The Overnight Celebrity Of Hawk Tuah Girl | Sad Boyz

[@Kyamusuku]

He’s bald! He bald and he’s torturing people who have hair

[@sanguillotine]

That’s the plot of Breaking Bad!

[@dylanjoyce8104]

I'm like 10 mins in and didn't notice that

[@levigregorytiama5448]

I’ve had long hair for years and i just buzzed my head on my 21st bday bc i was hypomanic and it was also frustrating me taking care of it a lot.

[@lunamercury_3113]

@@sanguillotine😂😂😂

[@RatEatRat]

I wasn't looking at the screen and I looked a few minutes in and literally jumped

[@aafrophonee]

43:03 The PANIC in Jordan's eyes after that pastor said "keeps getting bigger" has me on the floor 😂

[@daydream5120]

He knew it was coming

[@emmablanche9954]

“i love your feet and i love what they do” is a hilarious line to be dropped within the first three minutes

[@NullIsntSane]

I was hoping someone else would mention this 😭

[@scream_kinh614]

Why did i read this the moment i heard this part of the video Lmao

[@YuriPlisetskyKinnie]

NOTHING could’ve prepared me for Mary-Sue’s OPENING LINE

[@powerchickenpowerchicken457]

the look of sheer terror on jordans face after "crew is big and it keeps getting bigga" fucking kills me omg

[@marielgaston2576]

the Hawk Tuah craze feels like it was made in a lab by Barstool Sports

[@donywahlberg]

Technically it was because those "man on the street" channels are all shoot offs of barstools demographic. Broken clock and all that, I'm not going to be a hater when the format finally produced something worth laughing at.

[@JinStreams]

Especially because a part of it got popularity as a way to spite pride month somehow

[@chloedsmith]

@@JinStreams like they don't partake in the hawk tuah??? If there's anything LGBT+ people are better at it's being on average more sex positive and unrestrained, if you already know the very act is transgressive of the mainstream, you might as well have *fun*

[@spectrophobic]

@@JinStreams wait what

[@JinStreams]

@greenstingray Yeah, a weird part of its rise was homophobic people using the fact that it's a straight women talking about sex as "proof that pride month isn't working" whatever that is supposed to mean

[@rexcelsior5415]

Hawk Tuah feels like it should’ve been popular 12 years ago, it’s on the same level as the Grumpy Cat and the angry baby memes. Such an industry plant meme.

[@Vampirfinch]

Men felt undesirable after all that bear stuff, so much that the first woman to say she spits on it sent them in a tail spin.

[@sanguillotine]

Was it even popular now?

[@Cherryripe25]

it would've had a viral schmoyoho song for sure

[@torrix_4595]

@@sanguillotinesuprisingly yes. I hate using the word ‘normie’ but this was a very ‘normie’ type thing. Its very much something your co-worker shows you and you pretend to laugh along with them

[@nman551]

How dare you talk about grumpy cat like that

[@kazbrekkybar]

suggestion for bingo - jordan makes a joke that goes absolutely unacknowledged by anyone else present

[@emilytetreault2516]

but like, a very very funny one

[@gabiinprogress]

Additional bingo square ideas: -Jordan calls himself or someone else a (something) bastard -Pokémon mention -make the free space “we love you and we’re sorry”

[@greeny.official]

40:08 "i do wanna let the record show that i am willing to look past a lot of these things bc i am alone" LMAO I DIED LAUGHING

[@adobecult]

there is a lot about white southern culture outside of strict religious institutions that seems "sex positive" in the sense that people are actually talking about sex, as opposed to all the baptists, but ONLY in an extreme heteronormative way and only quite recently in a way that dares to celebrate sex outside of het marriage. it's why i think the term "sex positive" is sort of fraught by itself because all the intersections of misogyny, homophobia, racism etc dictate who is "allowed" to feel good and be vocal about the sex they are having. the pastor is allowed to talk graphically about having sex with his wife during a sermon, but drag queens are banned from doing 21+ shows at the local bar and we all know why

[@NoiseDay]

If my pastor talked graphically about sex with his wife at the podium, I would leave that church

[@selalewis9189]

That’s not entirely true. I am a cishet black woman actively putting together a workshop on sex positivity based on the book _Pleasure Activism_ by adrienne marie brown. This is work that can done in the south and anywhere in the country. The purpose of political education is to expand the possibilities of a framework, not accept the constraints as is. The drag queens don’t stop talking about sex, not for acceptance, but because they’re not asking for permission to do so.

[@mari98_]

yeah I feel the same like people forget the contradiction that exist is social conservative spaces. Latin America is like that where people hear graphic af language joking about het sex all the time so it’s not revolutionary to hear a hawk tuah type joke in the wild but still a socially sex negative and repressed

[@LoudLeo3]

I was talking with someone in the latter community the other day and she was defending her church as “not like that about sex” but also framed in the context of a het spouse. Thank you for pointing this out I knew her argument felt off but couldn’t articulate it.

