The Sopranos - Jackie Aprile Jr shows hostile behavior towards Tony Soprano

[@borko1990]

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[@WestSideGorilla1980]

OOHHH! again with the colicky balls and dysentery?

[@borko1990]

"Those who want respect, don't almost drown in 3 inches of water"

[@efrainrodarte6395]

Kid was always a dumbfuck wasn't he?

[@purplesword5536]

@@efrainrodarte6395 gravy's good today..

[@jsciarri]

Penguin exhibit

[@mr.wifflewaffle7189]

d00bZubElEk It’s Tony and Junior taking right after Jackie Jr.’s death.

[@3581PLS]

🤣🤣🤣

[@olivierkepo]

Jackie Jr. actually believed Tony that Richie was a rat ? After spending ten years in prison ? He really wasn't the brightest....

[@bozotheclown666]

I mean he did almost drown in 3 inches of water.

[@listenmyfriendfranklin6325]

Well, I’m thinking if I did 10 years, I’d do almost anything to get out of doing another 10. Even witness protection.

[@owenb8636]

Or maybe he was smart enough to pretend to believe it

[@LINKMASTERX]

@@owenb8636 interesting.. he may have known not to challenge the sociopaths narrative

[@Joeri20cm]

Ten years? I can do that standing on my head

[@luciusb18]

"That's my father's brother you're talking about" Yes Jackie, that is what an uncle is.

[@MarioTransformer7001]

Its an expression dumbass

[@skipads5141]

Or your mom's sister's husband.

[@s69911]

You don’t get it

[@greggstrasser5791]

@@s69911 You don’t get it. The kid was a stupid fuck.

[@hassanbbj730]

Fact is Richie never was a rat

[@xthewated]

Tony: “your uncle was a rat” Jackie Jr: “no fuckin way” Tony: “He was tho” Jackie: “ok”

[@stevekombolis3542]

lol its easy to chalk it up to bad writing but Jackie was really stupid so it's kind of a coin toss I know it's weird to reply to a 2 year old comment but that scene always stuck out to me as well as being screwy

[@Ar1AnX1x]

5:29 this face convinced him, something about a 140 IQ or something.

[@JDMNINJA851]

Almost drowned in 3 feet of water

[@theramplocal]

Lose the glasses

[@theramplocal]

Tony is a man of his word.

[@borko1990]

I just couldn't make myself delete the scene where Furio snorts the coke, sorry :(

[@BlaccSuave]

Whaddya gnna do,Borko? Furio was a MADE Guy and the Coke wasn't it was amongst ahh U knw the rest

[@borko1990]

@@BlaccSuave Rusty Irish was the one who sold Furio that shit :(

[@kevinmac2298]

Your weak, your out of control, and you’ve become an embarrassment to yourself and every one around you

[@charlescarter4608]

Stupida fackin druga

[@BlaccSuave]

@@borko1990 😄😄😄😄😄

[@heatison11]

If Jackie would've just explained to Tony who his father was, everything would've been fine

[@nuclearguitar779]

?

[@jesuslovesmebetter]

@@nuclearguitar779 It's all he ever fucking did.

[@jmboggs212]

I see what you did there

[@jefffromjersey52]

He was very shy about ever mentioning it . he wanted to earn his own reputation , as the 3 Letter Scrabble King of North Jersey.

[@bachelorgoosy9145]

I'll let that comment slide, out of respect for Jackie's fawtha

[@Zeus0886]

“Softdrinks of choice” always gets me 😂

[@OzempicFace]

Got ya

[@RFSpartan]

😂

[@gpet23]

Classic line

[@davidharper8500]

That’s customer service

[@AlphonseWeebay]

Sawft drinks

[@DuncanUdaho67]

M Y F A W T H A

[@llcooljaz1097]

He’s the hair apparent

[@stevewilson9778]

The golfer?

[@ArmyJames]

@@wyatthill6252 3x “My fawthas” in less than 30 seconds. Impressive, even by Jackie Jr.’s standards.

[@dantastic7]

Dude sounds like South Park John Travolta

[@zaryalace7475]

My uncle's brother.

