Lying for Likes & Retweets

AND THEN EVERYBODY CLAPPED!!!!
A few months ago, I uploaded a video called "The Internet's Most Obvious Lies", and it was my first video to ever surpass 1 million views. So, to celebrate, I thought I would make a part 2.
I went through the Instagram account @yeahthatdefinitelyhappened and the subreddit r/thathappened and found some TOP NOTCH FIBS and debunked all of them.
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[@kurtisconner]

EVEN MY 6 YEAR OLD REMEMBERED TO LIKE THE VIDEO 😒

[@kalynnxo95]

The song ended then......everyone clapped

[@addiebowker9274]

31k VIEWS IN LIKE AN HOUR❤️❤️❤️ love you kurt cobain😌😌💗💗💗

[@Victoria-rv9le]

SOFKSIFHSHFB LUV U PLATONICALLY😚

[@stephhh9993]

Dude I hope you were lying about baby shark being better than Tupac....

[@hollyolsen945]

Yeah so I'm unsubbing!! How do you not like Tupac!!?

[@straykidzeverywhereallarou7688]

I used to live under my Aunty and uncle’s stairs and I was abused by them. One day a big ass man kicks down our front door and says I’m a wizard and I left with him to go to a wizarding school and everyone in my neighbourhood clapped

[@jackalek_analek]

it's true i was the stairs

[@arctic7526]

Jackie The second step was a good friend of mine

[@kingayy9267]

My ex best friend went to school with one of the attorneys who litigated the abusive uncle's slip'n-fall suit against KMart before they went bankrupt and closed down

[@wistful4684]

It’s true I was the neighborhood

[@dwlrma]

it's true i was the ceiling fan

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

When my Aunt was pregnant the fetus recited the entire periodic table of elements in Walmart everybody applauded.

[@keirafay4969]

Mose Shrute my old coworker told me we were going on a sales pitch and he took me to this old barn and told me I HAD TO VANQUISH FEAR and I almost fought his cousin.

[@iamcoolrealnotfake5486]

@@keirafay4969 thats me

[@marceline4610]

it’s true i was the walmart

[@sybilltrelawney1613]

Keira Fay ...Ryan? Is that you?

[@elizabethwoodall2478]

emme younker it’s true, i was the fetus

[@vanessarodimaker]

Honestly I think the one where the kids were talking through Google Docs is believable because I did that before when I was in school lol

[@rufusgobrrr]

yeah i did that with my ex in english class since we sat on opposite sides on the room 😭 im pretty sure we had like eight 50+ page docs before the semester ended

[@KeaveMind]

Why Google docs tho. Why not use a messenger?

[@rufusgobrrr]

@@KeaveMind school computers. and it looked less suspicious considering the circumstances. being on google docs in a class is fairly normal

[@vanessarodimaker]

@@KeaveMind they blocked them

[@TheBepoBox]

me too, the school computers were restricted and my phone had no data so me and my bf made a google doc and talked through there for a while. we could have just used messaging but it was more fun to talk with bright pink comic sans at font size 37

[@skyhideaway]

My 2 year old daughter was playing with a Rubik's cube and she suddenly turned to me and asked "Mother, why do people on the internet lie about their infant offsprings saying something really wise?" Damn she is smart.

[@lenassdiary]

the scariest part was how he read those misspellings like a whole ass robot.

[@fergusfungus9618]

not just a robot, a whole *ass* robot

[@femmejustice4854]

It lowkey sounded like swedish

[@babyshrek455]

@@femmejustice4854 ikr!

[@priyatoshkumarmahato2635]

Yeah and it was funniest shit ever

[@sayumiranasinghe8408]

Femme Justice ackurat hahah

[@user-iz9rq6ps5y]

A kid did his presentation, and then everyone clapped.

[@melodyhaviland9393]

Reese Hendry wholesome comment

[@cheekychelldos1045]

FAKE r/thathappened

[@kat_rebrand]

@@cheekychelldos1045 NOOOO, ITS TRUE!!! I was the presentation!!!!

