The Kissing Booth 3 made me lose 2 hours AND 6 years off my life. *MOVIE REACTION* 😪 (I'm so tired)

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In this movie, we experience privileged kids crying over their beach house, Noah getting a lobotomy, Rachel looking great in every outfit, a random Mario Kart race in bad wigs, and basically one giant excuse for the actors to have a paid vacation.
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⌛ 0:00 - Intro
⌛ 01:17 - Function of Beauty
⌛ 02:28 - The Kissing Booth 3
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[@WhaleManMan]

Tell me why every character in the Kissing Booth Universe (KBU) has an emotional breakdown whenever another person does anything not involved with them for 0.5 seconds

[@withcindy]

LITERALLY

[@NoelleMar]

@@withcindy these characters HATE happiness

[@carlaviz6605]

They're all so jealous about each other forming new friendships and relationships!

[@giovanalaurence]

KBU-

[@BajuliiiQ]

KBU characters are a manifestation of my abandonment issues

[@Laura-yt9rh]

elle: you have had everything handed to you your entire life also elle: is his neighbor, went to the same school, got into the same college, and literally has everything he has except a pool

[@withcindy]

LOL pretty MUCH

[@Idontexisthihi001]

Maybe deep down, she was furious about the damn pool

[@joyc.e.7511]

@@Idontexisthihi001 Ngl, this made me CACKLE

[@ea7109]

@@Idontexisthihi001 🤣🤣🤣 this took me OUT!!

[@molijay2107]

@@Idontexisthihi001 helpppppp 😭

[@oliviavaughn6160]

Chloe is the only person in this whole franchise who seems like they could actually go to Harvard

[@coffin3050]

Lmao true

[@puddleduck1405]

yep trueee, and fun fact, the actress went to Oxford, so she's acc really smart in real life

[@abigaelsevere3544]

Honestly 😭😭

[@puddleduck1405]

@@the_crypter oooh right sorry haha. I just saw another comment saying she went to Oxford uni lol.

[@MegaHappysarah]

@@the_crypter Hertford College is.. part of the University of Oxford? Like literally every student at the university belongs to a college that's how it works

[@metaloopa6907]

I feel like Elle would be that kid who says “you’re not invited to my birthday party anymore” after any slight inconvenience

[@syrusangi8743]

Nah sounds more like Lee considering their friendship is basically Elle walking eggshells around him

[@giulianoaaronfrancoynsfran4858]

@@syrusangi8743 yes i thougth the same

[@beelieboo]

true

[@tehr6809]

Hahhaha true though

[@imanayisha]

Maturing is realizing that Rachel is the main character and Elle is the antagonist.🙏🏽

[@withcindy]

exactly

[@LOREIRIN]

YES

[@iciajay6891]

Omgosh

[@pri2x0x]

That is the best take!!

[@lilil9752]

It's a tragic ending since she ended up with the worst guy and will still have to see Elle

[@irenicxs3554]

elle crying about lee’s privilege was so ironic 😭 the entire movie was elle crying about her problems and then doing nothing to solve them LMAOO

[@withcindy]

elle was crying so much and for WHAT

[@screenaholic]

I do think she was a horrible friend to Lee- not that he's perfect. He was getting something off his chest and she claims hes privileged. Oh and the first movie proved that stuff didn't come easily to Lee but Noah

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@screenaholic Lee is a spoiled child and that’s that Rachel deserved better

[@pierrotpierrot4768]

her problem is not being able to choose between 2 perfectly established colleges without working hard for it. hmm yeah. #fantasticalprivilege

[@belphegortheripper]

Yeah, the girl who’s biggest problem is which prestigious university should I choose because they’re hunting me down

[@aimun5255]

Rachael ending up back with Lee is the biggest crime, Lee should've just fallen in love with his berkley fake twin and they could've lived happily ever after, being annoying af without bothering anyone else 🙏🏽

[@Natasha_-kg4bm]

Yes! Thats what i was thinking the whole movie!

[@Ivuxoxo]

Pfft fr

[@beelieboo]

periodt 🙏

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

Honestly being annoying with someone without worrying abt affecting others is a dream of mine

[@spookyho5994]

LITERALLY 👏

[@mandyfigueiredo]

The idea that HARVARD would spend days calling this girl basically begging her to respond...INSANE. So far the craziest thing this movie tried to make me believe. Also, you can see in Jacob's (the actor who play Noah) face that he was so done with this movie already 😂 he looked tired the whole time

[@Ivuxoxo]

FRR I FELT SO BAD FOR THE CAST NGL

[@shafaqsayyada]

true!!

[@watakashe6072]

@@Ivuxoxo why?? 😭 they were literally getting paid to have fun, the third movie is just the cast on vacation and being paid for it

[@tvds8350]

@@watakashe6072 I mean he was Joey’s ex, so it's sorta weird spending like all ur time with ur ex.

[@hateithere5584]

I’d die if I was casted for this. Literally. I’d want to die

[@coleensliteraryspace]

"Don’t cry because it happened, smile because it’s over.”

[@withcindy]

ur right...

[@_xxicantthinkofanamexx_6864]

Lol

[@vozangelino]

that sounds gaslighting

[@parnikajaiswal3693]

@@vozangelino huh

[@khalilurtrahman]

This deserves a million likes

[@fuzzycatbutts]

I thought Monopoly was conceptualized as a way to teach children that Capitalism Is Inherently Unfair, so it's kind of funny to see rich people playing it and unironically fighting over the dog piece, lol.

