@@tvthecat Apologies. I was being very cryptic with that one. Only readers with an Enigma machine will get it.
@tvthecat2 жыл бұрын
@@Unfunny_Username_389 You know, sons don't have to be a child, right?
@Unfunny_Username_3892 жыл бұрын
@@tvthecat Alright mate, keep yer heir on.
@dallunatic2 жыл бұрын
The "a kid of your age made that" joke made me laugh a bit too loud, I love him !
@generalmortars75572 жыл бұрын
I had just sipped water 10 seconds earlier. A few seconds more and I would have choked to death from laughing.
@akshaynelakurti12 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the joke can someone explain
@peristero65652 жыл бұрын
@@akshaynelakurti1 Child labor in china.
@dennisdegennaro74592 жыл бұрын
@@akshaynelakurti1 Child labor I think
@neuro73722 жыл бұрын
That was brilliant
@niros96672 жыл бұрын
Only just stumbled across this guy, he's so frickin funny 😂
@mahfuj_sheikh2 жыл бұрын
Romesh has been a staple of British comedy for years
@niros96672 жыл бұрын
@@mahfuj_sheikh I have no idea how I hadn't heard of him before 😅 he's so funny!
@brunolondinese58572 жыл бұрын
@@niros9667 easy, you don't watch UK panel shows
@RedTex2252 жыл бұрын
Check out task master. That’s where I first found him
@mablaba36292 жыл бұрын
HIGHLY recommend taskmaster and some of the panel shows like 8 out of 10 cats- both with Romesh and otherwise if you like this
@viz87462 жыл бұрын
Romesh always attacks his children in his stand-up! 😂😂
@rosyk.63172 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for them to see this lmao
@purplefood12 жыл бұрын
@@rosyk.6317 I imagine he practiced the routine in front of them
@quiet76322 жыл бұрын
Children are little bastards, innit?
@crystalsmith53302 жыл бұрын
That's why you have more than 2 children
@generalmortars75572 жыл бұрын
His mom as well.
@shaunalennon31442 жыл бұрын
The scary part is how right he is about the second one coming out feral.
@rodrigoa.m35662 жыл бұрын
It's so weird how that happens
@ulalaFrugilega2 жыл бұрын
Was the other way round with me and my sister, though, so… all you CAN count on might be instability.
@shaunalennon31442 жыл бұрын
@@ulalaFrugilega Same with my older brother and sister.
@skyereave94542 жыл бұрын
I was the feral one.
@profkhem2 жыл бұрын
im the 2nd one and i agree
@hannahxx172 жыл бұрын
The way to beat the 'weirdo in the movie theatre' is to sit right at the front so everyone KNOWS youre watching the screen and not their kids.
@beavisbutt-headson32232 жыл бұрын
Just to make sure everyone knows you're a good guy, you should periodically turn around and smile at the other people, though. Maybe a wee cheeky handwave could help, too.
@hannahxx172 жыл бұрын
@@beavisbutt-headson3223 And offer to share your sweets haha
@dofehino54442 жыл бұрын
that wouldnt solve the wanking though?
@papawheeliegaming56472 жыл бұрын
@@hannahxx17 bring a puppy just in case the sweets don’t do it
@hannahxx172 жыл бұрын
@@papawheeliegaming5647 And leave your white van parked close to the door in case you need to leave real quick
@sallysson2 жыл бұрын
I am new to Romesh and I love this guy; he is hilarious!
@zedalba2 жыл бұрын
Disney stuff had me rolling! I've calculated the cost of the tickets vs how many rides before I was a parent.
@PianoKwanMan2 жыл бұрын
I would find it difficult to enjoy myself without thinking about the cost, or the cost per minute
@Kimmie67722 жыл бұрын
why Disneyland is not in my list of considerations for a vacation. that and I don't live in a state that houses the park so I would have to count up travel in that price. It's just not worth to me. Especially because I know I won't ride any rollercoasters.
@Darkness85362 жыл бұрын
"A kid of your age made that" - This guy is great.
