The Internet's Most Obvious Lies

Everybody is a dang liar!!! This week, we look at the amazing Instagram account "@yeahthatdefinitelyhappened" and take a closer look at some popular tweets and text posts that are OBVIOUSLY made up.
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[@Alice-ib4cz]

Floor? Peed on. Teacher? Enraged. Clapping? Slow.

[@bakugoukatsuki8584]

Hotel? Trivago.

[@itsprobablycris1085]

Black face? White people.

[@harrytomlinson5438]

Doug? non-existent

[@soha3235]

TikTok? NoMore

[@sugasarmyyy7437]

Bakugou Katsuki I knew that was coming...

[@nickh.8275]

You know they’re lying because they narrate everything the same way they write crappy fiction on Wattpad.

[@alexiaatheducc]

Nick H. yes exactlyyyy

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

I got to be 1k like, also true

[@thegoods7011]

truuuuuu

[@lofihip-hop5834]

And they always end it with someone clapping...

[@hussein_bdn]

"A teacher would never call you an idiot" is the most Canadian thing Kurtis has ever said.

[@doby8544]

"a teacher would call you an idiot" is the most American thing anyone has ever said

[@romancatholicgameing]

​@@doby8544 no I think complaining about healthcare prices is the most American thing anyone's ever said.

[@doby8544]

@@romancatholicgameing doing school shooting drills is a close second

[@imana.i8242]

My teacher called me retarded once. shes not wrong.

[@doby8544]

@@imana.i8242 got damn 😭 doesnt feel like that should be allowed

[@elijahhowe1815]

One time I was at a target and a customer called me a scallywag. I then stole 10 million dollars worth of their personal items.

[@abandoned_account_6712]

down in ohio

[@apteryx496]

You aren't funny stfu

[@projecty.b.t.f.c]

I laughed too hard at the idea of someone actually being offended by being called a scallywag

[@Star0gaze]

​@@projecty.b.t.f.c It has the same energy as getting offended because you got called a city slicker

[@tinntinnamp]

You stood true to yer name, ye ol' scallywag! (I have no money)

[@dionysusfilms165]

all the clapping makes me think that all those lies were written by bitter theater kids

[@Samisnotavailable]

This is an extremely underrated comment 😂

[@R3DPharaoh]

or band kids lol

[@darienodette]

Fr though like clapping doesn't happen in real life, it only happens with theatre kids lol

[@lilyromedy6984]

As a self-aware theater kid, I support this message.

[@dionysusfilms165]

@@lilyromedy6984 thank you good sir I am one as well

[@addisonshaw4012]

How to find out someone is lying: 1. Clapping 2. Doug 3. Watermelon in a seatbelt

[@LukeBridger]

I just love the doug there 😂. Like they don't exist 😂

[@blueblu756]

@@LukeBridger Because Doug doesn't exist.

[@devynmarie2532]

my grandpas name is doug-

[@blueblu756]

@@devynmarie2532 What grandpa? Doug doesn’t exist

[@isimpforstalljimmy]

@@devynmarie2532 my uncle's name is Doug. I guess neither of them exist-

[@freya6921]

Kurtis: teachers don’t call you idiots! My French teacher who called someone a disappointment and a mistake because he wore a hat in class:

[@veryferalthing]

that's so in character for a french teacher

[@tabbykat8564]

does every french teacher have a thing about hats??? my french teacher used to go OFF about hats it was so weird

[@brady5006]

Hé, ton professeur n'a pas dit . Mdr. 😂

[@kiporaan]

Si je m’attendais à voir un com français! Alors je me permets de poser une question : vous réagissez comment si vous voyez une prof appeler une élève "connasse" et lui dire qu’elle est incapable? Ou quand une autre prof fait des commentaires déplacés sur l’apparence et invite les élèves à s’y joindre? Vraiment je suis curieux (posez pas de questions sur le genre svp merci) et j’ai rarement vu une réaction normale, les gens avaient plutôt l’air d’être d’accord :/

[@ghost_inthewire]

my science teacher who called this kid who didn’t know where his class was a pathetic specimen of a person:

[@yvrsy9999]

Once, Billie Eillish was walking down the street, then she saw a little boy. He said to her "I want to persuade my dreams but my parents aren't allowing me to" Billie frowned and replied "Do whatever you want kid. Be brave. Stand up to them". And that little boy was Danny Devito

[@ree1425]

the fact that you said persuade instead of pursue makes this ten times funnier

[@MarMcKenna-hp1kq]

Love the fact that I read that as if she met Danny DeVito in modern times and assumed he was a child-not as if she told a child Danny DeVito to pursue his dreams

[@issybather4885]

The stop sign one lowkey shouldn’t be a flex. If you’re that high you seriously shouldn’t be on the roads

[@kingayy9267]

It (probably) didn't happen so rest easy, little goose

[@baileyparker8321]

I admire your pfp.

