The Snow White trailer a box office disaster & PR nightmare

[@TheWarmachine375]

Lady Farquad and the Seven Horrible CGI Halflings.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Rock Brown and the 7 Bad Renders

[@Knight_Kin]

Dirt Brown and the Seven CGI monsters.

[@DemonicRemption]

@TheWarmachine375 Wow, I found that funnier than I should have. Sounds like a good alternate title for this too. 😂

[@TheBayzent]

*wheeeeeze*

[@dayvonlouis5187]

Chill😂 Farquad’s forehead isn’t that big

[@enderlain385]

"Thanks, Peter Dinklage. For pulling up the ladder after your short little legs climbed up." -It'sAGundam

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your petty and childish

[@GIBBO4182]

@@dopaminedukes2292you’re* not very bright

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

​@dopaminedukes2292 and you are whom exactly? Ahhh, no one. Of course.

[@readierazeii.5468]

And there I didn't think he could be any lower than he already was..

[@NPC-30]

@@dopaminedukes2292 "His" petty and childish?

[@adamlakeman7240]

The Wicked Queen wasn't wicked, Prince Charming wasn't charming, the Seven Dwarfs weren't dwarfs and Snow White isn't [redacted]. Was this film just meant for people that actively hate the original?

[@darthlaurel]

Yeeessssss! Yeeeeesssssss! They made it for themselves.

[@brandonfoley7519]

Yes

[@davidmun1601]

What happens in this movie? When did this movie come out?

[@wreagfe]

It's just to remind you that the original is the only valid version.

[@patrickriarchy6054]

​@@davidmun1601 It hasn't. Hopefully never will.

[@jegsdinogod5091]

The original snow white was a masterpiece and also a complete gamble. The amount of technological and animation craft innovation was insane. Walt himself risked the entire company on that film and he was in the editing room tightening up the film to the perfect pacing and length. Oh how far the disney company has sunk.

[@lookoutforchris]

And based on this actresses comments, she hasn't seen the movie or read the original fairy tale. She regularly incorrectly portrays the plot. I doubt she reads at all.

[@lmahu6627]

​@@lookoutforchris "I doubt she reads at all." Based on how she writes her tweets? Probably.

[@DigitalApex]

"High ho, high ho, it's 'just too woke' they go!"

[@CleverGirlAAH]

@@lookoutforchris Why would she need to read? She's a Hollywood actress/Management Elitist Class now. They get their directives from globalists who tell US what we need to think and feel. Reading is for prisoners of wrong-think.

[@Patrick3183]

How far white civilization has sunk.

[@Jonathan_Collins]

My favorite comment on the Snow White trailer from a few days ago was "Snow White and the 700,000 dislikes."

[@FlintG]

Yup that and the comment that said disney makes a live action movie but animates half the characters.

[@truthnpaws3866]

Not to mention she’s a bad actor. Honestly don’t know how she was the #1 pick amongst all the casting

[@nobletenshi7659]

Snow Brown and the 700 thousand dislikes more like

[@marywinchester1322]

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣

[@the-trustees]

Isn't it closer to a million at this point? 😂

[@morleyxtremeh1955]

Disney should just pay Gal Gadot double to replace Zegler and have her play both roles. So the Evil Queen's greatest enemy is herself in sort of a poetic way.

[@MarvinPowell1]

That would unironically be better than this. They even have precedent of having mediocre actors play twin roles after The Acolyte. At least Gal Gadot is a nicer person than Zegler, since they want to go the "it's all about fairness of character" route. However, they'd never do this, cause it's Disney. Gadot being a tall, beautiful, kind woman, cast to play the villain, while Zegler was cast as the protagonist, was done on purpose. Hell, they would've used Amber Heard as Snow White if she looked as busted as Zegler.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

That'd be a movie worth watching

[@matane2465]

It's sad seeing people shill so hard for an actress that was never a very good actress and is woefully average looking. Yes, I consider dark hair and dark eyes average because, by definition, it is because the vast majority of people in the world have dark hair and dark eyes.

[@stoops187]

@@matane2465sus

[@yt-sh]

no have you seen her act lol

[@Rembreiker_lychec9257]

They should have kept the real dwarves and replaced Rachel with CGI. Just a thought.

[@darthlaurel]

I think a lot of people would watch that now at this point in the timeline of this movie.

[@zym6687]

There were never real dwarves

[@freshrot420]

@@zym6687 _"Dwarves"_

[@Leamichellefan2244]

@@Rembreiker_lychec9257 oh no, there’s a beautiful idea.

[@MarvinPowell1]

@@zym6687 He meant, before Peter Dinklage opened his mouth and got the original dwarves fired in pre-production.

[@paplodiepopeleule693]

As a German, I feel personally insulted. What has been done to the fairy tales of the Brothers Grimm is a disgrace. Disney Please stop desecrating my culture.

[@canada0118]

According to them whites have no culture

[@ChrisR395]

Amazon did the same thing to the British with Rings of Power and Disney did the same thing to the Chinese with the live-action Mulan movie. Don't take it personally, they're just not capable of doing anything good. My question is: Why do these people still have jobs?

[@Spritz86]

as a Luxemburger, I 100% support your outrage. Schäiss drop.

[@JustSomeGoy]

We are living in the evidence of mustache man's loss and it's not a good look.😢

[@TezcatsGhost]

as a fellow german seeing this new live action nightmare of snow white makes me very sick... it makes me wish they rather did the thing that a german life action version did in that one they grabbed 7 beloved german comeduans to play the dwarves who pretty much took the main role and made it a fun story focused on jokes and silly situations it was a great movie

[@bordocofrivia2896]

Gee i wonder why nobody is being nice to the movie...could it be how: 1. Main actress shat on the source material. 2. The company making the movie has destroyed their reputation 3. People are tired of remakes and souless reboots 4. The dwarves went from gender studies grads to plastic microwaved monstrosities 5. The actresses and company mocked fans and called them toxic 6. The film is riddled with fem in ist messaging and a lack of fe male kindness that made snow white in the first place. 7. The general ugliness and generic look of the movie. 8. How reboots and remakes are now expected to be worst than the thing they're remaking. No... couldn't possibly be that....must be evil hw-ite men.

[@Leamichellefan2244]

@@bordocofrivia2896 what I find funny is people say that we need to leave Rachel alone and respect her first of all she’s been attacking people since her west side story days now it’s just gotten worse and she’s demanding respect. She hasn’t earned it. She hasn’t earned it and as far as Disney losing its reputation, you’re not wrong about that and this remake never never needed to be done in the first place.

[@thehat4244]

I know, for my part, its the whole "evil" bit.

[@Leamichellefan2244]

@@thehat4244 any chance you could elaborate on that?

[@MyCatJeff]

Because it's just a cohencidence.

[@bobshanery5152]

Anyone else sick of the censoring? We all know why the op spaced the words and had to but we are told this is not happening... ridiculous.

[@MarvinPowell1]

I've said this before, but I teach ESL to non-American elementary students. They have no idea what the Culture War is or any of this stuff. I showed them the Snow White trailer at the end of class last week to get their reaction on it. They begged me to turn it off before it was even finished, even booing one-third the way in. They memed Zegler and called her "Snow Ugly." Now its become a running gag that if they act bad or misbehave, I'll turn on the Snow White trailer. It's been quite effective at scaring them straight.

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

That seems rather cruel

[@roboturtle1429]

I like this approach when it comes to dealing with rowdy kids

[@veggsbacon1891]

Based students. I hope you're doing well.

[@stev3548]

That's both hilarious and an indicator that there exists an objective/intuitive good that children innately know, and that modern culture is deliberately shunning.

[@Hippo_Hegemony]

This is a warcrime

[@joelsalyer5544]

An americanm made film featuring a woman not being willing to clean makes this the most realistic movie of all time.

[@TheBayzent]

Not knowing how to would be more realistic

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your petty and childish

[@KA-vs7nl]

​@@dopaminedukes2292 you're**

[@veggsbacon1891]

True. Just an average american, nothing to see there. "Americans do their jobs" my ahh.

[@Xxxfallen_angelxxX]

​@@dopaminedukes2292 and you don't know how to clean

[@Jhudorisa]

Piss filter, Lord Farquad haircut, and Snow White looks like snow on the side of a highway. What a time to be alive

[@mallios13]

Finally, we have Princess Snow Mud for all the rainbow haired pseudoqueers wanting their soulless diversity bait.

[@ChelseaChfy-ex1po]

Also why are Zeglers and the fake little mermaids eyes so far apart? Is this the new requirement for diverse Disney princesses?

[@Gameprojordan]

Snow Blanco

[@mr.2timez555]

Adding Keemstar as one of the seven dwarves was Chefs kiss. This is why we love you Gundam hahaha 💀💀💀

[@ChoaticCrater]

I was looking for this comment, had to pause when I saw Keem :D

[@МартинКичуков]

Glad someone posted it.

[@Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

A soulless remake, A actress bad mouthing the source material, And a company that claims to be for "marginalized groups", getting rid of 7 roles that could have gone to a marginalized group. This movie is the embodiment of hypocritical corporate culture.

[@dubbyplays]

Welcome to the Woke bs train

[@JonTheVGNerd]

@@dubbyplays I can bet Rachel's parents raised her this way.

[@bordocofrivia2896]

Considering how Rachel Zegler took the Ghostbusters 2016 approach it isnt surprising how nobody has forgiven this movie. Seriously, from the marvels to the acolyte people are sick of woke actresses mocking everyday men and fans for not sniffing their asses the right way.