[@scream_kinh614]

​@@selalewis9189 i think its alot different for black southern people than white southerners, which is why the commenters specified white lol

[@zizirose6312]

43:07 the panic on Jordan's face followed by the 43:11 legs drawn up, eyes still wide, halfway into attempting the fetal position is some of the most expressive I have ever seen him and it's incredibly funny

[@JakwobTheGreat]

Hey! I'm the Jacob that sent the Baldur's Gate pauper commander decks! I'm so glad they made it there safe and I hope you enjoy 😊 appreciate yall so much!

[@CaptUvula]

Legend

[@a-dawgwillie8483]

I have covid rn and someone said "i can't believe you have covid. Like how does that even still exist?" HUH??

[@TurbopropPuppy]

should've clapped back with "because of people like you" lol

[@juicebox9859]

also got covid rn. this shit sucks. hope you feel better soon

[@charlieposton04]

i also have covid rn. my dad got it bc his manager knowingly let a worker with covid go into work. now everyone at their store has it, and he gave it to me. i was at work with a pregnant coworker and other immunocompromised individuals right before i developed symptoms and tested positive.

[@domicofo]

there's literally no covid in russia in the city i'm living in I'm sooo confused how's that possible

[@zlmdragon]

Weak ass immune system lol

[@wikipediagirlfriend]

honorable bingo mentions: - friendship meta - a highly complex analogy - jarvis talking down jordan when he's getting conspiratorial/mentions january 6th - _____ bastard - laughing very loudly off mic

[@ary3901]

bingo bastard

[@EvilLobsterKing]

Jordan really is the bastard bastard

[@dayzedandconfuzed]

@@EvilLobsterKingbastard²

[@irisie]

"a highly complex analogy" somehow worms its way into every episode its crazy

[@wikipediagirlfriend]

@@irisie when one of them starts saying "it's like when..." i know i have to put on my thinking cap

[@_tenan_]

"I love your feet i love what they do" "I have kitchen scissors down here and i wanna make sure theyre away from you" RYHMES SO WELL I LOVE IT SM

[@adrianpink8144]

Bars

[@rowannnnnnnnn]

I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one to include this sentiment within my comment :)

[@zebrabitch7821]

I don't like ur PFP pic

[@zebrabitch7821]

I don't like ur profile picture tenan

[@macularius]

this was also my first thought, the man just can't help it

[@brookejon3695]

To this day, my favorite line from Rapping For Jesus is "he's the son of the original G"

[@samk6676]

Wow, Jordan didn't have Jarvis make even ONE perception check during that frog woman encounter.

[@garbagesalt]

his passive perception was just high enough to notice it all without a check

[@Alice-kr1vu]

bingo ideas: - black/white mention - jordan implying a guest is being racist/offensive - jarvis being able to perfectly recite lyrics

[@cynthiaxwangcomedy]

magic the gathering mention

[@ollie.1564]

-Jarvis does an impression -they mention a previous episode -Jarvis has to look something up -they talk about sports (specifically basketball) -Jordan doesn’t do his part of the intro -cold open -dipper mentioned

[@Eddysig]

Before the comments flood in I just gotta say, the two of you guys are just SUCH a positive influence in my life, your content is so fun and amazing. As a trans guy you guys are great examples of non toxic men lmao. Love this community

[@asterrovenator]

fellow transmasc here!! i couldn't agree more haha^_^

[@drbabyyy]

hello trans guy named eddy my name is eddy also and i am a trans guy :oD!!

[@yamahatracermt09]

​@@drbabyyy transmasc eddy gang

[@GuntWastelander]

@@drbabyyythis is how I need ppl to introduce themselves for me to have any hope of remembering their names 😅 thanks, eddy!

[@whenthebughits9356]

THIS! i’m also trans and these men are literally how i aspire to be as an adult and fully transitioned man

[@kaymarie4851]

I've experienced not being "black enough" for other POC and that does sting, but I remember being very young in elementary school and having a little white girl tell me she was glad I wasn't a "real" black person, that I wasn't "ghetto" and that my hair wasn't "greasy like a real black girl". At the time, I was too young to pinpoint why that felt so wrong to hear. As an adult, I realize it's because I was learning that I was only palletable to non POC if I worked to assimilate. That, in combination with similar behavior from my white mom's family gave me some pretty thick internalized racism to work through.

[@brumhelldah917]

That’s absolutely disgusting what that girl said to you.

[@brumhelldah917]

There are so many of us who grew up in the suburbs, whether black American or immigrant directly from west Africa. You are just as black and beautiful as anyone and I mean it❤️❤️❤️ Love you sis.