[@jasj122]

Cheeky Chelldos ITS TRUE I WAS THE KID 😒😒😒😒

[@cheekychelldos1045]

@Lemon_ Playz L O L, Are Slash W00SH

[@gmblin]

Me and 6 year old child who is only 3 were at an ihop when it said "the human body has enough bones to make a skeleton. We as a society should know this." Everyone in the Target then started applauding and even the president came to personally thank my child for it's services and it's only 4 😭

[@beefy.jsph69420]

I think I had a seizure trying to read this

[@gmblin]

@@beefy.jsph69420 lmao that's funny cause I have seizures

[@beefy.jsph69420]

@@gmblin LMAO ME TOO

[@gmblin]

@@beefy.jsph69420 BRUH 😭

[@beefy.jsph69420]

@@gmblin we're twinning 🤞

[@bluelynx3859]

One of my friends actually dumped their popcorn on some girl who kept snapping people during a movie, they didn't get an applause, they just got kicked out

[@CrappyMusicYT]

And then they all clapped (not with their hands)

[@microwave8931]

I'm -7 and my 4 year old said in Target "Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together, we can stop this" and everyone in the Walmart clapped and he's only 2

[@nifftys]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@ohsohatedkidd7068]

Its true I was the clap

[@UrMom-il7sz]

@@ohsohatedkidd7068 it’s true, I was the Target

[@__R20]

@@UrMom-il7sz it’s true I was the africa

[@ShamaD274]

@@__R20 it's true. I was the minute

[@bloodtheory6677]

I'd hate to see kurtis's search history "Baby shark fortnite meme" "Potato that looks like a butt" "Person in car stock image"

[@maxiklevis5514]

"Explosion sound affect*

[@maxiklevis5514]

"Baby stock image "

[@evvylovesuu]

Maxi Klevis effect*

[@maybooe22]

That's funny you accidently spelt love as h-a-t-e

[@hazelbeeson4712]

I was just thinking about this

[@caree22]

I’m about to tell y’all the craziest story ever… once my 1 year old daughter came up to me and said “dear thy mother, I shall not eat thy goldfish thy provided. instead I would like to enjoy a nice cup of warm tea made from the kettle. would that be ok? this would be absolutely lovely. thank you my dear mother” I was almost brought to tears!!!! she is so talented among her years 🤩🤪

[@heycaseydilla2]

I will say, that Google Doc thing could totally be true. That’s what I would do with my friends when my parents took my phone. And they checked my computer history, too. So being on Google Docs all the time made it look innocent.

[@JustSomeDinosaurPerson]

Same. Didn't see what was unbelievable about that one at all. Guess Kurtis doesn't know that the google docs are online and editable between multiple users so long as you have the right sharing options.

[@tr3way70]

bro i saw curtis in a subway and he was like hey and i was like where’s my extra greeting and everyone on the bus clapped i swear

[@badfutplayer6250]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@avacarr2334]

Why did I think you meant the restaurant subway

[@piranhasz427]

I was there too and I brought Obama on and he clapped and then I was arrested for kidnapping.

[@jadelaidlaw9382]

The same thing happened when I yelled folks at him!

[@abi-rj5qu]

Ava Carr omg same

[@laurenmiller4824]

Whenever I’m sad my mom gives me lung disease.

[@pretty948]

👏👏👏

[@unhingedfrogspawn6715]

🔥🔥🔥

[@vericvoidal]

lit 😱🤪🔥🔥🔥

[@kirakiradiary]

🥰🥰😍😍😍🔥🔥🔥

[@Cruxifck]

💅 👀💯

[@reaganmchenry3698]

wondering how many takes it took for him to get through that scene kid paragraph without laughing

[@MagsJaz]

This is actually the first video with Kurtis saying folks and then clapping. Congrats

[@narissaluv8330]

One time when I was 2 I recited the American Constitution in five seconds and everyone in target started clapping (I was in Walmart with my pet 6 year old)

[@owene2530]

And then I landed the plane on the helipad

[@jesslee2836]

And then bill gates told me that I could have all his money

[@Percy.404]

It's true I was the lights

[@pretty948]

Guys its true I was there applauding 👏👏

[@ipromiseimtrying]

@rochellechoʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄ it is possible Karen, I was there. Clapping. I was amazed. This kid is talented

[@itzamogus5205]

So one time I was in a bank and I hear “everyone get down!” We all got down except my 5 year old son and he said “stealing is wrong!” The armed men stared at my son and proceeded to shoot 5 rounds of shotgun slugs towards my son and everybody cheered and clapped

[@samimartinez1409]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@thehoechiii]

⚰️

[@thebabyhater]

💀💀(literally)

[@ongakira]

@@sf2934 ??

[@AshaSara]

LMAO

[@tobyewolfe9998]

13:06 Why for all of these fictional stories does it end with "and then everyone clapped"? Are people's egos so fragile that even in these imaginary/theoretical situations they need approval?

