The Sopranos - Jackie Jr. robs card game

Trying to be noticed, Jackie Jr. and others rob Eugene's card game

[@ray.d.oeaux1230]

"Let's do it before the crank wears off." Now those have to be the finest words of inspiration ever spoken.

[@Chiaroscuro22]

Usain Bolt used it before every 100 metre. Probably.

[@brettpilkington9539]

Nike considered it as their motto but decided just do it was more appropriate for the American consumer

[@brianh1546]

-sun tzu

[@cole6122]

"Less do it buhfoah duh crenk weahz ooahff"

[@noahmijo]

That was what sun ta-zoo said

[@Rom-ju5tf]

They picked a smart getaway driver, as soon as he heard the gunshots he decided to get a headstart for them.

[@nuckymancini7013]

God must've came by

[@MichaelSmith-be5fu]

Hopefully the getaway driver was never identified by Chris, Furio or the guys he robbed

[@chrisstyle7497]

🤣🤣

[@Mr.White10-65]

@@MichaelSmith-be5fu the getaway driver was that guy Matushe who met his fate after stabbing the guy in the Crazy Horse.

[@voteZDLR]

Yeah they only specified whether God came through or not, they didn't mention gunshots as a result of a botched robbery. Should've been more specific.

[@chiefinasmith]

The “I know that voice” look that Chrissy gives Jackie is so fucking subtle but so effect. Michael Imperioli crushed this role

[@pic402]

Dude it’s the reason I came back to watch this scene

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

1:37

[@defjam1310]

He did! One of my favorite characters

[@svenniepennie4237]

"Fuck it, lets go down the shore" Best idea Jackie Jr ever had.

[@space_4736]

Lmao

[@Sandux930]

shoulda done it for his fathaaaa

[@Delightfully_Bitchy]

Competition for good Jackie jr ideas aren't exactly fierce.

[@Notimportant253]

The only idea he’s ever had, remember this is a kid who almost drowned in 3 inches of water

[@RandalfElVikingo]

@@Notimportant253 the penguin exhibit?

[@cowboysfan4157]

" we're with Ralphie " Even more of a reason to clip him lmao

[@alialjabr7251]

We’re with the vipers.

[@emeryjones8099]

Lol

[@YUNGDEEZE315]

We’re w Ralph last thing they should have said 😂

[@Chameleonardodavinci]

It was his fucking card game as well lol

[@teflonjohn4018]

😂😂

[@roccodimeo5893]

sometimes silence keeps you alive and wisdom gets you 6 shots in your chest

[@tweezee]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@dixondiaz8958]

Didn't Richie Aprile kick your ass and take your jacket?

[@suicide_king6804]

Heeeeeeey the toughest guy in essex county. Never came back after Richie was thru wit em.

[@spoda81]

Lips are like doors most useful when closed

[@xman2738]

I really felt bad for Rosalie, first her husband, than her son and finally getting dumped and played by ralphie. she was the nicest and sweetest of all the mob wives and seem to get hit the hardest.

[@nanovilla9895]

that sudden reveal that christopher is at the card game is so smooth to me. almost like a secret boss in a video game

[@pablo_giustiniani]

*CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI* *SOPRANO FAMILY ACTING CAPTAIN* *DIMEO FAMILY SUBSIDIARY*

[@zakenmaru8612]

He did get the most kills

[@B1astFriend]

like a mission in GTA lol

[@Brian-od9ep]

and the way jackie turns to his friend and whispers "shit" when he realizes. i didn't catch that the first time. u get more outta this show every time u watch it i swear

[@lucaperon9865]

@@Brian-od9ep Damn never caught that

[@alexdrake4409]

Eugene’s “Very bad, boys…. Very bad.” cracks me up every time.

[@kevinmach730]

That's not Eugene.

[@dylanwesley3964]

​@@kevinmach730yes it is

[@kevinmach730]

@@dylanwesley3964 the guy with the glasses dealing is eugene?

[@ohwowthatsgood]

1:13

[@0v3rgr0wn]

@@kevinmach730Sharp as a cue ball, this one. Sunshine’s first line is “this is a low level game guys…” The camera cuts to Eugene as Eugene says the second “very bad”

[@dbodooley]

They definitely chose Furio as the one to get shot just because his rambling in Italian is so funny

[@harryenfield7985]

Fax

[@fifagoleador9738]

#In a parody of Neapolitan dialect

[@slowfreq]

@@fifagoleador9738 You know, I'd just be happy that they got something resembling a neapolitan dialect. It's an American show, lay off.

[@wackjob7]

My wife told me to stop saying "let's do it before the crank wears off" to everything she asks me to do with her.

[@Child_of_the_lie]

Chad move

[@jacksimpsonguitar253]

@@Child_of_the_lie just take it easy alright

[@familyread7889]

Ha ha ha That had me rolling!!!😂😂😂 Sorry, I’m gonna start using that one!! 👍🏼👍🏼lol

[@michaelmcgee2026]

That's hilarious

[@jonathanrojas6537]

🤣🤣

[@Lite727]

I like how they talk to them like a bunch of disappointed uncles instead of a bunch of angry mobsters. Makes the situation more realistic for some reason.

