He was told that he should 'pray for people' but he heard he should 'prey on people'
@oOISekaIOo2 ай бұрын
Instead of telling people to pray, he told people to pay
@nerdoftheatre2 ай бұрын
Those dang homophones. Instead of praying on people, he spent his time preying on people. Such an easy mistake to make as a pastor.
@Dizzy82032 ай бұрын
Hate when that happens. Sometimes the Angels singing just muffles gods voice.
@mysterious_nature_2 ай бұрын
Hehe I'm the 666th like (:
@worstusernameintheworld98712 ай бұрын
not to mention, he thought he was being a prophet when in reality he was getting a profit from people paying him
@pawsonalpetcare2 ай бұрын
Funny how he missed the court hearing. Misshearing is what got him into the whole mess in the first place.
@ErikaCartet2 ай бұрын
lmfaoooo
@wh1skeys1erra2 ай бұрын
This pun is artful
@disasterbi86102 ай бұрын
underrated af comment
@cadyheron99512 ай бұрын
this is an impeccable joke bravo
@crashh-course2 ай бұрын
HEHE 😭😭
@samb.81342 ай бұрын
"I misheard God" is the new "The Devil made me do it".
@catwell882 ай бұрын
Normally it’s just “God told me to…” then a new cult starts. The “I misheard God thing is pretty” hilariously pathetic 😂
@SpilledTomatoSoupАй бұрын
Honestly, people should just take accountability for their actions 💀 💀
@DOCTORWHIMSYАй бұрын
"the devil made me do it (but i also kinda wanted to)" - will wood circa 2020
@SpilledTomatoSoupАй бұрын
@@DOCTORWHIMSY That's what I thought of, too 😭 😭
@artfart367617 күн бұрын
but i also kinda wanted to
@rockygroves41542 ай бұрын
Him blaming God is giving "the woman YOU give me forced me to eat the apple" energy
@user-yq1yh9rt8f2 ай бұрын
She did not force it on him but she was the transgressor.
@starcrier242 ай бұрын
him saying “this just happened” is giving aaron turning to moses and saying “this golden calf idol just popped out of the fire fully formed idk what to tell you”
@burgerburger79752 ай бұрын
@@user-yq1yh9rt8f Honestly I don't even blame Eve for the apple thing. She and Adam were completely oblivious to what was right or wrong because that's how they were supposed to exist, so her taking the apple should've been expected. It's like never teaching your child what's bad and then they do the bad. Like, what did you think was gonna happen, Big G? It is kind of funny that they were punished and cast out of the Garden of Eden for the sin of ''defying'' God and... gaining knowledge. With how a lot of christian leaders can be with their cults, that feels poetic XD
@skeletonbuyingpealts71342 ай бұрын
*pomegranate
@Viteaification2 ай бұрын
@user-yq1yh9rt8f so close! the issue here is adam is shifting responsibility to somebody else
@DanielEarl2 ай бұрын
Love how the pastor frames it as if he had NO AGENCY. It just happened.
@Random-sk6hm2 ай бұрын
How do you mishear an entire conversation 😭
@kaldurskipper68212 ай бұрын
I mean, not like people have free will. Where in the Bible does it say...oh wait
@alexisb38292 ай бұрын
He’s literally blaming God
@Name.exeNotFound-pu1qt8 күн бұрын
@@alexisb3829 Thats got to be beyond blasphemous lmfao. At least blame Satan like a real man
@CallMeViddКүн бұрын
"Guys I don't know what happened I blinked and the body was on the floor just like that and I suddenly had a gun, I have no clue what happened but that's crazy!"
@butterfly_walk2 ай бұрын
As a christian, I hate it when I mishear God and accidentally orchestrate a cryptocurrency scam 😔
@lovelysyd2 ай бұрын
same here man.. it happens all the time! 😟
@doodlebug_doodles2 ай бұрын
It's so easy to do! Could happen to anyone honestly 🤷♀️
@zvx55252 ай бұрын
yes! I thought I was the only one!!
@_.-Midnight-._2 ай бұрын
Sometimes I trip and it happens to me... it's so annoying
@olivialund4552 ай бұрын
The lord works in mysterious ways 🙏🏽 😂
@drunkhyena2 ай бұрын
As it says in the bible, "It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God (but I'll make an exception for Eli and his INDXcoin)"
@Shoulderpads-mcgee2 ай бұрын
For 2000 years this last sentence has been left out of countless copies of the Bible due to scholars being unable to identify what INDXcoin could mean, but today, we now understand the true meaning of this passage!
@drunkhyena2 ай бұрын
@@Shoulderpads-mcgee the biggest upset in theological academia since the discovery of the gnostic gospels!!
@zix12572 ай бұрын
and yet large swathes of christians are obsessed with the rich or trying to be rich. fuckers literally invented virtue signalling.
@NoMementoMori2 ай бұрын
Its funny how christians into all those new get-rich-quick-schemes try to warp their minds around such verses...
@TheDoomBlueShell2 ай бұрын
@ntoMori In Brazil a pastor was caught in one of these schemes but was pure insanity like he promised that if you invested 25 bucks on him you would get millions back or even an octillion, and people invested +150 millions before he was caught
@emilyb.82192 ай бұрын
I'm not religious but I have to believe there's a special place in hell for supposed "faith leaders" who use their position and religion to scam others and enrich themselves. Those type of pastors could not be more antithetical to Jesus' teachings. It's sickening how common that type of thing is in evangelical churches especially
@waffleauflauf42132 ай бұрын
Oh there absolutely is. As a Christian, the Bible warns about and condemns corrupt leaders, politicians, and corrupt churches multiple times, showing it's unfortunately always been common and an easy target for predatory people or those who let power get to their head easily.