[@illegalwaffel6435]

@@kingayy9267 it very well could of.. besides the whole waiting there for a hour cause that part is bullshit but when I was a teen and drove high on weed there was a few times I'd catch myself waiting for a stop sign to turn green but it was only for like 15-20 seconds until I realised

[@themusicaljunkie37]

That dude wasn't smoking weed.... lol

[@ashywashy2005]

"I smoked five blunts" nobody would say it like that lmao it sounds so awkward

[@TheMangomelon789]

If you're so high you can't tell what a stop sign is, you *definitely* shouldn't be driving.

[@victoriachristina1]

BUT at least they stopped

[@bethlamb3286]

For an hour and a half 🙄 yeah cause there's no other traffic or cops in that town and that definitely happened 🙄

[@pretty948]

Beth Lamb the dude lived in a fucking village

[@dakotadad8835]

Or smoke weed... at all

[@camdenjennings398]

Yeah I’ve been there before. It wasn’t for an hour though

[@garfgif]

Unfortunately teachers get away with directly insulting the kids - I am autistic and in secondary school one of my teachers bullied me (like tried to get other kids to make fun of me) and called me stupid multiple times in her class and the school did nothing when my mother called them about it - she stopped teaching our class but she didn’t lose any of her other classes and she’s still teaching my kid brother to this day.

[@Gregariousness1]

Same man, our LA teacher is bullying the kids with ADHD. We reported it to the principal and he said if it’s a repeated behaviour he could be fired by the end of the year

[@kiporaan]

I had a similar thing happening and she didn’t know I was autistic, I was just too weird for her and she probably still works today It sucks but all we can do is acknowledge our own worth and distancing ourselves from their rotten brains, if you let any of them get to you it’s over, they are enemies because they chose to be so don’t feel remorse

[@ihaveallergies4946]

in every crazy scenario i’m in from now on i’m gonna slow clap so when they tell the stupid story later and i’m in it clapping no one will believe them

[@annabananafitf]

Lol, I freaked out at your pfp, I'm literally dying of laughter rn!!! I love it so much!!😂😂😂

[@yourstrulymadi1128]

so no second greeting? *slams phone on ground and snaps skateboard*

[@heylol9166]

one time i actually was skateboarding and it was a brand new skateboard so i did an ollie and it literally snapped itn half and my leg fell on top of one of the wood chips and it went inside my skin so i had to have surgery and now im in a wheelchair and will never have the ability to walk again 🤣🤣 crazy right 🤣🤣😫😫👏😜😜😀💞💞🙄🙄👭🔫🔫😐🤣🤣😀😀😔😫🙄😭

[@bethlamb3286]

@@heylol9166 weird yet sad flex bro

[@heylol9166]

@@bethlamb3286 😭😭

[@heylol9166]

@@bethlamb3286 😢😢

[@oh-ohstinky5819]

@@heylol9166 ok

[@pheebobeebo1459]

that one girl really said "I guess I'll just piss on the floor" she was makin' it stinky

[@ajdeupickumaterinu]

Yooooo💀

[@cosmic5471]

Oooo fish in the mouth

[@j.l.j.7314]

GOAT STORY LMAO-

[@emmacurran1240]

FISHY FISHY FISHY MAKIN IT STINKY

[@julzmaxwell5366]

🐐

[@melt3563]

Not only did teachers at my school regularly call us stupid, but there were also multiple occasions when I ended up throwing up in the class trash can when I was not allowed to go to the bathroom. At least nobody clapped though

[@shaykireas]

“A teacher would never call anyone an idiot!” Meanwhile me having flashbacks to the 8th grade where my science teacher pulled me aside and said “continue with the quality of work you’re giving me, you’ll never make it past high school.” I was trying my best dawg I just hated science 😭🙏

[@pennyfrompapaspizzeria580]

How to spot a lie: “and they started clapping”

[@evabruh]

PENNY? IS THAT REALLY YOU?!!

[@Bella-gq6uy]

*telling my parents i’m straight* *everyone starts clapping*

[@Kiley713]

I had an irl then everybody clapped and it’s such a good story but I know nobody will ever believe me

[@pennyfrompapaspizzeria580]

@@Kiley713 that must be so frustrating omg😂

[@pennyfrompapaspizzeria580]

@Zev Deaner I’m not gay and they started clapping

[@kaylee_keen]

*"I was so high I forgot I had to hold my butthole closed or else poo would fall out"* I never thought I'd hear anyone say that sentence, but here we are...

[@lizmaryf7892]

That actually happened kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@nicolebry]

Lizmary Sucks dang I clicked it

[@Distorted_Toaster]

@@lizmaryf7892 that moment when i dumb

[@thedudeguy121]

It’s worded wrong but it is a legitimate fear if you’re high enough. Not that I would know 👀

[@willowavery6334]

Lizmary Sucks SHIT

[@taitia8619]

No joke though, my aunt has a habit of telling these super overblown stories all the time, and she always mentions people applauding her. It's like a _thing_ when you're telling fake stories, apparently.

