The Weirdest Whisper App Confessions

[@angelap4371]

whisper: "smack cam" kurtis: *proceeds to make an entire scene with plot twist, character death, and a wholesome ending*

[@blue-dabad33]

wholesome? a man got burned alive lmao

[@leewhyyoudontknow_bro]

@@blue-dabad33 but hey atleast 6am hotdog

[@angelap4371]

@@leewhyyoudontknow_bro y e s

[@Hugito_popito]

420 likes

[@sloanissocoolandgreat]

i have an oc named peter i should animate that

[@MyaStopTalking]

the fact that Kurtis actually filmed those pee closet scenes and did the stunts himself is so impressive, I don't think even I have the dedication to piss that much

[@aggirl774]

I know! How did he even get so much in that closet?!

[@ObeyCamp]

It's a lifestyle.

[@cherryredocs]

such good practical effects!!

[@hiraeth4801]

I haven't finished the video yet and this comment scares me

[@MyaStopTalking]

@@hiraeth4801 oh ur in for a treat, the pissing has yet to begin

[@haleyturner5575]

The skits in this were fucking wild. They're like a whole cinematic universe

[@mrirdc2888]

KTU- KURTIS CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

[@Itsme-qo2le]

I'm honestly so happy I didn't watch this before sleeping

[@lovegenom]

kurtis cinematic universe iceberg

[@bananahobbit1]

Ikr, I haven't laughed so hard in a while like wtf

[@ewoudzimmermanns8904]

Kurtis town universe

[@redweegee9443]

Did we seriously go a whole video about whisper without Kurtis saying “Whisper? I hardly know her” ?

[@duckoqx]

[@tristansahm2315]

@@duckoqx lmao

[@duckoqx]

@@starlightriri BJNKLMKNJBHJNKNM HVBUHIJL 😭😭

[@lushfawn]

@@duckoqx WHAT IS THIS

[@rocicozy]

​@@duckoqx WHAT

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

The three Musketeers of horror: Nutcracker Danny, Smurf Kurtis and Fedora Drew

[@benedictdwyer2608]

@Rachel Hay the *holy* trinity

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

@@benedictdwyer2608 *NO* How dare you?!? You'll summon Fedora Drew!

[@victoriahighsmith7361]

I read this RIGHT when he popped up om the screen

[@helena-pp4rd]

Ah yes Fedora Drew

[@kailey_marler]

Where was Fedora Drew? Did I miss a vid?

[@Lucmedilock]

Every single one of Kurtis’ videos feels like you are talking to one of your friends who can’t remember inside jokes and always makes new ones every conversation

[@marcusnewman1750]

Yeaahhh

[@ScarasRealLover]

That’s me, there’s always too many. I still get upset with myself when I forget something that I thought was funny though 😭😭

[@yikes2599]

Right, like in Danny's videos, he references the same things like the nutcracker guy, la croix, or "my bones are getting squishy" but Kurtis has one different joke that he will stretch through out each of his videos and the lucky joke for today was *The Wii remote-*

[@marcusnewman1750]

@@yikes2599 I dig MrNutcracker. And MrG is pretty cool too. And other MrG. Yall cool. All three yall pretty cool.

[@valaya.3]

I love this thought 😆 next time I'm hanging out with my friends and they reference movies or videos that I don't know or remember, I should just make up some nonsense to respond with

[@sojadoesrandomstuff]

the" I pee my pants when I'm embarrassed" sure as hell will make it to those out of context videos

[@basementdwellercosplay]

And the pee closet too

[@savanna4898]

The Smurf bit will probably be in there as well

[@agould091]

and the 6am hotdog over the burning casket

[@erikadelisle8792]

And the tier list about controllers that are the easiest to shove up your ass LMAO

[@bobthetomatoinamaiddressl7258]

don’t even get me started on six am hotdog

[@cheshirecat6551]

Im in tears over the entire video game controller tier list, best bit

[@-psilo-9071]

69 xD

[@jacobhake342]

So would you say you're in tiers?

[@colourfulDefuser]

​@@jacobhake342NOOOOOOO-

[@mills9488]

i can just imagine kurtis writing down a list of things he needs for this video and it’s just “blue face paint, white hat, wii remote control, hot dog” and jenna not even questioning it anymore

[@Victoria-vg9wy]

also Jenna I'll need you to film a smack cam

[@SaltedRain]

I see that pfp everywhere o_o

[@onstandby2177]

And a tampon lol

[@deepknight930]

I'm sure he already had the Wii and hot dogs probably, and hat. maybe not the face paint tho

[@liz090833]

🤣🤣🤣

[@RachelZeglerLovesHugs]

the sheer effort that went into this funeral bit is enough to make me be nice to you but also it is the law

[@kurtisconner]

you get it 😎

[@arc.the.sharky]

when worlds collide

[@tamara3724]

@@kurtisconner greetings from Argentina! your videos help me improve my english, thank you very much

[@uhhh446]

i am high rn and that was literally the most inane sketch ever

[@themyofmy]

@@arc.the.sharky you can run

[@abracabadass]

my favourite part of kurtis's sketches is that just when they should be over, he drops us headfirst into the very deepest strangest part of his subconscious mind and doesn't edit it out. every single time.