[@darthuchiha1418]

it shows just how much of a joke jackie jr and his crew are even if they robbed made guys they don’t know or never met they probably would talk to them the same way too

[@timovangalen1589]

A bunch of small timers robbing a low level game screaming like maniacs. Those made guys knew that they were dealing with jokers.

[@damianwaynerobin5984]

Sunshine definitely sounded like a disappointed dad in the scene

[@mostknownunknown907]

"Very bad boys. Very bad."

[@zekun4741]

@@damianwaynerobin5984 only because Jackie Jr didn't even bother to use inside intel to rob a high stake game. if they were smart, they would've chosen a mid tier game or a high stakes one after making sure Tony wasn't there.

[@xdguy2569]

Furio was a straight soldier man, if you pay attention right when the shooting starts he tackles Albert (the highest ranking person there) out of the way and shields him with his body

[@davidesguario2151]

Good catch! I always wondered why Furio- the most capable fighter in the group - ended up being the only one who got shot. It was because he sacrificed his safety for protecting Albert

[@nilanniruthan]

"It was because he sacrificed his safety for protecting me."

[@davidesguario9729]

@@nilanniruthan fucking parakeet

[@felixcolon599]

Wow I just watched this episode for the 2nd time and never noticed it. But furios still a bad ass

[@CrusadiaIX]

That overseas mindset, it’s what sets him apart from basically everyone else in the Soprano family.

[@petrichorjournal8866]

"AaaaAAAaaa...abulabulblbllblbbl" -Furio in the car

[@MB-fo2sk]

Lmao, that shit kills me.

[@Eshkanama]

Lmaoooi

[@symmetrymilton4542]

Just be careful he didn't hear you say that

[@ellllllo77]

sounds like he's getting drowned

[@hansgrueber8169]

allow me to translate..."AH FUC-AH-MME-A!! DERES MARINARA ALL OVERA-MIE-SUITAAA!!"

[@sinsngrinsofficial]

Jackie Jr threw that woman outta that car like he was in GTA

[@MikeVibing]

Jon Green This whole scene was like inspired by GTA lol A card game heist haha

[@GruneD]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@aprilmaryland7128]

😂🤣

[@gbolt111]

Or its other way around. GTA was inspired by this.

[@uafc1]

@@MikeVibing This whole scene was way before GTA, kiddo.

[@romulusnr]

This is a good scene for Chrissy. He's together, sensible, on his game, takes leadership, and does everything about right. That's the potential that he had.

[@brownB53]

When he wasn't on that shit he was Tony's most reliable soldier and best shooter.

[@colingibney2109]

I always thought he made better decisions when going off of instinct. Unfortunately he either overthought everything or was on drugs 99% of the time

[@goku8621]

Christopher was born to be a mobster unlike Drinkwater, Jizzmonte, Jackie jr without the drugs he could’ve been a longtime soldier like Paulie

[@misterwhipple2870]

Too bad he couldn't keep his nose out of the coke.

[@tompantle3884]

"Capable"

[@ricsccr]

Every good decision starts with "let's do it before the crank wears off"

[@mikeprevost8650]

"Kid was always a dumb f*ck, wasn't he? Didn't he almost drown in 3" of water?"

[@pred8r273]

True, this definitely helped kickstart Jackie Jr's career as a corpse

[@vincedu88ful]

Please could you explain this sentence to me i'm french and freaking google traduction is trolling me

​@@vincedu88fulCrank is meth

[@hansgrueber8169]

Thats how I passed the LSAT's

[@ezekielmajor5511]

It cracks me up how Furio's still rambling in Italian in the car when they are picking up Chris and the other dude. Good stuff. Miss this show something crazy.

[@charlestonchewy]

The other guy is Andrew Barese, he's Larry Barese's cousin.

[@Rams4life94]

Albert

[@JediPolock]

Awh yea. Could imagine seeing that on a city street not knowing what the fuck just happened? O.o ...?!

[@b0bsburgers270]

Ezekiel Major bro it sounds like he’s drowning when he’s screaming in the car

[@SOLOHeyman]

@JediPolock Could you imagine seeing that on on a city street not knowing what the fuck just happened?

[@skullguy8504]

Tony at the beginning of the Season- "Why can't AJ be more like Jackie Jr?" Tony at the end of the Season- "I hope AJ doesn't end up like Jackie Jr.!"

[@robertpreston2220]

@Legal Alien AJ was the winner. In the end he got the girl, the job and the car

[@tank3143]

@@robertpreston2220 but knowing him he probably would have fucked that up eventually like he did everything else.

[@robertpreston2220]

@@tank3143 naw he was the winner

[@bassmaster867]

"He's Pre-Med at Rutgers and he still finds time to come here and help out." "You see?"

[@sergiomendoza4040]

Legal Alien Jackie wasn’t even an associate lol Tony was very clear to him DO NOT get involved in crime and he even beats the shit out of Jackie for catching him with a gun. Jackie’s involvement went as far as selling drugs for Ralph, and even then Ralph barely took Jackie seriously.