@FetenWuWa2 жыл бұрын
5:03 the audience probably pulled off one of the best bits right there.
@Lyonatan2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the second kid to find these clips. 😆
@generalmortars75572 жыл бұрын
His therapist will be able to buy a yacht on that kid alone.
@ulalaFrugilega2 жыл бұрын
My parents had the opposite: first me, and I was … let's call it "a handful", shall we? Undaunted, though, they tried again and got my sister, the sweetest person on earth. Imagine that feeling!
@Swwatter2 жыл бұрын
It's okay. When I was born, it wasn't "yay it's a boy" it was "aww... another boy..." I was the 3rd of 3. I came out a disappointment in the first seconds of my life.
@evieneyang Жыл бұрын
1st one is prototype
@nafyne2 жыл бұрын
Just discovered this guy in a clip a couple days ago, honestly so enjoyable to watch
@keithdavison29602 жыл бұрын
More I see and hear of Ramesh AKA Johnathan the more I enjoy him.
@quiet76322 жыл бұрын
Lol, forgot about his name!
@michellehuffman20252 жыл бұрын
Oh my word! I was laughing so hard at every single thing about the kids. 💀😂💀😂💀😂freaking hilarious!
@MinsEducation Жыл бұрын
"A kid of your age made that" floored me.
@JXEditor2 жыл бұрын
Get the lemon and ask them to pour vodka on it.
@luk4aaaa2 жыл бұрын
I see you have good taste
@varun_MRG2 жыл бұрын
I see you are a man of culture as well
@stubbington082 жыл бұрын
I was the Frenchman operating that ride, and I did Infact, request a sandwich.
@Matty.Hill_872 жыл бұрын
I can't argue about ice age 4, it was fucking terrible 😂
@CharlieQuartz2 жыл бұрын
Goddam that last quip was gold completely out of nowhere love it
@lehumomorena25202 жыл бұрын
M sitting here thinking what will the kids think when start watching this 🤣🤣
@gogoscorner1111 Жыл бұрын
His self satisfied laugh while he takes off his glasses 😂😂😂.. lol he's everything! 😍🔥🥰
@Matty.Hill_872 жыл бұрын
His parenting style sound so familiar to mine 😭😂
@tristanmclaren81402 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually met him and his son in the cinema before he was really nice !!
@franziskaneufeld2 жыл бұрын
The face he does to imitate his happy two year old child 7:12
@pavasite4278 Жыл бұрын
“Fruit salad is a kick in the d**k” that part really got me laughing hard 😂😂
@28thMaoriBattalion2 жыл бұрын
my first time watching his show....i laughed so hard it hurts
@Geckomayhem Жыл бұрын
This is hilarious for parents. The final punchline. OMG, it had me in stitches.
@mynameisneelhans2 жыл бұрын
10 years later, his kid watches all this😂😂.
@EmpressG2 жыл бұрын
And thinks..."Soon as I can wangle it you're going in a home old man!" 🤣
@mynameisneelhans2 жыл бұрын
@@EmpressG 🤣🤣
@Dragonian732 жыл бұрын
This guy is awesome...gotta love him!!
@desireeholloway33532 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite bit of his! 🤣🤣🤣
@annacichocka77342 жыл бұрын
3:53 like he's running away from ISIS 😂 I literally laughed out loud 😭
@tanlan92122 жыл бұрын
For my parents it was: 1st: Angel 2nd: Angel 3rd: Demon child 4th: Waste of space 5th: How did we allow this to happen? I'm the 5th 😊
@fionawall32153 ай бұрын
I'm the 5th too 😂😂
@fionawall32153 ай бұрын
I had 2 .. they're both absolute lunatics!! 😂😂
@RealAadilFarooqui2 жыл бұрын
after watching his one video I started reading the caption of his next recommended videos in his own accent...made them sound more funny in my head
@freebirddee26202 жыл бұрын
As a mother to a second born feral child…. I identify with this to an extreme level 😂 I also openly pray that one day, he’s gonna hurt himself and learn. No, 4yrs and my only conclusion is that he is made of rubber and Teflon x
@galegrazutis9642 жыл бұрын
I came so glad l dodged the kids bullet!
