The galaxies best anti-piracy team by TerranEclipse3101 | Humans are Space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1184

[@Hektols]

I guess that the rest of sentient species in this story come from low gravity worlds, explaining why they are taller than humans but fragile compared to them.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

here I was expecting an anti-piracy screen to show up on a pirate bay's main computer, and handily remind them that they were running an illicit copy of code bellonging to IBM computing.

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@davidvincent5701]

I would love to hear the job interview of both anti-pirite personal.

[@WardNightstone]

pretty sure the Human was hired by forcing his way into the interview room

[@nickpossum3607]

Probably the same way Han Solo and Chewy get hired for jobs.

[@CT-1035]

@@WardNightstone rips open steel doors “Hi, I’m here for the interview”

[@samueltrusik3251]

Who would win? Dozens of pirates with advanced weaponry or a duo of stronk monke and a big birb

[@cgi2002]

Stupid part is, were not even a strong monkey, were just the smartest monkey. Imagine their reaction to an actual gorilla in an armoured suit.

[@UNSCPILOT]

@@cgi2002 or an armored suit that gave us the strength of a gorilla, for added scare factor

[@xenoplayspl6239]

​@@cgi2002 or an Chimp in a armored suit cuz i those things are homicidal maniacs

[@Allantitan]

@@xenoplayspl6239 or both

[@mikethurman3147]

I'm picturing the chicken from the epic Family Guy fight... Jebus, I need sleep.

[@WiredTurkey316]

Just the kind of pure hfy I was in the mood for

[@wyvernharries4788]

No no I think she's right. Its "we're here to kick gum and chew ass. And am all out of ass" Lol

[@francisalvaro6585]

- Dick Kickem

[@wyvernharries4788]

@@francisalvaro6585 Yes! glad someone else gets it. :)

[@crayonchomper1180]

"Hail to the king baby"

[@crayonchomper1180]

@@francisalvaro6585 follow your dream

[@HurremDurrem]

HE DID IT BOIS HE FOUNDS A SWITCH TALL TOMBOY ALIEN BIRB GF

[@monkeysue61]

Woo

[@chrisdufresne9359]

Did Billy Bob actually get with Emily?

[@HurremDurrem]

@@chrisdufresne9359 waaay too familiar not to be

[@StarForgers]

​@@chrisdufresne9359 Was that from the "Introduction to human biology" series? Or another one? I thought that the alien girl in that one was a dragon girl? 🐉

[@chrisdufresne9359]

@Trevor Thieme Billy Bob Space Trucker is the source of the 2 characters. It's another narrated series that goes full boar into the 'Murica! memes.

[@shosroy]

Even though I know better I still imagine this as a Billy Bob space trucker after story. Not with Billy Bob himself but with another human

[@sedevri864]

I had to check on this myself

[@AgroSquerril]

could be :)

[@willgallatin2802]

Fun story, and good acting. Now call off the nanites, my right sock seems to have a hole.

[@AgroSquerril]

no idea what you are talking about govna

[@crayonchomper1180]

"I'll show you a pain in the ass." ooh that's saucy

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@Allantitan]

When that was said a minimum of 50 different meanings flashed through my head and most of them were nsfw 😂

[@crayonchomper1180]

@@Allantitan 50, damn, I could only think of 3, 2 of which were NSFW

[@johns9652]

And Sari replied "Wording". I'd venture a guess the author was a fan of the animated show "Archer". Archer is like...USA spies are intelligence service Orcs. Anyway, it was a running gag on the show that when somebody said something that could be taken as innuendo, one of the characters would say Phrasing!.

[@kurtismiller9544]

Kicking pirate butt! The fun way to spend the day!

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

And getting paid for it The best way to spend the day

[@Deveyus]

Why does the simulator simulate people they can't see watching them? That's such a weird angle.