[@scream_kinh614]

Oh god ive got that shit all the time and im not even mixed! I remember a couple years ago, i was talking to a Dutch online friend of mine, and i showed him a picture of me for the first time. Guy was flabberghasted and said "im surprised you're black!" And when i asked why he said that, he said I, "Didnt sound like his black friends usually did", and when i laughed and asked wtf that even means, he proceeded to do a stereotypical 'ghetto' accent with terribly conjugated aave. When i tell you i was deeply astonished. Ive heard this so often that its not funny, even from some black people. Like, tf do you mean im not like other black people???? We are not a monolith??? We have different accents depending on region, neighborhood, upbringing??? Its very frustrating and I'm sorry you experienced that too

[@s.e.m.7767]

I am immunocompromised and I could never act like Covid went away like so many others. I ended up getting covid once even though I have never not worn a mask and gotten all of the shots. It was horrible. I'm still dealing with long covid symptoms especially fatigue, lung, and heart issues, a year + later. And now my office is making us come back, I wear a mask and I am ostracized for it. It is very lonely and heartbreaking knowing people around me simply do not care. Not about themselves and not about anyone else. Thanks for talking about this!

[@iamjustkiwi]

This whole experience is really showing how many people have never had real struggles in their lives. I have evaded COVID this far and just my normal aches and pains of aging make me dread the next several decades until I can retire - I can only imagine how much harder it is with a chronic illness known for specifically sapping you of your energy and strength! To not be willing to care about what you might spread to those around you who could suffer even more is just outwardly cruel. Humans didn't get to where we are by being solely self-interested, we all need to work together to hold all of us up, and the fewer people who care the worse it is for ALL of us. I truly hope things improve for you, life is hard to juggle even without those issues.💛

[@P4Stalot]

Me, too! New heart and lung issues. Also I'm frequently told (even by a few doctors) passive aggressively "you don't have to wear that in here." Yes, I do???? Literally I do, if I want to be ok.

[@s.e.m.7767]

@@P4Stalot omg same, it is always the most confusing when a medical professional who knows my condition will still tell me that masks are optional so you can take that off

[@Grizzli49]

Thinking of you - I also have developed long COVID and it has taken so many things from me. Stand tall in the knowledge you're doing the best thing for you! Gotta keep ourselves safe! ❤️🫶🏼

[@s.e.m.7767]

@@Grizzli49 thank you ❤️ I hope that you recover as soon as possible

[@amazinggoob9108]

I live for the 10 straight minutes of lizard girlfriend roleplay

[@saulitix]

I'm sorry?

[@emmy2961]

Same 😂

[@SlighlyMacs]

Getting covid 4 times between 2020-2022 is what helped me figure out I am immunocomprimsed. I imagine a lot of people have figured this out and are in the same long covid re-prioritizing their entire lives. So many of us are burnt tf out and so lonely and isolated.

[@iamjustkiwi]

Yeah, and it's not like society really offers up much of a choice for people to try and avoid it still - a lot of people just seem to have blanked out the last 5 years. We all still have to work and carry out the rest of our lives, and also did we all forget every other disease exists as well? Even if you don't care about COVID, the same measures to avoid it will also help you avoid every other respiratory disease too! It just feels silly to me it took us as a society so long to want to stop spreading diseases as far as possible lol

[@Weakenedasiam]

"I'm not an athletic person, I'm just long." Jordan continues to drop absolute GOLD without a single bit of ceremony.

[@LittleLulu614]

ALSO to add on to the covid convo- not taking precautions like public masking when there isnt a covid surge is what CREATES the conditions FOR a covid surge

[@puppyyuppy8618]

exactly

[@deckofcards]

Seriously! People giving up on precautions the instant people around them stop getting covid is why it's still so bad here

[@DaTimmeh]

People tend to lean to extremes. I still see people alone in their car, with a mask sometimes. And then you have the folks going shopping while having a fever of 100. I think neither extreme is good, but there's no question as to which I prefer. One is unnecessary discomfort for an individual (by their own choice), the other is an unacceptable endangerment of others. If you or a housemate are sick, wear a mask in public or, better yet, just stay home as much as you can. Not that hard or impeding on life, and extremely effective.

[@puppyyuppy8618]

​@@DaTimmehthere are plenty of reasons to wear a mask when you're alone in your car. reducing fomite transmission, maybe someone's about to get in the car, they dont want to disrupt the mask's seal as it is compromised more each time you wear it-- how bout just minding your business and not both sidesing it? being "overly" cautious doesnt k!ll or disable the people around you. going to the store when you're contagious does.

[@DaTimmeh]

@@puppyyuppy8618 because I really am playing the both sides argument with my comment. I quite literally said they're not the same, multiple times. There is no need to attack me, I'm not telling people to stop wearing masks while driving alone in their car, I'm just saying that it's unnecessary. There are thousands of actions you take every day, which are more risky to their health than driving alone without a mask. Like driving, in general. Having lots of skin exposed, not all diseases transmit by breathing them in. Going outside, where there are lots of animals potentially carrying diseases. It's the equivalent of tending to a bruise, when you have an open wound somewhere else. But once again, you do you, it doesn't affect or bother me. I will still point out that it's unnecessary and find it funny.

