The Official Podcast Episode

[@YoshisVinyl]

Jackson looks so different after being in the uk. His skin is glowing red and hes hardly moving

[@drsipp407]

You know what you’re right. I noticed he he also keeps referring to everyone as “smoothskin”

[@pempotfoy6206]

He's shrimping

[@deegnuts]

I can't believe I laughed at this

[@patrickryan7829]

It's a deep fake

[@ZLTAH]

The uk does have a shit ozone layer so you’re technically memely right

[@kyleandrei4851]

"When you go to the aquarium, fish are always swimming" Andrew 2023

[@WhosAmbit]

i was NOT expecting him to drop such a hard line

[@jakedill1304]

How come that one isn't swimming! It it's just floating.. sideways to the surface

[@Ringocos]

kaya whispering at the end of the podcast was so funny

[@indianchad]

gave me chills

[@CrickBritt]

Wow he doesn't typically partake In humor

[@uncannyvalley3190]

@@CrickBritt When I read stuff like what you just said I really wanna post the ironic skeleton meme where it just says "Newsflash liber*l, it's called dark humor"

[@CrickBritt]

@@uncannyvalley3190 huh weird, didn't know I was a liberal. You people love to put labels on sh** 😂👌

[@uncannyvalley3190]

@@CrickBritt I didn't say that at all. It just reminds me of the meme and I think it would be funny. Also "you people"? Get lost bruh it wasn't that deep lmao

[@PormithipicusProductions]

For the Orcas fighting back bit regarding other animals, the Emu war actually caused them to stop congregating in massive groups for a time, as it decreased the likely hood of being shot

[@TheGoodCrusader]

Mexico city is literally built on top of the capital of an ancient civilization

[@uncannyvalley3190]

So that's why Mexico City is now in a valley? It all makes sense now

[@thatguy6919]

⁠@@uncannyvalley3190it was originally Tenochtitlan, one of two metropolis’ built on Lake Texcoco. It was sustained by floating gardens and was founded on the site of a prophecy which is pictured on the Mexican Flag

[@ianquinn105]

OP Boys: yah coming home is nice Kaya: Seeing your own toilet

[@soap9277]

To be fair, I'd rather shit in the safety of my home where I know that the toilet is clean, than sitting out in the wider word where people with piss-poor aim (pun unintended) are showering the toilet seat and leaving it for others to clean. I guess that argument doesn't really apply to hotels or air bnb's, I'd assume they keep their bathrooms clean.

[@phantompop3192]

Rare Kaya based take tho tbh

[@mcoupe69]

I have big fart

[@Vigilante80085]

Hey man taking a shit in the comfort of your own home is unbeatable

[@CrickBritt]

I hate kaya

[@toddchavez8274]

Man when Jackson digs himself in like that I feel like I’m watching the office all over again lol. Stay golden, Jackson

[@seatvelt]

“Attacking boats is the first step to understanding boats” . Though they remain a mystery I persevere and though my punches may not pierce any hull I will punch through the metaphorical hull of my ignorance.

[@theinexplicablerage1730]

Ive been to deer farms with my wife, and it is such a joy to feed the animals and have hands on experience. I also think kids have too much freedom to mess with animals at zoos or aquariums. Some adults too.

[@maxventunosei5017]

Agreed. Sanctuaries and rescues (that don't allow people and are JUST for the animals) are the best

[@georgec9384]

@@maxventunosei5017disagree I wanna play with the animals

[@Tefezilla]

​@@georgec9384why not play with big cat without protection

[@cd9437]

“The fish are always swimming, and you can watch them for hours” - Andrew with some deep shit

[@potatoenesss]

Love these podcasts! They make for nice company while I bake or play games ^^

[@Joooonasty]

Very wholesome comment 👍👍

[@armorykittington]

What's in the oven?

[@joserios4409]

​@@armorykittingtonpotatoee

[@armorykittington]

@@joserios4409 boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew

[@CrickBritt]

Not kaya tho

[@InfernalBleeding1]

Andrew needing to be entertained at the zoo is so funny to me, like oh these animals that dont exist on this entire continent? "Okay are they doing flips though?"

[@cyberklashnikov3062]

To be fair if those animals could backflip and like do half pipes on a skateboard I would be there every day

[@maineman5757]

If Andrew went to the Miami Zoo then I agree with his it was boring af and big af with little to actually see.

[@linkholder]

​@@cyberklashnikov3062dinos could

[@von_Farr]

34:20 Taking inspiration from Coruscant I see. The force is strong with Jackson.

