The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made

[@dikzak7551]

Breakfast is now in my top 10 anime betrayals for abandoning his friend.

[@Muellpanda]

Breakfast is scum

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

Dik Zak Breakfast abbandoned his friend NO DIGNITY

[@RazorusR3X777]

"Then is mean man Killed himself." If I were an English professor this would get an A+ for sure.

[@ZacticalZombie]

*If I were an English professor

[@lancethedecayedguardian2719]

@@ZacticalZombie Exactly the reason as to why he isn't an english professor lol

[@Mohamad-m7md]

Edson Reyes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Nnothingg-]

Philosophical way to say it

[@phanx0m924]

Maybe if he killed himself he could really revenge him family deaths.

[@Nerval-kg9sm]

We really need a remastered Director's Cut of this movie.

[@Joergen-ye9br]

That's the movie

[@Fingerling2012]

Please god no

[@kylemoore589]

Release the Micheal "Mfumay" Mfume cut!

[@megkrish7568]

#Releaseaxemdirectorscut

[@EndlessLaymon]

With an intro by Garth Marenghi.

[@soggyramen6031]

I firmly believe that people actually died in this movie because the budget was so low that they couldn’t afford fake blood

[@lukestrauss6224]

Yeah most likely

[@jareddavis9012]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DrRAZI99]

This is so underrated 😂😂

[@ILikeSoda229]

That’s why it’s so bad, because they shot this movie in 1 take

[@burnttoastkilla]

the budget was 650 USD

[@Corn_Pone_Flicks]

Okay, I looked it up on IMDB, and his name really is "Breakfast." I kind of love that.

[@chrisj403]

no fucking way

[@dubiousseed3272]

Their parents get an F on naming

[@archivist_13]

Why. Just why?

[@ItzMeWill]

I'm surprised this movie even has a place in IMDB

[@puffnisse]

@@ItzMeWill Basically every movie is on IMDB, even shitty ones like this.

[@felman87]

"You just woke up! Why did everyone go back to bed?" Honestly, I often go back to sleep after waking up. This was the most relatable part of the movie for me.

[@hawke7471]

*wakes up, looks at time* I don’t want to be awake yet *immediately goes back to sleep*

[@toaster_boi]

If I'm going to get out of bed, that better be one scary ass murderer and he better be right next to my bed.

[@naruto199797]

I had a long sleep I deserve a nap

[@somalianb0y]

Y’all sum bums

[@abramsullivan7764]

Same man same I woke up and then passed out sleeping.

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

A victim's glasses are more afraid than he is. MEME IT.

[@MaskOfLimbo]

When I see those tittis. *Glasses scene*

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

@@MaskOfLimbo Good one. LOL

[@secretasian8165]

It was shinpachi

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

@@secretasian8165 DONDAKE

[@secretasian8165]

@@randominternetweirdo5479 EVERYBODY SAY DONDAKE

[@thomasraines1396]

That “ahhh shit.” from the first guy that’s killed is the type of reaction you would have if you accidentally forgot milk from the store, not when you’re face with an hatchet wielding mad man.

[@thomasraines1396]

Sean Wilkinson I would think so yes.

[@narcspector]

He doesn't use an AXE, get it right bro JEEZ, weren't you paying attention?

[@BCRivers]

@@narcspector He did use an axe to kill the old man. That is also the *only* time in the movie he uses an axe.

[@ghristophermyers666]

@@BCRivers Hatchet

[@scoutman66]

That old guy was probably done with life, so when he was faced with a psycho that wanted to kill him he just gave a mild "Oh shit" as reaction

[@aussieneon9741]

i don't remember this episode of fresh prince

[@sadpotatochip5930]

That’s because this is from the episode of Family Matters, where Erkle fails a school project and decides to kill his teacher and their entire family.

[@liambrennan5713]

No it's the lost episode of the fresh prince of bell air

[@sqweemish6173]

It actually look like fresh prince in the beginning 😂

[@animallover836]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@grandmasterpax3248]

Nah it the pilot for Corey in the House.

[@user-vn7ce5ig1z]

The movie was released in 1992, but it's dedicated to his grandmother who died in 1993, so he knew she was going to die the following year. 🤔 Either he's psychic, or…

[@KAMIKAZEE3421]

He Ax Her

[@Calekoflight]

Maybe Mfume is vampire?

[@adolfhitler6305]

Ish lol

[@AnjanaBSubba]

@@KAMIKAZEE3421 😂😂😂

[@dragoxk4542]

He had to kill her as a cover

[@xtian0729]

Are we gonna talk about how this guy is coming back to 'revenge his family deaths' when HE killed his family?

[@LuisAngel-mu4zv]

hahaahaha lol

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

Woah. That is stupid. Really stupid.

[@stoovan3867]

"I'm going to avenge them by killing them twice!"