[@wasteland.baby.]

10:51 i just imagine them actually doing this and the person being like “no i don’t,i’m jewish”

[@sockmonkey7645]

My 6 year old son was crying in the store, I asked him: "why are you crying?" He cried: "Mommy! I wish people didn't listen Travis Scott, I wish people listened to Biggie!" Everyone listened to my boy crying in agony and applauded. I'm Soooo proud of him!

[@mia2801]

He's got a point

[@auxferd]

cringe L

[@dumbratbtch953]

omgie so wholesome 🥺

[@LeviticusCorwall1899]

Biggie smallsysys

[@charlie-no4qf]

w o a h

[@khushi5236]

even my 6 year old knew these were lies. she told the cashier this and everyone applauded and cheered. even the owner of the movie theater gave me a thumbs up.

[@dannydebatable]

It’s true I was the cash register

[@peenyyt4921]

can confirm i was a thumb

[@lakshyaarya9179]

it's true guys i was the movie theater

[@shankaka_99]

It’s true, I’m that cashiers

[@hugs4cupid]

it’s true, I was the popcorn

[@ripurutheman4082]

"I tappet then, on their shoudler" sounds like some fire poetry actually

[@emeraldadventurer254]

8:03 ah yes... my favorite movie, "Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous Periods of the Mesozoic Era Park"

[@Likesixducks]

"First day of school" "Our letter of the week is B" Did they skip A or some shit wtf

[@pissapocalypse]

B for Bad Teacher

[@gagiibaaji2774]

@@pissapocalypse hehe

[@bjornnielsen7613]

first day of student teaching so theyre like an assistant teacher and might start later in the year

[@luvmaelynne]

my school did letters all jumbled up when we learnt :) also the student teacher could have started after the rest of them OR it’s fake idk man

[@milesgaming1930]

Those bullies probably ran away in terror because his mispronunciations sounded like demonic chants

[@gray.2081]

Lol I’m dead 💀

[@violetmoon6233]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thehoechiii]

⚰️

[@later.4802]

😂😂😂💀

[@seraphimsuburbia]

OFF TOPIC BUT I LOVE YOUR PFP

[@sagesstuff4761]

I genuinely knew of kids who would go on their Chromebooks and make Google docs with their friends and talk in class through it, it got so bad that they literally started looking through people's docs to see if there were conversations and if there were they'd pay wayyy more attention to your screen and a behavior referral

[@PolishStitch]

To be fair the kindergarten tweet is the most believable one. I was a elementary school para for two years and kids really say the most random shit

[@user-qg2dl1th3m]

Me:☹️ Kurtis: *Greeting* Me:😕 Kurtis: *Extra Greeting* Me:🙂

[@giaisbored5580]

Aesthetic Plants relatable 😌💅

[@amybrown1103]

THIS IS SO TRUE...it's actually sad. 😂😂

[@alidadorin1360]

What is this mind trick he is using on us? 😅This is so true

[@acab9120]

And then everyone clapped

[@dumbratbtch953]

that’s a silly emojie

[@mochija_t2852]

I sometimes forget that kurtis can’t actually hear us laugh so he’s just sitting in silence, laughing at his own jokes

[@collierapgar2590]

Looking at a camera and pretending we are all watching. Then editing himself pretending to talk to people....

[@kingayy9267]

It's weird to think of it like that Like he's really just a dude alone in his room having half a conversation cracking jokes and shit

[@Psithurisprout]

You guys are laughing at his jokes?

[@QuinnEthanR]

Not even joking, I do that too

[@papayasmith]

Nah don’t worry guys. I hear he films in front of a live audience

[@caroline-hh9os]

things i've seen people clap for: - someone running to save a drowning kid - a plane landing - someone dropping a cup in the dining hall at my college

[@0NoneOfTheAbove0]

6:35 "You're *Milking a cow* and your seven year old daughter....."

[@jarm1664]

I love when he starts smiling in the middle of his own joke

[@Anna-19928]

Jaimee Armstead I accidentally thumbs down-ed that but I love it too 😂

[@annalise8572]

don’t we all

[@teenage.nosferatu3297]

😂 me too. It just makes it funnier I think.

[@greenoatmealandham]

his lil chuckle

[@fixtureofthesun]

Becca Intille cutest shit ever

[@movikens7414]

One time a waiter asked me, “what do you want to eat?” And I said, “your ass.” Everyone clapped and the manger came out and kissed me and then fired the waiter! That’s how I met my husband. Ty for the likes!

