THE POKEMON ANIME HILARIOUSLY ADMITTED WHICH POKEMON ARE MOST BREEDABLE - Pokemon Memes

[@alexschmitz3414]

Nintendo: “There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Batman.”

[@gilbertplays]

The only laws Nintendo care is copyright laws.

[@DangerDan64]

​@@gilbertplaysOutside of that, everything is fair game.

[@SladerTheTater]

NOOOO JOKER

[@LordRon]

True cuz people back then use to marry pokemon and same in Vice versa. Therefore they consent

[@grimplaysminecraft746]

They make the laws!

[@conduit64]

Distressed Trainer: No, Gardevoir, you're supposed to be kind and caring, you're known as the Embrace Pokemon! Bloodthirsty Gardevoir: Yes! I make my enemies embrace death!

[@huntingdrums]

Other trainer: I hope she embraces me in a dif- The entire pokemon community: MAN SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP Gardevoir Running from the freak: HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!!!

[@justafan9206]

​​@@huntingdrums*cowboy revolver twirling intensifies*

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

​@@huntingdrums with that yell, I'd expect her to be running towards him with bloodlust in her eyes. He can't be left ALIVE after all.

[@Infinite_void_wanderer]

@@huntingdrumsnot funny, didn’t laugh

[@alvaroperez2349]

3:42 this is when Meowth got a glimpse of Mimikyu’s true form…

[@alexl8864]

Holy crap, I didn't know Meowth died?!

[@alvaroperez2349]

@@alexl8864 more like a Near-death experience.

[@alexl8864]

@@alvaroperez2349 Yikes!

[@stuffandthings617]

@@alexl8864 also it happened multiple times in that episode poor meowth 🙈

[@edwinplayer]

episode?

[@NightcoreBrawler]

That Screenshot is from an Episode of Sun and Moon where Meowth supposedly "DIES" after seeing under Mimikyu's Costume... I believe its the same Episode that Jesse and James also beats Ash for the first time

[@drakosgata9333]

They win??

[@nox_luna]

@@drakosgata9333 yeah jessies mimikyu was op

[@drakosgata9333]

@@nox_luna oh yeay, rip james' Luxury ball

[@HarryPotter-uv8yp]

Friendly reminder that Vaporeon are heavy. They are on average 29kg, or 63.9lbs. They are also 1 meter or 3ft tall. If one were to walk across your keyboard…you don’t have a keyboard anymore.

[@Templar127]

Plot twist: Vaporeon ate the lemon, and spat it on Umbreon's mouth

[@nobafan7515]

I cant imagine if and how it affects water types more.

[@Christin-Eleven]

​@@nobafan7515 Yellow Vaporeon! XD

[@B-me4nf]

@@nobafan7515 it makes it acidic but better tasting

[@saturnscoria6388]

I don't know about Glaceon but Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time Darkness and Sky had Gardevoir and Lopunny along with Medicham as Team Charm. They've known about their "attraction" for a long time.

[@M_Alexander]

Not that I deny it but I'm not sure I've ever seen Medichan R34

[@relicking9207]

@@M_Alexander It's out there, weirdly easy to find too

[@M_Alexander]

@@relicking9207 I simply consider myself fortunate that there are things I haven't been subjected to

[@relicking9207]

@@M_Alexander Fair enough

[@owenpeck4857]

Shit now that's burned into my head and I can't forget it

[@ivanbluecool]

Players:(sweating) they know? Game freak: OH YEAH

[@conduit64]

Of course they know, they're the ones who added lore that says people used to marry pokemon.

[@ElishaFollet]

Well yah duh ofc they know, did you think all the furbait they make once in a while and sus bits of lore were made by accident? Sex sells man

[@edwinplayer]

Players: well? make more!

[@shironasama0445]

I remember that Sun and Moon episode, the one where Meowth literally died and was about to go to Poke Heaven

[@tripplec6798]

it happened at least 3 times and each time with mimikyu and every time team rocket or somebody else would just outright say how is he even alive. Now I think about it Meowth is a cat so guess the nine lives thing applies to cat pokemon.