[@samt3412]

Dude I thought Monopoly was devised specifically to cause pain and suffering

[@fuzzycatbutts]

@@samt3412 That too :)

[@samt3412]

@@fuzzycatbutts It's worse than capitalism because in capitalism, at least someone "wins". When you decide to play Monopoly, you've already lost.

[@ashleysimonson2036]

@@samt3412 my parents actually loved monopoly so much that my dad proposed while they were playing it by switching his game piece to the ring box so not everyone hates it

[@mandyverswijveren1212]

Actually, it's main purpose is causing fights. At some point somebody gets angry and throws the board out of the window

[@smolderiing7166]

Imagine: you and your girlfriend of 5 years sit down at the fanciest restaurant in the area. You plan on proposing to her tonight. You both chat, order expensive dinner and wine and talk about trivial things you both find entertaining. The night is going great and so is the restaurant you’ve chosen. Great music, great atmosphere, friendly waiters- wait what are those 2 kids doing here? Nevermind that. The time is right to propose. You get on one knee and take out the small black box in your pocket. You both know that if she says yes, this’ll be one of the greatest moments of your life that you’ll be telling your children and grandchildren for the rest of time. Before you could open your mouth, all of the sudden, “Shut up and Dance” from Walk the fucking Moon blares throughout the restaurant and all of the sudden you see a swarm of teen break out into song and dance like an episode of Glee. Your night has been ruined.

[@kenyaaragon3944]

Now imagine an entirely different part of the restaurant: your two rich friends decide to dine at a fancy restaurant you're in conversation with them when you point out you think that guy's about to propose, your friends and you are getting so hyped up for this guy you wonder if she'll say no or yes. you're about to eat whatever it is you just ordered while preparing to clap if all goes well for this guy when all of a sudden you hear Shut Up and Dance play you wonder if this is part of the proposa- no it seems those weird kids that are always crying and yelling at each other have infiltrated the restaurant and you wonder if it's about time you move.

[@jayenee2]

This killed me😭😭

[@JohnPierre-lz6vb]

I would stand up and slap the sh*t out of those kids. And breaking the music box. I'm about to propose to my wife. Nobody can stop me.

[@nabts1470]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@idkwhattonamemyself9326]

That was really dumb ngl

[@TheMetamorphoses2003]

Petition for a Kissing Booth spin-off movie where Rachel and Chloe have a slow-burn romance arc. Marco is their supportive straight friend while the annoying trio are just conveniently elsewhere. Cindy also has a cameo as their token Asian friend who may or may not have feelings for Rachel thus creating more tension and drama.

[@ilmianafirmantika8079]

OMG please

[@amandahernandez6117]

I’d love to see that actually lol 😂

[@valeriaferrari9737]

I'd be on board with any spin-odd movie that includes Chloe, Rachel, or Marco

[@kaestheticc]

YES PLEASE

[@spookyho5994]

YESSS

[@KH-zr6pt]

The one good thing about this franchise is that Elle and Lee never get together romantically, but that's also kind of ruined by them both being annoying as hell (especially Lee... like get a life and stop being so weird and possessive towards your friend)

[@aimun5255]

It's completely ruined by the fact that their friendship is just as nauseating as they would've been in a true love triangle 💀 like what was the point of them only staying friends when the whole series is STILL about her having to pick between them, the writer were like hmm how can we fit in all the drama and toxicity but still not do the best friends to lovers thing

[@yemayaadofo8253]

Part of me is happy for that and part of me just wishes they did cuz at least his childiah behaviour would make /slightly/ more sense if it turned out he was into her

[@mariakara2419]

yessss i love that they stay friends

[@frankundercoverdragon6288]

The main characters: **exist** Cindy: 🤢✋ Female side characters: **exist** Cindy: 😳👉👈

[@withcindy]

i am looking respectfully

[@mariakara2419]

i mean can you blame her

[@iciajay6891]

100% accurate

[@kerollaynemoreira7536]

Who has the patience for 'I'm not like other girls' right?

[@YoshiPotter88]

@@mariakara2419 Nope! Because I thought the same thing, they are much more Interesting then the Main Characters!

[@curlydrawing5745]

Cindy with every other character:🤬🔪💥🔪 Cindy with Rachel and Chloe:🥰😍❤️💐

[@withcindy]

yes.

[@hridyanadappattel4400]

This is why we support our queen Elle Woods. She worked hard to get into Harvard (even if it was for a man child), made a bombass admission essay video (which was a pain but anyways), realised she didn't need the fucking man child, stood up to pervert teachers, and solved her own damn case in her own damn way, all the while she actually got passionate for what she was studying for.

[@miriamshamess9685]

For a sec I thought you were talking about Elle from this movie and was about to get mad boi

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

Damn I still never watched Legally Blonde

[@redgoldcrown3990]

the true Harvard Elle.

[@thepinkelephant2520]

Fr the whole time I was like, “This is a stain on Elle’s name”

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

I watched it. It was soooo good. We need more movies like this

[@elizaelise5192]

I will never forgive netflix for even bringing this tragic trilogy to life while they cancelled the masterpiece that is Anne with an E after only three seasons

[@withcindy]

injustice

[@mintydraws3962]

Anne with an e is a book a great one at that

[@galllowglass]

It was a conflict of opinions between CBC and Netflix in Anne's case, not a matter of them wanting to renew or not 😭😭😭 tho I share the feeling, can't even think about how they could cancel a show like that, EVERYONE loved it, it meant so much

[@angelconstantino6551]

Yes YES YESSSS!!

[@lyala8007]

FR

[@ken-dg9tb]

This did not need another sequel, we’re just losing brain cells at this point.