[@bleachsipper2000]

man i wish i had canadian teachers, mine constantly made me cry and humiliated me in front of my classmates. it wasn’t because i wasn’t a top student, or i didn’t play sports, or i was a rule breaker, or i wasn’t involved in the school. i excelled in my classes, won multiple awards, and played sports regularly. the whole reason they hated me so much was because i was autistic.

[@MaryamMaqdisi]

Same. I hope things are better now, bless you

[@elietteculyer3489]

One time a robber came into my house, he painted a gun at me and said “at the end of this gun is someone who’s about to die” I sat and smiled and replied with “which end are you referring too” he seemed shocked so he shot himself on the spot! I’m pretty sure the whole jury applauded me!!!😂😂

[@link12click]

bro same except i shot myself

[@link12click]

wait

[@elietteculyer3489]

diorite 😧

[@elietteculyer3489]

Good Dog yes an artist

[@elietteculyer3489]

Dozzy T yep

[@radiotelevision2371]

When I was 6, I told all of my friends I was pregnant. Then they all started clapping

[@justjulie1113]

@The toy crew WHATTTT LMAOOO

[@TheChemistBeats]

oh god this actually fucking happened to me i am a guy

[@amalia9285]

i wanna like this but ur at 69 and i don’t wanna ruin it so i’m leaving this comment

[@sunflower8227]

@The toy crew LAMOOOOOO WHAT

[@3starsburningbright]

I did actually say I was pregnant when I was 7 because I saw someone else do it in Roblox 💀

[@kaluca]

I know a guy named Doug and that is exactly something he would say, he's really into the "punk" culture and if he sees someone that dresses "punk" he is the type to challenge them with a question like that, he has no filters.

[@charlottemartyr]

Also had something similar to the first story in high school but it was a lot more boring and sad; we had a girl who asked to go to the bathroom several times but kept being told no. She she started to look like, panicked and in pain and got more desperate before eventually she actually peed her pants. She was really embarrassed and started crying. The teacher was horrified and immediately sent her out of the room, the whole class just sat in a stunned awkward silence. That girl transferred classes and the teacher never refused a kid who needed to go to the bathroom again. That is how that situation goes in reality.

[@fluuufffffy1514]

Or, if you're me, you ask and get denied and then run out anyway (because it's an emergency) and then get in-school suspension 🫤

[@sappho5824]

"doug isn't a real name" my neighbor from across the street: *adios*

[@charlottedarling1257]

my ex's stepdad: *Au revoir*

[@madelynsuiter361]

My dads best friend: sayonara

[@cugu7562]

The local ice cream shop man: ✌

[@leahjk97]

my neighbor is also named doug I think it’s just a name that only belongs to neighbors

[@alicebethell8069]

My grandfather: evaporates

[@yumdisc]

"I smoked 5 blunts" ok you're done, just stop typing

[@destroyakira]

@Manda the most I've smoked was three but not in a rowb

[@mariaguerra1817]

Fr doe. That doesnt happen 😂 you would be fuckin greened out if you did them all at once.

[@cyborgqueer]

Maria Guerra nah, i smoke that easily

[@mariaguerra1817]

@@cyborgqueer fr?

[@wkdwflp]

Cyborg Rhys but alone? Cause like in a group we be smoking many on a day but all alone? That shit be hittin different lmao

[@darrendarryl904]

"A teacher would never call you an idiot" my art teacher was talking to the students and one of them said "I wanna be an artist" and she looked her right in the eyes and said "Just give up." She changed subjects

[@pencilshavings_yt]

Once, Charli D'Amelio was walking down the street, then she saw a newborn riding a bicycle. He said to her "I want to persuade my dreams but my children aren't allowing me to" Charli frowned and replied "Do whatever you want man. Be brave. Stand up to them". And that little boy was Jeremy Clarkson.

[@maddigotnojams1964]

*WHERE’S MY EXTRA GREETING?!* This is why I have trust issues.

[@monsedorantes3618]

Madison Nelson yep

[@livvyloo8560]

Lmaoo

[@neveen5686]

Madison Nelson *slow claps *

[@samiam4616]

I knew a friend named Douglass, he changed his name to Doug and immediately stopped existing. Everyone around started applauding.

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

You've gone this long without a comment, I think you deserve at least one lol

[@icepotato6158]

@@user-oj7np2ej1z how do you know this

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

@@icepotato6158 I know all

[@mysteryname6792]

Well that's rude

[@pretty948]

I was there it really happened

[@mizstories9646]

I have actually at one time in my life had an amazing achievement and had an entire room clap for me. But I can NEVER tell the story because all of the liars online have ruined it for me.

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

Actually?