[@ArmyJames]

“Victory has a hundred *fawthas* - but defeat is an orphan.” Jackie Jr. was so enraged that anyone besides him mentioned the word “fawtha”, that he immediately unloaded into Sunshine.

[@AnAbsurdExistence]

lmfao

[@joeyyc8515]

I never realized that he knew was the only one to out him.

[@JamesJohnson-nm5pu]

Lmaoooo

[@dusk6159]

Stupida facking game

[@NathanDav42]

It was the thought he might have more than one ‘fawtha,’ that confused and enraged Jackie Jr. so much. He has only ONE fawtha.

[@Dan-ys8nk]

1:23 "Guys know who you're robbing?" Christopher was very sinister the way he said it with that look on his face. He knew these guys were dead before they did.

[@gtaprint7683]

Chrissy knew exactly what was gonna happen

[@davidlasdon457]

"Give him your watch." I got the feeling that if no one got shot Christopher might've let it go. It took some gumption to do it and he admires that.

[@lauristonbrewster9097]

​@davidlasdon457 I agree with you. Initially, they seemed more annoyed that they were getting robbed more than anything. "The only thing you're leaving out of here with is practice." I think he literally meant that. Like, this type of robbery is the mobster version of a pickup game of basketball amongst friends or something.

[@CrusadiaIX]

“You know who you’re robbin’ here? You and your friends are dead!”

[@zxylo786]

​@@davidlasdon457Yeah, I fully agree. If the guns were false and no one got hurt I think Jackie would be alive and maybe even get respected more.

[@UnoriginallyInclined]

lol 'let's do it before the crank wears off', that's when you knew this was going to go badly

[@Kblog777]

UnoriginallyInclined Famous last words lol

[@erikjohnson5549]

That's why you never do a crime with duds on drugs, they can make way too many mistakes way to easly.

[@Komnen0s]

Yeah, if you're going to do something incredibly dangerous like this, at least stick to the lighter stimulants. At most, just grind up some Adderall so you're alert and focused. Getting spun is a recipe for disaster because it makes you less lucid and rational. Methheads who stick up pharmacies are driven more by drug-fueled desperation than any sense of cunning. Then again, if Jackie and his friends were rational to begin with they wouldn't be partaking in such an idiotic scheme.

[@TheGonzoArt]

@@Komnen0s Exactly, but if they had clear heads and weren't trigger happy, they could've lived to tell the tale. All they had to do is give the money back and let Ralphie negotiate a truce.

[@godspeedelijah]

This was doomed to fail because Jackie Jr was involved

[@kathconserv]

“Out of respect for my father, I’m going to leave my buddy behind to be killed by Chrissy.”

[@edd8914]

That was so fucked up. Jackie Jr really had no redeeming qualities.

[@montega.]

Lmao

[@magmat0585]

eh, if Chris was close enough to just show up behind the guy the second Jackie passed him, it might have been because Jackie could see stopping would have gotten them both killed

[@finnheisenheim8274]

@@edd8914 He has tons of respect for his *fawtha*

[@edd8914]

@@magmat0585 Still shows no heart, a true soldier never abandons a brother in arms like that.

[@flakofrmdao]

Love the way Chris slowly turns around when they burst in the door. “Just take it easy” fucking gangster

[@elihowe8863]

💯

[@Fernandodbsb]

Christopher is looking so menacing in the end. He always so impulsive and violent but this time there was no screaming no swearing just cold blooded murder.

[@diogeneslantern18]

He's capable

[@danielrafferty4108]

Yeah, when a situation needs some finesse his impulsive outbursts are doing no good, but put him in a situation where gunfire's a guarantee the guy becomes the MVP (besides the situation with the interiror decorator)

[@Minchken]

Yeah the shadowing made him look ruthless and calculated. As if he murdered without emotion and only by logic. But of course the real chrissy is a Teddy bear that likes to sit on small dogs, throw bricks at waiters and transform into a ginger cat to freak paulie out.

[@felixcolon599]

@@danielrafferty4108 reason why Tony eventually wanted to pass down everything to him. But drugs won in the end

[@joshuafult84]

His drug abuse wasn't why it fell apart tho. The whole Tony going with Adrianna thing is what did him in@@felixcolon599

[@madhash83]

The look on Chris' face when he hears Jackie Jr. speak is priceless. Michael Imperioli is a great actor, greatest in this show only second to James Gandolfini in my opinion, may he rest in peace.

[@teslermendelovitch]

Agreed!

[@sandwichbreath0]

@Never lose sleep over the small stuff Apparently you decided to hit 'reply' before the crank wore off.

[@baseless.m8]

@Never lose sleep over the small stuff always wit da scenarios

[@cheefussmith9380]

@Never lose sleep over the small stuff Time ta hit the trail for Metuchen, huh, whaddya say?

[@anywaythewindblows8912]

Not really. It’s just the look of “Hey, I recognize that voice. Is that..”

[@rabeealwan174]

“Chris, please. We didn’t know you were in there. We’re with the vipers.”