[@alexaweiss2656]

Isn’t it the whole point of this trilogy fiasco being funded and hence filmed? Not even sappy enough just downright problematic. :p

[@sadelorraine8437]

Literally had to read a book to regain some brain cells after this debauchery

[@jeremyusreevu237]

If they do another sequel, I hope they take the route of films like Leprechaun and Friday The 13th, and have the characters go into space.

[@withcindy]

the first movie did not even need to be made

[@ken-dg9tb]

@@jeremyusreevu237 I would pay to see that

[@doywinchester]

The height difference between Elle and Noah is still so funny like ma’am that’s a whole sky scraper to you

[@um4883]

Lol ikr

[@oliviavaughn6160]

My ex and I had this height difference. It was not fun.

[@athirah.95]

they thought it was cute its really not lmao

[@megumiseyelashes6706]

If i had to bend down that low to kiss my significant other I'd feel like i should be in jail

[@tabathaalshalhoub1653]

@@megumiseyelashes6706in the first movie when they were in the gazebo I was thinking… she’s like a literal child next to him. He’s like an adult and she’s like a 10 year old child. Ick ick ick ick

[@ananyasharma4240]

“But the absolute best was watching the lights with my two most favorite guys in the world” Elle’s dad and brother: 👁👄👁

[@dejajade6726]

They really had Marco fighting for some basic white girl he barely knew anything about for two movies, free him from the shackles

[@withcindy]

come on marco... it's time to come home

[@Nayy.yrocks]

FR😭 #freeMarco

[@sseraphim2818]

Forreal, when will he be free? #freemyboyMarco

[@iblivs21]

She's not even that worth it to fight for!

[@nghinguyenhoang3492]

I can't decide which one is funnier: Cindy mimicking their corny acting skills or Cindy constantly rooting for their death so that we could get over with this franchise once and for all :)))))))

[@withcindy]

Maybe their corny acting skills will lead to their death 🤔

[@nghinguyenhoang3492]

@@withcindy OMG not Cindy replying to my comment AND dropping a wisdom at the same time!!! o.O

[@ihaveathingforredheads3639]

Yo that :))))))) is literally an unofficial Vietnamese insignia, glad to see a fellow comrade enjoy watching Cindy as much as I do

[@nghinguyenhoang3492]

​@@ihaveathingforredheads3639 well you got it right though o.o that :))) started as a meaningless habit, then turned into an unofficial recognition :))) anyway, glad to know another Vietnamese fella who also enjoys her content

[@cass6020]

I sent this video to my friends just to have them watch Cindy mock his wink at 11:26 and they loved it

[@loveisanopendoor3532]

It's the way they pretended Noah not punching Marco back was character development...when he instigated it by literally launching the ball directly into Marco's face mere seconds ago, belittled him and then tried to embarass him for still liking Elle. Noah deserved that punch and a whole lot more but because he walks away... we're supposed to think he's a good person now?? Does this movie assume we have instant amnesia or something...???

[@Gemini_Blessed_Boy]

But wasn't Marco the one that went to a Party he wasn't invited to just to see Elle and try to convince her to give him a chance??? I mean Noah knows why Marco is there so does everyone

[@Isabelle-hv6ny]

@@Gemini_Blessed_Boy Yeah but Elle really gave him hope. Like she kissed him in the last movie and until that scene never really said that she is not interested

[@lightyagami4535]

@@Isabelle-hv6ny But let’s be honest, if Noah wasn’t there. Elle wouldn’t regret in the slightest.

[@SchulzEricT]

I mean... it's so easy to defend Noah though. 1 - they were playing volleyball. If you're playing volleyball, you've gotta be ready to take a ball or two in your face; if you're not ready for the heat, get out of the kitchen, you know? 2 - Yeah, they *way* Noah said what he said was far from the best way to handle it, but... Marco knows that L is with Noah, and he keeps pursuing her. If you don't respect somebody's relationship, fuck you. Being called out for being a self-absorbed asshole is the least of what you deserve. (In Marco's defense... L probably could've not sent mixed signals - I've only seen this reaction, not the whole movie, so... maybe that's a misread, but sure seems like she's not shutting him down the way that she should've.)

[@polly-fe3pq]

@@SchulzEricT idk why i find it so funny that u call elle l lmfao

[@aimun5255]

They really created Chloe to be a magical support aid to the yts 😭😭 not only does she always side with Elle WHEN SHES COMPLETELY WRONG, in the 2nd movie it's pretty much implied that she's the one who made Noah a better person, their friendship is the healthiest relationship in this whole dam series

[@ameliese-diaries7491]

This movie is literally Elle just playing the victim for 2 hours

[@withcindy]

sounds about white

[@adeleaslan8182]

@@withcindy the best people are the ones that call out the white privilege of Netflix characters

[@ilovsapinta]

The most surprising thing about this movie is that Nintendo allowed them to use their characters.

[@withcindy]

they shouldnt have

[@YoshiPotter88]

Exactly, and they didn't even use the good Characters for an Example like Yoshi! 🤣😂

[@samt3412]

Not as bad as SNL Wario

[@adrianrandom3448]

They killed Todd (From Mario) AND FOR WHAT

[@shady._.riceball3786]

there is no way universities call people for admissions, especially in big competitive schools like Harvard smh, unless she's like a genius and got perfect scores for everything and her score was over the roof crazy lol, but naw it makes no sense not only that but they could've just dropped her and picked another person on the waitlist.... well it is a fictional world i guess haha love cindy's real commentary, cindy always keeping it real.

[@ximenauilenberg1750]

I'm also confused... At least here in the Netherlands you apply directly to a study you want to follow, not just the university in general. You can't get into the university without applying to a specific study.