@seand.youtuber54232 жыл бұрын
"a kid of your age made that" 🤣😂🤣
@heythere95542 жыл бұрын
I didn't get it...
@SoloMattRS2 жыл бұрын
@@heythere9554 child labor in sweat shops.
@akshaynelakurti12 жыл бұрын
@@SoloMattRS ohhhhh my god🤣
@theswan55002 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious! 😁 😂
@Spac82 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit Romesh fucking cracks me up.
@JacobL2284 ай бұрын
I was the well-behaved first child. My brother came out screaming and never stopped.
@joshs39162 жыл бұрын
Romesh killin it 🔥
@dash_63672 жыл бұрын
This dude is mad funny 😂 nice to see new comedians keep it going bud✨
@raveno66252 жыл бұрын
He’s not new. This video actually came out a couple years ago, but the channel’s recently reposted it
@louisgerrard32322 жыл бұрын
He’s one of the most famous Uk comedians
@GlennDavey2 жыл бұрын
Standing in front of a big sign that said IRRATIONAL feels like it would give you license to say whatever and know the audience will go along with you
@168tsai8 Жыл бұрын
The child labor bit at the end, that’s brilliant.
@MoAli-nv9cf4 ай бұрын
I know of this guy like everyone does because he's everywhere but I didn't know how refreshingly good his stand up is
@ianbennett64172 жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
@RaifX392 жыл бұрын
Got recommended in my recommendations, i didnt regret watching
@ulalaFrugilega2 жыл бұрын
Mr. Ranganathan is the one comic that I thoroughly, and utterly enjoy without liking him one bit. This is an enormous feat!
@sealbeegle97852 жыл бұрын
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@TopperPenquin2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😆 I didn't think he would be funny. But... hahaha he's like a fine wine. The Humour just better with age. Laughter is good for the soul. It's also good for the Heart.
@kingstonsteele7820 Жыл бұрын
That third kid is gonna be a villian
@rachaeleigh2 жыл бұрын
That first one may turn out to be the one that's a serial killer and the second one a CEO 🤣🤣
@rac20902 жыл бұрын
so both sociopaths then
@panda42472 жыл бұрын
Which o e is worse?
@ulalaFrugilega2 жыл бұрын
Wish he'd do a movie-analysis!
@dharshinijayatilake79227 ай бұрын
Fisted by Mickey!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ❤
@Crysta19862 жыл бұрын
Can't get enough. -Watching from West Virginia USA 🇺🇸
@GlennDavey2 жыл бұрын
He's trying to talk about LiFE you guys. It's analogy for choosing a partner, or anything really. That's why you can't just "get a scoop of each". You always wonder what could have been.
@beatm69482 жыл бұрын
Its so funny seeing various iterations of the third child joke
@babbisp12 жыл бұрын
1:39 2:18 2:45 5:04 5:55
@thushfdo72622 жыл бұрын
He is brilliant!
@ropeacola462 жыл бұрын
Saw Romesh in the cinema , lol
@dennismckown49512 жыл бұрын
guess his kids havent reached the teen yrs yet. think they're horrors now, wait till they become teenagers, who know everything, and parents know nothing, like parents never went thru the same thing with their parents.
@AirWindFire2 жыл бұрын
I can not wait for his kids to be teenagers! Sorry for his suffering an all, but the material will be golden! 🤣
@ChandaOnly12 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. 😶😳🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MaestroSmoke2 жыл бұрын
You speak the truth about the cinema; I'm watchin that lone dude like a hawk
@seenitalready2 жыл бұрын
1:00 Funny bit but most places have little spoon so you can try each flavour
@miguel907442 жыл бұрын
He’s too funny 😂
@Ryvucz2 жыл бұрын
Have to show my parents this.
