The Horniest Album Ever Made

[@danielbarrero2815]

“i don’t got a crystal ball, but i know what your future needs” is such a Drake bar lol

[@TTYLIG]

Most Drake bar that Drake has never written

[@BrandonAyong]

" I decided to finally give into temptations and listen to this album " Smokey produced the group The temptations back in the 60s . Fantano got BARS

[@Schneekardinal]

It's not "what your future needs", it's that he knows all her future needs (needs as a noun).

[@BREATHER_]

I can actually hear 2012 Drake rap/singing that

[@Forgan_Mreeman]

Drake wrote it

[@EZZI00]

"long ago, the four gasms lived in harmony, until the firegasm attacked"

[@Robscure_]

Almost spit out my oatmeal

[@JeanMarceaux]

And turned the entire establishment into a Gorgasm

[@bonsairobo]

Careful, Anthony. Smokey said, "the gasms you **don't** give me, I don't think exist." By means of a double negative, Smokey is telling you that you give him **every** gasm that exists.

[@franciasii2435]

Melon shaved his reading comprehension off.

[@fantano]

Smokey really out-gasmed us on this one 😔

[@yourboibigbrain7353]

Rare fantano comment

[@KnuxDeluxe]

Two wrongs always make it alright

[@Thefrawd]

@@KnuxDeluxe is that a tpab reference

[@andydee1304]

It's very subtle, but the word 'gasms' is very close to the word 'orgasms' which is commonly used to denote sexual climax. I think this was deliberate. This album is about sex.

[@JeanMarceaux]

No way, that's impossible! You can't talk about that on public broadcast media!

[@andydee1304]

@@JeanMarceaux there are a lot of songs about sex. I want to sex u up by Color me badd is one.

[@cuandotumedasunagalleta7169]

😊😊​@@JeanMarceaux

[@cherrycolareal]

​@@JeanMarceaux ☺️☺️

[@admkbldwn]

I did not have "Anthony Fantano sends Smokey Robinson to horny jail" on my 2024 bingo card

[@Tables-zm7db]

Underated Comment

[@micromints1735]

I can’t believe Smokey Robinson is literally constantly gasming at every single moment of every day, he’s the king of gooners.

[@Chandiwila999]

😭

[@cr9423]

This would go crazy on an uber driver's playlist

[@ishuboshi]

real

[@KHAOS_CT]

with extended eye contact in the rear view mirror 😫

[@squatchjosh1131]

Public transport phone speakers banger

[@TheThingInMySink]

I'm watching this in the middle of the night and I feel like I'm going to wake up tomorrow and genuinely think this whole thing was just a fucked up dream.

[@heyitsmort7744]

I’m watching it tomorrow - you were definitely dreaming

[@spookydonkey42]

I went to see Smokey back in like 2012? And ofc the classics were amazing but halfway thru he says he is going to start playing his new stuff and then he would NOT STOP grinding the mic stand and humping the air nonstop for a solid 20 minutes. The collective cringe shift had ppl mapping their paths to the exits the second it ended. So gasm definitely lines up this

[@netizenrealness]

oh my god 😭

[@micromints1735]

This man has the opposite of elderly erectile dysfunction

[@kongking6860]

Reading this killed me 😂😂😂

[@bernadettebread]

iconic

[@keyscored3710]

this is straight sexual assault bruh

[@AntHam-q4o]

Being an anthony fantano fan is like having hair but thinking about going bald but never actually doing it.

[@NeonBitchGetDaMoney]

That’s just being Anthony fantano

[@Remedy462]

Thayt's because you're too weak to embrace the melon.

[@leonsalgeuro]

Hell no I love my hair too much

[@laygo4799]

imagine being anthony fantano but with hair

[@ManateeMentality]

Having gone bald in my 20s, I can say with some certainty that thinking about it but never actually losing it is a pretty great spot to be in.

[@Purrtoes]

Light gasm, dark gasm, faux gasm, real gasm Rich gasm, poor gasm, house gasm, field gasm Still gasm, still gasm

[@bubbleraydiddly3334]

Smokey said “I’m not Black, I’m gasm!” Okay?

[@popjam7744]

One gasm, Two gasm, Red gasm, Blue gasm, Black gasm, Blue gasm, Old gasm, New gasm. This one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say! What a lot of gasms there are. Yes. Some are red, and some are blue. Some are old and some are new. Some are sad, and some are glad, And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know, go ask your dad. Some are thin, and some are fat. The fat one has a yellow hat. From there to here, From here to there, Funny gasms are everywhere. Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot sun. Oh me! Oh my! Oh me! oh my! What a lot of funny gasms go by. Some have two feet and some have four. Some have six feet and some have more. Where do they come from? I can't say. But I bet they have come a long, long way. we see them come, we see them go. Some are fast. Some are slow. Some are high. Some are low. Not one of them is like another. Don't ask us why, go ask your mother.

[@sonofagroove]

How is this not the top rated comment on this entire channel wtf

[@juliekeast6175]

😂 I wish I could like this comment more than once

[@lilo5437]

😭😭😭

[@xanyeeast]

Pure poetry 🙏🏼

[@Galkomen]

It gives me rapture singing by soldier boy vibe

[@ZANTrav1]

"There are more gasms in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy" - Smokey Robinson

[@14fluffies]

This man said "gasm" precisely 1 more time than Fred Durst said "fuck" on Hot Dog. What a legend.

[@bizooty]

Sick stat

[@FloralGiant]

She Smokey on my Robinson until I Gasm.

[@wmpx34]

😂

[@Lynnamon]

😂

[@matthewt8229]

A playlist with this and CBAT would go crazy.

[@Woozy.0]

She wouldn't have made it to one year if this was on that playlist

[@calum8399]

Listening to Smokey Robinson is wild. You can be listening to the most beautiful angelic song you’ve ever heard and then you realise the song is about him cheating on his wife with an 18 year old.

[@jackreeder215]

If this was named "Kids See Gasms" you would've given it a 10

[@finallydan]

🤨

[@meowcat7124]

FBI, open up!

[@dedasalmeida9047]

Hold up!!!!

[@BiPhBiPhBiPhBiPh]

Gag Prison Security!!!

[@bowietwombly5951]

Who are you, Nicki Minaj’s husband or brother?

[@queensofthedthrone8267]

Smoke Robinson x Cupcakke collab confirmed? • Smokecakke? • Cuprobber? • Eat my soncakkes?

[@zachbohemian]

Gross

[@benbrooks6929]

This sounds like a song Charlie would write on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@benbrooks6929 Daygasm, aa-ah! Fighter of the Nightgasm, aa-ah! Champion of the cum! He's a master of bukkake (and petting!) For everyone!

[@sachitechless]

Austen on the tracker like a late game secret boss who is constantly in the background watching the main hero fight the big bad's army

[@soundsofparallel]

I want to have a gasm sesh with you Anthony

[@OurlordandsaviorShrek]

anthoty gasmtano

[@jackel587]

lmaooo

[@dedasalmeida9047]

Geeeeyyyyyy

[@Slappybag46]

Girl if you were a state governor you'd be Gasm Newsom

[@oscarwildin8143]

I laughed thank you

[@AnarchyIsLove]

when Smokey said "you give me gasm-gasms" I felt that

[@GizzyDillespee]

I swear he stole that line, and half these lyrics, from Bill Cosby... which makes it hit wrong🤣

[@GizzyDillespee]

Except Coz would probably say jism-gasms, just to make it creepier...

[@JeanMarceaux]

@@AnarchyIsLove when the pussy so peak, your cum cums

[@irissagar1080]

Saw him in Toronto a few years ago, great show, he did the most insane flirting with a married woman in the front row (wasn't creepy, just very charismatic) and in general just very charming. Had some cool stories from his motown days and had a really solid voice for a man in his 80s. Haven't checked this out yet, I've been too afraid lmao

[@emilymuckler]

"PSA type banger" is a crazy sentence

[@robjgolde3221]

Wasn’t sure if Smokey was ever gonna top “Gangbagin’” but the man did it 🤣

[@jovanreid6782]

R U seriously telling me Smokey Robinson made a song called "Gangbanging"? Nah, yo.

[@robjgolde3221]

@@jovanreid6782 he did! Its the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard yet it doesn’t diminish my love for his classic Motown tracks

[@itim777]

@@jovanreid6782i have never laughed harder at a song - everybody should hear “gangbangin” at least once

[@dannyjohns1795]

​@@itim777smokin dat smooooke 💀⚰️

[@hey34]

​@@jovanreid6782it's better as a spoken word but in music form it doesn't diminish my enjoyment.

[@Chickeneater5000]

Forever referring to sex as “going for a gasm!”