[@Lovelysurvivor420]

I volunteered for admissions when I went to Cornell, we would call admitted students inn some cases. Like for diversity programs or scholarships

[@shady._.riceball3786]

@@Lovelysurvivor420 yeah well some schools do that but not to check if they are accepting or declining there offer and to constantly do that? haha I don't think they would bother a second time, you either accept or don't and they won't be bothered by it.

[@shady._.riceball3786]

@@ximenauilenberg1750 I think in the US its the same, like we have to apply to the major but we have to do that at a university that gives degrees for that major.... its complicated honestly haha

[@gibsonn2018]

@@ximenauilenberg1750 Here in the States first years can go in undecided and pick a major later, but most people have an intended major going in

[@tanita6234]

It's like IMPOSIBLE to hate Rachel, like, she is such a soft character

[@cfadeathfries]

All of El's relationships can be described as "Do you want to hang out? If the answer is no we're not friends anymore"

[@withcindy]

LITERALLY

[@heejinators7342]

The only acceptable fourth movie would involve Chloe and Rachel’s lesbian awakening and features them running away together to start a new life 👌

[@tartartaglia555]

Pan!Chloe and bi!Rachel pls😍

[@Loptr177]

I want a trilogy of Marco, Chloe and Rachel going on a road trip away from toxic people like Lee and Elle

[@mariakara2419]

the whole time rachel was being antsy i was hoping shed come out

[@drewthecat5592]

I have never seen any of those kissing booth movies myself but I can guarantee that I would watch the shit out of that fourth movie

[@hershelroswell]

absolutely. chloe is the bi queen we deserve from this godawful movie series and you Know she would treat rachel right

[@yulana990]

Okay, so we are supposed to believe a university like HARVARD was almost spam calling her to try and get this random girl to join their university? And then she suddenly decided she wants to study game design cause she likes a dancing game, and somehow got in without a portfolio, and a VERY weird "pitch" that made no sense to me and I'm still trying to figure out what she even meant? and she's complaining about privilige to Lee lmao! 😭😭 the absolute MADNESS of these movies!

[@ilmianafirmantika8079]

I THOUGHT I WAS DUMB FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING THE CONCEPT OF HER PITCH 😭😭😭

[@roseblack1494]

I’m still upset that Rachel and Chloe didn’t end up as girlfriends

[@adrianrandom3448]

Queerness Is far too advanced for such a stupid and extremely idiotic movie, we don't do that here. We just have toxic straight relationships, unnecessary family drama and privileged people acting like they're not privileged

[@emmamae9112]

i was praying for a lesbian chloe and bi rachel the whole gd movie

[@flowersforyouu]

@@emmamae9112 Yesss that would’ve been our only saviour

[@dejajade6726]

Noah slowly growing into a better person is the only good takeaway from this series which isn't saying much because the bar was in hell

[@withcindy]

the reverse tamlin effect

[@Sasu123456789x1]

Facts!

[@Geznoo]

El: Everything's just handed to you, isn't it?! Me: *Glances at everything El's been handed throughout this whole franchise*

[@withcindy]

right......

[@lesbiangoddess290]

Girl didnt do shit to get into ivy league schools.

[@tmntaddict]

Checklist for author of these books: -privileged teens -overdramatic, unnecessary reactions -dragging everyone down instead of going to therapy -getting into prestigious universities just by blinking

[@cheyenneallred3035]

"you know when a white guy doesn't shake your hand, that is the ultimate form of disrespect." terribly true my whole life. HILARIOUS! luv you Cindy.

[@RedHairedRiot]

The lead girl: if I move across the country for a boy that’s- Rhysand, bursting through a wall: *ITS YOUR CHOICE!*

[@dawnmayflower4422]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Hail the King of women’s rights.

[@Natasha_-kg4bm]

I think this is my favorite comment of all time!

[@irenicxs3554]

but also make sure to be codependent on your s/o!

[@mariakara2419]

me laughing about this even though i havent read yet

[@themarauderstaylorsversion9549]

Oh my god, ur comment is GOLD and so mf unexpected gjdkskdksk

[@lauraarboleda7240]

Ngl my favorite two things are: 1. Chloe and Rachael being absolute goddesses. 2. Noah's character development.

[@withcindy]

tru!!

[@V4ness4_5]

Yesssss

[@jemimaizua2568]

Same

[@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074]

He's still childish as fuck in this movie idk why he's a fan favorite all of the sudden.

[@V4ness4_5]

@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 he acts a bit better in the first movie he beat up litteraly everyone now he stops himself

[@lp_grumpy]

I cannot believe that the toxic love interest from the first movie progressively becomes the most self aware person in the cast... Like I've never seen this happen. Development I guess?

[@ananyasampathkumar3832]

someone give rachel’s an oscar for being so good at pretending she doesn’t loathe everyone

[@landbrieforetime572]

The way Cindy tortures herself with this series and ACOTAR for us 😩😩 thank you queen 🙏

[@withcindy]

this has been a rough year

[@jeremyusreevu237]

Not to mention that book The Wives, which the fact that it's a real thing that someone wrote is something that I'm still struggling to comprehend.

[@mariakara2419]

literally just came across the acotar ones lollll. i watched other vids and thought she actually liked acotar. now idk if im as excited...

