The Funniest Way To Get Fired From A Job. Graham Kay

The funniest way to get fired from a job might be painting the wrong house, or at least thats how we feel after listening to this clip from Graham Kay. In this clip Graham talks about the time he got fired from a job for painting the wrong house and what it's like having his dream job now. Whether you're someone who has been fired for a crazy reason, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Graham Kay is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@bubzilla6137]

This actually reminds me of a story that recently has been making its way around KZbin Land. A roofing company, I believe it was in Oklahoma but don't quote me on that, started tearing an entire roof off an older couples home. It just so happened that the wife, who normally would have been home to stop them, decided to go with her husband on his work trip this time. The roof was almost completely removed by the time the boss showed up to let his crew know they got the wrong house. Two numbers in the address were inverted by someone at some point. The company finished removing the old roof, replaced it with a brand new, more energy efficient $30,000 roof, and informed the homeowners of the mistake. They not only got a new roof for free, but because of that roof, their homeowners insurance also dropped by several thousand dollars annually. They really got the long end of the stick in this case! 🙂😂🤣 Edit: multiple typos

[@edithdlp8045]

They might have been delighted. I am almost certain that the home's roof needed a replacement anyway.

[@gungho1345]

I got new rain gutters that way. Got home from work and they were replacing them. Grabbed a beer and waited for them to finish. The work order was for 5125. I lived at 5129.

[@DrGeorgeAntonios]

That couple may well have been praying to the Lord Jesus.

[@bubzilla6137]

@@DrGeorgeAntonios Very possible. That is exactly the kind of thing God would do to answer a supernatural prayer in a practical way. 🙂✝️

[@joannehalsey1619]

Amazingly crazy!!!😅

[@gregoswald7723]

...and the neighbor is like..."Dang It! That's the color I wanted to paint my house!

[@toddmiller243]

Funny!! Free job, not necessarily a paint job. Haha

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

Love the painting job story. Also-- he's fairly new to this and the ringing phone really threw him off but I like the way he incorporated his discomfort into the routine and riffed on it a bit. Excellent recovery!

[@sigor2011]

Ya, at least one funny joke in 10 minutes

[@mountainjeff]

I don't think that was ad-lib. "Momentum". That was funny. I think it was prepared.

[@alvallac2171]

*riffed

[@CountDewkeww]

His house story reminds me of the time I got home from work and my white House was painted brown. It was the weirdest thing. My neighbors didn’t see a thing.

[@hanestshirtsarecool]

Me too. I came home one day and my white house was also brown. This story reminds me of that. When someone painted my house brown. Guess I'm not the only one this happen to. When a stranger painted my house brown. Because I didn't ask for it 😂

[@toddmiller243]

Liar!!

[@shelbywoo3229]

😂😂😂

[@mysticmusical]

You should've at least drove back to see if they keep it brown! 😂

[@alvallac2171]

*driven (because "should've" = "SHOULD haVE" and we say "should have driven," not "should have drove")

[@toddmiller243]

Driven, but funny!!

[@kybourbonboy]

Actually happened to my daughter's house. No one ever owned up to doing it. She lives on East *** Avenue and there is a West *** Avenue of the same number.

[@edithdlp8045]

I live on a street that has north and south in front of the name. I can't recall how many times the uber has taken us to the wrong home.

[@themacocko6311]

Maybe this guy did it?

[@toddmiller243]

BS

[@Rosie_C]

@@edithdlp8045 I work (as a nanny) on a street like that. Same road names, same numbers, but N, S, and W. A few weeks after I started working there, it was still during the covid work from home days, a food delivery came for a name I had never heard of so I sent them away and told them they must have had the wrong street. It was my boss’s lunch that a coworker had ordered under their name. 😂 That oops was not the street’s or the delivery person’s fault that time.

[@kybourbonboy]

@@toddmiller243 Get a life. I would not have said it if it did not happen.

[@pixiethebug]

You know, depending on the color? I wouldn't mind that much to come home and find the house painted 😂😂😂

[@lisathomas1622]

Omg… no one told them what happened? 😂😂😂😂 that’s hysterical

[@michaelnewell6385]

Maybe these people that owned the house were amongst those that say they “don’t see color”.

[@chargerman165]

What a funny guy! In a lot of ways he reminds me of my favorite comedian Steven Wright. Great job. Years ago when much younger owned a painting business so the one about the wrong house was fantastic.

[@themacocko6311]

How? Steve is a one liner comedian.

[@GrahamKayComedy]

Hey thanks!

[@toddmiller243]

He was/is the $hit. I put spot remover on my dog, can't find him!! Hhahahah

[@toddmiller243]

@@themacocko6311 Your a 2 vowel fool!!