@deedaceopondo35202 ай бұрын
There is a special punishment for sure. They are held to a higher standard than everyone else
@user-om1jc3vt9t2 ай бұрын
i usually call them pharisees
@emilyb.82192 ай бұрын
@@user-om1jc3vt9t I still remember the "I don't wanna be a pharisee, cuz they ain't fair, ya see?" From the "I just wanna be a sheep, bah bah bah bah" song from church camp 15 years ago 🫠
@glarnboudin44622 ай бұрын
Do not take the Lord’s name in vain isn’t about saying ‘god dammit,’ it’s about shit like this. Big JC himself was VERY clear about monetizing the church being evil, too.
@rylierourke40312 ай бұрын
im gonna start using this as an excuse for every mistake i make. " I just misheard god :("
@username113462 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you. Capital g
@teathesilkwing76162 ай бұрын
@@username11346what
@withatreat1842 ай бұрын
@@username11346ima touch you so fucking hard 😊😊
@Mafuyuassahina2 ай бұрын
Gesus Goves Gou
@felixiros2 ай бұрын
@@Mafuyuassahinalmfao
@jitenyasu2 ай бұрын
Bro straight up confusing his gambling impulses for divine intervention
@Thebees212 ай бұрын
If god didn’t want me to gamble then why’d he give me this crippling addiction, huh? Checkmate atheists.
@jakethepillowsnake53022 ай бұрын
@@Thebees21Good point. I think god wants me to start drinking again.
@jazmyndebono49272 ай бұрын
@@jakethepillowsnake5302and god wants me to drive afterwards
@halatiny65372 ай бұрын
That’s like a man.
@jam062 ай бұрын
@@jakethepillowsnake5302Jesus made water into wine, I think so too
@idriscross56582 ай бұрын
As a Christian, saying God told me im allowed to do things is my favorite joke. “God says im allowed to lie” “God says im allowed to commit tax evasion”
@baileyj79682 ай бұрын
It’s the Christian equivalent of “source: trust me bro”
@TarrynGamesMC2 ай бұрын
That’s not a good thing to be joking about..😟
@ZaF4ran2 ай бұрын
@@TarrynGamesMC tax evasion is my favourite 🤩😍
@pissapocalypseАй бұрын
@@TarrynGamesMC It's the perfect thing to joke about because it's hilarious. Anyone can just be like "God said so" and give no explanation and people will just be like "oh okay carry on" lol
@TarrynGamesMCАй бұрын
@@pissapocalypse But as a Christian, we aren’t supposed to be lying, especially about God telling us to do things that are falsehood because it’s misleading others.
@enigmadrath17802 ай бұрын
I will never forget the time I was staying with my aunt and she took me with her to her church and pastor was up there, in a tailored suit and designer sunglasses which he never took off, telling the congregation that they were being selfish because the church hadn't received as many gifts that month as they had the month before. Man was up there sounding like Dudley Dursley, and yet my aunt then took me into town to buy pastor an expensive handkerchief. This shit is rampant in black churches 😵💫
@BlazingKhioneus2 ай бұрын
Isnt... Isnt the whole point of being a pastor/priest/anywhere in those higher echelons of the clergy to have very little in terms of physical possessions to better devote yourself to serving the Lord in every waking moment? You cant serve God and mammon, my guy.
@TheDoomBlueShell2 ай бұрын
@@BlazingKhioneus I think most churches only care for mammon nowadays I always will remember that a pastor asked for money so he could buy a private jet for himself, in my country one asked money to buy a private island with a mansion and now the congregation need to pay for taxes of said mansion because supposedly you can marry there so is part of the community and the worse part if you point out that he is just scamming you're called the anti-Christ and that you should take care of your life by his followers
@kingsleycy34502 ай бұрын
I can’t believe a pastor would exploit their congregation financially
@emilyb.82192 ай бұрын
unprecedented, truly
@asum72132 ай бұрын
There's always a first.
@spelt7222 ай бұрын
You're being sarcastic right😭
@salis-salis2 ай бұрын
Religion being used as a front for evil, who would have even dreamed of such a thing!! 😬😬😬😬😬
@ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe2 ай бұрын
@@spelt722yeah obviously 😭
@sallyparker112 ай бұрын
*God very clearly in the Bible gives a commandment to not steal* “I think God is telling me to steal…”
@meifennellysieu75102 ай бұрын
Thank you for making me laugh today.
@GentM20152 ай бұрын
God in the bible gives very clear commands and a how-to-guide on how to own slaves, "I think God is telling me to own.." oh wait this one doesn't work as well.
@johanahonen86272 ай бұрын
@@cosas_de_gatosi agree, god don't exit, the bible was written by men.
@kelza02 ай бұрын
@@GentM2015God is not telling you to own slaves🗣🔥🔥⁉️ God is regulating slavery ⁉️⁉️🗣🔥🔥
@boopsnoot1632 ай бұрын
@@johanahonen8627well you’re correct about one thing, the Bible was written by men… most of the New Testament was written by Jesus’ 12 disciples who witnessed everything and followed God.