[@sophiasshook416]

fr

[@alessiascalzotta4198]

His voice reminds me of Sherman, from mr.pee body and Sherman

[@tradutorajuliana]

so true, I love that

[@itsmedante.5325]

ok emily.

[@Ahmedwhy2007]

obamna moment

[@kamilwhaat]

6:33”if your not familiar with the concept of a pee drawer-“ like it’s relatable

[@dragmire86]

like it isn’t relatable

[@urieldaboamorte]

like it's relatable

[@blue-dabad33]

"she had a mouthful of teeth, and that's why I don't shop at wallmart anymore" is a no-context sentence almost more insane than the famous drake and josh one

[@maligulant4396]

wh. what's the drake and Josh one

[@raeofsunshine8377]

@@maligulant4396 i think its “i dont control the speed at which lobsters die” but i may be wrong

[@apricityzz]

@@maligulant4396 i think it was "so there i was, my foot's stuck in the toilet, the dog's going crazy, and i only had one pie left"

[@blue-dabad33]

@@apricityzz that's the one

[@CocoForBird]

@@apricityzz I would love to know how high the writer was when they created that 👌 line.

[@artami3074]

I feel like Kurtis loses a piece of his soul everytime he does a extra greeting

[@mia-lc2om]

he's clearly being possessed

[@staceysims7264]

you almost see is soul dieing each time he says it lol poor guy

[@TreeFrog747]

He’s so selfless 😔

[@seanceknowles2911]

Except that one time 😌

[@TheGauges420]

@@TreeFrog747 he's so soulless.

[@danniebeard]

“Whispers have progressively gotten more insane over the years.” So have you Kurtis, so have you.

[@kairokanal5482]

Agreed

[@Instinct0425]

@Joshua EdwinRoehl stfu

[@mit3ii]

yes.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

Kurtis is Whisper, confirmed

[@Taylornxchole]

disliked on accident but it’s ok i changed it to a like ;)

[@juliakunz7624]

the idea of people cheering while he goes up for a eulogy is so comically underrated

[@gingy2959]

This video was just an excuse to make a million wild skits and I'm here for it

[@whale7056]

How honoured do you feel about kurtis hearting your comment?

[@mango2042]

I mean, true facts tho. Besides it's always entertaining to watch Kurtis do a million wild skits

[@mango2042]

@@whale7056 they should be *VERY* honored

[@gingy2959]

@@whale7056 pretty damn honored gotta say

[@kurtistownshopowner1293]

same

[@AishaBTorres]

it’s like kurtis is trying to break the record for most skits in a youtube video

[@Ahmedwhy2007]

obamna skit man

[@aha.403]

O Obanma Obamna

[@tan-tan5913]

@@Ahmedwhy2007 obamna.. that’s deep bro

[@geminikid609]

He even got danny doing more skits

[@TheBlueGirl18]

fr

[@Gbaby_1241]

I was on whisper for a while and never got much interactiong but once I posted a whisper that said "I poop a lot for a 23 yr old girl" and the amount of notifications/messages I got in an hour was insane

[@beatletrice]

HOLY SHIT WHAT

[@mackenziewalsh]

therapist: smurf kurtis conner doesn't exist- smurf kurtis conner:

[@maylamontgomery7305]

Smurf Kurtis Conner: *ominous heavy breathing *

[@allymog5228]

Smurfis Conner

[@dadfather563]

@@allymog5228 omg XD! Thats great!

[@whatthehellisthis]

that was blursed

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

That bit *reaaally* came out of left field

[@liaravid3643]

The chemistry you have with yourself is everything I wish for

[@laal6990]

Me too ✋

[@Ratciclefan]

Idk if this is a self roast or not

[@gerkinmckay1649]

S*lki stans:

[@xenopyxis]

Kurtis has that 2012 onceler-core appeal

[@poisonapleproduction]

Same I wish I had that kind of self chemistry

[@amelieb-h8638]

“what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your 6AM hotdog”

[@nitzmilky7246]

Look... Evan.. I can't do this anymore, I can't keep on pretending this everyday.. I did it for so many months because I loved you!!! B-but it's taken a huge toll on me... I hope u can forgive me... I-i.. I hate mustard ok!!!! .... I hope u understand 😞.

