Remember when DK did a unintended pun showing his minis "here's my thousand sons army, but they're just colecting dust at the moment" without KNOWING NOTHING about them?? they are the perfect army for the DK as Tzeentch planned indeed.
@MarcDize8 ай бұрын
yes. it was glorious. GLORIOUS!!!!!!! 😫
@LAV-III8 ай бұрын
Which episode was that from?
@drakeblack46958 ай бұрын
@@LAV-IIIit’s one of like the first 10-15 things on the channel. Not a super long video but definitely worth a watch
There once was a Thousand Sons character that ran around with a rocket launcher and when asked why he wasn’t spreading the word of Tzeentch and just instead blowing stuff up he replied “I am spreading the ways of The Lord of Change! Watch this!” He then aimed his rocket launcher at a tank he saw and fired the rocket. The rocket proceeded to blow up the tank, he then turned back and said “See, I have CHANGED that tank into a destroyed tank!” He then ran back into the fog of war continuing to spread the word of Tzeentch.
@thou_dog8 ай бұрын
I wonder if this can be retold as a limerick.
@thou_dog8 ай бұрын
Like: There once was a fighter for Change Who was often seen acting quite strange. He shot tanks with his missiles But if asked why, he bristles, "I'm doing my best to _______" I can't figure out the last bit.
@WootFTWable8 ай бұрын
@@thou_dog"Rearrange"?
@thou_dog8 ай бұрын
@@WootFTWable I changed it up. We've heard of a cult-bro of Change who's often seen acting quite strange. He shoots tanks with his missiles and if questioned he bristles, "I'm increasing disorder downrange!"
@pogwog53097 ай бұрын
Lmao this reminds me, a youtuber I like who does ARMA campaigns did one as chaos cultists, and he was in the tzeenchian squad In the spirit of change every 2 minutes they changed the frequency on the radio
@ladeandix74518 ай бұрын
Yvraine did resurrect those marines, but after Ahriman agreed to let her leave, she sent them screaming into the warp. Ahriman, shocked, horrified, and pissed instead of trying to kill the eldar he jumped into the warp after his brother.
@DarthAuxilia8 ай бұрын
Yeah, she fucked up
@Asheriancommand8 ай бұрын
It was the right call. Ahriman got distracted and yvraine got the warshard
@DarthAuxilia8 ай бұрын
@Asheriancommand but now she is a priority target for ahriman, not only do to vengeance, but also as a resource to reverse the rubric
@evilsclone24998 ай бұрын
@@Asheriancommandyvraine: "ah yes, let me piss off the angry physical space monkey capable of doing the same magic shit that I can, what's the worst that could possible happen?" *meanwhile ariman is prepping his ovary spinning destro torsion spell. For when her finds her*
@Hewrin888 ай бұрын
Knowing Ahriman he'd probably spend a trilogy of books trying to get back at her and achieving nothing
@PapaFunDip8 ай бұрын
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Magnus's efforts all went bust.
@redline8418 ай бұрын
Ambatubus...
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
Cool rhyme!
@MrSamulai8 ай бұрын
Thanks for the feature, I'm glad to have done my part in making 40k more ridiculous. I stole the line from a 40k parody comic I saw in pinterest years ago. Much as I'd like to credit the artist, for the life of me I can't find it anymore. Some people said it was from isyander and koda, but I don't know the context for that.
@bogdanlevi8 ай бұрын
Nothing wrong with stealing a joke, that's how jokes work. Gratz for the feature.
@dankmemes82548 ай бұрын
Unlike magnus you did everything correct
@the-wanderer1118 ай бұрын
Rubric Marine: I fear no man but that thing. Roomba: *Vacuum Noises* Rubric Maribe: It scares me.
@GraveBreak8 ай бұрын
The big suck 😂
@lefunky1328 ай бұрын
The mechanical prowess to destroy us is pure horror.