[@Wicked061]

Really wish you would do longer episodes

[@adeldell8275]

great take, Andrew, everyone laughs at cataclysms, and catastrophes lmao. Remember Syria and Turkey, people were making a mockery of it left and right.

[@sophiaisabelle01]

Charlie’s insights have always been the best. They really go into detail with all this.

[@leightonrud66]

Not really, he's had plenty of shit takes, Harry potter one recently was weird how defensive he got over fiction

[@polishxaviour4162]

An ML player that knows the word insight? Never would've thought I live to see the day

[@derpstick5467]

@leightonrud66 Kaya also has a lot of shit takes, fucking biggest cynic on there.

[@dorian4191]

​@@leightonrud66I actually agree with his HP take. I'm not a HP fan really but I would rather they show a character died than go *oh yeah there's this guy and he's dead now, here's his body"unless it's some nameless side character

[@leightonrud66]

If they show every death on screen it just becomes more of the same, dont mind it being mixed up. We do see on screen deaths in most movies today. If one dies off screen it does in cases make it more impactful. The characters might have internal conflict thinking could they have saved them? Why wasn't I there? Or even think they're useless. Other than that he has plenty of other bad takes if you watched every pod episode. Jut like how he openly gives Jackson shit for liking bad games or movies when he himself plays bad games intentionally like he's quirky. The hassle jackson gets is extremely annoying at times like Andrew and Charlie cannot comprehend that people CAN enjoy something they don't and will give Jackson shit for it. Kaya is 50/50 sometimes he'll say something accurate and others he'll get it so wrong its hilarious

[@oliverbao8072]

Thanks for the podcast, really great to listen to people talking while doing schoolwork

[@asmodahlia]

I was watching the SpongeBob AI the other day and in one of the scenarios, Patrick found a Logitech controller on the sea floor 😂

[@thavrisco1632]

💀 The content never ends.

[@Cybersawz]

What are you like 6? 😂

[@asmodahlia]

@@Cybersawz nah, just autistic lmao

[@FizzyCape]

@@Cybersawzyou realize some people have kids, right?

[@leightonrud66]

Or people are easily amused

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

Wonder how they'd react to my take about the submarine. I feel bad for everyone who died except the CEO who ignored safety complaints from staff, even going so far as to fire those who brought it up. Man was literally hoist with his own petard.

[@thomasobrien4829]

damn what a great video! i haven't even watched it yet

[@namantherockstar]

PENGUINZ0 inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@anthonypena336]

​@@namantherockstarnah, work hard and get it yourself

[@armorykittington]

@@namantherockstar Begging or having a stroke?

[@cameronb7161]

​@@namantherockstarbot

[@Cybersawz]

@@namantherockstar Autotune sucks, dude.

[@anonony9081]

The navy heard a sound but they couldn't say conclusively whether or not it was the sub until they found out the location of the accident

[@dabbopabblo]

Why does Kaya look so wildly different in this than normal?

[@PrinceFloof]

Cuz he pulls of that hairstyle, that's why

[@CrickBritt]

He's trying too hard

[@mvmusic8467]

He changed his hairstyle, somehow the steel wool look somehow works for him.

[@arsena5209]

definitely because of his hair, he looks better now I'd say

[@zacharyconfer1828]

Billionaires are easy to feel less bad about, sure, but the rhetoric I heard mostly was people saying that the tour was akin to tampering with a gravesite, which is amoral. They were claimed by the spirits. The billionaire argument is more like, it was a million dollars that could theoretically save hundreds or thousands of lives spent on an obscure joyride to an already well-documented area. It was wasteful and ostentatious, and it wasn't even that cool. I do feel bad for the 19 year old. Apparently he didn't really want to go, but agreed to hoping to bond with his dad, or something along those lines. Sad.

[@WayneTheSeine]

Agree fully.

[@bigtyg21]

yeah he was cutting life saving measures on a vehicle meant to go into the most hostile environment on the planet. usually like this podcast but simplifying it down to they're happy they died just because they were rich is dishonest at best

[@PrinceFloof]

Yea, I really only felt bad for the 19 year old, it always sucks dying young, didn't even deserve it

[@brandon9172]

Its not that people are happy about it but more so that they simply don't feel bad for them. Its apathy not hatred. They made the choice to spend hundreds of thousands of dollar , an amount that excedes most peoples LIFE savings, all so they could go on an extremely risky expedition. They ignored every single safety issue. Did they even take the time to read the papers they signed that made it clear how unsafe it was? Another thing that makes it even worse though.. A few days before they went on that expedition 500 people drowned off the coast of Greece. Hundreds of refugees/migrants who simply wanted a better life for themselves and their families died. Where was all the coverage of that? I guess a hundred children dying doesn't make as much of a spectacle

[@almostrevan8230]

to add did anyone here about the boat of refugees who were left to die after putting out a distress signal because nobody wanted to take them on? an overcrowded boat of desperate people died for no reason because they are seen as less than human. So 4 billionaires dying to their own idiocy overshadowing the messed up shit happening to regular people piss me off

[@WingafiedOtter-cw7ov]

29:19 I love how charlie just has a comically large cup and takes a comically large gulp of it

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The world's largest video game collection is owned by a man in Texas and contains over 20,000 games.