[@Leamichellefan2244]

She’s still taking that approach. I mean she’s making digs at her costar for God sake via Twitter and Instagram and nobody is buying her fake persona of loves snow White now I’m a Disney fan no no no no no no honey no honey we know how you feel and well. Your mouth is willing to say what DisneyNOW want you to say your fingers are showing us who you really who you really want who you really are and who you always will be.

[@leobuana7430]

​@@Leamichellefan2244 yeah,to certain points you could even argue the problems with casting her as snow white is less her look didn't match and more how she obnoxiously bash on the original Disney snow white

[@Leamichellefan2244]

@@leobuana7430 I agree with you the personality definitely doesn’t match the singing voice does not match. I’m sorry but snow has a beautiful soprano not some pop diva alto alto vocal range. I mean you can’t get away from the look entirely because she called Snow White for a reason, but I totally agree the personality and the voice matter just as much if not more so wrong wrong.

[@MarvinPowell1]

This movie literally appeals to no one. It's not woke enough for the woke, since they removed the seven magical Starbucks baristas and Snow White isn't a trans-lesbian. It doesn't appeal to Disney Adults who just wanted a shot-for-shot live-action remake of the original (which probably would've been the smartest move if they had to do these live-action remakes), it doesn't appeal to normies cause it looks gross. And as a teacher, I can tell you it doesn't appeal to kids, cause they now know Disney sucks after three years of Strange World, Lightyear, and Turning Red. (They really didn't like Inside Out 2 that much either and thought it was mid.) This movie deserves to flop like Borderlands, but will probably flop like The Marvels.

[@Leamichellefan2244]

@@MarvinPowell1 I just hope to heaven that we don’t see another TikTok trend like we saw with the little mermaid and you know what I’m talking about. That was oh my god that was unbearable.

[@bellowphone]

This "Modern Audience" you keep talking about; are they in the room with us right now? -That's gold.

[@FinkDaMushyCat]

Snow white with the resting witch face

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your childish

[@lookoutforchris]

@@dopaminedukes2292 lean to spell child.

[@rylanasher4756]

​@@dopaminedukes2292It'sAGundam?

[@marcogenovesi8570]

@@dopaminedukes2292 your mom

[@kentonbaird1723]

​@@marcogenovesi8570 you're* mom.

[@Kyanzes]

WEIRD, WEIRD! 1:04 Interviewer keeps nodding: "Yes, please dig deeper... faster... more..."

[@Apophis1010]

"we didn't do that this time..." Like she was around working on the original movie.

[@humanvoicemail5059]

Isn’t that also the tag line for Kamala’s campaign against JD Vance and Trump. They were also parroting “WEIRD… WEIRD!” Just like this bitch 😂

[@Etymon-jt3zw]

Is it weird that the only thing I like about Rachel's Zeggler is the way she says weird? She's not unattractive it's that she is ugly on the inside and has no talent for acting. I got a thing for mean crazy girls. Still not gonna pay to see the movie I just like the way she says weird. I think it's funny and cute in a psychotic kind of way.

[@mikesmithz]

Hahah...I never noticed how happy that interviewer was! She knew she had gold with that one.

[@TheWarmachine375]

ItsAGundam: "Do you seriously believe your own hype that much?" Rachel Zegler: *"I AM THE HYPE!!!"*

[@Etom.]

Rachel Zegler wishes she was as cool as Vegeta

[@DemonicRemption]

@TheWarMachine375 Eeewww. Rachel Zegler with TFS Vegeta's voice... Repressing that.

[@HunterTN]

Hopefully she does a cool monochrome mumble rap video to shut up all her haters.

[@enriquefuentes2289]

Seeing a dbza reference is gold in of itself

[@TheNikoNik]

​ @TheWarmachine375 "Not yet!"

[@madamefluffy4788]

If Rachel Zegler thought that the OG Disney film was weird for the Prince 'stalking' Snow White (not even sure what movie she saw, because the prince only interacts with her twice in the entire film - first when he mistook her for a servant and a the end of the movie when he wakes her with a kiss - and Snow White was smitten with him in both cases!); imagine how she'd react if she actually read the original fable - where the Prince first meets Snow White after she was 'dead' (dude literally fell in love with what he thought was a corpse and decided to take both corpse and her glass coffin back to his castle. He only learns she's actually alive after one of his servants trips and drops their end of the glass coffin Snow White lay in, which dislodges the apple in her throat, breaking the curse).

[@frankf684]

It’s not a fable,it doesn’t really convey a moral message.Its a folk or fairy tale

[@madamefluffy4788]

@@frankf684 Regardless of what kind of story is is, Zegler comments about it proves she knows jack squat about the story (either the original take or the Disney version of it).