[@CustomFitted]

I'm amazed that Tony even tolerated Jackie Jr being at that first meeting

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Season 2 Tony was pretty tolerant with shitheads. Late-series Tony wouldn’t have tolerated it for a second.

[@antoniocortes3901]

It was out of respect for his fawtha

[@leduc6656]

@ No it wasn't, Richie wasn't alive in season 3

[@jackj9816]

@@leduc6656 oh yer lol

[@Pointlesshandle48]

Richie was there is why

[@johnk.7523]

Furio smoking weed and doing lines is hilarious to me Idk why.

[@ramayaruk]

🎵 Oh LA LAA everybody on ur knees 🎵

[@astral_plane_crash]

IKR lmao. Mafia guys hitting the bong like high schoolers is so fucking funny.

[@odeleon24]

“Gimme another line…another line”

[@TheStopShort]

Even more hilarious to me is the fact that they don’t even fucking clear that bong

[@johnk.7523]

@@TheStopShort You'd think that the showrunners would've noticed that. Imagine hitting straight ash in a bong. I don't even see ice in it.

[@SmilingSynic]

If had lived long enough, Jackie Jr. would have ended up in the witless protection program.

[@jackj9816]

Definitely he pissed himself just being a get away driver

[@user-nh6oq8ut2t]

Outta respect for his fawtha of course

[@johncate9541]

Witless? He was definitely a dim-wit, that's for sure.

[@TPFB129]

Witless is so spot on.

[@JB-xl2jc]

Can you imagine if that doofus ended up a doctor?

[@quincylee2276]

"that's my father's mother's husband's aunty's grandnephew you're talking about"

[@shamshirhussain8198]

So thats still his fawa if correct? 😂😂 im having a tough time figuring it out i almost drowned in 3 inches of water

[@NexusKin]

"That's my father's brother's sister's nephew's cousin's former roommate you're talking about."

[@borko1990]

How could that imbecile Ralph replace Rosalie Aprile with JANICE???

[@James_Price79]

He liked to hang out under the boardwalk

[@Avengerie]

There are men in Wes Calwel better looking than her.

[@James_Price79]

@@Avengerie I work at the dog groomers there

[@dennismennis2688]

I saw her at Pet Therapy. How does she keep her coat so shiny?

[@purplesword5536]

@@Avengerie it's WEST CALDWELL..

[@sterlingarcher74]

I love the scene with Furio at Chris and Adriana’s. He’s just the chill dude everyone wants around and he’s welcome anywhere.

[@user-ok8yq6nc6x]

Except Drinkwater and Sean's apartment

[@keithpatrick156]

@@user-ok8yq6nc6x aka "Da Club"

[@yourarseismine1016]

"THER A BEE ONA YO HAT!"

[@markmac2206]

yeah he's real chill until the bee arrives.

[@ryukyushogun6633]

Also one of the only guys part of the crew that took care of business in an instant, no hesitation what's so ever

[@SmilingSynic]

0:48 Richie had been waiting in line while in prison for ten f'ing years. That's nothing. Phil did twenty standing on his shinebox.

[@m_r2215]

Didn't even have to make grilled cheese on the radiator

[@Megaman21051212]

He had to comprimise

[@harsshkulkarni869]

Let me tell you a couple of tree things 1. 20 fucking years in the can 2. Grilled cheese of the radiator 3. Jacked off in a tissue

[@tylenol_jones]

jerkin off on the radiator and eating grilled manicott

[@lightskingarvey1221]

20 yrs in the can and never made a peep

[@robertdominguez6002]

Jackie Jr. pulled up to a funeral in a grey wool sweater. Incredible.

[@krystingrant6292]

🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@studio2245]

"Tony, Sorry."

[@upland77]

It was a bachelor party... his frat brothers...

[@Bigmojojo]

It was outta respect for his father

[@morelife6508]

Nobody has aids!

[@tobsmonster2]

“I’m here aren’t I; outta respect to my Borko”

[@purplesword5536]

Lose the glasses..