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril Bless the Author Bless the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

This reminds me of a Traveller game I was in. Pirates were out of control in this sector, and I didn't want to lose my ship or any cargo. I made a deal for pirate hunting, they would reward me quietly for every pirate I destroyed (I was a very good deal maker and an even better pilot, I had connections all over the Imperium and beyond, as I had been a Noble top ranked Naval Officer before being encouraged to leave. I had connections almost everywhere though) So, facing the main airlock, behind a thin plastic wall, I placed an auto cannon set to fire through and out the airlock to take care of any boarders in heavy or Combat Armor and to put a few holes in the pirate ship as well. (The first rounds were for unarmored or lightly armored, followed by AP, no explosives as it was point blank and would have hurt us too. In the cargo bay I placed some heavy weapons aimed to fire out of the cargo hatch, mostly a few heavy auto cannons, and a few recoilless Weapons (Didn't use Energy weapons in case the Pirates detected the energy build up or if the ships engine was damaged, don't mean I didn't have them ready though, a plasma cannon fired into a pirates cargo hold, at point blank range, would really ruin their day or week. We would roll ship to present the cargo hold for looting, and when the pirate ship was nicely framed we would let fire into the interior where the Prates would be just starting to come across to board us, if lightly armored vac suits or so, we would hold the Rifles and just use the AC, and usually have a fresh new ship to sell, or turn in for a reward This was around the Black Box Traveller set period with the addons

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@NPCNo-xm2li]

Anyone else thought the duo was kind of similar to the one from "I'm sorry" storry?

[@crayonchomper1180]

only their sizes are reversed

[@wrathshorts2894]

Why does this seem like a Ryan Reynolds movie?

[@AgroSquerril]

everything does in the right context

[@UNSCPILOT]

I would certainly watch that movie, sounds like a fun ride

[@eliandervalderen5849]

I honestly felt it Partners or not they were dating

[@crayonchomper1180]

the "I'll show you a pain in the ass" quote is rather damning in that regard

[@tyrschampion471]

Thank you for sharing

[@AgroSquerril]

a pleasure

[@kennethhummel4409]

Why do these people sound like some cops I used to know?🤔

[@chrislenz6634]

it's bubble-gum!!! I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-gum!!!

[@l.b.9142]

The timestamp is not quite right at 42 seconds😀. Everything else is great and appreciated.

[@AgroSquerril]

yea , they would have all changed due to the emergency online editing I was doing last week. Need to go back and fix

[@Cluxystardom]

I love your videos

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you enjoy the content

[@basrengangetch.2042]

Did KZbin just took the like count off?

[@AgroSquerril]

Just checked , for some reason it was turned off. You should be able to see it now

[@helslayerknightclaw1339]

HFY, The Reddit with the most potential to flood the Sci Fi Market with new and innovative ideas like the small bits in the TV Show Orville, but it is guarded jealously by the Reddit Moderator Dragons who will oppress anyone who breaks even half a rule on that fucking subreddit, LIKE SERIOUSLY THOSE GUYS NEED TO CHILL

[@alendonvaldor5808]

WHich rules? I just looked and the rules are quite straightforward.

[@helslayerknightclaw1339]

@@alendonvaldor5808 yes, but do not be fooled

[@alendonvaldor5808]

@@helslayerknightclaw1339 Can you give any examples?

[@Elmithian]

@@helslayerknightclaw1339 Do you mean that what you write there will be property of the sub reddit or something?

[@helslayerknightclaw1339]

@@Elmithian yeah the mods are shit basically

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@richardhowells5804]

I'd watch that show 😎

[@bathroomprophet2310]

For the squirrel

[@angrydragonslayer]

Neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinathrawes746]

Training makes reality easier.

[@darkhorse13golfgaming]

Well I do like tall women.....lol

[@yomogami4561]

yay pirate chow

[@Angl0sax0nknight]

Funny as F😂😂😂

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@arakheno4051]

F.A.S.

[@beingsneaky]

The ending was just as bad as the " it was all just a dream" now how many ppl know what I am talking about??

[@merlinwizard1000]

85th, 24 January 2024

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm