The Internet's Most Absurd Lies

[@urgrlb1]

I ask my son who works in Detroit as an auto industry engineer if he's ever heard of "Iron" and he said yeah they're using it to create the Chevy Silverado. When i told him that's what was in our blood his jaw dropped...his words were trucks, they are making trucks.

[@maximummax7232]

Finally, I can be a Transformer

[@gallaghercrocodile6136]

No cap? 😲

[@jemberlou]

Deadass? 😨

[@Malu-si4mc]

Damn bro at least I’ll finally be thicc in the back

[@photosynthesiser4279]

yooo,! so like if I'm a truck... and UR a truck 😳😳

[@sed6657]

“Alex you got me fucked up” is frankly the only real response that matters.

[@katieb1049]

@Willy on Wheels That is, without a doubt, the worst song that my ears have had the misfortune of hearing

[@Justkj02]

Isn’t it funny how this dunce doesn’t realize Alex is a name for both sexes of humans. I’m just kidding I love Kurtis he’s not a dunce

[@hova8337]

@@Justkj02 i assumed alex was a girl. then kurtis referred to alex as a guy. and the story went from fucked-up level 1000 to fucked-up level 1000000000000.

[@ErieRosewood]

​@@hova8337why is it more fucked up that the dad did it to a son over a daughter?

[@avantgarde04]

​@@ErieRosewood he's gay too, his wife would think that not only he wanted a incestuous relationship with her son but was also a closeted gay who was never sexually attracted to her.

[@missxspencer1538]

It's not about whether Kurtis' jokes are corny or not. The *real* focal point is the masterful level of which he commits to the follow through.

[@lesbian_frogs_1632]

Links

[@mygenderfluids]

Gots to see it thru my boi

[@minioncat5222]

his jokes are so bad and corny and he KNOWS that and that’s what makes it funny

[@helpmemily]

And that’s why we love our mayor!

[@roquetopuss]

Believe it! Lol

[@meknowcool8730]

GUYS I WAS EATING A GRANOLA BAR AND IT FELL OUT OF MY MOUTH AND CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO AND LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED OMG

[@ClassyCorgi]

This is real, I was the granola bar

[@Midnightaperson]

​@@ClassyCorgiwow a real life granola bar!??!?!?!

[@BoxOfToasters]

BASED GRANOLA BAR FOR THE WIN!!!

[@meknowcool8730]

This may be the most funny comment I have ever left on a video, not sure if I should be proud of me 10 months ago.

[@i_eat_nintendo_cartriges_lmao]

fucking liar. i was the granola bar. everyone clapped afterwards

[@kaylenligon]

Your gradual development into the 70’s/80’s dad aesthetic is the biggest reason I keep coming back.

[@mj6962]

I definitely noticed that too!

[@Julia-bx1te]

and now we have hickey dad aesthetics yay!

[@wildwitchwest]

honestly the 80s dad aesthetic is so hot on people

[@pippi-exe]

kurtis conner gives me extreme gender envy

[@StellarSaturn7440]

He also has a major "cool teacher" vibe ^^

[@jazzzq1570]

everytime i watch one of kurtis’ videos, he looks more and more like a 70’s sitcom father

[@emm_an_emms]

Oh shit he does-

[@StellarSaturn7440]

But an edgy father. His nose piercing adds pure perfection

[@jennifercarney8657]

Oh my gawd he's secretly weird Al yankavichs son come on

[@Thomas_Winters]

Love the aesthetic

[@Thomas_Winters]

@@jennifercarney8657 bro I never thought of that

[@funnycat9962]

“What’s up pranksters, today we’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood” was way funnier than any background noise has any right to be.

[@dixy5226]

i read this as that was being said lmao

[@mxlodiic1984]

Ah yes I hate it when people forget to *gentrify a neighborhood*

[@Algae555]

“As a goof!”

[@dappertowel4265]

Prankster? I barely know 'er

[@bloodmoonseance2228]

LITERALLY HAHA

[@Starz_Shine]

I love how he's so respectful about the things he discusses, even if he thinks it's fucking stupid

[@boob96]

where i come from they call that Covering Yo Ass

[@annika6211]

and then he literally shits on people for not being vaxxed 2 seconds later as if some people dont have fucking medical conditions and autoimmune shit that prevents it laugh out loud

[@ryleighdavis1935]

@@annika6211 he clearly isn’t talking about people with a medical exemption lol.

[@msthecommentator2863]

@@annika6211 He literally makes a joke later in the video and mentions that getting vaxxed helps protect people who are immunocompromised lmao

[@Mlix-hz6sd]

The nutterbutter incident has “and everybody clapped” energy

[@valerieselenec]

yeah he mentioned that phrase lmao

[@arabellalalalalala]

“The Nutterbutter Incident” is a set of words i didn’t think i’d hear today /lh

[@nishmelashak7898]

And obama was there

[@RevivalSaintValentine]

I really hope the cow types this out

[@JackJawFish]

@@nishmelashak7898 and he gave him his credit card

[@psychedel0c]

"Fat, smelly elf bussy" is possibly the most horrific thing I've ever heard

[@lepokebloc4198]

Some words should never be put together in a sentence lmao

[@likeapro4242]

This is up there with “scrawny clown snatch”

[@junomonsoon]

Hearing those words felt like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head

[@rebeckas6503]

but also quite possibly one of the funniest fuckin cohort of words

[@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger]

@@likeapro4242 Jokes on you: _I'm into that shit_

[@noodliestofnoodles3270]

Hi Kurtis, I cried laughing at "just shift to a reality where I didn't say this" that is a top tier comeback and I'm obsessed with it thank you

[@okkanii]

@maia. Lmaooo

[@mhmm._537]

I’m gonna start using this in arguments 💀

[@sydney9000]

as a shifter this part was so funny to me lmfao

[@emiliearazputina]

as a shitter this part was so funny to me lmfao

[@jneigh727]

Bruh why the spoiler rip

[@octokid7066]

“Our father who art attack in heaven” is permanently engraved in my mind

[@hollieBlu303]

Thank YOU! I'm surprised that this is the first Art Attack comment! 😊...or maybe I'm just ageing myself. 😢 I used to love that show.

[@TaraMooknee]

i am typing this with an uncooked egg yoke and this is true so beat that

[@LilPulp]

can confirm, im the device the comment by the egg yolk was commented on

[@orestar6723]

Hi, ur gorgeous

[@bunnypkay420]

thought you were tana mogeau, almost had a life crisis

[@Fraasked]

Where is the cow Tara where is she

[@xxzombiexchickxx]

this just proves y'all like to play with chicken menstruation... 🤮😂💀

[@wafflefalafel9442]

I like how nobody is talking about "fat smelly elf bussy" because really I don't think any of us should.

