Lying for Likes & Retweets

[@kurtisconner]

EVEN MY 6 YEAR OLD REMEMBERED TO LIKE THE VIDEO 😒

[@kalynnxo95]

The song ended then......everyone clapped

[@addiebowker9274]

31k VIEWS IN LIKE AN HOUR❤️❤️❤️ love you kurt cobain😌😌💗💗💗

[@Victoria-rv9le]

SOFKSIFHSHFB LUV U PLATONICALLY😚

[@stephhh9993]

Dude I hope you were lying about baby shark being better than Tupac....

[@hollyolsen945]

Yeah so I'm unsubbing!! How do you not like Tupac!!?

[@lenassdiary]

the scariest part was how he read those misspellings like a whole ass robot.

[@fergusfungus9618]

not just a robot, a whole *ass* robot

[@Femmenm20953]

It lowkey sounded like swedish

[@babyshrek455]

@@Femmenm20953 ikr!

[@priyatoshkumarmahato2635]

Yeah and it was funniest shit ever

[@sayumiranasinghe8408]

Femme Justice ackurat hahah

[@straykidzeverywhereallarou7688]

I used to live under my Aunty and uncle’s stairs and I was abused by them. One day a big ass man kicks down our front door and says I’m a wizard and I left with him to go to a wizarding school and everyone in my neighbourhood clapped

[@jackalek_analek]

it's true i was the stairs

[@arctic7526]

Jackie The second step was a good friend of mine

[@kingayy9267]

My ex best friend went to school with one of the attorneys who litigated the abusive uncle's slip'n-fall suit against KMart before they went bankrupt and closed down

[@wistful4684]

It’s true I was the neighborhood

[@dwlrma]

it's true i was the ceiling fan

[@bloodtheory6677]

I'd hate to see kurtis's search history "Baby shark fortnite meme" "Potato that looks like a butt" "Person in car stock image"

[@maxiklevis5514]

"Explosion sound affect*

[@maxiklevis5514]

"Baby stock image "

[@evvylovesuu]

Maxi Klevis effect*

[@maybooe22]

That's funny you accidently spelt love as h-a-t-e

[@strawberry.maddog]

I was just thinking about this

[@vanessarodimaker]

Honestly I think the one where the kids were talking through Google Docs is believable because I did that before when I was in school lol

[@rufusgobrrr]

yeah i did that with my ex in english class since we sat on opposite sides on the room 😭 im pretty sure we had like eight 50+ page docs before the semester ended

[@KeaveMind]

Why Google docs tho. Why not use a messenger?

[@rufusgobrrr]

@@KeaveMind school computers. and it looked less suspicious considering the circumstances. being on google docs in a class is fairly normal

[@vanessarodimaker]

@@KeaveMind they blocked them

[@TheBepoBox]

me too, the school computers were restricted and my phone had no data so me and my bf made a google doc and talked through there for a while. we could have just used messaging but it was more fun to talk with bright pink comic sans at font size 37

[@Marie-t6i]

Me:☹️ Kurtis: *Greeting* Me:😕 Kurtis: *Extra Greeting* Me:🙂

[@giaisbored5580]

Aesthetic Plants relatable 😌💅

[@amybrown1103]

THIS IS SO TRUE...it's actually sad. 😂😂

[@alidadorin1360]

What is this mind trick he is using on us? 😅This is so true

[@acab9120]

And then everyone clapped

[@dumbratbtch953]

that’s a silly emojie

[@microwave8931]

I'm -7 and my 4 year old said in Target "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this" and everyone in the Walmart clapped and he's only 2

[@nifftys]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@jj8mes]

Its true I was the clap

[@UrMom-il7sz]

@@jj8mes it’s true, I was the Target

[@__R20]

@@UrMom-il7sz it’s true I was the africa

[@ShamaD274]

@@__R20 it's true. I was the minute

[@milesgaming1930]

Those bullies probably ran away in terror because his mispronunciations sounded like demonic chants

[@gray.2081]

Lol I’m dead 💀

[@violetmoon6233]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thehoechiii]

⚰️

[@later.4802]

😂😂😂💀

[@seraphimsuburbia]

OFF TOPIC BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@skyhideaway]

My 2 year old daughter was playing with a Rubik's cube and she suddenly turned to me and asked "Mother, why do people on the internet lie about their infant offsprings saying something really wise?" Damn she is smart.

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

When my Aunt was pregnant the fetus recited the entire periodic table of elements in Walmart everybody applauded.

[@keirafay4969]

Mose Shrute my old coworker told me we were going on a sales pitch and he took me to this old barn and told me I HAD TO VANQUISH FEAR and I almost fought his cousin.

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

@@keirafay4969 thats me

[@marceline4610]

it’s true i was the walmart

[@sybilltrelawney1613]

Keira Fay ...Ryan? Is that you?

[@elizabethwoodall2478]

emme younker it’s true, i was the fetus

[@jarm1664]

I love when he starts smiling in the middle of his own joke

[@Anna-19928]

Jaimee Armstead I accidentally thumbs down-ed that but I love it too 😂

[@annalise8572]

don’t we all

[@teenage.nosferatu3297]

😂 me too. It just makes it funnier I think.

[@greenoatmealandham]

his lil chuckle

[@fixtureofthesun]

Becca Intille cutest shit ever

[@tr3way70]

bro i saw curtis in a subway and he was like hey and i was like where’s my extra greeting and everyone on the bus clapped i swear

[@badfutplayer6250]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@avacarr2334]

Why did I think you meant the restaurant subway

[@piranhasz427]

I was there too and I brought Obama on and he clapped and then I was arrested for kidnapping.

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

The same thing happened when I yelled folks at him!

[@abi-rj5qu]

Ava Carr omg same

[@gmblin]

Me and my 6 year old child who is only 3 were at an ihop when it said "the human body has enough bones to make a skeleton. We as a society should know this." Everyone in the Target then started applauding and even the president came to personally thank my child for it's services and it's only 4 😭

[@beefy.jsph69420]

I think I had a seizure trying to read this

[@gmblin]

@@beefy.jsph69420 lmao that's funny cause I have seizures

[@beefy.jsph69420]

@@gmblin LMAO ME TOO

[@gmblin]

@@beefy.jsph69420 BRUH 😭

[@beefy.jsph69420]

@@gmblin we're twinning 🤞

[@mochija_t2852]

I sometimes forget that kurtis can’t actually hear us laugh so he’s just sitting in silence, laughing at his own jokes

[@collierapgar2590]

Looking at a camera and pretending we are all watching. Then editing himself pretending to talk to people....

[@kingayy9267]

It's weird to think of it like that Like he's really just a dude alone in his room having half a conversation cracking jokes and shit

[@Psithurisprout]

You guys are laughing at his jokes?

[@QuinnEthanR]

Not even joking, I do that too

[@papayasmith]

Nah don’t worry guys. I hear he films in front of a live audience

[@christianchavez6949]

0:58 Damn, I hated it when Obama took away Christmas, nobody was clapping that day.

[@kayleecook6741]

right like how tf did he bring christmas back it never left

[@sweetumami1338]

Next Christmas movie: “We have to take Christmas back from Obama????”

[@kayleecook6741]

Crayola cat how the grinch takes christmas back from obama

[@fizam_112]

#thatawkwardmomentwhenobamatookawayyourchristmasandnooneclapped

[@ssssSTopmotion]

I hated it when George Washington took my Christmas aswell

[@itzamogus5205]

So one time I was in a bank and I hear “everyone get down!” We all got down except my 5 year old son and he said “stealing is wrong!” The armed men stared at my son and proceeded to shoot 5 rounds of shotgun slugs towards my son and everybody cheered and clapped

[@samimartinez1409]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@thehoechiii]

⚰️

[@thebabyhater]

💀💀(literally)

[@ongakira]

@@sf2934 ??

[@AshaSara]

LMAO

[@bluelynx3859]

One of my friends actually dumped their popcorn on some girl who kept snapping people during a movie, they didn't get an applause, they just got kicked out

[@user-iz9rq6ps5y]

A kid did his presentation, and then everyone clapped.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Reese Hendry wholesome comment

[@cheekychelldos1045]

FAKE r/thathappened

[@kat_rebrand]

@@cheekychelldos1045 NOOOO, ITS TRUE!!! I was the presentation!!!!

[@jasj122]

Cheeky Chelldos ITS TRUE I WAS THE KID 😒😒😒😒

[@cheekychelldos1045]

@Lemon_ Playz L O L, Are Slash W00SH

[@narissaluv8330]

One time when I was 2 I recited the American Constitution in five seconds and everyone in target started clapping (I was in Walmart with my pet 6 year old)

[@owene2530]

And then I landed the plane on the helipad

[@jesslee2836]

And then bill gates told me that I could have all his money

[@Emily.Russell]

It's true I was the lights

[@pretty948]

Guys its true I was there applauding 👏👏

[@ipromiseimtrying]

@rochellechoʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ it is possible Karen, I was there. Clapping. I was amazed. This kid is talented

[@1yumeharafan327]

I was in a musical and when it ended everybody in the theater clapped. #blessed 😎😎😎👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@arandomuser9459]

Dasher The cat 🤣

[@misosoup6917]

#blessed I was there I was clapping

[@trishalennex4630]

One time I played a background character in a play and everyone clapped at the important characters

[@gotnothingbettertodo472]

@@sadnessofwildgoats what

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

@@gotnothingbettertodo472 how did i comment on the wrong video

[@caree22]

I’m about to tell y’all the craziest story ever… once my 1 year old daughter came up to me and said “dear thy mother, I shall not eat thy goldfish thy provided. instead I would like to enjoy a nice cup of warm tea made from the kettle. would that be ok? this would be absolutely lovely. thank you my dear mother” I was almost brought to tears!!!! she is so talented among her years 🤩🤪

[@Likesixducks]

"First day of school" "Our letter of the week is B" Did they skip A or some shit wtf

[@pissapocalypse]

B for Bad Teacher

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@pissapocalypse hehe

[@bjornnielsen7613]

first day of student teaching so theyre like an assistant teacher and might start later in the year

[@luvmaelynne]

my school did letters all jumbled up when we learnt :) also the student teacher could have started after the rest of them OR it’s fake idk man

[@holly7587]

when he pronounced the "groacary store" i laughed so hard.