[@ghost_inthewire]

kids in my english class clap for everything my teacher does for absolutely no reason. one time when he casually threw a piece of paper into the bin, everyone began fucking clapping and cheering

[@anahand4137]

Same bro. I mean it was definitely a joke but I had a classroom clap at me and I’ll never be believed lol

[@Angelnloel]

almost every time my sister drives me home from work she waits for this one stop sign to turn green, and every time we both laugh cause for some reason she never realizes. it’s only that one sign too (although there are other stop signs on our route) she’s only waited a few minutes at most before realizing & to be fair we work night shift so we’re both out of it after work but yeah waiting an hour & a half is a bit much 💀

[@treebeaver3921]

If you roast anyone at school or on the bus the kids don’t clap they go “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH”

[@nataliehinds5797]

Treebeaver this is actually the most eaccurate thing ever

[@sopranos8961]

Treebeaver yeah

[@arandomuser9459]

Yeah.

[@CaseyShontz]

Treebeaver that would’ve made this story much more realistic

[@bbaby7102]

Exactly

[@libbyfemenella1308]

Ima start clapping after a random person does something so that if they try to share it online everyone will think they’re lying

[@UFOCookieZoom]

Evil... I love it. Eager to see your next plans leading up to taking over the tri-state area.

[@mysteryname6792]

I am going to try this. And then find the post and laugh at the comments without telling people that it's true.

[@rzindler]

You don't already do this?

[@ajdeupickumaterinu]

And if you find their post you can say "it's true, I was the guy who clapped" and everyone will still think you're joking

[@kanyegraduation]

theres 666 likes and i will not ruin it. have a good day

[@kmay7134]

One time at school my teacher gave me homework. I immediately stood up and peed all over it like it was newspaper!! The whole class slow clapped for me while I threw the piss-soaked science papers into my teachers purse 😂😂😂 the principle came over the intercom and told me I would get a statue and bench made in my honor!!

[@kristinrad]

Man, what this teaches me is I need to clap any time anyone looks smug. No one will ever believe them.

[@emmanorfleet941]

Where is my e x t r a g r e e t i n g Kurtis?

[@arieltoohey1052]

Emma Norfleet lol WHEREEE

[@koolkat-hq5xc]

He had to sacrifice the extra greeting in order to show us his dog's haircut

[@lauraguzman3617]

This comment radiates ominous energy

[@olivia_vermast]

your creepy emo cousin honestly, worth it

[@RozyPoyo]

Reminds me of gorefield: where is my lasagna J O N.

[@bunnigrrl]

"Doug isnt real" My grandpa: "am I a joke to you?"

[@links163]

I dated a guy named Doug 😅

[@emilytustin4540]

My uncles name is Doug and my dads middle name is Douglas. Hah

[@DjVader112]

And isn't nostalgia critics name doug?

[@XanderTehNoob]

My grandfather has the same name haha

[@avaralph515]

My school janitor: am I a joke to you

[@MariaYates-ju3vh]

One time a kid said "if you don't give me all of your lunch money, I will spit on your face and ruin your makeup" and i said, maybe you should eat makeup so you can be beautiful on the inside where it really counts" and he was actually so stunned he started crying and everybody clapped... exept for the make-up companies. They were enrages when he sued them after eating makeup almost killed him.

[@d4c268]

9:13 I don't think you realize how common it is for teachers to not only insult their students, but also straight up roast them

[@isabellafurlong8767]

I DIDN’T GET AN EXTRA GREETING. 😤

[@rubberandgum4203]

EXTRA GREETING DIDN'T EXIST AT THIS TIME DOUG

[@kore1405]

Yknow,I was gonna like ur comment but the no. is perfect

[@prada4bratz]

@@rubberandgum4203 fr 😭

[@ink1018]

:( I WANT AN APOLOGY

[@rubberandgum4203]

Carmen by lana but no one likes her M just kidding ofc darling ❤️😂

[@missRachelElizabethA]

“Also I slept with her boyfriend” should be added to the end of every lie.

[@entropy5590]

It already is

[@anemoia3154]

i’m gonna do that now thanks

[@quillwilson3459]

I did my homework. Also I slept with her boyfriend.

[@ayoooowerllyouthere5556]

My dad told me I was related to the king, also I slept with her boyfriend

[@quillwilson3459]

Yeah so then this female dolphin came up and ate my dad whole. Also I slept with her boyfriend

[@kill_me_please_]

Even 4 years later, your dog getting a hair cut is still the most important news of all time.