[@eelthan]

i was going to like it but it's at 69. please update me when it is no longer at 69

[@wafflefalafel9442]

@@eelthan its past 69 lol

[@thealienfrommars8551]

Why can I actually smell it wtf

[@eelthan]

@@wafflefalafel9442 thank you

[@sh0tgunsh1pping]

@@thealienfrommars8551 how do you know what fat elf bussy smells like

[@Patterrz]

Anyone else excited for the drone transformations to begin? I hope I have good battery life

[@BrianStorm742]

Same, bro. The places I'll go...

[@ambersomething1693]

I hope I’m a drone that can fly these gas prices are getting out of hand

[@lilypoppy3388]

@@ambersomething1693 so are deez nutz

[@ikea_bear1791]

Knowing my luck, when I go drone I’ll probably crash into a tree

[@allykat3466]

Nah we’ll all have iPhone battery lives

[@emma_nutella58]

I did a cool backflip the other day but no one saw it except Obama, and he gave me a crisp high five. Then everybody clapped

[@prolly.ollieX3]

crisp

[@F8llen_Meh]

I can confirm. I was Obama’s left ear.

[@petermmm42]

@@F8llen_Meh yoooo i was the knat in his left ear i remember you!

[@Dowjy]

@@petermmm42 wait do you mean gnat?

[@petermmm42]

@@Dowjy yes

[@SoggyOpossum]

I ask my son who works at a grocery store if he ever heard of apples and he said yeah they're using it to create energy for the human body. When I told him that's what was in the food his jaw dropped...his words were living human beings. They are making living human beings.

[@blobfishyyyyy7640]

That’s insane… we gotta spread the word

[@SoggyOpossum]

I heard they use apple in strudels and pie

[@blobfishyyyyy7640]

@@SoggyOpossum bro… omg. We’ve been tricked… imma have to buy my nutter butters somewhere else

[@SoggyOpossum]

Careful there's peanut stuff in it, that turns you into someone who is enjoying themselves, don't trust everything you hear on the intornets

[@pinapplear]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@punkemochic]

"hasn't jk rowling done enough damage" i literally cackled so hard egg fell out my mouth and liked this video

[@7eartcat248]

Wow that egg must've loved this video

[@maddie-vl3zs]

do you think the egg really liked the video or if it was just an accident?

[@ezrval8964]

their must’ve been graphine oxide in their egg, drone egg, can’t be a coincidence 😡😡😡😡

[@FainperryChannel]

i literally haha’d so hard a severed human finger came out of my nose and liked this comment and then typed this comment

[@amynata_n]

“Remember that year? 2019? The last time we were truly happy?” Me in 2019: *rock bottom, heavily depressed, worst year of my life* “yeah…. no”

[@altofmoleperson]

Part of me hopes Hickey Dad is a recurring character. The other part of me never wants to see him again.

[@isitleeyourelookingfor6352]

not me reading your comment and trying to remember when I wrote that-

[@dln_yt]

Same, except every part of me hopes Hickey Dad is a recurring character.

[@altofmoleperson]

@@isitleeyourelookingfor6352 I did the same thing when I looked at your comment- pfp twins?

[@squishyiz8263]

The egg thing only works when you're holding it because it's a matter of electric conductivity! the electric current passes through the egg and into your hand (and thus, your grounded body) but when it's just the egg by itself, it's not grounded, so there's no conductivity happening.

[@tunguskalumberjack9987]

How dare you make sense?

[@Jupiter-T]

oooh science! Thanks for the info

[@ac-be9gy]

"and if you're upset with me, just shift to a reality where I didn't say this and we're all good" IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF AT THIS

[@huehuehue2448]

yay 100th like on your comment :))

[@ross9944]

222nd like

[@Crimson-nu8nt]

Well, clean it up!

[@jagp135]

@@Crimson-nu8nt drink it

[@hat7475]

same 😭😭

[@jupiterzombies]

kurtis asking himself 'what am i doing' as he's squishing a piece of egg on his iphone is comedy gold. for once in my life i wanna say 'thank you jake paul'

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHayaJWpbslki8U . .

[@largeboi4678]

I read this before watching the video, thank you for blessing my eyes

[@ANGELB0T]

You can literally buy personalised hogwarts acceptance letters. So yeah, she might not have printed it out, but she spent money on that lie. Embarrassing.

[@akkico]

i'm pretty sure there is free template somewhere online that can be easily edited using any free image editing tools

[@user-wt7jn4jc6e]

yeah that was obviously a lie, when you shift, it is impossible to bring back things to this reality

[@Monkey_11]

@@user-wt7jn4jc6e no. Shifting is impossible

[@user-wt7jn4jc6e]

@@Monkey_11 okay!

[@Monkey_11]

@@user-wt7jn4jc6e 💅🏻

[@somerandomguy74]

Shifting is more popular now than ever and it's scary because I saw a video saying they were going to "permanently shift" and all the comments were encouraging them??? Like they were all "I'll miss my family but I know this is better for me" - uh... That's concerning.

[@ladyren241]

Shifting makes me sad because I knew someone who was suicidal once and used Shifting as an escape a lot of these ppl are just mentally ill and use it as a form of escapism

[@LanaStan1313]

Yeah one of my friends told me that when his parents die he will just perma shift somewhere else and like 12yr old me was baffeled

[@fanana6193]

This sounds exactly like what Leo Dicaprio's wife does in Inception. That's very disturbing

[@Amelieladybug]

Watching Kurtis press an egg onto his phone while contemplating what he's doing is by far the funniest thing ever

[@senseichang_]

Duuude😭😂😂😂

[@alisinea664]

IK HE FUCKING KILLED ME

[@krissy4405]

He was like contemplating his life decisions so far

[@melodramaticmuse4079]

the fact that he was so scientific and thorough with his egg experiment in the first place lsdkjflskdjf

[@alliebonnet8874]

Actually, Kurtis, shifting is really real, I was able to shift myself into reality where I was an egg that fell on Jake's phone, so it was me, I liked the tweet.

[@LifeWKai]

I was so scared where this comment was going but then it took the best turn.

[@KawaiiCornz]

@@LifeWKai same it really got me at the first half lol

[@aresblanque9916]

Underrated comment.

[@marnie6967]

so you can answer the question, did the egg actually like the tweet or was it an accident???

[@altnova6643]

@@marnie6967 no, I was able to shift myself into a reality where I was the phone and the egg in fact did not interact with me. I was in excruciating pain from being an Apple product though so maybe I didn't have the best judgement.

[@juno3687]

"the group of nonbelievers fell to their knees" has the same energy as "the jock dies instantly"

[@lvbboi9]

And Obama is there

[@k80_]

The cop started reading the homestuck update on his phone and started freaking out and his partner gave him a shock blanket

[@heyits_joanna]

Then everyone clapped

[@andrewmarling]

The Jesus one was definitely ironic

[@saintsomnia8030]

Wait what is "the jock dies instantly" from?

