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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@James-ep2bx
@James-ep2bx 3 жыл бұрын
"Well fuck it" isn't the pact, it's the receipt, for it means we've accepted the price
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 3 жыл бұрын
i'll try to remember this one. good line.
@daelnelbel
@daelnelbel 3 жыл бұрын
“The mouth has written, endorsed, and deposited the check in your account, and I’ll make sure that you get stuck with my overdraft fees.”
@muninrob
@muninrob 3 жыл бұрын
@@daelnelbel "Kid, don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cash yet - the overdraft fee's a bitch." J. Frazier to C. Clay
@cirelesten
@cirelesten 3 жыл бұрын
That's what you write in lood, not your name.
@johnthomae1348
@johnthomae1348 Жыл бұрын
for most of the story I just thot that the three words were hold my beer. SIDE NOTE: I know I did not spell some of the words right merc me or what ever.
@morgosin1807
@morgosin1807 3 жыл бұрын
I was half expecting the 3 words to be. "Hold My Beer" But that's also good.
@DiceWarwick
@DiceWarwick 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@Wiromax3
@Wiromax3 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, almost!
@Thomatron9000
@Thomatron9000 3 жыл бұрын
same
@nickfulton8173
@nickfulton8173 3 жыл бұрын
Now imagine this "Well f
@punkabooiscool1111
@punkabooiscool1111 3 жыл бұрын
SAME
@hogfry
@hogfry 3 жыл бұрын
"A doomed man, with nought to lose, can draw from a place of determination beyond humble determination. He can gain an insanity of purpose." -unknown
@soffren
@soffren 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I looked it up and there's no reference. Wish the person who said it would've gotten credit as it's a very good quote.
@Caldoric
@Caldoric 3 жыл бұрын
But the world refused to die: it was filled with... D E T E R M I N A T I O N .
@Nyghtking
@Nyghtking 3 жыл бұрын
When there's nothing left for you to lose you might as well give everything you got left and do whatever you can before you go.
@loganshaw4527
@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын
Lady luck is our goddess beating all odds is the final pass time.
@Calaban619
@Calaban619 3 жыл бұрын
Coming back to this, with a cool realization: After saying the three words, committed to die very soon, the human takes stock of his 'Bank account', intending to spend every last penny he has got in the coming moments. - Adrenal glands; just floor it. Valve wide open. Long term health effects no longer matter. - Proprioceptive limitations lifted. All muscles at 1000% effort. Rip and tear them to ruin- it won't really matter 5 minutes from now. - survival pain reflexes; go ahead and disable those. It won't really matter 5 minutes from now. All those kind of limitations gone, you've got the blood in your veins, the muscles in your back, the terrible will in your mind. Go out there, get spending like there is no tomorrow. And wow. The guy in the arena certainly got his money's worth .
@David-jt9nt
@David-jt9nt Жыл бұрын
ya ... there is a reason all those limits are in place bc if we survive those 5 minutes we hurt like all hell for YEARS, and start saving again for the next withdrawal
@James-ep2bx
@James-ep2bx Жыл бұрын
@@David-jt9nt yeah it's basically do or die insurance, if you're alive to complain it did it's job, if not too dead to care
@Iluvantir
@Iluvantir Жыл бұрын
That's what happens to every single person who has ever won a Victoria Cross, or Medal of Honor. Everything "in the bank" withdrawn, just for the chance to effect a change in the outcome of what looks to be so bleak in front of them. A WW1 pilot, his leg blown off in a surprise attack by seven German planes, managed to continue flying so that his rear gunner could drive off ALL SEVEN of them, then land the fighter safely, THEN give a full report on enemy positions before allowing them to render medical aid. All the while, bleeding out of his severed leg. And his rear gunner didn't know until they'd landed that the pilot had even been wounded. He never thought to mention it that his leg had been blown clean off. VC winner. Right there. Yeah. Never let a human get to the point of that level of "withdrawn", and say "The Three Words".
@greygalaxy8638
@greygalaxy8638 3 жыл бұрын
"Even a man who has nothing, may still give his life." - Imperial maxim, Warhammer 40k
@BrazenBard
@BrazenBard 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's pretty spot on. When all hope is lost, when there's no chance of survival, that's when we get dangerous.