[@rodneyreeves7342]

im actually crying LMFAOOO

[@wrapmonster3884]

Omfg this really had me😂

[@ananyapatil1685]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@ziya31]

I-

[@priyankagbharadwaj]

😂😂😂😂omg this was epic

[@asthetic_berry3556]

“Sister I find this video amusing” is the first words that my 2 month old baby brother uttered and everyone in my neighbourhood applauded and my dead grandmother came back as a ghost and congratulated him for speaking the truth and then a stalker came out of the bushes stuck his head inside from the open window and grinned with a thumbs up before shouting “BRAVO CHILD” and even the police who arrested the stalker wanted an autograph of my baby brother for being his new hero

[@v3nus3_3]

There are people that really think Christmas is the only holiday that exists during December

[@christianchavez6949]

0:58 Damn, I hated it when Obama took away Christmas, nobody was clapping that day.

[@kayleecook6741]

right like how tf did he bring christmas back it never left

[@sweetumami1338]

Next Christmas movie: “We have to take Christmas back from Obama????”

[@kayleecook6741]

Crayola cat how the grinch takes christmas back from obama

[@FizaM_is_so_cool]

#thatawkwardmomentwhenobamatookawayyourchristmasandnooneclapped

[@ssssSTopmotion]

I hated it when George Washington took my Christmas aswell

[@mattiepearce3133]

he had to type up “ass potato” for this video. i’m sorry to his fbi agent honestly

[@yellow_hearts1723]

Lol underatted comment 😂

[@cheezebun0325]

LOL

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

Hentai

[@NonExistentAngelNEA]

11:35 A band played.. and then everybody clapped.

[@squishyfishy6010]

The google doc thing was a very real thing for me in highschool. No phones so all of my friends and I would just edit the doc 😂 had fancy characters and fonts per person. It was really awkward when there was drama though. I was able to see them talking shit even when they deleted it because I was the only one that knew how to see the previous edits and everything they typed. So fond of those memories.

[@1yumeharafan327]

I was in a musical and when it ended everybody in the theater clapped. #blessed 😎😎😎👌👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

[@arandomuser9459]

Dasher The cat 🤣

[@misosoup6917]

#blessed I was there I was clapping

[@trishalennex4630]

One time I played a background character in a play and everyone clapped at the important characters

[@gotnothingbettertodo472]

@@sadnessofwildgoats what

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

@@gotnothingbettertodo472 how did i comment on the wrong video

[@thenut1978]

Karen in a fake story: *Says something untrue with no factual evidence* Every single person in the fucking store: So anyway, I started clapping.

[@Sosatypeshi]

*claps*

[@tacoblude8208]

@DontGot1 who the fuck asked you

[@johnkingbad]

It's basically fanfiction about real life. Everyone is a one dimensional character and there is not a single shade of gray to be found in this world of black and white.

[@hearts4suntan]

@@johnkingbad *bad fanfiction, there's actually some pretty well-written stuff out there (not really on Wattpad tho)

[@johnkingbad]

@@hearts4suntan Maybe. But, you have to agree, the majority of it is bad and the good ones don't get much attention compared to them

[@CicadaSpring14]

To be fair, the google doc one might be true. During school our phones get taken away if we have them out so we all just have docs that we talk on

[@ohyeah904]

Actual true story, when I was in high school, in one of my classes I sat at the same table as my friend, and we had a shared google doc we would send each other stuff on instead of talking and getting in trouble. One of my favorite high school memories for sure. Now I’ve been dating that friend for about 8 months. And everybody clapped 😍

[@floofbythefoot7943]

oh my god today i was walking to class and my boyfriend saw me down the hall and he came running towards me but my best friend tackled him and it turns out she was an undercover cop??? she arrested him for three murders he’d apparently committed, and everyone in the school clapped. all together. every single person.

[@cav5659]

Did you clap too?

[@floofbythefoot7943]

Helena Aleksandra yes! in fact i’m actually still clapping

[@cav5659]

Fox Amazing you are a god

[@thequeerishere9662]

69th like :)

[@Natalie-xw1yn]

Fox I’m so high and all these stories have clapping at the end and I’m deceased

[@holly7587]

when he pronounced the "groacary store" i laughed so hard.

[@asifanazir9385]

It gets every fukeking time

[@999heavenly4]

Cuz we care !!!