[@ernstthalmann4306]

Hahahaaaaaaaa

[@grantwilliams2650]

We’re wiff da vipwers

[@Promance2300]

Oooh, we're with the vipers!

[@wtDrake]

For a guy nicknamed Sunshine, he was anything but bright. Wouldn't shut his mouth after multiple warnings, then got whacked for it.

[@dionruffin3996]

Sunshine was seriously out of touch and assumed they would have sense enough not to screw with the mob

[@ribonucleic]

I can’t be the only one who thought he deserved it.

[@M-E_123]

He didn't know those guy's were all drugged up, he thought they at least had clear head's to try pulling something like that.

[@Professor__S]

Reminds me of Fat Dom when he insults Sil and Carlo. Breaking their balls about Vito😂. Something on the lines of a pool use being chalked and carlo's lipstick being on Vitos cock😂

[@SofaMuncher]

I really like this scene because it shows the difference between proffesionals vs wannabes. Jackies crew had the jump and complete control over the situation, but lost their cool and panicked. Meanwhile the mobsters on the fly are able to coordinate a defense, and chase off the assailants. Then they get the healthy guys to chase down the robbers and figure out who did it, while the others load the injured one into a getaway vehicle and pickup the others on the way out.

[@thedrewb2273]

I didn't think of it that way but very true

[@TheRealTurkFebruary]

I imagine the crank wore off.

[@defblinders9585]

All Sunshine had to do was keep his damn mouth shut.

[@AcMrPro]

Also I'm not if it's significant but they killed the kid after he said "We're with Ralphie", which was obviously not true. Kinda like they weren't 100% sure they should kill him but hearing him drop names straight away without a single question being asked showed right away that the guy was worthless.

[@BeeBumper]

Experience. They all had their terrible scores that went bad.

[@patrickgogan3517]

Furios italian gibbering when they put him in the car never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Everything Furio does is jokes AF. 😂 He's the most quotable guy in the whole show, in my view.

[@dranelemakol]

@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid you not gonna survive this unless you give me 25% of that fucking million dollars!

[@kroat5431]

furio is furious

[@MB-fo2sk]

Dude sounded like he was drowning lmao.

[@edoardobarsotti902]

"...ahhh, m'hanno sparat' sti piezz' dimmerda!"

[@nicholash4525]

Chris: Do you know who you're robbing? Jackie jr: Do you know who my father is?

[@constellationsquid1993]

Correction, was.

[@LB__1]

It's Fawda.

[@freestyle1026]

The golfer right?

[@andreigemanari6262]

@@freestyle1026 i didnt do fuck, i think they dont like you

[@Lesha126r]

US open?

[@timovangalen1589]

This robbery is such a train wreck. Literally everything that could’ve gone wrong went wrong.

[@wickedwitchoftheeast88]

As soon as they said "lets do it before the crank wears off" I knew it was gonna go tits up. Jackie jr was a fucking idiot he completely missed the whole point of his father and Tony robbing Feech La Manna's card game. They robbed made guys, armed with guns and were smart and controlled enough to not let the guns go off even by accident thats why they were considered rising stars who had to be respected because they showed calm and self control in a really tense situation and no one hurt and Tony and Jackie sr left without anyone or themselves getting hurt. Jackie jr thought it would get him respect and an in to the mafia but he lacked proper planning and guys who could hold their nerve not stupid gang banger wannabe's 🙄

[@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb]

They would've got away if they hadn't of shot Sunshine they totally ruined that for themselves.

[@archol6596]

​@@LegalizeTheNuclearBombnope, Chrissy recognized Jackie's voice, he still would have been whacked

[@cianmulvey5552]

​@@archol6596Also the getaway driver had already fled from the first warning shot going off

[@timovangalen1589]

@@cianmulvey5552And even if everything had somehow worked out, it was still just a low level game. Jackie would’ve gotten no respect.

[@worldofcole2020]

Never realized Jackie whispered "shit" when he realized Chris was there

[@stuffsomedumb5665]

Jackie should have joined forces with Matt and Sean. They would have been unstoppable

[@doorswhofan]

Yeah, they could've been the capos, and AJ, Noah, and Vito, Jr. their crew.

[@Shlogger]

just a gang of misfits. lol.

[@magiccookies420]

They would’ve been pretty stoppable actually

[@Mr.White10-65]

Up in the club.......

[@Shlogger]

@KryofFear 1337 bacon and eggs baby!

[@joemckim1183]

Christopher was always handled himself really well in these kind of situations. Just like when Matt and Sean tried to take him out, Christopher is not easy to kill.

[@pickledpeckers7789]

It doesn’t help that the people who try to take him out are fucking stormtroopers in terms with their aim

[@joemckim1183]

@@pickledpeckers7789 You best not miss on Chistopher because his aim with a gun is about the same as Hawkeye's with a bow and arrow. No matter what Christopher's faults are he was one hell of a shot.

[@OhioCruffler]

Tony killed him with only two fingers.

[@joemonteirosportsshorts3343]

Not easy to Kill? Tony suffocated the little prick with two fingers 🤣

[@benriffle104]

@@joemonteirosportsshorts3343 yea, but you gotta remember the size of Chrissy's nose. Word is he's the only guy that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands behind his back.