[@lenny_wonders]

Thank you all for talking about COVID!! I'm immunocompromised and don't have much of a network. My world has gotten so, so small, hard, and empty the past few years 🙃 one of the only things that gives me hope my life will ever get better is when people with platforms talk about COVID and normalize still taking precautions. I do hope that next time you rely a bit more on masks and less on hand washing!! COVID is airborne. Washing your hands as a primary defense is kind of like buckling your seatbelt as a primary defense against food poisoning. It's not defending against the right mechanisms to be effective in the ways you want. Haven't even finished the episode yet; just wanted to make sure I didn't forget to express my gratitude. Thank you for making things a tiiiiiny bit less hostile to my continued existence 🖤 truly.

[@LittleLulu614]

wish people would talk ab masking way more bc this 6 ft rule is sooo useless when its an airborne virus

[@susiek4593]

⁠@@LittleLulu6146 feet works in highly ventilated places, kinda. Masks and vaccines are the best things we have when we have to be in places with others

[@ucanshine89]

Yes! This. It’s airborne ! Masks are essential

[@sw8228]

I haven’t gotten sick in 4 years and I haven’t had covid and its because I wear a mask when I’m out and about. The lies and fears around masking make me so angry because of how useful and important masks are! Not just for covid but for any airborne illness. I will always wear a mask on a plane now, no more getting sick right before vacation for me

[@lenny_wonders]

@@sw8228 the fear I had in my heart when it only showed me the first dozen words of your reply 😅 Yes! Fully agreed. Masks save lives. They prevent disability. They're effective. They can be stylish! Yes they're an adjustment. But they're an adjustment that prevents disability and saves lives. That feels super worth it to me.

[@eatoke]

i’m telling you now their hair is on a shared slider like when one guys hair gets long, the other one gets short

[@deckofcards]

Finite shared pool of hair

[@juniperjonestown]

So if Jarvis’ hair gets much longer, is Jordan’s skull going to cave in to compensate?

[@deckofcards]

@@juniperjonestown his moustache will dissappear

[@jaydengarcia]

honestly the haircut suits jordan so well that i had to think really hard about if it was new or not

[@jakelangston913]

I’m really surprised that the intern didn’t add ‘Jordan tries to dox Jarvis/Guest’ as a space

[@racheleakes3952]

i know the leaking Jarvis's address bit was mentioned as an additional bingo space but may I add: - Jordan tries to mention Jan 6 -Jordan dunking on French people - "epic bacon" or cringe millennial slang - friendship meta - side ass - comparing something to an untrained muscle or new form of workout (y'all mention cardio a lot? idk why that's a pattern I picked up on?) -pokemon/ pokemon go - Trump impressions lmao this would be moreso for nightz but could add a Rare Dipper Appearance square!!

[@salemmdean]

my life has been so peaceful since i’ve muted any variation of “hawk tuah” on twitter

[@brookejon3695]

Dog get off Twitter what are you doing

[@Kuchhh]

I recommend muting the entirety of Twitter

[@scream_kinh614]

​@@Kuchhh i second this reccomendation!! 😁😁

[@watashiwamosura]

Thank you for talking about covid!! My mum's had long covid for over a year, it's given her a thyroid condition, made her too ill to leave the house and unable to work. For all intents and purposes, covid made her disabled and it's been so hard for her to accept that.

[@win_jayden]

Hawk Tuah is funny amongst the same people who comment "OF detected, opinion invalid" on Instagram Reels... I don't understand. Like do you want women to talk about sex or not? It's the most like Barstool, misogny-core, frat-coded meme. I've never felt so niche and pigeon-holed in my life than when that meme went viral and I had never seen it before in my life... like it's not a bad meme. It's fine. But I don't get the fervor for it. I, especially, hate the reaction from people who act like it's like this transcendent Harambe type meme? It's a pretty blonde girl who gives top, wow crazy. I've known plenty of those (shout out Scottsdale)! Maybe I just hate conservative memes (not to say she is, just the crowd that enjoys it). Her getting attention and money is fine. I respect the hustle, get ya bag sis. But it's weird that the tide is turning against her for taking advantage of her fame. Like you made her famous, you bought her merch, are you really surprised she wants to take advantage of that? They're going to discard her so hard, like they do with every woman. Hope the gay men co-opt the meme. At least she'll get love from someone. Message of the day: don't get in bed with conservatives, or else they'll expect you to hawk tuah your rights away.

[@user-ayiy824jbd]

ate

[@emmie297]

i call it an incel meme since literally the only people I know that share it are single and can only talk about how much they hate women/make super sexist jokes. I feel so bad for her that that's the group she's attracted

[@donywahlberg]

The fact you have a multi paragraph opinion on something funny a college kid said is disturbing.