[@julius333333]

"weary vibrato that makes him sound like a ghost" is so right ahahh

[@kevinfink9181]

I was listening to Come by Prince today thinking that he pushed the boat out on those lyrics, Smokey just blew his boat outta the water

[@yzer9975]

I haven't exactly been planning how I'll give my kid the talk one day, but I now know that at some point I will be including "the parts come apart"

[@birchwwolf]

*plap plap plap plap plap plap plap plap* I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE I FIT IN THERE

[@Sansri16761]

This isn't Portishead.....

[@christianjohnson7228]

Wasn’t the Lovage album either

[@clams_pachinko283]

This made me look to see if portishead dropped a new album…. :/ thanks

[@Masterdesstruct]

I thought they were only depressing

[@BussinandDiscussin]

People only think Death Grips invented crygasms, Portishead was on that shit 20 years before that.@@Masterdesstruct

[@isaiahromero9861]

Portishead aint even that horny, dummy is mostly about being lonely as fuck lol

[@shmackydoo]

Huge respect to this dude for making a meme this hard (pun intended) at 80 years old

[@treyelrey8548]

Putting Austen in the counter as well is underrated.

[@zeedon]

It’s cool seeing old famous singers covering the Lonely Island.

[@darkmana4428]

Im so glad we're all finally old enough for melon to give us the birds and the bees talk.

[@destructiveblade7446]

How can this be the horniest album ever made when "The Teaches of Peaches" exists?

[@AspiringSpaceWizard]

Huh??? Whaaaat???

[@jabonkulous]

ectoplasm gasm put me on the floor

[@lexiqu360]

Bars

[@ImpendingRiot83]

Dude if he actually gasmed even half as much as he says it in this song with any frequency at his age his heart would explode.

[@snake-v9t]

I can't have this talk you with Anthony

[@samiwilliams4022]

Thank you for explaining the birds and the bees at the beginning of the video. This will help me understand a lot more music.

[@Czxvkq]

so many gasms, they could fill a chasm

[@pillbugm8914]

The album is surprisingly not that bad but the title track is truly something else

[@SpookyConcepts]

I literally love this album. I play a song from it at least once a day. Its just so fucking silly coming from an 80 year old Smokey still being the horniest man alive. 10/10 album no notes

[@mandolen3317]

I play it during my hookup 10/10 makes everything better

[@LeHeartly]

7:03 so what you're trying to say is... Smokey tapped into a phantasm gasm?

[@coopers1716]

gasm

[@iwishiwasthemoon87]

Melongasm!

[@PDM282]

When he said "(gasm, gasm)", I felt that

[@TakabIghe]

Honestly, I had no idea this album existed until this video. And I expected to just laugh at the lyrics but damn this song is smooth as fuck! Smoky is older than the constitution, but still sings like he’s in his 20s

[@i_fuze_hostages6]

I’m not into it personally but the man has the voice of an angel

[@danwg3368]

The "shiny hunting for gasms" caption was incredible

[@qhairullahrusyaidy]

I do have some written lyrics in my mind for a long time until this video came out and I have no words. I thought mine's were more weirder and explicit, this is emotionally gasms.

[@phoeeb_e]

if I hear gasm one more time in my life I will cry

[@andygtmo]

Meanwhile, Tim "Bootyman" Wilson wrote an absolute thesis on booty in 2003

[@gollossalkitty]

Tbh honest i hate to say it but i had multiple silly gasms during this video. I also had a gasm before this video which was quite silly but not the same :( I count 30 gasms for me overall. Sorry for those who hoped I would fail Got Gasm Ganuary. It's all going wrong for the haters, but I'm good, I got God on my side when I gasm.

[@thesupremesoup]

1:41 "Give in to temptation" You mean, "Give in to Miracle"? ha

[@OurlordandsaviorShrek]

Smokey is definitely Kenough

[@NihilisaFrank]

I for one have been waiting for a man to give me an SCP esoteric class gasm Mr. Fantanx

[@RichieDigs]

Smokey gets a pass to record anything.

[@theDutton]

So he's called Smokey because after 48 gasms that's all that comes out? Definitely ghost-type gasms

[@josephjohnphillips2535]

This new Dr Seuss book is a bit weird. Red gasm, blue gasm, eye gasm, two gasms

[@baeblade8645]

Felt like I was the only person who listened to this, thanks for highlighting it. That opening track sounds like something off of South Park tho

[@chobiechumpis]

Horniest album ever made? Slapthony Asstano, the horniest music nerd.