[@yn2310]

@@mariakara2419 she definitely does not like acotar-

[@Libraryofshannen]

She deserves a raise. Or a bonus 👏🏻

[@natasha2112616]

The idea of my boyfriend convincing me to go to his college then breaking up with me before we get there and then seeing him around campus. That’s a movie I’d watch 😂 so awkward

[@withcindy]

jdklsalkdjsajdklsajkldaslkj

[@emmalan125]

That's half of legally blonde tbf

[@souptown8490]

I really *love* how in American teen movies the protagonist all get into Ivy Schools with like 5% effort. They make it seem like it's so freaking easy..What even is the American school system? I also can't remember any time someone actually talked about their major? How do they pay for all of their shit? Probably not with the win of an arcade dance competition :D

[@Sadie-rai]

EXACTLY!! I recently read a book where it showed the stress and mental health issues that came along with trying to get into those schools, and it wonderfully showed how it can be a lot easier to get in and the stress collapses on you when you're actually working for the degree. It even showed how doubts creep up all the time and the majority of people who have a major chosen and a career planned before college actually end up changing it. It was such a huge shock for me to read it because it wasn't a published book (it was totally a wattpad book that exceeded all expectations) and I had never seen a book show this in such a casual way without downplaying it or making it way too dramatic! It handled things a lot better than most Y/A books I've read and it kills me to realize I don't even remember the title of the thing im gushing about. (kill me please)

[@aditibharadwaz2683]

@@Sadie-rai Sounds interesting. Please can you tell me the name or give me the link of the book.

[@emojis_withlove6219]

What’s the name of the book

[@TheInoyamanaka1]

Noah looks like he was trying hard to be a good boyfriend in the last two movies and homegirls just didn’t try at all in their relationship. Get your shit together Elle, you’re the problem here, at least try to do better for your boyfriend who is always apologizing and trying to meet you halfway omg

[@vastperb3806]

Why is Elle act like her life is terrible like she has a boyfriend, she has a big house, wins a dance competition, has a wonderful friend girl (Rachel)

[@Dell-ol6hb]

She’s also clearly very rich and is somehow going to Harvard

[@CreditR01]

I guess when you're that spoiled you have to invent problems.

[@patchesthepatchworkkitty246]

because her mummy died of death 😭

[@beelieboo]

@@patchesthepatchworkkitty246 😭😭😭😭

[@shutupjesper9785]

@@patchesthepatchworkkitty246 ‘died of death’ uh

[@manmoy4104]

my sister's friend once asked how the protagonists of these teen/young adult films always end up in Harvard or Berkley or whatever despite never shown to be studying even once

[@withcindy]

main character energy

[@ariahazelwood3842]

Y'all I'm ACTUALLY going to Harvard in a few weeks and I PROMISE you this social life "ooo fun trip with friends ooo la la" that Elle is displaying here is a LIE. 😭😭 Honestly if Elle was going to Harvard I'd drop out just so I wouldn't have to deal with her...lol

[@minfires7572]

@@ariahazelwood3842 omg congrats!!! Wishing u success ❤️

[@imperfectwaffles5688]

@@ariahazelwood3842 That’s awesome that your hard work paid off! Good luck in whatever you’re studying.

[@angelambrosia6397]

@@ariahazelwood3842 congrats! Harvard is super hard school you worked super hard! Anyway can you actually get to have a social life or is it a no no

[@Anna-or1xd]

The fact that Noah ended up becoming the best character in the franchise is still shocking to me. (And I mean that as he's the one who actually got character development, Chloe and Rachel were already amazing)

[@sonamc7723]

Something that irked me so much was when they were talking about the beach house and Elle was immediately like "I vote no!" I know she's close with them but- maybe let their actual kids answer first- she was so involved in all of their family decisions and yet Lee/Noah couldn't get input in any of hers?!?

[@luuuuux_]

I’m less than 20 seconds into this video and Cindy, monopoly *is that* deep. It can make *and* break friendships. Do not undermine its power and its depth. It has more character depth than this entire trilogy.

[@withcindy]

thats why capitalism should end!!

[@silvermist4110]

Also if talking about actual movie is was such a big deal cause their mom use to play with the dog. Once she died Elle took over. So for her try an just take it an tell her not big deal is like saying "Oh come onnn your mom use to an now I'm like your new mom so shouldn't i play with it now that i the new mom not you?" 😅 Not best move when trying become part of the family an get kids to like you

[@ayajade6683]

@@silvermist4110 the dad definitely dropped the ball on warning his partner that this is a thing before hand. It is an awkward scene and I hate this entire movie except a few side characters.

[@lesbiangoddess290]

So true

[@izzyd3857]

a rock has more character depth than the entire trilogy lmao

[@charles6990]

I mean, I'm honestly sad that Cindy hasn't gotten a world humanitarian award for all these grenades she dives on for us. True hero's don't wear capes, they make dick soap and call out all the caucasity in these films. #americanhero

[@hanamaryam7882]

Not just America, she’s an international hero

[@withcindy]

thank u for acknowledging my sacrifices

[@pattyoct.9300]

So true, man...

[@asemahlegumede]

Damn, i so wish Chloe was THE protagonist of the story. Her character is so likeable(she also has this thing where she doesn't make me want to stab my eyes out when she's onscreen unlike Elle) I wish SHE was DATING noah😭😭

[@withcindy]

She deserves better than Noah

[@luna-moon-n]

I will accept this if she was dating Rachel 😌

[@lunarkinght123]

Elle: LiNda yOu DoN't bEloNg hEre *runs away* Elle's father: Smh I'm so disappointed in you Elle *Meanwhile...* Elle's brother: Bro, I just wanted to play Monopoly...

