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[@thespecialbroccoli6969]

Ralph thought the coat was gonna be an easy grab. But it ain’t no easy grab, they got T.

[@dandreperry2608]

The Special Broccoli actually laughed at this thanks lol

[@Hokaru11792]

Hah.

[@ThreeNinjaDucks]

The Special Broccoli i subbed to you for the name

[@Sehon13Ultd]

I don't get it

[@milkablemalenia8885]

you need to watch his video on sleepless to get the joke, and please do its an amazing joke @@Sehon13Ultd

[@milkksop]

Fun fact: I was sick the day this video came out. I was bed-bound with the flu, in a half-conscious state so I just decided to watch some movie reviews with autoplay on. After a few hours of sweating silently in my bed, I felt myself trying to doze off but I couldn't because I was so sick. Fast forward to this video coming on, and this was when I was barely awake. It was going fine. Then the #horror section of the video came on. It felt like I was having a fucking illness-induced seizure. I felt like I was having a panic attack and severe fever at the same time. I genuinely didn't think this was actually real until I woke up this morning and rewatched the video. Holy shit.

[@dirinc3478]

LuckyStoneDragon is it weird to piss blood?

[@CaptainDoesMinecraf1]

Oh lord

[@shinji2898]

Be careful

[@pleaseenteraname8211]

Edgy Veggie Nah you're alright as long as you don't feel the gay

[@dirinc3478]

Crippling Sadness and dank memes stuck a drill in my urethral

[@duartevader2101]

*_The Covenant is my Captain America: The Winter Soldier fanfiction._*

[@josepadilla1277]

its a masterpiece

[@exquisitecorpse__]

It's certainly homoerotic enough.

[@Matter-Dark]

I’d read that fanfic

[@KimonoSuki]

"homoerotic subtext" i feel like it stopped being "sub" text after the direct kiss on the mouth

[@josh.8104]

Domtext

[@EnderCorePL]

Bottomtext

[@JJ-cj2td]

The montages in #horror looks like the bowling animations.

[@hahn7549]

rich l'il frogg nigga LMFAO

[@JJ-cj2td]

Marcus Zyker nah man. I don't know if you've seen the animations on the score monitors in a bowling alley, but it's those animations I mean.

[@quinnzykir]

rich l'il frogg nigga no I have XD. I was just playing dumb

[@icupjoke1307]

Disabled people aren't physically or mentally disadvantaged, they are just in the awkward phase of ascending. I get it. Like when that disabled character in Batman vs Superman blew up his wheelchair, he was just ascending and as a result caused an explosion. It makes so much more sense now.

[@blueberrypoptart2424]

Don't reveal the secret! People need to think I'm weak before I ascend and fuck their shit.

[@artofcujo]

icup joke XD

[@droppodgamer8076]

It makes so much sense now

[@JohnSmith-op3qj]

Wait....a guy in a wheelchair blew up so he could ascend...? Ascension.....higher plane.....Great Ones.....Bloodborne..... Dude, Gehrman was in a wheelchair.

[@alexandermarier6847]

At least people with red-green colorblindness won't struggle to watch covenant

[@audiosurfarchive]

daaaaaaaaamn.gif

[@dangernoodle3343]

as a person with red green colorblindness i can confirm that i could indeed watch the covenant. 10/10 wouldnt add color again

[@Daytonawhite]

That's me.

[@scrollright4015]

People with blue-yellow colorblindness are SOL though

[@kato856]

This is when Disney planted Macon

[@herpderpitypurple73]

But he doesn't even shit on DC in this video

[@kato856]

@@herpderpitypurple73 Indeed, they made sure to send Macon when he wasn't reviewing a DC film to not look suspicious.

[@herpderpitypurple73]

@@kato856 Clever

[@Zangoose28]

Kamijou Shiina Like when he reviewed transformers. Macon was there

[@xtzyshuadog]

Investigate 311 The band?

[@HaldorMaximius]

"Dudes, she hasn't worn panties since she was 12." Whoever wrote the script needs a background check and every hard drive they own scanned.

[@lazognalazogna7083]

bitches always be leaving kiss-prints on all the bus seats

[@octogonsmuggler7235]

Lazogna Lazogna What kinda busses have you been in?