[@owenpeck4857]

​@tripplec6798 "Sorry, Meowth, you can't go to Pokéheaven just yet. You still have some more lives. That's just how the lava cookie crumbles..."

[@deadheat1635]

I have a theory that Glaceon was the Eeveelution Game Freak thought, no, _expected_ to be the offbranded one (but then that one guy on 4 Chan happened and you know the rest).

[@maravreloaded]

Speak for yourself I prefer a glaceussy before a mainstream Vaporeon.

[@firepuppies4086]

I think it's the more... Blatantly human like "Hairstyle". Take any eeveelution, slap a human face on them and give clear human ears, Glaceon could pass

[@thunnus_albacares]

Vaporeon got attention as a downbad pokemon because of that 4chan post alone, else no one would really care In that certain website Glaceon is almost as popular as Vaporeon and it doesn't even get the highest post count among eeveelution, that 'honor' goes to Umbreon, also Sylveon and Base Eevee actually have more post than it

[@Surkk2960]

To be fair, a Glaceon is just a Vapoeron that was put in a freezer overnight.

[@moonshinershonor202]

... A game theory if you will.

[@hyperdimensionbliss]

Gardevoir and Glaceon, cultured taste has truly won.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

They did not add Vaporeon because she was "Busy" elsewhere and EVERYONE knows she is the most compatible pokemon.

[@M_Alexander]

I mean Gardevoir is as close to vanilla as boinking Pokémon can get

[@illdoittomorrow2368]

@@M_Alexander So does gardevoir and glaceon make vanilla ice cream?

[@M_Alexander]

@@illdoittomorrow2368 😐

[@CalmestRaccoon]

@@illdoittomorrow2368 I can't combat that.

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

First joke, and I am sad Eevee didn't eat the fruit and evolve into Lemeon.

[@noctusdoesthings]

If he did, he'd die shortly after

[@TheMasterBlaze]

And then you realize it was Meowth simping for 2 Pokemon in his Egg Group and a Gardevoir.

[@Popo-the-god]

( 1000 yard stare )

[@lilchristuten7568]

Was it simping or was it thirsting?

[@TheMasterBlaze]

@@lilchristuten7568 Yes

[@Xahnel]

Look, there are two ways to animate unown: biblical angel, and single brain cell.

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

Which one depends on the amount of unown that are there, since they synchronize their intelligence... or something like that. A dozen or more together are powerful, serious, and geniuses, while one to six together are silly little things with at best average intelligence, and not the greatest at fighting.

[@Oscorpior99]

Spider

[@shadowfan115]

i hate how he keeps calling Clodsire Mudkip but it's funny at this point

[@gravajaumbros]

People in the pokemon world absolutely eat pokemon. The pokedex makes it clear, lots of pokemon get eaten by people. But people need to stop saying that the Vanillite line would be good eating. Despite their names referencing vanilla, the dex (at least in English, maybe it's different in other languages) makes it clear that they are just ice. No flavoring. Just frozen water. Like, sure, it wouldn't be bad. But it would be like eating a snowcone with no syrup. Just ice.

[@mikael100100]

TIME TO PUMP IN THE FLAVORING THEN

[@M_Alexander]

Consider: you could pour syrup on them and then eat regenerating snow cone

[@gravajaumbros]

@@M_Alexander Ah, now that's a good idea! That would be the way to eat them.

[@M_Alexander]

And it doesn't actually hurt the Vanillite

[@Popo-the-god]

​@M_Alexander given that on some battle animations it's literally dropping of of them. I wouldn't doubt they make infinite ice cone material.

[@-.-K._.]

Man realy asked "DOSE IT LEAK!?!?"

[@philosopherkingzant2037]

Noble once played a game of Smash Bros But then he threw his controller and the start button broke He Lost Pause

[@Integritys_Sum]

Actually good comment👍🏻

[@M_Alexander]

When you consider that Exeggcute is six _seeds_ that fell off of Exeggutors then come together with six more seeds to make an egg with six _more_ seeds that _didn't_ fall off Exeggutor

[@TheTakato122]

Exeggcute are eggs.