[@win_jayden]

@@donywahlberg it's actually not, hope this helps!

[@edwardcullenasseater]

@@donywahlbergpeople are allowed to form detailed opinions on things you deem trivial ❤

[@jenniferwaidelich642]

I'm sorry, but Jordan looks good no matter what hair he chooses to wear!!!!!! Jarvis as well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@iCat4Ever]

hair he chooses to wear???

[@madeleineg.2453]

THANK YOU for talking about COVID!! So many of us who are COVID cautious are told that we’re paranoid or fear-mongering, but everyone is vulnerable and those who are most vulnerable are being pushed out of public life. Can’t tell you how much I appreciate yall using this platform to encourage us to be conscious and considerate. ❤️

[@alyssamendoza7708]

I was NOT prepared for that Christian rap 😭😭😭

[@chaicat3]

SAME. first time they said it my jaw dropped 😭

[@SapphireSeahorse494]

I didn't recognize it, but the part about the crew getting bigger made me go wait.... is this what those white boys in middle school kept saying?? important note: they did not say the n word, but they left it implied every time. but they only ever quoted that part. I didn't even know they were quoting something. the fact that they were quoting a white man makes it worse

[@rachelppython]

​@@chaicat3I full body recoiled, I was crunched up very much like Jordan was

[@voidify3]

After bigger I tensed up and hoped he would dodge it and then he just DROVE DIRECTLY INTO IT

[@melissastory1993]

I’ve come across it several times and I’m never prepared.

[@WhiskerMoon]

It's nice to hear you guys talk about covid openly and acknowledge how real it still is, especially for immune compromised folks 🙏 thank you!! I'm glad you guys are feeling better now too

[@kyokunskitty]

Thank you so much for talking about long covid and how it still needs research. I caught covid in December 2023 and developed severe POTS from it, and now have to use a wheelchair to leave the house and work. It really sucks, and it's so frustrating that so few people seem to care that covid is actually a mass disabling disease. It means a lot to me to hear my favorite youtubers discussing the seriousness of it, and makes me feel a little more seen :,)

[@julyrose777]

thanks boyz for talking about and taking covid seriously! i’m chronically ill (eds gang) and it can drive you crazy to feel like the only one taking precautions. it’s hard to sustain caution when the government’s left everybody alone and minimized it, but there are so many ways to just be more careful like wearing a mask in crowds :) also, jarvis- there IS a new strain and it’s gnarly but it’s called FliRT which is deceptively chic

[@courtneylila8383]

Jordan's date hypothetical and ensuing improv was absolutely incredible. Please do more unhinged bits.

[@wirradaisy]

'Jordan's Important Question' needs to be a regular segment 😂😂😂 I have never been so intrigued

[@rayediance]

“Jarvis protects Jordan’s foot from something” and “Jarvis protects something from Jordan’s foot” should be two different squares 😂

[@Wrongturn4269]

1. Jordan, nice haircut 2. Jarvis, eyebrows are looking amazing 3. I shoulda known I was amongst fellow mtg enjoyers this whole time

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

I love how at 47:23 Jordan laughs/screams so hard that he's seemingly involuntarily launched from the couch

[@niamhythedegen]

Mary Sue didn't fuck around

[@sagemerson]

Bingo entries: • 2+ minutes pass of the boys talking before they do the intro • food is ordered / arrives • deliberately vague location is given “a restaurant near or maybe quite far from us” • “friend of the show” • merch is worn • Dipper sighting

[@madisonmetzner7819]

him wearing chad chad’s merch is so sweet i luv seeing my fav creators support eachother ❤

[@MorganWahlin]

Can’t believe COVID stole Jordan’s hair 😔

[@iamjustkiwi]

I thought it was awful before but man, this virus has TRULY gone too far!

[@elie.bb15]

this isn't to blame anyone or anything, bc that's not how this stuff works. that said, just because you hang out with a group of people that is small and who all knows each other, doesn't make you less at risk of COVID. just so everyone is aware, it's an airborne illness and unless everyone is isolating and religiously masking in most in-person scenarios in their lives, the odds of getting COVID aren't low. what sucks is that our governments have let us down entirely and have made it so so difficult for risk mitigations to be widely adopted. it's so frustrating 😢 i'm glad y'all are feeling better now!

[@LittleLulu614]

thank you for saying this lol

[@iamjustkiwi]

Seriously. I have seen so many instances of coworkers coming in sick because the jobs didn't offer sick pay and were always short staffed, so folks were basically guilted into working sick to not be an inconvenience to others, when realistically that's genuinely not the worker's problem! We need to be able to take time to keep ourselves healthy! Besides, if the government had better rules around sick pay for routine care as well as time off, people would generally be more well off and more able to work! Even from a strictly capitalist perspective, keeping employees in good shape will always benefit you more in the long term.