[@RinkoDinko]

Octogon Smuggler The right ones apparently

[@ismaciodismorphus3320]

Von_Sternberg i

[@ismaciodismorphus3320]

Von_Sternberg jj

[@Seboldaccount23]

The Covenant is just too smart for you Ralph

[@UkuleleVillain]

and too gay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Seboldaccount23]

It could never be too gay for Ralph

[@nolanwaymire7003]

I unironically loved The Covenant when I was in middle school. It was just the awesome edgy shit teenage me ate up.

[@AdonanS]

I just liked it for the powers.

[@miaouew]

Hah, GAY

[@user-zm4ro7yh4e]

I can imagine you with tour black makeup and dark clothing

[@bigstunna2049]

The story is mediocre but I still love it for the action scenes and the nostalgia. Tbh I just watched it yesterday since its getting close to Halloween

[@troytaylor5746]

Adonan the Stoic agreed

[@skelly1004]

Long story short, The Covenant is what happens when a bicurious filmographer reads too much Harry Potter and listens to too much My Chemical Romance.

[@captainnwalps6689]

"They're witches... don't quote me on that" Ralphthemoviemaker- 2017

[@handsomebrick]

They're Saiyans.

[@vyrothevirus5304]

*2012

[@samueljackson3512]

"Bitten by thousands of INSECTS like SPIDERS" "insects" "spiders" arrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhh No

[@grantwilliams2650]

Samuel Jackson shut upp

[@samueljackson3512]

Bro, Insects, Like SPIDERS sxjksahdwdjksj chsjdghwq lkcdjshs wpo;cl jnxb dfuck dcksajd alkdfjas

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

At least she wasn't torn apart by hundreds of Canines, like Cats.

[@yourmom9931]

Samuel Jackson neeeerd

[@admech590]

Spiders are not insects they form part chelicerata.

[@Tierdog]

welcome back to my favorite RTMM episode

[@MogusMasterSaikawa22]

me too adoihfs

[@violentaftervisions3849]

*Fun fact:* The Covenant was shipped to theaters under the code name, "Full Power".

[@alexzablah1455]

If only it was called Ascend!

[@rawrdino7046]

What was it ship as that

[@TheWRYYYYYYY]

RIP in piece, Michael "Baby Driver" Cera, my favorite video game reviewer.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

He has ascended.

[@mercilesscuttlefish]

"Covenant" is probably the closest we'll ever have to a big budget adaption of "My Immortal"

[@thrillcollectors]

“It’s as if she’s been bitten by hundreds of insects. Like spiders.” Thanks doc but I remember learning in the first grade that spiders are arachnids not insects.

[@zyala]

“Get Shane Dawson away from me” “Happier than an p*do in a daycare” These things have aged finer than wine 🍷

[@mariovsspongebob56536]

Yes, it has indeed

[@justTeysa]

The actor that played Baby in Baby Driver has also been accused of assaulting someone in their teens so double yikes

[@mariovsspongebob56536]

@@justTeysa really, holy shit.

[@justTeysa]

@@mariovsspongebob56536 Yup, it came to light during the big BLM protests so it was swept under the rug mostly but if you google it it comes up

[@VarinderBhandal]

"I'm happier than a pedophile in a daycare"- Ralph Sepe Jr. 2017

[@KelpDaJuice]

Varinder Bhandal you’re everywhere.

[@09RetsamEdalb]

You’re*

[@09RetsamEdalb]

Joshua Kelp. Juice well you didn’t.

[@09RetsamEdalb]

Get some grammar nigga.

[@zab6124]

Professor Cube fat poos fat lol

[@gemmerchant6029]

"That thing between your legs. It's like a penis, only smaller." this is probably the best line in the movie

[@williamtimonen6814]

Gem Merchant He says to a person who appearently is wearing pants.

[@vrapbrap]

Which is also one of the most overused lines of dialogue in movies with any sort of innuendo.

[@shapeofunnenjoyer9690]

Wow, he actually blew up a building for the outro. That's some dedication right there.

[@ojsimpson8426]

why is baby driver being so mean to sick boy

[@themcrib7920]

R.I.P. Ralph's Roommate's Nice Wooden Comb

[@elliechurnetski5752]

The McRib thanks, I appreciate it

[@themcrib7920]

Zach Churnetski Are you his roommate? Haha

[@elliechurnetski5752]

The McRib yuh

[@mamoose8383]

Zach Churnetski woah really?

