Enormously influential show. The writing and delivery on this is absolute perfection.
@KevCraven2 жыл бұрын
Yes, influential on the actual news
@franriding64732 жыл бұрын
The pause between the gay elements gets me. It’s like travel news crossed with shipping forecasts.
@Smoneey Жыл бұрын
Just gotta wait a minute so the audience can write it down, its all very important information after all
@SimonBrice Жыл бұрын
Always loved that too. Pausing for the audience to take note
@mucusmayhem11186 жыл бұрын
"He's not gay. We wouldn't employ a homesexual" 😂
@skeptisk6 жыл бұрын
loool. homesexual.
@twitchygiraffe46363 жыл бұрын
Ave it!!!!
@heraldeventsandfilms59702 жыл бұрын
'Not knowingly anyway.'
@changer_of_ways_9992 жыл бұрын
"Oh, that's good. Because that would be gay."
@BroadcastingCN2 жыл бұрын
Reply section getting sussy
@adaml57965 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of joke that family guy would butcher but here it’s genius.
@c_n_b2 жыл бұрын
You think that's bad? Remember the time I hosted the gay news?
@RayZappa2 жыл бұрын
@@c_n_b Cue Peter, dressed as a flamingo
@MrShaneHardy2 жыл бұрын
@@RayZappa then making several crap jokes before simply stating "This is the gay news"
@defectivepikachu45822 жыл бұрын
@@MrShaneHardy and then cutting back to the original scene reminding us that had nothing to do with the actual episode
@theshamanarchist54412 жыл бұрын
That's because Family Guy is complete dross, as is EVERYTHING that comes out of America. Kiddie brain land.
@CartersRetroReviews2 жыл бұрын
haha, you can tell this clip is old because they're telling us Argon is gay like we already didn't know that. We all knew. We've always known.
@ayrshiresoundman2 жыл бұрын
argons not gay! They use it in welders.
@okee92 жыл бұрын
I’ve always had my suspicions
@pezn20772 жыл бұрын
Come on, it’s as gay as a window.
@baldrbraa2 жыл бұрын
@JD Oooo, noble eh?
@drippyspaff76162 жыл бұрын
@@ayrshiresoundman idk being passed around to be used by welders sounds pretty gay to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@versioncity12 жыл бұрын
I know Chris Morris would never do it, but I would love him and the team to revisit this show now. Christ the world needs it.
@michaelcoull85902 жыл бұрын
The satire is too subtle for the world today. Right-wing Twitter would be sharing out of context clips as “evidence” as if it was real
@xPadge112x2 жыл бұрын
Would be cancelled before it aired
@metube95412 жыл бұрын
It would be carnage. I wish they’d do it.
@massiveprogressive94882 жыл бұрын
We had the Mash Report with Nish Kumar, but it wasn't that good
@funkydanieluk2 жыл бұрын
@@massiveprogressive9488 the mash report was pathetic.
@m.j.nicholls2 жыл бұрын
Most perfect comedy ever made. Not a single miss across six episodes.
@russelledwards001 Жыл бұрын
I just rewatched it there’s a sketch with Graham linehan which is god awful. The rest is first class so funny!
@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700 Жыл бұрын
@@russelledwards001it's not that awful but it is in a completely different tone from the rest of the show, very out of place.
@mkprocter8827 ай бұрын
which skit is it?@@rafaelfernandeslopesdeoliv1700
@NJJ775 ай бұрын
@@russelledwards001 If the Graham Linehan sketch I am thinking of it was a piss take of late night 5 min cooking show for students called 'Get Stuffed' about how to cook meals on the cheap.
@Jamesharveycomics4 ай бұрын
@@russelledwards001yeah the Linehan sketch is funny if you know what it’s parodying. it’s also funny when you discover that people who are actually grieving their fathers find that clip on KZbin while looking for real advice
@christschinwon3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe he missed Mercury - the gayist element of them all!
