The Order: 1886 Angry Review

[@BattleNonSense]

the 21:9 black bars are most likely there to reduce the rendering resolution and give a performance boost to maintain those _"cinematic"_ 30 FPS. :'D once again a great review Joe!

[@GameHound]

Yes

[@Strelcik]

Jokes on them, I have a 21:9 screen! :D

[@flyhighpizzapie]

Strelec Samo It'll always cut down your screen size regardless

[@LazureusFalcone]

Strelec Samo well, you'll "enjoy" the black sidebars as well then.

[@7nPz]

They said they could have done more.. So, I don't think it was for a performance boost.

[@VOIDSenseMusic]

How it should be: Gameplay > Story > Graphics How the developers think it should be: Graphics > Gameplay > Story What ends up happening: Marketing > Graphics > DLC >>>>>>>>>>> Gameplay

[@wilsonsilva2918]

Deroni76 what about the story?

[@VOIDSenseMusic]

Wilson Neto Fuck it.

[@wilsonsilva2918]

Deroni76 you done fucked it up

[@pypy1986820]

Wilson Neto They forgot that thing existed in the first place completely lol

[@TheInternetBully94]

I'm sorry but graphics are important. You're telling me you wouldn't be mad if the trailer had awesome graphics only to play the actual game and the graphics were shit?

[@rudedawg4207]

they should make a sequel about that lamp

[@WH250398]

+Rudy Castañeda The Good fugin' lamp 1886

[@carolprice1389]

There is this game on x box with amazing water effects but terrible gameplay.

[@TheJedi2426]

Agreed

[@ZION73082]

@@carolprice1389 It's call Sea of Thieves lol ;3

[@carolprice1389]

@@ZION73082 Thank you I hade no idea wear to look to find out what it's called so this is a hart felt thank you and I hope that you and your family and friends stay safe!!!And thank you!!!

[@V1NCYN1CAL]

Best example for: Graphics aren't everything... Goddammit this could have been so good ;_;

[@V1NCYN1CAL]

Oh... I wrote this before the end ^^" But I agree :D

[@Andrei-rp3dz]

No cos they'd have to spend too much, the graphics wouldn't have been as good, it would have been a compromise. So while people say if it had these graphics and the gameplay it would've been good, there was no way both could be implemented due to budget limitations and deadlines...

[@obiwanshinobi87]

thats a good fucking lamp though

[@razvancisma4154]

then wait more befroe relesing the game....

[@kyotheman69]

+Fire Lancer so false plus they had 5 years of development they could of easily still made it look good and made the game play fun and interesting, what they should of did first is made the game fun and interesting first then worked on visuals

[@Elazul2k]

This review was longer than the game itself.

[@DrSid42]

It's logical. It contains all gameplay in clips, and then some commentary from Joe.

[@blayonske1]

I don't believe so. He said it was a 6 hour game, while the video is about 25 minutes long. #YouG0trektm8

[@TheGamePhilter]

Damn, exactly what I was gonna post lmao

[@mike7933]

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[@Vindezz]

***** Was his name not an obvious give-away?

[@TearofGrace]

Developers: Ready at Dawn Consumers: Ready for Disappointment And it's a damn shame, because this game looked promising as all hell...I guess we'll just have to pray that the sequel has a little more to it than this.

[@vVAstrAVv]

just saw grumpys comment and checked your channel played a middle earth video heard you talk subbed lol also love your editing youre a notch above most lpers

[@samuelkiefer]

Damn it Tear, you here aswell? ;-;

[@WandererCayne]

TearofGrace oh no, before we get to that, they need to take us back with The Order: Table of Contents. Betcha our grandchildren will see the epilogue

[@MasterTaffer]

This game never looked promising, at all. I thought it was pretty self-evident from the QTE-drenched E3 demo and gameplay trailers that this game would turn out to be a dull Gears of War knock off.

[@JevousGaming]

I honestly hope there will actually BE a sequel.

[@kharnthecuddly3483]

The prequel: The Order 2: The Lamp 1857

[@LION0410]

Still THATS GUUD FUGGING LAMP!!

[@FirstLast-fr4hb]

The lamp is a lie.

[@zombiekogaming702]

LOL!

[@OmegaGamerist]

Dont Order 2: QTE

[@webslinger527]

so true but funny

[@mattk6343]

my god, the intro 0:00 - 0:48 is a masterpiece :D

[@alphachadgodturion7690]

right!!!!

[@alphachadgodturion7690]

+Arvin Nassiri feminist hate it

[@alphachadgodturion7690]

***** °L_°

[@danielrubio4862]

Their intros are always amazing haha

[@jozinek876]

It's so cute :3

[@primejackup2435]

You know what'd actually work? If this was a horror game. Taking place mainly in the streets of London at night or in dark buildings/mansions. Basically just having you go to these places to take out the werewolves, you know the Order's JOB. And making it a horror game could've excused it for being linear and short.

[@farldiemanie8775]

just go and fill out a job application for their studio

[@TheStarzed]

PrimeJackup24 IKR. The universe and atmosphere is so so great. I was hoping they would explore more of the creepy werewolf transformation kinda stuff.

[@ManOutofTime913]

Or if it was an investigative sort of game where you're putting together evidence from various incidents that occur on full moons in order to find the werewolves and murder them. That would have been interesting and it would have given you a reason to walk around and look at shit in the environment which they clearly wanted to show off.

[@Crosmando]

Have you played Nightmare Creatures? Similar setting and concept

[@SkyExplosion]

You're gonna like Vampyr then.

[@clonecam117thefilthycasual6]

Proof that good graphics do NOT equal good game.

[@dani_i8942]

+Mikayel Dobrovolski And Driveclub...

[@johanngaiusisinwingazuluah2116]

good game + good graphics = better game

[@kudiyyy]

+clonecam117 The Filthy Casual Do you even need proof? Of course it doesn't.

[@junker-f3m]

We needed proof?

[@junker-f3m]

***** Proof doesn't mean shit to them.

[@ImmaChiaotzu1]

I occasionally come back to this review just for Joe to say "Holy sheet, that's a good fooking lamp!"

[@masterofdisguise3374]

me too

[@BloodyBobJr]

I do the exact same thing.. always makes me chuckle

[@Shpoofy12]

When is that

[@KhayJayArt]

ImmaChiaotzu1 Joe is a man who appreciates great art.

[@Jolgeable]

And I go to Resident Evil 2 review to watch him saying "Dat shit look good!"

[@alexisdube4588]

Those five years they were probably working on the graphics

[@ancaro8771]

5 years of what? gta IV had only 3 years of production and is over 30 hours long and 1000x more complex and bigger. They just lie if they indeed said that or if you meant that... they say so to hype the game.

[@crisbernabe2866]

Fox Kids 2001 GTA has 5 times the budget and 3 times the developers.

[@Fresco272]

@@ancaro8771 But GTA doesn't have such lamps! Look at the lamp!

[@nickparka7981]

@@Fresco272 That's a good fooking lamp!

[@directentertainmentaplacef8630]

@@ancaro8771 It had 5, dumbass, and it already had the components and concepts from before. You don't have a CS degree, so keep your stupidity to yourself.

[@JimSterling]

Once again, we're of the same mind, old chap!

[@ChestOfDoom]

Jimmy :D

[@DragoonBB]

A wild Jim Sterling has appeared!

[@ShinOpaque]

Jim : T

[@chung2795]

Thank God for Jim

[@OphiucusIncendia]

HI JIM! :)

[@okbuddyy]

"Thats a good fucking lamp!"

[@kevray]

best fucking lamp ever dude

[@chasekurtz7352]

+Kevin Raygoza ign 10/10 would lamp again

[@snoop4470]

+Xion in all my years of video game playing i have never seen such a good fucking lamp!

[@gundamnmechas8518]

i love lamp

[@Matt_Underwood]

+H4ND I like this lamp, this is a nice fucking lamp.

[@SargonofAkkad]

Wow...that _is_ a nice lamp.