[@Eire_Go_Deo]

Thank you mr borko junior sir

[@wyattrussell7496]

That’s my fathers’ brother you’re talking about

[@Dave-jm3zf]

@@purplesword5536 I am going to say some bad words and you are just going to have to deal with it

[@bluedeluge5961]

my bawko

[@anonymousfalsename5441]

You want something to drink? 3 inches of water maybe?

[@onajiranac7237]

Hahaha

[@dinomelin1925]

Hahahahaha love u

[@KH4444444444N]

Yessss! The Penguin exhibit.

[@mrneutral8423]

amazing comment

[@J1283-s1k]

Kid always was a dumb fuck though, wasn't he?

[@iwillnoteatzebugs]

Furio is so good at leaving without being told. He is a real G

[@fullmetalheel]

It's a solid move

[@jimmynoknokify]

He got a phone call. Coincidences happens

[@carltontaylor6500]

How times do guys have to be shot a look or go take a walk? Think about the scene with Furio, Pauline and Jonnie Sac, they tell Pnssy to go and he’s sits there all indignant. Furio understands the assignment.

[@missbelled6700]

"I make 2 phone call" is a top 10 line

[@motnurky7055]

*sip* whateva

[@Njderig]

Nothin says getting your buttons like soft drinks of choice

[@PLsexpicklePL]

It's a goal we can only dream about

[@jaypaxton2222]

so unless you are made you don't get your own choice of soft drink. "can I have a mountain dew please" *OOOOOH, YOU CAN HAVE A FUCKIN PEPSI AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT!!!!*

I'm sorry but I can't be seen in a comment section like this anymore

[@koseisan]

Fredo Friday you sound like an asshole

[@koseisan]

Tornike Tvalchrelidze "I'm kiddin' ya old fuck. What's the matter with you?"

[@ScarFeiss]

Furio so badass he even makes smoking weed an intense situation

[@avilaangel021798]

Smoking weed and doing coke .. sick heart attack 😂

[@blastbeatindustries3191]

You! Give me 1000 grams!

[@zionistjew2050]

@@avilaangel021798 not if it's good coke

[@brandonhuynh4528]

I gotta make two phone call

[@Randomdive]

@@avilaangel021798 you just have to basically make sure not to do opiates or alcohol with it and you most likely are fine. That's how the vast vast majority of users die (and that's when most people do it too tbf)

[@adamchewy2284]

" But Tony I'm going to be alright now, I'm going to design mens suits. "

[@purplesword5536]

"How many days do they give you off at Rutgers"

[@adamchewy2284]

@@purplesword5536 " You bottomed out. "

[@adamchewy2284]

@@purplesword5536 " Old man Roth would never come here, but Johnny Iola knows this place like the back of his hand. "

[@78thedayafter]

I like how Furio gave a specific number as to how many calls he was going to make.

[@scott.hanson]

Took the plate of food with him

[@phoenixmodellingphotography]

​@@jackflash8567You gadda call ona yo phone 😠

[@whispwindswept]

@@jackflash8567lmfaooooo

[@Max-fb5bm]

I gota make two phone call.

[@aceydeucey566]

@@Max-fb5bm Stupida fucking phone

[@Damar158]

Love how even his own buddy tells Jackie off. "Yeah but he's wearing a stripe now." "My uncle Rich was gonna give me a-" "Yeah but he never *did*."

[@johnnyjoestar8069]

Deenoe

[@cedricliggins7528]

Dino was a bad influence on Jackie

[@nwofailure]

@@cedricliggins7528 Anyone smarter than Jackie is a bad influence on Jackie.

[@RalphieMuskinyaar]

Don’t disrespect the comment parlour

[@ArmyJames]

Don’t disrespect my fawtha.

[@demostheodorakakis6328]

😂

[@leeapoth]

2 things: 1. Tony banging his fork on the plate to get Jackie to look at him is one of my favorite TS moments. Boss move. 2. Tony says that Jackie would have to be a shit head to believe him and then Jackie goes ahead and believes him, proving that he’s a shithead. As if someone like Richie Aprile would do ten years in the can and then turn rat after being out for 10 minutes.