@jaymeister48502 жыл бұрын
It took me a year to catch this but damn, it was worth it
@changer_of_ways_9992 жыл бұрын
@@jaymeister4850 Gay people do often come from behind.
@Jamesharveycomics2 жыл бұрын
This thread is not really representative of the sense of humour of this show
@christschinwon2 жыл бұрын
@@Jamesharveycomics It works. I remember a time when that was enough
@Jamesharveycomics2 жыл бұрын
@@christschinwon how far back are we going, here
@jak.masters2 жыл бұрын
The caught out laugh at the start - gold
@9iam7 жыл бұрын
Quick roundup of today's gayness
@kingbearslug972 жыл бұрын
“Hadrians wall is very gay” that got me
@Jmixup2 жыл бұрын
This particular sketch seems very apt right now. I still watch this show and it makes me laugh like it was the first time. So clever.
@sayno2lolzisback2 жыл бұрын
How is it apt?
@ianstoyan2 жыл бұрын
@@sayno2lolzisback LGBTQIA+ agenda everywhere these days.
@sayno2lolzisback2 жыл бұрын
@@ianstoyan What's their agenda?
@Rybo42 жыл бұрын
You're interpreting this as a piss take on the "gay agenda" but it's really taking the piss out of right wing idiots who care so much about this kind of thing. Do you even know who Chris Morris is hahahahaha.
@sayno2lolzisback2 жыл бұрын
@Paddy O’Shea if its deviant to love cock then sign me up x
@PurushaDesa2 жыл бұрын
The intonations are 👌🏽 perfection.
@Zongooo3 жыл бұрын
He's obviously right about the Mediterranean.
@robertcreighton46352 жыл бұрын
As a gay I miss the weekly gay updates that the BBC used to broadcast. They should bring it back
@PaIaeoCIive1684 Жыл бұрын
Ironically, the BBC, western media and every institution goes gay on a daily basis to tick that box among so many. From almost ignoring gayness to pandering to its every whim in a few decades.
@Smoneey Жыл бұрын
No idea how you know what to drive these days
@wishingwell123457 ай бұрын
You could offer to host it mate. Oh. Never mind.
@patchso4 ай бұрын
I guess it’s all done online nowadays. These young gay people don’t know they’re born!
@thegoat51413 ай бұрын
Take your gay agenda somewhere else you librul
@truandlapommedeterre2 жыл бұрын
Knew copper was coming when he started listing the gay elements... Had to be.
@chrisf16002 жыл бұрын
Total surprise to me, obviously I'd heard rumours but I never believed them
@illeatthat2 жыл бұрын
Only the Brits can deliver comedy like this
@krashd2 жыл бұрын
It's what all of our white vans are for.
@user-vg1tt3vg9y2 жыл бұрын
@@krashd badum tss!
@punkisinthedetails14702 жыл бұрын
@@krashd 😉👌
@punkisinthedetails14702 жыл бұрын
@@crashtestdolphin5884 awesome name , just saying
@illeatthat2 жыл бұрын
@@crashtestdolphin5884 the Onion isn't as dry
@FrankBudino2 ай бұрын
Peter Baynham and Iannucci are absolutely legendary comedy writers
@marshmelows Жыл бұрын
This aged like fine wine
@Just_lift_anyone2 жыл бұрын
Love Peter Baynham, him and Chris Morris on the R1 music show is just fantastic. Also his pauses between each element I find hilarious 🤣
@geckowithcamo2 жыл бұрын
Every year or so I listen to Chris Morris blows off a newsreader and goes live from the scene. Peter is hilarious in the leadup.
@Just_lift_anyone2 жыл бұрын
@@geckowithcamo yes! that was incredible, the call to the newsagent is the funniest thing I've heard
@MartinHiggins19722 жыл бұрын
Yes! I just noticed the masterful pause for the first time!
@FaxanaduJohn2 жыл бұрын
Also the way he says “argon”.