[@xXTUCXx1]

"This week in stupid" only redeeming feature of a AAA game is a nice lamp. That makes the £40 to £50 we would pay for it incredibly stupid :)

[@LetUsSeek]

Indeed, a very fine lamp. Oh..and it comes with a game too? How nice,

[@TetchyEquation]

Vidal The HeartLess "Preorder now at Gamestop, The Nice Lamp from 1886, comes with free game"

[@xXTUCXx1]

TetchyEquation Special edition version allows you to unlock an in game store, where for the price of £2.99 you can change the colour of the lamp shade

[@xXTUCXx1]

TetchyEquation IKR lol

[@Kryptix0III]

Just bought the game for $5 and finished it. Absolutely loved it. If there ever is a sequel (probably not since they were bought by FaceBook) hoping it's longer than six hours.

[@amirhb7531]

You got a good deal imagine buying this for 60

[@str8apem88]

@@amirhb7531 Even getting this game for free feels like a rip off.

[@t19890204]

They would have to pay me $60 to play it and I would still have to think about it.

[@KJ-je9pm]

I bought it day one $60 🥲

[@masseffectbozon]

this game is perfect proof that no matter how good a game looks and sounds its the GAME PLAY that really carries it through

[@user-zf3fc9tn5k]

Gameplay > Graphics.

[@ShotClanTxter]

Then how come you upgraded to next gen consoles if you dont give a fuck about graphics??? Hypocrites every

[@katekyohitmanivan]

ShotClanTxter Graphics =/= Next Gen

[@Chad123-g3d]

ShotClanTxter These guys don't even understand what next gen means

[@HetkiPieni]

It's so funny how the PS4 and Xbox one are still called "next gen" even though they are for consoles current gen

[@MathiasMueller1099]

Guys guys The Order: 1886 is on Netflix.

[@japan1909]

I don't even care on Netflix. Do not underestimate the last of us

[@ULTIMAELITE1900]

HelloGamerz 1992 the last of of us belongs in the rest of these turd movie games bin.

[@Saka1234100]

Better, it is on KZbin and it is free!!! XD

[@CloseTheVeil]

ULTIMAELITE1900 The Last of Us was the shit.

[@XSuperXDude]

ULTIMAELITE1900 The last of us was amazing. And this is coming from a Pc master race kind of guy.

[@CaesarReichSadler]

my friend believes in graphics over gameplay. going to fool him with this game

[@DragonHunter4261]

lol

[@WH250398]

+TheLohmanGames Lol you got him

[@autismisuncontrollable4925]

So, did he like it?

[@Kanzuki]

Did you fool him?

[@logical-functionsmodel9364]

Well? Well?

[@robin_queer]

And the winner of "Best Lamp" goes to: The Order 1886

[@buildawall5803]

Rdr2 has completion

[@TR1PLE_6]

The game looks stunning but £45 for a 6 hour game is fucking UNACCEPTABLE!

[@SanFran51]

The future of Next Gen Gaming! lol

[@KoeSeer]

yeah, I'd buy FF: Advent Children if I want to look a pretty graphics. And it's cheaper.

[@TheSPOREREX]

Its like £60 pounds in the UK while at least in the USA adjusted for inflation its £45. It seems Call Of Duty stands higher in quality compared to these Next Gen titles.

[@ngage74]

It looks like this game was only made to make console gamers feel better about their purchase, when half the game is cut scenes(movie) and a dvd player could make it look that good, even the gameplay seems to have cut scenes as backgrounds, like they are unchangable. Don't get me wrong the game does still look good, but they put more time into the graphics than anything else

[@jodiejohnson3990]

*cough call of duty cough*

[@apallo.11]

"Holy shit! Look at that fucking LAMP!" I smell a t shirt.

[@gigicaly]

yep that's a good looking fucking lamp :)

[@alexiz0013]

Nightingale007 OMG that's exactly what i was thinking! XD

[@b_l_a_c_k-l_i_t_e]

Alexiz001 you should feel bad for having her as your profile pic

[@alexiz0013]

VX Red Fox Ultima XV ok...why? i get that people don't like those three Final Fantasy games. And i'd definitely agree that it's FAR from the best. But i didn't hate it either, and I just happened to choose her as my first profile pic because i just wanted to. I'd be surprised if i didn't change it to something else someday lol it was kind of a "temporary profile pic cause i'm lazy right now and can't think of something better" XD

[@Bloodylaser]

Alexiz001 13 ain't the worst FF game it's Mystic Quest and All The Bravest, 13 is the most dissapointing

[@HeelvsBabyface]

Review longer than game.. kappa !!

[@ananthusarat]

Rekt

[@Squiggle8472]

Hey Az!

[@Ianf610]

Heeeeyy it's HeelvsBabyface! :D Grats on Mirmiron's head!

[@BlackAera]

HeelvsBabyface How does this shit even get any upvotes?!

[@MikeDoesRandomThings]

gg reported for quick game. not long enough to be enjoyed - but will honor anyway ... kappa

[@thedagestaniperm8272]

I wouldn't spend money on this game if the price was 18.86

[@Foxhound_MG]

ba dum tsss

[@PrimeParadiso]

BITCH!

[@RorytheRomulan]

Huh, y'know actually that would not be a bad deal.

[@webslinger527]

ha that funny and true

[@issa4767]

I just bought this game for 18.98

[@CptSkullface]

Perfect example that graphics does not matter when the gameplay is shit, always keep in mind gameplay over graphics.

[@Utanman90]

"Graphics are the icing on the cake. If the cake is made of shit, no ammount of butter-sugar-thing can change it into a spongecake or better"

[@CptSkullface]

TotallyNotTheAdmiralAhkbar well said bro

[@ph4nt0m67]

Frampt, is that you?

[@familydude-lq7ec]

TotallyNotTheAdmiralAhkbar You wouldnt scrape "icing" that was made of vomit off a cake and tell us it was okay. I agree with you for the most part. But that analogy wasn't so good.

[@17Haru17]

Original insight :/

[@maccas4268]

"Looks better than 90% of computer games I've played." That's because most pc titles (Not including shitty triple a cross platform titles) focus on story and gameplay elements rather than blowing their whole budget making an interactive movie that turns out to be a teaser.

[@jollysouwester56]

What if you like an interactive movie every now and again?

[@maccas4268]

Console Peasant Full priced, linear, console exclusive cover shooter, letterboxing, pointless walking and qtes. Interactive movie? Sure. Interactive bullshit? No thanks.

[@Vortiboy23]

Buy Homeworld Remastered. Better graphics, GAMEPLAY AND STORY THAN THE ORDER!

[@PaintyMainy]

Console Peasant Why not just watch movie then?

[@Mad77max77]

90% *

[@harryyang7928]

two reviews in a week... welcome back angry joe

[@harryyang7928]

***** Well, to my memory I haven't seen many reviews since around last September

[@TheDarkAngel969]

Harry Yu that was mostly because not very many games came out last year for the PS4 and Xbone

[@Dreadcaster]

Yeah he skipped a lot of good games to review like far cry, assassins creed unity, and a lot more! Glad to see he is back! Less interviews more reviews :P

[@стрелок-ч7р]

My thoughts exactly! Was pleasantly surprised to see this so close to the other review. Wonder if he'll keep it up.

[@TheAdditionalPylons]

that's what happens when you can start up a new game after lunch and beat it by dinner.

[@Igor19485]

Fuck this game had so much potential.. why did they fuck it up like this.

[@karnagefails333]

Igor19485 Dat profile pic doe.

[@antonyquigley5219]

Am i the only one, who since they were younger, start a game sat with a handgun, and then you find like a lovely SHotgun or AK or something, and you presume you're not gonna get much ammo, so you save the fucking gun the whole game and end up barely ever using it!

[@turkeyherder9456]

Same here.

[@LuisPhelipeCorvo]

Same here :v from Brasil

[@antonyquigley5219]

Insurrect ion great game right? there's so many dogshit copy paste games out there, so many fucking shooting games that all try to copy CoD. Evil within was actually good, brought me back to my Resident Evil and silent hill days, you?