@Warrior-Of-Virtue
@Warrior-Of-Virtue 3 жыл бұрын
There is nothing more dangerous than a cornered animal.
@donanthebarbarian5177
@donanthebarbarian5177 3 жыл бұрын
@@Warrior-Of-Virtue except a cornered human.
@orangeflame568
@orangeflame568 2 жыл бұрын
@@donanthebarbarian5177 Humans are animals too.
@vicenteabalosdominguez5257
@vicenteabalosdominguez5257 Жыл бұрын
​@@donanthebarbarian5177 we're like rats
@KaiHenningsen
@KaiHenningsen Жыл бұрын
@@donanthebarbarian5177Humans are animals.
@galeforce213
@galeforce213 3 жыл бұрын
Through all of it I kept thinking that the three words were "Mutually Assured Destruction"
@pspicer777
@pspicer777 3 жыл бұрын
... and that is the result when the two waring factions are humans and they both say "Aw Fuck It!". There would be nothing left
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 3 жыл бұрын
Mutually Assured Destruction. I was thinking that too. But thinking about it, both go hand and hand.
@veryangryduckpl2122
@veryangryduckpl2122 3 жыл бұрын
@@pspicer777 how to destroy reality in 2 steps. 1. 2 human factions fight. 2. ,,Well Fuck It"
@mr.k4918
@mr.k4918 3 жыл бұрын
same
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts were move quotes: "Yippee-kyay mother f$#&
@kurtismiller9544
@kurtismiller9544 3 жыл бұрын
ROFL Agro, THAT One hits WAY too close to home. When one of us gets that mindset, almost ANYTHING can be achieved!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@kokofan50
@kokofan50 3 жыл бұрын
When you drive humans into a corner without a way out, including surrender, it opens up whole new types of tactics
@TheAKgunner
@TheAKgunner 2 жыл бұрын
Even animals know to leave humans a way out.
@Hoboboy12
@Hoboboy12 3 жыл бұрын
I expected the three words to be "nothing to lose" - the most dangerous position to have a human in.
@donanthebarbarian5177
@donanthebarbarian5177 3 жыл бұрын
The only context the humans are saying 'well fuck it' seems to be when we hit a point where the members of humanity involved realize/decide that they've got nothing left to lose.
@foxofthesnowynight625
@foxofthesnowynight625 2 жыл бұрын
No, the most dangerous position to put a human in is when we have EVERYTHING to lose. That, is what this is.
@singledad1313
@singledad1313 7 ай бұрын
I was expecting the three words to be "fuck this shit"
@lloydkeith3061
@lloydkeith3061 3 жыл бұрын
Yep,... 'well, fuck it' means I'm not going to be getting out of this one. Let's make it epic. 'Hold my beer' is more of a,... this will be cool or I can do better than that. Also could mean this will be epic. The difference is one knows the cost but goes ahead anyways. The other is not considering the cost at all.
@jamescantu4219
@jamescantu4219 Жыл бұрын
As a former US Marine this would be an excellent "bedtime story" for a drill instructor to read just before "Radio"....
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
"Well fuck it" Isn't the pact. The pact is in our very soul, a sullen commitment that comes to a man with nothing to lose. All humans are capable of said action without the three words, it's just that we usually don't feel the need to perform such acts unless our very lives are on the line. It's a comittment so strong we put absolutely everything our body can output into that action, something we don't see the need to do unless our lives are on the line or coming to a close. Theoretically, I could make such an absurd feat without my life on the line, and without saying The Three Words, but I really don't want to have to put that much effort into it.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
Did you know that the average human can lift in excess of 2,000 pounds (smallish car) when in extreme life and death adrenaline fueled circumstances. 5-8 times there normal body limits, but doing so can, and has been documented, ripping apart there body. The price to save others can be steep, but still worth it.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 Yeah, it works when you're dying too. There's this one hiker that was caught in a landslide, and was being crushed to death by a 7,000 pound boulder, and his brain said "No, I _WILL_ SURVIVE." and he _threw_ the boulder off the clifface, then heard it crash below. The science is that we only use about a 3rd of our muscle capacity in most situations, and the brain has this subconscious limiter set in place to not damage our muscles; if we didn't have it we'd damage our muscles irrevocably in just a few minutes. Granted, in situations the brain sees as more important, like a father protecting his family, a mother protecting her children, or anyone trying very hard to survive, the brain can switch off that limiter and let moms lift cars, dads one-punch a bear to death, and a hiker hurl a 7,000 pound boulder off their chest and over a cliff.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 And then there's the whole ignoring pain thing. A trucker once had to cut off their arm and drive one-handed and bleeding out some 60 miles to a hospital, and calmly walked up to the desk and requested medical treatment.