[@JustNuggie]

WHAT! Sadie how DARE you. We're over, don't talk to me again and get OUT of- wait this is your house. BYE

[@nitzmilky7246]

no no NO Evan are you serious??!! You're willing to throw away all that we went through and all our memories... Just cause of your fucking 6AM hotdog??!! You've changed Evan.. You've changed..

[@jocolatebhipzzz]

@@nitzmilky7246 this is so gold and underrated oh GOD

[@yousmell2133]

HOW CAN I TRUST YOU SADIE. YOU LIED TO ME! I SHOULD’VE KNOWN YOU WERE A KETCHUP GIRL😒

[@strange_barbz]

You should make a sequel with those toxic pinterest whisper girlies

[@AmeliaAbram]

yesss, also love ur pfp

[@School_sucks_ass]

YESSS

[@olivia-tt7cl]

When I was 12, I used to post some WEIRD shit on whisper because it was literally hilarious watching people argue if it was real or not

[@dreamieramune]

can also confirm that is based

[@bettysghetti7419]

ohhh shii did you know they can literally see your location?

[@bettysghetti7419]

@An oven depends on if you used it or not i think

[@leazaring5586]

i did this too 😭

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Edgy

[@HannahBayles]

If there is no green screen in a Kurtis video, did it really happen?

[@autumnbay8031]

Omg you watch Kurtis I’m so happy

[@veed1ary]

You never know

[@Roxxyicon]

omg, you watch his Videos?!?! I love your Channel as well as his!

[@reinagould4842]

Hold up, hold up, your a kurtistown citizen? I'm so happy now.

[@mochacrossing1567]

you kinda look like phillipa soo

[@hope1621]

i feel like kurtis’s skits are really just re-enactments of his fever dreams and his characters are just his sleep paralysis demons

[@tonytaite]

You’re onto something...

[@rolo0o]

Oh I thought that had been established

[@epicboxx3838]

“King Bach pulls out a comically large set of claws and approaches Kurtis” “only a slice!” “Only a slice!” Repeats king Bach

[@tjsgreenteamints]

the 6 am hotdog being at the end of the funeral implies the funeral was at 6 in the morning which is hilarious

[@angelofsorrows]

I honestly would love to see Kurtis's search history You'd probably see "people crying", "peter griffin transparent png" "people applauding"

[@ceciliaeisenhardt8190]

"pee drawer"

[@jaidenstv_6178]

“ hot dog”

[@lydiamaddox9325]

KDHSHEVE

[@karmaakabane4548]

HAHHAHA MERTHY

[@lee-vw3ro]

@@karmaakabane4548 huh

[@thegajuar4459]

this video's a cover-up. kurtis just wanted an outlet to confess that he slides wii remotes up himself but he's too embarrassed to use whisper

[@imontosomething2609]

Who wouldn't be embarrassed? 😂💀

[@detectivedance]

yeah, he wouldn't wanna piss his pants out of embarassment, would he?

[@pumpkin_cat792]

Well if he does, he needs to be careful. The wii doesn't have a flange so it can easily get lost

[@ghostpants3902]

Don’t make him pee his pants

[@mayflower5193]

@@detectivedance no... We save that for the drawer.

[@nichotchkiss]

okay but why is no one talking about how hilarious “pull out the guitar, get shot by a gun” is like i legitimately needed to pause and catch my breath i-

[@nichotchkiss]

@bubbles bunny it’s just cause normally stuff like that rhymes,, but it straight up ended with “get shot by a gun” LOL

[@katelyn3612]

i laughed so hard

[@erica2003girl1]

Bro I was the same when the smurf pulled out the wii remote 😂

[@jxssixa1353]

Don't be scared, finish your sentence.

[@sleepmp4508]

As a guy that wears unfolded beanies on the back of my head, you're 100% correct about the monster energy thing

[@esmedragon1101]

I like ur pfp protogens are so cool

[@ambunt]

hell yeah let's go proot monster drinkers

[@graceshaw9070]

i didn’t think anything was gonna be funnier than “6am hotdog” but “smack cam 😔” hit me like a bus

[@brownsuga3764]

Same 😂

[@KazukiP]

*hit u like a smack cam

[@aeryn6275]

Can we appreciate the fact that all of Kurtis's skits connect to each other? Kurtis Cinematic Universe, baby

[@kayawhitton4806]

It’s the KCU. We’re taking over the world.

[@nazihahere]

@@kayawhitton4806 Kurtis Chicken Ufried

[@utensillover]

The kcu

[@elliotsmelliot]

balance, baby.