@High-LordHarza8 ай бұрын
These jokes always make me think, their armors are fully sealed and their soul is bound to their armor, so the ash isn't even coming out right? They're basically walking urns.
@Pikkabuu8 ай бұрын
At least the Space Puppies and Thousands Sons can agree that Roombas are scary.
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
Fear no man, just the machine
@Skitarii_Ranger8 ай бұрын
Ahriman, First Captain of the Thousand Sons and Champion of Tzeentch vs Thanquol, the greatest Grey Seer to ever live and Champion of the Horned Rat Who shoots themselves in the foot first?
@emanueleragazzi3418 ай бұрын
Thanquol would just shoot another of his subordinates even if he is in the wrong
@dawidkazmierczak72838 ай бұрын
Yes
@petulantpeterturbo8 ай бұрын
Ahriman would shoot himself in the foot while Thanquol shoots his most important ratslave that would win him the battle in the back of the head.
@minnijawsx90608 ай бұрын
“There are many ways to skin a baby”-Thanquol
@germanmandalorian35148 ай бұрын
Depend, is Gotrek and Felix around?
@muriomoira8 ай бұрын
Thousand sons: goes from fleshchange to ashchange Ahriman: I see this as an absolute win
@topcat598 ай бұрын
Either live your entire existence drowning in pure nothingness and slowly forgetting who you are or continue living in a twisted and mangled flashy body that will beg for death that will never come.🐱
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
Now they are easier to transport!
@tajadoleternal55148 ай бұрын
Thousands son: father I don't feel so good
@heboric61368 ай бұрын
😭
@the-wanderer1118 ай бұрын
Reduced 2 dust.
@hugotheimpecileone8 ай бұрын
I can see that happening in 40k honestly
@skullsquad9008 ай бұрын
@@hugotheimpecileonepretty sure that literally did happen considering they can communicate with him telepathically while they were dusting...
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
(Goes to dust)
@ferro99268 ай бұрын
Poster idea: where's waldo but you have to find alpharius in a collection of various other space marines and primarchs
@Gigasius8 ай бұрын
And make it a collab with Emwattnot
@ЯАга-я4л8 ай бұрын
I'd buy that for a dollar!
@coolbean98807 ай бұрын
there is no alpharius (this is a lie)
@ann-marieellis85232 ай бұрын
Trick question, they're all alpharius
@PhoenicopterusR21 күн бұрын
@ann-marieellis8523 double trick question, Alpharius is actually Omegon.
@42ndguardian8 ай бұрын
The Rubric is the equivalent of using a fusion cannon to treat skin cancer. "BANG, and the Fleshchange is gone!" *ignoring the giant smoking crater*. The rubric is an overcharge of warp energy, if you weren't psychically strong enough to keep your corporeal meat together you turn to dust. If you are, you get a big buff.
@gord1638 ай бұрын
Also worth noting Ahriman hates the chaos gods, and for what they have lead the legion towards, he also has a habit of leaving planets with less cultists than when he got there. He will gather a cult to find relics and knowledge, steal it from the cult, then kill the cult
@gord1638 ай бұрын
Also yall got to read the Arhiman omnibus
@painlord2k8 ай бұрын
In a small tangent, I'm waiting for the moment the Planet Eaters will get their vengeance against the Emperor's Children for turning Angron in a demon prince and denying him his death & rest in peace. And I pretty hope Leeman Russ return with a way to restore full Magnus and Prospero, to atone for his transgression against the orders of the Emperor.
@ravenwhiteduck31588 ай бұрын
@@painlord2k wait, the word bearers right?
@drmengus7 ай бұрын
@@ravenwhiteduck3158 I think he mean the World Eaters (Angron's legion)
@Nempo137 ай бұрын
@@painlord2k Russ HAS to be the last one to return. There is a whole prophecy there and other primarchs that got so little time that should come back first Corvax and Khan come to mind. Vulcan returning and the writers NOT killing him off just to show he is a perpetual would be nice as well. Vulcan is supposed to be the most physically strong and tough of them all. What would kill any other patriarch, Vulcan should be able to stand right back up and laugh. To kill Vulcan and put him back on respawn should be twice what it would take to kill any other primarch. I despised how often they killed him just to highlight that he is a perpetual, was horrible writing. The reason Russ has to be the last is due to the prophecy that when he returns the start of 'The Wolftime' will have come. Which is Ragnarok.