@rivermichael43572 ай бұрын
"So it's like a Ponzi Scheme..." congrats, Danny! You have just accurately described the *entirety* of crypto and NFTs!!
@IzzyExistnt2 ай бұрын
depending on your religious views tithing can be viewed as a ponzi scheme too lol
@thebadpoet2 ай бұрын
Well, no, not at all. Tithing has no promise of return on investment, it’s purely handing over (traditionally ten percent) of your income to whatever church you belong to. There’s no promise of any money coming back to you, which is a core tenet of a Ponzi scheme.
@oliviaburch797123 күн бұрын
@@IzzyExistnttithing is so interesting… especially christian tithing? do christian’s give their tithing to the church itself? i’m a jew and we just donate money directly to charity for tithing
@Blakethegreater2 ай бұрын
“We were *sowing* all this money” is such a gross statement. What a scumbag
@derekw10419 күн бұрын
Seed money and prosperity gospel is such a corruption of religion, its really saddening
@heavenwaits2 ай бұрын
“is he running from some previous con?” YES!!! DANNY PLEASE LOOK INTO IT, he fully admits in interviews he used to be a really high level car thief and forger and went to prison for it!
@pandajesus50522 ай бұрын
Oh my god 😭😭😭😭
@SourdoughHyena2 ай бұрын
Oml
@sammyjones82792 ай бұрын
I'm shocked, *shocked*, that when this man found religion his first thought was "hmm... Now how can I exploit this for profit?"
@chrisp70442 ай бұрын
Poor guy just keeps mishearing God. I've been there, and you can only say "what?" so many times before you have to just smile politely and say "haha yeah!"
@awesomesofar59632 ай бұрын
@@sammyjones8279 they told him to find god and he took it personally
@TransfemmeCrab2 ай бұрын
"Abraham, spread my word and prove there is no need for false idols. Noah, gather up two of every animal and build a gigantic boat. Mary, I want you to carry the saviour of humanity." And then God turns to another man and says, "Eli, I have a different task for you."
@Made_on_marzzz2 ай бұрын
This really happened, I was there
@worstusernameintheworld98712 ай бұрын
can confirm, i was the boat
@TheGh0st_Cat2 ай бұрын
Can confirm, I was the animals
@jeffryejeffrye2 ай бұрын
can confirm, i was god
@Random-sk6hm2 ай бұрын
Can confirm I was Lucifer
@mythman30082 ай бұрын
“To sow your seed” is evangelist talk for pay per blessing or give your money plant it so it can grow into a bigger amount. You hear it all the time with these mega church pastors. It really is sickening
@cmcoy59822 ай бұрын
Always reminds me of the phrase "sowing your oats" and kinda grosses me out
@thebadpoet2 ай бұрын
Is pay per blessing like old school Catholic indulgences? What a wild thing for any Christian denomination to swing back around to
@reljam655Ай бұрын
Catholic indulgences were to pay money in exchange for getting forgiven of your sins. The modern evangelical "prosperity gospel" "sowing seeds" scam is giving money to the church in exchange for greater monetary wealth supposedly being divinely bestowed on you later. The former is robbing believers when the believers want to avoid going to the wrong place after their life is over but do not realize that the way to achieve that according to their own religion is not to buy salvation, and the latter is robbing believers who are greedy and want huge amounts of money but do not realize that 1. What they are doing is the exact opposite of the religion they purport to follow, and 2. That they achieved having less money by being scammed out of their money, so are getting the exact opposite of what they crave, which is more money. The only people who get rich from the "prosperity gospel" are the preachers who take money from all of their scam targets, otherwise known as their followers and church members. Just like how in the 1800s "big tent revival" craze, 90% of preachers were atheists who just loved scamming money from all the believers they could fool into giving them money, most "prosperity gospel" preachers do not believe in God or anything supernatural at all, and love taking money away from believers that they can get away with scamming. This is just criminal scam territory, not genuine religion territory, even though a central part of this scam is to turn the targets of the scam into the most fanatical believers on the planet so they never question those scamming them or what they themselves are doing in their life.
@savourypotato2 ай бұрын
A church taking your money? Never...
@Ray-ew7ro2 ай бұрын
That would be crazy
@Angelina-yo3sz2 ай бұрын
Totallyy unheard of
@probablypositivity89182 ай бұрын
Pshhh couldn't be
@PineappleDealer37Ай бұрын
I feel there's a difference between a church taking money for the church work itself and a priest/pastor/pop/whatever they're called in Anglicanism taking his community money for himself.
@servnava66012 ай бұрын
Man heard: "you can either serve God or money" and said "thank you Jesus for giving me the option to serve money"
@LuXClypse2 ай бұрын
The rich man won't enter heaven
@MissDraiha2 ай бұрын
@LuXClypse Hey, I'm THIS CLOSE to fitting this camel through a needle, then just watch me!
@burdeegirl2 ай бұрын
For real!!
@kwowka2 ай бұрын
Poor Jesus man, he was a poor Palestinian carpenter who hung out with the poor, disabled and homeless, and he’s being used by white Americans to sell… crypto?