[@M_Alexander]

@@TheTakato122 you _thought_ Red: Often mistaken for eggs. When disturbed, they quickly gather and attack in swarms. Stadium: A Pokémon that is like the seeds of a plant. If you find one and chase it, others will join it without you noticing. Y: Even though it appears to be eggs of some sort, it was discovered to be a life-form more like plant seeds.

[@lilchristuten7568]

​@@M_Alexander Wait you can find a single one of them alone?

[@M_Alexander]

@@lilchristuten7568 half of the Exeggutor dex entries state that one of the heads will sometimes fall off, become an Exeggcute, and use a psychic signal to find five more. Iirc a couple Exeggcute entries talk about what happens when one is separated, such as the other five can't keep balance until they find one more stray

[@fanofmetal1]

4:42 Yes, they do. Gary MOTHER FU@KING Oak found fossilized droppings back in kanto.

[@brents2512]

We cross breed a bitter orange and a Citron. Life will never give us lemons we invented it.

[@Popo-the-god]

Life didn't give us lemons. WE. MADE. LEMONS.

[@clothar23]

​@@Popo-the-godLife gave us the building blocks for Lemons though. And our insatiable curiosity so...ya know.

[@Popo-the-god]

@@clothar23 >:(

[@clothar23]

@@Popo-the-god You can always call up Life's manager. That's the advice of a certain CEO ya know.

[@Popo-the-god]

@@clothar23 nah ima believe my own thing.

[@indianboyster]

4:10 in Meowth's defense both Glaceon and Lopunny are in his egg group (field) so chances are even in nature it might have happened before)

[@skycastrum5803]

Found what looks like the original post for the Slowpoke tail. It’s made by combining two Japanese fish cake recipes, the main ingredient being a fish commonly used for imitation crab meat. Apparently it’s spicy.

[@XerexB]

has anyone flirted with their friends mom? Well there's a song that says "Stacey's mom has got it going on." about 100 times :)

[@Acueil]

A girl saying that your mom look beautiful is just casual talk. If a guy did that then it's weird.

[@kingmagikarp97]

1:58 I can't wait for the new Legends game to come out so I can mega evolve my shiny Gengar that I named after Cino lol

[@owenpeck4857]

The only thing about this is that it makes me wonder wtf happened to Unova...

[@noice9193]

Oh yeah I watched that episode with meowth and the waifu pokemon I think it was in sun and moon where meowth got trapped under mimikyu and had dreams of “beautiful” pokemon

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

5:10 oh... oh you know there's at least 1 friend in each friend group that's that way, or is too shy to say it. You either have that friend or are that friend, you Kakyoin's of the world.

[@T-ZillaSaur]

9:58 Okay, I actually watched their video days before this but I must’ve missed that part😆

[@Szaqali]

Whats the video called? I want to watch it xd

[@Matt-td8xw]

Whats it called?

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

Tell us please.

[@OMNITYPE27]

It's from Shiny Catherine

[@IrideaeSnowbloom]

"Does Vaporeon just make everything it touches wet?" :) "I don't answers to that one guys." :(

[@SuperFlashDriver]

If any vaporeon or water type proceeds to drip water on my electronics, I'd shoved them immediately off of it and feel total pain of my electronics ruined (believe me this happened 5 years ago when I spilled ice cream into the back vent of my computer and it ruined nearly half of the electronics part of the computer, eventually dying due to the battery being disconnected from the board, thus the cable got too loose and the Operating System wouldn't boot properly anymore). So yeah, this is why I would have dragon pets rather than water pets.

[@sqwong3947]

1:39 GUYS LOOK!!! ITS TCNICK3!!!!

[@PkMkPresto487]

That meowth scene is from when he looked under mimikyu's cloth

[@silver7215]

I swear, Noble’s joke insisting on calling quagsire a mudkip is sticking and I was almost convinced there was nothing wrong

[@Ty2000.]

And It’s not even Quagsire!

[@maravreloaded]

The SM anime knew a lot of things.

[@SevEvoimaru]

2:21 nope. The Water Absorb ability keeps Vaporeon from _losing_ water. It's how it heals. So it won't water damage anything unless it wants to.