[@kit0821]

Then everyone clapped

[@veselinaveselinova3230]

I literally screeeeamed lmao

[@gghostea]

when he said 'their fukeking jaws droped' i lost it 💀

[@Naixatloz]

11:45 gets me the most because I can't imagine any hypothetical person in this situation who is impressed. No child will care. Adult Pokemon fans don't think this makes you cool. Hell, I'm an adult who likes Pokemon much more than a normal amount, and I can't name any Pokedex in order. If a child asks you if you know anything about an interest you share with them, and your immediate response is to try and show off in some self-gratifying way, that does not make you cool. It makes you immensely pathetic.

[@NotATherapist]

Kurtis is the only guy that can make the word “dude” sound peaceful and casual

[@stevensvoboda3456]

Today my Tupac asked why all 4 year olds sound same... I said that’s a 1200 BC mood She then started playing Metallica out of her kazoo Then all of my biology class clapped

[@mlynnekeeney4324]

steven svoboda 😂😂😂

[@mahm690]

steven svoboda Ive never been more confused 😫👏🏻👏🏻

[@Bratenzie]

This is great. Alexa play mo bamba *WHOLE HOUSE SHAKES AND ALL 7 ALEXAS PLAY MO BAMBA*

[@gngirlillseeyoutomorrow898]

THAT DIDNT HAPPEN!1!1!!!!1

[@mikehunt3688]

12:54

[@test1test219]

I remember the time I farted in a meeting and the president of the company was present. He thought it was so funny I was promoted from administrator to VP on the spot and everybody clapped.

[@TheGauges420]

Should've ended it with "everybody clapped... and then so did my buttcheeks again", would've been much more believable 😂😂.

[@moon_cafe4148]

@@TheGauges420 oml 😂😂😂

[@dakotathegreat2749]

I laughed so hard when I read that🤣

[@im_an_oyster]

I've worked at trader joe's they have a 100% return policy even if the package is already opened. So if you found a potato in a bag of chips then you could take it back for a full refund

[@Mr_Howl]

I've actually done the Google doc thing with an ex girlfriend of mine. She was able to do it through a school laptop she had at home.

[@wlhannons9966]

why is his pronunciation so accurate,,,lowkey sounds like a robot

[@madelynvollmer8880]

cuz canada

[@user-ce1ns4xh9p]

Bee•low•ing

[@caitlin3810]

Imagining a child you don’t know standing there, waiting, as someone spends the next five minutes reciting the names of Pokémon is such comedy

[@yellow_hearts1723]

Omg that's so hilarious to imagine 😂😂😂

[@StarsOnTheR00f]

Caitlin Hickey and all the kid wanted to ask was if his pikachu was shiny lol

[@hystericallover5989]

would like, but its at 151

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

Well since you asked . . . kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJS3Z4iCpbiWkKM

[@stickbug9285]

kurtis saying softcore instead of nightcore nearly killed me

[@redwizxrd]

"You WILL respect me" - as they call someone a "bum" for being homeless

[@s_mai8970]

kurtis, I- I've actually chatted with my friend through the google doc spreadsheet cause we weren't allowed to look at our phones during a lecture 💀

[@idk-ch7hj]

i don’t understand ); why could you not just use email messaging

[@s_mai8970]

@@idk-ch7hj this is late because youtube doesn't give me any notifications for replies- anyways, we were all on our spreadsheets and tbh, chatting by using the cells and invite friends over into the spreadsheet was just super hilarious too lmao. i really need people to try this out, it's funny if nothing else 😂

[@husband-of-chinggis]

YESSS i do this all the time lmao 😭it's much less obvious because you don't have to exit the messaging app when your teacher comes around, you can just scroll down the doc

[@s_mai8970]

@@husband-of-chinggis HAHAHA truly a student of culture. i mean hey, our work's still opened technically 😂

[@aviateedits]

I used to do this In class before we went online

[@sofr123]

So i was on this plane, and there was this guy who juuled, so the flight attendant came over and literally asked if she could hit it AND THE WHOLE PLANE CLAPPED, even the pilots came out from the cockpit and clapped while mo bumba played in the background, and then the plane crashed into a beerpong table and everybody died.