[@christophercarter9398]

@@elliotsmelliot yeah in the two pretty bfs vid he mentions in the airport skit that due to the last skit he was late for an interview

[@ninac4444]

Slowly watching Kurtis get tired of his intro is kinda funny. I started noticing it more in his three most recent videos

[@graacelk]

He hates it lmao

[@ashashes5940]

every video it sounds more and more passive aggressive

[@sophiasshook416]

frrrrr

[@chizurusoledadkano3787]

Is saaaad :(

[@fishfinnns]

I swear his will to live drains from his eyes after every time he says it

[@ehrenloudermilk1053]

I like how he actually made a competent tier list of controller suppository for a 15 second bit.

[@kitkatcrner7004]

Kurtis' skits are the emotions I can't explain to my therapist.

[@thatuzikinnie6077]

Same.

[@cloudieo]

Yup

[@-raspberry_soda-7346]

I need a therapist

[@chewingonrocksisfun3902]

Next time I go to therapy I’ll just show my therapist a video of Kurtis'

[@spicymice8883]

@@-raspberry_soda-7346 So idk if ur joking or nah, but if you’re serious there are a lot of online therapy resources available to help you if you’re not able to see an irl therapist! Sending good vibes your way

[@aphrcbite]

“i could talk about theoretically putting video games controllers up my ass all day” -kurtis conner, 2021

[@biggaylol5438]

I read this right as he said it lmao

[@meowmeow3532]

thats something you dont wanna hear out of context

[@taitia8619]

He isn't joking, either. He very much could xD

[@jasonhorton]

I’m verified on Whisper it’s whatever

[@joyphil4399]

Why do all your comments contain the word whatever

[@presleescott1674]

how the heck do you get verified on whisper 🗿

[@soulnha]

DUDE WHAT HAHAHHAA

[@kiiturii]

isn't it supposed to be anonymous tf

[@reddd3369]

King 😩👏👏

[@reggie_ulon]

Kurtis, I just realised you're the reason I met my husband. I watched this video a few years ago and then I made a Whisper some time later. I met him on that app less than 2 years ago and things have progressed quickly.I hadn't heard of Whisper before this video

[@nelldoughery1998]

i feel like the skits have got gradually more and more obscure and kurtis is slowly descending into madness

[@savana5677]

Me too

[@stefania5882]

Happens to the best of us

[@dropinarte]

Tragic 😔

[@almightybeanchild]

And we're here for it

[@nayonikanair]

u said it first

[@soop5467]

This has got to be a record for the largest number of skits in a Kurtis Conner video.

[@blending_in]

I was thinking the same thing lmao

[@humanhuman5024]

He made 1 with only skits so it’s not

[@leilahogan2007]

fr

[@AHEBDVGDHAHSCDGDH]

But I’m not complaining

[@ratswithbutterhats]

Mmm, love ur pfp 👀

[@charlottesargeant2727]

kurtis' sketches are probably the closest things to what my dreams are like when I've eaten cheese

[@emmy-ci5cl]

so u only get weirdly insane dreams after you've eaten cheese

[@mikkuozz]

what does that cheese to do you

[@worldeatjimmy6483]

What kinda cheese have you been eating?

[@GA_131]

@@worldeatjimmy6483 the cheese goat makes

[@m0bz0mb39]

I don't understand this, but I love it🤣🤣🤣

[@sealfreak]

ive watched this too many times. it never gets old

[@Nervousyoungmen]

No way will Byers pfp twin

[@sealfreak]

@@Nervousyoungmen omg, another fellow one wheat mark fan

[@cosmicristi]

my favorite is just watching all the previous jokes being incorporated into the final sketch, it’s like he has a kcu, a kurtis cinematic universe

[@itsmedante.5325]

ok krusty crab- i mean cristi cab

[@giannamechel7764]

It’s literally my favorite thing 😂

[@pluto1sm]

couldn’t have summed it up better

[@pardonthemusic]

what if the funeral was actually held at the gaming church from a few videos ago?... 🤔

[@Everettalla]

A KFC, a Kentucky fried connor

[@SalamanderMagic]

The reason the images in the background are so weird is because Whisper just picks a random google image based off whatever it thinks is the topic of the post- and most people don't care enough to change it. So it's unlikely that many of these people actually picked those pictures, its just the default ones.

[@evelinaz1548]

i came to comment this too lol

[@wonderlust1308]

So the Whisper app saw “smack cam” and figured the best background photo to relate was a graveyard

[@sairamk]

@@wonderlust1308 lmao

[@masochistic_art]

That's actually such useful information this explains so much

[@melonnknee]

I had a brief stint looking at whisper and you used to be able to pick the background? This was like five years plus ago mind you so who knows these days.