[@alicenthightowerschair]

In that whole Noah organising a date to salvage their relationship vs going to the flash mob thing, I think she could've sat down with Noah for a moment and had a quick dinner and then taken him along for the flash mob thing. I'm not saying it would've been easy, but it could've been handled better

[@withcindy]

i think she had to leave ASAP tho cuz there was a reservation for dinner at the other place

[@riveroverland5902]

Agreed, I mean it’s a flashmob so she could’ve just arrived right before they started it and enjoy her dinner with her boyfriend instead

[@Priya-zc1mi]

The real question is, if this was important to her and she'd been planning it for weeks, how did her boyfriend not know about it?

[@zakai-kaz]

@@Priya-zc1mi Classic MISCOMMUNICATION

[@aimun5255]

Also they have the ENTIRE summer to do the bucket list, why does everything have to be done immediately right that second like idk man, salvaging your relationship is more important

[@sammmtee1730]

It would of made more sense if she was trying to go to college on a soccer scholarship. Which would be a call back to the first movie. So it would then make more sense as to why Elle got into BOTH Berkeley and Havard.

[@dawnmayflower4422]

Oh my god. I literally forgot she even played soccer. For fucks sake they had an opening for this shit and they wasted it - don’t worry peeps, she gets in to both unis through the power of luck, privilege and girl boss-ness not through actual talent or logical reasons.

[@Bree5three]

@@dawnmayflower4422 don’t forget plot device, good ole plot device.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

I thought she was gonna do dance and I got disappointed

[@Adri-ej3fq]

Also, Elle always cries about how she's poor and then her dad had to get an awful job for her and she has to work extra shifts and what not and then the whole bucket list is filled with expensive things. Noah's character development was nice to see, tho, at least something positive. And Rachel and Chloe were probably the only ones sensible enough in this thing.

[@adeleaslan8182]

I liked Chloe’s character but I didn’t like how she kept pushing Noah into being good to Elle as if he was the one who cheated or showed any signs of cheating, it honestly felt like gaslighting if you get it? I hated in general how the movie acted like Noah was wrong for not trusting his girlfriend who cheated on him on live TV. Don’t get me wrong I hate Noah but in this movie he felt more in the right. At least a little, he was still toxic

[@Imallwrite212]

Yeah, every time Noah apologized for something I was literally like, no dude... you're in the right.

[@liviebeanien4391]

i also love how chloe’s storyline literally NEVER gets resolved

[@withcindy]

djlaksjdklasjdklsajdklsa

[@rosegcldenglcws]

THE DISRESPECT-

[@aimun5255]

she's just there to be the supportive black girl 💀 all that main character energy was wasted tsk tsk

[@randompromises1038]

@@aimun5255 pls not another strong black woman being relegated to supporting character 😭

[@sseraphim2818]

@@randompromises1038 Nothing new...same old shit

[@mollymcnair7505]

The filmmakers were like "if we squish every YA movie cliche in here, no one will notice it's terrible"

[@Natasha_-kg4bm]

So true!

[@birjisafroz8886]

You know, I know Elle's just an over dramatic teen, but I do empathise with her in the monopoly scene. She's a teenager and her mom's death is still fresh on her mind (not that it's ever mentioned). She hasn't moved on, but to her, it might feel like her dad is moving on. Her dad should've dealt this situation better as the adult, and considering the history behind that piece, I'd say her reaction is understandable (tho not excusable).

[@mixtapemeg]

"maybe you should go to a community college." me: maybe you should go to couples therapy i'm so tired 😭

[@tylerrock7219]

I have never seen these movies but if I did I'd probably die of cringe, I get such bad second-hand embarassment Also, I love how Cindy is perceptive enough to notice the writers start using Chloe as a way to enable El's behavior. It goes from "Chloe is supportive of women" to "Okay it's nice that you're supporting women but maybe don't support this specific woman"

[@prernap3104]

I feel like it plays on the sassy colored friend. It’s very toned down but the snappy remarks and the correctness. It’s like they shoved all the “normalcy” and society into her. She was the character that represented all of us as an audience but now Netflix realized it and took it too far. She just becomes an enabler at some point.

[@blissjosy9328]

Cindy should do a one woman re enactment of this entire franchise because her impressions of these dramatic privileged kids were better than the real movies

[@chromesthesia]

This would amuse me

[@Jade_West2010]

I would PAY to see that!

[@jeepersjava]

My classes valedictorian got a perfect score on his ACT and was a National Merit Finalist. He got waitlisted from Harvard and wasn’t even notified that he didn’t get accepted until a few weeks before the start of the fall semester. There is NO way Elle could just ✨decide✨ to get into Harvard lmao

[@anjalidevarapalli9681]

Elle: But the absolute best was watching the bay lights with my favorite two guys in the whole world Also Elle: *Has a father and little brother at home* 💀

[@JohnPierre-lz6vb]

She forgot about them. And honestly we did too

[@iwasbuyingcelery9402]

what’s weird to me is that she goes into video game design, when literally the only video game we ever really saw her play was DDR in an arcade. Throughout the other two movies we never actually see her have any interest in video game design, and it just pops up suddenly in the 3rd movie

[@wonderlust1308]

The writers just wrote as they go along and don’t think about it. All last minute stuff for the dollars.

[@iwasbuyingcelery9402]

@@wonderlust1308 that makes sense bc she show’s no interest in anything throughout all three movies

[@noorbohamad5796]

@@iwasbuyingcelery9402 really?

[@jina8960]

im convinced that jacob elordi just started inserting his own personality in the movie cause noah didn’t have one of his own

[@withcindy]

good for him

[@Billy-fr6li]

Elle: "you've always had everything handed to you" me: AND YOU HAVEN'T??!

[@shoujokadyan5502]

So they never established that Elle was even interested in coding. Playing video games and being good at them doesn't mean you'd be good at coding and designing them 🤔 Heck, I thought Elle would take Chloe's advice and turn into a pro gamer.