@Tengenstein8 ай бұрын
You didn't mention what a rubric actually is; a guide for grading whether something is good enough. Are you a good enough space wizard? Yes; have a stat boost, no; dust.
@derekburge52948 ай бұрын
Ahriman: *exists* Tzeentch: my favorite clown. Little walking punchline. Love him. Absolutely best. 0/10, I want a thousand more.
@theilluminatedone9214Ай бұрын
I read that in Donald Trump's voice.
@swiftly23228 ай бұрын
I belive Ahriman went to Magnus before the rubic and begged him to help with the flesh change. And Magnus basically laughed and told him to just deal.
@samuelazzaro8 ай бұрын
Can we get an episode on the council of nicaea? It feels like the core reason people sympathize with Magnus and also really highlights how flawed the Emperor's plans were (particularly in terms of not telling his kids about Chaos, especially Magnus).
@@justinlast2lastharder749 They haven't done an actual episode on it. Only mention it in passing. I don't think they have ever mentioned how hypocritical Leman Russ was when he tried saying that space wolf rune priests are not psyckers and therefore would not be outlawed by the council's decision. That coupled with him hiding the Wulfen while condeming Thousand Sons for the flesh change proves how much of a PoS Russ was.
@Nempo137 ай бұрын
@@CannibalShinobi Meh. He was written VERY inconsistently in the Heresy books. This is the biggest problem I have when people rag on Russ. They point to the times he had crap writers, love to ignore the times he had more consistent writing. He is not the only Primarch that suffers from this. Perturabo does as well, as he flip flops from petulant man child incapable of thinking beyond "I wanna!" to a rational thinker capable of coming up with a cunning plan so often you will get whiplash. This is made even more pointed by the fact the writers for the modern setting have continued this idiocy by having him become a daemon primarch (going by released artwork) when the lore states he HATES Chaos, hates the chaos gods, and would never accept becoming one of their pawns. It is the whole reason his own men cut off their body parts if they start to change...and also why they capture demons and use them as fuel for their weapons! Basically every Primarch has some really crap writing minus a far few as GW basically warned them about things...Which is why Sanguinious is depicteds so consistently through all the Heresy books compared to Russ, Perterabo, Vulcan (yeah he has some uncharacteristic moments too), Lion'el, Dorn to name a few of those with such inconsistent writing that it often feels like you are reading about someone totally different with the same name. It happened less with Vulcan and Dorn on that list, yet STILL HAPPENED...and more than once. Russ and Perterabo are the two that stand out as being exceptionally inconsistently written.
@philopoemen18063 ай бұрын
After this can we get Second Vatican?
@YoBen1008 ай бұрын
Space Wolves visiting Sortiarius while singing "Hungry Like the Wolf" Meanwhile Thousand Sons preparing their spells while sining "Dust in the Wind"
@ЯАга-я4л8 ай бұрын
Another one bites the dust
@greg_mca8 ай бұрын
Inside you are two wolves. One sings yggdrasil as it goes into battle. The other sings bark at the moon
@evilsclone24998 ай бұрын
@@greg_mca"they're both gay.."
@zackmishlove82668 ай бұрын
Lmao space wolves singing Duran Duran is funny, imagine a space wolf with bronzed skin and frosted tips
@DINOROAR29128 ай бұрын
@@zackmishlove8266 If I didn't hate unhelmeted Marines, I would be all over that
@DirtHermit8 ай бұрын
Next Poster: "Ascend me, Chaos Daddy!"
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
Cool idea!