[@Tigerheiress]

sofr123 omg rip

[@maddim810]

omg you died and then came back to write this, commitment ❤️

[@estelle2527]

Sick dude😼🤘🏻

[@fridaschell6549]

Thats a whole 2019 mood

[@sofr123]

yup @@maddim810

[@xX_K3LLF1RE_Xx]

2:47 I do remember 2 kids in my class who made a Google Doc and talked to each other by editing the Doc, so there could be some truth to that couple's situation, but if they didn't have a phone but still had access to a computer, why'd they choose a Google Doc to talk to each other?

[@yoongiverse.]

11:16 so do we think they voted for trump once or twice

[@jennifer__e]

yes

[@bananajam6393]

«Too the groacary store for to buy rarmen» This line will forever haunt me

[@suwucidal6936]

Nigga does not know that ramen is noodles with a bunch of shit in it

[@safewithout]

scene kids love rawrmen

[@lexiisdrowning4566]

Joanna oh god

[@NellieCollier]

*r a r m e n*

[@izukumidoriya9651]

Ｉ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｏ　ｂｕｙ　*ｒａｗｍｅｎ*

[@cassidy8548]

my 5 year old son just asked if i was watching cody ko and i said who??? and my carpet started dancing😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 edit: my door slow clapped😌😌😌

[@alexislauren3396]

Did it applaud tho?😏

[@minsuga-ju7lz]

omGGGGGG*GGGG 👏👏👏👏👏

[@arrowmarie1610]

And then everyone clapped

[@TheSweetcupcake1234]

👏👏👏👏

[@cassandra-]

It's true. I'm the door. *claps*

[@zaystation.]

People at my school talk to their friends and partners through Google doc during class so they don't get in trouble for texting

[@deadchannel3610]

When I was 5 I had just migrated to the US from Russia, i had passed my English, Math, reading, and writing tests so well I was moved all the way into 12th grade and I passed my SAT’s and during graduation everyone clapped at my tiny body trudging along inside this massive graduation gown since I was so small and they only made them for older people😂😂xD

[@maeceyjade5974]

Kurtis said something and everybody clapped.

[@JoeKammerExclusive]

An absolute madman we told him to say something and he actually did it the absolute caveman

[@emeliaolson7124]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@jiminiecrookedtooth2088]

This is real, I was the one who started clapping

[@fabianatrindade56]

@Corey Buckner Man I had no idea he was this old

[@fabianatrindade56]

@Corey Buckner Wait who's "CoLbain"

[@gasolinesleeve3396]

One day I saw a kid beating up an ant so I yelled, “HOW DAR you BAET. UP INOSENTT ANNTT HE NEAD BEET THANOS” and everyone on the Earth applauded including animals so yeah

[@melleckrihane5477]

Peter Parker that was beautiful :,)

[@calebbarnhart2791]

yee yee

[@Gcor239]

Nice! Lol

[@hopearnold9100]

Lmao underrated

[@indiranair8236]

@@gasolinesleeve3396 well..yaay you're alive

[@fuckgandor]

honestly the google docs thing and the gluestick thing both seem plausible to me, i feel like i'd do some stupid shit like that gluestick thing in my dorm while sleep-deprived at 2 am. the 6 year old thing is very probable to me as well because when i was 6 my first hyperfixation was dinosaurs and that is absolutely something i would've said at that age if i had been like, less neurotic and able to watch jurassic park.

[@Lilipad08]

I've actually done the google doc thing a while ago when our school banned google chat.

[@Stuie4587]

STORY TIME: One time a band played a song and then everybody clapped.

[@TheChemistBeats]

Wow

[@unlacedshoe3696]

wow

[@olivehatesolives]

I was in the band, this actually happened twice

[@superstellarhere]

Nice!

[@harlow8979]

Oh my god so inspirational

[@skylol7042]

“and if i’m being honest, baby shark slaps way harder than any Tupac song“ is my senior quote

[@socialnorm3295]

10 more years

[@deathvideogame]

And then everybody clapped

[@thekameha1]

@@deathvideogame ah fuck you beat me to the joke

[@toast5850]

Why does this sound like it would fit in yiay

[@calissohot7010]

Sky please was this real I need to know please

[@madie1656]

fr guys i was in cosco and i saved 6 babies from falling out of a display bouncy house and at the same time set fire to the meat section cause eating meat is inhumane and then everyone in the world clapped

[@pandoraleigh3421]

2:59 I will say, this is absolutely how I talked to people in class without the teacher knowing and when I didn't have my friends' numbers. It's also how my friends in AP Psych learned the story of Opedius

[@kavioss2504]

So my whole family got Alexa's for Christmas and I said 'alexa play Kurtis Conners newest upload' and all five Alexas just started playing 😍😍😂😂

[@leonieboermann6898]

after the video everyone started clapping slowy😍

[@kurtisconner]

bruh thats lit

[@livok2123]

kavioss i bet the whole fuckin house shook

[@alirentzios5279]

I'm not gonna lie, I got kind of upset when the little girl was being racist about the rappers Edit:Thank you so much for all the likes

[@genocider6917]

Wasn't even the little girl too it was the person who that tweeted it... I hope they're having a bad day lol...