[@KamisamanoOtaku]

@9:39 Snogging? On a related note, they didn't think American kids could understand the term "Philosopher's Stone" but *snogging* was supposed to be obvious...

[@maravreloaded]

3:55 they totally know

[@dumpsterbabies8453]

They knew what they were doing but why vaporeon only got famous from a 4chan post but the accuracy of a eeveelution one dealing with water but frozen it’s very close and cpncerning

[@Cortanis001]

Thanks to the goblin king Thor, he brought something cursed to my awareness on this one.... All those food looking Pokémon are parasites. Getting eaten is part of their life cycle. It looks like ice cream, cake, or sweetbread so it can get in you. Suffer with me now. XP

[@rotomthegreat1404]

11:33 In my headcannon some pokemon are Illegal to eat, due to cultural reverence, (all starters, all pikaclones, eevee), rarity (Pseudolegendaries, anything explicitly stated to be endangered), toxicity (most poison types) or Intelligence (most psychic, fighting, or ghost types)

[@Soundwave26]

0:16 umbreon looks like he’s from stranger things 😂

[@swampcooler8332]

2:20 I've been on the internet noble, I don't believe Vaporeon needs to touch things to make them wet.

[@lilchristuten7568]

That wasn't the question though.

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

Yeah, wasn't the point. They make everything wet because specifically Vaporeon has the ability to turn into water whenever it wants to so yeah.​@lilchristuten7568

[@tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32]

11:32 hold on if you eat a paras' mushrooms... wouldn't that mean your forcing a parasite into your eternal organs. ...that is just asking for plaga

[@jason4443]

It's perfectly cooked. Should be fine.

[@BirdieSenpai]

Noble referring to Cramorant as a seagull has me wondering just what kind of bird it's meant to be. I'd always assumed it was a pelican like Pelipper, which comes from Wingull, a seagull. What do y'all think?

[@runedoom]

Cormorant. Literally just switched the first o and r then turned the o into an a.

[@MysticMylesZ]

0:57 Yes professor Lost Pause! So wise. So cool. Why did I come on this trip again.

[@Blazieth]

10:20 Good GOD I was not expecting to see this pop up here. This is a very old Nuzlocke comic that I don't believe ever finished. It was a common trend in Nuzlocke comics to simply have the Pokemon talk to make it easier to characterize them.

[@zackaryevans138]

5:02 Every single Pokémon who has had to put up with R[BEEP] art of themselves easily thinking: to penny: What are you actually DRUNK?!

[@MunchKING]

The weird thing is Glacieon and Lopunny are Field group, so they could give that Meowth some eggs. But Gardevoir? That's straight Amorphous group. That's like Meowth being attracted to a Muk or Gastrodon or Elektross or something. No Eggs for you there.

[@skunkapestories4622]

Clodsire: What's the deal doc? LP: I diagnose you with Mudkip.

[@Mr-Green0]

4:55 What the hell, Penny?

[@moonshinershonor202]

She gots an Eevee harem, shes a rizzler,!

[@Celestia282]

In fact, Pokémon do poop. The White Pokédex entry for Darumaka mentions it.

[@DARKMK-lj4bx]

I questioned game freak after reading that

[@penguinsarecool6357]

Bro seriously called clodsire mudkip. I'm literally dying.🤣

[@Mare_Man]

2:06 That's silly, Vaporeon doesn't get things wet It gets them ha-

[@Mr-Green0]

3:40 What is Meowth thinking of?

[@toadskywalker6417]

I once named a wooper "mudkip", even after evolving to quagsire

[@jonnybildgerat7778]

fun fact we actually do know that pokemon poop, in the episode about fossil pokemon in the first season of the anime Gary finds a fossil that the archeologist said was fossilized pokemon manure.

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

DO NOT TRY TO EAT THE GIANT CAKE POKEMON, YOU WILL HURN YOUR TEETH. Plus the amount of calories it has is enough to kill you

[@Ririxpj]

4:24 WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE, IS THAT A LURANTIS PFP!?!?

