The one woman actually trying to give away free cruises

[@julienolke]

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[@neontd]

Ok

[@Runix1]

4 days ago I take it the algorythm did its magic?

[@Funky_junkyard]

Ok

[@zemoxian]

I like the sketch but I’m confused. Is it a free cruise or is it a scam? She just might not be in on it. Maybe, she should look into that? Or whoever the interviewer is, if they’re a reporter or documentarian could do some digging. I think I might be interested in a sequel. Though this was pre-Covid. Things are a bit different now. “When she said maybe they’re afraid of the...,” the first word that popped into my head was “virus.” I think even scammers would have changed tactics by now. Cruising would be pretty risky now a days.

[@idosketch1969]

i sense a disturbance in the force

[@Brained05]

Somewhere out there is an African prince offering an amazing deal to whoever will help him move some money and wondering why he can't find anyone to help him.

[@nicolaim4275]

Well if you watch the second video in the series you might just find out.

[@streetfutsalking4814]

Was this that ted talk😂

[@betsynardini9016]

Have you seen the episode of Community where this is the plot?

[@waterspark8211]

thee

[@mrfarina1474]

michael scott would help him

[@steamywalnut6300]

“They tainted the free cruise industry.” Ah yes my favorite of the industries

[@aspebb]

As long as we can still eat cereal I'm good.

[@yeetskeet202]

Yes

[@yummygummy2133]

Eat your cereal

[@frankie9202]

Eat your cereal

[@dylancooney2479]

Eat your cereal

[@TheWindsofWonder]

This woman is a SERIOUS actor. Her talent is jaw dropping.

[@Yetipfote]

She's so awesome! I rarely enjoy women as comedians. But she is a rare desert flower.

[@Metorks]

She'd be great on SNL.

[@James-nr9gm]

@@Metorks SNL uses little modern natural acting, and is in gaudy and slapstic. It's not inferior, it's just their brand (though I do find their reliance on sex jokes a little low tbh). Julie Nolke's brand is different. In the videos I've seen, her humor is much more about realistically playing out situations with imagined characters at a higher production value. I'd love to see her create and/or star in a show, but I think SNL wouldn't let her give what she has to offer.

[@escatofago]

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[@Camasf]

She does such a good job that if you haven't seen her do something else it's hard to tell if something is an act or not. Situations escalate past plausibility but by then you like the characters. This poor southern gal needs a hug for the way they treat her. Kind of makes me feel bad for the real call center folks I've been pissy to.

[@nevar108]

This was glorious. From an innocent beginning of ignorance, to the cold hard light of dawn with your realization... you conveyed it perfectly. You deserve an Emmy!

[@julienolke]

❤️❤️ thank you!

[@illestvillain1971]

@@julienolke You don't deserve an Emmy. Emmy deserves a Julie

[@escatofago]

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[@Lumegrin]

@@illestvillain1971 haha heartfelt joke

[@purvi110]

@@illestvillain1971 had us in the first half not gon lie

[@sianspherica]

LOL the southern accent is the best part of this. As a fellow Torontonian that is a DAMNED good southern accent.

[@mikesands4681]

Sianspheric Toronto, wouldn’t a southern accent be from Ohio?

[@AbigailPoirier]

I'd listen to telemarketers longer if they had southern accents...

[@brookegillespie6486]

@@mikesands4681 Nope, Ohio isn't the south its more Northeast/Midwest. And as fellow southerner, it's quite interesting how huge the south is and how many dialects/accents we have! :)

[@mikesands4681]

Well south or Toronto . Like how many nnesota thinks of Iowa as, The South :)

[@kris6682]

What does a Toronto Ian know about a southern accent lmao

[@handsome_man69]

she's gonna have even tougher time selling cruises in this time we are living in .

[@Manachtron]

Yeah, watch her second vid with this character. Worth it!

[@theapelau1842]

thanks for the obvious wow so unexpected

[@albertsang5428]

Nah, suddenly when corona came people have the urge to start traveling

[@cristian44137]

Donating*

[@NeedaNewAlias]

Swimming death traps

[@nightflyer3175]

"They've tainted the free cruise industry." OMG! Hilarious!!!

[@GTJayGaming]

ikr

[@hex720d7]

Plot twist: She's working for a scam company and she didn't know.

[@seymoresmithh8908]

That's actually the plot. Plot twist: She's working for a legit charity company trying to give away real cruises.

[@TheSassi14]

If she worked for a scam company she should report it to the police. If she worked for a real charity, she should give out cruises on the street and in person. That is more trustworthy. (I know both is not real, I'm just playing along)

[@Guztav1337]

There have been cases for that actually happening.

[@escatofago]

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[@ideka1255]

That’s the plot

[@TheMiniJunkie]

Pardon my language but...heck. Lol! This one was great.

[@sohyangworld1544]

Bruh, their are children here. Chill.