[@pneumonoultramicroscopicsiIico]

Who’s going to tell the shifters that Americans don’t go to Hogwarts, they go to Ilvermorny

[@jesterfairy3845]

On a genuine note, that salt portrait of Jesus was actually done by a very talented artist and I genuinely think the piece was very well done. Gravity could never.

[@deedeexYT]

"gravity could never" 😂😂😂

[@jujt2258]

@@deedeexYT he’s technically not wrong

[@RealLargeManTheGiantOne]

@@jujt2258 well I mean technically it could happen but the odds are astronomically low

[@ASuspiciouslyCommunistToaster]

I thought it was satire from how stupid it was

[@jesterfairy3845]

@@ASuspiciouslyCommunistToaster Same

[@danivaav]

"Instead of stopping global warming, world hunger or...James Charles..." I laughed so hard I accidentally spit a piece of egg out of nowhere, it got mad, vaccinated me, and now...I'm a drone.

[@BIGMAN45.]

Bro, you're so lucky, I had to shift to become a drone

[@alohaalia1091]

I know you grinned while typing this lol

[@kieren5939]

and everyone clapped

[@slantedglasses7242]

did the egg turn into a jesus drawing?

[@wh1tevo1d90]

"it got mad and vaccinated me" that literally made me laugh so hard i choked on that same egg and it flew up my nose so hard my brain exploded. i died and then i saw jesus in heaven and he sent me back because he thought i was cute. then everyone clapped.

[@patheticapathetic5826]

imagine having the power to literally go to any reality you want, and you chose to shift to RIVERDALE of all places.

[@gloomztoonz9787]

lmao

[@SidraAbbas1]

Hahaha i would go there to experience the epic highs and lows of high school football 😂

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

but what if ur weird and a weirdo 😔

[@freakyevator_dubs]

Your pfp!

[@patheticapathetic5826]

@@freakyevator_dubs GOOD TO KNOW IM NOT THE ONLY EPITHET ERASED FAN LEFT IN THIS WORLD /POS

[@makeitgoofier]

an old friend of mine claimed that they shifted to Hogwarts and they were telling me the story. They said that I was in it, and they made every single detail some thing that I wanted, or some thing that I asked about it was like the exact same thing that I would’ve wanted and it first I was like oh my gosh, that’s so cool and then I started to realize there’s no way that if you shifted into a different reality for yourself, every single detail went along with what all I wanted there’s no way

[@heather_doestruecrime]

imagine: you’re eating eggs for breakfast as a piece falls out of your mouth, scheduling a covid vaccine appointment, thus bringing upon the transformation from human into drone & speeding up your plan of world domination

[@jaidawgglittersparkles5483]

And after all that your dad gives you a hickey

[@sabsanchezzz]

Heather calm down. We are all going to die anyways. You can't run away from the world like the movies 😫

[@michaeladams1136]

Hickey Dad ate all my eggs :(

[@WeShallLoveOn]

Omg no way I read this comment while eating eggs and the eggs LEGIT fell off my fork and liked your comment and also wrote this entire response. "Sup" - Eggy bois

[@madi3462]

that would be very really good

[@sakhinaik8910]

The way Kurtis was speechless after he liked a tweet with egg

[@moeezS]

Tbh that blew my mind

[@chinmayeedeshmukh8466]

Real lye

[@sagejennings4342]

Just gotta say: if that girl had actually gotten a Hogwarts letter, she would be expelled before she even went for exposing the wizarding world to Muggles

[@snowpoler]

Bruh that's true. They're not even playing by the Wizarding World's rules lmao. I honestly thought those types of people must be like hardcore fans who know the lore by heart and shit.

[@aldentetoes130]

These people, I swear. Number one: you’re older than 11, so huh? Two: not everyone who knows about the magical world will be magical. Like huh. Three: the people who say they were friends or dating the people in the books, are they forgetting that the books are based in the 1990s to the 2000s.

[@sagejennings4342]

@@aldentetoes130 yes! Lol SCORPIUS AND ALBUS are going into their 5th years rn.

[@anotherterribleday]

Also you get people in America saying they got Hogwarts letters like it’s the only wizarding school in the world lmao. Let’s imagine for a moment that they were even still school age - why isn’t Ilvermorny or somewhere else taking them?

[@sagejennings4342]

@@anotherterribleday literally. Americans who are not 11 are like "omg my Hogwarts letter" like 1. You mean Ilvermony? 2. You aren't 11 3. If you were some kinda transfer, why Hogwarts and not Beauxbatons or Durmstrang?

[@grey.themusiccat]

my dad is anti vaxx and the 'drones theyre making drones' is so true (id love to be a drone tbh). he thinks there are nanobots in them 😭

[@DustTheOtter]

I will never forgive Kurtis for making me read/hear the phrase: “fat smelly elf bussy”

[@therealmiguel4666]

i read this b4 watching the video and i was still Unprepared

[@yoshi_drinks_tea]

Elfussy 🤤

[@nosferatuwu]

I WASN'T PREPARED

[@Jvxlca]

lmao

[@Maycie_lass]

Me who read badussy* BOOTY DIQ AND PU-

[@SkeIewizard]

I actually went to hogwarts once. It all started when i was getting my drone vaccine and my egg fell out of my mouth while getting nutter butter. Then, a lady flew into me with a shopping cart so hard it sent me to Hogwarts. Then everyone clapped.

[@Magst3r1]

Wow dude i did too whats the chance

[@gracievela7514]

Believed all of this up until you said everyone clapped Then I *really* believed it

[@unicornfabuloso]

You forgot about giving your son a hickey on the way there 😹😼

[@skzanarchist]

you forgot about dumbledore giving Hagrid a hickey

[@daneking3235]

I believe it

[@SuperHGB]

A thing about shifting: If it's real how do we know that it's not 2 way, is every time someone shifts to Hogwarts is 1 step forward to having Voldemort shift to our reality and kill us all

[@quaggotoak]

i wish i could shift to a reality where id never heard the phrase “fat smelly elf bussy”

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

Im going to shift to a reality where none of those words exist

[@nathanglencross2072]

This made me laugh way too hard lol

[@modricsgf]

same

[@salvatore.4588]

@@modricsgf don’t kick the baby kyle

[@drewgooden3157]

Same

[@mikaschumacher340]

I can't believe that I finally managed to shift into a reality where Kurtis Conner is real. Please I'm sobbing, I can't go back to my normal reality.

[@7itus866]

Wait huh?

[@7itus866]

I’m trying shift recently and what happened to kurtis in ur cr?

[@artdeco777]

@@7itus866 it’s a joke lol

[@Trollestiatumblur]

@@7itus866 They’re making fun of shifters.

[@ggiufa7289]

lmao

[@luxiouslox3605]

Therapist: “Hickey Dad isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.” Hickey Dad: (pulling off therapist mask) get pranked!

