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[@RyanGeorge]

Cable news is designed to always be scary but the COVID-19 coronavirus is serious business - wash your freakin’ hands and stay home if you can. Even if you’re young and healthy, you can carry the virus to people that are not (even if you’re not showing symptoms.) Don’t panic but stay informed. Love y’all and be safe. www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/advice-for-public

[@kashifriaz6766]

Not first

[@isaacsingleton9187]

Awwww... you stole the first comment :(

[@RealSolli]

IM EARLY

[@kashifriaz6766]

Not first

[@grandmasteryodaordarthsidi4926]

Do 1st person to dance

[@raydunakin]

I just noticed the brand name on the TV: Backflip LOL!

[@arfansthename]

The hero did a backflip, snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day.

[@noidentity7873]

The agent did a backflip snapped the bad guy's next and saved the day

[@friyay1574]

The talking dog did a backflip snapped the bad guy's neck and saved the day

[@theedtity437]

The newscaster did a backflip, snapped the bad guy’s neck and saved the day.

[@ElGuerreroMaya]

I hadn't noticed LMFAO

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

When the commercial came up, all the fans gave them a mental high five because they knew what video is was from.

[@Dargonhuman]

*posts Captain America "I understood that reference!" meme*

[@martinfogliati]

@@Dargonhuman I understood that meme you're referring to!

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

But Beyonce is good?

[@elliotfranz991]

Four48pm Sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[@noxlupa2996]

Stop Motion Stupidity I’m eating my pickle as we speak

[@SomeRandomBlockhead]

I was half expecting the not-scared guy to spontaneously combust since spontaneous combustion is TIGHT

[@jelita_]

Same

[@biffin1123]

#metoo ;-)

[@lilwoofs]

MaleficOverlord 6 me too

[@herosam1390]

News reporter: So, you have a story for me? Journalist: No, sir! I don’t! News reporter: Whoops! Journalist: Whoopsie!

[@ThomasTiberio-qf9wd]

HEROSAM12 I’m pretty sure you comment on every MrMrMANGOHEAD video

[@herosam1390]

General_Anakin_Skywalker Thomas Tiberio And I’m pretty sure you are correct, my friend!

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Wow wow wow...wow.

[@captainawesome0711]

I love how Ryan's sketches are getting even more interconnected, just a creepy universe of one dude as everyone.

[@vancleave100]

Uh oh female Ryan George's not a pretty sight

[@amyhoard1222]

Strange part is that after Covid took over the world, it looks completely fine to have a KZbinr posting vids where he plays every actor in it 🤔

[@Dom-lj2dw]

Getting Corona is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Menaceblue3]

Wow wow wow!

[@BeaverChainsaw]

you mean covid 19?

[@Dysfunctional_Vet33]

Corona virus is tight!

[@umaru110]

@@BeaverChainsaw "im gonna need you to get of my back" lol

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@Dysfunctional_Vet33 No, it definitelly is not

[@BLENDEDBEANZ]

dude the reference to the pickle sandwich video at 1:39 was amazing. ya love to see it

[@BLENDEDBEANZ]

sorry its 1:34

[@vegeta30000]

should revisit this and do "first guy to ever report the news" "Hey do you see that thing over there?" "yeah what about it?" "I'm going to tell you what you're seeing." "why would you do that?" "the way I say things sound better when I say them." "Oh, really?" "yeah yeah yeah!" "Well, ok then."

[@kamenanew9867]

@Eugene Kendrick he did?

[@kamenanew9867]

@Eugene Kendrick ah I do remember that, yeah close enough

[@Gabodhd]

"YOU WILL BE STABBED BY A MINORITY" MY GOD I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[@KrillLiberator]

The minority will also look surprisingly like Ryan.

[@MaynardCrow]

@@KrillLiberator Wonder if it's racist that all the characters in his sketches look the same to me. I literally can't tell the actors apart.

[@hairyfrog429]

Sounds about right

[@Hrafnskald]

2:06 "What happens if anything actually serious happens?". Looks at date this was released on. Sighs for the innocence of a simpler time.

[@StormflameMW]

You wouldn't believe, how often that happened to me: I was standing in the kitchen, holding a piece of bread and ...

[@sleepdeprivedanteater1190]

“Friendly banter to show we’re not demons” What would we do without you Ryan?

[@sparecrow]

This is my absolutely favoritest of all your sketch’s. Everything you make is gold, but this by far is the perfect timely blend of wit, humor, and intellect. Keep them coming!