[@204lulu]

Cindy: Why are their relationships so fragile? Me: Why do all these characters have shitty communication skills? 😅🤣

[@withcindy]

forreal

[@rhonab6698]

imagine being in such a great position financially and academically that you can choose between HARVARD and BERKELEY not based on 'oh my god can my parents afford the tuition/dorm fees/for me to move away because i might already be contributing financially to the household' but based on 'uwu can't decide if i'm gonna spend all my time around my boyfriend or all my time around my best friend because we're entirely too co-dependent and can't deal with visiting each other during vacation'

[@aryanugraha28]

and then decided to not attending both, smh

[@giselleslasange4990]

I have a feeling Netflix realised how shit the movie was half way through filming it, so they just decided to break up Elle and Noah at the end because a majority of people were very vocal on how toxic their relationship was. So they probably thought the ending would make up for how shit the movie was, but it didn't.

[@StardustAegis]

With the dinner vs. the flash mob, I think that part of the conflict stemmed from Noah disregarding the bucket list plans. There were clear, long-term plans that were important to Elle and Lee which he could have shown an interest in because he cares about the two of them. Instead, he disregarded the plans or only got involved because he was jealous of Marco. Besides, that whole flash mob required making a reservation, getting people together, choreographing and learning a whole dance. I would have gone to the thing I planned too.

[@withcindy]

Very true!!

[@imanayisha]

Cindy’s right, the actors were just on vacation😭 but it’s like some of them left their acting skills back at home💀

[@withcindy]

theyre on vacation theyre not supposed to do their job !!

[@GorloftheMonth]

I can’t believe that the key to happiness is to get a Karen haircut and doing something that you want to do because the female reincarnate of Rhysand said “maybe it’s time to think about what it is that you want to do”. Thank you Elle

[@withcindy]

Elle's transformation to a girlboss only took 6 years to complete

[@Revl753]

No one is talking about Cindy’s ending for the movie and I am heartbroken. Best scene in the whole film

[@annaghost]

Elle having a meltdown about a monopoly piece is killing me lmfao

[@Cecilia-rm7ei]

It’s the fact she didn’t even know what she was going to study at Harvard, for me. The fact it took TWO MOVIES for her to understand that sh shouldn’t choose the university only based on her boyfriend and her best friend.

[@withcindy]

it has been a slow and frustrating journey indeed

[@ameliaoconnor8734]

She didn’t even figure it out on her though, she was told by Lee and Noah’s mom. Like Biitch grow a backbone

[@wonderlust1308]

Imagine getting accepted into Harvard and saying to someone “oh yeah I don’t know what to study here. I just applied because my bf studies here and lo and behold I got in.” 🤷‍♀️

[@unknowns78]

Yea and there was no buildup for studying in video game designing

[@hnichole]

@@wonderlust1308 Exactly, that was so infuriating! Honestly, I really thought for a minute that Netflix was going to have Elle go to a community college or a trade school like Cindy said to show that there are other paths to success than these elite universities, but when Elle decided she was going to go to USC, another selective/elite school, that's when I remembered the Kissing Booth movies aren't deep enough for that. 🙄

[@hannaa1687]

are these characters legally obligated to follow the list of rules they created when they were disgusting fetuses ??

[@withcindy]

😭😭😭😭pls not fetuses

[@Nayy.yrocks]

LMFAO😭

[@broadwaybutterfly310]

I would go to the planned outing with Lee for 3 reasons 1) Lee has been struggling with feeling inferior to his brother since the first movie. We see him constantly get frustrated with Elle choosing Noah over him over and over and over again. And if i had to choose between a 2 year romance, and a friendship since BIRTH? Choosing Lee. 2) If you're gonna plan a spontaneous anything without consulting the other party, you gotta accept the risk that they'll be busy that night. It's not fair to expect someone to change their whole plans for you just because you didn't bother to check if they were even free. 3) Even if it's cringe, planning a flash mob seems like something that would take a lot of time and effort. Elle would be letting down a LOT of people if she ditched last minute

[@withcindy]

I totally agree!!

[@TEL2304]

Chloe was the voice of reason this ENTIRE movie

[@TEL2304]

@withcindy OMG thanks for hearting my comment! 😊

[@mrbrokenoreo6557]

“What? Why is there a third movie for the Kissing Booth?” Uh, why did we get a first movie at all??

[@withcindy]

why did we get anything

[@gabrielleduplessis7388]

The other question: why do people just read Wattpad and assume it would make a good franchise? Look elsewhere people.

[@amalianox]

Honestly, I think the dinner thing is Noah's mistake. The dude sees that she's running around and barely has time, but he decided to surprise her. I feel like he either didn't care or didn't notice which is also wrong. When someone doesn't have time, surprises aren't welcome and easily become awkward

[@0Vale170]

Yes, Elle did completely overreact about the dad's gf, but I think she should get a semi-pass in this situation (and this situation only): the dad, that is the adult and not the teenager, should've had talked to her about the gf. Especially because Elle's parents are not divorced, her mom is dead. If it's the first time dad brings a gf home, I think he should have a serious conversation about it with his daughter, instead of dropping the bomb so casually. She's a teenager going through a lot. Also, the dad knew about the symbolic significance of the stupid monopoly piece and all he can say his "c'mon Eeelle, give her the pieeece"? I'm all for Elle bashing, but in this case I think the adults didn't handle the situation well.