[@not_abot213]

According to Wikipedia, it’s the son (whose body was never found) of the murderer who comes and kills the teens.

[@zcgamerandreacts2762]

@@not_abot213 wait. There's a wiki? For this trash of a horror movie?

[@soggyramen6031]

They made all their money back just with Marcus buying a copy

[@pmaac1564]

@That guy who says hi shut the fuck up you loser

[@diegomeringer3953]

@That guy who says hi yeah shut the fuck up you loser

[@yoah95]

😂😂 You arw amazing.

[@thanos174]

It’s free on YT, I think it’s not even copyrighted bc nobody wants possession of this movie

[@personwhowatchesvideos9163]

There's actually a free version on youtube

[@chaconchacon8344]

I am 99% sure they spent most of the budget on the cover.

[@nolanc9432]

So like, $5?

[@viddork]

Seriously, this movie doesn't deserve poster art that good.

[@nolanc9432]

Drew Dillon yeah I did too and how tf could they make a movie with such high quality for only $650

[@atoasterfire4473]

The budget was €1 and a button

[@awesomegaymer5786]

There was a budget?

[@AlexMonzon1995]

Honestly breakfast not going into the house and just running away is the most realistic shit ever looool

[@lightingthief4482]

The black in him came out in full force. This movie is definitely awful but it displays more logic than most horror movies

[@Mohamad-m7md]

Lighting Thief What do you mean the black in him ?

[@laced8550]

He should've screamed the iconic quote. Ah hell no!!

[@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283]

@@Mohamad-m7md It's a joke that in a horror movie it's always the white characters that stay in the place that's clearly dangerous

[@mst_angel437]

@Black Man lol your name made that comment even better.

[@K.G._Drake]

I hope there's a sequel, and in it we meet Breakfast's sibling, Lunch.

[@Defectum138]

K.G. Drake don’t forget his evil twin, Brunch, or their parents, Dinner and Dessert.

[@mjfan8704]

What about his cousin, Snack?

[@Defectum138]

MJ Fan, no, Snack is a deadly mercenary out to get ‘em!

[@evilspeak5702]

Apparently there is a sequel, not sure of the title but it's about Breakfast visiting his girlfriend Tiffany at her home.

[@rigatonipasta]

No.... that was a very bad joke.

[@mossomness]

In high school, my group of friends would rent this from Blockbuster repeatedly. Pretty much whenever we heard someone hadn't seen it yet, we'd go and rent it to show it to them. And since this is the worst movie ever, it was always available to rent. The scene you showed at the beginning with the guy's glasses moving up and down was always my favorite moment.

[@angiebeaudoin9926]

Theres only 5 people who I heard names of in the movie -DJ double-cut master slice-em up dice-em up OG so nice J-nice -Breakfast -Sarah -Hobo 1 -Hobo 2

[@MrLego3160]

You didn't hear their names "in" the movie.

[@DeanL6_]

MrLego3160 I heard Sarah clear as day honestly

[@eddiedingle767]

@@MrLego3160 well DJ double cut Master slice-em-up dice-em-up OG so nice J-nice and Breakfast Were easy to hear

[@cringechannel1071]

Theres also breakfast

[@ikoandreas5085]

@@cringechannel1071 he said

[@wesley2936]

*kills family* *comes back In 13 years to revenge family deaths*

[@andressotil4671]

Step 3: profit??

[@SrTrevimoh]

So he’s just gonna kill himself again????

[@sapomercador7257]

@@SrTrevimohImagine you hear a shoot coming from the house of dead guy, them u follow the sound and find a guy in the ground with a shotgun and he dessapears, you trie to discover who the hell is this guy and you find out that he kill's himself every 13 years and its his sole proporse as a revenge ghost.

[@phungphuong8350]

SapoMercador My reaction would be to chatise myself because of how stupid i am to follow a gun sound. Is my imaginary self suicidal ??

[@sapomercador7257]

@@phungphuong8350Yes

[@Annatar_the_admirable]

Most people apparently are unable to understand the subtle brilliance of Axe 'Em. Consider, if you will, the poignant irony of white guy being killed by a phone, the very object he was searching for. Truly a masterpiece of writing!

[@mikemike-lu1so]

I don't know if this comment was supposed to be a joke. But that's honestly pretty cool to me.

[@cheesecake3036]

To be fair you need to have a very high iq to understand Axe 'Em. The horror is very subtle and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics, many of the scares will go over a normal viewer's head.

[@enter_name1291]

I’m just not able to understand what they say in the movie

[@cloud1707]

No one's talking about how the second worst movie is titled potato salad

[@unknownflickz1289]

Cause potato salad is the worst thing mankind has ever created

[@drakep.5857]

@@unknownflickz1289 don't do potato salad like that

[@unknownflickz1289]

@@drakep.5857 i mean i hate it

[@deadaccount6616]

I haven’t seen that movie but I just know for a fact that movie is better then the abomination, Ax Em, in virtually every way.