[@jonah.67]

request: first person to milk a cow

[@philippeamon7271]

and make cheese!

[@gameskape2585]

And the bull enters the scene

[@edaxtonum9803]

yes

[@ayency-topic6264]

1:23 “................DDEEATH.............” LOL 🤣

[@chandleralves698]

CORONAVIRUS : Evil laugh DOCTORS : "Stay indoors" ME: Keeps living my regular routine of staying inside and playing video games.

[@dancrane3807]

and watching youtube.

[@nano2598]

It's super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@OvSpP]

Even Ryan is talking about the virus… *BUT I STILL GOTTA GO TO WORK* 🙄

[@michaelhaynes4946]

*Friendly banter to show we're not demons* "Ha, I agree."

[@idk5648]

No one: Literally no one: Brett Newscaster: *DEATH*

[@JayHar215]

But someone did say something before he said death?

[@FaultAndDakranon]

That was Gerald. He's the not a demon who does the sports.

[@caseyatethebat]

“Hey Gerald, what’s your favorite sub-genre of metal music?” Gerald: 1:24

[@ShovelChef]

Ryan, seriously, thank you. This video is at least 10 of the best minutes of my whole week, because I definitely watched the sketch at least 3 times, and the ad at least twice. Keep up the great work. 😌👍

[@noblesseoblige319]

"It'll be like the boy who cried wolf" "Oh, yeah, they said he died" Uh. Yes. That's literally the point of the story. Huh- I guess the news got it right this time

[@dakotathacker3821]

dude, i cant stand how much i like you. you are extremely talented. and i appreciate the subtle things

[@Blitzo8390]

1:35 Hey it’s a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it

[@azwadmuntasir4714]

Brett as news guy, Michael Pickel Seller's commercial, The Dumb Weather dude, Backflip as the TV name, He's actually connecting the universe. LOVE FROM BANGLADESH😍💖💖💖

[@ura4321]

Just imagine if the MSM alerted everyone to every time someone died in an auto accident. People would never drive again because of fear.

[@amandameleen9084]

We should all stop driving until there are no car accidents anymore.

[@calvinbrinenestoris2357]

I thought that the guy was gonna burst into flames when he was mentioning the fear mongering(as set up by them mentioning spontaneous combustion from critics), but the Covid twist was also great.

[@mustafaemrebasaran7701]

Let's be honest, that was the greatest piece of social commentary you have ever seen.

[@JuuzouRCS]

This is so accurate to the daily noon AND afternoon local news programs in every single brazilian state.

[@chrisgrider1393]

I love the Michael pickleseller commercial in there

[@swanky3136]

The TV's brand is "Backflip", A refrence to how the hero always snaps the badguys neck and saves the day (source video is "the first guy to ever write fiction")

[@cathsaigh2197]

2:16 Hey that sounds like combustible advice, don't listen to him!

[@3SailorMartin]

"The umbrella isn't going to help against the stabbing"... unless you're Sidney Prescott lol

[@josephthegod3514]

“I just wanna catch the news real quick,” the news isn’t the only thing you’re gonna catch 🤒

[@Dargonhuman]

Gotta catch 'em all! ... Actually I've always wanted to play a Pokemon rom-hack where all the monsters are replaced with diseases.

[@crystallxix1493]

Missed opportunity to make him combust spontaneously once he suggested that the news are profiting of the fear of their viewers

[@thezodiacsystem2033]

I tried to watch the news once and went nope I was sobbing and I cant handle that.

[@mim3189]

1:03 Aw man, who I stab if you is warning them all the time? (I'm Joking)

[@TheToneBender]

1:49 That's pretty much everyone right now XD Also, I stopped checking the news and dear god does it make a difference in my overall happiness throughout the day. Hadn't checked all day, but I checked it earlier and I immediately got super down. Thing is, I need to check if the stores won't get closed because I need to buy Animal Crossing on the 20th.

[@aegrisomnia]

The best joke about this whole video is that youtube felt the need to slap their dumb corona sticker under it.

[@AlwaysMoreRouge]

The add of the sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it is such a nice and hilarious touch 😂😂

[@michaelablank]

I JUST noticed that the name of the TV brand across the bottom is "Backflip". :D

[@coreymatchett2490]

This is the Ryan Extended universe! Like the Vault in fallout where everyone was Gary except it’s Ryan.