@austinbrooks29822 ай бұрын
@@LuXClypse”it is more likely that a camel will enter the eye of the needle than a rich man will enter heaven” Luke 18:25
@annadough53092 ай бұрын
The pastor really pulled a Victoria Justice with the “I think WE ALL misheard God”
@emoelmo31892 ай бұрын
this is my favorite comment ever
@amyya93772 ай бұрын
CRYING
@bernadettebread2 ай бұрын
“i think we ALL sin”
@yoongiverse.2 ай бұрын
i met victoria justice in an airport bathroom as a baby
@teesh8712 ай бұрын
'Look I made some mistakes...you made some mistakes...things were said...let's just all move on and call it even'
@user-qg8lo9wl5u2 ай бұрын
My pastor has a policy where no congregant’s money ever enters his hands. He doesn’t accept tithing checks. He doesn’t see the records, just gets an overall summary from the treasurers. More pastors need to do that.
@piquetot27952 ай бұрын
7:54 imo you missed an opportunity to say "my brother in christ you made the cryptocurrency"
@mekenna62142 ай бұрын
as someone who grew up in the Mormon church i can assure you that “Prophet” and “Profit” get mixed up ALL the time
@jam062 ай бұрын
Same, Same. Though, nobody was smart enough to realize that paying 10% of their income was totally for profit
@alb918782 ай бұрын
😂😂😂! I promise I'm only laughing at the word play but not at what it obviously means! The word play was hilarious, the reality of all the hurt people is f****** disgusting!
@thatguytom32 ай бұрын
I grew up Mormon and honestly prophet is for profit
@ur_l0cal_crypt1d_b002 ай бұрын
as someone who also grew up mormon, i dont even think "prophet" was ever distinct from "profit". theyre one in the same, i think 😔
@fishthefish10632 ай бұрын
My mom was Mormon n my grandparents are still in it, its definitely an issue!
@beepk_2 ай бұрын
“we love you danny” we all say in unison
@v.xien.2 ай бұрын
Me, the one voice in the crowd, the outlier: we hate you Danny
@y0urmom1382 ай бұрын
we love you danny
@-Ramona.Flowers-2 ай бұрын
We love you Danny
@dr.doofenshmertz41852 ай бұрын
@@v.xien. No we love Danny and you will love Danny and you will like it.
@grem19362 ай бұрын
@@v.xien.SHAME THE HERETIC
@tsarinaballerina42 ай бұрын
“He goes by Eli, oh thank god” 💀
@locust-48752 ай бұрын
bro the "what is he bigfoot?" made me choke a bit on my food, I never laugh these days but that line hit me like a brick lmaoo
@tweetiedrawz89562 ай бұрын
Imagine going to church and instead of putting money in the donation basket, you buy the pastor's crypto
@ToddHoward-gd4if2 ай бұрын
That’s what we do at our Lord and Savior Logan Paul’s church.
@kaboomer2 ай бұрын
the goofiness, wackiness, and silliness of this video was off the charts. it should have been uploaded to 3 danny 3 furious
@miscellanist2 ай бұрын
3 danny 3 furious is an immaculate name for a third channel
@kerilzhiv2 ай бұрын
what about "danny 4ever after" for the fourth channel?
@username113462 ай бұрын
Jesus loves you
@popk0rn.kernal2 ай бұрын
Underrated comment I hope it gets pinned and Danny says “😎”
@3HUNNAGLORYBOY2 ай бұрын
danny tokyo drift *
@justrenuka61552 ай бұрын
thank you robert!! thank you danny!! love you danny!!
@jasonpark59062 ай бұрын
Been a Christian for over 30 years and I’ve learned that when anyone says God is telling them something that the person is either lying or experiencing some sort of psychosis
Claiming to have misheard god is one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard. You'd think an omnipotent, omniscient being would be better at communication and/or cryptofinance.
@lrizzard2 ай бұрын
you just unlocked a new philosophical question for me is god good at crypto?!
@johanahonen86272 ай бұрын
@@lrizzardwell, if you believe in the doctrine he is the best at everything, including pooping, fucking and killing everyone in a flood (except Noah etc)
@bazzfromthebackground36962 ай бұрын
@@lrizzard Nobody is "Good at crypto" it's just gambling with a different name, like stocks, or "sports betting."
@kitten-whisperer2 ай бұрын
@bazzfromthebackground3696 are you acoustic? For real. Like, did your acoustic brain actually prevent you from understanding it was a joke?
@MissionPetAllDogs2 ай бұрын
@@kitten-whisperer Did you just ask someone if they were acoustic? Like a guitar? 💀
@Mari_Beri2 ай бұрын
As a Zambian, I was NOT expecting our country to make an appearance in this crazy story, but it kinda makes sense, considering the insane things that happen here.
@sofie-ow2mk23 күн бұрын
I'm not surprised 🤣🤣🤣
@lilysiandaza42962 ай бұрын
I'm Zambian and hearing my country come up randomly in a Danny Gonzales video is surreal. I live in the capital too,, imma try and keep an eye on the newspapers for this crazy story lol
@xamuska2092 ай бұрын
Robert is becoming the best character in the DannyCinematicUniverse
@ChinchillaJimmy2 ай бұрын
the dcu. I like it
@turtlefoood78312 ай бұрын
real
@xamuska2092 ай бұрын
@@ChinchillaJimmy the GregCU
@Kalebismean2 ай бұрын
@@xamuska209 yes the greg cinematic universe perfect
@1VB_Fan2 ай бұрын
@@xamuska209 DCU sounds better.