[@sagemerson]

I think what they mean is it was a small group of people that all hang out on a regular basis anyway, so they were at no more risk of catching covid by going to the birthday party than they are by just having some friends over for dinner etc. Unlike some easily avoidable superspreader parties that happened in 2020.

[@ashknight6696]

@@sagemerson no, it is a misconception that a smaller group of people who know each other and hang out regularly are at a lower risk to spread/catch covid than a whole bunch of people who don't know each other hanging out less regularly!

[@LittleLulu614]

@@sagemerson i get what you are saying, but this unfortunately is a real misconception. its how a lot of ppl felt safe enough to go out restaurants/bars during the mask mandate era.

[@Alex-tg9jj]

every week you both talk about things that are ostensibly topical albeit chronically online but as someone who thinks i'm chronically online i almost always have never heard of it maybe im only chronically online for niche tumblr memes 😭 anyway i love this show ur both so funny, i never thought i'd like a podcast that was just two guys talking after years of hearing people talk derisively about that genre but i get it now it's so comforting to listen to in the background. also very funny hearing snippets of jarvis's magicification as someone who very sporadically plays mtg it's making me want to get back into it

[@LittleLulu614]

Covid is airborne!!! masking with a kn95 mask or better is the most effective and protective covid safety measure! its never too late to mask up in public :) Lets take care of each other

[@rosie2871]

and ppl will always say "well it's so expensive to buy ton of boxes of masks" as if even a couple of cloth masks you wash every few days doesn't provide more protection than absolutely nothing

[@crichard]

Yep, after four years of successfully avoiding Covid, it finally got me a few weeks ago. Luckily I didn’t need to be hospitalized but it definitely sucked.

[@NekolatheDruid]

42:42 life tip: don't listen to this for the first time in the Walmart self checkout (in my headphones). I made a noise that everyone turned and looked😂😂😂

[@wdthtm260]

Bingo idea: Jordan changes sitting position 3+ times

[@aila6814]

the amount of people i see out in busy stores with no mask, is shocking. like even just a cloth mask can help, its crazy to me that so many think its not a risk anymore. people hear endemic and think its just the common cold or a weak flu. its very much not.

[@adrianpink8144]

Right and even on buses and planes most people are unmasked 😫

[@brandondriver99]

No way you're still panicking bro

[@oliviaj4986]

i never rlly comment but i wanted to shoutout the boyz + anastasia for talking about covid safety!! we gotta keep each other safe. especially our disabled & sick homies but it affects everyone.

[@nman551]

Covid being around, and getting stronger is terrifying.

[@taylorlou]

the result of unmitigated spread unfortunately 😭😭

[@barbaragarcia8747]

Brittany Broski is remarkable in how she went from "kombucha girl" to her current status as a digital creator and her story of how viral fame affected her personal and professional life and her issues with her first management team is so important because I feel like people like Hawk Tuah girl could learn from that and get better/more fair deals

[@aj7058]

Should be noted that rapid tests do not give a reliable negative in any way at this point. They have not been updated in an incredibly long time and the instructions provided are insufficient for collecting a sample. It's so awful because you can be doing what Jarvis was and testing every single day to be responsible and the tools are just letting us all down. By the time you are getting a thick line like Anastasia you have already been sick for over a week, even if youve been getting negative rapids every day up to that point.

[@low_poly_kat]

this & also people tend to be most infectious before they feel symptoms (& people usually only test when they feel symptoms) along with how COVID can be asymptomatic are why it's so important to wear a mask all the time, not just when we feel sick or test positive

[@Elena52180]

Lol i am so confused why anyone cares that much about huak twah girl

[@Isabellediaz112]

Me too? I don’t understand why men are harassing her and getting tattoos of her and there are women constantly degrading her because she said something they didn’t find funny

[@helloamtay]

She gives big "sex positive best friend" energy. I am not losing my mind over how cool she is but I do get it, it's nice when someone is being genuine and talking about normal stuff without having to act like it's shameful or not funny.

[@donywahlberg]

​@@helloamtaythat's 100% it. Very genuine and endearingly honest comment. That is what makes it funny. People over complicating it or turning it into a gender conversation need to touch grass.

[@jenniferwaidelich642]

I think it's because she's highly attractive. If it were an overweight woman who was less attractive, people would have the opposite reaction to her answer.