[@asifanazir9385]

It gets every fukeking time

[@999heavenlly]

Cuz we care !!!

[@kit0821]

Then everyone clapped

[@veselinaveselinova3230]

I literally screeeeamed lmao

[@gghostea]

when he said 'their fukeking jaws droped' i lost it 💀

[@movikens7414]

One time a waiter asked me, “what do you want to eat?” And I said, “your ass.” Everyone clapped and the manger came out and kissed me and then fired the waiter! That’s how I met my husband. Ty for the likes!

[@rodneyreeves7342]

im actually crying LMFAOOO

[@wrapmonster3884]

Omfg this really had me😂

[@ananyap200]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@Jasminekuwonu]

I-

[@priyankagbharadwaj]

😂😂😂😂omg this was epic

[@tobyewolfe9998]

13:06 Why for all of these fictional stories does it end with "and then everyone clapped"? Are people's egos so fragile that even in these imaginary/theoretical situations they need approval?

[@khushi5236]

even my 6 year old knew these were lies. she told the cashier this and everyone applauded and cheered. even the owner of the movie theater gave me a thumbs up.

[@dannydebatable]

It’s true I was the cash register

[@peenyyt4921]

can confirm i was a thumb

[@lakshyaarya9179]

it's true guys i was the movie theater

[@shankaka_99]

It’s true, I’m that cashiers

[@hugs4cupid]

it’s true, I was the popcorn

[@gwynstaff2007]

My 6 year old son was crying in the store, I asked him: "why are you crying?" He cried: "Mommy! I wish people didn't listen Travis Scott, I wish people listened to Biggie!" Everyone listened to my boy crying in agony and applauded. I'm Soooo proud of him!

[@mia2801]

He's got a point

[@dumbratbtch953]

omgie so wholesome 🥺

[@LeviticusCorwall1899]

Biggie smallsysys

[@charlie-no4qf]

w o a h

[@lavenderlaceration]

Aged like wine

[@test1test219]

I remember the time I farted in a meeting and the president of the company was present. He thought it was so funny I was promoted from administrator to VP on the spot and everybody clapped.

[@TheGauges420]

Should've ended it with "everybody clapped... and then so did my buttcheeks again", would've been much more believable 😂😂.

[@tot.aamia101]

@@TheGauges420 oml 😂😂😂

[@dakotathegreat2749]

I laughed so hard when I read that🤣

[@MagsJaz]

This is actually the first video with Kurtis saying folks and then clapping. Congrats

[@floofbythefoot7943]

oh my god today i was walking to class and my boyfriend saw me down the hall and he came running towards me but my best friend tackled him and it turns out she was an undercover cop??? she arrested him for three murders he’d apparently committed, and everyone in the school clapped. all together. every single person.

[@Ori0987]

Did you clap too?

[@floofbythefoot7943]

Helena Aleksandra yes! in fact i’m actually still clapping

[@Ori0987]

Fox Amazing you are a god

[@thequeerishere9662]

69th like :)

[@Natalie-xw1yn]

Fox I’m so high and all these stories have clapping at the end and I’m deceased

[@caitlin3810]

Imagining a child you don’t know standing there, waiting, as someone spends the next five minutes reciting the names of Pokémon is such comedy

[@yellow_hearts1723]

Omg that's so hilarious to imagine 😂😂😂

[@StarsOnTheR00f]

Caitlin Hickey and all the kid wanted to ask was if his pikachu was shiny lol

[@hystericallover5989]

would like, but its at 151

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

Well since you asked . . . kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJS3Z4iCpbiWkKM

[@mattiepearce3133]

he had to type up “ass potato” for this video. i’m sorry to his fbi agent honestly

[@yellow_hearts1723]

Lol underatted comment 😂

[@cheezebun0325]

LOL

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

Hentai

[@reaganmchenry3698]

wondering how many takes it took for him to get through that scene kid paragraph without laughing

[@laurenmiller4824]

Whenever I’m sad my mom gives me lung disease.

[@pretty948]

👏👏👏

[@unhingedfrogspawn6715]

🔥🔥🔥

[@vericvoidal]

lit 😱🤪🔥🔥🔥

[@kirakiradiary]

🥰🥰😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

[@Tweetybirdboy]

💅 👀💯

[@noemic.8966]

My guilty pleasure is actually laughing at Kurtis' terrible dad jokes 😂😂

[@keishawnamuhammad3391]

I'm hip ... I got two of them

[@turyabhatkar]

669 likes-threes- Sorry

[@cringemeister04]

FaKe StOrY

[@kavioss2504]

So my whole family got Alexa's for Christmas and I said 'alexa play Kurtis Conners newest upload' and all five Alexas just started playing 😍😍😂😂

[@leonieboermann6898]

after the video everyone started clapping slowy😍

[@kurtisconner]

bruh thats lit

[@livok2123]

kavioss i bet the whole fuckin house shook

[@heycaseydilla2]

I will say, that Google Doc thing could totally be true. That’s what I would do with my friends when my parents took my phone. And they checked my computer history, too. So being on Google Docs all the time made it look innocent.