@FowlsNest2 ай бұрын
When god said "I want you to build this" he might've meant the ikea chair that's sitting next to the guy's pc, but he decided crypto was easier, way less steps, way more prophet
@oliversmith65972 ай бұрын
Took me a moment to see what you did there.
@yuki97kira2 ай бұрын
The guy, sitting on a box filled with chair parts from ikea that he has yet to build: I may have misheard that
@squidcoffee2 ай бұрын
LMAOOO
@kyralander3730Ай бұрын
When Danny asked us to say “thanks Robert” and all that I imagined all of us Greg’s sounding like a creepy chorus
@RubenBirrittella2 ай бұрын
“I’m here to say that those charges…are true actually” that’s so terrible but also kind of hilarious
@amytrieger82832 ай бұрын
“I’m here to say that those charges…are true actually” that’s so terrible but also kind of hilarious 😂
@dawn82932 ай бұрын
His lawyer is facepalming so hard, I'll bet.
@d1fferen72 ай бұрын
You've heard of: "The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It". Now prepare for the sequel.
@montymints2 ай бұрын
The Conning: The Jesus Made Me Do It
@kronemerj2 ай бұрын
The Coinjuring
@anniekurkovych99562 ай бұрын
God told me to do it
@coko5072 ай бұрын
Christian⛑⛑⛑According to the Bible it's somebody that trust Paul's gospel or what Paul calls "MY GOSPEL" three times in the scriptures⛑⛑⛑JESUS CHRIST gave Paul this gospel exclusively from heaven which nobody preached before Paul to be saved today for the church age❗ (Galatians 1:11-12 KJV) But do you know Paul's gospel ❓Do you know that you will be judged if you don't know it and believe in it❓ (Romans 2:16 KJV) Do you know if you don't know it you will without a doubt burn in hell forever according to the King James Bible ❓ Do you care❗ If not scroll on & we'll see you at the judgment before you get casted into hell forever❗But, If you do care and aren't sure at all if you know the gospel found in Paul to be saved according to what he calls "MY GOSPEL," (2Tim2:9/Rom2:16/Rom16:25 KJV Only) Then come press on the "Pauls Gospel" Highlight on my page❗ YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED❗ YOU are now permanently guilty if you die without it OR SOON TO BE INNOCENT if YOU go check it out and believe❗❗
@zobizobizobi2 ай бұрын
@@montymintsthis is so funny
@hannahjoys90652 ай бұрын
From the way he addresses the situation, it’s clear he is taking advantage of people who don’t understand cryptocurrency and hoping they don’t know he planned the whole thing…
@flurp2316Ай бұрын
I hate when I mishear god when he says “Jesus died for your sins boy.” And I accidentally hear “fill the local police station with noxious gas, destroy the ventilation and block all exits.”
@Mothcat.2 ай бұрын
God afterwards like “sorry man I misspoke I meant to say that you needed to do charity work, not crypto work”
@Pvtjoker1222 ай бұрын
iconic comment
@hiraethey2 ай бұрын
I was just thinking God set him up 😂 or tried his hand at a pyramid scheme
@prometheuszero92 ай бұрын
I heard god tell me to do the crip walk one time but now that you mention, he was probably telling me to do charity work
@TransfemmeCrab2 ай бұрын
The idea of God being a crypto bro is so funny to me.
@benjamincoco86022 ай бұрын
Check out the channel Zach Star Humself, when he does skits with God, God is kinda like a fratbro. He's respectfully disrespectful to a lot of different backgrounds and is super funny all around.
@WilliamTheisen2642 ай бұрын
I realized that the secret to making a million is saving for a better investment. I always tell myself you don't need that new Maserati or that vacation just yet. That mindset helped me make more money investing. For example last year I invested 80k in stocks and made about 246k, but guess what? I put it all back and traded again and now I'm rounding up close to a million.
@afawegzcasdge12702 ай бұрын
Please it will be of benefit if you share more of your educational business lessons and ideal fact that's working recently
@ethanlucas19752 ай бұрын
You have done great for yourselves. I understand the fact that tomorrow isn't promised to anyone, but investing today is a hard thing to do for me now because I have no idea of how and where to invest in. I would be happy if you could advise me based on how you went about yours, as I am ready to go the passive income path.
@shiellalala2 ай бұрын
Thanks guys, I would like to be your friend to achieve this, I keep losing my funds while trying on my own and finding a trustworthy personnel to help out it also appears to be nearly impossible. This is extremely annoying
@WilliamTheisen2642 ай бұрын
My advice to you all is that you shouldn’t just venture on any asset for the sake of it, I’ve come to understand that the recent dip trail is everything.
@WilliamTheisen2642 ай бұрын
The pandemic came and taught everyone the importance of having multiple stream of income, unfortunately having a nice paying job doesn't mean you are financial secured anymore. So we all need to put in an extra-income earning chance, like investments.
@add1son.m2 ай бұрын
Robert is honestly such an angel for thoroughly researching random topics for a bunch of peoples entertainment lol we love both of yall
@hammanmeatluvr_2 ай бұрын
I don’t believe in Robert. I think he’s like Santa Clause. Robert is just Danny in a red suit with a fake beard.
@teathesilkwing76162 ай бұрын
Least delusional Santa denier:
@negligible_reality2 ай бұрын
have you ever seen Danny and Robert in the same room? i didn't think so. wake up, sheeple! 😤
@no_peace2 ай бұрын
The Santa Clause 😩
@sillynamedbilly2 ай бұрын
I think you're forgetting that Danny IS Santa.