@tomastrinite35354 ай бұрын
Yes fantasy version of Dr House
@zockemon78 ай бұрын
"I cured the Flesh Change" My brother in tzeentch, there is no more flesh to change.
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
"So I succeded, right? Riiiiight?"
@wassup0488 ай бұрын
Ahriman did get to the Black Library but he lost his Library Card and so he was denied entry
@declanfischer53978 ай бұрын
Now that all the Primarchs and legions are done, y’all gotta do Chapter Masters and successor chapters
@thewerdna8 ай бұрын
They still go to go back and do a legion episode for Ultramarines and Deathguard. Since those are the remaining two from before they did separate primarch-legion episodes. Night Lords and Alpha Legion already got this treatment
@declanfischer53978 ай бұрын
@@thewerdna they did death guard already. But yeah they’re missing Ultramarines
@mistadangerzone83627 ай бұрын
The also need to do a video on the blood angels main characters
@Zivon968 ай бұрын
Tzeench: "Let's make them all goats." Tzeench is responsible for the Thousand Sons Combat Patrol confirmed
@romeech93753 ай бұрын
it finally makes sense
@Chang-u6e8 ай бұрын
You don’t need to apologize about the derailment, I thought that it was funny, I appreciate it being on my favorite primarchs video too.
@RougeMephilesClone8 ай бұрын
Ah, at last! The Spess Mehrehn set is complete! Good show, AdRic hosts!
@krispykrisps71086 ай бұрын
Quick thing for The Brick when you do an Ahriman episode: Ahriman performed the Rubric twice! The first time he did it, it turned every non-psyker Thousand Son to dust and powered up all the psykers. Ahriman saw this as a success, but then got banished. For his second attempt (and after he killed Magnus’ adoptive father Amon, yoinking his fancy helmet in the process), Ahriman had the guidance of a shard of Magnus’ soul called “Magnus the Father”. That shard embodied all the fatherly love Magnus held for his legion. This second attempt was working! Every non-Tzeentchian shard of Magnus’ soul would combine back into Magnus, the flesh-change would be cured, and everyone would get their bodies back! … and then the Tzeentch-corrupted shard of Magnus called “The Crimson King” kicked down the door, absorbed most of the soul shards, and fucked up the spell. Now, not only are non-psykers turned into dust automata, but all the less powerful psykers are too! Sadly, “Magnus the father”-the kind embodiment of Magnus’ love for his children-let himself disintegrate into the warp rather than be absorbed by “The Crimson King”. From then on, the current Magnus has zero love for his legion. Most of this story is from ‘The Crimson King’ by Graham McNeill, who previously wrote for White Dwarf and for some of the 3rd edition codexes.
@jakebailey16368 ай бұрын
I'll grab you a tiny bit of bonus lore from the warp for this one: Ahriman's investment into the flesh-change cure was significantly personal for him, as while he was one of the first Thousand son recruits, so was his brother Ohrmuzd. If you're curious as to why some of you may not of heard of Ohrmuzd it's because he was a victim of said flesh change, which instilled a fear of it into ol Ahriman of the change and motivated him to find its cure also not 100% on this one- but I beleive he did ask Magnus for his help casting the rubric to make it work, but Magnus said no
@BTM81098 ай бұрын
"Im at the Pyramid of Photep, shirtless, in a loincloth smoking on Astronomicon-filtered Sherm" -Magnus Flow
@realspitfire75648 ай бұрын
This flesh change curse don’t mean nothing to me man
@SeanHoltzman8 ай бұрын
The Cabalistic link will turn the runic etching into a warp storm. Leman Russ shivered his timbers.
@SeanHoltzman8 ай бұрын
We smokin' that Slaanesh Afterbirth Eye of Terror. I can't wait to Prospero roast you in these gold-plated Crimson King shoes.
@realspitfire75648 ай бұрын
That rubric done left lil cuzzo ass dust. Jit was emaciated
@realspitfire75648 ай бұрын
Cawl’d so hard they thought I was a fuckin heretek
@wesleymiles87567 ай бұрын
I love how GW came up with one of the most diabolical and horrific descriptions of unbridled torment and anguish just so they dont have to make a new dreadnought model.