@taniscadwell3843
@taniscadwell3843 2 жыл бұрын
Once in that situation you give every single ounce of energy you have left cuz you know you aren't going to be around to use it afterwards.
@lawrencem.37
@lawrencem.37 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this story and about half way through the old veteran in me said the three words. Much to my amusement the inner monolog was correct. Great narration as always.
@kevinsoler4696
@kevinsoler4696 3 жыл бұрын
The three words spoken by humans: FOR THE EMPEROR
@royalroses123
@royalroses123 3 жыл бұрын
'Well fuck it' is just 'Hold my beer' but with an even heftier pricetag.
@matejlieskovsky9625
@matejlieskovsky9625 3 жыл бұрын
"Hold my beer" is risking life and limb, "well fuck it" is knowing those are forfeit.
@DonPatrono
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
@@matejlieskovsky9625 right, when you say "Hold my beer" you expect to come back to your buddies, limping bruised and bloodied maybe, but with the full intention to finish that beer. when you say "Well, fuck it" you know the beer will be drunk in your memory but it doesn't matter, because you know that you wouldn't be able to finish it anyway so might as well make it memorable
@Netherdan
@Netherdan 11 ай бұрын
It's "So be it" when you know you'll come back mostly intact, "Hold my beer" when you expect to come back alive despite injuries, and "Well, fuck it" when you know you're done but you're taking everyone of them with you
@erikagehm2805
@erikagehm2805 3 жыл бұрын
Hold my beer= I hope this will be fun, epic, and may walk away alive. Well fuck it= I'm going to die might as well make it epic.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
true
@garymartin6987
@garymartin6987 Жыл бұрын
The entire time I was thinking "You've chosen death".
@SelwynClydeAlojipan
@SelwynClydeAlojipan 3 жыл бұрын
The Spanish Foreign Legion had two mottos that could work similarly: (1) "Down with intelligence!" and (2) "Viva La Muerte!" ("Long Live Death!")
@pspicer777
@pspicer777 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks .. 'long live death" has a very nice ring to it.
@donashcroft93
@donashcroft93 3 жыл бұрын
I like long live death. Just absurd enough to be great
@owenthompson4071
@owenthompson4071 3 жыл бұрын
Is the first one meant to be " get stupid" or "military intelligence is an oxymoron."
@matejlieskovsky9625
@matejlieskovsky9625 3 жыл бұрын
@@owenthompson4071 I doubt that really was the Spanish Foreign Legion, but the motto reminds me of communist ideas of getting rid of "excessively" educated people...
@DonPatrono
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
@@pspicer777 it's their whole mystique, their historical nickname is "Los novios de la muerte" meaning the "bridegrooms of Lady Death" as a way of saying that they don't fear Death for they are betrothed to her
@AshCrash5538
@AshCrash5538 Жыл бұрын
“Well, fuck it” is right up there with “It’s a good day to die” for the best last words
@amorphoussolid8512
@amorphoussolid8512 3 жыл бұрын
Those three little words. They don't always mean our death too, just that we are fine with that possibility. I should know. I'm typing this now but in the past I was tired and being hounded. It was a no way out situation. I accepted that and stood my ground with only three tired words escaping my lips.
@Malroth00Returns
@Malroth00Returns 3 жыл бұрын
When the sub I was In crashed into a natural gas freighter right after 52 hours of straight combat drills these were my words when I was convinced we were going to die but the alarms would be too annoying to try to sleep through.
@jacebralor71
@jacebralor71 2 жыл бұрын
@@Malroth00Returns I was going to ask how Sonar missed something the size of a Tanker, but then remembered 52 hrs of little to no sleep
@Malroth00Returns
@Malroth00Returns 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacebralor71 Yeah among the massive shitstorm of fallout that happened afterwords the sonar tech on duty got a hand written note from the commander of the atlantic fleet stapled to the outside of his permanent record stating "this person is a moron"
@ryanpiercy3390
@ryanpiercy3390 2 жыл бұрын
@@Malroth00Returns 52 hours without proper rest, as I see it the guy who decided to have straight combat drills that long was easily as much of a moron.