@soup-enjoyer2 ай бұрын
I dont believe in Danny. I think it's just Robert in a Danny meat suit.
@bleachedbonez2 ай бұрын
The worst part is his followers don’t understand crypto enough to realize what he’s saying is nonsense. They would genuinely believe the coin “turned out to be a scam” without realizing he was the one making it a scam.
@jimmythegremlin2 ай бұрын
2:45 as an avid video listener, thank you
@kazuekura2 ай бұрын
never thought i would see a pastor do a youtube apology-esque video
@raccoonray2 ай бұрын
He pulls out a ukulele halfway through the video 😭
@kyliem58122 ай бұрын
even funnier is i dont think mans ever actually apologized bahaha (also quite youtuber-esque tbh)
@negligible_reality2 ай бұрын
@@raccoonray He's on the ToXiC gOsSiP TrAiN!!! Got a one way ticket to Hell. 😈
@marrbeear2 ай бұрын
@@raccoonraythe toxic gospel train
@banditnosey2 ай бұрын
@@marrbeearThis made me spit all over my phone
@Jaderj12092 ай бұрын
Crypto and pastor shouldn’t be in the same sentence but here we are!
@gershonford35132 ай бұрын
Well...religion is kinda of a scam tbh😅
@v.xien.2 ай бұрын
^ a scammy cult
@CerealRaptor1422 ай бұрын
@@gershonford3513not really, it has good moral values
@woofee662 ай бұрын
HONESTLY the Church has been scamming people since the start pretty much
@negligible_reality2 ай бұрын
@@CerealRaptor142 does it tho? 😐
@junklex2 ай бұрын
when the commandment says "thou shalt not use the lord's name in vain", THIS is what it means, not just shouting his name with an explicative.
@martinezti2 ай бұрын
as soon as danny searched for “god” i got an ad for dan howell’s end of the world show… i think that’s the best accidental marketing he got for this
@scottdassler39642 ай бұрын
I forgot the 11th commandment, "Thou shall invest millions in shady crypto for the glory of God"
@toadynamite81412 ай бұрын
Actually it would be 12 because 11th is love people as he loved people
@yeoldegunporn2 ай бұрын
“Sowing” is a term prosperity gospel people use. Basically, they believe as long as they make money out of it, it’s proof god favors you. This pastor is actually far from the worst example of these people.
@zoebucklinmarburger2 ай бұрын
I cant say i've ever been as surprised upon receiving information that makes this much sense
@emisformaker2 ай бұрын
Came here to say something about prosperity gospel and found this gem. Thank you for saying it so I don't have to.
@XxMCRroxnonstopxX2 ай бұрын
Sowing isn't always used in relation to money. For example they talk about sowing the word of God a lot.
@Caninemuffin7662 ай бұрын
@@XxMCRroxnonstopxXlol but propsperity gospel types don’t like the word of God… they like money. So you sow money. And when you get nothing back you “didn’t have enough faith” 😐
@yeoldegunporn2 ай бұрын
@@XxMCRroxnonstopxX Seed faith doctrine is a popular belief in prosperity gospel communities. It states that you need to “sow a seed in faith” typically through a type of tithing. They preach that you will literally see a 30,60 or 100% return based on your faith. Like, they think giving money to a preacher because the preacher says so will give them money in the end, directly from god. This is based on a misinterpretation of Matthew 13 and Luke 11. That’s why I believe in this context, this is exactly what they mean.
@Irishguitarist122 ай бұрын
Thank you Robert💚 Thank you Danny💚 Love you Danny💚
@TheUndergroundRaveАй бұрын
I think what he meant by “no exit” is that he held most of the coin, so once he sold it and made his profit, it’s lost all of its worth. Anyone whose bought the coin and still had any, lost all of the value so they’d be losing money if they sold it. And not making any money by holding it. No profitable way out. What I’ve learned is pretty much all crypto created by influencers is worthless other than BTC or coins that have some sort of benefits and/or utility.
@evieyoung31642 ай бұрын
his lawyer is just like "your honor in his defense god is a little silly like that sometimes"
@drunkpaulocosta93012 ай бұрын
*Points to any verse in the bible as evidence*
@resi72762 ай бұрын
sometimes god's just in a silly goofy mood 😗✌️
@gingerleamcwow4352 ай бұрын
@@drunkpaulocosta9301NAILED IT
@user-tt3bl4ll9b2 ай бұрын
I seriously appreciate that Danny went for the pastor's throat but was still very respectful of Christianity
@rinapop2681Ай бұрын
I’m gonna start saying “oh I misheard God” every time I make a minor mistake
@naomi84202 ай бұрын
now THIS is what christianity is all about 😎
@fartchungus2 ай бұрын
god put us on this earth to get on that CRYPTO GRINDSET
@youresooolastsummer2 ай бұрын
@@fartchungusRAHHH CRYPTO GRINDSET RAHHHH 🔥🔥🔥
@kubo75532 ай бұрын
@@fartchungus WERE GETTING SCAMMED AND LIVING ON THE STREET WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@DimityPockets2 ай бұрын
In all seriousness, as a Christian, scamming is a sin, so this guy is legit acting against God lol
@Vincisomething2 ай бұрын
Then shift the blame 😎😎 You think God would've given him a sign to tell him he misunderstood if he ever did talk to him like that
@joshmiller30552 ай бұрын
I'm just going to say that "outlandish promises of wealth" is honestly super common, especially in mega churches that preach the concept of the "prosperity gospel." This, however, is a new tactic I would not have expected.