[@jase276]

Every turn I look I read a different "original fable". First, the dwarves took out the apple, then Snow White herself did it, and now it was a servant tripping over her! It seems just about everyone but the actual Prince freed the apple from her. Next, I'll read it was actually the Queen who does so

[@AntediluvianRomance]

Oh, oh, but there's the even more original one... Never mind, let's leave it alone, it's rather NSFW.

[@madamefluffy4788]

@@jase276 There are several versions of the tale - but most don't involve the prince having to kiss Snow White to break the curse (that's only Disney). But I'm pretty sure none of them had the prince stalking Snow White (and Zegler claims) or the Dwarves living in caves (like Dinklage claims). Though, the mention of the Queen reminds me of the ending of the one I know - where the Queen is summoned to the prince's wedding party and sees his bride is Snow White. As punishment for her cruelty towards towards her step daughter, she's made to wear iron hot shoes and forced to dance until she dies from her injuries.

[@discatmatt]

Zegler doing that stare with the one eyebrow arched just about destroyed my phone from that epic level of smug. I can't wait to see how much this bombs.

[@T3t4nu5]

Sadly, she's paid either way

[@darthlaurel]

She may be paid already but I bet she has residuals. And is hoping they'll be big.

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

She already got paid at least 3 million more than everyone here in the comments section. No matter how hard this movie flops.

[@Leamichellefan2244]

@@discatmatt if you think that’s bad close your eyes and just listen to the way she talks oh my God you wanna talk about smug yikes and the smugness even comes through when she sings yes people say she’s a great singer and maybe she is some extent but for a fairytale princess likes snow White no she’s not Snow. White doesn’t sound like some pop diva with an overblown ego has a soprano voice.

[@discatmatt]

@@Leamichellefan2244 yeah, hearing her start to sing "whistle while you work" made me cringe; it sounded like there was no feeling in her performance.

[@clint4951]

"Snow White?" You mean her DEI replacement, Churro Brown?

[@dubbyplays]

what does DEI means?

[@lingricen8077]

@@dubbyplaysLettuce gay bacon tomato

[@user-a0d9w0ec9wiej]

Why does this fit as a name for a mexican Charlie Brown?

[@XenoJoker]

At least the cgi artists will get paid well for the dwarves, oh wait it's Disney 😂

[@TheBayzent]

Depressing to think about ngl

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

You would think that at some point they would notice how bad their CGI got and change things.I guess not even the weatherman watches Disney movies.

[@maxborisful]

Nowadays it's AI sourced CGI

[@truthnpaws3866]

The fact weeman could have brought a huge funny element to this. Just one of a million reasons why they should of hired real people for the dwarfs

[@dawnmana5876]

Gal Gadot is so much more beautiful than Zegler. Zegler has some weird Habsburg jaw thing going on, not to mention her eyes are social distancing like its 2020 again.

[@DarldDale]

Seriously.... Why do zoomer celebrities all look like hammer head sharks?

[@MarvinPowell1]

Zegler reminds me of those 2000s Geico commercials with the cavemen. "So simple, a caveman could do it." I know I'm not a Chad Cavill and all, but even I'm at least higher than a 4. And Zegler is a 4 in full-on makeup; I can't imagine how much worse she'd look as a non-famous person. None of us would be insulting her looks if her personality wasn't even uglier.

[@DarldDale]

@@MarvinPowell1 exactly. I don't care if I am seen as attractive or not, but I'm also not trying to be on camera and gain status off of my looks. And I think when you put yourself in the place of wanting to make money off of your appearance, like actors do, shouldn't you at least be attractive?

[@StudentABC123]

@@dopaminedukes2292 You're talking about Zegler, right?

[@KA-vs7nl]

both are gross

[@TheWarmachine375]

Surprised that Disney didn't cancel this farce of a live action remake like they did with Acolyte.

[@KevChaos86]

They've already invested way too much in this to just be able to Batgirl it away.

[@animelytical8354]

They cancelled Acolyte Season 2. This would be like cancelling season one

[@Theranthrope]

On the producing/financial side it takes years to get the loans to bankroll a movie and once they're finalized the studio is kinda stuck and has to proceed before filming begins even knowing the film will fail. This is why we'll still see ESG-funded projects through 2025 and possibly into 2026 (assuming the studios still exist) because of contractual obligations signed months or years before the sea change happened.

[@jase276]

@@Theranthrope They would save more money axing it. Marketing takes some of the biggest budget and they'll have to deal with that eventually. They're already never going to make even half of the budget back. Money laundering at its finest

[@poeticsilence047]

😂 The Lord Farquaad meme. Damn that's not just dirty. It's burning garbage.

[@TurtleChad1]

The more they try to avoid offending anyone, the more they keep offending someone.

[@demolitionsexpert]

The more they try to avoid offending someone, the more they keep offending everyone

[@Most_Wanted101]

Vern what are you doing? Peak movie

[@taags]

Exactly. Its the same as making a movie for everyone, thats when you make a movie for no-one.