[@AxxLAfriku]

HELP!!! Everybody at my school cyberbullies me because they say me good good GOOD videos are extremely BAD!!! Please help me, dear kev

[@Ant-ud2ql]

@@AxxLAfriku bro what kinda drugs are you on and where can I find some

[@ALIMALI-gb6gl]

@@Ant-ud2ql he's just a guy who comments on popular youtubers comment section, he used to talk about having 2 girlfriends on someordinarygamers and penguinz0s channels

[@papasscooperiaworker3649]

@@ALIMALI-gb6gl yea they're a troll with too much time on their hands.

[@bayonetababe9697]

@@ALIMALI-gb6gl Yeah his comments keep getting worse. I almost miss the stupid “I have 2 girlfriends” ones 😂

[@housecat825]

I developed maladaptive daydreaming in like elementary school. Im sure some of these people are lying but I believe most of them have trained themselves to develop this struggle

[@housecat825]

I saw a video of a girl talking about putting her body on auto pilot and going through life while she was "shifting" witch is the exact way I would go through life when struggling with maladaptive daydreaming

[@housecat825]

its sad because they are definetly struggling

[@angelbop]

i find it hilarious that the girl who claimed to get her Hogwarts acceptance letter didn't realize that you're supposed to get it when you're 11, according to the HP lore

[@Beezlebub6913]

and she'd also be sharing the entire wizarding world with everyone tik tok

[@brad5204]

She obviously shifted to a reality where she is eleven, then shifted to a reality where matter from that reality can be brought back to other realities and also has the Harry Potter timeline, then returned to our reality and chose to only bring back a piece of paper

[@theandroidsentbycyberlife]

"according to the HP movies"

[@angelbop]

@@theandroidsentbycyberlife fixed it

[@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar]

She thinks America is still a British colony.

[@chikenmorris7170]

“Fat smelly elf bussy” is not a sentence I ever expected to hear, and I hope I never have to hear it again

[@zachanderson2293]

✨F a t S m e l l y E l f B u s s y✨

[@a-goat2778]

Bussy full of Beans

[@kingayy9267]

@A-Goat The smelly beans

[@reyeyoo]

not a sentence but i completely agree with this sentiment

[@okteia]

😭🤣🤣

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

As someone who can't even recall what they've dreamt for the past 2 years, I can't relate to this lucid dreaming stuff

[@andrewaragooand0]

I've never lucid dreamed ive tried for months :(

[@ohaidenny9852]

Too much weed my guy

[@liemduongthanh8386]

i can’t remember any of my dreams

[@imbaekyerim]

I cant remember anything either lmao

[@olyxx7332]

Why is this guy just on top comment on every video I watch

[@amandas.8842]

When the vaccines were initially being released I asked my hairdresser if she was getting it, she became genuinely insulted and said "that's like asking a woman if she's had an abortion." Anddd I haven't been to her since

[@po69tato]

And everyone stood up and clapped...

[@wednesdaysartcastle9018]

@@po69tato?? Just because people fake stories on the internet doesn’t mean every story is fake, there is literally nothing unrealistic about this lmao

[@po69tato]

​@@wednesdaysartcastle9018 WOW LITERALLY!?! why would you ask if someone is vaccinated? If that story is true then that's a sad person that should mind their own business or they're a liar.

[@wednesdaysartcastle9018]

@@po69tato I’m pretty sure you’re a troll but in case you’re just dumb- asking if someone has the vaccine is a standard safety measure for anyone who would rather not get covid. Also,, it really isn’t a private thing? Like, no one is offended about flu shots coming up in everyday conversation lmao

[@lovesick_and_rotting]

@@po69tatobecause some people have things like autoimmune disorders and if someone isnt vaccinated, that person has a highee chance of getting covid. that could put the immunocompromised person at risk of getting covid, which could be VERY dangerous.

[@RykerDavis123]

Imagine unlocking the power to breach universes and you go to fucking riverdale

[@artisti.o3744]

No I'd kms

[@eggs7594]

GEHAJSJS FR

[@BabyLogarius]

Faceplam

[@tsuzulvr]

The actual show takes place in Canada but the Riverdale in NYC is nothing like the show 💀

[@dreamofamansfortress9000]

I would cry. I would actually fucking cry tears of anguish, disgust, fear, and frustration.

[@sapphirethesapphic]

if i had a nickel for every time kurtis has green screened himself into his own room, i’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

[@blue-ev7bz]

omg this is a phineas and ferb reference and im glad i was cultured enough to realise

[@lucym7294]

I read it in the voice

[@loveinstars]

doofemshmirtz evil incorporated

[@airotiv7916]

🤣 I LOVE this comment 💜

[@Julia-qe9fn]

IM SO HAPPY PEOPLE STILL KNOW THIS

[@Ace_Greymoore]

One of my coworkers genuinely thinks the vaccine will make her grow a tail. I got my second dose back in June and I still haven't grown my tail. Disappointed

[@theorangedinosaur4098]

They lied to us. Where the fuck is my tail

[@charlesgline519]

Furries bouta be furious

[@amelia3146]

I’ve gotten a booster too & im not even magnetic What the fuck 😡

[@callumcuthbertson5485]

Please

[@blehh_mae]

bro even if youre not a furry or just really dont want a tail or whatever would make you not want one, having a tail would be so fucking cool you get a free 3rd arm and its way more flexible than any other part thatd be fuckin badass, might need to pay a bit extra for pants or long shirts but eh itll be worth it

[@alphabetiris4094]

13:42 i feel like being given a hickey by your dad doesn't make you white trash, and more makes you a victim lol

[@allisonmarchand8084]

His Joker Arc is going crazy, bringing back vids from 2019

[@ptrq3743]

@TommyInnit 🅥 woah it is the real tommyinit fr fr

[@edoneill6138]

@Doofy ok

[@edoneill6138]

@Doofy I’ll check u out

[@JudesLocustFlower]

My dad won't get me vaccinated Cause he's a moron thinking it's microchiped ,and even if it's chiped the people tracking me wouldn't give a damn about me cause I'm as worthful a a penny.

[@pinkpusheenpaws]

@@ptrq3743 no its a bot 👁👄👁 im rlly hoping your joking because it joined 2 weeks ago

[@ischristinaok]

“hasn’t jk rowling done enough damage” is the best quote of the video

[@Maialeen]

I'm glad she really cares about her fellow women. At least someone out there does.

[@Aliisempaii]

What damage? 🤔

[@monbub]

@@Maialeen she's literally a terf

[@garfsoup]

For context, JK Rowling had said some transphobic things and I'm sure there's other things she's said that are problematic

[@f_mva]

@@Aliisempaii she leverages her influence and platform to attack trans women. her actions alone have contributed massively to the huge increase in transphobia in the UK.

[@okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

The best/worst thing about these Hogwarts is that even if Hogwarts were real they wouldn't be getting letters since the majority aren't 11y/o British children.

[@Ethan-bz4jy]

Shhh I’m still coping

[@lilgoblinboy]

Kurtis: you didn't get a letter to Hogwarts. Know why? Me: she's too old Kurtis: not real. Me: oh. Right that too.