@donw94832 жыл бұрын
Colin Poppshed. The reporter names were genius..
@chrisw49972 жыл бұрын
"He's not gay by the way. We wouldn't employ a homosexual"
@BanjoLuke13 жыл бұрын
I can see now where Newsnight got their no-nonsense style. This show was the Velvet Underground of news. Its influence can be seen on shows that were broadcast up to twenty years earlier - and you can't say that about Bake Off.
@catbat063 жыл бұрын
it's incredible how it influenced the past
@Hic_Rhodus2 жыл бұрын
@@catbat06 😆 Love your quip. But, ironically, that is pretty much exactly what revolutionary acts (and works of art) actually do!
@Jamesharveycomics2 жыл бұрын
Bake Off hasn't been around for 20 years, you daft ha'p'orth
@benjaminmorris71592 жыл бұрын
@@Hic_Rhodus you probably already know im gonna ask you this - can i borrow your time machine?
@Hic_Rhodus2 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminmorris7159 The revolutionary text/artwork *is* the machine that rewrites the past (and how we experience it).
@immortalsun2 жыл бұрын
That was better than I expected.
@MrBrynmair2 жыл бұрын
We would not employ a homosexual……loved that, so funny.
@joannalewis52792 жыл бұрын
It's so ridiculous it's brilliant
@the5thmusketeer2152 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t “GAY DESK” cover the vociferous protests organised against “The Straits of Gibraltar”?
@AndrewKay2 жыл бұрын
Because the joke isn't about wordplay, it's about how homophobes arbitrarily decide that certain things are "gay" in order to police each other's interests and self-expression.
@the5thmusketeer2152 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewKay “Fortunately” - we don’t have those issues today, though, do we, Andrew…? Because the people who, themselves, vociferously & crassly broadcast to the entire world that they are “Gay” - & ram it down our throats 24/7 - including appropriating AN ENTIRE MONTH of each Year for us all to compulsorily “celebrate” Gay “PRIDE with them… now police OUR interests & demand that OUR self-expression be monitored, so as to label us all as “Homophobes” if any of us should even DARE to voice our disquiet at this outrageous & relentless propagandist assault on our Society, our Children’s sacrosanct Education & our traditional Family Values… by one of the most overbearing & deceitful Pressure Groups in existence today, who are among THE VERY WORST practitioners of tyrannical “Cancel Culture” - while simultaneously **masquerading** as a poor, downtrodden minority, 🥺 who only seek to promote “Equality, Diversity & Inclusivity.” 🤞🤥 The sheer, unmitigated HYPOCRISY of such a malign (& wholly transparent… 🤨) methodology is, quite simply, *off the scale.* 🤷🏻♂️
@robair672 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewKay I think it was a rhetorical question.
@tamhaswoods9056 Жыл бұрын
Is that the voice box guy from the Alan Partridge series - ("GET THE COW OFF THE BOAT!!")
@CS-mo7xp4 ай бұрын
yes.....
@johnnibaz68832 жыл бұрын
The Caspian Sea isn't gay. It's Lespian.
@wege84092 жыл бұрын
Potassium, all you had to do was stay out of bananas. But nooooo.
@zephyr80722 жыл бұрын
“Also, the Berlin Wall was super-gay.” Putin: “NOOOOOOOOO…”
@dongomajor2 жыл бұрын
What does Putin have to do with the Berlin Wall
@teej0082 жыл бұрын
The Berlin Wall was latent gay with a wife and kids
@zephyr80722 жыл бұрын
@@dongomajor Putin is an extreme USSR fetishist who wants things back to the way they were before the wall fell.
@nackskott122 жыл бұрын
@@dongomajor What does a Russian imperialist have to do with Russian imperialism?
@smoppet2 жыл бұрын
Nice to know these places and things are so happy
@iskye075 жыл бұрын
I've stopped being gay, but I'm still off to the Caspian and the Mediterranean via the A48M. See you there :)
@scsutton12 жыл бұрын
Are you heading there in a mid-80s VW?