[@James_Price79]

Beautiful post

[@_GOD_HAND_]

But Tony didn't kill him. Janice did when she was upset, and Tony never sanctioned it. Richie's death was basically an accident.

[@leeapoth]

@@_GOD_HAND_ Tony was coming to the realization that he was going to have to take care of Richie after he found out that Richie was trying to get support to whack Tony. It’s why Tony decided to get rid of Feech Lamana in season 5 before he became a bigger problem. Janice just saved him the trouble. And since he helped dispose of the body, he’s an accessory after the fact. Throughout the run of the show, there were times when Tony lucked out and people died before they became big problems: Ray Curto, Gene Pontecorvo, even Chrissy’s death was a opportunity taken by tony after an unexpected event.

[@_GOD_HAND_]

@@leeapoth And if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle. Some shit that might have happened but didn't... still didn't.

[@miltonthatherton1375]

Tony says "ask anybuddy" but Jackie is a poser with no actual connections so his only choice is to keep posing and believe it. If he had any real gangster in him he'd know right away it was BS.

[@southwest3369]

Love when Jackie turned up in swimming goggles for a meeting with tony

[@drmartin5062]

He almost drowned in the penguin exhibit so he brings those everywhere now.

[@steelreal254]

He brought em outta respect for 3 inches of water

[@Maca68]

He needs to be prepared, if he trips and there's a puddle he could be a goner without those.

[@Reprodestruxion]

Who is talking here? Is there a Fly buzzing here?

[@fullmetalheel]

Matrix ass glasses

[@TR-if1ok]

Tony playing with his pasta while talking to Jackie Jr. is always mesmerizing

[@janehautanen3824]

Tony and his pasta are always special.

[@roystonlodge]

* pasta twirling intensifies *

[@paulcarpenter7844]

And the ice cream

[@GabrielaGonzalez-qd5bb]

"Click click click click" "Look at me"

[@Unclefire]

I'm sure it had to do with filming, but he was always messing around with his food. FFS, get some on the fork and stuff in in your pasta hole already.

[@jbot91]

Jackie believing Richie wasn't killed is the funniest thing in the whole show. He witnessed him talking about going against Tony. If he entered witsec, when was the trial? That mortadell was a real stunad. He sits down like "oh my God, I can't believe it." Lol

[@TheStatisfiedOne]

He was a complete bonehead

[@LINKMASTERX]

Dont overlook the intimidation dynamic put out by Tony. .denial meant certain conflict.

[@animecrunchtime]

I mean technically Tony wasn’t lying that he didn’t whack Richie. That was all Janice.

[@maylabrown4584]

@@animecrunchtime But he was lying when he said that Richie was a Rat, plus he would have killed Richie anyway after Junior snitched him out to Tony.

[@e-zone4]

@@maylabrown4584 word Richie was a loose end 🐍 he had to go 🤣🛠

[@James_Price79]

He's the hair apparent!

[@purplesword5536]

Prince Rogaine ova here..

[@James_Price79]

@@purplesword5536 You know i played linebacker for boonton?

[@purplesword5536]

@@James_Price79 c'mon bulla bulla..

[@BlaccSuave]

It this Kid

[@artvandelay837]

@@James_Price79 small hands...that was always his problem

[@mikegalvin9801]

"He's the hair apparent." Another classic Soprano line

[@bluecollarlit]

I love it when they mispronounce things, or use a wrong word. Reminds me of Archie Bunker. Christopher: I saw you on Law & Order, The SUV....

[@humbleopinion1499]

I heard that line and I was going to write a comment, and thought, someone must have heard that too and mentioned it in the comments section. Tony didn't correct him either. Christopher was smart - to a point.

[@rsmith7994]

You mean “Little Lord Fuckpants?”

[@wherethekeysat1]

Tony was just jealous that he could potentially take his throne

[@RawOne911]

It's so sad that Jackie Jr was raised by his single mother and never knew who his father was.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

@@ndot3886 😂😂😂 that's the joke

[@standardaccountenjoyer2826]

underrrated comment

[@rahatahmed6188]

😂

[@VadersFist95]

​@@ndot3886Really? He never mentions him

[@markmac2206]

he couldve at least mentioned him.