[@mardybum4309]

Physicals or ROMs?

[@Artobacco]

@@mardybum4309I’d guess physical since it’s a collection. And I think I’ve heard of this he has a whole shelf

[@yogismokes1628]

@@mardybum4309I believe it would have to be physical. Just because anybody could collect 20,000 Roms

[@theblenderinyourkitchen2]

I wish that was me

[@SrNibb]

Why are you exposing me

[@brolicanklesanonymous]

It's fun to visit other locations, and it also helps you appreciate the things you have at home.

[@almost2serious]

The question is who did it better: Elemental or Fireboy & Watergirl?

[@soap9277]

Is that even a competition? Fireboy & Watergirl, obviously. Nothing beats the classic cooperative experience brought to you by Coolmathgames.

[@linkholder]

​@@soap9277the shut down of Adobe Flash did though

[@DylanHolland-zv4rp]

So awesome to watch your videos change through the years always have been one of my favorite streamers

[@FurryStruggles]

2. While animals are hibernating, bears do not urinate. Their bodies convert waste into protein

[@TheCreepypastaGamer64]

The roasting of the Blobfish at 17:00 is my favorite thing in any podcast ever

[@jamesm2078]

I personally liked Elemental, but it’s truly sad that it’s a massive bomb and the marketing is beyond embarrassing. It’s also pretty funny the people clowning the Secret Invasion intro.

[@zac-1]

@@MamadNobari why? Marvel movies are still coming out and making hundreds of millions of dollars lmao

[@David-qj1mr]

I know he didn't watch it but that was the only frustrating part about this episode. Racism was like the B plot and the kiss scene isn't even the climax of the movie :P main plot being coming to terms with your own dreams vs the responsibilities and obligations to your family as an immigrant. The whole 'your parents dreams don't have to be your dreams' sort of thing.

[@EzElBozo]

Listening to kaya's description of the zoo made me so jealous

[@Lasikisal]

One of his only redeeming qualities is he loves animals

[@CrickBritt]

@@Lasikisal I don't think that makes him redeemed. Everyone loves animals, some people love them too much

[@Lasikisal]

@@CrickBritt he doesn't need redemption, he's just an asshole not a murderer.

[@yuhaye5296]

@@CrickBrittthat’s not true everyone does not love animals lmao😂

[@CrickBritt]

@@yuhaye5296 Uwu cry, generally most people like animals. Better?

[@RadicalEdward_115]

jackson being back home and still not using his webcam is the cherry on top lol edit: fun fact, it is actually really hard to send something into a collision with the sun. its easier to escape the suns sphere of influence and leave our solar system (as we have already done before)

[@discobaby8965]

It’s THE official podcast

[@Rotteny]

its an immersive experience after all

[@glad5409]

LMFAOOOOO

[@twisted5576]

My weekly relief is here

[@brolicanklesanonymous]

Elementals is pretty good actually. Clod shows up and clod's all over the place, funniest thing I've seen in my entire life.

[@woowiebaybeh]

6:00 I don’t feel the argument is “I think they’re rich and they should die”. I feel it was more like “they’re rich and spent this money on something stupid that had a risk of death, so I don’t feel bad for that”.

[@drew.-]

Kaya "why am I getting pictures of plastic bottles" when he tried to google awkwafina lol

[@sidewayzclipz]

3/4 with cams on, making progress gentlemen

[@maninanikittycat4238]

To me Elemental didn't have a strong enough hook to make me go "OH HELL YEAH! I WANNA SEE THIS IN THEATERS!"

[@jurassicparkingplastic7258]

I lived in st.johns years ago and used to walk by the dock where they unloaded the wreckage. I bet lots of people on the hill were looking out their windows that day

[@LewisB3217]

The general line of thinking of why the USN didn’t tell people that it imploded was because they can’t verify how that info was retrieved, maybe it was from some sort of classified system etc

[@blahblehbloobleh]

this podcast is great and always has been 👍

[@NotCr1TiKaL]

The intro song was fire🔥🔥

[@QuiteLunacy]

Did you guys know that animals sleep at the Zoo?! Let's bring that up 32 times.