[@a.perovic]

can we appreciate how he literally painted his entire face blue just for it to be in the video for like 10 seconds

[@marcusnewman1750]

Oh we did

[@albuszx]

And it worked -- I'm traumatised

[@snakewithapen5489]

He could have done better 😤 I'm not satisfied until I get to see blue-neck Kurtis too

[@novanonsense]

You asked us to share our deepest darkest secrets, so here goes. Normally I would never say this. I've never told anyone before. It's been haunting me. But since a KZbinr asked me to, finally it is time for me to share my most secret confession where all the world can see: 6am hot dog

[@soop5467]

Everyone's talking about Nutcracker Danny being scary, but I don't think we talk enough about Smurf Kurtis.

[@kine9osis956]

smurtis

[@sucrabeille]

smurtis

[@soop5467]

@@sucrabeille Smurtis

[@afooz]

smurtis

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

for some weird reason, I'm getting the feeling that someone out there is now shipping nutcracker danny and smurf kurtis and idk how to feel about it

[@melsalaises2693]

“honey wake up, kurtis conner just posted”

[@wetbandits8112]

you spelt his second name wrong lol

[@honeystly_disgusting6393]

My sister and me

[@hellcat5277]

Watching this at 4:19 am lmao

[@mitskily8960]

lol

[@Everettalla]

Why did you wake up at 3:00

[@elijhajefferson3338]

Kurtis's sketches are unparalleled. The sheer absurdity and creativity of them makes these videos fuckin hilarious

[@NeverCallEllis]

Moral of the story : 6am hot dog

[@LaurenElizabethYT]

I somehow totally missed the “piss drawer” meme, I’ve never seen that before omg that’s fucking hilarious

[@Ahmedwhy2007]

obamna moment

[@adelept]

same😭

[@reesedavis4877]

Samee

[@eckstheorphanmurderer1038]

@@Ahmedwhy2007 WHY DO YOU LIKE SAYING OBAMNA IN YOUR COMMENTS SO MUCH 😭😭

[@nohintshere]

@@eckstheorphanmurderer1038 obamna

[@user-yx4ez2ou4r]

How does one person write, film, and act every part in a sketch while still making the funniest shit in this platform

[@isamepython]

Lots of practice and consistency

[@siddhishinde.575]

also making all characters of the skit connected

[@largeboi4678]

I don’t think that Batman has to worry about his mom finding the piss drawer

[@momplspickmeupimscared]

OHOHOHOHOOOO TOO SOON 😂😭

[@itiswhatitismindset]

YOU DID NOT JUST

[@gatetohell9260]

Ohhhh noooooooooo….

[@chappelled]

wow, lucky! maybe... *cocks gun*

[@lauriex8832]

But Alfred might

[@FreakyToey]

I honestly love how kurtis finds something ridiculous, makes a joke about it, and then brings it up later 😂

[@butterytomatoes747]

“She had a mouthful of teeth” is the scariest sentence ever

[@alastorbutwithagun]

do you not have a mouthful of teeth?

[@notcindymae]

"and that's why I don't shop at Walmart anymore." LMAO

[@vexusmorpheus932]

@@alastorbutwithagun you will

[@leonna7010]

She has a handful of fingers

[@squeece]

It implies that she has more than just her own teeth in her mouth

[@catsplat1272]

"6am hot dog" sounds like the punchline to one of Drew's lost jokes

[@jostewart3192]

You can hear it in Drew’s voice

[@peachfuzz7329]

Or a card from cards against humanity 😂😂

[@thesuperhorton70]

Sounds like he’s about to say sexy and I know it

[@OK-hi5ym]

It sounds like part of his pictureofahotdog.com ads

[@maximiliancunniff6300]

The most unsettling part of the 6am hotdog sketch is that Kurtis didn’t heat up the hotdog. That’s just a cold, wet, straight-out-of-the-pack wiener slapped on that bun

[@tunafish5462]

Wait!! That's not how you are supposed to eat it?? wtf?

[@amirabrooks]

Wiener slapped on a bun is my senior quote

[@jesstheawfullyhideousmess4922]

@Tuna Fish Wait!! you eat those types of hotdogs?? wtf?

[@Rawr98]

You’re gonna heat up a hotdog at 6 am??

