл бұрын
“He will return to revenge his family’s death” *Him being the one who killed his family* *Kills himself*