[@meowcat7124]

hood's hottest music nerd

[@themarinawave]

smokey robinson really said it’s gasming time and then gasm’d all over the place

[@jg-di5it]

I literally ran into Smokey on the golf course 2 weeks ago and almost mentioned gasms to him.

[@YaleStewartArt]

This may be the hardest I've ever laughed at any of your vids. From goin in on Pokemon types til the end, I was dyin

[@xXAjaxXx]

He doesn't even say 'orgasm' once in the entire song, how is this real life?

[@asparagusnoodle]

he got mad on TikTok too saying that "a gasm could be anything." , and got mad for people's "dirty minds" too😭

[@NickolasNameolas]

Gang Bangin kinda bops despite itself, you laugh it off but then the next day you're singing "drinkin' that wiiiiiiine" to yourself.

[@daisycrude]

I can't believe Austen took away one of Anthony's 'gasm points!

[@ColeTrainStudio]

7:05 - oh, so that's what what Neil Cicierega was thinking about when he made Bustin'.

[@김예원-l7q]

the dr. seuss bit was too good

[@calsipher]

i dont think i want to have a gasm sesh with you, anthony. im filing a restraining order

[@FlankingLinex]

4:50 - that's called a Chasmgasm

[@OuterGalaxyLounge]

So many youngsters lost their innocence today and no longer believe in Santa, thanks to Antony.

[@designate_om]

Bummed you didn't say "digging deep into a chasm" instead of a mine, otherwise 10/10 video, would gasm again

[@danielthrasher1738]

"Anthony Fantano gasms forever." What a sign off.

[@BillCoz]

Fantano havin' a mustache 'gasm

[@XD-ot1fy]

shiny hunting for gasms is the best bit in this video austen cooking

[@XD-ot1fy]

when you gotta break up w/ ya girl b/c youe gasms have bad IVs

[@chucku00]

Gasmthony Organo

[@TastesLikeMusic]

It wasn't widely discussed? Oh, we talked about this one quite a bit.

[@likecrazyhorse]

Space Gasm, Time Gasm, Mind Gasm, Soul Gasm, Reality Gasm, Power Gasm. The Infinity Gasm.

[@livserte]

Can't wait for the ASMR rerecording of this video

[@desida23]

He can't be patient, he's about to die of old age

[@shintedtades]

From the man who brought you 'The Love I Saw In You Was Just A Mirage' comes the latest smash 'The gasms you give me, I don't think exist'

[@Nova_Afterglow]

Austen, you CLEARLY had a gasm at 4:51. your gasm count should be one here. dont act like you can just gasm and we wont notice. dont hide the gasm. be proud of the gasm.

[@Deleteyourself83]

I watched half way through before I got Cringegasms. Some might say I gasmed early....

[@BBCShpunk]

I think Smokey just discovered E-girls and had a break through

[@g.duarte4116]

Fun fact: that's the guy who made the iconic sample used in "Devil in a new dress", the sample is in 2:07 in "Will you love me tomorrow"

[@joefather6084]

Premature Ejaculation: The Soundtrack - Coming soon

[@jovanreid6782]

I guess we forgot about Prince's Dirty Mind when coming up with the title for this one.

[@Jahausa]

I had the “pleasure” of seeing Smokey perform in Gary, Indiana the day he dropped this. Needless to say, it was an experience.

[@jefferyjones8399]

Gang Bangin' was my pandemic jam lol

[@veraroder7529]

We have Dr Seuss at home. The Dr Seuss at home: I'd like to bleach my brain now please

[@londonripton2037]

I never want to hear the word "gasm" ever again. One could say I've had enough gasms to fill a lifetime

[@tommylakindasorta3068]

Not one single rhyme with "spasms" in the whole song? What the hell!?!

[@voidtofillNC]

I could have sworn this was a brad taste video

[@jbc5099]

You should have opened with Tobias' version. "When a man needs to prove to a woman, that he is a man"

[@Giggens]

When I reviewed this album last year, I think I counted 63 times that "gasms" was said; which I'd say works perfectly for being 63 years since his start at Motown! So, a gasm a year keeps a happy ear?

[@business_cat_meow]

shoulda said it 6 more times

[@raihidara]

7:05 so Randy wasn't lying, it was a spooky ghost!

[@hohtaBay]

A rare 10/10 review from Mr Fantano

[@damone7524]

I can't even believe he made a video about this