@annelisemarier25882 ай бұрын
as a christian i loathe prosperity gospel, its not the true word of God but yet so many people preach it. you can’t promise wealth to people when it’s evident that wealth leads to temptation and sin. not to mention it also erases the idea that we 1) should thank God no matter our circumstances and 2) that we are supposed to give for God. It's not supposed to be for what we could gain- giving was never about ourselves.
@ria572 ай бұрын
Agreed, Jesus literally said that it would be easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.
@zix12572 ай бұрын
and they wonder why Christianity dies more each and every year.
@user-zw6th1oq6s2 ай бұрын
Really? Religions of all kinds have been doing this on and off throughout history.
@lethfuil2 ай бұрын
@@user-zw6th1oq6s That's pretty much exactly what they said. That some forms of religious institutions commonly use that kind of shit. In this case: "Christian" Mega Churches.
@whiteroseblossom9702 ай бұрын
0:30 this is reminding me of when I was a kid after we got fast food my mom would make me and my older brother say " thanks mom, you're the best mom"
@nnnnn20102 ай бұрын
10:31 it’s so funny how every con artist publicly says that they “love ppl” or “care about ppl” and they end up being manipulative and evil
@anodosarcade73552 ай бұрын
“God told me to do it” Not beating the “they think their desires and stray thoughts is GOD talking to them” accusations
@romulusnuma1162 ай бұрын
"True me" God
@zacharymonroe942 ай бұрын
Christian Pastor here: No more dangerous sentence than "God told me." There have been moments in prayer where I feel God has set something on my heart - and even felt prompted to share something. But it is an incredibly foolish thing to put words in God's mouth (legit the bible ends by saying "anyone who adds to this is under a curse" to combat false teachers.) People eager to say they heard things from God, almost always narcissistic. Also the "sewing" terminology is big around a lot of scammers that call themselves pastor.
@rowancook43692 ай бұрын
I'm agnostic, and I've always hated that line. Someone once told me like "god told me this and that about you and your situation" and I'm like oh? He did? You're sure? He came to YOU because he wanted ME to know something instead of trying to come to me himself? And it just so happens that he told you everything you already thought anyway? Fascinating. Surely there's no possible way you misinterpreted whatever message he sent you. Surely.
@iniratagen97402 ай бұрын
I used to think God talked to me in my mind and told me to stop being religious because the guilt was making every part of my life feel bad
@haldalas2 ай бұрын
Pretty sure it’s “sowing,” right? Like sowing seeds? Not sewing clothes?
@mspaint932 ай бұрын
@@haldalas I was just about to say this. It was 'sowing', sewing doesn't make sense.
@brianneb31182 ай бұрын
@@iniratagen9740 If I may ask, as someone who's trying to figure out religion, how did that go afterward? Because sometimes I wonder if I'm hearing this too. And I'm not sure if "follow God, not the Bible" is something my own mind is telling me, or something God, who is bigger than religions, sects, and denominations, is telling me.
@jackattack35072 ай бұрын
Thank you Danny for including the segment about explaining the segment because I am indeed listening to this KZbin video because I’m trying to go to sleep Thank you Robert Thank you Danny Love you Danny 👍
@redbread2624Ай бұрын
Thank you robert, thank you danny, love you danny
@oilindaaaaaaaaaaaaa2 ай бұрын
Robert is carrying the weight of this second channel on his back and we stan him for that
@completlynormalhypernova6662 ай бұрын
God may work hard making crypto, but Roberto works harder
@headphones14582 ай бұрын
Thank you, Robert. Thank you, Danny. Love you, Danny.
@jualizesteyn56252 ай бұрын
Poor Robert he didn't get an I love you request from Danny
@BoxOfToasters2 ай бұрын
@@jualizesteyn5625Love you, Robert.
@kat92612 ай бұрын
@jualizesteyn5625 it's okay , I love Robert.
@oscarnewman13742 ай бұрын
I love that his defence is to try and pin the whole thing on God
@jadabalding8550Ай бұрын
I’ve watched this video a few times and each time when Danny tells me to say thank you to him and Robert, I do. I live alone and I did it anyway. I am alone, late at night and talking to a video of Danny because he told me to. He has too much power
@yourmom-ou5ge2 ай бұрын
Imagine being in court and they ask you why did you do it? Then you say “I misheard god!”
@valolafson60352 ай бұрын
I really wish he would try.
@lug3582 ай бұрын
Dont yall in usa still swear by the bible in court? Or is it depending on the state?
@nyckh.18722 ай бұрын
@@lug358 It's not required anymore by law no, though I believe that there are still courts that will offer a bible for "swearing in". Anyone who lives in the states and knows for sure is welcome to correct me on this though
@lintheelf2 ай бұрын
@@nyckh.1872 I'm pretty sure you're allowed to swear in with whatever religious book you associate with, but I may be wrong.
@Volair2 ай бұрын
"I hope I'm not bashing Christianity." As a Christian, not at all, you're right on. Regardless, this "pastor" is certainly doing a good job of bashing it himself.
