The Legend of Craig

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[@rikmcdik6662]

Okay that mullet and mustache combo on the cowboy is my goal.

[@noahhecker6672]

From a distance I thought the mullet dude was Kurtis Conner

[@cheesegur]

@@noahhecker6672 now I can't help but imagine Kurtis pole dancing _💩_

[@immurecreations]

craig is always chill on cut

[@FavineMoore]

Dude with the short shorts and boots is just living his best life, and I want that for myself. Also Craig is the best.

[@dustyjo1010]

Can’t believe ya’ll reacted to me! Craig was a super nice guy, we all had a great time hanging out🙌

[@groudonfanatic9146]

Craig is too savage and just does not care.

[@Lyndiloo]

A rigger gets paid by freelancing at BDSM events as part of the entertainment for the evening. If they're rigging for somebody on OnlyFans, they likely get a cut of the money earned from the photos or videos. Riggers will also be paid by photographers to tie people up for photoshoots. It is a service worth paying for, because you're paying for their expertise in regards to safety and aesthetics.

[@_hawk_sky_asmr_7891]

Thank you for this

[@khademinph3361]

These boys would be blown away by how easy it is to network in the kink community, whether it be rigging, domming/subbing, etc. kink is alive and well lol

[@nicklenuts]

Thought it said ze black

[@BreadGuy0]

Craig is the people's champion.

[@theblackvalkyrie69]

Craig: “You’re obviously attractive so you fit the bill for a lot of jobs in the ‘sex’ industry.” Producer: *“Like what, Craig?”* Craig: 👁👄👁 * starts sweating profusely*

[@deathkitten109]

Bikini baristas are a huge thing in drive through coffee stands in Washington and Oregon. I have no idea why it's so specific to that area.

[@homie814]

I ordered an iced coffee and they got confused when I said that's hot

[@wowamber5107]

Hi, pole dancer here, it's actually a sport and it's more like gymnastic then a dance. It's extremely hard on your body and professional pole dancers are ripped, I myself got abs after 5 months of dancing. It can be sexual, but it's way more focused on the technical part of it.

[@j.a.sinclair5932]

damn that's actually really cool,,, ive never really thought about the muscle needed for pole dancing lol

[@Spearhead401]

How much for a dance 🤑

[@wowamber5107]

@@Spearhead401 learn some respect

[@wowamber5107]

@@j.a.sinclair5932 yeah! I still remember my first class, the next day I couldn't move my body the pain in my abdomen was crazy.

[@Spearhead401]

@@wowamber5107 oh I wasn't being disrespectful :) but I do apologize that you took it as such. My question is still a legit one ill just word it different instead trying to be silly, how much is a pole dance? Be it someone asking to hire you, or just a straight up lesson, I just wanna know what kinda money can be made.

[@satina1169]

"I am not a sex workers.. I know it's very surprising" poor craig lol

[@Pichu1232]

*Sees Craig* "please dont be about mini ladd, please dont be about Mini ladd" *video starts* "Oh thank god"

[@chinghamburger2200]

That's exactly what I thought 😂

[@skittscoot1410]

Pole dancing actually originated in India a long ass time ago as a form of acrobatic entertainment. There are plenty of people who like to pole dance just for fun without being a stripper, so there are also several pole dance instructors.

[@wespapes2054]

When will Craig get his own Nintendo series?

[@randocalrissian7573]

Craig is on a whole other level than everyone else and its hilarious 🤣

[@joeysleister]

1:38 oh shit, what's Kurtis Conner doing on the cut?

[@datcajunlady]

Lmfao i was going to say the same thing 😂🤣😂🤣

[@bigmantings8131]

I love that their videos are getting better and netter in quality. They really deserve the appreciation.

[@almosttogether1776]

Okay the dude looks so much like Kurtis Conner. The clone and doppelganger program is proceeding quiet successfully in kurtis town then?. kurtis extra greeting really be working by helpings people be feeling extra beautiful and extra confident and extra " F it I am going to do me". I am a member of kurtis town and am extremely proud and happy resident

[@blackparademistress1]

It’s alternative universe Kurtis.