@thecryptofatcatandthecrypt53555 ай бұрын
So talented. Those jokes are so well constructed. I do hope his kids have a good sense of humor in the future. Otherwise. 🙃
@ZERO-CHEATS-GAMING2 жыл бұрын
One of the best comedians currently performing 😂😂
@johnlendresucaldito80762 жыл бұрын
the last part 🤣🤣🤣
@Average..... Жыл бұрын
6:14 side eye
@Thebustermann2 жыл бұрын
6:52 I can vouch for that, I was Mickey.
@TennisWithFaiz2 жыл бұрын
A young brown dad communicating effectively in his natural habitat hahaha
@gthbtn2 жыл бұрын
Moans there's no vegan dessert then moans there's two options! 😂
@flygirlfly2 жыл бұрын
I first saw him on an episode of QI. I had no idea who he was --I thought he was maybe a professor or celebrity historian personality..
@dreadnoughtusgaming46742 жыл бұрын
I feel attacked as the last of three. 🤣
@jauxro2 жыл бұрын
Rip if his kids find this 😂😭
@tyson72132 жыл бұрын
he is so good
@lukeedwards80182 жыл бұрын
Man this guyyyy, what a babe
@george.a_m2 жыл бұрын
Who’s this guy 😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@budweiserthedog4449 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nofunclub Жыл бұрын
Upright game theory
@light4872 жыл бұрын
Disney was and is expensive.. and the lines.. oh the lines. I just paid thousands of dollars to come to Disneyland so I could stand in lines for hours.
@tude172 жыл бұрын
Your comedy legit just points out that it's society/individuals that turn innocent behaviours, into sexualised/potentially abusive behaviours.
@christinabanks6516Ай бұрын
😊
@racm20232 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha this guy is hilarious
@brandoncarter2624 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha "I just got fisted my mickey!" Had me dieing!!!!
@MuhammadAli-hr1bj7 ай бұрын
Fast forward 2036 news headlines: Three men charged for strangling their comedian dad.
@movieclipsvideos17812 жыл бұрын
Have a word 👊
@emmanuelenyinwa14432 жыл бұрын
The two year old will live longest and will remember this bit longer. The 5 year old will wander off and not give a fark.
I go to the Cinema to watch kid's movies and I'm 75! lol
@genapp36032 жыл бұрын
It's good to see someone funny rather than the unfunny Jimmy Carr always shoved in my face
@andretyroneii9412 жыл бұрын
Fr. Carr is overrated
@Ms.Laterholmes52532 жыл бұрын
Love him been watching them for a while. Go to the BBC channel for comedians
@ivandimitrov799410 ай бұрын
My first child is feral and I wouldn't have her any other way, but I get where he's coming from
@jesclifford889 ай бұрын
Mine are the opposite…1st an angel, 2nd and 3rd feral, 4th an angel 😂 they don’t start out feral as babies though and that’s the trap 😅
@Kellystella972 жыл бұрын
Sooo many non dairy desserts (lactose allergic person present) znd in the know of amazing alternatives
@AirWindFire2 жыл бұрын
You probably shouldn’t give up your day job, you’d never make it as a comedian.
@jdenmark12872 жыл бұрын
So in other words, he’s a great big toddler with a more sophisticated vocabulary and access to money.
@peacetoall18582 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all bro? 😂
@Sandro2342 жыл бұрын
@@peacetoall1858 this is so deep
@gailjackson-chapman70852 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@michellehuffman20252 жыл бұрын
I might be laughing more at the Karens in the comments now though.😂😂😂😂😂😂people just can't take jokes anymore. If the party poopers actually listen, he does say multiple times how he loves his kids. Geesh! Take a Xanax or something. Lol.
@probablynotmyname85212 жыл бұрын
Ive had that cinema experience a couple of times but the guys (always guys) looked way weirder than romesh.
@dilz20122 жыл бұрын
Check out The Wolf and Owl podcast if you want more Romesh. And Tom davis.