[@vincentkok4391]

@@sohyangworld1544 lmaoooo

[@constantTVstatic]

LANGUAGE! NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS, MINIJUNKIE

[@not_elie6116]

LANGUAGE!!

[@desbugfan8429]

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children??

[@uvbe]

"Pardon my language but... heck"

[@Raison_d-etre]

@Harrison Crawford More like an obsequious attempt at avoiding a curse.

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

She probably works for a scammer that didn't let her in on the money, so she thinks she's actually doing an honest job and doesn't budge under pressure

[@elliemay1748]

Parody...

[@am-I-an-ai]

Ellie, telemarketing is NO JOKE to Mo-hammad

[@nicolelollipops8268]

I took a job like this before nursing school and omg never -again !

[@iwatchytwhenimbored1636]

Nicole Lollipops i’m so sorry🥺 so glad you stopped

[@mo-hammadabunaser1367]

@@elliemay1748 what parody?

[@honeymoon7259]

“ Pardon my language, heck “ I LOST it there

[@virginiacastilhos3992]

I think it's like a technological problem 😂

[@naraimonjapanese1929]

I love how she tries to talk in a different accent on the phone but her southern accent comes out when she gets baffled or upset. Superb acting.

[@Leo-jd4ps]

this is hilarious 😂😂😂 "This is not a scam.." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrraamsridhar]

I teared up at her innocence and optimism

[@alekbartech870]

You definitely found your niche. Keep em coming Julie! thank you so much for making us laugh every single video like this you put out there! 😘

[@julienolke]

💃❤️💃❤️

[@HugoDeFainia]

As someone born and raised in the south, that accent was spot on perfect. Julie really should be a world famous actress or at least on SNL.

[@waldoman7]

As someone born and raised in the south it was...good enough that at least we knew she gave the effort that most don't, but it was clearly fake from the start.

[@zarlus8]

@@waldoman7 She sounded just like my aunt, so it's not as fake as you may think.

[@JamesonHuddle]

Not SNL please

[@jackfrost8412]

I know it's a skit, but she is so good, I sincerely felt sorry for her. That's how good of an actress she is.

[@kenthawley5990]

"I told you it wasn't a scam when you opened up the damn phone." Priceless!

[@mikeymg-6876]

“they’ve tainted the free cruise industry.”

[@bayernaa5985]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@emzirek]

Julie, would you go with me, on a free Cruise?

[@julienolke]

Absolutely!

[@randal_gibbons]

She's probably having even less luck now because of Corona.

[@jlammetje]

randal gibbons yep! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKuZfWeNqblnerM

[@bluesusername]

F

[@gabethyrubenstein7984]

or more luck depending on who she's calling

[@gauravthakur7699]

Oh no no! She's time traveling to her past to give spoilers now

[@alfiekennedy]

not gonna lie, this is making me feel really bad even though it’s not real

[@teardrop6392]

well tbh some good and honest people do get roped into scams and mlm companies.

[@dilyn7262]

“They’ve tainted the free cruise industry “

[@lauras5359]

Imagine actually thinking that you were giving away real free cruises. That is so sad

[@joanneconstantine6419]

Laura S lookup definition of parody

[@lauras5359]

@@joanneconstantine6419 I know she's just acting and it's a joke sheesh. I was just saying that it would be sad if someone (not her) actually thought they were giving away free cruises and not as a scam

[@elfro1237]

Joanne Constantine look up the definition of a joke.

[@rebeccajones9757]

You'd be surprised at how many people are employed by scammers and don't even realize it.

[@bayernaa5985]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RS-pk4mp]

"They tainted the free cruise industry." Today's equivalent of "I'm shocked, shocked, that there is gambling here." Julie is a gem. Canada, what have you been up to lately?

[@IsabellaDemarko]

This made me laugh on a bad day

[@ShankhanilGhosh]

Its great you had a good laugh on a bad day. I hope whatever made your day bad, didnt trouble you much!

[@Oliver-wv4bd]

Imagine if she rang a scammer giving away a 'free cruise' and tried to give them a free cruise.

[@TheLastAngryMan01]

The comedian Dave Gorman does an excellent bit on trolling a scammer.

[@daverhoden445]

I was expecting something like that.

[@bandabanderos]

Aggressive marketing. “Talk to you never” 😂😂

[@davidk7529]

“Pardon my language... heck...” Perfect Sheldon’s mom moment there :P

[@robb6823]

YOUR SOUTHERN ACCENT IS SPOT ON!! BRAVO! BRAVO!! GREETINGS FROM NORTH CAROLINA!

[@Nerf_Jeez]

This is so sad, I actually teared up here.. Poor free cruise lady 😫🙏 Damn your are such a great actress

[@normblack3464]

So now wait.... you mean.... I'm not going to Bermuda in October??? Well heck darn!!!