[@antonyquigley5219]

Insurrect ion i tell you what, Silent Hill 1, shit, great, but shit, too hard, to spread out, you have no clue whwre to go, EVER. lol. Silent hill 2, same, you're just running around apartment blocks with hundreds of doors, too hard and too random. BUT, if you wanna play the BEST silent hill game, download or by Silent Hill 3. It's the bes in the series. Yeah Evil within was fantastic!!! did you see the videos of that Game Allison Road? My god it looked inCREDIBLE... but as with all good games.. cancelled, go check it out brother, let me know what you think

[@RonFortnite]

Me af

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

You want a qte game with wolves in it and a good story? Get wolf among us.

[@raresmacovei8382]

Even Tomb Raider 2013 has better wolves than this game, lol.

[@user-yi5mt2df5q]

Except the shitty ending.

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

+ Byron Dellas Which one tomb or wolf?

[@tarfielarchelone2674]

+ Byron Dellas Which one tomb or wolf?

[@AdderTude]

Byron Dellas If you're referring to The Wolf Among Us, it either a) might lead into a second season, or b) was supposed to lead into the graphic novels. After all, the game's set thirty years prior to the graphic novels and the return of The Adversary.

[@cheeseburgur817]

When will Bethesda and Valve save us from these God awful games with Fallout 4 and Half Life 3?

[@Edmund545]

A good question, I believe though the fact that there is little said about that atm is for the best, because that implies that they are really taking their time to make something good.

[@user-wd2ts3uc8x]

Cheeseburger 817 You know its a good game when they are not advertising the shit out of it.

[@cheeseburgur817]

I totally agree with you both, but I really hope we're right! Considering at the minute they're the only two games I'm genuinely optimistic about that I know about, that and a new Elder Scrolls, but we all know that won't be out for another few years.

[@NathanCassidy721]

Because they might bomb. Cannot speak for Fallout 4, but it's been so long since the last Half Life that nobody is hyped for it. It pretty much has to be balls amazing and frankly I don't think they have the talent. Even if it is Valve. I say we have a bigger chance of getting another "Duke Nukem: Forever" type of game, if anything.

[@UNOgard]

lets hope they don't debut with too many bugs where it ruins the experience.

[@ShadrackMeduson]

this game had a lot of potential, imagine a MIB style but with mythical creatures instead of aliens, in the 1800's. What kind of game that could have been

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Sounds great. Imagine you have to walk through the streets of London, gathering evidence, fighting mythical monsters, investigating murder scenes. And you have an airship what serve as a moving HQ so there are other Sherlockian scene in the game all over the British countryside.

[@Gonken88]

That sounds lame as fuck 😂

[@davidfalloutbandit]

See you spoiled New-gen gamers...THIS is what happens when you focus to much on the LOOK of a game over THE GAME-PLAY..I really hope this opens everyone's eyes. The game-play should ALWAYS be first in games like this Game-play>story>graphics (action based games) Story>Game-play>Graphics (story based games) end of story...

[@14Schofield]

So ONE game comes out which was a monumental shitfest, and suddenly new-gen gamers are spoiled because they value the look of the game over the gameplay? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. It's not like there haven't been a hundred other games out there which put gameplay and story before visuals.

[@davidfalloutbandit]

14Schofield Every new-gen gamer is spoiled.....All anyone ever talks about these days is the damn look of the games or they just argue over which gaming device make the games look the best, people have become more obsessed with graphics than if the game in question is actually good or not.... and this is most-likely the first of many to come.

[@Option42B]

if i wanted a story then i would read a book if i wanted good graphics then i would watch a movie ---- gameplay is all that matters,... but graphics is a tool you can use to make the gameplay feel smooth,..

[@14Schofield]

David Gomez My point was, it's not a console problem. It's an industry problem.

[@JaysNeonlight]

Option42B What? So by that being said, you'd rather play a game where you have no fucking idea why you are even doing what it is you are doing, just to have great gameplay? Sure, have the opinion. but don't state it as fact. Story is JUST as important to a game as gameplay for any number of reasons. Tell me, what is considered some of the best games ever made? MGS? Yes. But also games like Mario. But that's a platformer. It depends, but at least a good chunk of the time story should be just as important. Because, what the hell is the point of playing a game where I don't give a shit at all for the reasons I'm doing what I'm doing? To have fun? Games can be more than fun, they can be engaging, lasting, classic, but only if they put in the effort to be so.

[@seanwilson7640]

Oh my, this might be a glorious year for angry joe reviews, has he already done more in 2015 than in all of 2014? lol

[@Safersephiroth777]

Yeah I am surprised too. But he did say in his top 10 of best games of 2014 that he would do better this year.

[@Skeiths]

Yeah, I guess the whiny babies constantly bitching in the comment sections finally paid off.

[@seanwilson7640]

Tsuna It takes a special kind of idiot to be upset at people for wanting joe to do his job. Also what kind of idiot likes his own comment? You are not fooling anyone, nobody agrees with you.

[@Skeiths]

Sean Wilson His job is to make KZbin videos. Not exclusively reviews. If he doesn't want to do reviews he doesn't have to. Also you are being a little bitch at me even though I didn't say anything directly at you. It's people like you that just wanna seek and start problems with people.

[@wardogthemasterofwar]

Sean Wilson It's not his job. He's a journalist, not a reviewer. Stop being so pretentious.

[@scott4398]

What's even worse about the final boss fight is that the guy you're fighting is supposed to be one of the greatest warriors who ever lived.

[@sleepykittyH]

Wat ._.

[@sleepykittyH]

They kind of missed the mark on that one.

[@DarthLemon616]

8 years later and that's still a good fucking lamp 😂

[@forbidden6543]

Better than Saints Row 2023's lamps. XD

[@akirajotaro]

this game looks like it would've been better as a tv series

[@akirajotaro]

***** yes, there's not enough story for a full series

[@japan1909]

Agreed

[@brandonjasso902]

Or just a movie.

[@sisen9]

A movie would be best

[@macio7642]

It is a cinematic video game, SOME PEOPLE LIKE IT, SOME DONT.

[@TheFuriousMulatto]

Oh, the black bars have a reason. By reducing the resolution from 1080p to 800p, you have fewer pixels to render. About 500,000+ fewer pixels.

[@SebHighDef]

its not 800p, but the rest is correct, yes

[@UnderearthEDO]

SebHighDef its 1920x800p the man is correct. Its not upscaled but is still lower resolution then 1080p.

[@SebHighDef]

UnderearthEDO its not 800p though, thats all im saying ;P

[@SebHighDef]

Infu-p too bad you dont know what people are talking about

[@Sbastjan]

Infu-p Dayum... that escalated quickly.

[@CherryPauper]

I would have given it a 5/10 simply because of that lamp. No lie.

[@CherryPauper]

Seriously, though, I hope this doesn't discourage devs from making new IP. I don't want to keep seeing CoD/AC year after year.

[@TheRainbowSMASH]

I can see the flaws, but in a weird way, I enjoy this game and would go out to defend it, I do hope they make a sequel and expand on it more, its a very good ip, just needs to be fleshed out.

[@Aladelicous]

Cherry Pauper I hope it does discourage dev's from making movies and adding gameplay later.

[@ladyhm.6748]

TheExclusiveMan Worth playing? Sure, defend it. Worth paying 60$ dollars? Heeeeellll no.

[@ladyhm.6748]

Aladelicous Lol true. I always felt that I was playing an interacive movie.

[@oliverdavey5648]

Biggest missed opportunity was the Morse Code section. Only happens once, but it would have been cool to have the option of using it to call in air support on the fly...

[@Drakorre]

I feel like the whole game Is full of missed opportunities. I enjoyed but It could have been really amazing

[@zc7960]

Guys just save your money for Batman, Witcher and Uncharted

[@Rainbowhawk1993]

If the division turns out to be good, that too?