[@themcrib7920]

Zach Churnetski Cool, hopefully you can find a good replacement

[@VarinderBhandal]

Ralph is my favourite black KZbinr.

[@baconstudios4996]

Varinder Bhandal same

[@mineturtleanimations2988]

Varinder Bhandal he’s a Barney

[@floodrunner_2042]

Varinder Bhandal what about Dunkey?

[@VarinderBhandal]

Floodrunner_ 20 He's from Puerto Rican descent.

[@bepisgarcia8290]

Varinder Bhandal mine is dunkey

[@heckingfurre863]

I think the story of DmC: Devil May Cry might've been inspired by the covenant

[@LikeADamnFIDDLE]

Most of the characters even looks like emo dante. The guy in the thumbnail looks like ben shapiro too.

[@Xpwnxage]

@@LikeADamnFIDDLE Could you imagine Ben Shapiro as a character in DMC?

[@ThomasWilson4]

I was definitely getting Devil May Cry 5 vibes, especially the three characters including V look eerily like this.

[@lifeisworthful7949]

Except DMC is actually good...

[@uh-oh5324]

I can't get over the fact that the dude in the thumbnail looks just like Ben Shapiro

[@liz_merr1003]

Own the libtards

[@expendableindigo9639]

Steven Crowder was an extra apparently.

[@worm3165]

With the power of facts and logic I have ascended

[@charlesstilesmysterydiners5475]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners. I've heard that you've had some hush consherns about your package. I've already releases the drone on the post man and have set up 31 cameras in the post office, 76 cameras in the mailbox, and 12 cameras in your package.

[@fireflocs]

You don't need 12 cameras to fully capture Ralph's tiny package.

[@averagesoul8256]

I love this meme to death.thxs for this lmao

[@PikminAnd]

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners *shush

[@flyingturtles6079]

Is the deliverer the mythical Iraqi food cart man?

[@wileymanful]

You fucking bitch, stealing my god damn name

[@Telic]

I'm glad you exist, Ralph.

[@DarkSideOfTheBrightSide]

Telic ever get your equipment back, man?

[@TheRareOn]

Oh hey Telic, any updat about the studio?

[@Telic]

Actually yeah, guys ill have an update video soon on my studio being replaced after the robbery. i got a few things replaced

[@LA_MALA_ORDINA]

Honestly I would like him but he's black so I can't watch him anymore.

[@DaVeganZombie]

The Covenant is just My Immortal without the dress up montages.

[@luckoftheirish8708]

This is possibly the most accurate comment I have ever read

[@joshuablackman1817]

When it really comes down to it, The Covenant is a movie about family.

[@johnjohnson7888]

And thats what's so powerful about it

[@robot2971]

vin diesel moment

[@creativeguy1martinez693]

@@robot2971 LMAOOO

[@agatea7679]

#horror felt like a fever dream and for the longest time i was convinced it wasn’t actually a real movie and i made it all up in my head

[@pepsicola4718]

agataa Same, I thought it was a purposefully bad movie comp CG film Ralph was trying to make a point about modernization with. But then I searched #horror and it was a real 2015 Movie.

[@josephduncan7561]

Same, first time I watched it was at an overnight sleepover at like 3:00 in the morning. Friends and i legit thought we were having a brain aneurysm watching it

[@DkCado]

Twilight fans rejoice, for now you can say "still a better love story than The Covenant"

[@42ndblaze43]

"Yaay our movie was better!" Yeah... But this is covenant? Right? Twilight fans:"SHUTUPHATER!!!!"

[@shakurburton9358]

Sorry, but ANYTHING is better than Twilight. Because there is nothing good about Twilight - and I'm not even a fan of the vampire mythos. I love seeing the vampire mythos get fucked with to make it more interesting - just NOT like Twilight.

[@JFairy189]

Shakur Burton Twilight had a good soundtrack and Anna Kendrick.

[@skywise8]

The fight scene in the last Twilight movie was enjoyable

[@alexzablah1455]

Shakur Burton Sorry bro but Twilight is hilariously bad and campy fun. I’m so glad it became a pop culture phenomenon even if Vampire Sucks and Breaking Wind exist because of the series.

[@revolvingdoorswhathaveidon2441]

I'm glad this is back i laughed my ass off to this few years ago

[@Nurse_Cipher]

Woah, WTH it is back!