[@Wombats-1]

Jackie didn't finish cause the school never heard of his father before

[@rubenambriz9506]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kenon6968]

A little respect, that's his grandmother's son-in-law you're talking about there

[@PhilLeotardosGhost]

Those are Spit-Shine Tommy's shoe shining routes. Those who want their shoes shined get their shoes shined. Ya see, kid? He just told you he'd shine your shoes regular and me, that he'd make mine look like f*$%in mirrors.

[@felipeacostamunoz1249]

Go home and get your fucking shinebox 🤣

[@marclaporte3710]

Jackie's last chest game before getting whacked was symbolic of his life. He was the lowly pawn in the game of Cosa Nostra and he tried to move two spots at once... Exactly what he tried to do in life by tacking down that card game to get fast tracked to being made.

[@bcmoney5272]

👏👏this is why I love the Sopranos comment section 😂I was kinda wondering exactly what that scene meant.

[@schmeltingaccident]

Walt Whitman ova here

[@djones2170]

He was no FRESH that's for sure

[@schmeltingaccident]

@@djones2170 great movie

[@willmercury]

@@schmeltingaccident Whitman sampler ovah Vito's bruddah!

[@johnnymoondog9474]

Who is that speaking? Is somebody speaking?

[@artvandelay837]

whose on the wire now?

[@rjmq433]

“Ive been in line 10 fucking years” Phil: Hold my shinebox

[@borko1990]

D'Alessio brothers were brilliant characters

[@LuckyDT]

Absolutely, they deserved far more screen time.

[@rostyslavhalchyshak1612]

thank you mr Borko, junior, sir

[@drunkdave5677]

When you've covered every square inch of this show in edits, you should move on to Boardwalk Empire

[@MB-fo2sk]

They had some in Boardwalk Empire!

[@alexmartin3143]

I know Darmody clipped one in BE…

[@splinter360]

1:30 Fuurio just vibing patiently waiting for his hit 😂😂😂

[@dejongejohan]

Smoking weed and snorting coke. That's really counterproductive. They'll end up sober and bored.

[@BlaccSuave]

Is tht wht happens? Lol,I always figured U do 1 or the other

[@robertdominguez6002]

Paul McCartney used to do this combo of drugs when The Beatles were recording Sgt. Pepper's. I would imagine you get the relaxing effects of the marijuana with the hyper-awareness of the coke.

[@johnlandas3739]

@@robertdominguez6002 yes, I smoke joints with coke in them, it's a good high

[@mottopanukeiku7406]

Yes, it is a pretty ineffective combination. Almost anything goes better with each. You get a soggy watered-down coke high and a dry twitchy weed buzz. Then again, when it just shows up like that and you are at a wake . . . . . . .

[@fleadoggreen9062]

A marijuana joint laced with cocaine is called a Primo where I’m from, that being said I never really done either, just drank my balls off !

[@janezkopelnik]

Take away borko`s shinebox, he's a zero with shoes unshined.

[@BigBoss-zi5ss]

Love watching Adrianna coming out of a room and dropping to her knees saying " hit me"

[@NexusKin]

Yeah, that was so hot.

[@odeleon24]

Jackie Jr gets a lot of hate. But people forget that Richie, Ralphie and Tony obviously saw potential in him. And Jackie just kept making the wrong decisions.

[@jefferycrouse4652]

He's like proto Christopher. Half the potential, half the story arc. Half the screen time. Same useless end

[@billymanziel5666]

Well they were wrong. The show makes pretty clear by the end that Tony is not as competent a Boss as people think he is and routinely showed bad judgement in the company he kept.

[@yaqubebased1961]

He was impulsive, undisciplined, and ignorant. All symptoms of not having good role models. I genuinely believe Jackie would've made something of himself if only he had proper guidance and a good mentor.

[@bullock4211]

Three inches of water that was his problem

[@Reprodestruxion]

So did Meadow

[@frankbarbaro6845]

Tony warns Jackie that he is going to say some bad words and Jackie is just going to have to deal with it. But the way Tony inhaled that spaghetti, that's what Jackie should have been warned to prepare himself for. Tony is like Mr Creasote from the Monty Python movie

[@PussyBonpensiero]

Is it weird that I like the part where T taps the plate with his fork..?