[@POKENAR]

But uncharted's track record doesn't leave much to be desired. and the last batman game was glitch city. I'm putting my faith into Xenoblade X and Persona 5

[@ScariestMovieScenes]

***** Last Batman game was made by different developers, Arkham Knight is developed by Rocksteady again, who made Arkham City and Asylum. >Uncharted >Witcher kek The only games I'm saving my money for are Killing Floor 2, Arkham Knight, Phantom Pain, Halo 5 and Quantum Break. Still looking forward to Battlefront but I'm pretty sure EA or DICE will fuck it up somehow.

[@POKENAR]

Florian Geheim Ah yes, Killing Floor 2 is coming this year, need to add that to my list.

[@Rexxd22]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME....uncharted a track record has been great maybe not exactly the 3rd one but through out its been a amazing series....plus with the story plus the graphics it's going to be awesome plus xenoblade and persona are probobly not going to be that popular

[@DameAndThatGame]

Dat lamp tho!!

[@RC51debauchery]

***** That was a pretty fuckin sweet lamp.

[@DameAndThatGame]

***** The Jennifer Lawrence of lamps by far

[@DameAndThatGame]

***** oh dayum, now i know about them ill be doing the same thing ;~0

[@RC51debauchery]

***** DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TrentDan]

***** round, warm, wet, Bright, hell id hit dat... with a club of course I don't want to be seen.

[@AdamDoesMovies]

"Holy shit look at this fucking lamp! Water coming off it and shit." 5 out of 10 - Too Much Water - IGN Great review as always Joe.

[@Matt-rm5ir]

Lol Yup. Joe is one of the best game reviewers out there!

[@nemaciomarquez4144]

Not this review this one he under rates this game

[@Matt-rm5ir]

Nemacio Marquez Ya it is a great review. The game is very underwhelming and barely had any worthwhile content.

[@Ifslayanct]

I love lamp

[@burton5131]

Not enough fish AI-IGN

[@ryanspears1986]

It's amazing how quickly a game can be forgotten, after so much hype. Eh, dev's fault for releasing a game without a finished story.

[@channel5980]

ryanspears1986 The same happened to Titanfall and Evolve.

[@haunteddreams7856]

@@channel5980 evolve wasn't a story based game so.......

[@vitadude5004]

Still waiting for a sequel in 2022

[@mihaifox465]

still waiting in 2024 @@vitadude5004

[@Rajyrr]

Total Biscuit did an interesting video, not too long ago, discussing game pre-orders. At one point in the video he touches upon how many of the people who pre-order a bad game feel the need to defend that game mercilessly. Even if it's terrible. Because pre-ordering a bad game would make them an idiot. Surely they aren't an idiot, yes? Therefore they must be correct about their game being good. Therefore they must defend it. Everyone else is wrong. Only they can be right, because they were smart and pre-ordered the game. It's like some form of borderline batshit insanity. A psychological defense mechanism in which people can't come to terms with the fact they had the wool pulled over their eyes.

[@ShotClanTxter]

Just like the idiots who bought a console. They spent $600 on old ass hardware and they defend it to the death.

[@oslo3790]

ShotClanTxter New consoles, at least PS4 costs 400, not 600. Get your facts straight.

[@oslo3790]

***** Well, at least youve learned your lesson. NEVER pre-rder

[@ogxbmc]

Jack 44 Extra controller 65$ , online pass 65$ , 65$ games, more storage 100+$, DLC 60$, how is it not 600$?

[@XxnatrocksxX]

Jack 44 Pre-orders are ok to good devs, like CD Projekt Red. I can't wait to have a huge fucking witcher statue in my room.

[@bigboss4782]

This game is the equivalent of a gorgeous woman with absolutely no personality. 

[@SDchargers1112]

Peter Quill Fuck you Star Lord, I was in the middle of eating some cheerios.

[@alexiz0013]

Peter Quill lol omg yes. Totally what it's like (well, gorgeous guy for me XD)

[@emosgowoof]

Peter Quill You mean to say a gorgeous 3d model of a woman that doesn't do any "favors" for you.

[@TA-ew9bi]

Peter Quill yeah, hit it a few times then trade it in for diminished value.

[@CharlieBrown-gb2wx]

Peter Quill I wound up getting this game for 67 cents online from Best Buy. It wasn't even worth that much. The game is so damn BORING! You won't be able to stand playing it to the end. And the walking and looking is more than a third of the game cause you'll be in Walking and Looking mode until right before a combat situation.

[@Mu5hu501]

7:58 did anyone think that was Nicholas Cage?

[@MistaGhost13]

Yep lol

[@windmacher]

Jonny B want that Keaneu Reaves?

[@xeagaort]

Wait it wasn't?

[@Emanicas]

It is xD and I did.

[@jcnba28]

LOL

[@paulkielty8385]

Why does nobody shoot the Lycan during its incredibly slow change?

[@vxSMOKEYxv]

Mazrim Taim movie bullshit bro :D "Lets just stand here while this man transforms in to a flesh eating monster"

[@wolfdragox5563]

@Urn Turn but worse bc there’s literally no reason to just stand there and not shoot, either you run or shoot, but not stand there god dammit

[@CapainJ]

What is gaming coming to? They probably spent the 5 years making this on making that amazing lamp.

[@hajihajiwa]

BUT HOLY SHIT THAT LAMP THO!!

[@Jibjabberwocky]

michael watase Fuck That Lamp Ass Bullshit!! Zeppelin Squishy Tech! #zeppelinsquishytechmasterrace

[@galacticcommodore2494]

But i like squishy things and lamps and i collect lamps (coughs then mumbles i dont)

[@macio7642]

What r fanboys coming to they probably waited for it release then wrote bad reviews right away, i see u, u xbone fanboys 😑

[@endplanets]

Joe should back the hell off. Reviewing lamps is Linkara's turf.

[@tachikoma747]

I will definitely buy this game. In 2 years when it is used at Gamestop for $25.00, which is a more realistic price.

[@slipknot2k4]

It will probably be on steam for 2.49

[@FleshEatingMouseBottles]

? Uncharted 2 6 mounts after it came out was 20 dollars.

[@DunceCapSyndrome]

***** Ps exclusive

[@finchtm]

***** it's a PS4 exclusive

[@slipknot2k4]

Andree Quinn Exclusive for maybe 6 months since its not selling well

[@JounLord1]

I bet this game has like 8 out of 10 and 9 out of 10 on most gaming websites just like Evolve did despite it being half a game just like Evolve. This is why I trust Angry Joe. Dude tells it like it is.

[@thebigeasye77]

I know most PS exclusive sites game it at 8.5 or 9/10 lol. Figures.

[@sirevilmustache9567]

thebigeasye77 You really can't trust any exclusive sites. They're all full of shit.

[@h.g.garner7767]

Actually, this game got 4 and 5s out of tens on almost all reviews. Surprising considering how big-budget it was. But I guess there's no denying when a game is a boring graphics showcase.

[@sirevilmustache9567]

Trusting someone = kissing his ass The customs in your family must be strange, dutchy

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

IGN gave it a 5 last time I checked.

[@delta7115]

You want a good werewolf game just play Bloodborne.