@TheHerrDoctor8 ай бұрын
7.8/10, needs more Kitten
@JunkPhuJP8 ай бұрын
Me Mum Everest!!!
@TheHerrDoctor8 ай бұрын
@@JunkPhuJP "Forget this ever happened, please and thank you."
@kukelhupf8 ай бұрын
@@JunkPhuJP I WAS IN A TUBE!!!
@harryj98718 ай бұрын
I thought gw set up a really cool way for Ahriman to become a weird bedfellow with the imperium and the elder due to yvraine bringing back some thousand sons. Making Ahriman go “well everything I’ve tried has failed might as well” but instead they just changed him from hunting the black library to hunting elder. Big sad
@DarthAuxilia8 ай бұрын
Well it may have worked like that, then yvraine fucked it all up by the re-killing ahriman's brothers
@ravenwhiteduck31588 ай бұрын
Yep raiding comorrah for something, I'm hoping it's one of the swords that yvraine is looking for
@boanoah63626 ай бұрын
It was the PERFECT set-up to have Ahriman team up with Yvraine to raid Slaanesh's palace for the last sword. Just think of it, Tzeentch would totally be down to knock Slaanesh down a peg if not outright kill it, further they could've brought Guilliman into the fray as well. A Tzeentchian Wizard, a full crew of revitalized Rubrics, an Elder contingent of death worshippers, and the Primarch of the Ultramarines storming the pleasure palace and curbing Fulgrim... It would've been glorious, easy way to kick Slaanesh and Fulgrim to the curb like what Big E did to Mortarion in the Garden.
@cherrypopscile33858 ай бұрын
Im glad you guys dusted off this lore. Its been one of those things i need to dust up on, but ive always been afraid to ash questions about it.
@GaldirEonai8 ай бұрын
One interesting thing about the whole "tricking other psykers into becoming helbrute batteries" thing is...if the prospective victim figures it out and manages to turn the tables on the sorcerer, they are generally accepted by the other thousand sons as one of their own. Doesn't happen often but IIRC there's at least one character in one of the novels who got into a 1ksons warband that way.
@Gormathius8 ай бұрын
54:41 Unending MENTAL suffering is very much a Tzeentch thing. Just think of the classic case of any would-be sorcerer stuck for an eternity in a labyrinthine library searching for the one book containing the knowledge they seek, as an example of a very Tzeentch branded type of torture. The important thing to remember about the Chaos Gods is that there's actually a lot of overlap between them; just because suffering broadly is a Slaanesh thing, and to an extent a Nurgle thing, doesn't mean the others don't also indulge in inflicting unspeakable suffering upon mortals. So TL;DR: Chaos intersectionality is a thing.
@jackmesrel49338 ай бұрын
Another way to put it is that they all love to fuck with mortals, but each one does it in its own special way. Nurgle wants people to despair and succumb to decay, Khorne wants them to become furious beasts, Slaneesh wants souless husks always looking for the next spark of feeling and Tseench to lose themselves in their search of knowledge and power, and also random shenanigans
@Speeds_Gaming_Corner8 ай бұрын
For DK - Magnus is an auto-include in every competitive Tsons list. He is arguably the most important unit in the entire army.
@eduardodiaz99428 ай бұрын
If only the AdMech had found a STC for a heavy duty vacuum cleaner, it would make fighting against the Thousand Sons much easier.
@deathlytree4348 ай бұрын
They have the powerwashers of doom rubrics watch out
@TheUncannyF7 ай бұрын
No pain, no gain! No fish, no fowl! No socks, no shoes! No flesh, no fleshchange!