[@flopgopple]

I feel like the whole "Macon" story is so specific that it's like... for... someone... like someone did exactly what Macon did in this video, and they know who they are.

[@AussieGuyGamer7]

Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo we will never know

[@gckbowers411]

It was me. I poisoned his son.

[@hannahjohnston3757]

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Looking back on this, it’s so specific like it HAS to be about someone

[@virginnocence]

When Macon is his only acknowledgement of his fans though, it comes off kinda shitty.

[@hannahjohnston3757]

Shayna C.S. True, but it’s important to keep in mind it’s a comedic exaggeration

[@teamjacob4eva]

no one hates the covenant more than Sebastian Stan

[@wiinterflowers4277]

At least Marvel HEAVILY improved his career!

[@cameronfrye8311]

Lmao I had a stroke when I first saw him in this shit show of a movie

[@seanbagel2977]

Crazy how Macon was a government agent the whole time

[@nejdalej]

Disney isn't the government :P

[@NinjaGodzilla]

​@nejdalej With how much they've changed US law, they might as well be

[@MistyDusker]

I found out on IMDB Steven Crowder was some extra in this movie. Weird thing to find just by chance.

[@TheZDerDer]

Dude, you're right😅

[@benharira1626]

Well we have to admit it a man with his intelligence probably will enjoy this piece of crap

[@HurricaneDDragon]

In The Covenant edginess is power. Literally the first thing they do is fly off the EDGE of a cliff.

[@gloriouscontent3538]

Stop watching Naruto, because it sucks and get job!

[@gloriouscontent3538]

@@TheCheesybeef 15:18 Ha, you called it.

[@bakedpancakes5054]

@@gloriouscontent3538 fuck off

[@ExodiaTheD1HATER]

@@bakedpancakes5054 hes right tho

[@sashka9399]

@@bakedpancakes5054 hes right tho

[@cornerman5586]

#Horror predicted Logan Pauls suicide forest video

[@liamgannon2345]

Cornerman just came here to say the same thing.

[@DAndreClyburn9982]

Cornerman I think I'm #woke now LMAOOOOO

[@1daboi100]

Cornerman Ralph: "who even likes and shares this kind of video" Apparently 500k Logan Paul fans.

[@bb-ih9hg]

I thought the same thing when he said "who would like and share that?" ehhhhhh

[@andrewmartin9649]

Darshan Raj åå

[@bloodyneptune]

Its fantastic to watch Sebastian Stan's (Bucky Barnes) reaction when interviewers bring this movie up. Its like he thinks if he just pretends he wasn't in this movie hard enough, it'll be true, and they're crushing his newly created reality.

[@percilenis8464]

The final fight in The Covenant is how Ben Shapiro imagines his arguments.

[@ismaelanzaldua7959]

Too funny, no wonder he always has that annoying smug look

[@actionjackson3522]

@Dorian Green But in cases where he talks to almost anyone else (except the people he pays and his family), it's just badly choreographed attempted murder.

[@franklinbadge1215]

@Dorian Green Ironic since he's the first to play the antisemitism card

[@breadslice9779]

Dorian Green are you the guy who wrote the covenant

[@OhElvira]

Dorian Green INCEL ALERT 🚨

[@premiumpickaxe3471]

Only edgy wizards use mops to fly

[@crepmoun7027]

PREMIUM PICKAXE only shotty writers call spiders "insects"

[@mk1k]

I use a swiffer sweeper to fly.

[@chiefjeefe424]

"To get a million views I'd kill a kid. Why not?" - Ralph Sepe

[@arandomperson8646]

fun fact: at 8:14 I legit thought that the transition was some joke terrible editing to parody the actual terrible editing

[@edortsoclumsy]

Lol

[@expendableindigo9639]

9:16

[@Bubblepoppin]

Thanks for unlisting this and other og uploads. Trolls remorse is definitely real but god damn these were good times

[@Purple-Popcorntm]

why'd he unlist all his videos?

[@Bubblepoppin]

Probably trolls remorse

[@littleregg3164]

​@Bubblepoppin why trolls remorse? Didn't seem like he was being hateful

[@justafork2642]

When your doctor doesn't know that spider are not insects, but arachnids.... honestly, if your doctor is that dumb the you don't have much a chance either way.