[@ClarenceJBoddicker1987]

Well, there are certain demographics they love offending. Watch their press tours.

[@darthlaurel]

Their goal is to offend what they think is a tiny minority of the population - people who think marriage is between a woman and a man and who want to protect their children from predators.

[@greninjazac4577]

Disney currently has so much left brainrot that they’d likely rather burn anything down stubbornly than to EVER admit that they were wrong

[@Enigma75614]

Back in my day, Disney’s name was a sign of quality.

[@derekkeller5160]

To me they have always been bland mediocre children's entertainment. Since they bought Marvel and Star Wars and ruined them they are my enemy.

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Back in your day racism misogyny and homophobia were okay

[@Enigma75614]

@@dopaminedukes2292 I’m a zoomer bro. They absolutely were not okay.

[@dhsf5937]

​​@@dopaminedukes2292What?what racism and homophobia has to do with Disney's lack of quality?

[@D4rk3clipse]

Ok Granpa, let's get you to bed.

[@Jimmie2429]

I’d venture to guess that Peter Dinklage isn’t going to be an invited speaker at the Little People of America convention.

[@TheBayzent]

He self identifies as 6'11 you bigot.

[@azervakmonocasco4092]

why? what he said is true, the concept of the seven dwarves mining and living together in a hut is dated and insulting.

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your childish

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@azervakmonocasco4092 The *fantasy* dwarves act like fantasy dwarves? @dopaminedukes2292 should be responding to you.

[@DigitalApex]

​@@dopaminedukes2292 youre

[@noen1337]

Her eyes are so far apart they have their own zip code

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your childish

[@taycorb3tt]

You're childish since you can't handle other people's comments. Keep replying to every comment sook​@@dopaminedukes2292

[@Test-jv5ur]

Hahahahahahahaha nice one😁

[@KA-vs7nl]

​@@dopaminedukes2292 you're**

[@starsiegeplayer]

And not in a hot way like Venti.

[@giulizpaviz6381]

Disney: Quick! We have to make reshoots of Snow White! The sane employee: Does that mean that the dwarfs will be played by actual dwarfs and Rachel Ziegler will be replaced by a pale actress who's more likeable than her? Disney: 1. No, we're gonna use CGI for the dwarfs and 2. You're fired

[@kadourimdou43]

Why did someone leak the photo’s of the magical people. We have been denied the best comedy of the decade.

[@paulbennett2284]

And there were eight of them!

[@ProjectV6]

2:17 Keemstar being amongst the Gnomes gave me a fit of giggles for reasons I can't explain

[@TheWarmachine375]

Walt Disney and his Bros shed blood, sweat and tears to make the classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarves animated film painstakingly and its massive success kickstarted the entire company, making history. And now these fools seek to Tarnish it with their disgrace of a remake.

[@ProfessionalRacist007]

Yeah atleast they made something original back then. They created content that didn't exist. These losers can only make recycled content whether it's remakes, adaptations, sequels etc. They rarely make anything totally fresh & original

[@davidmun1601]

@@ProfessionalRacist007 Snow White animation really wasn't an original, was it? It was written by Brothers Grimm in 1800's. That said, Disney does make originals

[@TheBayzent]

@davidmun1601 The story was based partially on a play Walt saw when he was a kid, the ways on which it was original was: - It was the first feature lenght animation film, before it animation was relegated to small clips before movies. - It was his first film and the one that literaloy created the Studio. - It was the first film combining rotoscope animation with traditional animation. - It was the first time we saw human characters with the proportions of human characters not moving in a floaty way (thanks to rotoscoping). Snow White was unironically like Tron and Toy Story, animated cinema owes everything to that film.

[@jase276]

@@davidmun1601 It may as well have been an original because even though it is influenced by Brothers Grimm, it is a VERY different tale. Though, I suppose that goes for most adaptations of the Brothers Grimm stories.

[@davidmun1601]

@@jase276 How are they different? I remember them being very similar

[@nikolaiyeoqty5261]

Someone at Disney: Hey what do you think of Dr Strange? Zegler: Weird, WEIRD.

[@DeadBaron]

did you see how Rotten Tomatoes has finally 86'd user reveals just to protect Disney?

[@Nihonguy]

Again?

[@michaelreich4827]

Doesn't Disney own RT?

[@Xbalanque84]

Yes.

[@horatiusromanus]

How poetic would it be if Disney's last real film will be a remake of their first real film?

[@ibtaba]

1:27 I want more of this puppet!

[@zeropoleziax]

Billy!

[@Helstren]

I often wonder how people like zeglier find success... then I remember I can't give a dawn and get on with my day. Rad vid Man, thanks.

[@MustertheBrohirrim]

I often wonder how I can find success while doing the absolute worst possible job and still make millions.

[@Nihonguy]

Rich people circle jerking each other basically, its all about who you know

[@KingOfhearts72]

Her last name.