[@JuanMartinez-wx8bq]

1:37 Chris's face was basically "jackie jr is that you?" 🤣

[@chadnolan404]

Notice how he had the sense to not ask

[@Supperdude9]

Man when Chris himself wasn't on drugs he was a stone cold gangster. He could have gone far. Could have gone right to the top.

[@jeancruz9806]

The Sopranos could still be airing right now with Chris as the boss 😢

[@tjmichaelmathere]

@@jeancruz9806the sad part though is that he couldn’t, his downfall with the drugs and Adrianna are so vital in showing that he’s not a sociopath like tony, and couldn’t have been boss

[@johnwilburn]

And like in real life, we all know people who have incredible potential, but stay hamstrung by drugs or alcohol.

[@Grimreepa220]

Chrissy lived for those gunfights.

[@forman208]

Yeah, let's glamorize murderers! Idiot lol

[@kevinkibble8342]

I love how Christopher just calmly turns around and tells them to take it easy, unfazed by the fact there's four guys pointing a gun at him. Made man or what?

[@bodhitaichi]

+Kevin Kibble For all of Christopher's faults, he was a serious, serious cat. If he wasn't immature at times and didn't have a his drug issues, he was Cosa Nostra to the core and would have made a good Boss someday. When he first met Richie Aprile and Richie gave him shit about putting hands on Adriannna, Christopher played it cool. And when he left Richie said he was a good kid, Tony said: "Capable." If any of you are around that life or read about it, you know capable means that he was able to do wet work with no problem. The most valuable quality in a member. He was just too impulsive and liked to get fucked up. But he would have matured. There was a real guy in the Bonanno borgata named Joey D'amico. Joey Mook. He was a lot like Christopher. Loved to play the role, get fucked up and all that. So he wasn't taken seriously. As soon as Massino come out of the can as the legit Boss of the family, Mook stopped partying and took his shit seriously. He became very well respected. That's who Christopher reminds me of.

[@MattyIcecubes]

Christopher knew full well that this was Jackie Jr and his gang. He liked Jackie, and was going to campaign for him to be given a pass on the robbery; which very well could've led to Jackie Jr becoming a made man, just as robbing Feech LaManna's card game did for Jackie Sr and Tony when Ritchie Aprile got them a pass. But once Sunshine had been killed all deals were off.

[@Snarkythecat]

He could probably tell those guys were amateurs before he made Jackie.

[@aepr84]

+Chef Danger Chris didnt like Jackie, when they did the Jewel concert robbery and Tony was angry because he brought Jackie as the wheel man Chris was like the Prince is too good for the life (little Lord Fuckpants i think he called him), Chris started from the bottom, fetching drinks at Satriales and everything, he earned his button, he was never going to campaign for Jackie, and Jackie was never going to get made

[@TomLiberman]

Chris was always cool under pressure. Being a good shot when bullets are flying is different than being a good shot at the range.

[@chef3406]

I love that jackie tells the driver "I don't care if God walks up don't move this car" just like Chrissy told him when he was the drive.

[@AWatts420]

And then the guy heads for the exit after the first gunshot lmao

[@yinyang5633]

I think matush was the driver. what a great guy.

[@icelandiccubicle3418]

Funny thing is he stayed with Omar's actor in the housing projects before he got shot by Vito

[@bobdonda]

@@yinyang5633 he made the right call. he got away alive, and got rid of two friends that were no good for him

[@CrashingWaves-dm6oi]

He's so stupid he can't even come up with anything original

[@richiedeleon566]

Chris is a straight up marksman.

[@red2977]

yes we have seen his gun skills time and time again. He is very proficient.

[@felixcolon599]

Anti Matt and Sean who couldn't shoot the red side of a barn

[@naynayjenkins4488]

I like the very bad boys, very bad line. The calmest way of saying y’all dun fucked up. It’s my favorite part of the scene 😂

[@Therion0184]

Jackie getting caught after the robbery: "It was a bachelor pawty, my frat bruthas, I got dragged along"

[@perrytucker3299]

Outta respect to my fawtha.

[@svenskakrigare9543]

I didn't even wanna be here, I got dragged here

[@wq198mnr]

Therion018 Jackie JR went to more bachelor parties than any other man in the entire world

[@LivingForce]

He had to bring the piece because his car got broken into...

[@JackieAprileJr]

He did it out of disrespect for his fawda

[@duality7]

That last scene with the getaway cars perfectly illustrates the difference between being in a family and low level street bs like Jackie Jr. was in.

[@RichWeigel]

I agree somehow I sense Christopher was enjoying this.

[@SoloShelby]

Yes, excellent contrast.

[@Dreadandcircuses]

Christopher could easily have done the same thing when he was the same age. Tony, too, probably if you want to take it back that far.

[@devinlabuda5713]

I always thought that too. He bottomed out!

[@CitizenToxie72]

@@Dreadandcircuses tony did do it

[@dylanrivera2244]

It’s hilarious how Matush gets away scott free and gets payback against Jackie Jr at the same time.