[@demetriam2408]

Like I'm happy she's getting money, honestly good for her, but I'm confused how she got popular for it at all? Idk I haven't actually seen anyone find it funny so I wonder how it went viral

[@KellyKnowlesArt]

thank you for talking about covid! i'm the only person i know who takes it seriously so it's a big relief to hear more folks talk about it

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

Bingo ideas bc who else was i going to tell? - Jordan says a banger that goes under the radar - Jordan says "really the xyz bastard" - "Friend meta" - One of them acknowledges they're on a tangent and then both continue on the tangent (the best kind of conversation style imo) - Either says something along the lines of "But it's whatever/it's fine though" after dropping some emotional shit - Story about or shout out to Kurtis Conner/Eddy Burback/Hank Green -Reference to Black/White - Updates on Jordan's sleep schedule or Jarvis's Pokémon Sleep progress - Jarvis looks like he's going to poke his eye out with his hard he rubs his eyes when he's thinking😂

[@dangerxbadger2300]

Bingo ideas: -"discretionary entertainment budget" is said. - someone makes a slightly too aggressive sounding joke at Anastasia - hustlers university is mentioned - discussion where the conclusion is that the root issue is capitalism

[@moth__soup]

i’ve seen the hawk tuah girl all over twitter, but haven’t bothered to look into what any of that means because I knew you all would cover it, and i’m not disappointed lol

[@isabellerosenblum7935]

As far as the bingo goes, there definitely need to be "Jarvis and Jordan mention their time at Patreon" and "Jacob gets on mic" squares.

[@janejanejaney]

Thanks so much for talking about the ongoing fear of covid for people with various health conditions. I was hospitalised for several infections while going through cancer treatment and it's left me with so much trauma and fatigue. I'm constantly anxious I'll be put out by covid or whatever else.

[@atlas-wr5bf]

good reminder for everyone to mask in public whenever possible 💕💕

[@sk8rgirlo]

Possible additions for the bingo: -Jordan laughing so hard he contorts into a lil pretzel (a personal highlight whenever it happens) -mentioning that one coffee place you used to go to (the name escapes me rn) -affectionately calling someone a nerd or loser -intense adhd moment of any kind -Dipper/ dog moment - I hate to bring it back, but bisexual sitting -Pokémon -Jordan doing the exaggerated hometown accent -___ bastard - Jarvis takes the time to fact check -Casually reciting lyrics mid sentence

[@lizardlace9510]

i only appreciate Jarvis saying “only use your discretionary entertainment spending” i just really like it

[@globblin1734]

You guys talking about Covid safety is awesome

[@arw3n3v3nstar]

thank you for masking and testing and taking care of urselves and the community!! it's super important to hear public figures talk about taking precautions :)

[@Bee-ys6kt]

Covid is SO bad rn mask up everyone!! Like every one of my friends has it rn

[@Bee-ys6kt]

Also last time I got Covid I broke my ribs cause I coughed too hard 10/10 DO NOT RECOMMEND It’s taken like 6 months for me to heal my ribs alone

[@lolalane69420]

I am very guilty of having insane "here me outs" as a woman. There is a particularly attractive fig tree in tuca and bertie.

[@demetriam2408]

The tree from the last unicorn made me gay. Like that movie was my bisexual awakening.

[@Bee-ys6kt]

Literally broke my ribs last time I got Covid cause of the coughing Don’t recommend, it took me 6+ months to stop hurting

[@LoneRanger-et7gq]

I started choking on my ice cream while reading your comment. 😧😳What!? Oh my goodness!? Sorry that you had such an excruciating covid experience. I hope all is well?

[@scream_kinh614]

My ribs began hurting just thinking about this oh my god- im glad youre healed now!

[@Bee-ys6kt]

Thanks for the well wishes! Yeah I made sure to do the breathing exercises the doctor recommended so I didn't get pneumonia (cause apparently that's a thing you get when you don't breathe deeply??) and healed up pretty well 👍 only get aches every once in a while

[@hermit_crab992]

The fanmade pokemon card for Jarvis is so sweet!! You guys really inspire lots of creativity from ur fans--congrats!!

[@lilleeble]

thank you for being for frank about covid and advocating for those of us who are vulnerable

[@Amy-yh8kf]

I still wear a mask in NYC subway system because I have older parents and don’t want to compromise them! It’s just the responsible thing to do!

[@hilarious557rox]

Ive seen the jesus rap many times but for some reason your commentary on it is bringing it a fresh new life

[@orionh7201]

Masks should be worn regardless of if the crowd is big. Superspreader event. Not surprised, but disappointed more people don't just wear masks!

[@starstruckmetal1225]

every sad boyz episode is like really thoughtful discussion or fun banter between these two at the cost of them bringing up an insane online video that i have never seen or heard about but has in fact gone viral and had several developments over the past two weeks

[@nathanaelboston9956]

I’m overjoyed for anyone discovering Rapping for Jesus for the first time.

[@iamjustkiwi]

Respect for still taking COVID somewhat seriously; where I live it's basically like it never happened, and no one has changed anything. I'm probably gonna be a masker in public forever because: A. It's instinctual now every time I'm going into somewhere I'll be close to multiple other people B. It's super easy to just throw a mask on since I keep a box in my car and good N95s are very comfortable (I recommend the 3M "Aura" branded ones, though they are more pricey) C. I have not had a single respiratory infection since 2019, which is extremely awesome. I hate being sick, and definitely would like to dodge something with lots of people having long term issues. Life is hard enough already y'all. It's also good to remember that the vaccine will generally not keep you from contracting the virus but WILL reduce the severity of your instance and SUBSTANTIALLY cut the odds of long term problems. It's worth it, and I am someone who has rough reactions to lots of vaccinations where I often feel very sick for the day afterwards, which reads to me as a bit of reassurance that my body would respond even worse to the actual infection.