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

Her acting is so good my heart broke when she realized it was all a scam. This woman can ACT.

[@Pippemi]

I work for a company that does actually give away cruises on occasion as a reward for buying our travel products (we do cruises too), and we’ve had that problem in the past. You have to start up a normal conversation first and give context as to exactly what’s going on, who you are and why they won but some people don’t believe it until we post them the cruise tickets/info 😂

[@ferdytacomaboy3628]

I wish Julie would call me offering a free cruise.

[@prof_longbow3231]

“Pardon my language but heck”

[@zalambdalestes7394]

"Bye, Larry. Talk to you never." LOL

[@joefrog1996]

She calls her boss: People think this is a scam and hang up. Boss: Of course this is a scam! Find the people gullible enough to fall for it.

[@Bruce8331]

You threw on that Southern accent like it was a new outfit. You completely changed characters and it had me fooled. That's amazing

[@katbland9149]

dude!! you're too funny!! love this channel so much!! literally look forward to your uploads. I little laughter can go a long way!

[@julienolke]

Thank you so so much!

[@hoboonahelo5346]

“I know that, I was looking through the google” 😂

[@KarinaVee314]

I never thought I would watch a video like this, so original and so clever!!!!! I'm cracking up with my morning coffee

[@mrrandom4564]

“I think it’s people not taking vacations these days” Well now she’s right

[@danis.9595]

Now I kind of feel bad for hanging up so quickly. Haha.

[@clockworkkirlia7475]

This is the funniest take on this idea I've seen, and I'm actually invested in this character's story darn it! Please excuse my language...

[@skepticknowledge8457]

Free cruises are a scam? No! Can't be, I have my suit cases packed ready for that call. I like free.

[@maxinac]

I hate (love) how well you subtly put pain in your voice. That hint of desperation. It's so authentic sounding 😭😭😭

[@Luna-by8bo]

Her names Lillian James Lily and James we got ourselves a potter head people

[@mehranaryana936]

Yes yes and yes

[@Amyisontheinternet]

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@featherton3381]

And the last person she called and got into a fight with was Larry David. Also a curb your enthusiasm fan!

[@bplionel2]

Or... Lily James.

[@evantraffie3363]

or a Mamma Mia: Here We Go Again fan.

[@nadunlochana2956]

How is this normal, now many characters can she act out so PERFECTLY..it's almost scary good

[@rubenstemple6285]

"I'm lookin' through the Google!" - I can't stop laughing. Well done!

[@laurengrey5650]

When I was doing a pharmacy school rotation with an insurance company, I had to help call patients to see how certain meds were working for them and would offer to get the pharmacy to fill for them. EVERYONE though it was a scam 😂 I hated doing the calls because people would be so mean to me, when I really was trying to just help. The one that hurt the most was a pharmacist I called that yelled at me for it. I was like I’m a student pharmacist dude, don’t you know what I’m doing? Lol I feel for Lillian

[@johncitizen8253]

Well, this aged well. People don't even want to pay for a cruise nowadays.

[@ename588]

Why was I only now recommended this? Heck, this is a piece of art!

[@5gonza541]

“Pardon my language but heck” 😂 Brilliant

[@written_by_hank]

Why do I want to give her a hug????? Like seriously the acting is immaculate!!!!

[@BethanyKay]

This was just like the moment I found out my religion was a scam!! Love your accent in this one Julie! 💕

[@emiliana1767]

Oh no, what religion were you a part of?

[@sirlost94]

@@emiliana1767 any? 😂

[@emiliana1767]

@@sirlost94 lol true 😅

[@elijahjakobsen7898]

@@emiliana1767 Latter Day Saint movement (Mormon)

[@jacencade4019]

Every religion is a scam

[@emmam888]

“Bye Larry! Talk to you never!” I laughed so hard! 😂💀🤣

[@ljamesgets]

When your name is actually Lilian James and you feel personally attacked XD ahaha

[@oilegor_r]

“I would hardly even breathe” 😭😭😭 took me out!

[@hamishfernando7570]

The Southern accent is even more authentic than the people who actually live in those parts of the USA lol.

[@boeing-ys7wr]

The way she says it like a robot really gets me 😂

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

You need to do an updated pandemic version of this please!!!!!!

[@sashal1493]

The absolute talent you have is beyond undeniable at this point. You’re able to get the smallest ideas, and make them into masterpieces-

[@rubyh5384]

"I'm looking through the Google"

[@TarpeianRock]

This touching mixture of innocence, determination, perseverance under pressure and innocence gets to me.

[@amymcgraw771]

OMG!!!! This was great🤣🤣🤣Love the perspective 🤣🤣🤣

[@augustgirl]

I need to see her often. When a southern voice is being used, I am like glue. This was fabulous af. Thank you for the entertainment.