[@juliastockman1132]

10:19 my great uncle starts turning into dust

[@daisy9858]

I feel like some of the “I said _____ and everybody clapped” people may have actually said whatever they claimed to, but got weird looks/made fun of/ignored and so they post it with a different reaction in an attempt to get validation and make themselves feel like what they said actually made sense or wasn’t pretentious :/

[@bragtime1052]

Can confirm, I was the _____

[@Max-cr4zf]

Yeah i can confirm the is true also, i was I made this joke at like 4 in the morning didnt notice i copied him dont hate me

[@floppagaming8469]

i said bruh and everybody clapped

[@Tatertottt]

Exactly what I thought

[@natalieconravey4432]

op was the one who pissed on the floor but everyone started bullying her for it so she made that post

[@saltmonster8549]

one time i met zendaya at hooters and and we started to talk to each other when we ran into lady gaga and she started screaming at zendaya that she was italian and zendaya argued back that’s she wasn’t and they started repeatedly stabbing each other when i pulled them apart and then everyone at hooters immediately started clapping and that’s how we became a throuple.

[@britsprs8044]

yeah❤️

[@chxrry4357]

this sounds like a dream that i would have

[@clairefazel8470]

@@chxrry4357 except soos from gravity falls would be a half vampire half penguin man and woudk be dancing in the jury

[@suxkre]

i desperately want to be your friend now.

[@shaylinsimmons]

That’s AWESOME! Good for you dude! ....................wait

[@phoenixthedm9791]

When I was a kid, I was home schooled until 4th grade, and I didnt really know how to interact with other kids. About 2 weeks in, I had convinced everyone in my class that I was born in japan, and this was my first year in america. I dont even remember why or how it came up, but I just remember telling kids that as a kid

[@jinglebingle4]

"a teacher would never call you an idiot" bro has not been to an Australian public school

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

This reminded me of the time I was in kindergarten and my teacher told me “at the end of this block is an idiot” and then I said “well what end your holding the block?” and then the teacher went and took a pee in the corner and all the other children clapped and then my father Doug came to pick me up and I became the principle of the school

[@bruhe8895]

*3 headed 2 faced teacher

[@meredithreaves2769]

It was true I was Doug

[@jacobharley9381]

I bet $20 this happened

[@ztetablet7033]

This is gold

[@emilysamanta8022]

can confirm, i was the block.

[@alyssaashcroft2285]

This video was so funny that I actually went on America’s got talent and played it on the projector for everyone to see. The whole audience and even the judges clapped.

[@wcskeleton1388]

OMG! I was there! I was the guy who peed on the ground, haha, the world is a small place hehe

[@mirillis6083]

Oh cool I remember watching that on tv, while there was a hurricane and it tore off my roof, and my family stood up and clapped

[@daniela6287]

Dude I was there I was the one peeing in the sink.

[@EatFrozenPlastic]

Oh I think I was there too I was doug

[@evelinab2966]

I enjoyed judging the video! Great content *slow clap*

[@GeneralGrandmas]

The teacher calling the kid an idiot is pretty realistic if it was an American teacher lmao

[@MarkelleRayneeSheree]

Have to disagree that a teeacher would never call a student an idiot. I went to a very small school where everyone knew everyone and all the teachers knew all of our parents so the teachers felt very free to roast the shit out of us. It was honestly pretty awesome. My science teacher told my classmate that if he put his brain on the edge of a knife it would look like a BB in a four lane highway. I think about that way too often.

[@poffydaisy5134]

Nobody: People in these stories: 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@fixtureofthesun]

just like this cake

[@emma-hi8mg]

HAHA FR

[@jackthomas1448]

emma, shut it.

[@elijahmohan5824]

Daisy Animations 👏👏👏👏👏 well done! 👏👏👏👏👏👏 u commented a funny comment 👏👏👏👏🤩🤩

[@hannahweiss8399]

Daisy Animations no it would be 👏 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏. 👏

[@joeebiden_]

FINE i'll just greet myself.

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

*whispers* _underrated comment_

[@ven4762]

*starts clapping slowly*

[@grohl1690]

Shut fuck

[@carlbeethoven5682]

@Sure, my bad, u were talking to Minty. I thought u said u don't understand the joke.

[@theblackguyfromallstate9901]

Sure original commenter’s username

[@fuckgandor]

"a teacher would never call a student an idiot" one of my teachers told me in front of the entire class and another teacher that i wasn't good for anything except drawing. she didn't even get in trouble for it.

[@maddieb_99]

ok the one about waiting for the stop sign to turn green actually checks out. carry on

[@itissaya4358]

This one time I was at the mall, and a employee there said “at the end of this shirt is an idiot” and I said “your wearing the shirt” because he was wearing the same shirt! Then the employee ran out of the mall and ended up getting arrested and fired for stealing potatoes. I walked back into mall and everyone slow clapped and I became the CEO of the mall.

[@itissaya4358]

Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books no actually it’s called “we clowns” but I don’t think liar town is that far away from there

[@itissaya4358]

Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books it’s okay, nice tho. I have like 69 grandmas so I know what you mean. All of their names are bobeth. And hey I know a Doug now! Or like 5...

[@ahu9150]

My friend Doug was there! Sadly he got abducted by the potato army and died. R.I.P Doug.

[@ahu9150]

@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books no I think you got mixed up with my other friend Caleb. he was in Clowns like potatoes!