[@magazine.kirsty]

I only got the british thing right 😩

[@nosferatuwu]

an abusive teacher? as in just one? i seem to recall the defense teachers getting swapped out yearly were also often quite spicy

[@honda-akari]

Also if they are muggles they can't even get letters

[@soconfused3616]

Would also like to say that when I was into "shifting" I was a impressionable and suacydal teen, it is QUITE LITERALLY ESCAPISM AND DISSOCIATION 😭

[@AO1hasyoutube]

I love that Harry Potter canonically has an American school but these people still pretend that if they existed in that world they would go to British school

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHayaJWpbslki8U . .

[@Ea-rd7gs]

Unrelated but I have the plague doctor plush in your picture and he’s my favorite and I love that he is someone’s picture

[@ontxtteredwxngs]

@steph.annie.m true fans have read up on Ilvermorny though. it's definitely a form of escapism and they need therapy. also, who's paying their tuition in this universe? Ilvermorny seems like it would be cheaper than Hogwarts, and if they think this is real, why don't things like money come up? Also, why are they back in the 90s when Harry went there instead of in modern day Hogwarts? so many questions. like is Tom Felton not a person in the muggle world so he looks like a dude named Draco Malfoy back in the 90s?

[@hanaaarow7941]

@@ontxtteredwxngs do you need to pay for hogwarts????

[@rubyxaruby]

@@hanaaarow7941 Yeah, it's a thing they mention in the books, Harry is wondering how he can afford a fancy school when his aunt and uncle won't pay for it, until he finds out his parents left him a fortune when they died.

[@lailakola]

Kurtis isn’t really real. He’s actually a drone. I shifted to an alternate reality where Draco Malfoy actually told me.

[@Karmag3]

Duh Hermione actually told me that the vaccine is fake

[@ajlee2168]

Malloy

[@Karmag3]

@@ajlee2168 yes

[@charutiwari5077]

I love this

[@Jeppstep]

When I don’t get an extra greeting 😱😰😥😓😏😏😏🙁🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️☹️😕😕😕😖😖😖😖😟😟😫😫😫😫😫🥺🥺🥺🥺🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@chealios]

Kurtis has the most Toronto moustache I’ve ever seen, represent my brother

[@kurtisconner]

thanks bro

[@an_gel]

@@kurtisconner lmaooo

[@Karmag3]

@@kurtisconner 69 likes 😈

[@gvtterslag]

What is a Toronto moustache

[@Karmag3]

@@gvtterslag Kurtis's mustache

[@Choco-fu7wi]

I remember watching a TikTok about shifters and it said you can’t kill people in those other worlds since they’re real and it would make you a murderer. I thought the comments would make fun of them but they were all agreeing and those who disagreed were attacked. Some people have lost touch with reality.

[@LonelySandwich]

“The year 2019 the last year we were all truly happy“ Man I haven’t been truly happy since 2016

[@greenscreengamer8008]

Yeah I agree I think 👍

[@peytonestling1145]

Nah, 2012

[@omgitskittyandjaja]

It’s because 2019 was the last year before they turned 13, and everyone misses their childhood where all the bad stuff didn’t get to them :/

[@mobtism]

did u have another sandwich with u in 2016, lonely sandwich?

[@vizthex]

same, but since 1999. my birthday is 2000-12-02

[@victhehampter]

It's funny because in my country, 'shifting' is slang for making out with someone, so I was very confused at first when people claimed shifting was such a magical experience

[@misshippie6201]

Ireland?

[@victhehampter]

@@misshippie6201 haha yes, are you from here too?

[@misshippie6201]

I most definitely am and proud of it lol

[@victhehampter]

@@misshippie6201 good to hear! Idk why but it's fairly rare to bump into another Irish person on the internet 😭

[@misshippie6201]

@@victhehampter we are a rare find 💎

[@sofieeeee2964]

Kurtis has never looked more Kurtis. Ever. The hair, the shirt, even the caterpillar on his lips.

[@MissFelice]

He’s reached his truest form.

[@sofieeeee2964]

@@MissFelice sure has 😌

[@victornikiforov2259]

Lmao.. Caterpillar 💀

[@acaterpillargivingbirth]

@@MissFelice the ultimate Kurtis

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

i can't wait to see kurtis's mouth butterfly when the caterpillar hatches out of its cocoon :D

[@alexandersavage305]

15:50 his dad has to be an alien, he actually apologized for making his kid uncomfortable.

[@mikkuozz]

people talking about shifting as if it’s not just dreaming… the “scripting” they do beforehand is basically the method my therapist taught me to rescript my PTSD nightmares into more pleasant dreams with practice, meditation, and repetition before going to bed every night. so, yeah. shifting isn’t real, but dream scripting is.

[@nevs.3830]

this!!!

[@oliveraddison6143]

yes!! i do this to stop from having nightmares i didn’t realize before how real and helpful it is

[@gemika2751]

Yes this! And also they might be lucid dreaming, scripting also works for that :)))

[@RobinParravel]

Yeah, my friend does this. She started like a year ago and she's getting really good according to her.

[@arcadenate]

i never really believed it to be real but i still call it shifting when i try to lucid dream because its way easier 😩

[@alexrose20]

plot twist: Kurtis secretly shifts to Kurtistown and cries himself to sleep wishing he was really a mayor

[@TJ_Atlas]

i read that as shits to kurtistown lmao

[@kuroocessybaka]

@@TJ_Atlas ... ...makes a lot more sense-

[@bananakirb2803]

LOL

[@AshaSara]

Lmaoo

[@ava-tf1ni]

The whole shifting thing just seems extremely unhealthy… as someone who in the past has used similar mechanisms to cope with anxiety and depression, I know that constantly relying on imagining yourself in better worlds or situations, than what you’re currently in, will only do you more harm than good in the long run.

[@yayd3973]

@the Liar ?

[@bleedingfauna.946]

As someone who convinced themselves William Afton from FNaF was real and started talking to him in their head- it’s hard to get out of that. I mean, i still do it. It’s unhealthy and honestly people should try and get professional help if they believe this stuff.

[@njinlover]

Hey yoooo i found the og comment that the sexbot reposted under my comment

[@ava-tf1ni]

@@njinlover lmao I’ve gotten those like a thousand times, they’re so annoying 😩

[@njinlover]

@@ava-tf1ni trueeee

[@Clanso]

I hate the fact that I legitimately got somewhat emotionally invested at the Alien Dad monologue

[@ssharkbait]

The fact that the shifting is mostly centered around Hogwarts leads me to believe that it’s just super Harry Potter fans dreaming about fan fiction.