[@karmajustwatchingyoutube6803]

"I want us to go out and cough at people in a subway car" ah yes the revolution of karen

[@fabycho6791]

I can't believe this is 2 months old

[@Dissociated_ferly]

After a long week at work, I'm going to treat myself by binge watching a guy talk to himself 🤣

[@MatejMachac]

Pickle guy! Deliberately placing characters into RCU is tight!

[@Kashi_Mochibean]

Honestly thought the ending would be the guy spontaneously combusting from doubting the news

[@mepatton]

You didn't take a bite out of it. You didn't. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[@RatLady-mv3lx]

OMFG THE TV SAYS 'BACKFLIP' AT THE BOTTOM WHERE A BRAND NAME WOULD BE

[@classyassmothafucka8890]

"Mhmm, Friendly banter to show we're not demons" "Ha! I agree"

[@davidludwig3975]

Lol..the brand of the TV is "backflip"🤣

[@motasemsalameh1521]

7 Rayans in 4 minutes, I feel like I was introduced to too many people..

[@monkeymefire]

"Friendly banter to show we're not demons!" And I felt that in my soul.

[@NathanielJordan85]

3:41 He DEFINITELY took a bite.

[@thetay24]

They must’ve made enough sacrifices if it’s gonna rain

[@BuckJolicoeur]

And 2 days after this was posted the Film Industry stopped and COVID.

[@bartzed4305]

hard to believe it's 21st century and news like this is still a thing

[@MoBot249]

The Ryan-in-a-hat guy sounded so reasonable up until the end. I'd have changed his name and send him to space too.

[@Purgosmusic]

1:34 Wow looks like the guy who sells a sandwich with pretty big pickle in it is still in business in the Ryanverse. Good for him lol.

[@snigdho611]

Ryan: After two weeks of using this toothpaste my mouth felt cleaner 👽: yeah your mouth smells great Ryan: when did you smell my mouth? 👽: i have to go. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stupididiot9290]

WOAH the detail with the ad on the news channel was from another episode! You have a very big brain

[@ИгорьКвестов]

Bad news is all around, but Michael Pickleseller just carries on with advertising his amazing sandwiches, the last remaining piece of coziness. What a legend.

[@PhazonOmega]

His pickle sandwiches cure coronavirus!

[@JennySparkz]

@@PhazonOmega ............ This just in: Pretty big Pickle sandwich sales skyrocket due to panic buying

[@blueskiesandstarrynights]

This just in: eating a sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it no longer makes women want to sleep with you. The world is now panicking and going into mass histeria.

[@farruxal1515]

@@PhazonOmega That's why he doesn't exist in our universe.

[@nont18411]

The chosen pickle. The pickle that was promised.

[@plucas1]

"Friendly Banter to show that we're not demons." Welp, that convinced me.

[@warlocc-paul]

It's unnervingly true.

[@garysmith3037]

Yeah, I was beginning to worry, but then they bantered.

[@australiankappa8123]

what the hell? as soon as i read that the quote came up

[@buglab2285]

Same

[@Thepaperfish1]

@@australiankappa8123 somehow that happens to all of us at the same part.

[@chickenpie7836]

I love how the guy selling pickle sandwiches from a previous sketch turns up in this one as a commercial, really ties together the Ryan George Extended Universe. 😂

[@michaelmckeay8203]

You mean a pretty big pickle...

[@orangebpumpkin5676]

I heard it will help you get laid lol

[@drakestallworth3621]

The RCU

[@HeatherSpoonheim]

Tying together the RGEU is TIGHT.

[@yigoh8437]

@@michaelmckeay8203 you mean a pretty big pickle

[@andthusitis3178]

He needs to do a video where someone who doesn’t look like him shows up and everyone freaks out.

[@michelkhairallah2788]

Yeah it will be tight and super easy barely an inconvenience

[@wipmegrandma8780]

I know the perfect actor for the role too: Clean shaven Ryan

[@CatholicaVeritas777]

And Thus It Is joker pitch meeting

[@miked2445]

@@wipmegrandma8780 An adventurer, ay? You like to throw caution to the wind, do ya? How cavalier, to assume you could even stomach the possible (but more likely definite) horrors that lie beneath that facial shrubbery!!!

[@abraz_]

There's that chick that played Jasmine in one video.

[@TheAtheist8]

"Is your puppy trying to kill you?" At that exact moment i looked at my dog and she looked away in the most suspicious way possible.

[@oo4758]

@@DrD0000M That's actually a little misleading on Vice's part. The act of licking can trigger a dogs instinct to nibble which eventually leads to full on eating. In the event you die around your dog, presumably out of love they will attempt to wake you up and get your attention by licking you. Which morphes into nibbling, and then biting, and, well, you know the rest.