[@youbasictoxicconch]

@@genocider6917 if that person's her actual parent, it's possible that he'd teach that awful and racist mindset about the rappers to his kid. Pretty fucking gross.

[@heyitsnias7551]

@@genocider6917 Hope they get slapped by the guy that "backhanded the bum at the gas station".

[@aviel4787]

i feel the same but also.. tupac is black so the post just made no fucking sense lmao

[@hamianagrande]

@@youbasictoxicconch that person probably isn’t smart enough to reproduce

[@cigarette_ahegao]

One of these "everybody applauded for me" stories happened to me in real life and lemme tell ya I was terrified.

[@buddergolem9463]

1:23 I work at Walmart and it’s funny because the electronic section is as far away from the registers as possible

[@fakettvstreamer2288]

I subscribed to Kurtis Conner and everyone clapped for me.

[@tiredzei]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@claraalexandrova9631]

ZombieMaster peace extra greeting club

[@poly.dragon1965]

👏👏👏👏

[@tia8465]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@davidlia563]

👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@xenosbreed]

The Christmas ones freaking crack me up. No one cares, seriously no one cares if you say Merry Christmas. There are a dozen holidays at that time of year, but if you're so proud of not caring about other people, no one actually cares or is offended. They really think Christmas disappears when a Conservative isn't president.

[@inimical_deity]

did you two know arguing politics in damn KZbin comments is retarded

[@xenosbreed]

@@inimical_deity Did you know discussing what you want is valid and sharing your experience relevant to the video is what the comments are for?

[@olivebrosnan4437]

I once went to see a theatre performance and then everyone clapped at the end

[@abic9048]

Me: pays $5 for AirPods Cashier: excuse me those are $100 Me: I can’t believe is this society we pay five dollars for earbuds and $100 for wireless headphones just because they’re from a big company Cashier: ... Entire country: ...👏👏👏👏

[@haleyheffran5259]

omg i remember that

[@ilexdiapason]

its true i was the left airpod

[@dwlrma]

it's true i was the cashier

[@yasmeen7391]

we did it guys we found the best comment on youtube

[@noemic.8966]

My guilty pleasure is actually laughing at Kurtis' terrible dad jokes 😂😂

[@keishawnamuhammad3391]

I'm hip ... I got two of them

[@turyabhatkar]

669 likes-threes- Sorry

[@cringemeister04]

FaKe StOrY

[@toastarkat]

3:16 “I make spreadsheets with my bae“ I’m surprised he didn’t take the opportunity to add to that joke with an innuendo

[@jay-notabird]

Kurtis: Talking about his awesome new camera the camera: *cuts out immediately*

[@kaylee_keen]

Oen time⏰ i saw soumone geting mitterd🔪 and i yeled STOP🛑 and the mirterer🔪 stopped mirturing🔪 and evryoen starded claping👏 and im olny ate yrs old😁

[@Ravertine]

wow I loive tjpoc and ezu E moch loive

[@macncheese3184]

omG my mam wos thare too

[@kaylee_keen]

@@kentosxr2924 oeh mey goed im so sorey thet hapned to you

[@iich.i2072]

@@kentosxr2924 ph mg gad r u okei?? i wes wit mae dag det tiem.