[@LittleLulu614]

@@iamjustkiwi shoutout to all the lone maskers out there!!!!! we are not alone even though it feels that way.

[@puppyyuppy8618]

came here lookin for yall

[@bean_bat]

AND people forget that they need to keep up to date with vaccines! instead of thinking their last one in 2022 is doing much to protect them

[@vaughnhaney7020]

I live with my mom and she won't let me wear a mask because it's "weird now", and I can't get boosters because the original vaccine nearly stopped my heart. My doctors are starting to suspect I may be immunocompromised. Needless to say, I'm getting terrified lol

[@MinaF99]

When I got the vax I was really sick for nearly a month. That is pretty discouraging to go and do that to yourself deliberately. I don’t have the time for that

[@Andrew-z5b1g]

"lets huck on twah nother topic" DID NOT GET THE APRECIATION IT DESERVED

[@Rome_The_Gnome]

As a young trans man i love you two sm. You guys bring genuine joy to my life and have taught me so much about masculinity and maturity. I will be forever grateful to this podcast you in part made me the person i am today.

[@bear738]

seeing the good well-educated comments about covid deeper in the comment section honestly made me tear up. the public education failing so miserably in explaining how the vaccine works and that covid is airborne has truly broken me. people who know and care, please never stop talking about these things, i love you

[@rowannnnnnnnn]

“I love your feet, And I love what they do, I have some kitchen scissors down here, I just wanna make sure they’re away from you” - Jarvis Johnson 2024 2:10

[@fishfoo]

short hair jordan and long hair jarvis is a combination that only happens in my wildest dreams

[@Anna-19928]

God do I appreciate you talking about Covid still existing!! I am immunocompromised and chronically ill and no one around me cares (aside from my partner). I saw a great tweet that said Covid moves like smoke- so if you’re in a space that you wouldn’t smoke, you should probably wear a mask. Stay safe everyone!

[@rejoice37]

Awe y’all laying on that couch looks so adorably awkward you will def need a bigger couch if you do sleepovers with sad boys

[@caycecarson]

The free space should be “bisexual sitting”

[@puppyyuppy8618]

asymptomatic infection accounts for over 50% of infections. someone can be asymptomatic and give you a symptomatic infection, and possibly kill you. and covid tests arent detecting it until days 5-10 of symptoms.

[@hazelbro119]

3:24 - 3:30 was an interesting audio experience for the few seconds i didn’t look at my phone

[@narutardednerd]

I like how the kitchen scissors are set up early and then come into play later

[@CarolChillsCasually]

Nooo Jordan’s fro is gone! It was awesome. He looks good with any hair length tho

[@FunctionallyLiteratePerson]

They did surgery on a Jarvis I was NOT expecting rappin for Jesus here

[@cherryquill]

I have not stopped masking anytime I go anywhere public, inside or outside. The only place I’m willing to unmask is with friends, usually after us having tested for covid, or my LARP group which requires covid tests before attending. Thank y’all for drawing attention to how serious it still is.

[@seastokes5695]

thank you for bringing up the reality of the ongoing pandemic. covid triggered long covid/chronic illness for me last year and I continue to take covid mitigations. hearing so many online presences disregard it is so disheartening. hopefully y'all are able to mask up in public again and protect ur community & urself!

[@ocarinadude762]

I fuckin love Jordan's face at 43:05. He knows that white pastor can only rhyme so many things with "bigga" and he is shocked.

[@viradechtis]

Jarvis doesnt have to tell us he's single, the fact he's still alive after using kitchen scissors for paper is telling enough haha. Just thinking about using my kitchen scissors for anything other than kitchen stuff summons an angry GF.

[@low_poly_kat]

heyyyy, now feels like a good time to remind people that COVID is still very much around & we are still in a pandemic (not just according to me, according to the WHO & many epidemiologists) thousands of people are being infected & hundreds of people are still dying per week just in the US & WEARING A MASK is still the best way to reduce the spread of COVID distance helps, but COVID is AIRBORNE which means it moves like smoke I'm glad y'all talked about it & it's good to recognize that COVID is still around & it's amazing to know that Long COVID is a risk for EVERYONE not just already elderly or immunocompromised people but that recognition should involve action to prevent spread, including wearing masks, air purification, testing frequently if able, ventilation, etc. vaccines only vaguely prevent spread, they help with the severity (this is not just directed towards Jarvis, Jordan, & friends, but for anyone reading this)

[@low_poly_kat]

also, I'm thankful for all the COVID aware baddies in these comments speaking up about the importance of ALWAYS taking precautions, y'all are hot 💖