[@Alex-id5im]

There’s a MadTV skit about a serial killer that kills with poisoned potato salad. Did they spoof the movie or was the skit inspiration for the movie?

[@belasstrongestwarrior]

"Black Panther is the movie that unifies the Black community" Have you ever even seen Ax-Em?

[@belasstrongestwarrior]

I am almost sure a good quality version of this Movie. And that they scuffed it and fucking lost it.

[@user-oo3iy3nt1i]

Halter Veri Vonitria Nah this ain’t it

[@Kobaford]

@From a Bicycle seat You know, you could've just said "I don't know" and saved both you and Luc some time

[@onyinye8459]

RIP

[@EggsyTheVideographer]

Nah we don't want it give us Blade and Black Panther back lmao

[@charliedawson6318]

Breakfast only knows three things. 1. The Cars broken down 2. This is a horror film 3. He's black.

[@americafuckyeah4520]

4. Homie don't play dat

[@araeswhiteflag]

wow. screenshotted for pure gold

[@Lh0000]

I think breakfast actually lived....

[@ang1692]

5. Bet he won’t catch my black ass

[@diegotm6520]

5. Joe doesn't share food

[@chronovac]

Best last words in a horror movie: "Haaaaawww shit!"

[@oddeyes9413]

Its memeable. Like Samuel L. Jackson's *Motherf-* in the stinger of Infinity War.😑

[@Bluetheartist]

*HERE COMES PAC-MAN*

[@mitchnmavstudios8286]

kittehdrawrs Here we go again

[@victoryarn4381]

Please.don't kill me. I'm terrified as you can tell by the tone of my voice. It doesn't sound like being killed is like slight inconvienience for me.aaaaaaaa...

[@turtleflipper9935]

"ask them" a film starring black people.....

[@shadowplayzyt6132]

I died at the beging when his glasses went up and down.

[@EdgyZiggy]

So did he

[@richmorrison6367]

@@EdgyZiggy lmao fax

[@cassiyahsmith9940]

That clip had me on my neck 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@x_Fr0stee_x]

Woah u died at the beging?

[@kathleengleason9805]

He looked like Urkel lol

[@Nuclear_Gandhi]

Is this one of those "I forced a robot to watch horror movies and this is the script it made" things?

[@mystickid5672]

Nah, not good enought

[@datdamnkez]

That's actually a good concept for a video

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Those are fakes. There aren't robots that can do that.

[@logopolizer7602]

Wen BluePirate I don't know, Tom Servo could probably make something this bad.

[@julielove4evr]

@@wenbluepirate3954 There actually are. Not very well, but it is possible. You give them pieces of writing and they learn from it to try and form sentences of their own. It almost never makes a coherent story, but it's still cool to watch

[@zWraithh]

"After arriving home, He took a shotgun And killed his wife and Kids. Then is mean man Killed himself." Mean man bad

[@stormdoesgaming8919]

No he mean

[@thespoderjedi8079]

But why He mean?

[@crazyolben_]

Spoder Jedi cause he meaner man

[@akuljamwal3085]

He average

[@angryboi595]

He is a mean man

[@skipropemcgee3356]

Why would he revenge ( avenge ) the family deaths... HE CAUSED!!!

[@kaylandra]

I KNOW I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO

[@PPinho2711]

I was also wondering that…

[@roojackaroo8517]

@@PPinho2711 why did you say it twice?

[@gruskek]

This is what wiki says: "Years ago Harry Mason's father brutally killed his entire family and Harry's body was never found. Flash forward to the present, where several of Harry's now-teenaged childhood friends decide to get together for a weekend retreat in the forest. What they're unaware of is that Harry didn't die, but is actually wandering the forest with the intent to murder all of his friends." When you look at the opening text again they actually mean Harry looking for revenge not the dad who killed his family himself looking for it.

[@insick8079]

@@gruskek that makes it a little bit better but why does he want to kill his friends? Killing anything that moves, alright but purposely killing his friends what reason is there? Oh I forgot it's probably in the dialogue.

[@TheRelentlessKnight]

I checked the IMDB reviews and seen this comment from 2003: "I hated this movie. I got a headache just watching it. My dad bought it for me for my birthday and I didn't even watch the whole thing. It didn't fit my screen, it look like a movie my friends and I would make. This movie is a waste of time and money."

[@bogzbiny]

Imagine being excited about your birthday present and your dad hands you this on VHS.

[@megkrish7568]

@@bogzbiny Great dad teaching his son valuable life lessons.

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Who´s the terrible father who bought this shit for his son´s birthday?