[@cryingwithrage]

egodf958 if you want a good game in general play Bloodborne

[@jullianalexander1666]

Bloodborne is scary af especially by yourself with no help

[@oneangryboi408]

@@jullianalexander1666 Bloodborne is a damn good game because it isn't based on anything else but skill and learning. It's not just a generic shooting game, it involves learning how to fight specific enemies and how to evade the environment that is even a danger for you. The developers even go as far as trolling you, but allow players to place warning notes around for new coming players or returning players that forgot how everything works. There is lore that is interesting to work with and enemies that give you reason to fear about. The Order does not do that. It's an unfortunate linear mess that promise details, but no substance. I collected all the items in the game and they do not even hold anything interesting for lore. The documents/papers are unreadable and hold no point. The audio cylinders are USELESS bogus! One of the cylinders is about shipping crates in ships and that's it, nothing else. Does it imply that they didn't check the cargo and just stamped it? They said some crates were considered unsafe and thus can't join the ship to the Americas, so what does that mean then? That they were okay with VAMPIRES travelling along, but not these unsafe cargo? In Bioshock, the audio tapes hold lore items and holds interesting things in them and the idea behind what made Rapture how it is and the floating city known as Columbia, and Horizon Zero Dawn brings in stories that can make you feel emotional for and allow you to see more of the world and on what happened to the technology peaked world before it collapsed itself. But the Order doesn't even bother to bring you any of that. You can take those collectibles out in the Order and nothing would change on what the people understand of the lore. The ending of this game was complete and utter garbage. It was unexpected and I thought it would've cut through into a time skip before we actually go and defeat the main villain, a douchebag vampire. The Lycans didn't even push fear into me in fighting. They were just annoying as fuck to kill in their generated areas of the game as they rush after you and you have to dodge, but before you can even shoot them down, they're already gone. It's even annoying when you have to go up to them when they're finally down to make a final kill on them. Not to mention the cinema bars. When I'm going into a game with stealth mode, I'd like to be able to see what the hell is in my surroundings. The bars held no point or substance to my gameplay and instead made me feel like I rushed into playing without fixing my god damn screen adjustment for the game. Sorry, I made this long as hell. This game pissed me off, especially hearing that people had to pay $60 in full price for it while the developer went silent and just called people "bullies" when they called them out on the bullshit that is this game, refusing to acknowledge the main issues with this game such as the length and the gameplay itself. I only paid $5 for this game and I still felt ripped off.

[@icantread1058]

@HERETIC GAMER447 bro they both are victorian era games about beasts n shit calm down

[@greatshinobi-owl3120]

HERETIC GAMER447 naw

[@TheCDVigil]

Fear not children, Bloodborne is almost upon us!

[@TheCDVigil]

I was thinking more Demon's Souls 2 but........pretty much.

[@charlesmcdowell9436]

Bloodborne is catered to a niche hardcore audience, I might play it if they make it online multi-player and your character have only 1 life and loses all his items after death but can be reclaimed by others. Other than that, it's not hardcore enough for me, and not casual enough (dark souls) for me to play over other multi-player games.

[@ericgarcia4618]

Avinash sonowal it was on his top 25 anticipated games and he wants to try it it out since so we might. I mean nothing else significant comes march except type-0 which will allow final fantasy 15 demo access. I think he'll do it :)

[@eewweeppkk]

charles mcdowell It's got a different hardcore. You don't lose your items when you die, that is the lazy way to make a game hardcore. The Souls series does hardcore by making the game actually hard. If you know what you're doing, all the souls games are complete easy mode. If you don't, you won't get anywhere.

[@UniDeathRaven]

lel, fuck your bloodbourne, a lame reskinned souls game set in another timeline.

[@thenthapple]

BEHOLD THIS LAMP, IT COST HALF OUR BUDGET!!!

[@BlackiechanFu]

Hey, can you sign my autograph?

[@gus051]

The order $18.86

[@GameHound]

Yes

[@riceman1022]

LOL true

[@Gakusangi]

That was pretty good XD

[@risa123456789]

Aww I should have thought of that :P

[@lalalabababa]

Wow so original. Definately haven't seen that one before. GTFO.

[@gamrknight8060]

I must say. It's a daring choice for the developers of The Callisto Protocol to use The Order 1886's combat system.

[@TotallySearch]

The order predicted bad games in the future 🤫

[@sacredbeastzenon]

Damn was Reviewtechusa so wrong. He claims the order is good and worth it but no proof what so ever. 5 years for a game is elder-scrolls territory. 6-7 hours which includes tons of padding. Goddamn did some people get screwed for such sub-par game. Thanks Joe for being such a trust worthy dude.

[@LemurDawid]

Wut? Reviews are based on opinions, you can't simply tell if the game is good or bad, so there's no such thing as "prooving" the game's good.

[@sacredbeastzenon]

Showing off the gameplay, cutscenes, and voice acting can prove that either it's good or bad. Just like how Joe showed it off.

[@LemurDawid]

sacredbeastzenon Sorry, but there's no good and bad meter thing - some people like this, some people like that. There are no universal rules applying to rating games.

[@videogamejo]

You have to take into the account the developer. The Order is brilliant visually, and it is polished. The engine took a long time to build. Developing games isn't easy, especially with these visuals. Not to mention, these developers never made a console game before. All their work was on other developer's games (God of War for PSP).

[@Ozzhiroth]

sacredbeastzenon By that logic then the elder scrolls should look jaw dropping and have engaging gameplay and world........... Sorry to break it to ya. It does neither despite the Dev times. FF7-10 each took 5 years for each game from their respective teams and came out fantastic in comparison to elder scrolls games. Dev times also don't mean shit. Look at Duke Nukem and Alien's colonial marines. Those are bad games that spent alot of time being made. The order? not even close. Definitely more engaging than recent AC games and a majority of AAA these days. Thank GOD it's not another open world game. I'm sick of it at this point. ALSO, Skyrim is not 10/10 material. Joe gave that thing 10/10 due to QUANTITY of content, the QUALITY of it is very low. XENOBLADE is a true Skyrim type of game, Engaging content, they also spent 4-5 years on making QUALITY content in an 80 hour story. NOW, Xenoblade X will have 100-150 hours of story and 300 total hours. Fuck Elder scrolls.

[@cancancan5300]

THANK YOU oh my gosh I played this, finished it and completely agree with you I can't believe people are rejecting the truth and defending this game like seriously? It was a quicktime boring budget movie and a serious version of self sucking off with graphics hell I don't think even crytek does this crap as bad as they have (although they love graphics) every time I said something bad they just call me an "xbox fanboy" even though I played the damn thing and they haven't!

[@cancancan5300]

SebHighDef yeah very funny says the person with the profile pictures of 360 controllers

[@cancancan5300]

SebHighDef please don't mean the order I didn't like it... whatever doesn't matter not going to start an argument

[@MrAlla0222]

SebHighDef no. Its not. Not worth the cash. No real play value. There are alot better games out there taking this one in the ass. This game is a waste of time

[@TMac2467]

MrAlla0222 did you know that people can enjoy something that you don't and think it was worth there money *GASP*

[@DCG909]

The exact same thing happened with Aliens: Colonial marines... People somehow can't admit the game sucks and they wasted money on it and they'll defend it to the end of the earth... I bought Duke Nukem Forever at launch and I admit it's not a good game. I had some fun with it, but that's about it. This game seems to be more or less the same in that there is no replay value and you've probably seen everything that's interesting in the first run :/

[@chiefbool]

If you want much better game in the same "Gothic Steampunk" feel, play Dishonored. Edited.

[@DrIsaac-fc7pb]

I couldn`t agree more.

[@WinstonPoptart]

Lol play Thief (the new one)

[@Retsila01]

Winston Poptart Dishonored is a much better experience.

[@risa123456789]

And if you don't, play Dishonored anyway, it's a good game :)

[@AUSxTECHxGUY]

Dishonoured is amazing.

[@Ahmadabdal_]

this game doesnt have shit over knack

[@OoXLR8oO]

Ahmad abdal What's that supposed to mean?

[@icheatinexam5606]

Kartik Punna Videogamedunkey reference

[@OoXLR8oO]

I ChEat iN exAm Got it. That wasn't sarcasm, right?

[@icheatinexam5606]

Kartik Punna It's just a running joke

[@OoXLR8oO]

I ChEat iN exAm Still, does that mean this game is actually better than Knack?

[@gundamnmechas8518]

8:05...that's definitely Nicolas Cage Right?

[@Adam-ps4nq]

+Gundamn Mechahunter yes

[@slyguythreeonetwonine3172]

Actually no it is not. That man has been dead for a long time. Look it up. There are some people that think modern day celebrates are immortal. Don't act surprised, there are some people who still think the Earth is flat.

[@itsdayto]

it's supposed to be

[@jayt4533]

No not the wolves!!! Not the wolves!!!!