[@GambitsEnd]

@@DrD0000M 1) that's Vice, so it's probably a shit article. 2) actually reading it provides evidence it's indeed shit since the hyper sensationalized title and tone of the article is a falsehood proven in the interview itself

[@memorra]

finally a comment worth upvoting.

[@sneezy-e]

your dog isn't a puppy doof

[@Merilirem]

Sounds like you own a cat. Its like a dog but evil and bendy.

[@silashellebrand462]

"It's gonna be like the boy who cried wolf." "Oh yeah they said he died."

[@luminoustorus548]

LMAO 😂

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

Probably killed by the death puppies mentioned earlier

[@rome8180]

I actually laughed out loud at that part. And I never do that.

[@jordanmicahcook]

Best part!

[@basilenordmann7356]

Also a masterpiece of foreshadowing

[@SuperClonezzzProductions]

Doctors: To avoid getting coronavirus, stay inside and don’t interact with people often Me, an introvert: super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@harryvrentas6359]

It’s what we’ve been training for!

[@jch8376]

I got this

[@bigfan1041]

You guys seem cool, wanna meet up outside and cough on people? 😀

[@just1desi]

I’ve been preparing for this my whole life...

[@Dargonhuman]

Introverts were staying inside and not interacting with people before it was cool to stay inside and not interact with people.

[@tylercarpenter7747]

1:34 I love how the “sandwich with a pretty big pickle in it” commercial plays😂

[@zomb13d3stroyer]

Glad they are expanding the world. All of us hard-core fans love to see fan service every once in a while. Maybe they will turn it into a spin off series if we ask enough. Man I love the expanded universe.

[@johnniepool6388]

I didn’t notice that the first time I watched the video then I randomly watched it today and realized it!

[@a.singgih7182]

And they mute it

[@jotheunissen9274]

Newscaster: "This just in: Did you know people in the Ryan George universe can have different names?" Viewer: "That's absurd and absolutely ridiculous #fakenews"

[@aaaa-eb6pi]

I mean, there was that sketch with Ryan George and the two Bob Unemployeds.

[@caleblewis8169]

Yeah I mean there was a whole sketch about it

[@NinjaBearFilms]

I do like the consistency in maintaining his first person to come up with last names skit.

[@wolfmanhcc]

He also maintains how police can kidnap you.

[@sentientsaladstudios6326]

Jonathan Lawyer

[@sageweinberg4167]

I like how he included the commercial for a pretty big pickle in it. His world building is most impressive.

[@thenoobler1751]

Yeah

[@calebhynes1400]

It is in all the tv videos,I love it

[@jakepitner6357]

*“Friendly banter to show we’re not demons”*

[@jae9843]

That line legit made me lol much more than it probably should've.

[@fredarok579]

Michael Kevin Millet Kinda a stretch, but okay.

[@FaultAndDakranon]

Is it a reference to Snl or pure Ryan George goodness?

[@jacksonkronland5676]

This and the Onion are the only ones I trust

[@OvSpP]

Who’s the onion?

[@samuelhaley6114]

@@OvSpP the only news source you can trust

[@lurker4071]

Ironic. considering Thats the reason I eat at burgerking to begin with.

[@SDsc0rch]

FriedApplesauce - Babylon Bee!!

[@DeSoulTV]

'Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building'

[@johnashiru]

"Friendly Banter to show that we're not demons." "Ooh that is TOO BAD" (in demon voice) ""....DEATH!!!" Gerald, your demon is showing

[@SorowFame]

No, that's Gerald. Edit: if I remember correctly this comment originally mixed up Gerald’s name for someone else’s, hence my comment, and they have since fixed that. It’s either that or I’ve forgotten the joke.

[@emeraldkoala2]

I PHYSICALLY CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@legosnek]

He is a demon in disguise.

[@yashivarma8512]

WHERE?! (That was a Spongebob reference. Am I the only dork here?)

[@aspebb]

@@yashivarma8512 Dude put that thing away! There's like children here!

[@Brodie12]

“Anyone with plans and hopes and dreams for the future... should probably cancel those.”

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Already done

[@theoverlord4863]

Not like I had those anyway.

[@afoolishmortal5265]

bold of you to assume that i had any to begin with

[@Smokin_Snowman]

Everyone here has already spoken for me.

[@mr.person4050]

Wow

[@JenniferJones-hw9wu]

We need someone to do a backflip, snap coronavirus' neck, and save the day.