[@johnp.smithasimpleman7281]

Who TF gives this to his son for his birthday? Out of EVERY movie in the world. Poor kid

[@mynameissarah5117]

Damn that person's dad hated them

[@grodcoyote6635]

you didn't even mention how the injured guy TWIRLS over the dead guys corpse at 10:52

[@mikemike-lu1so]

😂

[@thatboy_flamez]

The G Podcast PSVR/PS4 Reviews I was waiting for the rest of the video for him to mention that

[@meganintenbro]

The "We are out of GAS!" gets me everytime because its like the first thing you can truly hear from a character in the movie

[@Mohamad-m7md]

Actually no

[@eddiedingle767]

The MegaNintenBro hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, shit

[@finalcut612]

IMDB has one quote for this movie: Breakfast : I'm running back to Baltimore! [starts running]

[@TheAirBear2000]

@Samasaurus Well, yes. Literally.

[@viddork]

So, it's confirmed his name actually is Breakfast? Also, the guy who stays with the car might be Darren or something like that.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Damn I need to put "they ain't killing my black ass" or whatever it was on there

[@DrRAZI99]

@Samasaurus huh ?!

[@kaosfan1182]

"He uses literally everything but an axe!" Why did that make me laugh so hard?

[@Devin-qq6fd]

"Gun shot"

[@richardwhite8276]

Because the gun part came out of nowhere and I was dying laughing

[@noneednoname]

@@richardwhite8276 bro homie literally just said fuck it and started blasting lmao

[@interstellar3167]

I started crying when I seen him pull out a gun

[@danielmanning2319]

When he pulled out the gun I actually doubled over laughing

[@dalandser562]

Legend has it Breakfast had a cousin Brunch that always was a couple hours late for everything...

[@ces-gp]

Nice one! 😂

[@cocothesocialist3690]

dad joke lol 😂😂

[@ij8961]

late to his own funeral?

[@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets]

And his uncle got the nickname "Midnight Snack" for coming into his room at night and doing things to him he refuses to talk about to this day.

[@leomorris7573]

i need someone to review this movie like all the bad decisions were intentional "you see the lack of named characters shows that the audience itself is the main character"

[@nickj.648]

Leo Morris The Pipe Strip...

[@Sun-cg6lv]

Leo Morris 😂😂😂

[@softestshade7813]

The lack of comprehensible lines shows us a view from the killer's perspective. To him, the world doesn't make sense, therefore, the characters themselves and the world around them wouldn't make sense either. It's brilliant, really.

[@TyrDrum]

"the inconsistent and poor camera quality, is intentional, it represents that of real life events being captured on different devices"

[@charmandyorton006]

Leo Morris Oh, you mean like Reader Response Theory?

[@Mr.Smiley_J]

10:52 they freak out when the dead guy flops in through the door. The guy with gash on his arm is in the way of the shot, leaps over the dead guy, spins in midair to land and continue freaking out. Golden.

[@lava200]

Nice catch!

[@mrmusickhimself]

Super Mario World Spinjump

[@Parhelion2]

That awkward moment when Marcus's critique of a bad movie perfectly describes your quarantine lifestyle: "You just woke up though. Why'd everyone go back to bed?"

[@RetardedNConfused]

Always has been mine

[@Guest_-it3yw]

Ax'em walked so Get Out could run

[@kaystarlo]

YES

[@EggsyTheVideographer]

more like it crawled so get out could FLY

[@snailofkale]

Ax em didn’t even move bro

[@snailofkale]

@One Happy Boi bro I know.

[@DarwinskiYT]

More like tripped down multiple flights of stairs

[@jirenjoestar3665]

The old guy just going "Ah, shit" got me lmao

[@scremmy_draws]

Jiren Joestar same

[@PrincessArielAngel]

lol same

[@jdrobinson3468]

That was the best part of the whole movie.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..]

"AhHh s h e t"

[@purpledeadguy666]

“Not again!”

[@egeaksu5609]

I just checked the IMDB page of this movie and it's estimated that the budget was 650 bucks.

[@IzayaLee1725]

650 is too much

[@IzayaLee1725]

@MysteryMan420 they must have spent it on that sick dj

[@sebastiangonzales46]

@MysteryMan420😂😂😂

[@ajzeg01]

Who Killed Captain Alex cost $200 and it’s better than this!

[@wizzzer1337]

must have been the weed

[@thepeopleonthecouch2928]

Everyone: *complains that the black guy always dies first in horror movies* Mfume: *slow chuckle*

[@lukestrauss6224]

Lmao

[@kaiserproductions1278]

Don't you mean Mfume "Mfume"?