[@PolentaSDR]

Jamie Tattersall lmaoooo

[@davewilson5413]

You were far too generous with this game that managed to make steampunk, werewolves, and Dracula boring.

[@mathunit1]

What the f*ck?! Dracula was in the game?!?!?!

[@DeeFai]

Bought the game for $10. Played it. Finished it... LOVED IT! The game is short and sweet. It is good, but it's too short for a full priced game. So, if you find it for cheap, then get it! It is worth it!

[@NWBH1219prod]

no...

[@farldiemanie8775]

+Your Mom Lol you must be one of those people that wants every game to be exactly like gta

[@farldiemanie8775]

+Your Mom Lol you must be one of those people that wants every game to be exactly like gta

[@ethanfisher-perez9620]

i kind of agree. I enjoyed it

[@johnnyzero8853]

Brandon Parker Including long long long cutscenes.

[@bodenlosedosenhose1590]

Usually I loathe skits in videos like this (worst example would be Nostalgia Critic with his much too long, unfunny and repetitive skits), but Angry Joe's ones hit my "humour centre" perfectly. Like at 8:05. I laughed so hard at the back of the picture.

[@khorneflake5943]

Review longer than the game itself.

[@CandarianGaming]

lol

[@ShreyasBanerjee]

This brings me back to the Ground Zeroes jokes that were everywhere about the game's length...

[@khorneflake5943]

Shreyas Banerjee The biggest joke regarding Ground Zeroes was its price. It was a demo, ok, in the past those things were free, maybe even giving 5 bucks for it wouldn't be a shame. But asking 40 bucks for it was laughable.

[@ShreyasBanerjee]

Khorne Flake Yeah, but do you remember when everybody was like "this review is longer than the game". I do agree, though, that Ground Zeroes was way overpriced.

[@cancancan5300]

people always say to me it's not the length it's what you do with that length

[@Supermanohman]

Ok, I don't believe that's a real werewolf. That's Other Joe in a costume. Dafuq? Unsubscribed!

[@Supermanohman]

OMFG I just saw the ending outtakes. I knew it was him! Who the fuck are you trying to fool? How about next time you don't make it so fucking obvious or better yet, why don't you get a real god damned werewolf to play the part? This is why this channel is dying.

[@josephdragunov374]

Vic Vinegar Its a Damn joke!

[@josephdragunov374]

Vic Vinegar Its a damn Parody.

[@Supermanohman]

Tiberius Augustus Octavian Harmonia Dragunov no it wasn't

[@josephdragunov374]

Just a fucking troll.

[@NooB-Celica]

The thermite rifle and arc gun aren't even original ideas really. The game, Resistance: Fall of man had similar, if not the same weapons concepts and functions. God I miss that game... Still one of my favourite shooters.

[@NooB-Celica]

Also, I think the reason the cut-scenes and tutorial aren't able to be skipped is to give the illusion of a longer game. Destiny has the same issue, although a hell of a lot more replay value, And multilayer. I'm kind of getting tired of games coming out with really short story lines. I finished infamous second son the day I got my PS4... Same with Skyrim, The gameplay trailer was amazing but it was such a quick game to finish. I actually really wanted this game but after a lot of other hyped games coming out and being relatively mediocre in the end, I thought I'd wait for reviews. I'm glad I did. I'll give this a pass until it's down to $10 pre-owned in 12 months. What a shame.

[@f4t4l1ty2]

Marcus Estevez SKYRIM? pls tell me more about short gameplay^^

[@NooB-Celica]

Well yeah, I finished the main quest line pretty quickly, Oblivions was longer, Especially with the Shivering isle expansion. And the guild were a lot easier then previous. Just felt too dumbed down. The only thing I was happy with as an improvement was hte duel wielding :P

[@NooB-Celica]

I know right! And Umbra! omg... I love that sword.

[@skullkiller53]

Marcus Estevez I think it was resistance 2 but I played those coop missions Lan when I was younger with a friend...That game was fucking fun.I enjoyed Medic (I forgot why) but that game has good memories

[@alfaivre2990]

Dude Corporate Commander is my favorite. "you want a full story? well fuck you"

[@whatsup3183]

Got this game for 10 bucks and still felt ripped off.

[@Classikh]

😂😂

[@Coltbullseye]

+Zayvorian Harris I got this game free and I want my money back

[@marcyong9736]

+Gregory Shtevensh No I think you'll want your time back.

[@JimTheKnight01]

lol

[@swagmoney9818]

I got mine for free even more of a rip off

[@brazmann9571]

Yet again, another example of an overly-hyped game that turns out to be an average or less than average experience for $60. I feel scared when I get excited about games now. Sad.

[@dijonmastered5269]

The sad part is how great this game could have been. That seems to be happening all the time with games now. It always "could have been..."

[@desmondmiles3143]

***** Watch dogs wasn't that bad but it was bad

[@Adlibz]

Can't forget Titanfall or everything rushed out these days...

[@niptuck117]

Braz Mann That scared feeling is warranted, as a solid 90% of the games that are released today end up receiving mediocre reviews, have ten hours worth of gameplay, or contain so many broken aspects, glitches, and/or lag.

[@johnsantiago5846]

If you want to play this game just watch the 3 hour movie on youtube, you get all the story with no frustration (gameplay wise).

[@MrTucan13]

Yup!

[@01wadder]

and it's free. I just hate when boring dull repetitive gameplay gets in the way of the story- Halo4 movie also free.

[@Tryhardfann]

I really enjoyed this game. But it could've been better. It only took me 7 hours to get the platinum.

[@Zeniithe]

I was dying on the shotgun bit. I had the same experience. Also, about the stealth mode in the garden section. You would be right next to a guard, but couldn't kill him, and he would just spot you and you would be dead. Easy platinum though, I guess.

[@isaacking4555]

Zeniithe yeah that shotgun part was hilarious. I wish he had a saved stream for it so I could watch it.

[@stevejones8550]

Same here. A lot of the mechanics were irritating as fuck(especially the garden). Also all the slow walking. The slow walking reminded me of trying to fill the word quota for an essay. They dragged out the walking for no good reason. Maybe to make the game a tad longer?

[@akmal94ibrahim]

I ragequit at the shotgun bit. Never finished the game. I tried more than 10 times, trying all sorts of ways to beat the shotgunners but with the peashooters that I had, it just seemed impossible. Was already bored by the gameplay and characters anyway at that point.

[@Wardjuh789]

this review is longer than the game

[@AlexSakusuke]

Why would I get this when I can get Dishonored for way less?

[@JacobOlli]

Huh

[@comeoniiiiiiiin5317]

Nice, didn't know there was werewolf's and vampires in Dishonored

[@AlexSakusuke]

COMEonIIIIIIIIN There might not be that, but there's an original supernatural world... I am tired of seeing werewolves and vampires... It's been done too many times.

[@AlexSakusuke]

COMEonIIIIIIIIN In the end they're both set in a steampunk victorian time with supernatural elements...

[@TheElvan11]

Because Dishonored looks like a high-school project compared to this.

[@im100percentg]

got it in the PSN flash sale for like 5 bucks .

[@theokayishgamer]

CONFESS!

[@yujm7]

shame

[@TablossAF]

im100percentg same,bought yesterday for free because Sony send me a 10$free code,yep what a Nice day.

[@MghUnit407]

Alex woah how come

[@TablossAF]

MghUnit407 i dont know Sony send a mail(i think because its a new console and new account) "welcome ps4 the Best Place to play blabla here 10 $"Just in time for flash sales

[@spencerjordan305]

Plot twist: Angry Joe IS Corporate Camander.

[@DarthSidious7]

Everyone knows that

[@burton5131]

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN!!!

[@ThisBrownGeek]

Mind blown!!!

[@galacticcommodore2494]

He's posing as one to get da secrets

[@bigredbeanie3310]

OH MY GOD

[@VuldarLeveL]

I'm going by the intro scene here and calling The Order;1886 Quicktime Event: The Game. Let's see if I'm right.

[@VuldarLeveL]

Called it.