[@joshsmith4982]

Thank you Andrew

[@the.written.off.generation]

22:20 KAYA WAS UNHINGED

[@tfkdandsvkc]

PenguinzO is the king of KZbin commentary

[@wolfados8854]

I like your videos. You definitely gotta share it with more people

[@NekokunPlays]

So we just aren't gonna talk about the fact that the controller was WIRELESS?

[@violinsinthevoid4579]

Well golly!!

[@richie404]

The intro will always go Hard! It fits Charile's look of an Amazing Chad.

[@ZaNeCuDdEr]

theres a meme where in any sad event whether its shooting or the ship the fbi,cia navy etc ALWAYS KNOW IMMIDIATLEY and then say it when its too late😂

[@arsena5209]

there was no "too late" when it comes to the Titan submersible though, it was known since the start that if they're stuck somewhere in the deep sea there's no getting them out of there even if they found exactly where they were, it was only a matter of time before they'd die there

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

"What's on the Moon?" Platinum. Lots of Platinum.

[@Creepin_Jesus]

24:58 "Listen, if you wann join an expidition to the bottom of the sea or play video games in the military" SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[@Jayyak47]

You stopped updating the offical podcast videos in the podcast section of your KZbin account

[@samir288]

this was such a good episode

[@namantherockstar]

PENGUINZ0 inspires me.. My parents said if i get 35K followers They'd buy me a professional camera for recording..begging u guys , literally Begging...

[@timo-2046]

Sure was, nice to know someone else who also watch an hour video in one minute.

[@salomtau5796]

Bro videos hasn’t even been out for 5 minutes

[@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep]

Definitely, the start and end of that intro was sublime

[@cublub5910]

​@@timo-2046they could've watched it early on patreon

[@shiganaki]

Kaya is dashing as ever this episode

[@mcoupe69]

Kaya kidnapped my step frother and assaulted him in a love hotel then burned all my pets in a chamber pot 😔

[@Notvelpt]

Kaya’s only fan

[@gunkcancerr]

@@mcoupe69atleast it happened to you, lucky 😿

[@gunkcancerr]

@@Notvelpt #2

[@uncannyvalley3190]

@@Notvelpt Kaya has many fans. He's my favorite on the podcast

[@gunkcancerr]

that twomad moment made me stop and cackle now

[@asmodahlia]

Can confirm Mint mobile is best. No issues at all since I started using them a few years back, plus I got a cool temporary tattoo in the mail for Christmas!

[@wheredaboof6492]

Mid mobile

[@TheGreatestJediOfAllTime]

@@wheredaboof6492Boo!

[@mrdavies09]

With regards to the fish problem/paving the ocean, I'm surprised Andrew didn't suggest putting all the fish in aquariums.

[@senwest1995]

four gentlemen, who are not scientists, debate science

[@sneedler8661]

There was actually a whale during the late Roman era when Byzantium ruled the Mediterranean seas that would constantly sink ships and fuck with the romans. For years this happened until it was washed ashore and killed. RIP Porphyrios 🙏 🪦

[@Soma_109]

Just went down the Porphyrios rabbit hole. Really interesting thank you

[@capnkate4505]

Omg Kaya’s last words. Too hilarious

[@jasonyang5296]

Love kaias last words in this podcast

[@CrickBritt]

No

[@superslugg0]

This is the Podcast Of All Time

[@bwoods311]

I completely agree with Andrew on aquariums. I could watch that shit all day.

[@JackieChannibal]

1:07:07 aw Kaya sounded sad when Jackson said he's gotta go

[@lirich0]

Someone should keep track of the times each member of the podcast has had their camera off and make a leaderboard

[@UkeraGames]

Nah, went and watched elementals with my 2yo son since he was interested in it. Its a good movie, nice, wholesome, and good visuals. Love when people see the masses say something is bad and then parrots it without seeing it.

[@doffle6106]

Cool episode kaya cam is alway nice

[@CrickBritt]

Kaya is yucky

[@thebigjuicethesip]

I love kayas extra few seconds at the end

[@CrickBritt]

I hate kaya

[@thebigjuicethesip]

@@CrickBritt not sure why you're telling me

[@CrickBritt]

@@thebigjuicethesip because I can

[@dailydoseofdogge3899]

I live in Jacksonville and this is the first time I have heard of that story. This city is crazy I been here my whole life it really sucks. Just a lot of killing and other crazy shit going on

[@thr333stars]

Limp Bizkit homeland, hell yeah

[@dailydoseofdogge3899]

@@thr333stars besides that coolness everything else is just another wild concrete jungle

[@kalebtaddesse8445]

Good episode

[@iceman4169]

Great 👍🏻 video nice 👍🏻 hype!!!!!!!!!!!