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@kaiserproductions1278 no, “Mfumay” Mfume

[@mona2974]

this feels like a film made by one of those A.I learning programs

[@BitchChill]

Weeb

[@neptuneex_]

don't say that to my a.i buddies, you'd bet if you gave an a.i enough resources about directing, screenwriting and shit, it would do an much better job.

[@lzylay]

Fax

[@the_Googie]

if ai made a movie it would probably be the most generic (duh) type of hollywood marvel movie ever made but AXE 'EM, is a masterpiece that could only have been made by the creative spirit of its creators. An AI couldnt recreate this tomfoolery

[@benchyeller]

Sadly learning what most of these AI generated stuff has been made recently, this was only made by human hands and vision

[@finn9401]

Imagine someone having to create subtitles for this

[@popstarchamp]

I'd just make stuff up at random. It'd probably still be more coherent.

[@maxcowley4353]

I'm imagining some Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits type shit going on

[@cloutbenis9371]

I can imagine most of it being “???”

[@katymoore4678]

Did someone say Ghost Stories reboot.

[@kitkatkittyidk4427]

Yo duh Stories I’m pretty sure your face profile is a good example

[@devanbarrios9216]

DJ DOUBLE-CUT MASTER SLICE-EM UP DICE-EM UP OG SO NICE J-NICE IN THE HOUSE!!!

[@MidnightSt]

"Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck" ...done. This one totally justified the existence of the whole movie. We can turn it off now knowing that it's been worth of being made.

[@franckj.]

"Yo mama so dumb she studied all night for a blood test" sealed the deal for me. Definitly can't say that movie is devoid of talent.

[@GryphonICD]

Wait, he killed his family, and then returns for revenge....but....wouldn't that just be "I am resurrected, now to kill myself *bang* Roll credits."

[@mrmediocre3462]

GryphonICD would be great at cinemasins

[@Valleyraven007]

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw that, I was like wait wtf this makes no sense lmao

[@barbaragordon429]

I would name my first born “Breakfast”.

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Zero Creepypasta 2nd Lunch, 3rd Dinner

[@laika6661]

Don’t forget Dessert

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Laika dessert would be the mistake child

[@mrbeastfanboy1749]

plz don't

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Brunch would also be the half sibling

[@agirlnamedbrett.]

'ahhh SHIIIIT' lol best reaction to being murdered ever.

[@Lawnschiclettooth]

This isn’t the worst horror movie ever made. It’s the greatest comedy of our times.

[@eiRagnaRok]

"Ooooh shit" Best last words ever

[@devinthierault]

There's a movie called Thankskilling a where a turkey murders a topless pilgrim yelling nice tits bitch. Think about that.

[@BigMac87963]

The editing on this video is better than the editing on this movie. How often do you get to say that?

[@ShifuCareaga]

every "worst of the worst" even the one shot in camcorder.

[@abramsullivan7764]

A shit ton of time my man

[@cyberswiper6317]

Maybe the movie cost £200 to make XD

[@Ziadgames-js4vm]

the art of editing is lost

[@dio1651]

$4 on editing

[@cascade1460]

This movie was funnier than most movies I watched which tried to be funny. 10/10

[@wrytard3876]

Tolga ermiş aha türk var!

[@justyouraverageblackstar3672]

Dad: Hey kids, come down to eat Breakfast guy named “Breakfast”: 👁👄👁

[@noahsherwood2445]

"Ain't gonna catch my black ass" had me wheezing.

[@angelfilms4886]

Same XD XD

[@PrincessArielAngel]

lol sameee

[@williammccoy1454]

Same

[@erinrose14]

🤣

[@richardwhite8276]

Same 🤣🤣🤣

[@IronicallyAlive]

"they all run in different directions" yeah that not bad , that way the bad guy has to decided who to kill and some of them can get out alive and get help. "Axe'em can teleport" Oh nvm then.

[@asteroidalassassin6949]

This feels like some movie that the director just made for their friends and family

[@the_monarch2172]

their

[@angelfilms4886]

@sasuke uchiha I understood that reference XD

[@MrDoomroom]

Jesus he doesn't like his family at all or his friends if he make this for them

[@michaeledwards6683]

MrDoomroom bro, he must LOVE his family and friends to give them such a masterpiece. this movie is perfect for getting together with the homies on a friday night and reminiscing over. thinking about it makes me nostalgic for when i made ACID in high school and we all gathered around the tv to watch it.

[@TheRealTact]

@@michaeledwards6683 😐

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

I have 2 theories about the wrong death date in grandma's dedication - the director was able to forsee his grandma's death and just knew in advance that she would die in 1993. Or he was planning on doing her in because the life insurance policy would run out in 1993. I could see it going either way 🤷‍♀️

[@MasterJunior93]

That just makes it more mysterious, like Michael "Mfumay" Mfume was either a prophet, or a calculated serial killer. 😨

[@lvly5357]

Breakfast is the most realistic character 😭 I’m not walking into a creepy house either

[@VSGhostface]

are we gonna talk about how you watched this 3 times and lived to tell the tale???!