[@M-E_123]

Smartest thing he ever did was bail when the shooting started - knew right then something had gone wrong and if he got seen there he had no connections to help him out - best connection he had was Jackie Jr who only managed to get him beat up by Furio before this.

[@Zuwze]

@@M-E_123 " knew right then something had gone wrong and if he got seen there he had no connections to help him out" that's an interesting way of looking at it. I just assumed he got scared by the gunshot and lost hist nerve.

[@just908blaze1]

It always amazes me how the dealer just couldn’t stfu 😂

[@jcsuperstar4646]

He made the scene even better

[@SoVicarious]

Lol Genes face "Very bad boys, Very bad"

[@robertbruce8492]

Bryan Farley Well, Gene certainly didn’t get too hung up about it. He kept his cool and let the kids put their own heads in the noose.

[@WeBarelySober]

@@robertbruce8492 ba dum... Tss.

[@ntibbitts21]

"Just give it to em Sunshine..."

[@Fr0st1989]

idk why but the sounds of furio screaming and cursing getting louder as the car door opens just cracks me up

[@ezekielmajor5511]

Friggin hilarious!

[@sergioizzaqt7707]

Shows how much attention to detail there is. In a show made by lesser film makers he would have sounded as if you were in the car with him.

[@whatisbestinlife8112]

I know why. Because it's fucking funny.

[@ApocalypticShock]

"Let's do it before the crank wears off." -The Light Brigade probably.

[@redlion45]

When your buddy says "we should do it before the crank wears off", that's a pretty good indicator to not do whatever it is you're going to do.

[@STONESGAM]

This was the most bone headed move of the show...on par with Matt B and Sean thinking trying to murder Christopher would somehow help their organized crime career and score points with Ritchie by killing the bosses nephew. Lol.

[@jamesmorant1406]

Your Right

[@RCAvhstape]

The black construction worker saying he was gonna call the cops on Patsy Parisi when Patsy was clearly pissed off and had a pipe in his hand struck me as pretty boneheaded too.

[@mclaughlinja1995]

Nothing can match the sheer stupidity of Matt B and Sean trying to whack Christopher based solely on the fact that Richie doesn’t like him, but I agree that this was the only one that comes close … on a show where people make bone-headed decisions in almost every episode. Not just the decision to rob the game in the first place, but to open fire.

[@Shlogger]

yeah. that's one of the things that's great about this show. They included some real numbskulls too and showed what happens to people like that in that world.

[@grey-spark]

Nah. Matt and Sean's plan was way worse. At least Jackie could potentially get some money out of the robbery if it had worked. Matt and Sean's plan would have backfired even if they had succeeded.

[@bboynava1812]

I didn't noticed, but the driver is Matush, the guy who got beat lots of times by selling drugs in the business of Christopher. He knew it was very probable that things got bad, so he left. Very smart.

[@jungshin87]

plus its revenge cause Jackie screwed him twice. having mutush be the driver...very dumb.

[@zakenmaru8612]

@@jungshin87 Yeah, honestly wondered why he didn't think that through(probably the crank) considering Jackie Jr set him up last time at the club.

[@struthersboyz4990]

I thought maybe that was like the actor who plays Vito playing a different character in the bakery while Chris spazzed out about not getting respect

[@Kardaszpm]

Jimmy Olsen

[@leonpaelinck]

He knew there were made men at the card game. So if something went wrong he absolutely couldn't survive if he was involved.

[@skaterpulse6746]

"Very bad boys, very bad" For some reason I love that line so much

[@barretryan]

Furio getting hurt and complaining in Italian is the best running gag in the sopranos.

[@nietzsche2050]

Jackie should have opened with 'I dont know much about cards but I think these 45s beat a full house'

[@phil7394]

Now you're talking

[@biggbals4375]

Lmao 😂

[@adampatterson7248]

Wrong show but omar definitely would made a clean get away. 💨

[@martellusbennett8840]

"what my fawtha used to say"

[@miketaylor8323]

😂😂😂

[@smartyjonez7238]

Note to self Never consider an idea good or bad based on “let’s do it before the crank wears off”

[@islamicschoolofmemestudies]

The hell is crank?

[@Zazaking-fg6jd]

@@islamicschoolofmemestudiesmeth

[@nomis7749]

I love the carjacking. That woman perfectly rolling away 😂 Great acting on her part 👍 * 2:34 🙂

[@timovangalen1589]

Looks like GTA

[@moosystuffies7257]

Silvio: “WTF are u doing?!” Jackie Jr: “Im just trying to rob your game” Silvio: “Why? Why now?!”

[@OnTheArchipelago]

😂

[@911Lyfe]

Bro 🤣

[@jerrynadler2883]

im losing my 🏀🏀 over here!

[@gdub454]

"This is a low level game guys...all you''ll get round here is practice"..lol

[@mikedawolf95]

2:42 shows Jackie’s real personality.

[@marcuscaruso8456]

This was Christopher’s hardest scene, that last two extra shots he shot into Dino was badass, that’s how it done by the mafia I guess.