[@lewietheterrier]

Yep, it's either known as QTE: The Game or Cameraman Simulator by many. :P

[@xXTUCXx1]

lewietheterrier Have a like for "cameraman simulator" lol

[@dracocrusher]

A better title would be "Pointless quicktime event: The Game"

[@Laerwaynn]

No shit, Sherlock.

[@WH250398]

Ps4 has the order Xbox one has ryse Pc has crysis 3 All these games have the same problem.

[@MasterJazz09]

Ryse is not bad actually.

[@WH250398]

MasterJazz09 Ok your opininion. I think it's too short, and overloaded with quicktime.

[@MasterJazz09]

WH250398 it's longer then the order. It also has reply value and multiplayer. I also don't know why ppl hate quick time so much. God of war had it and ppl loved it now it's a sin for some reason.

[@JayRM714]

the only reason I bought crysis 2 and 3 was for the multiplayer. I had a lot of fun with both, but the campaigns were awful.

[@gomes1258]

MasterJazz09 They loved god of war. It had quick time events. Two separate sentences, please.

[@virginiareaper1178]

All this attention to detail, but your character doesn't have a reflection in windows or mirrors lol. I know its something small to bitch about. But I love the little things in Video Games. The little touches to a game that give it detail and immersion. Especially when the developers put so much effort into making a game with great grahpics and high attention to detail already. Then leaving out something like that? It really triggers me..

[@slimgza]

You understand how mirrors work in games, right? Good luck trying to get a reflection to run smoothly on a game like this.

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

That’s why I love mgs series because it has plenty of stuff like that.

[@sleepykittyH]

Mirrors are extremely hard to do. That's why I always give bonus points to games that can pull it off :)

[@KB-ts8jh]

Happened to spiderman that did not have the correct reflections.

[@AlexPrime86]

yeah this game is a rental, no point wasting $60

[@DrFeelGoodDFG]

Not even a rental. I am thinking a free rental via Gamestop. Buy used in the morning. Return it same afternoon for full refund. Problem solved.

[@AlexPrime86]

lol genius

[@tymonpiorowski6724]

hehe;)

[@sanfransiscon]

I have a tiny hope that maybe they wanted $60 because they wanted enough money to fund the rest of the series to be a lot better. IMO they should just turn this into a movie series.

[@DrFeelGoodDFG]

***** That is just...SO WRONG!!! lol

[@fallvegas]

God of War did QTE the best.

[@jackiemehoff8239]

fallvegas I never really thought about that game having QTE...... damn.

[@WH250398]

ArgentDegeneracy Resi 4 did it the worst way possible. I died every single time they had the balls to put a qte in a cutscene!

[@MoskHotel]

Heavy Rain did QTEs very well too.

[@QuanLovesGaming]

LaBoo T2609 that game is all QTE lol

[@MoskHotel]

King Quan Gaming So is Shenmue and several Resident Evil games. Lol! At least, Beyond Two Souls and Detroit: Become Human became more than just that. P.S. I like Dogs. 😊

[@monbou13]

Congrats, Joe, you're set on your first worst among 2015 games (top disappointing, at least).

[@NhBleker]

He already has two games, so all he needs is 7 more, and he'll be set for top 10 DG of 2015.

[@monbou13]

My poor gaming instincts tell me Bloodbborne will be glad to join either of the lists...

[@Deuce972]

If you haven't noticed, some of the games on his top ten lists are ones that he has not reviewed.

[@monbou13]

If you mean the worst or disappointing, then most'a them really don't need and/or don't deserve reviewing, like Buggysoft's Unity.

[@feebleking21]

Christopher Sampson and zelda wii u

[@H.E.M.]

I want them to make a sequel. It could be amazing.

[@GodofBoris]

Same

[@IslamistSocialist371]

lamp 1887

[@route77productions]

If they made a sequel it would've happened by now.

[@thetexanhusky]

They've seemed to have moved on, so there's no chance for a sequel.

[@amirhb7531]

They wouldn't get the gameplay right and gameplay is everything

[@Diego92Souza]

"But this game is so pretty"..... yes, so do *Crysis* from 2007... and Crysis didn't had 5 hours of QTEs, in corridors, with a shitty ending... Crysis was, and still is a good 12/14 hours long "sandbox shooter", with an actual beginning, middle and a good conclusion to its plot..... P.S. the series went downhill when EA had the brilliant idea to release a sequel to the consoles, without anything that made the original game good......

[@Orbital_Dew]

SebHighDef yeah ... sure ... not like it had set new standards back then

[@Orbital_Dew]

SebHighDef well, that's your opinion, i liked the story and characters a lot and the pacing was completely up to you and how your playstyle was

[@Orbital_Dew]

Tim Dev you are a pretty smart guy aren't you ? "crysis 1 was still a shitty game though" absoluly no argument made, so i told him it had set new standarts, what it actually did back then related to technical aspects (graphics, physics). Then he replys with just an opinion why it "still was a shitty game though" ... so i dont see were i made a mistake here ,,,

[@s2korpionic]

SebHighDef I'd disagree. It was a pretty good game overall. None of the story, characters and pacing was bad. It was at the very least average. Actually, the story was quite decent.

[@MrMilkyCoco]

Kniv Jesus but he is right though ...the only thing crysis 1 set the standard for ...were graphics lol storyline and characters were already set in stone from the first book ever written

[@TCGchan]

This game will be a bargain bin special by winter.

[@googlesaurusrex]

It practically already is.

[@TheBushwooky]

TheChainsawGamer *by next month

[@kraenk12]

TheBushwooky The game is a bestseller and you know what....people like it!

[@TheBushwooky]

kraenk12 I'm not saying it's bad but it seems like one of those games where the sales will see a dramatic spike downwards at a certain point. The people that wanted to play it will have bought it and the rest will probably get it on sale. Thus influencing them to drop the price.

[@stevedyssal2495]

You're giving The Order quite a bit of credit with that statement. Winter? I'd go with late Summer.

[@FightingFalco]

Just think GTA V took five years to develop as well.

[@Utonian21]

And it turned out fucking amazing! Whats your point?

[@zombievideos247]

Inexplicable Enigmas So this has no excuse.

[@manifoldstew4]

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[@FightingFalco]

Rockstar started the development of GTA V in 2009 soon after the release of GTA IV. So Rockstar was developing GTA V in 2009, 2010, 2011,2012, and 2013. I count five years.

[@raresmacovei8382]

Massive open world, tons of stuff to do, longer campaign, 3 playable characters, online awesome MP, available on 5 platforms ... yeah. The Order doesn't hold a candle to it.

[@XoADREADNOUGHT]

Pretty sure Calypso Protocol designed their entire combat system around this game's boss battles.

[@zenic11]

I came back for some lamp

[@nickabbott319]

Zenic1 same but two years later

[@chomosuke0720]

@@nickabbott319 Same but 4 years later

[@ShadyKnight9]

I hear the developers of The Order bitched and moaned about review scores ruining video games because theirs only scored about 6/10. Guess the game was being pretentious about its graphics engine for a reason. You know what I would have liked The Order to be? A squad based shooter. Instead of controlling just Galahad, you must also give commands to other members of The Order in order to accomplish certain objectives. The cutscenes could have essentially played the role of progressing the story while at the same time acting as mission briefings. The problem in my opinion is that this game, and other "AAA" games, are too afraid to appear "gamey". They need to look like they're movies, otherwise publishers think they won't sell. The sad irony is that very "gamey" games like Minecraft outsells them all. I know Jim covered this topic this week, but the trend of games needing to look like movies needs to die.

[@dxp96]

It all started with that Uncharted 3 commercial.

[@MyDouble]

this game would be cool as an Xcom type game i think and they should have utilized the vampires more

[@slvrcobra1337]

That would have been great. When the initial trailer came out, I thought it'd be co-op or at least as you said tactical squad combat (they all had different guns, which implied different combat roles for each character), but it had none of these.