[@falcore91]

Jennifer Jones “breaking news, aloud action hero now has Coronavirus” Not sure which would be scarier, that or the news we already have about Hanks.

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

Yeah we should call Ant-Man

[@josephfield6903]

Jennifer Jones the virus is immune. It has no neck

[@InsertCreativeusername_]

@@josephfield6903 it's a joke

[@chancebelcher7163]

NINJAS!!!

[@thecyuber558]

“Friendly banter to show we’re not demons” “I agree”

[@GeoStelar777]

Ryan’s the only guy who can make me watch through a full ad

[@msbirdsong77]

Hm... that's true for me too

[@jimkata77]

Yeah, same here. He's so entertaining.

[@Kyzr_Signal]

Ok bye florpflap

[@dbijenhof]

You're right! And I absolutely disagree with what he advertised!

[@kavaler1471]

Ryan George and Danny Gonzalez are the only ones who can make me watch through the ads

[@randallstark3137]

Dear KZbin, Please put Ryan into the trending page. This guy deserves at least 5 million subscribers. His content is not only hilarious but totally original. More people need to see the sketches this guy does. He is literally his own cast and crew.

[@vancleave100]

Yes I agree

[@w47-p1e]

*Everybody likes that

[@JermaineYoung]

Well if he's in, I'm in

[@late_8106]

Well if he's in I'm out

[@baranorak4080]

Well if he's out I'm out

[@institutokleos]

"... DEATH!" 😂😅😂😅😂😆

[@v0lny886]

1:24

[@Uncomical_117]

Omg he is the imposter vote him off

[@v0lny886]

@@Uncomical_117 Ah, yes, let's *B O T E* me off.

[@emeraldkoala2]

That bit made me laugh more than I care to admit.

[@Colincantkill]

Your dumb emojis are giving me a mixed emotion

[@scoovy9170]

How about: The first guy to ever be a comedian/ ever tell a joke I wont stop with this!

[@V2011F]

I would like this to happen as well. If they have a patreon account you can make a donation and ask them to do this.

[@isaaceshleman2833]

“You might get stabbed by a minority”

[@bronathangiant5994]

HE WENT THERE

[@Ryeniken]

Ohhh ohohoh, that aged super well

[@user-ys3jq3uf4p]

I mean there’s always a chance that will happen

[@greedycapitalist8590]

To be fair, the majority of people have never stabbed me.

[@arekpetrosian4965]

@@greedycapitalist8590 But the minority has? So, the news was RIGHT?

[@WaddleMoogle]

And then he did a backflip, coughed on the bad guy and saved the day.

[@ABDMIN]

Hhaah

[@edmcginley7943]

We see what you did there. It looked super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@Muksss]

Ed McGinley hey dude, Either A. You are really royal Or B. You have a gooey symbiote in you

[@BMF396]

Wowowow 😌

[@cvox607]

The RCU is coming all together nicely

[@tklkw]

I'm waiting to see who the ultimate villain is .

[@FaultAndDakranon]

@@tklkw I get the feeling it's the demons inside Ryan George.

[@NationX]

Now we just need to connect the Screen Rant film/series pitch writer and producer guys 👏

[@tklkw]

Its going to be like the movie "split"?

[@memerofblaviken6326]

*RGCU*

[@cogniferous2537]

This is like an episode of Black Mirror, but it just barely warps what's actually happening. Gosh when's this gonna end.

[@davisjames8484]

When you stop watching msm

[@thedude5295]

@@davisjames8484 Damn right.

[@minbari73]

Cogniferous likely around November.

[@thedude5295]

@@minbari73 You must be crazy. Last time only made them 10 times as bad as they used to be.

[@Nxt6]

Well according to the news we're already dead. So this is eternity, it will never end. Enjoy

[@anthonysloan2620]

Other Ryan: 'Its gonna be like the boy who cried wolf! Ryan: 'Oh yeah, they said he died.' 😂😂😂

[@noblesseoblige319]

I mean... that isn't inaccurate.

[@anthonysloan2620]

I mean..................... No body said it wasn't....

[@anthonysloan2620]

@TheFifthWheel Yeah, tell that to everyone who quotes their favorite part of a vid 😕....