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

Same. Didn't see what was unbelievable about that one at all. Guess Kurtis doesn't know that the google docs are online and editable between multiple users so long as you have the right sharing options.

[@kuuderepanda4207]

​​@@abrilcarbajo6627depending on when this was happening, they might've used school laptops for it. Of course, that would probably mean no texting except for at school, but it's a possibility. Plus lots of kids nowadays have to have some way to access their online school stuff. We used a program called canvas in HS and I needed my laptop to access it properly at home so I would've not had mine taken away even if I was grounded.

[@bananajam6393]

«Too the groacary store for to buy rarmen» This line will forever haunt me

[@suwucidal6936]

Nigga does not know that ramen is noodles with a bunch of shit in it

[@princeopumpkins]

scene kids love rawrmen

[@lexiisdrowning4566]

Joanna oh god

[@NellieCollier]

*r a r m e n*

[@izukumidoriya9651]

Ｉ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｏ　ｂｕｙ　*ｒａｗｍｅｎ*

[@rexarmstrong4284]

I once walked out of a room after saying a whole bunch of stuff and everyone clapped. I even came back to take a bow and they clapped again. I kinda miss acting on stage.

[@jasiabu]

Like, same. When i was 3 i was acting whit leonardo di (crapp)io and had 7 grammys. Today he's my father and i have all of his paints. I love my mom leonardo da vincci.

[@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773]

@@jasiabu I hope you get more Grammys😂

[@jasiabu]

@@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773 oh, thanks, yesterday i got 7 more :D

[@icanconvinceyouthatanimesa6773]

@@jasiabu Wanna share your awards? I wanna flaunt something in front of my pest relatives😂

[@capri6260]

You cannot convince me to believe that fiction is fact

[@sagesstuff4761]

I genuinely knew of kids who would go on their Chromebooks and make Google docs with their friends and talk in class through it, it got so bad that they literally started looking through people's docs to see if there were conversations and if there were they'd pay wayyy more attention to your screen and a behavior referral

[@fakettvstreamer2288]

I subscribed to Kurtis Conner and everyone clapped for me.

[@tiredzei]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@claraalexandrova9631]

ZombieMaster peace extra greeting club

[@poly.dragon1965]

👏👏👏👏

[@tia8465]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@davidlia563]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@cassidy8548]

my 5 year old son just asked if i was watching cody ko and i said who??? and my carpet started dancing😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 edit: my door slow clapped😌😌😌

[@alexislauren3396]

Did it applaud tho?😏

[@minsuga-ju7lz]

omGGGGGG*GGGG 👏👏👏👏👏

[@arrowmarie1610]

And then everyone clapped

[@coochiewagon]

👏👏👏👏

[@cassandra-]

It's true. I'm the door. *claps*

[@wlhannons9966]

why is his pronunciation so accurate,,,lowkey sounds like a robot

[@madelynvollmer8880]

cuz canada

[@user-ce1ns4xh9p]

Bee•low•ing

[@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m]

10:51 i just imagine them actually doing this and the person being like “no i don’t,i’m jewish”

[@sofr123]

So i was on this plane, and there was this guy who juuled, so the flight attendant came over and literally asked if she could hit it AND THE WHOLE PLANE CLAPPED, even the pilots came out from the cockpit and clapped while mo bumba played in the background, and then the plane crashed into a beerpong table and everybody died.

[@Tigerheiress]

sofr123 omg rip

[@maddim810]

omg you died and then came back to write this, commitment ❤️

[@estelle2527]

Sick dude😼🤘🏻

[@fridaschell6549]

Thats a whole 2019 mood

[@sofr123]

yup @@maddim810

[@s_mai8970]

kurtis, I- I've actually chatted with my friend through the google doc spreadsheet cause we weren't allowed to look at our phones during a lecture 💀

[@idk-ch7hj]

i don’t understand ); why could you not just use email messaging

[@s_mai8970]

@@idk-ch7hj this is late because youtube doesn't give me any notifications for replies- anyways, we were all on our spreadsheets and tbh, chatting by using the cells and invite friends over into the spreadsheet was just super hilarious too lmao. i really need people to try this out, it's funny if nothing else 😂

[@husband-of-chinggis]

YESSS i do this all the time lmao 😭it's much less obvious because you don't have to exit the messaging app when your teacher comes around, you can just scroll down the doc

[@s_mai8970]

@@husband-of-chinggis HAHAHA truly a student of culture. i mean hey, our work's still opened technically 😂

[@aviateedits]

I used to do this In class before we went online

[@evadubasak]

i liked this video and everyone in the comment section clapped

[@annikamaxey5885]

eva dubasak 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@brandonburrow4441]

You win 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jusmymood]

👏👏👏

[@evadubasak]

thank you, thank you all

[@applejuice4758]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@asthetic_berry3556]