[@persona9709]

Isn't her dad some well known producer...

[@subjer0]

She must have the gawk gawk 3000 skill because she sure doesn't have any acting talent.

[@Neil.02]

they love to claim to be "diverse" until it ACTUALLY matters (with the dwarves being cgi instead of real ones). Quite pathetic, or i quote "weird, weird!" Even if it's unlikely, I'd LOVE to see them try to raceswap Tarzan just to see how well that would be received!

[@ProfessionalRacist007]

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results." - Albert Einstein

[@Varangian_af_Scaniae]

*-any socialist

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your petty and childish

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@dopaminedukes2292 Says the spammer.

[@radkej]

@@dopaminedukes2292 You're*

[@FH4Player6397]

​@@dopaminedukes2292 *You're

[@lubu4u312]

"What iif we turn a beloved classic into a shady propaganda vehicle?" "Oh wow they hate it, what are the odds?"

[@Marinealver]

0:58 we found the campaign writer for Walz.

[@adamstrachn]

Dude is twacked

[@TheBayzent]

The original had some dark moments (the Forest, the Castle, the chase of the Hag) but tue color palette suited the moment, set a mood. It is wild how much knowledge can a company outright lose thanks to DEI hires.

[@DrakeTimbershaft]

I'm normal sized. Does that make me a magical creature? A burger-flipping orc? An unemployment check-collecting dark elf? A flatulent bridge troll? Tom Bombadil's burnout cousin Jim Bumbadildo? "Can I have my representation now, mommy?"

[@jettfastballs]

"An unemployment check-collecting dark elf" lmfao.

[@SlightlyPerturbedOne]

I thought I was the only one who said "bombadildo" lmao😅

[@zerosen1972]

Jim Bumbadilo? I'm using that in the future 😂

[@viridianablanco2412]

Jim Bumbadildo 😂😂😂😂 masterpiece

[@motmot_is_watching]

The more I see of the new Snow White the more I hope for a nuclear winter

[@TheBayzent]

Putin, save us from Snow White!! Let's fallout this cr*p already!!

[@rulerofeverything6294]

*nuke launching from background*

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your childish

[@herpderp9108]

You’re* If you’re going to try insulting someone, at least have the common decency to fucking spell it correctly.

[@DeetotheDubs]

​@dopaminedukes2292 you're* and you're the one spamming this on nearly every comment. You're coming across as the more childish

[@lordsinister707]

The worst part about this whole debacle to me is the fact that Ziegler proved that she did not understand what Snow White was about. The whole point of the movie was the fact that Snow White wanted a family and wanted to be loved by someone. Through her kindness and Goodwill she got that with the Seven Dwarves who hit her and fought the evil witch for her. A sign from that and the difference in attractiveness between her and gal gadot, Ziegler doesn't even act like an actress that would be a good Snow White. She is basically acting like one of those passive-aggressive Mean Girls Who basically is trying to Bank off the fact that everybody wants to sleep with her

[@Xbalanque84]

*hid

[@ab62051]

The worst part about this whole debacle to me is the fact that Ziegler (was in it ) there fixed it for you.

[@michaelrondan9481]

You'd think Disney would learn from Deadpool and Wolverine and just have fans make movies fans want.

[@Enigma75614]

The only thing they’ll learn from that success is to bring back popular actors unfortunately

[@nickkoyle3599]

Can't wait to see Jojo supporter back as Beta Hulk.... he might even give Wannabe Beast a Cameo as they have mutual interests.

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

If you havent noticed yet, this is part of the demoralization needed in social engineering people.

[@MarvinPowell1]

@michaelrondan9481 No, because Deadpool and Wolverine was greenlit by Bob Chapek before he was ousted as Disney CEO to have Iger return, and mostly produced by Ryan Reynolds; it's successful _because_ Disney had almost nothing to do with it. If Bob Iger was around, he would've never greenlit a Fox-Marvel movie, and Kevin Feige wanted to put She Hulk in the damn thing. In all honesty, they probably despise Deadpool and Wolverine because it makes them look even more incompetent.

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

But if they do that, then the NOT-SEES win!!

[@MrManueleh]

I think people should stop comparing Zegler to Farquad. Farquad, though dislikable, was a great character.

[@takoyakiiii]

0:04 This knee is on quack

[@-.-_-.]

🤣🤣

[@penialdelicatesance]

Why do I like this so much

[@Leagoless]

Lmfao

[@starvinmarvin2130]

😂😂

[@humanvoicemail5059]

How else would Gundam Dunk On Em

[@johnniewoodard648]

My favorite part was when the vertically challenged magical creatures (there are 7) paid the Beautiful Queen to trick "The Evil Bitch" Snow into eating a poisoned apple. I also loved the part where the prince realized that the Queen was the far better choice...