[@_Kuma_]

I thought of our mayor too lol

[@none-hi3ht]

There are a ton of bikini batistas in my area. My ex husband used to go see them all the time and lie about it. One time I opened his wallet to grab this debit card and I found 10 punch cards from all different stands that he was visiting regularly.

[@chem9773]

he's too thirsty

[@datcajunlady]

Id be upset if my husband wasn't taking me too. I am equally as thirsty 😂

[@youtubeuserdan4017]

Yikes it's almost like he's addicted.

[@plumbob109]

Coomer mode activated

[@rikmcdik6662]

Craig would make a great director. Very imaginative and blunt.

[@renzaldrinsumaculub7724]

Nice animation. Its a big improvement to the channel.

[@MoonshineBlack.]

Awww bless him. He thinks escorts aren’t prostitutes. Yea it’s a nice way to say sex worker.

[@T1MAGEDDON]

After selling those mp3 nuggets Craig took a sharp turn

[@bigpooper4156]

craig's been selling them nuggets for club money

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

Dank Pods?

[@skane5410]

Craig is the one you can’t let wonder off at parties.

[@fixy_onboard]

The Legend of Craig coming to Switch

[@Stormith]

The reason so many of them “used to be” sex workers is because sex work is hard, can be harrowing, and the majority of people who do it don’t do it for life or full time. It’s largely harmful to your physical and mental health, and one’s shelf life as a sex worker is often limited by your youth, health, energy, and ability to network. I was a sex worker for years, still profiting off of my past work, but I don’t have it in me to actively do it anymore. The sex worker community is unbearably chaotic, pedantic, preachy, cliquey, and has a strong under current of drug use. Sure, normalize sex workers, but that doesn’t make the job any less draining and degrading because the customers will always be scumbag freeloaders. And no, the bikini baristas are technically not sex workers. Legally they are not supposed to show any nudity. But they often do because they know it’s the only way to get the good tips, so they break the “rules” and become half-strippers. But at their baseline, no, bikini baristas are not sex workers.

[@acidsteve9837]

who wouldve thought having sex hundreds of times for money and without any emotions is bad for you.... hmmmmm how weird.....

[@delete---7593]

😑

[@delete---7593]

@@acidsteve9837 Yeah agree lol. 😑.

[@thuglifeinc4894]

@@acidsteve9837 Weird take. Any job has the potential to harm you physically or mentally. That extends to most things really.

[@acidsteve9837]

@@thuglifeinc4894 How is it a weird take? You're saying it doesnt matter what you do and no job is any more dangerous/taxing or bad for your mental and physical health than another? You realize how incredible wrong that is? Selling carrots on a farmers market and selling your body to hundreds of men is kinda different. Being a teacher and being a soldier and being homeless are also 3 VERY differnt levels of danger and possible mental trauma. So what was your point again?

[@baileybrian9560]

we have those Bikini Baristas in Washington state. They are just little drive through spots. I have never gone to one, but I have seen a few of them in cities around me.

[@none-hi3ht]

I live in Washington as well. There are a ton. I have been to one by mistake. And I couldn't look at the girl. I just looked forward the whole time. The coffee was terrible. My mom lived across the street from one for a while. I saw a lot of interesting things happen. My mom's neighbor had a pair of binoculars and he would watch them......

[@VidelleTV]

Cut is also filmed in Seattle, I haven't seen it a ton of places in the US at least

[@krazyworld6433]

Pole dancing has its own competitions and everything. Its actually really cool

[@acidsteve9837]

Sure, have you seen the audience at these competitions? :)

[@brandonday2764]

@@acidsteve9837 How many times is it now? you have it out for women so bad and it's lowkey disgusting. Seek help.

[@Iilbootymeat]

I like physically watching you guys react to stuff. Why'd you guys change that?