[@TheRoflcer]

Cosmonaut didn't survive. He did get better though.

[@megkrish7568]

His sacrifice is acknowledged. Someone should give him an award

[@travisscottburber5719]

Laughter is the best medicine

[@willo90li]

@@travisscottburber5719 You are absolutely sir, it's really contagious too

[@travisscottburber5719]

@@willo90li Yes Fortnite is pretty contagious too and kinda cringe

[@IsabellaaaRider]

“WE ARE OUT OF GAS, BREAKFAST!!!” -Pissed Driver

[@heathc148]

DJ 28 STAB WOUNDS!

[@LtheOriginal]

This film looks like something a film school student would make, and then get an F for it.

[@jeremyross9698]

Or just straight up get expelled for.

[@MundiaLizm]

The, 'DJ Slice 'Em Up, Dice 'Em Up' bit, including the text, editing, music, and skeleton dab, demonstrates why I love this channel. You're a God among men, Marcus.

[@tadsonxd9679]

do u know name of the music that he used the?. You know this bass boosted thing.

[@abramsullivan7764]

Yeah well his job is to shit on everyone else's fun.

[@kaylandra]

factss

[@24FramesOfNick]

Well let’s Ax Em a question am I right

[@davisthegamelord]

No...just no

[@lalosomekid]

I'm fucking done

[@NJOverclocked]

That's what my mom says... Shitty New York accents man

[@abramsullivan7764]

Ha

[@IzayaLee1725]

Buda Chss

[@JoeyDoesStuff1120]

The guy who directed this movie is also produced and wrote this movie and also he acted in this movie as the main character Isn't that just great?

[@darrelsam419]

The best kind of bad movies.

[@dragoxk4542]

Who tf is the main character

[@JoeyDoesStuff1120]

@@dragoxk4542 i don't know who (because the audio is shit) But imdb said that the main character is the director

[@oddeyes9413]

Excuse me: 😶😑😞🤔😳👉 *YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!* there ya go.

[@JoeyDoesStuff1120]

@Rachel Reviews I don't think that's he's the killer, but I think the one who's wearing the blue jacket is the main character

[@drazlet]

If you go to the Wikipedia page for this, they have a Plot section...that’s entirely blank.

[@axelnilsson5124]

That’s not unusual

[@l_rob420]

He murders his family, then goes out to avenge the deaths he himself caused? *aight bruh go ahead*

[@battelmember4912]

That's the reason he killed himself

[@sbrown23c]

*revenge the deaths ... lol

[@userloser4553]

I like your profile pic

[@cookiesnugglez7318]

No he revenged them stupid

[@CreativeName796]

Oh yeah this is big brain time

[@RollTide1987]

*Car breaks really hard* "We're out of gas!"

[@yuoma]

Tell me you wouldn’t love Axem announced in the first DLC pack for the next Mortal Kombat.

[@theonefromperu]

He'd flail his arms around and instantly decapitate his opponent without actually touching them. *BRUTALITY*

[@elijah3370]

Or Dead by Daylight.

[@willymotley819]

Petition 👀

[@Danny___Riot]

Dude, I saw this movie back in like 98. My best friend and I saw it after we got it from blockbuster and we laughed the entire time. The only thing I remembered from the film was the phone kill and “Ooooh Shit ooooh Shit” double take. I’ve actually been saying “oh shit” twice just like in the movie, forever and forgot years ago why I said it like that, but now I remember! This movie had us laughing our asses off!

[@splints]

[@TheElectricCheeseProductions22]

HOW THE HELL COULD YOU SIT THROUGH THIS 3 TIMES

[@thomasbaron5367]

a lot of alcohol lol

[@Mohamad-m7md]

The Electric Cheese Productions He didn’t say that he just said he saw the movie with 3 viewings

[@de132]

He's crazy.

[@jimphoenix494]

Self-spite

[@maladjustedmaverick6619]

His name is BREAKFAST?! Okay, that's when I officially lost it and started laughing out loud.

[@carybeweary7209]

You,sir or ma'am, have a steel resolve. I was laughing from the 1st clip and it's horrible audio.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I'm definitely naming a character Breakfast in my next script. Just for the hell of it.

[@5H4D0W-TP]

Worst Horror Movie? *Or contender for Best Comedy?*

[@carybeweary7209]

It's both

[@lexiconproductions4131]

My theory: someone attempting to do literally everything wrong when making a movie. And succeeding. A masterpiece in the same vain as dark place itself.

[@loverbxyyy]

DJ Double-Cut Master Slice em Up Dice em Up OG So Nice J-nice...and Breakfast

[@RuizIV]

Don't forget Breakfast

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

I wanna hear that mixtape!