[@AmyAberrant]

That’s literally it, especially that “Fred and George were packing” person

[@fiona5074]

As a harry potter fan I would like to apologize on behalf of the "shifters" 😩

[@bubby632]

Malfoy is packing tho. Its confirmed/s

[@thewhiterabbitchaser]

@@bubby632 this lie going in the next internet lie video lmao

[@vivii__]

Before starting my comment i'd like to say that I'm not a psychologist, a doctor, What I'll say is based on some articles that I've read so not everything I'll say will be correct, if you have any knowledge on this please let me know ! English isn't my first language so I'm sorry for the mistake and if it's unclear I don't believe in shifting in the way that you go in another which impossible *for me* (i respect other's beliefs), but I think that shifting is a phase between being awake and asleep, so possible in that way So kinda like lucid dream ? Because they listen to repetitive music and count in their head/out loud while being in a starship position so uhm i think they're either in a lucid dream, hypnotized or it's a placebo effect. They believe it to the point that they think it's real, let's take for example *some* extreme religious people who are obsessed with s4tan to the point that they think he's everywhere, and they'll start thinking that they're possesed so it will affect them, and their brain will make up symptoms that are only in their head but since they believe really hard in it, it'll affect their mental/physical health so it goes the same for shifters because their beliefs can change how they perceive the world, it can affect their irl life and even dreams

[@DBasedAlex]

I was watching this video with my phone on my dashboard when a cop pulled me over. He said “you know it’s a state law to not use your phone while driving” I told him the law states you cannot be holding a phone while driving - and the phone was on my dashboard, not in my hands. He jumped in my car and gave me a hickey. Then he stormed off 😂 owned!

[@jessicamattes4208]

Then, everybody clapped.

[@u0432865]

This is true. I was the hickey

[@reneeochs1391]

Dude wtf, I do this too🥲

[@Nugcon]

The egg in my mouth liked this comment so much!

[@Amberlynn364]

Kurtis: doesn’t believe a single text post he sees Cody Ko: believes every single thing on the internet he sees

[@shayla4007]

kurtis is pretty gullible honestly lmao

[@AnEldritchBeing]

@Doofy haha... Nobody cares-

[@indieoregano]

@Doofy k

[@preksha229]

just 2 canadians with opposite initials

[@gagne6928]

@Doofy true bro you're way better than Kurtis Conner

[@Hinata8778]

Shifting is just maldaptive daydreaming and you can't convince me otherwise. I maldaptive daydream quite a lot during certain periods as a form of escapism and to process my emotions, but I'm very well aware of what's real and what isn't. (I've also discussed this with my psychiatrist and how it may help me as long as the lines aren't blurred. I'm also never "myself" but rather like the director playing out a movie with other characters from a 3rd person view. It helps keeping the distance very obvious). People calling this some cute little thing instead of what it is is very harmful. Even if maldaptive daydreaming can be a great tool, the lines between reality and dream needs to be very clear. If not, it's very dangerous. The brain is very sensitive after all.

[@sav3337]

I really hope Hickey Dad is a returning character.

[@Jay-mt6nu]

@yes gtfoh

[@AaronYorkYT]

I love how kurtis has been really pushing his creativity this last year. He’s always had great content but I can see the quality and creative choices improving with every video. Can’t wait for more future content. ☺️

[@ellipszilonq]

It’s the best when his bits just go off the rails tbh

[@AaronYorkYT]

@SpawnPK Tom Hanks I think they both have grown a ton because I’ve been watching them both for a couple of years. I remember kurtis theme song from the beginning of his vids and Noels short film is still one of my favorites ever. But I said what I said and I meant it on both videos and anything else I comment on.

[@AaronYorkYT]

@@ellipszilonq literally I KNEEWWW one of the main characters from the skits would show up again (not trying to spoil it for anyone)

[@swooo]

Kurtis looks straight out of the 80s nowadays

[@rationalbacon5872]

The kind of 80s guy in a van who offers small children candy

[@hannahfountain4635]

Like early Weird Al

[@FriedRice3519]

an 80s father

[@SephirothSuperKool]

@@hannahfountain4635 Thank God I wasn't the only person to think this.

[@DestinyKiller]

@@hannahfountain4635 came here to see if anyone else got young Weird Al vibes also, lol. Thank God I'm not alone

[@DemonzSlayer49]

10:00 “not again” This implies it happened at least once before

[@pap-fr]

Good job! You understand basic readin comprehension!

[@garbagetrash2938]

“We’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood! As a goof!” Was such an underrated line.

[@angeredturtle9135]

Was looking for this comment, surprisingly few people noticed that

[@rk-rk5wn]

What video is that

[@morganashley2263]

I missed that completely

[@Crimson-nu8nt]

How is it underrated? I do it all the time, you don't?

[@ratbread646]

@@rk-rk5wn it’s in this vid 💀

[@nanaa428]

i love the look in his face when he realized what point his life has gotten to when he was trying to like a tweet with a piece of scrambled eggs

[@doyorolls]

hi hu tao why didnt i get u on the banner

[@elk1827]

I sincerely hope that I get to a point in my life where I get to do shit like that

[@lov3l3ssvampir3]

The "hickey dad" skit was literally a cinematic masterpiece. The ending took me OUT

[@chelseakitkatz]

Nice pfp

[@lov3l3ssvampir3]

@@chelseakitkatz Tyy ❤

[@smellycat57]

Hickey dad is God

[@supercoolawsomeperson]

Gerard way🦧🦧

[@wistermorldwide]

Gerard?

[@fiorello9516]

"Flying robots can't get sick, fill me up." Kurtis WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT.

[@turtleqqqq]

Does the girl who got her Hogwarts letter not realize that’s supposed to happen when you’re 11? If your so obsessed with the series to the point you’ve convinced yourself it’s real, you’d think you’d remember such a prominent point.

[@ellamaeve4791]

Also she’s American. Why would she be going to a British school

[@gaymer2488]

@@ellamaeve4791 yeah wouldn’t she be going to the American school?

[@catastrophoenix3606]

Probably, because american magic shool doesn't accept NoMag

[@lesbianage9538]

Mine never came :(

[@lucylucyinred]

She looks 30 to 40

[@peppermint1868]

the obsession with shifting is so interesting because it literally encourages dissociation/the idea that your current reality isn't good enough for you to live in

[@whatEMMAsaid]

It can be extremely dangerous for those who are depressed, as they could take their own life to escape to this perceived other reality. Lucid and vivid dreaming is a side effect of depression and anxiety medications as well, so you're more likely to have these experiences that you think is "shifting" you to another universe, when reality it's a world created from your imagination that's grounded in your known experiences.

[@killuazoldyckhunter]

@@whatEMMAsaid truee

[@novadraws877]

@@whatEMMAsaid I have some sort of a dissociative disorder, (I'm getting an evaluation soon) an it is not fun. It's so stressful.