[@R0ck4x3]

Right, that was my thought too

[@Sidecutt3]

Missing one detail of information doesn't make a person dumb, we all have a lot of info in our heads that we get wrong all the time. And i don't think that piece of information would be that important for a doctor to know.

[@davidvillarrius6313]

To be fair, entomology and physiology are two different subjects.

[@justafork2642]

Sidecutt3 no sir, that is not a detail that is a simply fact most should know by highschool age. And how will you treat the world's most dangerous spider bite when you don't even know what spiders are 😂

[@justafork2642]

Sidecutt3 it is very important when he is trying to treat spider bites lol how will he treat a spider bite if he doesn't even know what a spider is?

[@Mutantgamer]

During an interview for Civil War, the Covenant was brought up by an interviewer and Sebastian Stan's reaction of regret was just priceless. I'm having trouble finding it though.

[@crayonorphanageincorporated]

If you do find it please link it.

[@Mutantgamer]

I've been trying without success :( Anthony Mackie was also present.

[@Mutantgamer]

I dont believe it, i actually found it LOL. It happens around 2mins into the interview. kzbin.info/www/bejne/hmrFoHeiYst9gaM

[@crayonorphanageincorporated]

Thanks

[@Hannabi98]

He even mouthed something like damnit and he looked so done XD. He is regretting his life choices. But he was still the best thing about that train wreck. Btw I don't know who is the blonde guy (the one who said:Harry Potter can kiss my ass) but I wanted to punch him so bad every time he was one screen.

[@honey-nut3834]

"I'm ascending." *epic music plays And everything around you explodes*

[@shockshotz]

i bursted out laughing when that shit happened

[@bigstunna2049]

That's some jojo type shit

[@captainham1511]

18:59 Man the live-action JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable movie really took some creative licenses.

[@toastcrumch]

Captain Ham CURAZY DIAMONDO

[@bigstunna2049]

Honestly the effects in the movie look equally dated to live action part 4

[@arkham7727]

I feel like you're slowly losing your mind with the more videos you make. Getting pissed off more, talking to yourself, fucking things up, I love it

[@timy9197]

He even made a new retarded fictional character

[@arkham7727]

Ti My Wait, Ralph is fictional?

[@mathphysicsnerd]

His face says *"NO"* but his armpits say "I'm Italian"

[@diavasmamevroxi]

im Greek and i thought everybody had the same armpits

[@Chibuns2309]

I used to watch the covenant all the time because I had a crush on Sebastian Stan

[@Oliviagarry69420]

The only valid reason to watch it!

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

That's why this is like the only Ralph video I avoid watching. 😆 cuz I avoid watching any media with Sebastian. I have to for my own sanity and focus on work. I developed an addiction to The Winter Soldier and Civil War. I haven't watched any Marvel movie after Civil War, can't let myself watch any media on it, or any media w/him. I don't know why I wrote this out but am I the only one that can't handle being a fan of things, can't handle obsession, and I just cut myself off. It's easier. I am a drug addict though, IDK if that makes it worse. 😂 Anyways, I can't finish this video before I end up relapsing and start rewatching Marvel trailers again lol.

[@escapefromtibet2530]

@@sorryifoldcomment8596 what the fuck

[@davidbrown7749]

When Macon ascends at the end it kills me every time

[@thepie193]

The Covenant= My immortal fanfic turned into a movie

[@androidinblack5291]

My Immortal as written by a guy who’s slightly more literate than Tara.

[@doggoboii]

Xianos only slightly

[@androidinblack5291]

Well, their story writing skills are almost identical.

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

I don't know...My immortal at least made me laugh. This one makes me sad.

[@cameronroy2129]

@@androidinblack5291 theres no way that was a guy

[@nrdzilla]

"Who would watch a video about a dead person?" I dunno, but Logan Paul and his friends thought something similarly dumb...

[@LA_MALA_ORDINA]

Too soon...

[@scienceandmusic4295]

Brian Aguilar Still alive... yay

[@Leechwife]

If only the video was about Logan himself..

[@Leechwife]

@Christopher Marlowe Wow. You think he was mistreated? The national moronic rich douchebag didn't get his chance because people didn't get his way of making "art"?

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

That #horror opening gave me brain damage.

[@mcant17]

He called out Shane Dawson two years ago haha

[@user-ge6dh3oo8k]

my exact thought haha

[@babel6391]

Wow I almost cut myself on that edge there.

