The Greatest Rap Battle Ever

Freestyle rap contest between two black kids is the worst thing of all time.

[@thesoggygrandpa6425]

Eli is cheating he's reading lyrics from the inside of his eyelids

[@liviningold]

Ahahahaha!! Your comment made this video even better! Fuuuck!! :D:D:D

[@ECLIFE-sg4im]

Fukn funny comments lmho

[@MsRspsLegend]

E.C. LIFE hahahahaha

[@120Kerne]

Man this made me cry from laughing :,D

[@Tapout881000]

***** they both look like 2 poor kids you see in those comericals from ethiopia

[@aceboogie2968]

My question is why my guy got his hands all over dudes chest like that

[@biggredd2092]

He looks autistic man

[@bigman4560]

@@biggredd2092 we not talking bout Eli

[@chikounpluggedmusic]

The whole show is looking hella sus

[@christinebuckingham8369]

Maybe that's his son?

[@majo2353]

They were in that heart bubble for a second lol

[@DROPMEADEAGLEBRAH]

"We don't have time to explain the rules" then proceeds to explain the rules rofl

[@xXap3xpredatorXx]

ROFL I am sssoooo dead right now bro! You win the internet.

[@LimmeLimbo]

Venomous_Gamer Look at what the fuck you just wrote

[@dsoto8312]

Bisexual Bridle Shower

[@jasjfl]

Not only that but they had to stop because Eli clearly didn’t understand the rules.

[@504jec]

What happened was that when Eli dropped the first epic bar, it rebooted his brain function. Lyrics or wordplay like that is to way to much to be improvised from a human mind. His brain couldn't handle it. The people around him couldn't believe what he said causing anaphylactic shock. His lyrics where so ( no words to explain how amazing it was ) that it altered time before he spoke it .Which explains the video vintage quality. If this video is in 1080p hd, our heads will explode.

[@nikk796]

LMAO hahahahaha

[@skelter1153]

He retired from the game, don't you listen? HE DID IT! ...and it's done.

[@mdsr640]

that definitely had to be it

[@GTfrmBK]

am i the only one who comes back and watches this just to get a good laugh😭🤣🤣

[@oswaldopadilla3128]

It’s been atleast 10+years and I had to come back

[@Signal_in_the_noise]

Bro it kills me every time….like what in the actual fuck is going on

[@wernwin]

No bro we in this together 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@RealStreetEnt936]

did he just say "You look like Rosie ODonnell at a bisexual bible shower" ????

[@0WENAT0R]

Bridal shower

[@TripoVision]

2:06 Eli just spit the greatest rhyme in history, and everyone was shocked silent by his genius. Even the camera man stopped, the music stopped, his brain stopped, and the world stopped as soon as those epic rhymes dropped.

[@HomePremiered]

***** see you in hell. LMAO

[@TripoVision]

Eli, the epitome of following your dreams.

[@YanuStepdad]

+TripoVision You are the greatest yet worst human I have ever seen

[@TripoVision]

thank you everyone!

[@wernwin]

Verse of the Gods

[@JohnSmith-lm1fc]

Did he rhyme "cripple" with "cripple"?

[@WildfireWiffler44]

Looks like you don't understand the meaning of multi-syllabic rhyme schemes

[@dialatedmcd]

WildfireWiffler44 daaaaamnn. i can't belie he don't know dat meaanning

[@biggredd2092]

It's amazing what the "lyrical knowledge" can produce in tight situations

[@LnGrrrR]

I cracked up at the "Rosie O'Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower" line. Where the heck did he come up with that from? Props.

[@bboyisaac07]

😂😂😂

[@jessicaserrano6922]

Eli busted the that’s so raven flashback to read the lyrics

[@thaddeusrattley]

Aye chill lmao

[@MorpheusZues]

Eli should've won, cuz he's the best mang

[@Pbra90]

He deed it

[@Sedona8]

He'll remind you every hour.

[@RiyanVisram]

Eli came back and snapped lmaooo

[@lamarzprice82]

Legend has it, Marv-O still huggin dudes to this day

[@tanyadickey6827]

Ummm why is the host molesting the middle judge lol that's probably why dude hit that gay parade line in his rap lol

[@LimmeLimbo]

Years later and I'm still laughing

[@tonys9089]

The Rosie O Donnel Line was fire!

[@zedovski]

This is so OG I can't even fathom the rhymes being dropped. Full respect

[@irvingrios5649]

Crack is one hell of a drug.

[@imagineme69]

3:05 ..." He ran in front of the cat" 😂😂😂

[@Baghuul]

Im da best mayne, i deyd it. lolol

[@LordKishi]

I'm da best mane, I deed it

[@ILOVEISRAELETERNALLY]

😂

[@IlluminotENT]

"He need to stay in the shade" lmao

[@YungHotSpitta]

“He already in the gay parade” HEAT

[@Mr.Brolic]

When that Edible kick in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iAmSeriousBaylis]

😂Okayyyy!😂

[@AbdiAktivo]

Eli fucking shines in comparison to the other dude. He has a "style", and stands out. Would really like to know what Eli's doing today!