[@camerongray7767]

I read “free cruisers” so clicked immediately

[@TrustifierTubes]

You are amazing Julie, as an actor, as a writer... Your direction, the screenplay! You can PRODUCE! What a pleasure to see the art of shorts coming to life.

[@DonaBologna]

I did not think these things were real either until my husband and his mom took a trip to China for $1 each, no joke. Of course they spent thousands on excursions, food, and shopping once there. That's how they get you I guess. Who wants to fly all the way to China just to sit on a tour bus for 10 days? Lol

[@febu1815]

DonaBologna I know someone who did the same thing but didn’t buy anything, so they just got a trip for $1

[@DonaBologna]

@@febu1815 ha! It would be too hard for me to resist sight seeing and shopping after flying halfway around the world 😅

[@gccwang24]

I’ve been on a trip like this. They take you to tour a factory (jade, silk, etc) and at the end is the high pressure sales pitch. Most of the factories were state-owned so I’m sure the Chinese government funds some of this

[@NickRoman]

​@@gccwang24 , It's a communist country. People's business and the state are one. I guess that makes it more like a big corporation where the central government is upper management and at the same time, you can't opt out unless you emigrate to another country. We have many millions of such people here in America (and lots of other countries I guess).

[@Arkayjiya]

​@@NickRoman " It's a communist country. People's business and the state are one" No it's not a communist country. It's a state capitalist one. It just pretends it's communist for the good rep with their own population just like the west pretends there's a "free market" for the rep because capitalism is popular there.

[@kemianhenry5345]

I managed to hold in my laughter until "this is not a scam" first time I actually rolled on the floor laughing. You are a gem, Julie!

[@FailedAtNNN]

"Pardon my language but, Heck" I was dying xD

[@amansoni6520]

her acting is so good , i actually feel bad by just watching the video.

[@larissa.laisla]

"Pardon my language, but... Heck" hahahahahahaha

[@hereticsaint100]

This woman deserves an Academy award for this!

[@xrb]

Plot twist: she predicted the pandemic and was trying to infect everybody

[@cnr0118]

"You can bet im gonna take you off the list cuz I don't wanna talk to you either!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 okay but I actually feel so bad for this fictional character 😅 she just seems really sweet and clueless lmaoo

[@hyperdrivepics]

"Pardon my language, but...heck."

[@izzy-lh2rn]

Girl you're a great actress... I hope your talent gets the recognition it deserves

[@n16r3d0]

I feel you. Me and my two eccentric billionaire brothers once tried giving away some of our massive yachts, and people just kept hanging up.

[@Celatra]

@@mihai4815 what do people do with massive yacths beside taking a fuckton of space and wasting money? You can't maintain a yacht unless you're a millionare, and honestly, i'd rather just go on a public cruise ship. Can't even have yacths here because the water is not deep enough anywhere.

[@mikesands4681]

I feel very sad for you. Let me take those off your hands to help out.

[@reddae6910]

Her acting is truly stellar. Not only that, I’m from the Southeast USA and her accent, characterization is just sooo good. It’s hard to do, and I’ve not heard another actor “become” that specific type of southern American woman as authentically she does. Amazing. 👏🏻

[@hex720d7]

Plot twist: She's trying to get away from scamming people by doing these skit and "scripted" phone calls.

[@TheFriendlyIntrovert]

Am I the only one who's blown away by the accent ? That's really impressive !

[@labarbaroja]

And here I was just hanging up all the time.....next time I’m definitely going to give Lilly Anne James a chance. “I do not know you in that way” 😂🤣😂. Love it Julie!

[@nightmare_1337]

the random accent is killing me XD makes the whole thing so much more wholesome

[@jfr7160]

Julie, Julie!! LOVE IT! Hahaha! I’m a hanger upper too! Hahaha!

[@nedknowseverything]

"Tainted the free cruise industry" That was worth a subscribe!

[@am-I-an-ai]

Yknow this was a pretty funny Mitchell and Webb sketch 10 years ago

[@gymnastoman1]

“Pardon my language but, heck!”😂 I love Julie’s Southern accent

[@BuryBadBooks]

There are some good people in the world. And they just want to give you a free cruise.

[@patryder8923]

As always: Brilliant writing, superb acting. Got to get some sleep and continue binge-watching Julie Nolke tomorrow.

[@mayrelynjane374]

This is hilarious! I'm so glad i found your channel. 😭🎉

[@dennyculakovski959]

That was great acting! Very well done, one of my favs

[@daisyjones5559]

“When you opened the damn phone” 😅

[@Haleybluebarry7]

It's the "it's the first thing I said to you when you opened the damn phone" for me 😭😂😂

[@kalebbruwer]

I heard there are a lot of old people on cruises. I assumed it's because they already made their money, but now I know the real reason.

[@bluevalor491]

I feel so bad for her 😭 that acting is flawless ✨