[@ladyweasellou3367]

Omg i laughed so hard i woke up the ferrets.

[@richcampus]

7:01 "...tube of farts..." 😂😂😂

[@CCMorgan]

Brilliant. Loved it

[@vindivergilio3482]

That house painting mistake.was pretty funny. Would have loved to see the owners faces when they came home. Would ya report it to the cops?? I could only imagine that 911 call!!

[@kcl060]

Omg! Ridiculously hilarious!!!

[@jewelleryaddict]

Yeah hello I want to report a painted house! Yes it's mine, no I don't drink. It's brown now and this morning it was white. Ok buddy, don't call here again.

[@beverleyreid563]

I clicked on this by accident but could not leave. He is very funny.

[@lovepeacejoyhappiness]

I laughed so hard multiple times

[@GrahamKayComedy]

hey thanks! I post often

[@charisasmith8554]

Me too!! One of the funniest I've seen on dry bar!

[@jacqueschneider4687]

This was so funny!!! Great job

[@lioness3963]

This should be the safety brief before the flight takes off 😂

[@terfalicious]

Truth in comedy form! So funny!

[@Psyche_MMA]

THAT WAS FRIKEN AWESOME 😃

[@Bildad1976]

At 2:54 He missed an incredible segue between his story about painting the wrong house because he got the address wrong, and his Tonight Show story. He should have followed the house-painting anecdote with "Gee, I'll never make that mistake again. When anyone gives me an address anymore, I confirm it 3 times! Otherwise, I never would have successfully made it here... to the Tonight Show." And then used that to lead into his Tonight Show story.

[@cliffords.8341]

I used to paint houses, apartments, condos and one gas station. Luckily we never painted the wrong building.

[@MomentsInTrading]

He was good. He looks a little bit like the guy from the movie Office Space.

[@seedsoflove7684]

John krasinski? 😊

[@pelletfunner6701]

I laughed so hard!!!!

[@truepeacenik]

YT ad during this video? Certa pro painters.

[@Gasgaification]

Penn Jillette is laughing hard!

[@jmin87]

Why does the boss sound like Bill Burr😅 lol

[@hanifnahian]

Good story 👍🏽

[@Music_is_Breathing]

He's killing me!!!!! Sooo funny!!!

[@BonnieDuritsky]

RIOT!!! I was crying laughing!

[@mamadeborah1999]

Loved the flight segment! We kust took an eight hour flight midnight to 8am and so much of that is true😅. But no flu just a cold now😂😂

[@MJ-co2eh]

Hilarious !😭

[@SeeingSebastian]

That was charming

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Momentum 😂😂😂

[@myhandsrfullofluv4225]

I wish someone would accidently paint my house 😂

[@sKitZoBonKa]

Painted the wrong house 😂

[@janetttyminski7295]

I bet they made a very big mess with all that brown paint. Funny story. Not so funny for the home owners.

[@francesbernard2445]

Can a person get fired from a job before they ever get hired on there as an intern? I did once while being run off the place only because according to them I am too old.

[@Fubar2024]

I knew of a roofing company that roofed the wrong house! This was in Canada though.

[@kcl060]

That would be a huge THANK YOU! But a brown house...

[@MrCoalmin]

You can really tell he dressed himself in the morning.

[@MrBrownnn696]

Lmfao omg

[@bengray423]

He should have went back to that house. Man your house looks so nice. Who painted it ? We have no idea . Well good ,oh I mean good job! Bye!

[@phyllisggross9766]

Funny guy! 😅

[@judelainegazes]

I don't remember my red eye flight, but that's ok I was 38 and, having transformed into 73, a lot has happened...miracles, tragedies, babies and more and more babies. Love makes the world go round

[@aloysiusmaina2625]

First class coughs 😂

[@nancymansfield6693]

His set was VERY funny until the phone call. This is just the last few minutes of the whole set. I wish they had shared his intro!!! Very funny!

[@Land-Shark]

I hope the homeowner was wearing his brown pants when he saw his house.

[@usauditresponse]

The home was a rental, they lost tw deposit because the color change wasn't approved...

[@arlenefisher1164]

done with dry bar... can't finish a show.... sad because I like it...

[@AFL67pitt]

I was fired 2 days after I quit once 😂

[@bryantsmith3134]

My bowel movements are CREAMY and ZESTY 😊

[@donnabuckalew-wagner6431]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@greatboniwanker]

Honey... does something look different to you?

[@bobbg9041]

My bet is he looses another job.

[@verajohnson4367]

Weird choice of unmatched clothes!!