@notsid33 ай бұрын
aayyyy, Eddie Izzard
@Grimpo968 ай бұрын
I’ve heard a lot of people complain as to “Why don’t Thousand Sons have access to Psyker Dreadnaughts? Magnus made the damn thing that allows dreadnaughts to be Psykers!” And now I see why 😂
@marobrother17518 ай бұрын
He also was close with sanguinious and gifted the Blood Angels the schematics for them, so you might think that even if the sons lost the ability to make them they'd at least steal some from the Blood Angels
@alphamuplays16698 ай бұрын
T sons are the classic example of "Ican fix this!" and immediatly make it worse
@ty852078 ай бұрын
There is a full trilogy of Ahriman's novels by author John French, who is currently working on a second trilogy for the wily sorcerer (its first entry is already out). They're great reads into what makes Ahriman tick.
@ShouldBeDrawing8 ай бұрын
Tzaangors DO provide cabal points so long as they control an objective, (and you roll a 4+) so they have their uses and the tzaangor shaman does some good things to buff those units alongside adding an extra cabal point.
@MrKrossix8 ай бұрын
I usually listen to these as background noise during gaming, but my PC crashed couple days back, first time listening to this podcast sad...
@angry_zergling8 ай бұрын
Nothing is worse than when your PC dies on you, leaving you empty and gameless. =( I've been there. F.
@scaremoonturkey7 ай бұрын
33:22 - I know to expect shenanigans when I listen to AdRid. I was not expecting "Eldar taco" today, or ever. XD
@ryanadams09228 ай бұрын
THOUSAND SONS DUST BOIS LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
Yeah!!
@Spideryote8 ай бұрын
Finally. After years of waiting it's finally time :D
@PortalMa5t3r8 ай бұрын
Just wanted to say thank you. Been collecting and painting thousand sons for 3 years now. Enjoyed the episode while painting magnus, thank you so much for doing my legion justice lol
@dylbob90008 ай бұрын
No flesh, no flesh change. Simples big win
@reb9308 ай бұрын
can't wait for the episode dk and his 1k sons play against bricky and his SoB
@topcat598 ай бұрын
I kinda like to imagine that they use a device that allows them to contain the souls of their fallen and bind their souls to any strong psyker’s to bring them back from death and giving them a moment to saver what it’s like to have a body before it turns to dust.🤔🐱
@teejay16468 ай бұрын
Pro tip for any ksons players wanting an MVB rn: tyranid psychophages from the box sets are like $20 on ebay rn (dont ever buy the standalone kit i stg) and on the same base size, give it a bit of greenstuff elbow grease and some sort of grafted portal effect: they look perfectly fine as MVB's and it kinda works with the lore, psychophages exist to eat pyskers (the weird blue smoke that comes from them are like burned psyker energy essentially) and so its not a huge stretch to think one could be turned into a vessel for a beast of this sort I can't think of anything more Tzeentchy than taking an absolute force of nature that exists to consume biomass and mutating its own biomass against itself Won't work in official tournaments, probably, but about as good a justification for a proxy as I've ever been able to come up with
@Jon-yn4pq6 ай бұрын
The idea of being turned into a chaos spawn reminds me a lot of the ending of "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"
@hiroprotagonest8 ай бұрын
I’m a fan of the Raptors space marine chapter, and while I don’t think they have enough to deserve their own episode, I’d like to see an episode for the niches of multiple secondary chapters.
@UnnecessarilyUndercover5 ай бұрын
Aramin after literally full metal alchemisting a whole legion: “Neat”
@vontheunknown79828 ай бұрын
I'm hoping the Blood ravens are from thousand Sons, having modified geneseed, but what do you guys think?
@ryanadams09228 ай бұрын
Thousand sons, Blood Angels either or my favorite legions get recognition
@woaddragon8 ай бұрын
I hope that it was true. It make so much sense.
@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany7458 ай бұрын
yes
@5980190018 ай бұрын
Thousand sons is most definitely my headcanon, It all fits to well!