[@claraalexandrova9631]

Kaylee Keen ATE YRS OLD BAHAHAHAHAH

[@flyingpigproductions5934]

That Google Doc thing is legit though, school Chromebooks bruv

[@makaylamcgrath5216]

Straight facts

[@kyliemarsh6239]

YA THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

[@lyn3483]

That’s legit how me and my boyfriend used to talk to each other before we started dating. We’d send each other poems to read and then just have conversations on the doc

[@makaylamcgrath5216]

@@lyn3483 that's stinky cute

[@flyingpigproductions5934]

@@makaylamcgrath5216 agreed

[@makerofeditsmov]

The Google doc one is believable tho. I would know this because I did it with my friend in class a few times. It was a little annoying cause we would accidentally delete stuff while the other was typing but Y’know

[@cluehearts]

tbh the alexa one could be true. sometimes we tell our alexa something in the kitchen and the one upstairs can hear us even if we arent that loud, its rlly annoying

[@evadubasak]

i liked this video and everyone in the comment section clapped

[@annikamaxey5885]

eva dubasak 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@brandonburrow4441]

You win 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@jusmymood]

👏👏👏

[@evadubasak]

thank you, thank you all

[@applejuice4758]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@buick6933]

I once broke my neck 10 miles from a Burger King so they supplied me with unlimited burgers and everyone started clapping

[@Haayz071]

I'm not sure why this comment was so damn funny to me, but thank you very much.

[@samobrien1470]

It’s true, I was there. I was the concrete they fell on

[@buick6933]

@@Haayz071 good to know people still find me somewhat haha funny

[@Sweetie.21]

So that's why I just clapped out of nowhere! :0

[@possibly_ruby56]

It's true I was the burgers

[@lil5inches]

I watched this on full volume in a bus, and after the video ended everyone clapped

[@Liggliluff]

(3:10) There are so many chat options also available on PC, so why wouldn't you use one of those? If it's true, then they're just stupid, if they believe that the only way to communicate through a text chat is on a phone.

[@taratih]

Ehhh idk man in elementary school when my bff moved we talked through google docs

[@notechoXP]

in my situation the person i was talking to had everything else blocked

[@Bunnster3]

It can make sense if everything is taken but a school chrome book that has everything else restricted

[@ok._.jayden]

okay but i actually did talk to my girlfriend using google docs at school, since social media websites and other messaging apps were blocked

[@kingayy9267]

Nature .. finds a way

[@stage4loser784]

did everyone clap

[@zariamonet7782]

@@stage4loser784 yes, it's true, I was the hands.

[@cecejosie]

Simp

[@vanillabatbones]

Cece Josie bruh

[@Ywhre]

That Juul mom? Definitely over 9000 nic...

[@RalphHenryxx]

Ywhre 😂😂

[@camillemariejohnson9723]

N’t

[@westindi6268]

PLEASEEEEE

[@trailer-park-princess]

Sugar gay

[@14GILBEM]

Definitely not the type of woman you should date, court or marry

[@greg6500]

Looked it up "Bill gates was raised in a wealthy family, his Father was a successful lawyer and his mother was an executive" Not a woodcutter to be found.

[@MellSayzHi]

Omg like there was someone who made a joke in my intro to psyche class and the professor didn't hear it cause there was literally 100 of us in the class, so he, the student, made a joke about comedy being dead cause we all didn't hear and or laugh at his joke

[@alexadrew8738]

i was watching this in math class while everyone else was taking a test, and my teacher saw me so he was like "hey u cant be watching youtube during a math test !" so he took my phone and looked at the screen. "wait, is that...kurtis conner ??!!" and i said "heck yea it is !!" and my teacher was like "nevermind, you can keep watching, and infact, i will give u a perfect score on ur test !" and then all my classmates started slow-clapping. edit: woah this got mad likes time to celebrate w some fekeking pizza rolls.

[@msola5]

alexa drew it’s true I was the desk

[@crazaronic9391]

alexa drew it’s true, I was the teacher

[@AzykSteam]

It’s true, I was the teacher’s computer

[@sofiaperri3143]

It's true, I was the phone

[@veronika8853]

It’s true I was the chair

[@raechuuu510]

True story. My 3 day old baby: "mom, why doesn't Kurtis have more subscribers? He's the funniest guy on KZbin" Me, tearing up bc my baby is so smart: "you right!" 💚 I have the coolest son, wow.

[@whatevs236]

Rae chuuu obviously fake, no one applauded at the end of it

[@raechuuu510]

@@whatevs236 😂😂😂

[@yeeyeemlady3239]

did it really happen if everyone didn't clap??

[@legofriend2278]

your baby is a whole 2019 mood

[@raechuuu510]

@@legofriend2278 that is his middle name 😂

[@GwensFlixs]

i think it’s cool how ppl still talk about scene kids! i’m a scene kid! the lie is so stupid

[@natalieschreiber3804]

The kindergarten class with beer is pretty accurate, my preschoolers last year would make funny comments about it too. Such as “how is my dad big and strong if all he drinks is beer?” (A conversation about milk)