“Sister I find this video amusing” is the first words that my 2 month old baby brother uttered and everyone in my neighbourhood applauded and my dead grandmother came back as a ghost and congratulated him for speaking the truth and then a stalker came out of the bushes stuck his head inside from the open window and grinned with a thumbs up before shouting “BRAVO CHILD” and even the police who arrested the stalker wanted an autograph of my baby brother for being his new hero

[@skylol7042]

“and if i’m being honest, baby shark slaps way harder than any Tupac song“ is my senior quote

[@socialnorm3295]

10 more years

[@deathvideogame]

And then everybody clapped

[@thekameha1]

@@deathvideogame ah fuck you beat me to the joke

[@toast5850]

Why does this sound like it would fit in yiay

[@calissohot7010]

Sky please was this real I need to know please

[@hruiz383]

my first extra greeting, feels good.

[@karidatashakor3884]

Hillary Ruiz welcome

[@anastasiaokay4628]

Welcome 🙏🏼😌

[@cuponoodles7541]

youll remember it forever

[@shyshy313245]

welcome to the family

[@bluestgemini]

Hillary Ruiz welcome to kurtistown

[@flyingpigproductions5934]

That Google Doc thing is legit though, school Chromebooks bruv

[@makaylamcgrath5216]

Straight facts

[@kyliemarsh111]

YA THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[@lyn3483]

That’s legit how me and my boyfriend used to talk to each other before we started dating. We’d send each other poems to read and then just have conversations on the doc

[@makaylamcgrath5216]

@@lyn3483 that's stinky cute

[@flyingpigproductions5934]

@@makaylamcgrath5216 agreed

[@EddieSMiles1]

"I tappet then, on their shoudler" sounds like some fire poetry actually

[@Stuie4587]

STORY TIME: One time a band played a song and then everybody clapped.

[@SlightMishap]

Wow

[@unlacedshoe3696]

wow

[@olivehatesolives]

I was in the band, this actually happened twice

[@superstellarhere]

Nice!

[@harlow8979]

Oh my god so inspirational

[@sxm1356]

no joke, when kurtis read the mo bamba tweet, my alexa picked it up and started playing it. then my whole street started clapping outside my house. but fr tho my alexa picked it up lmao

[@materialgworl7530]

Same haha

[@isswyss]

Wait really? The exact same thing happened to me a couple of days ago

[@amandarockhold8390]

i had text to speech on and it said this comment and my 29 alexas picked it up and the whole neighborhood started clapping and the mayor gave me a thumbs up and then i said we all have different tastes and my 2 year olds jaw dropped and recited the quadratic formula (even my 2 year old knows that) then she ran away in terror.

[@paperbag791]

That uwu second greeting at the start is what made me stay

[@viktoriarose9055]

1000th like cowboys🤠

[@paperbag791]

HOLY SHIT I NEVER GET 1K ANYTHING THANK YOU GUYS. YEEHAW

[@emeraldadventurer254]

8:03 ah yes... my favorite movie, "Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods of the Mesozoic Era Park"

[@gasolinesleeve3396]

One day I saw a kid beating up an ant so I yelled, “HOW DAR you BAET. UP INOSENTT ANNTT HE NEAD BEET THANOS” and everyone on the Earth applauded including animals so yeah

[@melleckrihane5477]

Peter Parker that was beautiful :,)

[@calebbarnhart2791]

yee yee

[@Gcor239]

Nice! Lol

[@hopearnold9100]

Lmao underrated

[@indiranair8236]

@@gasolinesleeve3396 well..yaay you're alive

[@thenut1978]

Karen in a fake story: *Says something untrue with no factual evidence* Every single person in the fucking store: So anyway, I started clapping.

[@Sosatypeshi]

*claps*

[@tacoblude8208]

@DontGot1 who the fuck asked you

[@johnkingbad]

It's basically fanfiction about real life. Everyone is a one dimensional character and there is not a single shade of gray to be found in this world of black and white.

[@hearts4suntan]

@@johnkingbad *bad fanfiction, there's actually some pretty well-written stuff out there (not really on Wattpad tho)

[@johnkingbad]

@@hearts4suntan Maybe. But, you have to agree, the majority of it is bad and the good ones don't get much attention compared to them

[@maeceyjade5974]

Kurtis said something and everybody clapped.

[@JoeKammerExclusive]

An absolute madman we told him to say something and he actually did it the absolute caveman

[@Yourbrochad]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@jiminiecrookedtooth2088]

This is real, I was the one who started clapping

[@fabianatrindade56]

@Corey Buckner Man I had no idea he was this old

[@fabianatrindade56]

@Corey Buckner Wait who's "CoLbain"

[@redwizxrd]

"You WILL respect me" - as they call someone a "bum" for being homeless

[@mightybfool]

Their fekeking jaws dropped

[@siidneerae]

mightybfool C IM SCRRAMINFDN

[@Ledinn]

I want to like it but you have 169 likes, I don't want to ruin it

[@leaalexander3377]

their were punching their fuck out off him

[@kayleecaca]

Oen time⏰ i saw soumone geting mitterd🔪 and i yeled STOP🛑 and the mirterer🔪 stopped mirturing🔪 and evryoen starded claping👏 and im olny ate yrs old😁

[@Ravertine]

wow I loive tjpoc and ezu E moch loive

[@macncheese3184]

omG my mam wos thare too

[@kayleecaca]

@@kentosxr2924 oeh mey goed im so sorey thet hapned to you

[@iich.i2072]

@@kentosxr2924 ph mg gad r u okei?? i wes wit mae dag det tiem.