@ericbarber42978 ай бұрын
Theres also an argument to be made for word bearers but personally i hope its k sons
@MrManueldx8 ай бұрын
I find it funny how they did a thousand sons episode and they didn't invite the poorhammer guy
@MyManMako8 ай бұрын
I am not crazy, guys! A 40k cuisine episode would be absolutely fabulous!
@matthewgnepper32018 ай бұрын
Before they changed the name from Chaos Dreadnought to Hellbrute, the Thousand Sons Dreadnouths were different. There is a Thousand Sons Dreadnought picture with the following text below it from the Forgeworld Imperial Armour 13; page 102. "Thousand Sons Ferrum Infernus Dreadnought, Khadeth the Silent, Mk IV Dreadnought Khadeth was present on the Planet of Sorcerers when the Rubric of Ahriman was enacted. Khadeth never spoke again, and it remains a mystery whether his body remains interred within the Dreadnought's armoured sarcophagus or it it contains nothing but dust."
@nikolthomas25446 ай бұрын
Rubric of Ahriman: Can't have the fleshchange if there's no flesh to change
@MarianGranat8 ай бұрын
Lego WH40k game idea: You play as K sons and when they die they spill and magnus comes sad and crying, casts reparo and swoosh they are up again.
@Juronumo8 ай бұрын
cult of change favorite spell "spare some change"
@Biodeamon8 ай бұрын
tzneetch: oh you don't want them to change? okay then *dusts your marines*
@walkertheguy33408 ай бұрын
I think it’s confirmed that DK has selective memory
@tjmoore44158 ай бұрын
Major Payne: "You want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that pain"? "Gimme your hand". * Breaks finger* Injured Soldier: "AAAGGGHHH MY FINGER MY FINGER" Major Payne: "Works every time".
@csgilmore35368 ай бұрын
Tzeentch loves ahriman. He even almost granted him true death as a reward once, but changed his mind and decided to see what else ahriman might screw up.
@RATZGobbler8 ай бұрын
Between you two I wouldn’t be surprised if Shy had a drinking problem.
@kiddo63938 ай бұрын
It's not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution
@dragonborn1397 ай бұрын
I was in the middle of lifting a big weight when briky said testicular twist of fate. Almost died
@ecurps18 ай бұрын
10:30 Rubric "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"
@mannofdober8738 ай бұрын
A Thousand Sons? Imagine all the child support benefits Magnus gets!
@oceanman16878 ай бұрын
Very happy I could make the premiere
@forgefathervulkanhestan187 ай бұрын
"Ascend my chaos daddy" -Nemeroth, Graia circa M40
@theandrewk27868 ай бұрын
DK wanting a quote from Bricky is like Oliver Twist asking for more gruel.
@verathorn15568 ай бұрын
Even Beastmen players don't want zangores
@endplanets8 ай бұрын
Alphonse Elric's favorite army.
@Jandau857 ай бұрын
"Ascend me, Chaos Daddy!" is pure poetry. I am in awe.
@brandonkyle92878 ай бұрын
“Ascend me chaos daddy!” I will live by this quote for the rest of my life thanks DK.
@kinagrill7 ай бұрын
iirc, the main reason for Ahriman's change of mind is due to his realization that... well, his friends, brothers even, they are... not there anymore. The soul-stuff might be sealed within, but the suffering of it, the slow errosion of the person that was.... it horrorfied him. Had it just been the sealed-within soul in the armor which was a near-immortality as could be possible, but without the will to freely think, do, experience, etc... He all but killed 95% of his fellow brothers and it was that realization and the guilt of it - especially when he has to put his will onto command some... he can feel the enmity and pain that his dusted brothers are constantly feeling (or the remnants of what they felt at the time of the rubric).
@dust28918 ай бұрын
Happy that the excerpt from All Is Dust was well received. I have to give a huge recommendation to the Ahriman Omnibus. I recently finished Ahriman: Exile, and it has a lot more literary merit than the average Black Library release. The whole story has a real sense of tragedy and dark atmosphere that really make the universe seem alive, expansive, and sympathetic to the plight of the Thousand Sons.