[@EWToonsInColor]

Santa Monica, the producers, bitched and complained. Ready At Dawn, the actual developers, didn't really say anything besides "It's obviously not for everyone" on Twitter, which I don't think is bitching but just giving people an idea of what to expect, which was "something different". I enjoyed The Order, I get that a lot of people didn't, but that's no reason to shame Ready At Dawn, they made a lot of really great games, including Daxter which is my favorite game out of the J&D franchise, and they make quality products that aren't broken with bugs.

[@lCreepersRevengel]

I actually though it was a squad based shooter form the CGI trailers... :/

[@SobiesawChabaz]

Joe: Look at this fucking lamp! Me: Look at those fucking bars!

[@ToastyMozart]

And that fucking framerate!

[@HaveButOneLife]

ToastyMozart Which doesn't hit below 30 unless there's a cutscene transition. Man, you really ARE stupid.

[@ToastyMozart]

Brady the Defiled No, I just have standards. You try playing games at 60Hz for years, then have someone try and tell you 30 is in any way acceptable for an action game.

[@ToastyMozart]

Babybarschalarm I know, right? And people still think it's OK in 2015?

[@matthewgray3442]

What's wrong with the frame rate there is no drop. And you don't notice the bars while playing.

[@saratchandramv1886]

Damn OJ that scream in the intro felt real.

[@drpenguin7653]

wow and i thought ground zeroes was over priced but this takes the cake

[@GhostCage]

Then again, 6 hours

[@drpenguin7653]

RANDOMNATION! just because it has more hours does not mean it was worth my time i spent 20 hours just because i actually had fun with the game this was just a tech demo

[@WesleyShark]

So glad I went with the Xbox One over the PS4, for reasons like the above video.

[@WesleyShark]

*****​ Alien Isolation, Far Cry 4, Halo 4 (Mcc), and GTA V would like to have a word. The graphic fidelity of this game (and others, like Ryse), have no excuse to be so short other than their sole existence of being $60 tech demos. The major difference between 1886 and Ryse is that this just came out, 18 mos after launch, and Ryse came out at launch. They had 18 extra mos to produce an even emptier game (Ryse had multi-player).

[@MrMistaFantastic]

Reasons like them being exactly the same? I mean who really cares at this point, anyone who actually thinks one is superior over the other cares about completely the wrong things.

[@37thgungrunts]

Wesley Shark How's the master chief collection working for multiplayer? They ever fix that?

[@Pugzilla]

37thgungrunts Yes, they have - but it's still a work in progress

[@37thgungrunts]

Todd Wyant So, a repackage of old games still isn't working fully?

[@corruptgunslinger]

Love watching Joe fail at the missions. Knew this game was going to suck, and that fool at Gamestop was trying to convince me to pre-order it. Ha! Too bad. The story did have potential to be pretty awesome, but it was handled super poorly.

[@UnagiThunder]

It's guaranteed shit cause Joe said so?

[@jodyboles8208]

Yes it is shit. Have you not heard the things he said? Short story, horrible boss fight, horrible ending, too many QTE. Too many cutscenes and just cost too much for what little it offers. Yea that's shito

[@DaShonuff]

In2umniaKillH3r Joe is sincere in his reviews, they don't follow the same BS cookie cutter review format big review publishers do. His reviews is about getting the most bang for your buck.

[@ChrisMantia]

Jody Boles the sad part is this game could have been AMAZING! I don't own any consoles right now but you stuff 10+ more hours and add a multiplayer to this game i could def see myself buying this van helsing like game.

[@Stacko1515]

That fool was just doing his job, yo.

[@jasonmohn1472]

The game does have this one pretty meta part. At the end Tesla gives your guy this amazing looking super weapon that as soon as you get you think "hell yeah this is going to be awesome." Then before the cut scene even ends the weapon gets taken away from you before you get to use it. Well that looked great and got my hopes up only to be thrown away, pretty much the game right there.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Tesla should have said: "Look at the graphic on this gun!"

[@willchen9014]

Wish we had a Sherlock Holmes game with this sort of graphics. Victorian London is a very interesting setting, and this game seems to show it off quite well.

[@mrjacob0101]

the new assassins creed this year is your game

[@Meteorlink]

mrjacob0101 but wait till its out first before saying stuff like that

[@mrjacob0101]

we dont know its too early yet but they shouldnt fail it again

[@supergoron1]

mrjacob0101 They shouldn't be able to screw it up as badly as they did Unity, but it is Ubisoft so we should wait to see just to be safe.

[@phoenixsealstudios3513]

Will Chen There's Sherlock Homes: Crimes & Punishment on PS4. I've never played it but it got great reviews, better than The Order 1886

[@BalthazarB2]

Dont worry. MGS V will show us good graphics with good gameplay. I never knew how big of a genius is Kojima.

[@BalthazarB2]

+Zeeshan Alabedin Witcher 3 is history now. Fallout is still my favourite franchise. Only thing bad about MGS V is Konami's greedy microtransactions. You have to pay to play online(build FOBs)

[@BalthazarB2]

+Zeeshan Alabedin Well, Witcher 3 isnt bad. Its pretty good. I preffer Fallout over Elder Scrolls because it has more interesting weapons, story and character building. There are swords in Fallout lol. I would reccomend you to pirate MGS V first, see if you are satisfyed, then just buy it and transfer your save file.

[@Walt_Xander94]

+Zeeshan Alabedin lol, MGS V got 10/10 from numerous "critics" alright. Bribed & dishonest critics. Seriously, Konami had "reviewers", play their game a few days early, they supervised them btw, through the hours they were allowed to play, to make sure they give their game unearned perfect ratings. And no, I'm not giving Kojima a free pass, he deserves the blame for it too. Considering that those clearly bribed reviews, happened before, with MGS 4. And before anyone says Kojima is just a developer, he was a former vice-president of Konami Digital Entertainment, Konami's *development & publishing* division, so Kojima was definitely in on the bs decisions Konami made, like Ground Zeroes, having the balls to charge money for a demo, taking advantage of their blind loyal fanbase. Speaking of that blind loyal fanbase, they deserve the blame also for accepting the bs, instead of speaking up. Also, MGS V has issues. Look at the PC version, its clearly a console port, so Konami & Kojima didn't give a damn about PC users. If PC users have an older CPU, then the game will crash. The console versions aren't safe either, a recent patch came out, and it fucks up your save file. And worse, the Online mode isn't out yet, so that's *definitely* going to be buggy, unbalanced trash. Especially because the Online mode will be a pay-to-win mess, so the fanboys will blindly waste money. Oh, and don't even think that Konami will give free DLC for their Online mode, like Rockstar does, they won't do that. At least The Witcher 3 deserves the 10/10 ratings. Fallout 4, will definitely deserve the 10/10 ratings. But MGS V, I got to see honest reviews first. Idk if Angry Joe will review it, but if he does, I'll check that out, and see if MGS V truly deserves a perfect rating.

[@supremegreekgamers5480]

+Rockfilip no the first one is free!

[@SaiKisaragi]

+Clandestine Madman It looks like Just Cause + Batman :D

[@failurestates]

A note about the black bars and film grain: while they claim that these were to make it more "cinematic," the function of the black bars is so that the engine doesn't have to render as much onscreen at once. Also, the film grain helps to hide poor environmental textures. It served the same purpose in Mass Effect. Usually things like wall and floor textures, while object textures receive more detail (like that beautifully textured and animated lamp). This is done to make it easier on the game engine (if you're aiming for 30 fps for visual reasons, you simply can't afford slowdown, as opposed to a 60 fps title where some mild slowdown is acceptable, usually, so long as it doesn't drop below about 45 fps) so you don't have massive slowdown during action sequences (or even when the player moves the camera really fast).

[@MrRob49815]

Remember the part where you're burning wooden boxes/ coffins with vampires in and then you have to inevitably fight some really cool vampire like enemies? No me neither, they just hinted the east India trading bit had vampires but then you never fight even 1. This was at a time I believed I was playing a full in depth game and guessed I was near the beginning of the middle of the game. 2 hours later and the credits are rolling