[@jakescanlon8015]

@@PussyBonpensiero such a boss move by T

[@J1283-s1k]

Bro, I came here specifically for the fork to plate tap ratio.

[@nicholasgardner2488]

I never noticed how AJ just walked away when Chrissy started talking about Jackie jr and tony responding with that grim look. It’s like he instinctively knew when it was time for him to leave for them to talk business.

[@cucklechuckle4199]

"Every little bit helps anything to get through these events" Pretty much describes how everyone feels today

[@Desecrator6]

We still barely hanging on

[@xX88B88Xx]

“I’m gonna say a few bad words, and you’re just gonna have to deal with it” is how I plan to start every job interview I have from now on.

[@mikedouglas9863]

I’m so glad that sopranos still lives on via KZbin. No show has ever felt quite like this one. Simpler times

[@phillipedwardness9591]

Have you seen the wire

[@mikedouglas9863]

@@phillipedwardness9591 I haven’t. But I plan to.

[@phillipedwardness9591]

@@mikedouglas9863 oh man. I envy you, I hope you enjoy it.

[@ceelos1994m]

If Jackie would of been quiet and laid back he would of probably fit in

[@buttonman6262]

‘I’m no Doctor’ The only smart thing Jackie said in the entire series.

[@Bfettrules]

Could u imagine Jackie as a doctor? “What’s this do? Why is the machine making that sound? Can I fuck the nurses as long as it’s in my office?”

[@knivesinmediaog]

"I don't want it for my son either." James Gandolfini His son plays Tony Soprano in 2021's The Many Saints of Newark. It doesn't get better than this, thank you David Chase. May Michael Galdolfini make a home run performance and possibly do another film in the future.

[@Thechimeradragon-xc9tq]

That last scene with Tony talking to Jackie Jr, was surprisingly wholesome and sweet. Rarely Tony get to be a Dad.

[@keithdougherty1584]

How was he going to become a Dr. when he almost drowned in 3 inches of water?

[@stproducciones9140]

As long as he didn't have to operate in the penguin exhibit

[@ccfb75]

Every upload helps. Anything to get through these events.

[@NexusKin]

Hit me.

[@hastur3201]

Gotta make 2 phone call

[@James_Price79]

Stupid Zip was planning his move back to Italy

[@seandealy7432]

James Price I wonder if he flew back as soon as Tony was smoked and shacked up with Carmela

[@James_Price79]

@@seandealy7432 for sure

[@BlaccSuave]

Nah Tony made 2 phone call back 2 Italy and if certain People saw Furio He was a dead Man

[@seandealy7432]

Blac Suave they probably wouldn’t of give a fuck after Tony was iced, why would they risk killing someone when there would be no reward.

[@ltngirlll]

Borko always finds a way to be creative with these compilations 🤣

[@kathconserv]

Borko is a legend.

[@ConsistentCed]

This fuckers more creative than Spielberg

[@tommclarty17]

Jackie Jr was such a bright young man.

[@scoobysnak07]

It's a shame what happened, because Carmine thought the world of him.

[@raaaaasable]

You thought Borko had an ego before? You can forget it now...

[@dtraversodt]

"Your uncle was a shinebox" "No f*#ing way!"

[@alexandersmall2279]

😂

[@fjccommish]

2:15 When you're a made man, you get free pizza and choice of soft drink.

[@nikobellic9010]

Congratulations, soft drinks of choice

[@willshaw3493]

Finn wasn't made but he got to have any sandwich he wanted.

[@cletus2941]

i follow every lie with "you ask anybody"

[@effortlessawareness8778]

Hahaha

[@gullakhan1121]

“Those who want soft drinks of choice, get soft drink of choice”

[@NexusKin]

"But only if they deserve soft drinks of choice."

[@alexandersmall2279]

Finn got soft drink AND sandwich of choice at Satriales. Shaggy gettin treated like a made guy. What happened to this ting of ours?