@RozeMMO8 ай бұрын
Thousand Sons are, hands down, the saddest dust bunnies in the universe.
@judeblack43608 ай бұрын
You don't have to be sorry, Bricky. Identity politics are much like the flesh change: agonizing, carcinogenic, and very difficult to stop. If you hadn't faced it head on, it would have only gotten worse. But as it stands, this petty debate will dry up as people move on. So anyway, how 'bout them Tzaangors?
@pedrohenryque13618 ай бұрын
That vortex beast is in total warhammer 3. Its amazing.
@mutantmaster18 ай бұрын
One of the lore videos I saw said that Arihiman is one of Tzeench's favorite toys, because he embodies blind devoted Hope. It's been almost 10,000 years, but Arihman still is holding out hope to undo the Rubric and also stop the Flesh Change, and is crazy enough to do stuff like try and brute force his way into the Black Library for the Eldar's stash of knowledge to get there
@Master_of_Failure8 ай бұрын
A new Adric episode best birthday present ever
@martinconway81748 ай бұрын
Hot take: Ahriman did succeed with the Rubric. The Fleshchange isn’t happening. As for the Dust, what are Astartes using their bodies for anyway? I don’t think they’re sitting back on Wine Tasting Weekends, or going on Lads Holidays to Ibiza. They are War Machines. Now they are just better war machines.
@martinconway81748 ай бұрын
Edit: Okay I just heard that quote. Apparently it’s “I have no mouth and I must scream”. Damn that’s harsh.
@ЯАга-я4л8 ай бұрын
I mean, Wolves drink mjod, Emp's Children rave, Blood Angels do paintings band all kinds of stuff.
@KiuhKobold8 ай бұрын
Building a TS army. My first ever army, and gluing those tzaangors feels just nice. Thank you for the episode
@remembernovember90597 ай бұрын
You don't have to worry about the Flesh Change if you don't have flesh
@MinkxiTes5 ай бұрын
We need a Thousand Son in dark souls. Because "Ashen one" so fits them.
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
"Yes, indeed..."
@ericross11218 ай бұрын
The fight between Maggie the Red and Bobby G is so much fun to read. Lots of banter and shit talk. And when the blanks show up and are like ‘you have no power here’ he throw land raiders and dead ultramarines at them.
@jake...8 ай бұрын
I’m gonna be putting in a vote for the Crimson Fists! 💪
@broxim96687 ай бұрын
The Thousand Sons Gene-Seed is viable but only works in Psykers.
@0vrsa08 ай бұрын
Ahrimans spell was like covering up a traumatic amputation of a limb with some neosporin and a bandaid.
@craigevans46948 ай бұрын
Cheers guys, inspired me to finally get my combat patrol together. Putting together the Infernal Master right now in fact
@Akota9998 ай бұрын
Waited for years for the magnus/k sons episode and the entire first part is about custodes. Really killing me here guys❤🎉
@Lionheart405298 ай бұрын
Ksons showing the negative effects of being permanently bricked up.
@Nomand558 ай бұрын
One interesting, kinda obscure thing about them is their connection to the cognitae. Maybe something that deserves an episode of its own. The pre heresy stuff is also interesting, but you did the most of it in the magnus episode.
@DABOSSEMPRAH8 ай бұрын
it was rare that any episodes end like this one pretty calm no mistery or misery...😂
@QCAlpha-2127 ай бұрын
I need the that “Ascend me, Chaos Daddy” merch, NOW
@BoredTAK50008 ай бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time a mad titan with a god complex turned a massive population of people into dust I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
@MiniTheEngi8 ай бұрын
The new poster: "A female custodes and her stepsister of silence"
@ЯАга-я4л8 ай бұрын
Stepbrother of silence
@Dracobyte5 ай бұрын
What are you doing step-sis?
@TheThing93968 ай бұрын
For every chaos legion all of the primarchs are not the greatest warriors of the gods. It is always their second in command or someone close to it.