[@claraalexandrova9631]

Kaylee Keen ATE YRS OLD BAHAHAHAHAH

[@ok._.jayden]

okay but i actually did talk to my girlfriend using google docs at school, since social media websites and other messaging apps were blocked

[@kingayy9267]

Nature .. finds a way

[@stage4loser784]

did everyone clap

[@zariamonet7782]

@@stage4loser784 yes, it's true, I was the hands.

[@cecejosie]

Simp

[@vanillabatbones]

Cece Josie bruh

[@ohyeah904]

Actual true story, when I was in high school, in one of my classes I sat at the same table as my friend, and we had a shared google doc we would send each other stuff on instead of talking and getting in trouble. One of my favorite high school memories for sure. Now I’ve been dating that friend for about 8 months. And everybody clapped 😍

[@emilyp3713]

Guys I watched this video and then my family came into the room and clapped! And then Obama walked in and gave me a medal of honor😊😊😊

[@Monkeloid]

We have all been there

[@terrimichelle08]

Omgggggggg saaame

[@clairemarz775]

Emily Portalatin wow holy shit? he must have been there briefly because he’s at my place now

[@rike1775]

That whole "Trump gave us Christmas back" like damn, it didn't even belong to you in the first place brother 😂

[@miamicra1836]

Exactly! I'm happy someone acknowledged that.

[@pissapocalypse]

Also nobody even took it away lmao

[@hajidle]

@@pissapocalypse exactly

[@gagiibaaji2774]

Yeah....you could always say merry Christmas...I just say happy holidays because of kwanza and Hanukkah

[@Gigglemug1235]

@@gagiibaaji2774 yeah it’s more respectful to say happy holidays to strangers since you don’t know what they celebrate

[@user-ss4pu2ns3d]

that extra greeting made my vision 20/20

[@trippierainbow2061]

Bayleigh Christian that extra greeting make my heart go uwu and my vision clear again

[@grace1742]

then everybody clapped

[@dreamplanter]

That's not your vision, Kurtis' new camera just means he's finally in sharp focus

[@PolishStitch]

To be fair the kindergarten tweet is the most believable one. I was a elementary school para for two years and kids really say the most random shit

[@Ywhre]

That Juul mom? Definitely over 9000 nic...

[@RalphHenryxx]

Ywhre 😂😂

[@camillemariejohnson9723]

N’t

[@westindi6268]

PLEASEEEEE

[@trailer-park-princess]

Sugar gay

[@14GILBEM]

Definitely not the type of woman you should date, court or marry

[@abic9048]

Me: pays $5 for AirPods Cashier: excuse me those are $100 Me: I can’t believe is this society we pay five dollars for earbuds and $100 for wireless headphones just because they’re from a big company Cashier: ... Entire country: ...👏👏👏👏

[@haleyheffran5259]

omg i remember that

[@ilexdiapason]

its true i was the left airpod

[@dwlrma]

it's true i was the cashier

[@yasmeen7391]

we did it guys we found the best comment on youtube

[@sunnyysun]

"Their fuckeking jaws dropped." I'm fuckeking dead.

[@squishyfishy6010]

The google doc thing was a very real thing for me in highschool. No phones so all of my friends and I would just edit the doc 😂 had fancy characters and fonts per person. It was really awkward when there was drama though. I was able to see them talking shit even when they deleted it because I was the only one that knew how to see the previous edits and everything they typed. So fond of those memories.

[@maurilovesya4016]

“Baby shark slaps way harder than any Tupac song” -Kurtis 2019

[@camgan1]

I'm triggered

[@annikafroyum8196]

its true tho

[@grace1742]

then everybody clapped

[@camgan1]

@Annika Froyum Now I'm actually triggered. How is that true?

[@Kris-uh8zo]

Today, my four year old dog asked me "why does noone watches cable anymore?" I responded "because cable sucks" And then my entire house clapped.

[@ISA-cn1dj]

May deep.

[@meganmaybee6986]

May 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@SnowConeLover241]

Lmaooooo

[@sateleim]

just the house

[@raechuuu510]

True story. My 3 day old baby: "mom, why doesn't Kurtis have more subscribers? He's the funniest guy on KZbin" Me, tearing up bc my baby is so smart: "you right!" 💚 I have the coolest son, wow.

[@whatevs236]

Rae chuuu obviously fake, no one applauded at the end of it

[@raechuuu510]

@@whatevs236 😂😂😂

[@yeeyeemlady3239]

did it really happen if everyone didn't clap??