[@ShogunKintaro]

"DJ Slice em up dice em up OG" brilliant

[@tatersalad76]

I know what I'm changing my profile name to lol

[@GEORGEMEISTERFTW]

@@tatersalad76 you will be a god if you do

[@strahinjagov]

This makes The Room seem like an Academy award winning masterpiece

[@names7278]

strahinjagov was the room ever NOT an academy award winning masterpiece?

[@strahinjagov]

@@names7278 good point Haha

[@troodon1096]

Say what you want about The Room, but... In The Room: you know the character's names, you can hear what they're saying, and you can see what they're doing. As stupid as the story is... it at least has one. So yeah, The Room beats this movie, if only on the level of technical competence.

[@strahinjagov]

@@troodon1096 exactly my point lol

[@infiniteflames3974]

yOu ARe TeAriNG mE ApArT LiZA

[@jasdanvm3845]

11:28 Dude is screaming directly In the camera... Now if you don't find that funny, I just...

[@D_Fyre]

"My group of friends are so wild and hilarious! I bet if I pointed a camera at them, I'd get some real gold. I know! I'll shoot a horror movie and just have my friends do their thing. It'll be super realistic! Jamar is real good at special effects, too. He could make some dope ass death scenes for me. How hard can making a movie be?"

[@D_Fyre]

@Sternia Hoenheim LOL

[@zaydkhan6703]

@Sternia Hoenheim u upset?

[@D_Fyre]

@@zaydkhan6703 I think we found the director! lol

[@zaydkhan6703]

@@D_Fyre lmao he's gotta protect his masterpiece

[@readmarx420]

I actually think I could make a better movie. Practice editing and use a damn microphone and its already be better. At least then i could understand what they say.

[@logariuswheels5244]

Mad respect to Marcus for watching this piece of shit THREE TIMES

[@gluteusmaximus8881]

Yusko R.I.P Marcus "MarcusTurner" Turner

[@IceCreamCake96]

He’s the ultimate masochist

[@brutefarce1593]

Not sure why he would do such a horrible thing to himself.

[@bwill123]

@@brutefarce1593 Because most heroes are selfless.

[@sayedaamina1072]

That's like 3 hours and 30 minutes of torture

[@theTastiestNacho]

And now opening Cochella 2k19!! It's DJ Double Cut Master Slice-Em Up Dice-Em Up OG So Nice J-Nice!!

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

*beat drops* *skeleton dabs*

[@DDub04]

This looks and feels like a lost media creepypasta, just extremely cursed because of how low quality it is

[@jg1404]

I want a Breakfast funko pop now

[@aix21ae]

J G I can’t breathe

[@smarrkidd5538]

Fuck that I want to DJ slice um up dice um up Funko pop

[@victorgarcia2713]

I hope we get an Axe Em funko pop, and there can be multiple versions with different weapons, but none can have an ax

[@smarrkidd5538]

@@victorgarcia2713 yes

[@bastionunitb7388]

I love how who killed Capitan alex, a movie with a budget of no money, shot in a litiral war zone with no actors or directors with official training or education somehow looks so much better than this. WKCA has better video quality, audio quality, acting, story and stunts than this. HOW??

[@erikaeric8313]

Bastion Unit B73 Uganda isn’t a war zone my guy... it’s a developing country. My god do all white people think all African countries are at war?

[@thechair124567]

@@erikaeric8313 it was when the movie was filmed

[@Aplesedjr]

Angie Willson I like that you countered a statement you think was racist, when it actually wasn’t, with another racist statement.

[@kintamas4425]

Angie Willson what made you think the original post maker was a white person? Aren’t you projecting?

[@julielove4evr]

@Miasma How about instead of calling an argument a straw man, you actually counter it? Dismissing it as baseless is something you should not do in an argument, as it just pisses everyone off and accomplishes nothing.

[@slimmachado5405]

Forget Black Panther,this is the greatest all black movie ever made.

[@courtneywilliams6576]

@Sternia Hoenheim boy shut up

[@slimmachado5405]

The League Of Tryhards TM There were 2 white characters in Black Panther and that’s still considered an all black movie.So what’s your point?

[@dreamquesttv]

@@thehammer9407 I think "Friend of Breakfast" was actually his character's name.

[@neine999]

@Lazar Sreckovic who killed captain alex is clearly superior! It has Supah Fightas!

[@bradyberry2777]

That joke would be good if Black Panther was a good movie. ;)

[@JefferyBlue]

10:33 Did you just call that man Pootie Tang. Man, there's a movie I haven't seen in a hot minute.

[@ps2gamer350]

God bless ur soul for finding the worst movies ever

[@ironladyerimuth]

Ps2 Gamer BOI WHY DAFUQ YOU ON PS2????