[@ahu9150]

@Carol_Likes_Dem_ Books yeshhh. i love their facetime store! I got amazing eyes from there!

[@cheetosoop736]

girl: *pisses on the floor* teacher: oh im ENRAGED

[@xinhh3093]

enraged is a funny word

[@olivia_vermast]

Grassy it is

[@lexi-rb9cs]

something like that actually happened in a class a couple years ago but no one clapped and the chick pissed in the trash

[@lillyhasund1846]

My teatcher would be in shock 😂

[@lillyhasund1846]

@@lexi-rb9cs that's how to get popular C:

[@matthewweitzner8956]

0:21 I was half paying attention and thought you were calling Slash shitty for a moment glad you were just using him as punctuation

[@brettclark5210]

My teachers would most definitely say something like "at the end of this ruler is an idiot", they all the time say " use your brain cells for once" when i make a small mistake

[@CasualPearls]

I'm going to clap when someone says something mildly interesting so when they try to tell other people "then this girl clapped" it will be immediately seen as false.

[@ne9599]

Hah

[@user-fi7jp1rp9l]

Paige Renaud I just clap randomly like if I’m bored or if my teacher finishes talking. Once my friend was like singing in class so I started clapping😂

[@GiaBird-The-Jumin-Han-Lover]

thats something thats been on my bucket list for a year or so at this point. no progress so far.

[@gasolinesleeve3396]

R/madlads

[@hystericallover5989]

Peter Parker r/foundthemobileuser

[@katesart4528]

When I was younger I jumped off a cliff and Justin Bieber was at the bottom and catched me, everyone around started applauding until I pointed a ruler at him and we ended up getting a divorce. I will never jump off a cliff again

[@NunayahBuisness]

I remember... I was the first one who started slowly clapping

[@user-np3xl6ep7s]

Thats true i was the ruler

[@afooz]

I remember you, I was the divorce lawyer

[@cherrybomber3328]

Ah yes I was the cliff

[@Jessie-rx1rr]

I remember …..I was Justin bieber..

[@theicedmocha]

I can confirm the one about the kid not being let out to use the bathroom. Happened to me back in my school, they were worried about kids vaping in the bathrooms and a lot of teachers wouldn't let kids out of class

[@caitlyngarrett7597]

Actually one of my friends is named Doug. We played in the school band He had to move so we petitioned to have a full marching show as a tribute to him It was great

[@MarbleMcGee656]

Kurtis: Do you know a Doug? Me: Yes Kurtis: No you don't Me: No I don't

[@kateemma22]

Everyone in the world slow clapped.

[@izarheriotza5315]

I actually do he's a teacher I know

[@izarheriotza5315]

@Emmons Lauren for once in my life I'm pretty certain

[@DintleTV]

my uncle names is doug

[@izarheriotza5315]

@@DintleTV I believe you

[@aliensexist2639]

I bet the stop sign incident happened but it was like for 30 seconds, and he embellished it

[@gagetlapa5624]

Yeah

[@tylereklund9170]

After a long day at work and half asleep, ive done that before. Maybe 5-10 seconds tops

[@TheAlmightyDish]

420 likes

[@Gabi-tp7fz]

@@kaitlinshaw8093 sUrE

[@cursedpie7153]

@@Gabi-tp7fz wait what did she say I can't see her comment

[@Finn4llx]

9:18 some teachers actually do call some kids idiots specifically if their neurodivergent

[@miam_k]

the peeing at the back of the class actually happened at our school our ex music teacher told us like two years ago that one of my classmate’s brother once asked to go to the bathroom and she refused so he stood up and peed in the trash can he then went back to his seat and the teacher told him that he shouldn’t have done that but that she will never refuse to send him to the bathroom again

[@gianluca6773]

Honestly the pee one happened to me. The teacher wouldnt let him go to the bathroom so he went in the corner and peed in an empty water bottle. We didnt clap tho

[@Zombieslayer0044]

Gianluca imagine a girl doing that tho

[@ohno4865]

@@Zombieslayer0044 nah I'd rather not

[@daydreeeem]

Same in 7th grade, this kid peed in the trash can because our teacher didn’t let him go to the bathroom

[@thedarkoverlordofall]

At my high school, a girl changed her bloody tampon in the middle of a test bc the teacher wouldn’t let her go to the classroom-no clapping though

[@lordfrog7549]

You mean "we didnt clapped tho, we applauded"

[@cryinfmort239]

Kurtis: Do u know a doug? Me: Doug Judy

[@slowcosmic6176]

Angeli Hackerman no dude

[@erghhmmayy8457]

I-

[@prishawalia8325]

THE PONTIAC BANDIT

[@aishabarbie20]

Joud Dudy

[@sterrehammer5064]

OMG YES

[@AllEnder6767]

what this video taught me is Canadian schooling is a lot different to British schooling bc teachers definitely called students dumb in my school and vise versa

[@xannypacquiao1792]

"A teacher would never call a kid an idiot" *laughs in American school system*

[@mercurials]

Draco Malfoy’s lesser-known twin brother, Doug Malfoy

[@bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145]

hahaahaha

[@benis666]

uhhh I think I'm at the wrong party..