[@blackcitadel9]

You got lost and then paused? I thought...you lost the ability to pause. My world is shaken.

[@SevEvoimaru]

10:06 @ShinyCatherine oh my god, poor Gawr Gura got crushed by a golem!!! 😂😂

[@SlendisFi_Universe]

Pokemon do poop. Remember the archaeology episode where they thought they found rare pokemon fossil and the guy said "Congratulations. You found a perfectly preserved petrified pokemon poop." Was on first season of the anime.

[@petman515]

And in archeology finding poop it a big deal it's the only way really tell what an animal way eating.

[@SlendisFi_Universe]

@@petman515 Indeed. Funny how bummed Jessie, James and Meowth were tho 🤣

[@spikers6669]

Just a note exeggcute is considered as seeds despite looking more like eggs with yolk showing. Other thing is i never been mad over uno but even more confusing is i don't get mad at monopoly either yet I'm very calm type person.

[@zenkalt]

9:49 Sure is Knuckles' Chaotix in here.

[@GILLIGFAN]

11:55 missed opportunity to edit in the narrator from that show saying “Delicious in dungeon” at the end 🥴🤣😂

[@awkwurdtalke-gamesandgamer8236]

0:50 Ayo, potato has no money!!

[@Victor-056]

11:44 Canonically, the Alacreame line actually "Share their cream" with people and pokemon they like.

[@alexandremiseraph9946]

11:44 - You have reminded me of what I once heard about those pokemon: "Why do they look like food? To be eaten. Why do they want to be eaten? It's part of their lifecycle. They're parasites."

[@RealNefastus]

5:10 Half of our friend group had the hots for our friend's... mom... (Disclaimer: Since I knew her, I wasn't one of them)

[@swampcooler8332]

11:45 don't eat the ice cream. It's a parasite.

[@tripplec6798]

not only that but if I recall right the dex outright says the alcremerie form there is expired rock hard cake and would either just make somebody very sick or just kill them if consumed

[@DerekJohnson-r3k]

😂 this is why I love my childhood Pokemon you can see the most silliest and adorable stuff in Pokemon but then again it makes me sad what people are doing to it😢 but enough about the sad stuff we're here for the giggles

[@topcat59]

At least Meowth has good taste in women.😺

[@lilchristuten7568]

The glaceon's a bit weird but hey he is a cat. Though I'd go for Sylveon, leafeon, Espeon, and maybe flareon.

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

​@@lilchristuten7568I'd say Glaceon still..because the gijinkas of her actually look really good.

[@lilchristuten7568]

@@marcoscabezolajr.8408 But gijinkas of any pokemon looks good if the artist wants it to. The only exception I can think of are things like garbador and trubish.

[@marcoscabezolajr.8408]

@@lilchristuten7568 tbh a good artist can make any Pokémon look good as a human. Even trubish might have one that looks decent enough

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

If you're trying to say that a creature that weighs 14.3 lbs or 6.5 kg CANNOT press down on a laptop/computer keyboard, I call bullshit on that one.

[@FightingFoodonsFan]

Maybe the keys were that dirty, so the person has to push HARD to get them to go down?

[@DavidStowers-o7k]

@@FightingFoodonsFan That then begs the question, What was the source of the "dirt"?

[@Knightblade490]

You can even eat the blue lobster pokemon's claw

[@autumbreeze1129]

Speaking of Cramorant and seagulls, I recently saw a video on Twitter of a seagull eating a squirrel. It was like a train wreck. I wanted to look away, but I couldn't

[@DarkwolfRedsoul]

- I once was lost, but now i'm paused. Was blind from all offbrand...

[@nathanielbass771]

as per the anime, Pokemon do indeed produce "manure" , as Gary and company found a "fossil" during a fossil dig and the nearby archaeologist said, "this is fossilized pokemon manure"

[@Mr-Green0]

7:59 So much for the mature personality.

[@Leonidas1210vc]

Uno does that to a mofo

[@battlesheep2552]

1:15 uncircumcized vaporeon is going to live rent free in my head for a while

[@Mr-Green0]

6:08 I don't remember which scene was, but I think it was from that scene where the girl chopped off the snake girl's tail.