[@anthonysloan2620]

@Travis Griffin Lol, right maybe. Cept for the fact that Jim Carrey came up with that on the Grinch. No name, just Jim.. Jim:''You're an idiot!' Yeah, quite fitting.🌷

[@christybush8982]

You should do “ the guy who invented gift cards”

[@Simonporter89]

That's the best suggestion I've read in a while, let's send this to the top 👆

[@garorade]

good idea

[@falcore91]

Only if it ends with us tarring and feathering said person.

[@pca1987]

Nice suggestion

[@tatersalad76]

"Okay, but if you wanted to give me 25 dollars, why wouldn't you just give me 25 dollars in cash like-like a normal person?" "Well this way you can go to the store you like and but 25 dollars worth of stuff!" "Yeah, but if I end up spending like 22 dollars on a shirt, then what do I do with the other 3 dollars?" "I guess you could just hold onto it until you need 3 extra dollars at that specific store and no other ones." "Okay, so you expect me to hold onto 3 dollars worth of imaginary cash and just remember to use it if I need 3 dollars?"

[@breezza_time]

"Is this news stuff you watch this intense and depressing every day?" "Yeah it is, but now the days kinda blend together so that's a plus"

[@camthedestroyer1490]

*Huh buh buh*

[@MrFiestaification]

You saw that too? Oh man crazy

[@jajssblue]

This line in the video slayed me. I was already laughing. This just sent it over the top

[@breezza_time]

@@jajssblue Seriously though, it made me laugh so much

[@crashboredom2]

This is the most accurate portrayal of the news that I have ever seen

[@AnnthemofArt]

"People have been combusting spontaneously" *Plays Fire Force theme song*

[@JS-rv3et]

Notice the guy holding a gas can behind him in a ski mask?

[@lukeshumway7274]

Video idea: The first person to clap. Ryan 1: *finishes speech* Ryan 2: CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP 1:AHH OH MY GOSH WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE SCARING ME 2: well just thought I would show you how great your speech was 1: THATS YOUR IDEA OF SHOWING YOU LIKE SOMETHING?? YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WANNA HURT ME OR SOMETHING That's as far as I'll go haha. ALSO THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER MILK A COW…

[@jackysbin3860]

Milking a cow: hmmmm.. kinda want to squish this... ooh, white stuff!! Tastes great too!

[@Marquis-Sade]

The second part seems to be not easy to show for Ryan, wouldnt you agree?

[@IKnowThisSoundsGayBut]

Marquis Super easy, barely an inconvience

[@FussyPickles]

First person to give birth (or first person to witness it lol)

[@camelopardalis84]

I suggested the "first person to ever milk a cow" to Ryan a couple of months ago on twitter along with other ideas. I can easily imagine that he doesn't take suggestions but just does what he himself comes up with but *who knows* ? (And of course there are a lot of reasons as to why I haven't seen him use any of my ideas. Also, he must get a lot of suggestions.)

[@huimang94]

“But now the days kind of blend together, so that’s a plus-“ *stifled sob*

[@SfromWisconsin]

We're all going to be experiencing that now.

[@hakaibunshi]

*laughs breathily in quarantine*

[@DmanDice]

1: Laughs at parody. 2: Turns on news and believes everything said.

[@belalabusultan5911]

they say that bald bears from space have become zombies and are multiplying like crazy, the only way to protect yourself is to buy this Sandwitch with a pickle in it for just 420:69 (Including VAT). What are you waiting for ? this is the news after all, gimme your wallet ... I mean accept our financial advice.

[@NanoMan737400]

I mean, at least here in Argentina there are close to no fake news on TV, but they are nevertheless mostly irrelevant, violent stories about robberies and murder, followed by scaremongering by the hosts, while they sweep the truly relevant, socially concerning stuff under the rug.

[@Zauchi]

news mostly only report 'rare' bad things and maybe one 'rare' (though mostly random) good thing. lol

[@AListProductions]

Nailed it

[@solar.beehive.mind.official]

Yeah potato chips are good.

[@asajones5150]

"It's gonna be like the boy who cried wolf" "Oh yeah, they said he died" That might be the best joke I've ever heard, and sums up this video perfectly.

[@themagnusthorexperience5632]

Asa Jones It’s brilliant. Ryan is too good for KZbin. Someone must snatch him up!

[@katecosettevocals]

omg that was the best!!

[@Conceptcreator]

I mean... you ain't wrong hahahaha

[@NA-wh2hy]

"Now onto sports!" ".....Death"

[@BlackGryph0n]

Oh... my gosh... thank you for this.

[@poopyman-oo4eh]

Yes.

[@retrogradedly]

1:35 nice reference to the “First Guy to make a commercial” skit!