[@bellamarie5662]

I laughed at this for way too long

[@braedencross5782]

Drugged moldboy

[@pandagal9805]

Lmao

[@MonsieurCarrot]

Where’s my extra greeting Kurtis? Huh? Where is it? Furious and crying

[@somethingsomethinglastname9206]

UNSUBSCRIBED

[@aishwaryap.2230]

WHERE ARE MY RIGHTS >:'(

[@alpinevideos488]

The funny thing about the ruler is that it is NOT the first time i’ve heard that

[@m3t4l.h34d]

7:04 i didn’t even realize anything was wrong with that sentence. “i was sitting waiting for the stop sign to turn green’ i was like ‘yeah. okay and?’ adhd is great

[@crystalwolcott4744]

"I smoked 5 blunts"...like bro if you smoked FIVE blunts you would have been asleep. lol

[@bumble9511]

and your lungs would be dead

[@oceanepetit9009]

I have a "friend" who one smoked 5 blunts in one go. He was smoking in a little hut near the sea, and he told me that he woke up 3 hours later in a random pathway to the beach, thirsty as hell, with a huge headache, 2 km from that hut. Don't smoke 5 blunts in one go...because you might not be as lucky as him haha

[@elcappital]

I thought the same thing

[@pingpongball9167]

Idk, depends on the flower. Some high sativa shit like blue dream might legit make somebody wait for a stop sign to turn green, but only for a minute before going like "ohhh shit haha I'm dumb" not a whole ass hour But like blue dream is only for the pros, it can and will fuck you up

[@pingpongball9167]

@user deceased damnn I didn't even think of AK-47 lmao

[@idkamanda_7088]

so I was in a concert. When the concert ended i was about to leave. Then everybody clapped.

[@ef4253]

Hello _Storm stormy r/thathappened

[@jojoanimated7314]

why did I laugh

[@ann72829]

EdieLouise r/wooosh

[@ekaterinakryukovskaya8161]

Hello _Storm stormy i’m confused

[@ice-creamandchocolatesforl1965]

I don't understand this?

[@genderv0ided]

as someone who used to smoke way too much, the advice to chill tf out if you wait for a stop sign to turn green is very good

[@vamp.luv.]

Not only was i called an idiot by a teacher but my 8th grade english teacher always said she wept for the future and hated us all.

[@turboshazed7370]

I'd tell her nihilism and alcoholism go hand in hand like slugs with salt

[@turboshazed7370]

Nah I am full of it

[@brooklyn1167]

My first words were the whole *Declaration of Independence* Edit: TYSM for 3.1k!

[@doodlenoodle7269]

**Everyone at the daycare started clapping**

[@treebeaver3921]

My first words were every language known to man

[@eleanafischer8527]

Mine were: *“Way to go, Paul.”*

[@farrahfavorov6303]

c 🐱🌸🥚⛳️🪕🩰🚀💾📈🈶↩️💭🟧🇦🇶🇧🇪🎌🇿🇼

[@julianvillafan8394]

*Everyone slowly starts to clap*

[@eatmykoolaid.]

kurtis: "any of you watching this, you dont know a doug. do you know a doug??" me: oh, yeah, i do actua- kurtis: *"you dont."* me: ok-

[@musicsaves71590]

One of my cousins is a Doug lol

[@mlee4981]

my dad's name is doug

[@samhenderson3573]

My dad Doug

[@Mualskii]

My allergists name is douglas 😂

[@goshdangit4503]

My neighbors a Doug

[@IR0N_R0SE_est87]

Dude the Slash thing caught me off guard, I got so excited for no reason

[@williamcull3774]

my English teacher has called us an idiot many times just cant even be bothered no more and just screams shut up and the worst part is she teaches focus group that means we all have learning disabilities and cant spell for the life of us

[@amparoohoo3532]

I swear, when I was in middle school, my teacher hated me so when we went on a field trip to a museum, she turned into a she-demon and tried to murder me. Then, I slayed her with a magic sword. Everyone started clapping, it was so cool.

[@amparoohoo3532]

@HopefulCat no, its perry johnson

[@fear7812]

i love you and you are valid

[@hcbfhwjdjckek]

I only understand this because of my friend

[@catlady4858]

Oh, stop it, you.

[@melaniemartinez7516]

🙌🙌🙌

[@Cheiriko]

Kurtis: Doug isn’t a name that exists My tech teacher named Doug: *There is an idiot at the end of this ruler*

[@leentabanaj1883]

😂😂😂😂 That made me laugh more than it should have

[@maxisgorgeous4008]

at which end tho?