[@dawnmayflower4422]

Yeah. This is the ONLY situation in the entire trilogy that I kinda give her a pass on exactly for the reasons you stated. Her dad was very flippant both in regards to telling her that he’s now dating someone for the first time since the mother died while asking her to babysit her brother as he goes out with said new girlfriend, and about the monopoly piece. He knew the significance; didn’t tell the girlfriend before playing the game; didn’t gently steer the girlfriend away from the piece; didn’t try to defuse the situation; and completely placed all the blame on Elle, chased her out and made her feel like she was unwelcome to come back until she apologized. Like yeah. She overreacted a bit and it was super dramatic but I actually think the blame should be placed more on Elle’s father here. Still stupid though.

[@sugarhoneyicedtea-1692]

How long is she going to be a teenager for?No actual teenager is this dumb

[@BleedingLiar17]

@@sugarhoneyicedtea-1692 trust me when you say no one can be this dumb there is always an exception, you just haven't met them yet and should thank the gods because they're hard to be around

[@kok-fh6xm]

Problem is, she took it out on the girlfriend instead of her dad. It's her dad's responsibility to talk to his kids. The poor lady didn't need to get disrespected like that

[@BleedingLiar17]

@@kok-fh6xm plus its just a piece and the gf should have just let elle have it. Even if it didn't mean anything. Shes also a stranger and a guest in her home.

[@valentinabramati4901]

I came here faster than Mal did running with Alina through the meadow

[@withcindy]

that must be really fast!!

[@waymaud]

This video is just Cindy expressing her pure hatred towards the main characters and i LOVE it

[@faralewis6787]

The worst part about this movie is the fact that I went onto twitter expecting to see people absolutely tear into this movie, but all I found were people unironically analysing parallels between the movies in the franchise and talking about how they loved the film !?!?! It truly sucked the remaining life I had left from watching it 😔💔

[@Sharpe1502]

As someone who went to community college, transferred to state college, and worked throughout so I wouldn’t take out any loans, I can’t handle these movies because these top schools were never options for me. I would’ve respected the main girl more if she decided that school wasn’t for her and she decided to go do some other rich kid thing like take a leap year or join a reality tv show or something.

[@withcindy]

ya.... she can just choose whatever she wants as if its a joke lol

[@Gladiva19]

I believe the word for this is envy, Contrapoints did a very detailed video about the exact feeling you're describing!

[@Sharpe1502]

@@Gladiva19 Yeah, I am well aware that I’m envious. It also comes from the fact that I’m insecure in my education. When I was in the peace corps, week 1 someone was like, “Where did you study? Because I studied at the top linguistic school in the country.” Meanwhile I’m a community/state college grad. I’m also terrified to go to graduate school because I don’t know how I’ll survive if I can’t work. So yeah, it’s hard for me to watch things or hear about people who don’t need to worry about school or their future. It’s not escapism for me. It makes me sad. So yeah, I’m envious. What of it?

[@ehren2557]

this movie scarred me to the point that I’ll never be able to look at 25 year old 17 year olds without getting ptsd

[@withcindy]

understandable

[@absolutelynotellen]

LMAO SAME

[@iciajay6891]

🎶Brooding 25 year old teenager! 🎵

[@justcallmeteacup4711]

@@iciajay6891 you beat me to it 😂

[@khalilurtrahman]

Your Hisoka pfp is not letting me take u seriously

[@ZyxiaYrah]

I actually like the idea of the main and her male bestfriend never being considered as romantic interests because not every male/female friendships has to end in romance. Doesn't change the fact that this is not a good movie tho lol

[@kalex270]

I’m certain that Cindy’s story about getting banned from go-kart racing is 1000x better than the Kissing Booth trilogy.

[@sian3674]

Imagine making the main character so unlikeable I'm cheering for their downfall.

[@withcindy]

several unlikable main characters too

[@samanthaleeman4109]

@@withcindy now that’s true talent

[@lilysiandaza4296]

Lol emily in paris

[@TobyIsAWoman]

Noah had a really positive arc over the 3 movies. He's the only character that was developed.

[@saturnitiez]

the monolopy scene really represented the whole movie: spoiled girl being inconvenienced by the most miniscule things possible and choosing to be salty.

[@kavya71954]

Noah got character development because he has Chloe by his side. Get you a friend like Chloe.

[@aurora.lis956]

alternative video title: cindy simping over rachel for twenty-eight minutes “straight”

[@withcindy]

:)

[@Adrianaaa49]

And Chloe

[@meg6381]

cindy mocking their facial expressions is the best part of this video.

[@withcindy]

their acting in general tbh

[@annoyedbyyourface]

Considering all the planning that goes into a flash mob, I would go *but* tell my bf to come along and we'll go out right after. It's one thing to disrupt BFF plans because they'll understand but it's another thing to disrupt a bunch of strangers' plan when they worked hard for weeks.

[@sasham7374]

Please ell was complaining how her friend got everything handed to him like she didn't get in Harvard without even knowing what the hell she was going to do there

[@shre1908]

they're making this so deep for no reason. i'd watch a 2 hour movie of rachel and chloe doing zumba in waiter outfits🤷🏾‍♀️

[@withcindy]

YESSSSS

[@Natasha_-kg4bm]

Me too!! Lol

[@natsuki4021]

When you said in the begining, "its just monopoly", I thought I was going to disagree because monoply is usually a very tense and stressful game that results in the death of many relationships. I cant believe the game didnt even start and the drama was over the gamepiece LMAO

[@withcindy]

EXACTLY LOL

[@CowgirlGoneJumper]

Small defense I think it’s cause her mom was always the dog and after she passed then it was El who always played it so there was significance. Tho her mom being dead feels like a ploy filler 💀