@CrazyBrosCael2 жыл бұрын
“Hadrians wall is very gay” This joke flew over my head for the first few seconds.
@wilhelmu2 жыл бұрын
I still don't get it
@budomk92992 жыл бұрын
@@wilhelmu me neither tbh. I wish someone would explain.
@nooneinparticular33702 жыл бұрын
@@wilhelmu Hadrian is a well known Roman emperor who was completely uninterested in women, the love of his life being Antinous, a young lad.
@wilhelmu2 жыл бұрын
@@nooneinparticular3370 i didn't know that. interesting. I mean, I knew about the wall and about the emperor, but not about his sexuality.
@nooneinparticular33702 жыл бұрын
@@wilhelmu There's an even more fascinating case: Elagabalus. It's better if you look him(?) up on the Wikipedia, there's just too much for me to go off memory.
@BarneyGuffleКүн бұрын
Peter Baynham. He was great on the Chris Morris Music Show.
@cartoonhead92222 жыл бұрын
Hang on, I saw this on BBC News last night.
@cdname472 жыл бұрын
This is his only on camera moment in the day today apart from that guy who says "it's nonsense" in another ep lol We should've seen more of him
@AdjustableSquelch2 жыл бұрын
you see him briefly in Grimsby as the traffic warden who gets blown up, he co-wrote it.
@13thcentury2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he turned gay, they don't employ homosexuals
@cdname472 жыл бұрын
@@13thcentury homosexuals can't swim, the attract enemy radar, they MUCK ABOUT...and aren't suitable for the navy
@TheDrugOfTheNation2 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure he’s also Dumpy Currency Susan. Chris. Chris.
@Pirosbor2 жыл бұрын
Isn't he also the guy with that weird-ass tracheotomy voicebox in Alan Partridge?? Him and Simon Pegg are the crew that film a boat commercial or something with Alan in it.
@stevecarter88102 жыл бұрын
The pauses for the elements so that we can update our records
@chelseapoet36643 ай бұрын
2024 here. Regent Street in London is probably still gay, I'm not sure they're ever gonna take the flags down.
@Struieboy2 жыл бұрын
This is outrageous! Zinc is not gay! I demand a retraction
@pauljackson24092 жыл бұрын
The gay community is galvanized into action!
@RealUlrichLeland2 жыл бұрын
I think zinc isn't technically gay anymore after they got filled up with d and stopped being a transition metal.
@pauljackson24092 жыл бұрын
@@RealUlrichLeland Those transition metals are a whole other issue. They shouldn't be competing in alkali metal sports!
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with an element being gay, eh? If the good lord had wanted them all to be straight the periodic table would have been a line. #Science
@iblame_nargles2 жыл бұрын
The amount of comments thinking this would offend the snowflakes/this is the news now or whatever else is absurd lmfao I get that you lot are out of touch but fucking hell
@vooveks2 жыл бұрын
They lie in wait for something they perceive as 'politically incorrect', and before their little brains can analyze where the actual humour is coming from for a second, their little fingers are typing out a comment, devoid of irony and self-awareness, so that everyone knows how politically correct the world has become, and how you can't say anything these days, and how this generation are a bunch of snowflakes and you'd never get away with this now etc etc etc. It's very tiring.
@Rybo42 жыл бұрын
Legit. This was written by what they would class as snowflakes.
@nakkadu2 жыл бұрын
This wont offend anyone, it just won't make anyone laugh
@hotelmario5102 жыл бұрын
Came here to say the exact same thing. People love to drag stuff like this into their culture war bullshit and Morris's comedy is quite elevated above all that spiceboy shite
@simonsimon3252 жыл бұрын
They're so boring. Every time you go near any of these sorts of clips you get knobheads going on about how everyone would be offended, not counting them of course as they're so amazing. But you never see one person complaining, just tossers imagining it. They seem to think because they can't tell the difference between clever comedy and the stupidly arrogant stuff, no one else can either. Just the fact they think people would be offended by this tells you they think gay people are the joke.