[@musicmaven3149]

That jacket is looking a little Proud. Really hope that wasn’t intentional…

[@liljoniijon]

the one guy we all keep hearing is definitely getting paid cause nothing in the first 4 minutes was funny at all

[@ginny0719]

Anyone ever have a client change colors 7 times? I did...whats funny is she changed back to the first one. She didn't realize the time of day and lighting makes a BIG difference! I made some really hood money on that job because she felt so bad about changing so many times!

[@jewelleryaddict]

Hello police I would like to report a painted house. No I am not drinking! It was white this morning now its brown. Ok buddy dont call here again and sober up!

[@antibrevity]

He could have moved on after the phone, but instead he let it derail the set and lower the enjoyment for the whole audience. Forgetting to mute your phone is unfortunate, but letting that disrupt the show for everyone is worse. In a room with so many people someone might forget to silence their phone. It's annoying for everyone, but it's usually embarrassing to the person who did it, so trying to make them feel even worse makes you the jerk, not them. Have you never forgotten something? A rude person answers the phone and begins having a conversation or texting back. A normal human being immediately silences the phone and feels terrible about the disruption. Making a mistake is not the same as being rude; humans are not perfect. I've never forgotten to silence a phone, but I'm OCD and that's an advantage in this situation ;).

[@rustylee1836]

Yep! I saw someone with a lot of likes saying he recovered well, but, no, he did so poorly after that, slowest recovery I've ever seen by a comedian.

[@Hallucinato444]

I haven't even watched the video and I'm predicting this never happened and that this isn't the funniest way to get fired

[@TheGong00zler]

Even for women who choose to cover up & dress modestly as a part of religion & find it empowering, I still find it degrading because it’s still saying your body is wrong/tempting/sexy/too beautiful & it is your responsibility to help men. I know this is MY take based on my current understanding but if Islam people could explain, please do. I’d love to hear & learn

[@namehere8099]

In the military, a guy told us he thought women that were totally covered up (specifically Muslim women) to be gorgeous! He said he had some sort of fetish that made him think, "I just wonder what she looks like under all that!" 😂

[@cauliflowerpower41]

He's the funny guy at work but I wouldn't say a standup needs more in timing

[@Ainaes-Feline]

Not funny at all, even the story about the house could have been delivered a lot better than the hack job he made out of it. Too bad..good material but the comedian sucks.

[@jamesbryan1644]

Sorry, Graham, nothing funny here.

[@GrahamKayComedy]

People are literally laughing

[@derekwalker4622]

Well, for no more good than "The Tonight Show" and any other garbage spewing late-evening-after-the-11 o'clock-news shows come on, I can see why this guy thinks it is a "momentous" moment in his life. If *I* were a comedian, I would rather shoot my foot than go on one of those stupid shows. I was also *not at all impressed* with this guys performance, and I also think his big moment was definately on that show, not this one however.

[@Vincent-ke5zn]

This guy is okay, but I've noticed that the older comedians are funnier

[@its_me_flee8188]

He deserves to be fired. He’s NOT FUNNY. AT ALL.

[@gsftom]

Not very funny, thinks he is 🙂

[@grizzlee7547]

So, when does he say something funny?

[@vladtepes97]

imagine, the two shooting victims once owned a beautiful, white house, until one fateful day.

[@dallasreid7755]

That was like comedy but without the funny bits

[@jzmcgriggs8652]

What a waste of time. I painted the wrong house is not comedy. Unless you don't have any real jokes. I made it 9 min before I gave up.

[@Herculano420]

SUCKS

[@willemp6432]

Stop testing your intellect and just be funny.

[@magpie_vii]

You first

[@RicoCosta317]

What tf you talking about? The man is hilarious. I'm gonna check out the full routine in the Dry Bar app while you sit there in apparent misery 😂

[@RicoCosta317]

​@@magpie_vii🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gcfournier3386]

Testing your intellect? He told stories about painting the wrong house

[@julianlocklear8069]

Worst I've seen on drybar

[@rudysal1429]

Pretty mediocre.

[@RichardWraith]

Which for a new and nervous comedian is a great start. He didn’t bomb, dealt with audience disruption and is relatable. I couldn’t do better than he did… 👍🏼🍻

[@michaelzorz2344]

As are you❤

[@lisaherrick2610]

BOOOOO BOOOOOO ABOUT THE TWO PEOPLE HAVING TO DIE AND HE HOPED THE FAMILY GOT TO SEE HIS SET.. NOT FUNNY AT ALL. THIS GUY IS SLOW TOO AND FORGETS WHERE HE IS AT.

[@user-bv8bh8fu8k]

Fr

[@ericlondon2663]

I was fired because I was hired (somewhere else). Paid out in the end LOL

[@Dana.Walker]

Painting the wrong house: providing free home improvement services one mistake at a time!" 😂🏠🎨