[@M_Alexander]

Speaking of having no bread for sandwiches, I recently had a glitch where my whole picnic was loading under the map or something. No table, no plate, just floating ingredient trays that I dropped into the ground. Still managed to make my ham sandwich

[@0ctoSquid-rh2ed]

2:24 is a canon event (if ykyk) 💀

[@DO4M]

I find the lack of jelly filled donuts disappointing

[@Synamint87]

Nobel asking if Vaporeon is Wet... That might explain why people like breeding it.

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

2:28 I'm sure it depends on the water type, an untrained Vaporeon, newly evolved, being capable of turning to water sure, a Squirtle that just spouts it from its mouth, probably doesn't... unless you're making it drool, have a yummy jelly filled donut or something... huh that begs another question would they drool or shed more tears when they cry vs other Pokemon?... Do they pee more? Anyways some like Suicune that's more so about purifying water than exuding it probably wouldn't, but a rainy castform might, all depends on the Pokemon... don't even get me started on if it's something that spawns in water/rain dear Arceus can you imagine the problems with Kyogre?

[@MunchKING]

Pokemon are indeed known to expel waste, because the Pokedex explicitly called out Guzzlord for being weird in that no one ever found waste from it. The cake one is supposed to be TOO sweet. Like you eat some od it and it puts is shock and then the poke can run away. And the "ice Cream" one is supposed to just be snow on those icicles, so it probably wouldn't taste like much. Just Water.

[@theshizl4400]

I think that Slowpoke tail is a cake or some type of bread 👍

[@maximvandepoll3008]

It's marzipan. I'm Dutch, I've seen and eaten enough of it to know what it looks like.

[@funnymonkey3961]

7:27 I’m sorry, MUDKIP?! That is clearly Clodsire Fecalius Goodboi the third!

[@smaragdwolf1]

even if i repeat myself: The 12 Egg-Pokémon take pieces of their own Shell to form the Egg, then each of them gives a Splash of their own Yolk, filling the Egg. Thats my impression how they breed xD

[@_fire_fox_1152]

Ok so, in regards to an Eevees weight. When you compare it to an adult domestic housecat, it's actually kimda scary. The average housecat can weight 10 lbs on average, and according to google, if a cat is 20% over it's target weight it's considered obese. If Eevee weighs 14lbs, this means they would be 2x over what is considered obese for a cat.

[@Leonidas1210vc]

good thing their eevees and not a cat.

[@Mr-Green0]

2:11 No, Vaporeon! Get off!

[@RedwindAndBeyond]

1:46 GUYS ITS TCNICK3!

[@frbbaagg]

Everytime i see him look at potato or interact with it i hear a eevee pitched suffering voice in my head saying "~sAvE mE~"

[@McBehrer]

2:57 Cramorant is a Pelican but ok

[@CharlieErikson95]

The Delicious in Dungeon one was so funny because you know Lyos would do all of that

[@minasthirith6314]

that umbreon thing comes from how anime depicts eating sour food.

[@MS-LOL]

8:02 obligatory "YOU INSIGNIFICANT FU[dge because yt hates swears]" Gabriel Ultrakill moment.

[@maximvandepoll3008]

That Slowpoke tail is made of marzipan, a delicious candy-like substance. It's quite good, to be honest, very popular in my country.

[@lilchristuten7568]

Candy-like substance!?

[@kaval187]

Are Pokemon Artists Trying to bury the search Pokemon lemon party By drawing Clean pics Of pokemons With a lemon sour face

[@steelhorn2029]

I half expected the Dungeon meshi comic to make a joke about the real pikachu replacing the boy in the pikachu costume.

[@Luigicat11]

Dr. Frink: Where the hell is the candy? Comically Puckered-Faced Umbreon: I don't know.

[@gunbunny3241]

3:15 if u pause at the right time that unown looks kinda sus.. just think german in 1930-😂😂

[@RyuLuminya]

I was looking so long for a comment that mentioned it. Did no one else notice or what?

[@darklucario7214]

I think the pokemon animators were ahead of us by years