[@tristenbenavidez1809]

Double tap baby

[@eliwoods5583]

Chris made sure that boy had a closed casket. Damn.

[@ymrlt2552]

The stare of Chrissy looking down to his victim enlightened by the gunshot... Straight up classic

[@pokergalpoker]

The story goes that Jason Cerbone who played Jackie Jr. was heartbroken his character would be killed because of this scene so he adlibbed the line, let's go down the shore hoping it would change David Chase's mind. The actors in the car cracked up laughing. When they did a re-take David Chase kept the line in but Jackie was killed off anyway!!! Just a little Soprano Trivia!!!

[@Testsubjex]

pokergalpoker I kinda like that line cause it shows he’s still just a confused kid at the end of the day trying to live up to his dads name he was scared

[@deanfarr3249]

Reminds me of a GTA 5 mission

[@Tommy88-]

And Joey pantolioni took him out to dinner to help cheer him up atleast I heard that back in the day.

[@nuckymancini7013]

There was nothing @Jason Cerbone could do about it?!?... @David Chase had The Makings Jackie wasnt @Varsity Shinebox...

[@unclemayhem6696]

He should have informed David Chase as to who is fawtha was.

[@scallysnix]

I really love how you can hear furio screaming in the car when it pulls up for Christopher, great detail

[@markmcintosh1528]

The amount of head shots chris pulls off is amazing

[@Stephen-wb3wf]

Chris was always a great shot when action broke out of nowhere. Makes sense too. He couldn't stand life or himself when he was alone, but could jump right into the fighting no problem during chaos.

[@nyyfanvkamath]

I actually feel bad for sunshine in this scene. A lot of people say he was an idiot for mouthing off to them and got what was coming, but the truth is he probably figured even they weren't stupid enough to start blasting on a game with made guys. Just goes to show how truly stupid Jackie Jr. was.

[@franciscopuentes4982]

@jessesam tell that to Tony and Jackie Sr. They did the exact same thing and made a clean getaway without a body count.

[@MrG0p0p]

Quoting Kipling's "If" was appropriate. The last line, which he never gets to is "you'll be a man my son". Jackie and crew couldn't keep their heads, Jackie never got to be the made 'man' he wanted to be. He didn't have it in him and tried to trade on his name.

[@easygrin1127]

Or start shooting but leave no1 alive atleast

[@millicentchuyin6763]

He was right though. They'd get what was coming to them

[@derekmok]

> he probably figured even they weren't stupid enough to start blasting on a game with made guys There's a difference between being confident about being untouchable vs. being cocky. Furio and Chris, being much more street-savvy, know that these stickup men may just be too stupid to respect made Mafia members (and Chris in particular may well recognize that all of them are high on meth and therefore not to be provoked). Sunshine is so cocky and out of touch that he can't help pushing their buttons.

[@denistuohy2535]

I don’t know why but Gene saying “very bad boys, very bad” at 1:11 is hilarious to me

[@ShareenaMarieBelin]

Has me in stitches every time I watch it

[@RamesesBolton]

Like a disappointed fawtha

[@edoardobarsotti902]

Cause it seems he's scolding two toddlers 😂

[@KingDecay]

Furio cursing in Italian as he gets shot is the funniest shit

[@jasmeg2844]

They shouldn't have chased them, out of respect for his fwaada.

[@flisko123]

golfer?

[@stevem2323]

😁😁😁😁

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Yeah but they pointed guns at Furio and Christufah - both made guys. Can't let l'il fuckers like them get away with stupida facking games like that! 😳

[@allmoney2841]

Lmao

[@Smiirffable]

don't rush me sunshine, you've been rushing me all night

[@nurkenrustem6044]

Doc Santoro Ain't no sunshine when Sil lost

[@silviodante6792]

I'm losin my balls ova heeah and this fuckin morons playin Hazel

[@stproducciones9140]

Ain't no Sunshine, now he's gone. Jackie shot him in the chest. Ain't no Sunshine cuz he's gone. And matush, he drove away.

[@liamroberts1458]

@@stproducciones9140 HA. Brilliant.

[@justinhawkins4321]

*Leave the fuckin cheese there*

[@vichikes]

Furio still yelling in Italian when the car drives by is so funny

[@anthonynasti1279]

There is something immensely satisfying about Christopher nailing a headshot in a high pressure situation.

[@charlyzlatan]

take it easy, take it easy..

[@StyleOldSchool]

That headshot Chrissy ! Boom ! Right in the middle of his fuckin' eyes.

[@Carnage84587]

Christopher Moltisanti take it easy, huh!?

[@LeJobastre1215]

There's a bee on your shotgun

[@eddiecongdon8017]

Hey now

[@Jenin2003]

lol

[@lukim2744]

Christopher's facial expression is perfect, he fucking knew who it was the second he spoke at 1:35 He face said "wow, it's jackie jr the little prick."

[@spinningbacksidekick]

Furio swearing in Italian always gets me rolling.

[@JaeLCR13]

_Chris...please..._ *Chance of Survival:10%* _We didn't know you were in there_ *11%* _We're with Ralphie_ *0%*

[@firetopman]

That moment when you break in the door to a room full of gangsters brandishing guns with 3 other guys, and no one reacts at all except one of them that just says calmly "very bad, boys...very bad". That's got to be the worst moment of their lives along with the last.