[@nolancho]

Ok guys just keep ignoring the amazing commentary potential that is RONALD MCFONDLED. That's cool.

[@stanislav6092]

About the thing with pole dancing and never stripping it's like dude, I've trained martial arts for 11 years and I never fought anyone. Noone have beat me up or anything, I never even hit anybody in my life. Yet I train to get good and be fit. Dance pole teacher doesn't have to be a striper

[@_The_Worst_]

We are Craig, and Craig is us...💯✔

[@sqeekydemon9569]

Is that Kurtis Conner?

[@sagerose6836]

I love your guy's content, always excited for the new video ♡

[@jillsandwich6808]

2:05 omg Kurtis Conner

[@vickfrankenstein]

Craig is a myth

[@PeachFlavoredKaiju]

Craig is just amazing

[@zombehnashun]

Lady: I model in lingerie. Craig: So are you nude or not? Damn Craig, you are the king of thirst.

[@zoinksxscooby]

Well now that there's no cameras deuces ✌🏻

[@nicholasroberts4768]

Best compliment of 2021 "I can totally picture you naked on a pole right now" lmao 🤣

[@a1toid]

pole dancing is good for exercise, that’s why you don’t need have experience being a stripper to pole dance

[@acidsteve9837]

you know what would probably be an even better exercise? Exercise...... Do some push ups and some situps and go for a run. No need to buy and install a pole and show off your jiggly bits to anyone who comes over. Im not saying its bad or wrong in any way!!!! Im just saying, stop lying to yourself and acting like there is absolutely no sexual component to it LOL

[@StevefromPR]

I have to agree, theres so many exercises to streghten your whole body but if you willingly want to pole dance, well thats because you want to dance on a pole like a stripper lol

[@brandonday2764]

@@acidsteve9837 bro really, its you AGAIN. Why do you have it out for women so bad? Be quiet. Give it a break

[@acidsteve9837]

@@brandonday2764 how do I have it out for women? I could be talking about anyone, man or woman. It's you again, making random statements that you can't back up.

[@brandonday2764]

@@acidsteve9837 I've seen 5 maybe 6 different comments with negative points all towards women. Not a single guy, all of the women's comments involve a sexual theme or a different perspective that most men just wouldn't think of, my self included. So yeah seems a little sexist dude, it's the way you word stuff and your mannerisms.

[@tigermaster5321]

I thought y'all were gonna say offender instead of worker at first It's bad but I think that would also be an interesting concept😂

[@Ivebeenbleak]

Yay the characters are back

[@kikiblair5132]

Your towns is bigger than mine. I also live in the Newer England.

[@Rob_IE]

Love you guys!

[@orlandhoes6856]

I’m not rich and old but I am sure damn lonely hahah yeah.

[@generalgrievous-]

If not a Craig, a Tyler.

[@cambalache9139]

What a funny video, love you guys

[@sofia524angel]

craig is on other cut videos, the plot thickens

[@tscott8586]

I came here just to tell you there’s a Nicolas Cage collection of films on Hulu ☺️

[@datcajunlady]

Brruuuuhhh i can't even open a mic when I play co op anything online. I feel that. 🤣

[@rileychapman6575]

Watch this get demonetized

[@dth7171]

I need a shirt with Craig’s picture

[@weasl9764]

Yay alienbacon

[@t0ttsmejellin954]

A movie reaction video for the MTV movie "jailbait"..

[@hahanice-jk1gt]

i saw the thumbnail and title and genuinely thought this was a video on miniladd

[@Crybaby-Media]

People pay for escorts then the escort decides how the night ends. Far as I know There are hiiigh end escorts

[@erinkinsella91]

Cmon I thought you guys were more cultured than this

[@shaielschmohe3484]

Goddamit craig...