[@AT3374]

@0:34 LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Jadriam]

The Ship of Theseus, also known as Theseus's Paradox, is a thought experiment and paradox about whether an object is the same object after having all of its original components replaced over time, typically one after the other. This is an example of removing everything BUT the name and expecting people to still treat it the same way. I propose this: Snow isn't white, the Queen isn't wicked, and the Dwarves were replaced with CGI. Therefore, it is 'Snow White' in name ONLY and should not be treated as the same story in any capacity. Perchance.

[@Xbalanque84]

_You can't just say "perchance."_

[@dubbyplays]

The final theseus ship was more loyal than this movie, no, this atrocity

[@jase276]

@@Xbalanque84 Gubernatorial.

[@malzo1701]

Watching them absolutely fumble literally everything about something so simple as a remake of Snow White has been fun, thanks Gundam

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your a petty childish bully

[@ArabianLuffy]

I want a video of some moms fighting at a theatre during the Snow White showing, and the girls having their day ruined.

[@HarleyLuna31]

That would only improve their day😂

[@StrayTato]

Disney doesn't care if they fail because as long as they spread the "message," BR is going to keep throwing them money. They are ALLOWED to fail.

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your a petty childish bully

[@MyCatJeff]

Yes, it's about destroying the American fabric that keeps us bound together. It's about replacing our memories with their history. It's about creating new revenue streams, and erasing the old.

[@SoldierSpiderx]

Prince Charming won't be stalking Snow White because he'll be chasing Gal Gadot.

[@millennialchicken]

Disney fell off when they decided to buy Star Wars, everything afterwards has been them desperately trying to reboard the runaway train running towards a canyon

[@jase276]

It's always a bad sign when companies attempt to buy out existing talents/IPs instead of nurturing their own. That's the American way, I suppose. Solve everything with money, not effort.

[@brittislove]

lol that scuttlebutt song in the new mermaid was HORRIFIC.

[@Universeknight10055]

Snow white disney rest in peace 1937-2024

[@DontKnowDontCare6.9]

When Black Rock's got your back theres no one dying or any business going bankrupt in Disney.

[@AccelSternritter]

1:08 "Just because we (we?) cast a guy in the movie" Even disrespecting her own colleagues, didn't even mention the dude's name.

[@dubbyplays]

She is a narcisist, what do you expect?

[@spencerpatton667]

Billy is back! Love you Gundam!

[@TheBayzent]

5:15 Arguably? Gal Gadot is the reason Iran stopped being antisemitic.

[@hylianchriss]

"stopped"

[@skylx0812]

I think Zegler would do well in a remake of All Anout Eve. A movie about a stand in who weasels her way into a production then pushes out the star. ...they can call The Rachel Zegler Story.

[@EndertheWeek]

Better in Misery - she would relish the chance to break someone's ankles.

[@natk4017]

I wonder if late at night in her bed when it’s quiet, Zegler thinks about “weird, weird” 😂😂

[@Snakedude4life]

More money in the Snow White money hole! Now remake it AGAIN, and put it in a cyberpunk dystopia and make the dwarfs like little robots! 🎩 🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@dougneon9550]

No that's still more creative than this

[@whiterabbit75]

Honestly, I thought Disney had finally just decided to scrap the whole thing. How silly of me to think they would actually just take an L gracefully and admit defeat.

[@chrisw6164]

“Get woke go broke.” - Confucius

[@1beatcher]

Confucius was ahead of his time

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your a petty childish bully

[@TheHylian-fd6fn]

That quote is completely idiotic and false.

[@SammaclauseGamgee]

Dude, the ordering people to do chores while she just stands around is the most insidious piece of propaganda I've seen in my life. I'm not saying women should do all the housework, but being the taskmaster of the home just makes them look like two things: 1) the insufferable rich lady who demands perfection, but only if other people do it for her and 2) a caricature of a "1950's husband" who expects perfection, but doesn't contribute. Disney seems to think that strong women are just stereotypes of the worst men. Spoiler alert: my first sentence might've been hyperbole. 😂 Also, preemptively, I referred to the 50's husband caricature as a caricature because there were a lot of great husbands back then, but they're not the ones being referenced.

[@Magy09able]

This film looks like it was supposed to be an art-house film set in Belgium or Finland or smt. It just reaks dark thoughts and hoplessness.

[@Jarod-vg9wq]

0:40 to mention the insane prices for the parks, declining Disney channel, flaws in this shows or cancellations of theme when they do great.(ducktales, owl house,” underpaying their employees!

[@mr.abrams9885]

I swear they have some sort of fetish of making movies and shows that they KNOW that everyone will hate

[@2bannedaccountscountingblo99]

That bird singing & the cat edit is comedy magic. 😂

[@tjmarx]

The character's name is snow white. If she isn't played by the most pale skinned white actor you've ever seen, there is no movie. The premise of the film is snow white is the most beautiful woman in the land and her evil step mother is the second most beautiful. If either of those roles aren't played by some of the hottest women you've ever seen. There is no movie. Period. If they want to cast a black girl and change all the premises of the story, that's fine. Just give it a different title. Coal black or something. Then no one will care, there won't be any controversy and Disney might actually make some money from all the woke people.