[@legofriend2278]

your baby is a whole 2019 mood

[@raechuuu510]

@@legofriend2278 that is his middle name 😂

[@im_an_oyster]

I've worked at trader joe's they have a 100% return policy even if the package is already opened. So if you found a potato in a bag of chips then you could take it back for a full refund

[@The-Pig-Lyman-Cutlar-killed]

On Saturday, when I went to school with my friend, this kid said, "don't you know that you have to be strong to go to gym class?" And I said ,"oh yeah", and I ran outside and shot the basketball, and it went right into the hoop. After that everyone clapped, and i got elected as the leader of the basketball team, and that kid got arrested.

[@chynnhowe]

Macy Jo Gannon hahahahaha

[@The-Pig-Lyman-Cutlar-killed]

@@chynnhowe it's true

[@charlottexx2753]

That is such a beautiful story 💕

[@gbcbunny]

it’s true i was the basketball

[@The-Pig-Lyman-Cutlar-killed]

@@charlottexx2753 thanks

[@RaginiKavita]

4:32 i really don’t know how he said “fuckeking” without laughing

[@libbyphillips6952]

RaginiKavita lol me too

[@mommasteveauntierobinedits8890]

Kurtis channel:Fuckeking Dannys channel:kiling

[@manyagoyal3835]

This video was so hilarious that even my dog laughed and then clapped.

[@JesusChrist-js4ok]

that’s dumb. we ALL know only CATS could do that

[@shyrigan6539]

Jesus Christ that’s dumb. We all know only CAMELS can do that

[@Tigerheiress]

Manya Goyal *slow clapped

[@jordangodbolt773]

For real bro?? 😂

[@manyagoyal3835]

Jordan Godbolt- NOT A JOKE (ACTUALLY HAPPENED) 😂

[@Office_chair]

I hate most of these because most of them are just being completely disrespectful or a jerk to somebody else and then being praised for it ? NO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ON YOUR PHONE AT A MOVIE BUT YOU SHOULDN'T BE POURING DRINKS ON SOMEBODY ELSE.

[@flicker__switch]

OMFG IK YOU

[@Office_chair]

@@flicker__switch yes it's I office chair from tik Tok who may be moving to KZbin if tick tock gets banned.

[@elizabethrentz-neely8586]

is no one gonna talk about how kurtis said “softcore” instead of “nightcore” lol

[@Halokon]

Or putting mewtwo after mew? Pffft, this guy thinks he knows about Pokemon! I’m the fucking nerd aren’t I? Fuck.

[@normalgirlsza]

I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME-

[@brbcallingsora]

@@normalgirlsza where did you get your font from? I like it (your name)

[@livvyloo8560]

We all know what he watches now...

[@justinenguyen1059]

ikr 😂

[@yuhcailie7185]

I was watching this in class and my Bluetooth was on and connected to the entire PA for the school and Kurtis talking about wearing people’s skin started playing all over the school! We all stood up and put our hands over our hearts too like we were reciting the pledge, but it was with Kurtis video! Everyone clapped !!!!!

[@dianabyam]

Hi cailie what's uP?

[@mazzystars]

yo, ThaTS LiT mY GUy!

[@vannesaaaaa]

Can confirm. I was the Bluetooth

[@emilycardwell247]

But it was a slow clap

[@yuhcailie7185]

Hi Diana

[@mckenziekinsella7062]

Kurtis reading that story with all the grammar snd spelling mistakes killed me

[@emilytalerman3567]

Probably a little kid wrote it it’s sad they were probably bullied and made up this story.

[@ihatedmyoldnamesoheresanew7204]

its true, i was the grammar /j

[@CT-1118]

snd

[@birodactyl_of_the_web]

Fuckeking

[@Naixatloz]

11:45 gets me the most because I can't imagine any hypothetical person in this situation who is impressed. No child will care. Adult Pokemon fans don't think this makes you cool. Hell, I'm an adult who likes Pokemon much more than a normal amount, and I can't name any Pokedex in order. If a child asks you if you know anything about an interest you share with them, and your immediate response is to try and show off in some self-gratifying way, that does not make you cool. It makes you immensely pathetic.

[@robin2244]

That Microsoft joke was a micrometer away from killing me

[@wethandlebar]

Microsecond away Lol

[@arisu4572]

Thank you for listening, the balance has been restored

[@pretty948]

Yeah and I jumped out of the windows

[@jhooprr]

*I died at the incorrect spelling one*

[@sammiann573]

Fiz BankZ did everyone clap?

[@Omadoesart]

I swear to god

[@miacarbone1479]

To buy r a r m e n

[@fairysprinklez4895]

My fukeking jaw dropped

[@kosmic100]

I sepat out my rarmen

[@amandaschnell3353]

i wholeheartedly believe the google docs one because in middle school i used to talk to my friends on google docs during class on our school computers

[@jhurneyhairston3292]

Amanda Schnell i i used to do that

[@summer-wq4gz]

Amanda Schnell SAME OMG

[@milliebamsey6726]

My best friend didn’t have a phone in sixth grade but she was “dating” this guy in our class and they wanted to talk outside of school so they started a google doc to “text” 😂😂

[@ellexist]

same bro

[@Ghidorah599]

Same

[@caroline-hh9os]

things i've seen people clap for: - someone running to save a drowning kid - a plane landing - someone dropping a cup in the dining hall at my college

[@emilymay7076]

My Alexa burned down my whole house and terminated my entire family but it’s ok cuz I still got my extra greeting from my favorite guy

[@Hailee104]

*Why do all these people’s fantasies include an applause?*

[@VictoriaClerici]

Hailee cause their fantasy is being validated maybe?