@ariwoodward2 ай бұрын
i love how he says "you can get none of this back even though i have it all" like bro u got caught if u want any smidgen of respect ud give it back personally!
@mcclainleong65572 ай бұрын
KZbinrs breaking the fourth wall to talk to their editors is my favorite form of comedy.
@carrieteagarden38032 ай бұрын
your honor my client didn't mean to kill that man, he just "misheard god"
@blackwolfpaws2 ай бұрын
Abel and Caine moment truly
@kingkit48562 ай бұрын
never thought i would ever see a pastor make an apology video. this is wild
@fregatopolitis2 ай бұрын
True, most pastors don't ever apologize for their crimes
@zoombeanie2 ай бұрын
“I wonder if I can F2 god” is powerful
@delta0xАй бұрын
theosophists just before finding out about the akashic records
@carmelle4ever2 ай бұрын
12:22 hold up! So he not only stole money, but also Jim Carrey’s catchphrase from the Truman show!! Straight to jail!
@lovelydragon232 ай бұрын
What’s worse is they paid taxes on it. So the victims can never receive the full amount. The irs would never give back the money
@bazzfromthebackground36962 ай бұрын
Did they pay tax on it? Maybe he put the crypto as part of the religious institution to render no tax.
@nakenmil2 ай бұрын
In Evangelical circles, and especially in "prosperity gospel" circles, "sowing" money means spending money on some supposedly good project or other, like giving it to a ministry or pastor or charity or whatever. There's this idea that spending a lot of money shows your faith in god and will in turn make god look out for you, explicitly through salvation in heaven but DEFINITELY implicitly through good fortune in your life.
@ia4902 ай бұрын
So basically bribing god lol
@headintheclouds45712 ай бұрын
LMAO that’s literally what the Evangelicals left the Catholics over 😂 Babe wake up new indulgences just dropped
@storeboughtmilk88532 ай бұрын
it’s like in the Roman Empire right when the Black Plague was spreading around, the Catholic church told grieving families that their loved ones would be guaranteed to go to heaven if they gave money to the church. seems like heaven has been pay to win since forever
@Chloe-rs1gy2 ай бұрын
@@storeboughtmilk8853defs not since “forever”, paying your way to get into heaven is so far from Biblical truths it’s not even funny
@Viteaification2 ай бұрын
@@storeboughtmilk8853i wouldn't say since forever. since rich nobles got a hold of it
@NaudVanDalen2 ай бұрын
"This cryptocurrency betrayed me" My brother in Christ, you made it!
@lovelyjuliexo2 ай бұрын
4:30 $10,000?? are the people at this church HELLA RICH??? 😭
@JellyBeanFanta2 ай бұрын
"I was high when I heard it from God" Best excuse ever.
@ctlr2 ай бұрын
for every like ill do 0 push ups
@witchtoko2 ай бұрын
hell yeah
@naomi84202 ай бұрын
now THIS is what i’m talking about
@Asoanq27282 ай бұрын
So real ctlr
@M.M.M.M5902 ай бұрын
That one was good😂
@thechickisback2 ай бұрын
Aight bet
@Wellyafoundme2 ай бұрын
Actually breaks my heart, these people need to serve as better guides for their communities.
@Priscilla-Prancercise2 ай бұрын
Good story. Thank you, Robert. Thank you, Danny. I love you, Danny.
@asplotch57982 ай бұрын
Whaaaaat? A pastor abusing his power? That's never happened before.
@XHikarixxx2 ай бұрын
Truly a new world issue!
@NdieCity2 ай бұрын
Hey, at least this guy was just selling fake money and not touching kids
@Hudebusa2 ай бұрын
@@NdieCity i mean, he could be, we just dont know.
@WalletWorrier2 ай бұрын
6:49 Basically, he made a worthless crypto and sold it to everyone and now doesn't allow "refunds" So he made millions not by buy crypto and reselling it whcih then made it worthless, but by inventing a worthless crypto and tricking people into buying it from him with cash
@B0ganP0tat02 ай бұрын
Danny after telling us about his elite team of individuals, being one guy who’s name is Ryan:
@abbycross902102 ай бұрын
The most abrupt ending yet. Gives off real "I gotta poop!!" vibes.
@disasterbi86102 ай бұрын
could be the baby? babies always be needing attention
@ClaireBrandt5082 ай бұрын
I live for Danny saying which is just one guy, his name is Robert
@therhysespieces40162 ай бұрын
mkay i’m an actual Christian & this makes me so mad. i’m so sorry to anyone who has experienced this type or any type of spiritual abuse from a pastor or any type of leader in the church. this genuinely is so sucky and is so messed up. the fact he’s trying to blame it on God (which he may not say outright but he’s DEFINITELY implying) is just absolutely infuriating. again, so sorry to anyone who’s experienced this & i promise you not all Christians are like this … like some of us are actually … i dunno … genuine? but honestly just wanted to apologize on behalf of this guy cause clearly he’s not gonna apologize for his own actions. hope yall have a good day today 👋🏼👋🏼
@user-xw3jv5yd4g2 ай бұрын
7:33 the man said God told him to leave a parking company...it sounds like God didn't want him being focused on money lol
@wilma6782 ай бұрын
Thank you Robert! Thank you Danny! Love you Danny!
@cloudieboyo2 ай бұрын
“lord wants money. trust”
@dannyg.4421Ай бұрын
Saying thank you Danny and i love you Danny kinda served as self affirmation for me.