[@LemmmonJuice]

they moved down the skilltree

[@lorimyers4783]

If you’re in a room and are told there are two female strippers and you have to guess who they are this is what to look for (in my experience): hair thrown up in pony tail or bun but you can tell it was curled or styled the night before, jogging pants, hoody, but have perfect nails (usually fake and really long and likely over the top with jewels and sparkles). They’re tired of always having to dress up (and down) and generally when they go out they just want to be comfortable. Of course thats not the same for everyone but I used to work near a club and would to interact with strippers outside of their working hours and I found this to be pretty common.

[@0m1ett]

I liked it more with the Facecams

[@JASPER916]

I'd pay for craig

[@Wilysmiles]

A lot of women use pole dancing for fitness, since it requires a lot of core strength, movement and several muscle groups (a lot like yoga). So, sometimes women with a fitness background in things like yoga will study pole dancing and then become instructors to teach fitness-geared pole dancing classes. There's a few different studios in my city. Now, I have never interviewed the instructors but since we only have one defunct strip club I suppose they could all former strippers who are out of a job. They all teach pole dancing with a focus on fitness though.

[@ourdemonknight7615]

Glad Kurtis Conner had a spot in the video

[@ohaiClemmy]

Craig😂💀💀💀💀

[@thelargeppgamer867]

Craig

[@roguishjeeves391]

SKIPPY 2.0 😂

[@jack24100able]

Okay but pole dancing didn't come from strip clubs it's the other way around lmaoool

[@Vonias]

Oh god Aaron's story of being brought to Hooters as a young lad sounds genuinely horrific. I've got second hand trauma just from imagining that. AHHHHHH

[@selenarivas436]

That was Aaron not Elvis

[@Vonias]

@@selenarivas436 Yep, had a moment.

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

and then saying that you can guess whos a stripper by how they dress, dissapointing.

[@leeg5481]

Apparently, bacon makes aliens duuumb. 😖

[@shyraseastar839]

I love my limbless strippers

[@TheGermanFabian]

really funny vid

[@_Kuma_]

AU Kurtis Conner over here

[@TheRyhsge]

Craig is best girl

[@borgar3822]

8:48 oh I'd let her tie a noose for me to hang on for sure

[@swaggerdagger8976]

No more face cams ?

[@therealanime]

All of this is just the most basic white dude response to this.

[@phenomenal_psych]

Yeet

[@jenh101]

Maybe current sex workers would be less likely to be in a video like this than ex sex workers. Just a thought

[@chimichangarz]

Hi

[@toobloo9994]

bruh

[@slashingkatie7872]

Look up Dragonlordfrodo. Neckbeards extreme

[@Milkjiest]

09:10 ...my Asian girlfriend having much lower voice than I do,,, bruh

[@amykernan7594]

Good Christ.

[@acidsteve9837]

HA , you wish

[@amykernan7594]

@@acidsteve9837 I wish nothing other than people finding their joy!

[@acidsteve9837]

@@amykernan7594 HA, you wish.

[@xalhf]

Laugh hard whit craig comments

[@maemeebee]

AHHHHHHH FUSBEIGNW ZICNWISIXNGOSO my dream came TRUE ♡♡♡

[@Ivebeenbleak]

..."how do u be a pole dancing instructor and never be a stripper?? 🤔" yeah pole dancing is its own thing guys. It was a form of dance before strippers started doing it lol. Edit: "I guess she must be really good at trying knots 🤔🤔🤔" so you never knew bondange was a thing? This video's wild guys lmao. "I guess it's hard to tell what anyone does based on their clothes" Yeah generally LOL

[@tannerhull697]

the comments are gonna be a shit show lmao

[@DeanOliver1964]

I mean absolutely no disrespect but you two are woefully naive to the ways of the world. :)

[@kadynmarkus2030]

Yo bionic let's play apex lol

[@delete---7593]

4:00 -. 😑.

[@donkeyeatf1sh348]

first?

[@deathkitten109]

~no one cares~

[@YourWeirdAunt]

Ick

[@Medeinathetrashcan334]

i was fine with the video untiil yall started blabbing that pole dancing came from stripping, like you would guess grown men would know that thats simply not true.