[@giacomoaprile56]

"Jackie don't you gooo...don't you go to the card game..."

[@kevinmac2298]

Soft drinks of choice!

[@James_Price79]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Njderig]

Kevin Mac one of the perks of a made man

[@BlaccSuave]

I like sawft drinks but if I wasn't MADE I'd have 2 take whatever sawft drink He chooses 2 give Me?

[@Njderig]

Steve Turowski looool!! Shoe polish of choice lmao!!!!

[@dondajulah4168]

@@BlaccSuave You can also get a free soft drink of choice by ordering the #3 lunch special for $3 slice of pizza plus free soft drink. Seems a bit easier way to get a free soft drink than getting made in the mob.

[@bartolomeestebanmurillo4459]

Probably one of the very few good things Tony tried to do in the show, steer some doe eyed suburban kid from that kind of life.

[@shadez8375]

Except he did it anyway when he employed Ralph who gave him a free gun and taught him how to collect money by force

[@richardcabesa3949]

that pasta must have been exhausted by the time he ate it

[@rman52]

That opening scene with Barone was one of the most realistic in the series. The rain and weather setting mood. The dialog. Tension between characters. And the negotiations were were so authentic. Much more believable than Jackie falling for Tony's Richie the rat fable.

[@infinite8885]

They can’t smoke weed right to save their lives

[@YON_RO]

To be fair it was most likely some nasty fake Hollywood screen weed

[@AndrewPriceEsq]

Funny because Drea de Matteo said on her recent interview on the Poda Bing podcast that they actually did real drugs before filming the living room scene after Livia died.

[@MobKnowledge]

"You gonna lecture them now huh? You fuckin' drug addict?"

[@diehardacidparty]

Infinite 8 First time seeing a bong being hit on television?

[@mattwarrington1]

Why are they sharing one bong when theres like 3 on the table?

[@unclephillymya]

1:17 tony’s face LOOOLLL he probably taught the Jackie Jr forgot the script 😂 james gandolfini was one of the kind

[@LarryXLR]

"Gotta maka de phone call." Furio knows when to split.

[@artvandelay837]

2 phone calls

[@BlaccSuave]

0:31 Ally Boy-"1 of the trucks"

[@purplesword5536]

No more fiyas..

[@BlaccSuave]

@@purplesword5536 Just beat Him within an inch of His life wit shineboxes

[@wolfmanjack8402]

Blac Suave be quiet Albert

[@silviodante6792]

I'm gonna go get the paypas, get the paypas

[@sabatino1977]

Can you believe that? Wait in line 10 years and then one week later you lose the Fairfield contract?

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

1:30 funniest shit ever the way furio is bumpin to the music waiting for his bong hit 😂😂😂

[@purplesword5536]

Take away his shinebox and spit-shine tommy is a zero with shoes..

[@James_Price79]

Yeah but he's wearing his stripe now

[@purplesword5536]

@@James_Price79 he could fold under questioning..

[@tank3143]

@@purplesword5536 yeah but he never did.

[@possiblepilotdeviation5791]

You know who my father was?

[@Rob_V_W85]

The golfer? US open?

[@deathrager2404]

didnt he got run over by a trolly?

[@KittShaw]

Could’ve been a hell of a doctor. Very precocious… he knew the capital of Canada in high school.

[@remycallie]

Most people think it's Toronto, so that would actually put him at the head of the class.

[@MF_YOUTUBE]

I like how they have Tony tell Chrissy to turn the meat at his BBQ in the last season.

[@moodswingy1973]

Fun fact - there is only one umbrella at the beginning of the video. Tony and the other dude are just holding rods lol.

[@ZatchBolski]

Partying with Furio would be so damn scary.

[@Unclefire]

You bogart the bong and he'll put an ice pick thru your eye.

[@markmac2206]

being Furio's beekeeper coworker is scarier.

[@bluecollarlit]

That bee-on-your-hat scene is amazing. Uncle June's doctor is the same actor who played Chandler s obnoxious boss on Friends.