[@Ben-u2y2k]

You fotta love itsagundam, his sarcasm is on par woth alexi sale, almoat as insane as rick male, the pain thresh hold of ade edminson, the pesism of joe wicks

[@mkatreadsbooks]

Disney proved they can do live remakes with Cinderella and Beauty and The Beast. Sure those movies had their flaws but otherwise they were a lot of fun to watch. Now trying to watch a new remake with them is like a chore, like I just do not want to sit through that

[@ThorneyedWT]

They should have named it Snow Yellow. That would fit much better, and would give some excuse for that acid color of heroine's dress.

[@fancycavegaming620]

I would have loved to see the old version of dwarves being forced to clean their house by snow white.

[@edwardpaddock2528]

It's 'Snow White, and the Seven Dwarves' Just with no dwarves, no whites, and hey, no snow!

[@Mister-Six]

Light Brown and the Seven Uncanny Valley Dwellers

[@86puffpuff86]

im not even going to pirate this movie

[@TheZROLimit]

Congrats on 800k subs bro

[@QueenAvacado]

That interview of Zegler saying the prince is a stalker and. *weird weird* will haunt her for the rest of her life.

[@senormarston]

Why are people stupider today compared to 20 years ago. Shouldn't we be going forward and not backward?? All this DEI is a mess wasting our time

[@Matthew.Wade27]

Western society peaked between the years of 1995 and 2005. Like, literally. I guess the obvious answer is the advent of social media. But on a deeper level, there is a lot of social engineering being done by the powers that be.

[@senormarston]

@@Matthew.Wade27 you could say that again. They keep pushing these kind of agenda to a comical point

[@louislamonte334]

Very good video!! Disney needs to scrap this embarrassing, horrible, unwanted, unnecessary, Woke, feminist, anti-male piece of horse dung and write the loss off for taxes before their already greatly damaged reputation gets any worse! I WILL NEVER patronize the Disney Company on any level EVER AGAIN! If Uncle Walt were alive and saw the ruin of the company he founded 100 years he would vomit in disgust!

[@SagittariusAyy]

Welp, Disney is in for a rude fuckin’ awakening

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your a petty childish bully

[@harblewarble6427]

2:20 Keem as he is, a gnome.

[@ericgeesey9817]

I'd love to see Elon Musk buy out Disney and proceed to clean house. He could probably get it for a bargain as of 2025 after so many flops.

[@phoenixchampion7]

You know, I used to really want Disney to remember they have great titles like Atlantis: The Lost Empire and Treasure Planet under their belt... These days I'd rather Disney not remember they made those movies.

[@xamames2018]

Jim and Milo next?

[@jase276]

Every December I go back and rewatch the actual Disney films with the fam. I finally got around to watching Anastasia last year and. I couldn't help but think "wtf happened to Disney?". Treasure Planet was my absolute favorite film growing up, I would literally watch it every day. Treasure Planet, Atlantis, Anastasia, just.... WHAT HAPPENED?!

[@Hollow_Autumn]

Snow white "whistle while you woke"

[@dopaminedukes2292]

Your petty and childish

[@taycorb3tt]

​@@dopaminedukes2292you're a loser

[@Xbalanque84]

​@@dopaminedukes2292 And you're running damage control. Enjoy your 30 pieces of silver.

[@Xbalanque84]

Frankly, their song choice for the trailer sounds like _"GET BACK TO WORK, YOU STUPID PEASANTS!"_ coming from Zegler.

[@Hollow_Autumn]

@@dopaminedukes2292 you're* see this is why penguins shouldn't use the internet 😂

[@MarioFaker]

00:17 Thanks, Derich!

[@paulrippcord506]

I never thought I’d feel bad for gingers until Disney went remake crazy.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Love that the puppet's back even for a little.

[@lukewood2662]

Keemstar as one of the dwarves dancing 😂

[@vgamedude12]

"Assume its a love story" Because the original.... is a love story?

[@astrahcat1212]

Even if they made a 2d animated film, what people don't realize is that they'd probably just botch it by using stiff as a board looking rotoscoping. The Disney looney toonsish squash and stretch style hasn't been done really since the 90s or the princess and the frog. It's not done to the degree it was in cg films with few exceptions, so what you're left with is stiff looking animated films for 20 years, theres a reason all the characters feel like cardboard, it lacks expression.

[@the-NITRON]

-spots the computer monitor with the skeleton oh nice, you played Mecha BREAK!

[@charlienuclear]

6:45 It's time for some Snooch! 🎯

[@cowboyzfan3]

Never seen anything with Rachel in it and definitely never will.