@colinstewart14322 жыл бұрын
Only a Pocket Shepherd can avert disaster tests have shown. 👍
@ShadowHasselhoff2 жыл бұрын
The actual news is marginally less absurd than this - and that’s the point. 👍🏻
@shinrarango2 жыл бұрын
the gay today
@DCharlieAC4 ай бұрын
Just levels ahead of everything ...
@stephenborland47492 жыл бұрын
Foolishly, I boycotted Neon in the 90's thinking IT was the gay inert gas. Boy did I feel stupid when I realised it was Argon.
@jacderida Жыл бұрын
"Gay cars next..." 😂😂😂
@bl13982 жыл бұрын
I unironically sold my Volkswagen because of this clip at the time
@williama71242 жыл бұрын
you do realise you were the butt of the joke. It's mocking people who called anything and everything "gay".
@Telstar62a2 жыл бұрын
@@grahamwinston3692 If you had something and used it practically, before 'Hipsters' took it over and you couldn't stand to be known as having it anymore. Typewriters, vintage clothing, any manual tools, older, non-geared bicycles, things like that
@budomk92992 жыл бұрын
@@Telstar62a that's so sad
@Rabbit_Hill2 жыл бұрын
@@budomk9299 right? Imagine getting rid of something you like and enjoy because other people like and enjoy it too. The irony being that, in this context, the people like that are falling into the exact stereotype that they put on “hipsters.” “I liked it before hipsters thought it was cool 🤬”
@montypython5521 Жыл бұрын
@@Rabbit_Hill More like "Now everyone thinks I'm a hipster"
@gadaboutunited Жыл бұрын
Colin Poppshed as a name for this is brilliant.
@stevensutton46772 жыл бұрын
Any updates on the A39 between Bath and Glastonbury?
@davelordythesecond2 жыл бұрын
Apparently it's bi with elements of gayness at the Bath end.
@hatednyc2 жыл бұрын
This is kind of like the Onion when it was still a newspaper
@davidkelly22 жыл бұрын
Satire heaven, I'm there right beside you.
@tiyas53782 жыл бұрын
Here's to hoping that the onion can slowly shift back to the kind of content they used to make. If I was rich I'd give them all my money to help them out.
@ralek5922 жыл бұрын
@@tiyas5378 If I was rich I'd find out who writes and makes all their ideas and also help them out
@jaymeister48502 жыл бұрын
Copper! I frigging knew it!
@emanuel_soundtrack2 жыл бұрын
thx for the information! i wonder how youtube still allows this . Pls keep me informed about changes and variations regarding gays
@richardchason Жыл бұрын
Always had a feeling about argon
@ExtraMaestro2 жыл бұрын
I believe Bismuth is a pretty gay element today
@enderredacted1122 жыл бұрын
it's oxide is literally the pride flag how couldn't it be
@ExtraMaestro2 жыл бұрын
@@enderredacted112 that and it’s symbol
@darkashtar6 жыл бұрын
Great comedic work
@SiOnara6 жыл бұрын
The gay seas are the Caspian and the Mediterranean. So, see you there! 😉
@mattlm645 жыл бұрын
Sea you there.
@rlagusrlagus2 жыл бұрын
POV: You're J. K. Rowling
@SpicyJohn692 жыл бұрын
KZbin's algorithms aren't gay, however they do often recommend videos like this that are right up my alley.
@davelordythesecond2 жыл бұрын
Jesus, are you calling it your 'alley' now ?
@madmurdock1007 ай бұрын
@@davelordythesecondwhy are you blaming Jesus for this?????
@davelordythesecond6 ай бұрын
@@madmurdock100 He works for KZbin, they all do.