[@alexmartin3143]

I dunno… one of those guys you’re glad they’re on your side…

[@alexmartin3143]

@@bluecollarlitDude goes back to Raising Arizona the wife swapper…

[@MaloneMantooth]

"I don't want it for my son either" AJ tries to kill junior Lol

[@PowerRuler973]

Shout Outs to Paterson NJ 💯💯 never forget where you Come From... Miss this show... RIP James G...

[@theonewhoknocks96]

3:01 That One Link There was my favorite side character, i wish they did more with him

[@dylancooper3690]

Tony gave him every chance he could and Jackie Jr continually screwed up and disrespected him.

[@ryankoehler3170]

Tony acting like he cares...hes such a legend at it

[@jiovanysoltero923]

Ya outta turn that one link there

[@PussyBonpensiero]

{...T smashes it into oblivion}

[@artvandelay837]

@@PussyBonpensiero da jusheez

[@PussyBonpensiero]

"What Jews...?"

[@drkarats6147]

"I don't give bids to the handicapped..." Burn 😭

[@Sean-410]

"Jackie Sr never wanted this life for you! He wanted Vito to wack you instead when i try and stop you from being what we ALL are" -Tony S

[@xystumpy187]

"Out of respect for my shinebox…"

[@chuckwood8452]

I don’t wanna sound like an asshole but I really can’t be seen at the Penguin exhibit anymore..

[@GCP123]

He's the hair apparent.

[@BlaccSuave]

Not this Kid

[@artvandelay837]

little lord fuck pants

[@Jffeeney3rd]

What am I always saying about him?!

[@SaunKrystian]

Take away Tony Soprano, he's a zero with shoes.

[@BlaccSuave]

But Hes wearin a stripe now

[@danielhancock5014]

Steve Turowski - yeah but he never did

[@101acidrider]

@@danielhancock5014 what was his uncle going to do? whack chris?

[@killerman228]

“ im gonna say a few things... and im gonna say some bad words... youre just gonna have to deal wit it...”

[@effortlessawareness8778]

Alright will h... hit me

[@billyjackoff]

Shout out to the Sopranos sound department for riding up the volume of the fork tapping on the plate. It's a nice little touch that does a lot to make even the simplest of Tony's actions seem really intimidating, kind of like how Tony's breathing is scary.

[@deenice9169]

I always laugh at how Tony said any member he killed went into witness protection (Big Puss, Richie)…yet no one was ever arrested. Idk how no one ever questioned that. Two high up members who were close to Tony and knew a lot of incriminating evidence about the family became informants yet Tony, Sil, Junior, Pauly were never arrested or charged or indicted. Makes no sense.

[@bornfromforeign]

Dude its a show 😂

[@deenice9169]

@@bornfromforeign fukin’ blasphemy! How much more betrayal can I take!?!

[@Unclefire]

@@bornfromforeign yeah, but continuity kinda matters. Then again, "witness protection" could also mean code like they just went away.

[@danbongard3226]

The feds typically take years to bring a case, even a relatively straightforward white collar case. There are exceptions like SBF, but those generally only happen when the case is open and shut. There is also the fact that all of their informants kept dying or being killed, which would have unraveled whatever case they did have at the time.

[@deenice9169]

@@danbongard3226 the point is….Tony would lie to their family members and say “they became an informant”. If I was a family member, I’d start to question that. For example, “if my uncle Richie was a rat… why are you, the boss of his family, not in any trouble?” Doesn’t make sense when you really think about it. Same as him telling Puss’s wife he became an informant and moved away and left them. Doesn’t make sense. He becomes a snitch, leaves his family for witness protection AND THEN no one gets arrested in his family? Just doesn’t add up at all.

[@djones2170]

"I'm here outta respect for my fawtha" Tony "I'm your daddy now, sit your ass down"

[@silverwheel]

Tony was seriously in violation of the ADA, not trying to make a reasonable accommodation for Richie's deafness.

[@tacotruck2595]

“He wanted you to be a lifeguard.” “Give me a fucking break!”

[@mcdouche2]

2:40 Chris was drinking a Bud Lite. Apparently, he didn't get the memo.

[@joeroberts2156]

Saying "the hair apparent" in front of a bald guy is wild.