[@lanac5793]

I have ptsd and the way they can't live in reality and base their whole life around 'escaping' to some fictional universe IS VERY CLOSE to my trauma responses, where i will completely ignore anything real and dissociate from reality. Not saying everyone who wants to shift into harry potter is mentally ill but it's like? Definitely not good for teenagers to devote so much of their time to this shit

[@brutus3631]

@@loyael its not awesome. they're doing it to escape life, it's very harmful to developing brains since this is showed to them as a real thing and not just a dream

[@TheLuxkywalker]

I wanna shift into a reality where Kurtis still does the Extra Greetings

[@shart8008]

we must hold a twitter cancellation program for his lack of greeting. not cool

[@toulousesho]

YES

[@ashley6267]

Fool me once strike one, fool me twice… strike three

[@mollymoreland4925]

he needs to make a full apology video. no other content. just apologizing for not doing that

[@Evaxxk]

Eu também

[@Tinker13ee]

0:40 That audio clip of Joker laughing from JL the animated series is probably the best work Mark Hamill ever did, and he recorded a lot of laughs.

[@NobleHam]

I like to imagine one of these people shifting to Hogwarts and immediately getting arrested for being a creepy adult skulking around a school for children.

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

Wait yeah, some of these tiktoks are about dating students. Really hope those aren't from adults because...

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

@@shadowofthemoon3104 nah most shifters are kids so don't worry

[@moonshineaudios5740]

What 😭 no you don’t appear there like an apparition. The whole point of shifting is that you already exist there, and you’re just becoming aware of the world that was going on over there. Kinda like having VR goggles, playing Halo, then switching games to COD and playing as ur COD in-game character. As long as ur Halo in-game character still exists, ur access to that game is still there, even if you’re currently not playing it. so you can always “log in” and continue life as your in-game character. Even though you’re the same person playing all those games, you can’t actually spawn your human body into the game, nor can you ‘teleport’ your character from COD to Halo. You simply switch perspectives to whichever game you want to be in. That’s shifting. It’s okay if you don’t believe it, but it’s pretty much belief based and If you’re not fearmongering or enforcing your agenda on others (ie shift or die) then don’t see why there’s anything wrong with it.

[@NobleHam]

@@moonshineaudios5740 So you're saying that the person they shift into in the Hogwarts universe would ALREADY be in Azkaban for stalking kids?

[@corporatecapitalism]

@@moonshineaudios5740 people saying shifting is real can make people with mental disorders like schizophrenia believe their hallucinations

[@raywilliams212]

"I say this like I'm not a human." Guys... its all true. Kurtis got the vaccine and he just outed himself as a drone.

[@BESTdonglewenis7254]

lucky bastard…..

[@929er13]

I'm waiting on my drone metamorphosis

[@stefaniadiamond]

He hasn't taken it, hince the title. Remember who watches over you when you sleep...

[@PotatoChicken-gg1ju]

I knew it! Mine must be defective...

[@PeppermintKamz]

Funniest HP shifting story is that person who shifted to Hogwarts and killed Draco Malfoy, and everyone in the comments was calling them a murder. I think about it all the time and cry laugh.

[@7upvids]

oh my god that was my introduction to what shifting was and I lost it. Core memory right there

[@KingOfGaymes]

Why are they calling vivid dreaming shifting, like they know they aren’t actually leaving our reality right 😭 I’m so confused on this

[@Kiley713]

It’s literally just daydreaming while meditating. I’m actually really concerned for the people who think it’s real.

[@alicesims7134]

That's because when you shift the other reality is considered real and that includes the people. I never shifted so I have no clue about it too much, even if I did shift I don't remember crap, I just remember what my body felt like (it's hard to explain because I don't really know if did even if I tried like 3 times. Do I believe in shifting? Yes, seeing as I do strongly believe in alternative realities and stuff. Do I think it's good? If you need inspiration for something then sure or need to escape every once in awhile, if you're a maladaptive daydreamer, then no, it's not healthy!)

[@bhnhbbh245]

7up the Soda I investigated a lot ant shifting for a while and even tried it (ofc nothing ever happened) but from what I researched it’s literally lucid dreaming :/ while I was sort of into it, I did have lucid dreams twice which was cool but it’s not like u go to another reality,, and the community is so strange because I feel that everyone mutually agreed to just pretend it’s real

[@dvlcr]

"and if you're upset with me, just shift to a reality where I didn't say this and we're all good"

[@belledupre2368]

for context on the girl who got the hogwarts letter, she later confirmed she got it from hot topic as a promotional gift (they were giving away hogwarts letters with purchases for a while)

[@chloedsmith]

As if *that* is what confirmed it was fake, not the fact that literally anyone could make their own... at least its just kids screwing around

[@WhitneyDahlin]

But if everyone who is at risk or worried about covid got the vaccine and wears a mask why does it matter if people who aren't worried about it don't wear a mask or get the vaccine? If the vaccine and masks work so well then doing that for yourself should be enough to protect you from people who haven't/can't get the vaccine and won't/can't wear a mask. If the mask and the vaccine can't protect you and that's why you need other people to mask up and get the vaccine that makes no sense either because there's no point in forcing people to do that if it isn't effective.

[@edendoesstuff]

@@WhitneyDahlin define “sense”

[@kp.9072]

@@WhitneyDahlin please google how vaccines work. Even if you don’t believe it, please google how they are supposed to work because you wouldn’t be asking this

[@KingOfGaymes]

@@WhitneyDahlin this has literally nothing to do with this comment. Also terrible take

[@NephilimFeathers]

This is the first I've heard of shifting, and as someone with PTSD, terrible coping mechanisms, as well as other mental health issues, this seems extremely harmful. This feels like a horrible case of people "spreading" dissociation. Teaching others that instead of dealing with your every day, adult/adolescent life, you can just sit and vividly imagine and pretend to be somewhere else. I've gone to therapy for this exact reason, stressful situations trigger my PTSD, and I dissociate to a state where I'm not in my body, I'm someone else, in a better situation than I currently am in. It's a SERIOUS mental issue that's a symptom of trauma, and the fact that people are spreading and teaching kids and other adults to do this is deeply disturbing to me. Dissociating and pretending your reality is not in front of you is very detrimental to your mental health, because it becomes hard to tell reality from imaginary. Take it from someone who has had multiple mental breakdowns and dissociated for literal months at a time. Please take care of yourselves, don't listen to this bullshit. 💜

[@sabina7515]

Yea i thought it's coming dangerously close to dissociation as well. A lot of people also compare it to lucid dreaming so maybe it's a mix of both but anyway, extremely harmful especially since a lot of kids are trying this to escape their realities and go into exiting fantasies. I hope you are doing better and i hope your reality is now better than your dreams.