[@xmorgancx1]

I read this as “Apple sauce”

[@Hailee104]

Morgan Cruz LMAOOO!!

[@nodenial7484]

cause they cloutchasers

[@starfish0607]

Cause they have either have a very low self esteem and just want some love. Or they have a very big ego 2019 MOOD 😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😎😎😋😋😋😋😋👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@brandloyalty1078]

the bully katy perry story has been haunting me for YEARS

[@random_boi_5006]

ghoulish Your profile picture haunts my nightmare

[@brandloyalty1078]

glad to hear

[@thenextgeneration9030]

blessed profile picture

[@avacarr2334]

Be free from your fears

[@eucatas7274]

my fuckeking jaw drops every time i hear that story

[@Batsweep]

To be fair, the google doc one might be true. During school our phones get taken away if we have them out so we all just have docs that we talk on

[@claudiacorr9306]

Next time I hear someone say something kinda sassy in public, I’m gonna clap and get whoever I’m with to start clapping, so that when they tell the story, people think they’re lying

[@madeofmeats]

claudia corr chaotic evil

[@aislingdraconicus825]

calm down satan

[@waitthatsweird2194]

Holy shit dude that’s evil

[@JumpinJackClash]

CREEP They’re saying they’re going to clap for people like how it’s often made up in these types of stories, but since it’s such a trope in fake stories, the people who got clapped for won’t be believed when they tell the story, even if it did happen.

[@thisdude4225]

8:08 what did they expect it to be called Jurassic Cretaceous Triassic Mesozoic park

[@Maya-rv1nc]

HAHAHAHAAHA 😭😭😭😭

[@trishalennex4630]

That’s what I was wondering, did they even watch the movie???

[@veronicabrickhaus4724]

Underrated 😂😂

[@sbeve9878]

If people complain about the title being too long, just call is pArk

[@genericname2747]

Dinosaur time park

[@micah0105]

The Google doc one is probably real tho... I used to do that in class all the time😂😂

[@vwatlas]

I actually am doing that rn :/

[@pastelcherry8446]

Random Randolph nice😎

[@gurtison6883]

Once i asked my dad if i could type something on a document and he said sure so i typed “www.webkins.com” lmfao

[@romaromasalad112]

saame

[@oliviapedersen8309]

Same. I had to use that to talk to my parter on a project when he was sick

[@Hibisxus]

11:35 A band played.. and then everybody clapped.

[@kimjongoil1]

When my uncle was pregnant she walked across the world and she gave birth under the ocean all the fish started clapping and the shark spit out his food and started crying it was it was so beautiful 😻

[@emilytalerman3567]

Underrated comment it’s beautiful

[@Q12278]

It's true I was the pregnancy

[@kimjongoil1]

@@emilytalerman3567 thxxx

[@hola.soy.noraaaa]

it's true i was the shark

[@MayorVideo]

@@Q12278 so was i!! when are we getiting maried

[@Kate-he8ug]

Once I was eating at a restaurant with my 1 year old child and the waitress asked me what my child wanted, then she said "I want Beer" and those were her first words. The waitress was so happy and everyone in the restaurant clapped. Ever since then, I became the CEO of chilis and everyone loves me. Never give up on your dreams. *This is satire*

[@Max-zy7sd]

This is true I was the man in his underwear greeting you

[@Kate-he8ug]

@@Max-zy7sd it took me a second to understand that reference. Anyway, you get a raise.

[@cheekychelldos1045]

Kate Funnekotter did you get them the beer tho?????

[@Kate-he8ug]

@@cheekychelldos1045 OF COURSE!

[@Feepis]

I don't get it. Why do people think people say happy holidays to kill merry Christmas? Theres literally like 6 different holidays within 4 weeks of each other at the end of the yea

[@nanakirima]

r

[@reilly4678]

christmas is literally a holiday like that phrase includes it lmao ppl just like to be upset over nothing

[@angelaquinnzell2548]

I would also like to point out that that conversation apparently happened in a Walmart which can tell us a lot

[@maddoxmelton4423]

all the ppl who get mad about cashiers not saying "merry christmas" murdered them before they could finish the sentence

[@sophie9984]

Plus not everyone celebrates Christmas, so I rather stick with Happy Holidays and keep it open, instead of maybeee getting into a lecture about different cultures and traditions. Didn't knew it was such an issue.

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

2:47 I do remember 2 kids in my class who made a Google Doc and talked to each other by editing the Doc, so there could be some truth to that couple's situation, but if they didn't have a phone but still had access to a computer, why'd they choose a Google Doc to talk to each other?