[@MrDBcooper77]

This dude need to stay in the shade/ain't no wonder why he came out/he's already in the gay parade/...BHAHAHAHA!!!

[@LeWackAMo]

i couldn't stop laughing after gay parade

[@MrDBcooper77]

that dude looks crazy..but..that was a classic line if i ever heard one!!!I laughed all over again when i saw the response..lol

[@LeWackAMo]

bahaha

[@chrisjohnson3156]

Underated bar!! 💯

[@ILOVEISRAELETERNALLY]

😂

[@elliottconnolly5917]

Not fair on the other guy. Eli had his rhymes written on his eyelids

[@tupacshakur5101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pittblaster]

I laughed from the beginning of this video till the very end lmao then I started reading the comments lmmfgdfao #dead

[@mdsr640]

I swear to the mighty lord that there was not single moment I didn't stop laughing. I was actually kinda confused whether to feel bad or continue laughing.

[@jmdf7274]

WTF, how did I get here and what the FUCK did I just watch .

[@languageofmovement]

I'm wondering the same thing!!!

[@jakeochoa17]

its youtube, it happens time to time " yeah man "

[@Yardidol]

IKR WTH!

[@ezakiahhaven4405]

I started watching cops beating up people, and some how came to this shit lmao

[@LimmeLimbo]

You moved your mouse or traced your finger across your touchpad on your laptop*if you have one* then you clicked this video, you didn't even bother to stop or exit the video, and you kept on watching. Now, Clicking something is understandable, but watching and not trying to prevent watching it is just done on purpose, and I know you watched it because you said "WTF DID I JUST WATCH?!"

[@BoonGetzBizzy]

Damn we looked crazy in the early 2000s, everything oversized 😂😆

[@Smokeurmum]

those lyrics are so deep that no one here is even able to appreciate the true value of this piece of art. NOWAHAIMMSAYYYY ?

[@vertextra]

eli fucking destroyed envy!!! man eli can spit bro, listen to what he can junction together. way better than envys shit. yea i mean eli choked. but the mans got a mental disability. yall haters gon hate. my nigga eli won that shit

[@DREWVIX1992]

They found these rappers in the garbage. No pun intended. Also why is the host getting homosexual with that judge?

[@SeanTheDomesticTerrorist]

they were so bad youtube was like fuck this shit and commited suicide on 2:19 LOOL

[@DonQuixoteLaMancha]

Its a show for people who are mentally challenged you idiot haha

[@isaachopper4868]

Its not funny the one in the blue is actually mentally challenged😈

[@DREWVIX1992]

Isaac Hopper Oh I didn't know what this show was about, I thought they were serious.

[@DREWVIX1992]

evander therrien Calls me the idiot, watches a TV show about idiots hurting themselves.

[@therealtoof208]

That boy was about to go in on Envy, but he was stopped and then disqualified because he used fowl and offensive language. Him being "mentally challenged" wasn't affecting his lyrical talent; I think he might have been pretty good if he had followed the rules of their battle. #Opion

[@GrassValleyGreg]

You need to go to the fuckin dent- OH! The freeze frame at 3:35 with the heart wipe had me laughing for a good long while.

[@mdsr640]

I can never forget this video. This video keeps the KZbin working.

[@alexgarcia6923]

Funniest shit i've seen today. Made my day, lowkey. Time to show my friends. LOL

[@Sean-yh6yn]

Did your friends like it?

[@SundayVenom]

When god denies me from entering the gates of heaven he’s gonna pull up this video.

[@fullguayaco]

Funniest thing if seen. The silent moment with the other guy trying to figure out what's going on lol 😂

[@OreoCinima]

Eli fucking wrecked that kid

[@brandonlamb9067]

It’s like Rosie O’Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower

[@westy229]

2:15 "I did it" OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Barz homie

[@shangooya2522]

😂😂😂 “ He already in the gay parade”

[@allthingshigh]

Whats wrong with eel eyes

[@Dragonjasp]

I'll admit that I laughed as an initial gut reaction but giving these kids a chance ain't nothing wrong with that.

[@isaacj.sanders2563]

This isn't rapping this is the effect of nervous teenagers and drugs. *cringe*

[@wax2640]

Still better than most main stream rappers.