[@ironladyerimuth]

Ludens Decima NOOOOO, REALLY?

[@gamingsoups]

@@ironladyerimuth cuz ps2 has pretty good games

[@jay96yagami27]

There are worse movies than this, at least its ironically funny

[@bassgod47]

If you like this, check out Red Letter Media. They may scratch that terrible movie itch

[@Trollificusv2]

Wow. Quite a find. Also, my son once tripped from a standing still position, but he was like, 5, and very excitable. We just figured his tiny little brain entertained conflicting ideas of where to go, and each leg got one of them. Then he just fell over. Kind of like the blue sweater chick.

[@ajaxlewis7664]

He sounds... special...

[@jonathanwilliams1271]

Well she tripped like four times in a row, she apparently has the walking capacity of Joe Biden

[@cartooncritique6625]

1:02 Dear god! Just this opening text...IT HURTS!! Did nobody bother to proofread this mess?!

[@jesseperry9602]

I'll never be able to thank you enough for showing me that this movie exists. I so want to believe it was a real effort, and wasn't intentionally made this poorly.

[@zek3518]

Lol I'm suprised wikipedia even has a page on this Edit: The estimated budget according to IMdB is $650

[@evildead6654]

With 650 dollars they could've still made something better than this

[@seanjohn2312]

Horror are pretty cheap to make. If you have the skill and equipment.

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@seanjohn2312 this movie clearly doesn’t have either.

[@scoutman66]

@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ I'm sure this movie was made because the producer was hanging around with his mate and his mate put up a 50 dollar bet that he couldn't produce a horror movie

[@_somerandomguyontheinternet_]

@@scoutman66 -$600 profit?

[@jacobb.9181]

"I can't believe this, I've never been in no situation like this before, no man chasin me with axe man, nobody come kill us..."

[@americafuckyeah4520]

Most profound movie quote. So many layers.

[@atomato5989]

Calling it hot garbage sounds like it's some regular low-budget horror film that's mediocre and can be background noise. No no no, Ax 'em is soooo much worse.

[@isaacbryce2748]

What if the script for this movie was actually one of the most gripping narratives ever put to paper...but NO ONE will know.

[@Moshuun]

Aawwwhh.. shit!

[@Chuked]

Ayeeeee man

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

@@Chuked *HELLO THERE!*

[@codymccoy3480]

"Happy smelloween, boys and kids." Best thing I've ever heard

[@soup3339]

The only thing You can hear

[@crunchy1547]

Boys and kids

[@RallenCaptura]

@@crunchy1547 I didn't even hear it in the video but just reading this killed me!

[@althealligator1467]

*Let's be honest here this IS a horror movie, imagine this:* It's a cold night in 1992. You decide you're going to watch a good ole' horror movie, and you ask your friend to go see it with you. Expecting a nice social hour or so he invites all of his family. When you get to the cinema, you look at all the horror movies. There's only one; Ax 'em. Not expecting internally crying from shame, you enter the theater...

[@abramsullivan7764]

Honestly if I pick a horror movie it would set during Christmas I'm manly mainly referring to Bob Clark's Black Christmas (1974) the first slasher film in the genera.

[@calebdickerson2003]

Abram Sullivan also the best slasher in my opinion

[@iataamaral289]

12:20 By the way the old man was killed with an ax, so then Ax 'Em decided to leave his ax on the old man corpse and had to use other weapons to kill the rest of the group... obviously

[@aaronfernandes3525]

Hey I got 50 bucks let's go to McDonald's. No let's make a movie. Lol

[@nolanc9432]

Mcheetah yeah it actually is

[@crunchy1547]

They could’ve went early and got some _breakfast_

[@kosakukawajiri16]

crunchy I have to give you a like

[@crunchy1547]

Joker thanks

[@qupjproductions2723]

How do you spend $50 at McDonalds

[@aimeewilson6682]

Michael Mfumay vs Christopher Nolan, who will win the best director award??

[@cassualtea2040]

its Tommy Wiseau

[@edmontonboy99]

Man it’s tough, with Christopher Nolan being known for using practical effects for most of his movies, developing suspense, good characters with great actors, has some amazing ideas that are executed really well, and has some good sense of humour that goes along with it all. I think I’ll go with Mfumay.

[@diegomeringer3953]

Michael (Mfumay) Mfume

[@bayleymalloy2633]

The director including his grandma's date of death at the end of the film wasn't a mistake, it was a message. He most likely killed his grandma in that year. Truly scary.

[@cracka4961]

only scary part of the movie

[@NGEvangeliman]

spoopy

[@cooldude2251]

or he lied about it LOL how can people be so dumb???

[@aliteralhorse5023]

Maybe he was axem all along?

[@extraplain2412]

Bloody hell. This reads like a short story I wrote when I was high af.