[@linuszarrouk2004]

Good can you see the temperature threw your screen

[@AlmxHere4]

The thing i love about kurtis's skits is that he adds jokes from earlier in the video, making the skit even more halarious 😭

[@worm1335]

kurtis acting like he isn’t the one who made the whisper about the wii remote 🙄🙄

[@chimichangarz]

Fr 🙄

[@annalee1847]

Ikr it’s so annoying god

[@flowerkun767]

Ugh yes, like just say it 🤨🙄

[@worm1335]

@@flowerkun767 omg bestie r u a jenozen

[@flowerkun767]

@@worm1335 I’m a Tyongf but Jeno is very ‘🥺💔’ so yeah 😋😛

[@cannedbread3829]

kurtis's sketches have better cinematography, effects, storylines and acting than all netflix original movies combined

[@bcat853]

Uhhhh

[@toxint]

All not cancelled netflix originals*

[@c3ru1ean41]

don’t insult bojack horseman like that

[@marshmellowknight8429]

i'd agree if it wasn't for the animated series...

[@catboyhole]

devilman crybaby pretty good

[@renee8591]

I momentarily forgot Kurtis plays everyone in his skits and was legitimately shocked when Kurtis came out as Tommy like that was a bold casting choice

[@fukro7557]

Same 😭😂

[@turducken77]

Kurtis’s green screen skills are honestly getting pretty impressive.

[@Smorepeng]

I can’t make a good green screen for the life of me, he’s really good

[@TheLostD0ll]

Does he edit his own videos? I thought he had an editor

[@Smorepeng]

@@TheLostD0ll nah I think he edits them himself, in that one Nate Garner video he edited a video for his friends test channel, but who knows

[@lifionda5882]

In his video of making the viewers green screen ideas real, hes shows how he edit the green screens and shows he does it all alone

[@plaguedoctor2882]

@@strawber2939 Yeah, like it isn't very complex comedy since it's like only 3 jokes we have seen in the very same video but it's weirdly creative to be honest, like when he ends with the six AM hotdog joke over the casket I think I died

[@AlexandraOlazabal]

was eating while watching this then 11:05 came and the sound killed my hunger completely

[@jesslaurel1645]

“imagine walking into a walmart and no one has teeth” kurtis, i live in the south. i don’t have to imagine.

[@glitchxmars7415]

underated comment oh my GOD

[@ayyylmao101]

Now that's what I call realistic graphics XD

[@starloved6824]

Wait what

[@emmersonrector6885]

TRUEEEE

[@perhaps7842]

Welcome, Kurtis, to Knoxville TN Where meth takes your teeth, and you spend your denture money on more meth.

[@petroleumjelly417]

Instead of “live, laugh, and love”, the new one should be “Friends, Family, and King Bach”

[@chrizelle3966]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@chrizelle3966]

i laughed

[@inactivegoodbye.]

ok now i’m tempted to make a poster with that on it for my home......

[@alyssa17388]

so true

[@RileyyWasHere]

when I broke up with my ex he made a whisper that said “[my full name] is a skank” with a background of a pregnant belly (I wasn’t pregnant) so I made it my facebook cover picture

[@criesincryptid]

That's AMAZING

[@aurielove9177]

@Riley you Legend! 😎

[@southernladyish]

This made me smile

[@rolo0o]

LMAO I ADORE THAT

[@cassiamegan23]

You're my hero

[@dominiquethomas3569]

My deepest darkest secret is that when I was young, I wished on the full moon that my dad would just go away and I would never have to see him again...he passed a few years later. The only way I've been able to cope with this is by making really dry dead dad jokes to unsuspecting victims. I still make wishes on the full moon, but I also the the power it holds.

[@SpecialBlanket]

If the wish were why, he would have died right away.

[@gabrielstrong7322]

Why did you wish that?

[@lizziex7117]

I love how Kurtis’ sketches never end where they’re supposed to, they just keep going until I’ve forgotten what the original joke was about - I love it

[@justSunny7]

That's pretty accurate. It's like "where was he going with this again?"

[@lizziex7117]

@@justSunny7 - I know, it’s like oh now he’s blue - sure 😂

[@mykes7239]

The smurf one ahahahah

[@issi99]

I had a paralysis-like nightmare where a man was just. standing at the foot of my bed and staring at me. When I woke up, it was still dark, and I was feeling pretty freaked out. I checked the time, saw it was 6:00 on the dot. Suddenly, the sound of Kurtis chanting "6am Hotdog" popped into my head, and started running on a loop. Really calmed me down. Thanks, Kurtis 👍

[@Catcatboyboy]

Was the sleep paralysis demon Danny?

[@issi99]

@@Catcatboyboy PAHAHA you know I dreamt that before the meme but actually? probably yeah. it was danny's early days. he was experimenting. getting weird and also goofy 🤪

[@introvertedbookworm1]

Ouch, what the heck! What did we discuss? Pull out the guitar get shot by a gun!

[@introvertedbookworm1]

@@Catcatboyboy BAHAHAHHAA Good one!

[@meadowok]

me when i lie

[@TaraMooknee]

the tension between your excitement to watch this video and the impatience when you sit through the ads because you want Kurtis to get that $$$$ ALSO KEL LAUREN????!!! AND you collab'ed with Brenda this week???! You're spoiling me this week.