[@mikedawolf95]

Shows what kind of “gangster” Jackie Jr was, leaving his friend when he easily could have picked him up

[@edd8914]

Jackie had no redeeming qualities in the end. His character was revealed to be both heartless and incompetent.

[@battleb04n_43]

@Edd yep he was a idiot who didn’t go by the rules of the mafia and used his dead fathers name to get away with things

[@chadsrobber]

Yeah but if he stopped then Jackie and his friend would’ve been shot and killed by Chris

[@leonpaelinck]

@@chadsrobber Not really, there was enough time. He was a coward.

[@boofbaug380]

@@leonpaelinck Nah. It wasn’t 3 seconds after Jackie drove off before Chris had his gun drawn on him. If he took the time to stop he would’ve died right there.

[@alcohol-freebeer3642]

"Let's do it before the crank wears off". I think I'm beginning to see where their planned robbery went wrong.

[@criminalscum_514]

The crank started wearing off mid robbery.

[@alcohol-freebeer3642]

@@criminalscum_514 Exactly! They weren't high enough.

[@yveje9720]

Funniest scene in the whole series is the driver driving away 😭😭😭

[@NOL1FEK1NG]

"This is a low level game boys the only thing you're going to get around here is practice." Lmao

[@volsdeep9395]

Furio ranting in Italian after he got shot in the leg was hilarious 😂

[@3star2nr]

That thing with furios leg... Whateva happened there

[@naxo9975]

Ma disparatto ste imbezi di merde

[@Draugluin999]

@@naxo9975 u know how to translate that ?

[@naxo9975]

@@Draugluin999 he shot me this fucking imbecile

[@Draugluin999]

@@naxo9975 thanks

[@creatura5326]

This is the first time you realize how much a threat Chris really is the second they saw Chris they knew they fucked up

[@Mikol_Billy]

Even looks over and goes “shit”

[@earleyaiden]

This scene is comedy gold the more I watch it the funnier it gets

[@isaacramsay7889]

Funniest line by far for me is 'where the fuck is he?'

[@hellomate2405]

Sopranos is straight dark comedy most of the time.

[@gdub454]

"This is a low level game guys...only thing you"ll get round here is practice".."Victory ..has a hundred fathers..but defeat is an orphan"..lol..the Sopranos had some of the best writing I swear...just awesome

[@waveali5620]

"Very Bad boys! Very bad!" Eugene wasn't just whistling Dixie.

[@kiltripxv1]

You can hear Furio yelling in Italian from the car at 3:16 😂

[@chingyminecraftgods9424]

We’re with Ralphie😂😂😂😂

[@iron6672]

The look of disdain on Chrissy's face at the end. Marvelous.

[@Hartm20032004]

Soon as dude heard the gunshot he took off in the car. LOL!!!!!

[@westonstevens3239]

Well there wasn't supposed to be any shooting. Blame the dumbfuck for shooting a shotgun at a guy just for entering the room. Turns out he's the only guy that made it off OK. Nobody would ever know he was involved.

[@CustomFitted]

Smartest one out of their whole group

[@AdamFerrari64]

Weston Stevens Chris shot him in the head as he pointed his gun at Chris

[@AvidanTheExpositor]

@@AdamFerrari64 he was talking about the driver

[@x.mr.full.ebaked.x8946]

Biggie said it best "in a shootout stay low and keep firing!" Chris did this to the T... 🔥

[@dbodooley]

“Let’s do it before the crank wears off.” -genius

[@evilwillhunting]

I love this whole story arc. When Ralph tells them about his robbery, it has this romantic, robinhood vibe to it. When Jackie and the boys did it, it went horribly wrong (like these kind of ventures often do). Nothing romantic or adventurous about it. Just led a bunch of young men to early graves.

[@KianoUyMOOP]

As Pat Parisi warned Gloria Trillo: "It won't be cinematic".

[@robertcross9047]

well if he didn't kill the mob doctor it might have been overlooked

[@aidanoneill3730]

@@robertcross9047 he killed Sunshine. Sunshine wasn't a doctor.

[@motnurky7055]

@@aidanoneill3730 even worse, they murdered the mob dealer AND certified Crew Wiseman

[@1money11]

i dont think ralph should have told him that story

[@rubberchix]

Of all the quotes, "Let's do it before the crank wears off" is up there with one of the best

[@_Snapper]

"If you can keep your head while others around you Caaaa.........bang bang bang ,LOL

[@jonathanc.gillespie4897]

This might be the single best-shot sequence in the entire show’s run. There isn’t any fat in this entire scene, it’s all so gripping and kinetic.

[@Whoeverheardof]

“Just give it to him Sunshine” is my favorite part. 😂

[@rickyray2794]

I love how everybody is so calm when they bust in

[@JohnB00007]

Robbing a card game with both Furio and Christopher there is the stupidest thing they could do.

[@ratclone]

3:13: Furio still screaming in Italian lol😅