[@princeace5062]

ONLY UP HAS A NEW RECORD OF 42 SECONDS🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@cattibingo]

We really should take the ocean and push it somewhere else

[@Necio7861]

was this the first time they just forgot to do the synced up clap at the beginning?

[@frayzard]

First episode in a while where kaya wasn't insufferable

[@hectichive889]

Man, it really feels like they purposefully misunderstand every point of Jackson’s and then shit on him every podcast to make him feel stupid.

[@DA-cl4ww]

The window was rated for about 1/3 the depth that they were gonna take it down to. It was basically suicide.

[@minussoup9183]

Environmentally it’s always a huge W when a rich person bites the dust. They have a very large carbon footprint.

[@failedabortion1894]

You are an actual bot.

[@t.d.writer1589]

34:18 literally archaology is just finding cities buried under other cities, especially in the Middle East's ancient sites. This is something humans just natually do, finding good locations and building on top of what used yo be there. Bagdagd is practically built on Selucia which is built on Babylon.

[@Jaylan.M]

Andrew is so good at being wrong. Like I enjoy the podcast alot but he has so many bad takes throughout the episodes

[@imlostinwalmart4042]

Not only that but the sunglasses indoors allll the time is hilarious. And this Could just be me but I also feel like he’s a bit condescending to Jackson in particular

[@PawlysBartys]

Andrew and Kaya both seem to revel in having objectively wrong opinions most of the time.

[@LukasParker5]

@@PawlysBartysthink about what you just said homie. Wrong opinions… how the hell can an opinion be wrong 😭

[@chrismedz9741]

3/4 cameras WE’LL TAKE THAT TO THE BANK BABY WOOOOO

[@isaacbradford6791]

Nah seeing the titanic would be majestic

[@thatguy6919]

To build on the lunacy of the ocean bridge, you could use high speed mag rails to get across the Pacific Ocean in hours rather than days on a boat or burning fuel. Not sure how much that would help the environment but it would be way cheaper id think, once you build the absurdly costly infrastructure.

[@xxsayabetoxx]

haha didn't expect to hear about Noel Brown. I've played against that guy, he really seems to be battling some demons. Best of luck to him

[@jumbledor6617]

Anyone remember the episode where they talked about robot waiters?

[@branestron9521]

No bro but tell me when you find out

[@DiazHill]

Guys you know the podcast number when they talked about Andrew blaze aka Randy stair i cant find It and It was really interesting

[@anonony9081]

The tartaria conspiracy doesn't say we took them over, it says that a giant mud flood destroyed them, hence the buildings being under ground level. The theory says that the mud flood covered most of their cities and we rebuilt using the surviving structures.

[@gvairsoft5994]

It’s a really dumb conspiracy. The majority of evidence can be easily explained by anyone with a decent knowledge of history. Tartaria believers often cite medieval European maps that label the majority of Asia as “Tartary,” without understanding the simple fact that Europeans didn’t have a detailed knowledge of the cultures and civilizations of Asia. Rather they just understood that the majority of Asia was ruled by the Mongols, who they called Tartars, hence why most of Asia was considered Tartary. The Kings and Generals channel has a really good video on breaking down the conspiracy

[@jaredc4830]

I didn't see anyone mention it, so. Fish can be harmed even killed by people tapping on the glass in an aquarium. Quote "a good portion of deaths in public aquariums can be traced back to repeated tapping on the glass"

[@jeremybrimmer1990]

37:29 haha 😄 😆 right it's like when Your kids want ice cream for dinner and you've had it with them (they're kids) and so you don't fight them and just let them eat ice cream and get a tummy ache, and the next day you make fun of them for having diarrhea.

[@DR.TheLaw]

Jackson is just excited to use his toilet with no clothes and not get laughed at by his family.

[@mikehorb9485]

If the earth was the size of a tennis ball and you held it in your hand, it’d be the smoothest thing ever created. It’s only sketchy because water is goofy at depth. That’s all.

[@icewallowcome4552]

Okay Kaya

[@benjicorn7873]

thumbs up dude👍

[@AvidHerpetologist]

Hey man, offer still stands if ya'll want a walk-around of the Tampa zoo! Would love to give ya'll a guided tour on my own time if you enjoy that kind of stuff.

[@thatguy6919]

Sacramento, Rome, London, and Mexico City were also built on top of older cities