[@user-hq8ts6uj6x]

AYO TARA!!!!

[@anastasiasutterfield4170]

i love your videos

[@name-vl7mg]

wow i just came here right after watching your video about pick-me boys.

[@villageidiot181]

Tara ? Whoah didn't expect you here

[@japanesedinner0]

TARAAAA

[@StinkBugWizard]

These sketches are the bomb.

[@ratk1ng.0]

The wii mote is OBVIOUSLY supposed to be used as a tampon, it's got a string and is the same shape and also happens to be highly absorbent. Don't believe me? You will

[@junomonsoon]

"You will" that has a threatening energy

[@ratk1ng.0]

@@junomonsoon I don't know what you mean at all :)

[@kavaler1471]

i will have this comment carved just so deep in my subconscious for the rest of my life and I don’t know how to feel about that

[@ratk1ng.0]

@@kavaler1471 The unconscious thoughts of the one will become the unconscious thoughts of the many until the world of wii remotes is forever changed because it was just too much like a tampon (and not because nobody cares about the wii anymore lol)

[@sourpatchkids351]

what a coincidence, i happen to be bleeding AND i have a wiimote in my home :) it would be great if i decided to try using it for its intended purpose, as a tampon

[@augmentedch0rd]

As funny as these sketches are, every so often i realize it's all Kurtis and that at some point he was lying in bed poking a hot dog at his face

[@victoriehughes4565]

i was thinking the same thing LMAOOO

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

And also poking the camera with a hotdog while evilly chuckling to himself

[@raylynncruz9264]

adds to the charm 😌

[@ltb5582]

Choose your fighter: “im like a small puppy, i believe everything on the internet is real and not meant to hurt me” - Cody ko “im as gullible as a toddler, if i see something in the internet i believe it” - Kurtis Conner

[@АишаЛамис]

ooooh thas hard

[@humanhuman5024]

I chose believe

[@hereCozBored]

BOTH

[@laurp290]

can i have both??

[@pedroks7756]

Coko dy

[@lotus1839]

when he said "Friends, Family" and then pans to King Bach I actually choked

[@user-yi1bs3oo4c]

ME TOO WHY WAS THAT SO FUNNY

[@zandriamoffett5896]

A. The only only problem problem that As x. The

[@sophiechristopher5542]

ME TOO I SPIT MY WATER OUT

[@themyofmy]

@@zandriamoffett5896 yeah ❤

[@alexsacanning]

IK THAT WAS SO FUNNY FOR NO REASON

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

The best part of a Kurtis video is how each skit adds up until the last skit references like at least 10 previous skits in the video

[@adso2686]

I’m gonna try to connect them all

[@miniatureenthusiast1218]

Most ambitious crossover after endgame 💔

[@Random-sk6hm]

The conjunction is real

[@froggystrap1232]

At this point we should have a Kurtis Cinematic Universe

[@nataleigh8377]

yes

[@southernladyish]

Hopefully Disney doesn’t try to buy him out and ruin his content like they’ve done with every other Cinematic universe.

[@iamafreemason7566]

The smack cam skit becomes even funnier when I think how they’d probably do an autopsy after such a weird death and they just put the organs back randomly into the torso afterwards

[@krungselina]

kurtis conner search history: "wet hotdog squishy noises"

[@GINSHOTGUN]

Lmao

[@paulbedard5016]

How dare you look at MY HISTORY!

[@famo5180]

@@GINSHOTGUN why are you everywhere i watch lol

[@okcool7892]

Girl you're so pretty omg

[@krungselina]

@@okcool7892 wait omg you're so nice thank you 🥺

[@Betahms]

"In conclusion, it's awful when people are anonymous online" *This video was sponsored by express VPN*

[@soaphope3398]

My sister hasn’t seen the video yet, she’s concerned about my well being. I can’t stop saying 6am hot dog and giggling to myself

[@missmichelle1290]

Why would that be normal for me? Why?!?

[@barneycake6235]

@@missmichelle1290 .

[@coreytrevorson5628]

@@missmichelle1290 huh

[@spookygoost3620]

More like 5 am

[@TessaImAMessa]

I hope your wall is okay! 👌🏻 I’ve noticed since I started watching kurtis that my walls have also started to fall to shambles around me. May need to take a trip out of kurtistown to buy some new walls.

[@bee5123]

My cat loves your videos, she watches them all the time with me, she’s so grateful for the extra greetings

[@julianeff5073]

Kurtis Conner: Whisper confessions have gotten so weird Also Kurtis Conner: *makes this fever dream of a KZbin video*

[@mtak160]

“I thought you were my girlfriend, not society” - Dennis Conner

[@squiid4731]

K u r t i s

[@hannahtimmons4097]

Dentist contender

[@timtam.]