[@harlemharris8494]

@@maxisgorgeous4008 your not even grounded for that

[@shaggyrogers1851]

And they all started clapping

[@samuelforesta]

My dad's name is literally Doug.

[@flufflez013]

Wait, I know like 3 Dougs. Which might be the entire world’s population of Dougs

[@racheleconerly3228]

Definitely want more of these!!!!

[@dracallimirari3791]

Kurtis: “a teacher would never call you an idiot.” Oh Kurtis. You haven’t seen the American public school system.

[@ziarutkowski4566]

Same but in South Africa

[@karena4684]

dang what school do you go to cause i have never once been called an idiot by a teacher, nor have they never made me feel inferior in any way

[@Alex-tu4zr]

Yeah all my teachers are awesome

[@milkeyway7105]

Yeah my elementary school teacher called my friend an idiot, but in my native language. People have to realize that not every teachers are your saviour, some of them also fucked up

[@forksntorches3587]

Y'all haven't seen Russian schools

[@lw1346]

I thought this video was funny, so I played it over my school's intercom. The teachers got so mad, and all my classmates started clapping.

[@significantinsignificance5348]

Lillian Wanisko Lmao, I get it

[@nico-ke1nn]

wow totally happened man killer Story

[@Sarah-nx2ok]

Same thing happened to me

[@notsympfunny]

slow clapping

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

Omg same u herooo

[@brennarazo7846]

One time my mom smoked enough that she waited for a stop sign to turn green, but only for just long enough that anyone else would have wondered why she wasn't going lol

[@spamstarzz]

doug is my therapist, KURTIS. (pulls out ruler) AT THE END OF THIS RULER-

[@titsoutforlusikka]

9:33 "I'm gonna call my mum" is similar to "My father will hear about this" Kurtis is literally Malfoys brother, CONFIRMED!!!!1!!!1

[@gxxcfbbdxf5275]

🤣👏👏

[@ihavelemonade5640]

I can confirm that's true. I was at their family reunion after i snuck in because i had to pee somewhere and I'm too hip for toilets so i go pee in the hotel room right and there they are and i go: "Kurtis? Draco?" Is that you? I get so shocked that i trip and crash into the termostat And then everyone died of hypothermia

[@utub6019]

One time I pooped so hard, the poop gained sentience and stabbed me 87 times and then all the toilets applauded. 😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@vivianhuber440]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Myheartisownedbyjungsu]

That definitely happened 🤪

[@thekingofratz801]

woah

[@urschkun]

at least this is believable 😂😂👏👌🤙

[@daniguimaraes4453]

😳 Fr? That legit happened to me yesterday dude wtf

[@nicolaslugo9357]

“Ive smoked a few joints in my time” bro you’re wearing a beanie indoors. We can tell

[@sovietbot6708]

It's a touque

[@VTPPGLVR]

9:21 I’ve worked at a school (2017-2022) and they still do, at least in some schools in the US

[@xxxmelanietpstauber1183]

....whERES MY EXTRA GREETING _...it’s what i live for_

[@danyelluh]

he didn't do it back then.

[@ThanosThighsTho]

@@danyelluh oof yea he did

[@semiscreen5130]

omg I love your username! Melanie Martinez, TØP, and Jack Stauber?!! such good taste in music :')

[@Fireburner-sr2pm]

True

[@controversialuser7811]

a l i n a its called edgy usernames!

[@dpark9728]

Omg when I was in high school my teacher told me my ears were too big for my head and I got up and flew around the room as he stared at me in awe. And my classmates started slow clapping once I landed in my seat.

[@meermeneer2278]

Lmao

[@nurimaninsyirahbintirosli5220]

you r dumbo ancestor

[@boxlover4368]

Can confirm I was a classmate

[@cailloussoakingbussy7422]

This needs to be pinned it made me laugh way more than it should

[@dpark9728]

@@boxlover4368 hey thanks for the slow claps my guy

[@nihilriv3r]

The teacher example actually seems pretty real to me, pretty much everything up until the slow clap happened pretty often at my high school. We had a lot of kids from rich families and quite a few teachers who were already retired and had a ton of money so everybody was just fucking rude all the time. This definitely caused some pretty intense problems every once in a while like when the "Math Lab"(stoopid people math class that I had the pleasure of being in) teacher got fired when a student was talking shit to him and he flipped the students desk over with them in it. Hell, I had my financial literacy teacher make fun of me for my weight because he asked the class who the parent company of Snickers was and I knew the answer.

[@sonjareineck4573]

I had the clap thing happen to me. When I couldn’t get my car out of the snow cuz it was slippery my neighbour was helping by digging snow then a class and teacher from the high school nearby was on a walk or something and the teacher came over to help, so the teacher and a student helped push the car out and the other students watched and when my car was free they started clapping… I wish this was a lie it was so embarrassing 🫠 very nice people though