[@sytheebad]

I agree, however shifting is more meditative than anything else. You completely relax your body and your mind and fall asleep and wake up in a different reality (it’s a bit more complex than that). But i do think that people on the internet (especially tiktok) have taken it too far. I’ve seen so many false stories and dumb techniques to help you shift, and even heard some total bs about what you should or shouldn’t do. I hate that something so amazing and impossibly cool being turned toxic by the internet again. I’m so sorry about what you have heard about us shifters… i hope this helped? (also, i have adhd and dissociate all the time. i totally get it💕)

[@mottigenaam3069]

As someone w autism, I hear how a lot of ppl like me get stuck between reality and fantasy. Like it’s something I’m constantly watching out for. And now ppl are promoting it as a trend?? I’ve heard about ppl killings themselves bc their other reality was prettier of their own made up characters asked them to. It’s a serious issue and def shouldn’t be encouraged!

[@AlisonChrista]

Yep. I have PTSD and BPD, and trying any of this would just be purposely dissociating. Which, unfortunately, is tempting but SUPER dangerous…especially to people like us.

[@summers9052]

im torn about it because like,,, maybe these kids really do feel the need to escape their reality for a bit, maybe it does help for the short term for someone who may really need it. but on the other hand it’s never good to make full dissociation your full time coping mechanism, and it’s even shittier to romanticize it, give it a cutsey little name like “shifting” and repackage it for teenagers to learn how to do themselves 💀

[@cutie11711]

“what up pranksters, today we’re gonna gentrify a neighborhood… as a goof!” made me laugh so hard that some of the egg i was eating fell out of my mouth and typed out this comment. 😳

[@dreamy_daze4]

😳🤯🤯🤯😮😮

[@ginnyshelby9236]

That’s crazy man

[@bfester3453]

Woah that's crazy I laughed so hard that my egg fell out and liked your comment. I wasn't even eating which is even crazier

[@maximumphlegm]

@@bfester3453 same its so crazy ive never even had an egg, but yk when life gives u lemons;

[@guy2870]

i don’t think mine was an egg :/…

[@Rahaad_K]

Guys I actually met Kurtis irl and he told me that I was his favorite viewer and he gave me all his money and then turned into Obama and everyone clapped and Michael Jackson and Abraham Lincoln came back to life and had a rap battle

[@jas_bataille]

As a kid who suffered from dissociative paranoïa after surviving cancer (I thought I was dead, seriously) this reality shifting is absolutely horrific.

[@whalesharko4465]

Sorry if you don't want to talk about it but I can't find anything about dissociative paranoia online and I'd love to know more - no pressure

[@kdmac8110]

What if I use it but don't necessarily believe I'm shifting realities, just using it to escape? Like lucid dreaming? I don't believe I'd actually go to another reality, I just want to experience something refreshing

[@corpsebride430]

@@kdmac8110 It's lucid dreaming. That's all it is.

[@himbosuplex]

@@kdmac8110 Just be careful with it, there's a lot of anecdotal evidence that it made things worse for people who became over-reliant on it.

[@itiswhatitismindset]

@@kdmac8110 please be careful with it cause it can lead to an addiction and make things worse

[@stormyeux]

one of the weirdest things about shifting to me is how people act like hogwarts or other realities weren't just literally created by a person

[@y4zm1n99]

Fr I don't really care much about shifting but the videos I've seen freak me out on how obsessed they are with it like it doesn't seem healthy especially the Hogwarts ones 🤧

[@oliviabunger7523]

it seems like extremely obsessive behavior

[@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella]

Talkin like it’s another fucking world in the galaxy over😐 Like no, Betty. Rolling simple drank some tea one day and thought, “wizards”.

[@Ukraineaissance2014]

@@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella nah she read the worst witch series of books and thought wizards school

[@halleye5171]

@@theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bellai’m not saying shifting is real or not but that’s not how the multiverse theory works lmao

[@jamiegdubois]

I think God needs to audition for America’s Got Talent with his salt art. The judges love that sort of stuff.

[@genericname2747]

God just needs to talk about how his only son died, and then the judges would give him a golden buzzer

[@TG-tc8lu]

how does an imaginary figment compete on a C-List tv show tho

[@poralitical]

Imagine telling God he's not going to the next round

[@PileOfStones]

People stopped calling Jesus the salt of the Earth so he had to do it to 'em.

[@largeboi4678]

@@poralitical that’s what god did to himself when humanity started doing dumb shit

[@princessxpeachx]

i have participated in “shifting” and its really just maladaptive daydreaming. i have issues with dissociating and i think that ppl advertising shifting can be very dangerous (but it is also a coping mechanism that i personally use so idk man :,)

[@Ellie-st3wi]

at the beginning of shift tok, people were saying draco pushed them down the stairs and Hermione would do the wap everytime she got an answer right.

[@zoe-805]

😟 what

[@stella3737]

I REMEMBER THE HERMIONE ONE PLS

[@kenny3015]

she's a certified freak 🤤📸

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

i saw one that said they accidentally punched draco and he fucking died 😭

[@Corviidei]

I saw a repost on tumblr where somebody said that they shifted to a reality where Draco was a lot softer and they just kept hitting him until he died. The comments were getting on OP for murdering Draco because apparently, when you’re shifted to hogwarts, he becomes a real person.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

“alex you got me fucked up” actually killed me. she was so done.

[@koolkittykat04]

I thought Alex was a girl lol.

[@kelsynicole9135]

She was 100% done with his BS 💀

[@tag.m2367]

She's a girl just because he says shes a guy don't mean its true he changed it for the joke im sure

[@iam_crumb]

@@tag.m2367 Its a unisex name so theres no way of knowing bro

[@bubblegumbunny]

As a schizotypal depressed person I am SO glad shifting wasn't a thing before I got treatment. That would have made the whole thing a hundred times worse, a whole community basically validating my delusions and adding fuel to the fire. People who seem to take shifting seriously are straight up lying to vulnerable people for clout, or have some mental health issues. Daydreaming, cosplaying, fanfic, whatever that's great. But straight up believing you're shifting to another universe? That's the most maladaptive coping mechanism I've ever heard of.

[@oliboli642]

THATS WHAT I SAID AND I GOT SO MUCH HATE FOR IT! I'm so glad I'm not going crazy and that other people agree with me that it's harmful, because, especially on Instagram, I totally felt like I was in the minority there

[@topdeckhelix8450]

This is true for a lot of so called “dis-order” communities for sure. Yeah some people need a safe space but when it gets deluded you have it take action but we are often too offended to take action seriously.

[@rainwatering]

my shifting experienced actually led my depression to get much worse and then had me develop psychosis because of how bad it was. so. shifting in most cases isn't a good influence.

[@unicornbarfingrainbows7599]

They are in such denial it’s unhealthy. Like if you say shifting isn’t real, lie about having “shifted”, or even told them you think they are developing an unhealthy addiction (which they are) you will be viciously attacked.

[@onepunch5015]

It’s just lucid dreaming idk why they don’t wanna acknowledge it like it’s still cool

[@FoxintheBox907]

I remember when a while back I got into Shifting, and honestly it really was just a coping method for me at the time, I was basically just maladaptive and lucid dreaming

[@erinjackson8119]

It's the fact that Kurtis somehow always finds a funny way to connect all his skits together that does it for me