[@mdhospital6985]

These dudes had heart for real, I couldn’t do it

[@fullguayaco]

Battle for the front sit in the short bus😝

[@CoolRanch420]

2:57 WTF is a Bisexual Bible Shower

[@AWESOMEDOG100]

CM Mexican TV-MA bisexual bridle shower

[@CoolRanch420]

Oh I thought he said bible

[@blastedlife4205]

Eli: uuuuu iam the best there ever was uuuuu uuuuu silence blank stare into popping eyes out silence for like 2 mins iam the best there ever was huuuujhhhhhhh Envy: nigga you high

[@Nilesthagod]

Who's here 2020 lol??

[@WatsonHelmholtz]

"Eim da best mane I ded et... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..." That suspense though

[@JavierMelendez]

2023. Hardest bars ever dropped. Champ of all time.

[@morbidproductions4674]

lol this guy really look confused as hell XD

[@shukuratulilah]

Morbid Productions he has cerebral palsy

[@concernedcitizen2350]

I bet those two judges that voted against Eli feel pretty dumb now.

[@DoeRecompense]

We need a part 3 to the documentary. WHERE TF IS ENVY!!!

[@sonofthor1604]

I feel sad for that eli he seems disabled but that's sick his bar "gay-parade"

[@shukuratulilah]

sonofthor he has some type of cerebral palsy

[@Medowvsworld]

Why he wearing glasses??💀

[@shinobi1kenobi75]

It's sad to see people in whatever condition they are suffering from.

[@coryorcutt4528]

Why's he standing behind him like they at a funeral!?

[@derekk.1912]

J-DUB likes to be held when he watches rap battles.

[@wawadu2117]

I cant lose this video again, youtube is so fucking saturated now

[@1gamer795]

Eli looks like he should be in a scary movie

[@wawadu2117]

MAN THE WAY ELI DIDN'T WIN THIS is insane to me

[@DoeRecompense]

2:55 beautiful fade into a killer bar.

[@dbjaeger2834]

I didn't understand a single word.

[@smokeyjoe5908]

uh huh yeah ugh yeah ohh yeah best stall ever

[@vegan4theanimals]

"envy" I'm sorry, I must've missed the part where not only did Eli give envy a new asshole but he proceeded to destroy it simultaneously.

[@dest151]

he said "look at this dude he needs to stay in the shade".. lol rolling on the floor dying! ding ding ding, Eli wins Eli wins :)

[@TheZguitarboy67]

how did i get here? this is one step over the dark side of youtube...

[@starlord3685]

What is he doing with his eyes

[@carloscaine4932]

Eli is the man

[@juniors_vidz]

Eli killed the beat won for sure

[@coryorcutt4528]

Eli was going for those Hellen Keller bars!

[@bklynmosmvp]

Other copies of this are called worst rap battle ever

[@jakemueller7069]

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life

[@jonathanrichards5939]

The people who write lil waynes lyrics are these gents.

[@ubertuber463]

My rhymes are straight up clever WTF

[@Sahasrahla.]

Haha "I said 'freakin'" :p

[@cuLiref]

Who do I see about getting the last 5 minutes of my life back?

[@northside3701]

Envy sounded like Fabulous 😂

[@kennetheadams]

Nick Cannon’s next diss track

[@thaddeusrattley]

I looked for this forever

[@redhog12346]

Dude wasn't supposed to curse he said freak at the end

[@xyz-mp1ol]

my dude had to reboot

[@vp62ift]

Did Eli’s eyes go cross eyed

[@immortalwolfz1973]

Lmao that shit is to funny and I even laughed more when the judges started laughing halarious the guy with the weird eye I mean I didnt expect that I was like what the hell

[@rarnerm7017]

I wish there was a rap battle equivalent to let it shine inrl but apparently they just suck as bad as this

[@jeremiahhill1833]

LOL JIT EYS LOOK LIKE AN UNIDENTIFIED SEA HORSE WITH NO ankles

[@kakr-ut8jn]

Thefuck?? This was the special rap olynpics

[@madman2u]

It's not that they're bad, but that they don't live up to the standard we see in movies. But it's important to remember that movies are rehearsed, freestyle is usually not. Not sure if they got disabilities, but it shouldn't really matter. Talent have many forms, handicapped or not. Just wanted to state this.

[@alexwestsidin2319]

Just turn down the volume and watch eli's eyes...them shits go hard

[@120Kerne]

Brotherly love, not gay love.

[@robschwab4373]

I feel bad for him, he must be super nervous. And clearly, there are some developmental delays.

[@iamcodizzle]

the dipset beat kills me lol Eli cool yo don't hate

[@icecoldmeat4046]

They still can rap better than little Wayne

[@rubenhernandez4394]

Haha this dude was pulling rhymes out of his azz!

[@HintonburgRep]

the kid with the eyes is way better

[@Jason-fr7ws]

ELI shouldve been the next Eminem

[@LuWheely_]

the internet at its finest

[@jadacottingham8554]

Why he holding that man😂🤣😂