[@wompwomp9946]

I was Ralph's age when this movie came out lol the 2000's edginess is off the charts

[@dawsonbrannan9977]

The 2000s was also known for using an uncomfortable amount of wide-angle lenses in their movies.

[@jetfan925]

I was 14 when this came out.

[@eartianwerewolf]

I was too lol!

[@b_sway]

The title sequence of #horror is 100% a rip-off of Enter The Void Edit: I commented this before he mentioned Enter The Void about 10 seconds later. RIP

[@bremulate5318]

Imagine Ralph in 10 years being a big Hollywood director and you add 2 sugars instead of 3 into his coffee. Then remember the first 2 minutes of this video.

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

(sees moist naked men) *I M A S C E N D I N G*

[@clan741]

Doctor Dank i

[@jacobmould1576]

The Covenant feels like a movie adaptation of that bad Harry Potter fanfic, "My Immortal"

[@murciadoxial8056]

It also feels like a DCEU movie prototype

[@knshinn2]

'...that bad Harry Potter fanfic...' In other words - Harry Potter....OHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[@balabanasireti]

@@knshinn2 Nah.

[@e.t4635]

Jacob Mould shooting angrily

[@joef9942]

You mean the amazing, ahead of its time fanfic, “my immortal”

[@CrystalFlames]

how dare u, discount taylor lautner is steven strait, who was warren peace in the iconic masterpiece sky high

[@kayhaven4710]

Solyn Cassia omg that was a great flick! Right up there with Lemonade Mouth!

[@escapefromtibet2530]

He's also Holden in The Expanse. Great show

[@kwdblade4683]

Ralph filming interactions with himself has more emotional weight than about 90% of the performances he reviews.

[@zparty4543]

I'm sorry I can't watch your channel anymore there wasn't enough edge

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

Zparty4 said No one ever

[@Mattytime]

Suddenly I am overwhelmed by your resemblance to Michael Cera.

[@FigurativeSandwich]

He really wants to be the Baby Driver but we all know he's just Evan from SuperBad. And we love him for it.

[@IsaiahINRI]

Mattytime no stop i hate michael cera

[@CloudyWeather85]

I always thought he looked and sounded like an older Tom Holland (from spiderman).

[@georgemills-burrows7052]

Figurative Sandwich hey, Michael Cera banged Aubrey Plaza

[@cole5953]

Mattytime he doesn't look like that guy at all. He looks like the older dude from stranger things.

[@yozoba]

we're so back

[@mr.undeadassassin4969]

We're back??? Yo???

[@robertayala2152]

RIP: Ralph's roommates comb

[@lampini]

I remember I was in a fight once and I was getting my ass handed to me. But then...... I ASCENDED

[@androidinblack5291]

*Edgy Rock Music™*

[@112523]

asscended one might say

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

You actually do look sorta like Ansel Elgort.

[@meowwaffles6040]

"It's almost as if she'd been bitten by hundreds of insects. Like spiders, which are arachnids and not six-legged insects at all"

[@thegrandwizard1700]

The most scary part was I think at the end of the movie Charles Stiles released the drone.

[@void_4871]

ShadowBlade :6 thirty-four cameras have been installed in the drone area

[@thegrandwizard1700]

Mai El Taweel it might even be more than that

[@WWJimbo]

#Horror looks like those parody horror movies you see in actual horror movies.

[@Wakeman8791]

"Staring down at your leapster" killed me

[@funyunonion37732]

Ralph: 9:50 Me: *Checks Views* Me: Ralph... what did you do?

[@CatacombD]

I had forgotten I'd seen the covenant until halfway through the review, when I heard the, "That girl hasn't worn panties since...." line. That's a line that sticks with you.

[@murciadoxial8056]

the only thing I remember about that movie is that particular ass, that's it, it is the only frame that is still in my mind

[@VanArtic]

#horror looks like one of those flash games that rev from vinesauce would torture himself over.

[@TheAxdev]

It looks like one of those games mixed with personal webpages from 2004

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

Now I want Vinny, Rev and Joel to watch that film.

[@raven.8073]

Imagine if Vsauce used the music that plays right before all the shitty montages in #horror instead

[@redgrave4492]

I'm sorry that the person who built your bathroom thought it was a good idea to place shelves directly above the toilet Hahaha thanks for showing me the worst band in existence

[@alextankersley5838]

Best*

[@sneakysnake7695]

Nah, look up GG Allin

[@kandnshow1]

I thought the editing Suicide Squad was terrible. Holy shit.

[@fluff404]

Learn how to make a sentence

[@rascoehunter3608]

Blue-Eyed Angel #horror has ADHD editing.

[@HappyCynic]

Fluff You forgot the full stop.

[@fluff404]

eldospinks technically I don't need to add "full" because that's just a sorta "enhancing word." You don't need to have it in, because without it, the sentence still works, so though saying "learn how to make a full sentence" would work, so would "learn how to make a sentence" so technically my sentence still makes sense and has the same impact. Adding "full" just makes it more specific I guess.

[@HappyCynic]

Fluff The little dot at the end of a sentence. You did not use one.

[@nighthorizon11]

The scariest part of the movie was that THEY GOT T

[@darkindragon]

THEY GOT T

[@Rhlgull1331]

eddie囍 You see... this guy. He’s got a lot of enemies.

[@finklejinks]

You da sauce.

[@OneEyedCloud01]

eddie囍 He said it was just gon be an easy grab

[@theligerloverman]

Time to release the drone.

[@marshallhowarth4879]

Ayyyyyy peak Ralph has returned

[@reeseslightning11]

As an older teen girl when this came out, the shirtless scenes were the only reason I even liked this movie. 'Twas then I understand why all the guys like girls walking around in hardly anything. So, that's definitely not a complaint from my end. But the "since 12" line was _really_ creepy in a very Weinstein way. If I heard a friend say that, I'd have so many questions to ask on our way to the cops.

[@leonardofernandez6488]

I like my women like I like my whisky.

[@leonardofernandez6488]

@Juan Sanchez haha, close. 12 yo and mixed with coke.

[@manwithth3plan]

I'm sorry Ralph I doubted you in the opening to #horror. I just couldn't fathom the fact that those were the true opening title sequence. I went and watched the first 3 minuets. I will never doubt you again.

[@Tea_Noire]

The #horror opening scene is the last thing everyone who saw the Emoji Movie saw before they died.

[@Tea_Noire]

Also triggered by the fact that the doctor called spiders insects.

[@rabbitbvt]

The start of this video is legit the funniest thing I've ever seen in a review. I come here whenever I'm bummed out and it immediately cheers me up.

[@owenwallace6799]

"Get That Ass Banned"

[@thegameres816]

I seriously thought you had added the opening credits. Like I didnt think a movie could ever produce this...

[@Jadedingle]

Thegameres you could be talking about either of the movies he talked about. Lol

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Turns out there is such a thing as too much editing

[@androidinblack5291]

Nobody can make this shit up for a review if they tried.

[@nogidoki3325]

This is why You give some adult guys the freedom of making a movie they dont know shit about modern society and how to edit.

[@WaverlyAverly]

"We get in poorly shot car chases." That's my favorite thing to do as a teenager

[@Yoseqlo1]

Didn't us all?

[@commentcopbadge6665]

"discount Taylor Lautner" LOL! Taylor Lautner is discount Taylor Lautner.

[@sadalflanwar475]

pretty sure that's Steven Strait, now known for The Expanse-- Taylor Lautner is still discount Taylor Lautner

[@_guyfieri]

16:18 cops heading down OLD TOWN ROAD? movie's ahead of its time

[@deadsausage9619]

I thought this was an alien covenant shot for shot remake, until I found out that it was good

[@vietnamd0820]

Dead Sausage an alien Covenant remake in the same year as the original alien Covenant. Imagine that!

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

+Vietnam20820 What can I say? the nostalgia loo is going up its own ass now. soon we'll have remakes of things the day after they come out!

[@LoserwinS1]

#Horror is totes retar

[@HoovyTube]

Loser winS hahahahhaaha

[@tazfink7230]

Duncan Schaafsma which I do

[@josiahagin2100]

At least we didn’t shoot up the school!!!!!

[@jasonharris8782]

This is your finest work sir thank you

[@fungillooo]

The hashtag horror looks like million dollar extreme editing

[@diosingson7261]

Best part of this movie was the homosexual undertone.

[@VixxKong2]

Dio Singson It's called bromance

[@josiahagin2100]

@Tyler Coon He means undertones.