@@hannahtimmons4097 Duster Con artist

[@babycheeese]

@@timtam. dusting conmrade

[@madeleinep.828]

Deep 😔✌️

[@n8than26]

Kurtis : "How much skits do you want in this video?" Also Kurtis : "yes"

[@blackparademistress1]

*many

[@ediewalmsley6580]

help someone pls comfort me I saw smth rly scary and I’m crying rn

[@dfadove7616]

Boo

[@Sqwirrel_Bonez]

Do u want a bedtime story

[@ascianoia2900]

is kurtis made a movie just with his green screen skills i guarantee i’d buy every copy

[@justSunny7]

It'd be on Amazon prime

[@dapril]

I need a copy so no

[@fishyninjja9103]

OMG YESSSSSS

[@anj4461]

IKR

[@sriracha9599]

kurtis's sketches could start off simple but there will always be a plot twist

[@Ahmedwhy2007]

obamna creative

[@ditzyblues]

i remember seeing a whisper that said "having children is unethical" and i think that's why i am the way i am today

[@awkwardotter13]

I think it depends on the situation but most of the time I agree

[@Lilyjem39]

Damn I guess we all came from unethical parents😒😒😒😞😞😞😔😔😔😟😟😟😕😕😕🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😣😣😣😖😖😖😫😫😫😢😢😢😭😭😭😱😱😱😨😨😨😰😰😰😥😥😥😓😓😓😶😶😶😐😐😐😑😑😑😬😬😬😯😯😯😦😦😦😧😧😧😮😮😮😲😲😲😪😪😪😿😿😿

[@isha4985]

actually, thats a philosophy called antinatalism! some people who believe in it are shitty and use the wrong logic but apart from thats its really interesting.

[@sefflikejeff1917]

@@isha4985 I dont know why it gets so much shit honestly. It's not really an actionable opinion to have, it's more of a philosophy position.

[@isha4985]

@@sefflikejeff1917 very true!

[@eliseclark1348]

These were the most unhinged sketches I've ever seen

[@PrincessSydders]

“We should keep going” more like “wii should keep going”

[@enasalgahmdi9944]

BYE💀

[@_._emilka_._]

nice

[@Cauldrononthefire]

PLEASE

[@GINSHOTGUN]

Bruh

[@andiwatts1900]

@@enasalgahmdi9944 the kind of humour I expect and appreciate on a kurtis conner video x 💖✨

[@BenDiPaolo]

"Tell me, do you pee?" "Yes, in the pee drawer." And that's the story of how Batman and Superman became friends.

[@karmaakabane4548]

UAHSUDUD MERTHY

[@fc7777fc]

I scrolled so far past this comment but was still thinking about it and laughing at it so I had to scroll back up to give it the like

[@marina3934]

I’m crying 😫 such a beautiful story

[@yeetrootthebeetroot3872]

i like ur pfp

[@abeertukmachi7503]

LMAO

[@constant938]

question: how do you fill a pee closet to full capacity without leakage during the pee sessions

[@mikanviola]

There’s a small hole at the top of the door, you have to climb up on a bookshelf to do it (the door is reinforced with rubber to make it waterproof)

[@87bees68]

pee closet is not bound by the normal limitations of physics

[@theskelebonesclub9890]

It’s like the air holes on blow up mattresses but for liquid

[@pastaslut]

@@laurenhaack2096 LMFAO

[@breezy5994]

attic

[@rolloutthebarrel]

I just like that extra greeting music that plays for a second. It makes me feel so welcome here, thank you

[@leannedawnsimpson]

Most of kurtis's sketches are like a fever dream

[@kosmic_overlord]

they're all fever dreams lol

[@dr.zombiex]

Yes. They are. Love it.

[@gabrielao.8112]

I love how Wii Remote efficiently became “Wiimote” like they should’ve thought of that. big brainz.

[@pennabear]

I think you mean big bwainz

[@procrastinationismyprofession]

@@pennabear big bwiinz

[@azulj.9856]

The amount of good sketches in this video is wild, we stan a content king.

[@djdealwithit92]

5:12 as a Dennis, that... Is probably what an alternate reality hipster version of me would be like

[@PansyPops]

Idk why but this Dennis looks vaguely like Danny Gonzales.

[@sydneym5595]

my headphones disconnected the moment he said "i love talking quiet" and i watched for like 30 seconds in silence before i realized he wasn't making a joke

[@_lol.imagine_]

I’m sorry that’s hilarious 💀

[@oumadrinkspanta4327]

I thought chihiro was supposed to be good with tech