@madmurdock1006 ай бұрын
@@davelordythesecondidiot
@robertjsmith3 жыл бұрын
Argon isnt gay i met him in a public toilet,he said he was bi
@carlhunton95162 жыл бұрын
Very noble of him
@TheoHiggins2 жыл бұрын
Surely he'd be asexual if anything
@roberthudson33862 жыл бұрын
How can helium not be one of the gay elements?
@Bee_v0mit2 жыл бұрын
Is this what people used to use before the gaydar was invented?
@icebear30342 жыл бұрын
This is on my recommended 10 years later
@coolbreeze61982 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious 😂😂😂 the good ol days
@skippysdead2 жыл бұрын
'The dust in this place!'
@cavedweller200016 күн бұрын
I live close to the A48(M) and I always had my suspicions
@mfelix35112 жыл бұрын
SO SEE YA THERE
@jp20034 жыл бұрын
'Gay Unit' LOL
@Hysteria982 жыл бұрын
This will be strangely prophetic once again, come June...
@Dave-kj4vr2 жыл бұрын
Judging by the comments, the Americans have recently discovered the Day Today, and it's completely gone over their heads.
@logansimmons31992 жыл бұрын
Gay and Fortnite in the same sentence
@johnsrabe2 жыл бұрын
Ah. That explains Argon’s Canadian girlfriend.
@jonnythomas4885 Жыл бұрын
Volkswagen's get the gay tag but campervans get off scott free!
@EdJonesVideos2 жыл бұрын
i mean, hadrian's wall was pretty gay given what we know about Hadrian
@thephoenixsystem6765 Жыл бұрын
You can tell how long it's been by how much the list of gay elements has changed. Good old zinc, though
@ShoutatcloudsАй бұрын
"So see you there"
@constantinosschinas45032 жыл бұрын
i would never thought Argon is gay.
@versioncity12 жыл бұрын
I know I was surprised about that too. I mean Zinc I can understand, but Argon?
@pauljackson24092 жыл бұрын
Noble gases don't hook up with anyone, they're voluntarily celibate. Those halogens though, total slappers!
@anonymouse7402 жыл бұрын
I always suspected the A48M was gay.
@potato13412 жыл бұрын
JK rowling looking back at Harry Potter:
@sterobloc66452 жыл бұрын
No mention of gentlemen’s toilets on Hampstead Heath then?
@Tao_Tology2 жыл бұрын
Ironically the toilets themselves are very straight.
@hailtothevic2 жыл бұрын
Chris looks a lot like Tom Holland
@ayrshiresoundman2 жыл бұрын
Delivered in a similar style to Martin Brundle.
@xoloesquincle Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@Lassemalten2 жыл бұрын
ohh damn I'm invested in zinc so I'm gay now
@darthkahn452 жыл бұрын
Copper?? REALLY?? Kept that well hidden I gotta say
@thephoenixsystem6765 Жыл бұрын
It was a phase
@mickeymcnaughton25552 жыл бұрын
You missed the M69, and Toyota cars.
@notthebody2 жыл бұрын
Shut that door.
@fanda61222 ай бұрын
in my minds eye i know this inspired the gay man news from a very special podcast called ctown
@TigerPrawn_4 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, the only true gay element is Bismuth.
4 жыл бұрын
Antimony being a close second.
@MCVessels2 жыл бұрын
...And it wasn't on the list due to Bi erasure?
@Cracklemere2 жыл бұрын
The Gay Today
@rugbynimbus3 жыл бұрын
See you there.
@TheHutchy012 жыл бұрын
I showed this to a gay friend of mine, and it confirmed for him the suspicions he's always had about argon.
@markgoulden7851 Жыл бұрын
The people who wrote this show aren't mortal. Either that or they time travelled to June 2023.
@urmaisgay64952 жыл бұрын
usually ‘only in britain’ is an insult, but sometimes it isnt.
@minimap12 жыл бұрын
It’s Reynholm!!!?
@wisteela12 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@patchso4 ай бұрын
I’m old enough to remember the day when the A48 (M) went gay.