@masterblasterT47
@masterblasterT47 3 жыл бұрын
Few things in the universe are more dangerous than a individual with nothing left to lose.
@IRMentat
@IRMentat 3 жыл бұрын
one with a goal and willing to throw anything they have left into getting there.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
One thing worse is a human with one thing to protect and there own life, but are willing to sacrifice there own life to protect the other. Think mother and child, if something is going to harm that kid she wont stop until that something is dealt with.
@ryanpiercy3390
@ryanpiercy3390 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 true enough, when we have resolved to protect at any cost, we humans can become true demons of battle and death. We are not immortal or invulnerable, but for the few minutes till we bleed out, you will wonder what the difference is. If someone had a whole group fighting like that............... army's would flee in terror.
@TheMandalorianGhostYT
@TheMandalorianGhostYT 3 жыл бұрын
Rip and tear!
@noneofyourbuisness1679
@noneofyourbuisness1679 3 жыл бұрын
And here I thought it was going to be "hold my beer"
@Inufan2005
@Inufan2005 3 жыл бұрын
Not the three I was expecting, but they also work lol
@steve2008s
@steve2008s 3 жыл бұрын
My old man would have said god dam it! No machine stayed broke, willful pride I think.
@mhelm7842
@mhelm7842 3 жыл бұрын
Thought it was going it be "Feck this shite", but I like the chosen Three Words much more. thanks for the narration!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@getonthelist5620
@getonthelist5620 3 жыл бұрын
It's not how the phrase moral dessert works, but sometimes when a story ends with such a delicious line, it feels like it should be called a moral dessert.
@GEWB2105
@GEWB2105 3 жыл бұрын
When pushed to the edge, humans will push back with everything they have. At least, that's what they think. Because in the end, they always think about getting out on the other side. But when oblivion is actually upon them, the end is real, death is good and truly inescapable... That's the moment when 'all they have left to give' becomes a reality. Because realization is rapidly followed by acceptance, and then they say it. "Well fuck it." There is a sliver of a moment to avert disaster after that phrase, just a sliver. But unless the human it terminated that instance, or convinced to stop, well... An object in motion...
@elmateo77
@elmateo77 9 ай бұрын
The most dangerous thing in the universe is a man with nothing left to lose.
@jafsrob
@jafsrob 2 жыл бұрын
The difference between this and “hold my beer” is with “hold my beer” you gonna come back to drink it, with “well fuck it”, that beer has already been downed and the glass smashed over the nearest object
@alexs5814
@alexs5814 3 жыл бұрын
"Witness me!" wished it was this cool! Great story and wonderful read. Let's hope we never have to utter this phrase...
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
true
@juliusmoe-nstar8942
@juliusmoe-nstar8942 3 жыл бұрын
Well, Fuck it.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
@@juliusmoe-nstar8942 good thing that was not said with 100% conviction, and I ain't there.
@eleethtahgra7182
@eleethtahgra7182 3 жыл бұрын
Mediocre
@DonPatrono
@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын
"Witness me" is the australian variant
@thunderbird4636
@thunderbird4636 3 жыл бұрын
The three words weren't what I thought but damn, its better and perfect way to describe humanity.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@generalx13
@generalx13 3 жыл бұрын
The way it started I was expecting "Scorch the Earth." but that steadily became less likely. I like the ending though.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@asurasyn
@asurasyn 3 жыл бұрын
"A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal!"
@rosstully5960
@rosstully5960 3 жыл бұрын
NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED?!?! Those were the only 3 it could be. The guy who said "Hold my beer" lol that is a good gag guess too but really I feel like we all knew or should have. You put yourself in that psychological headspace, what else would you say? Also, kudos for finally saying fuck instead of feck. It ruins the moment every time you say feck lol. Maybe it is because I am Australian but it isn't that big a deal to say fuck.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
i dont mind swearing at all , youtube however.... Also a lot of people listen at work so i keep it sparing in the swearing
@junkercitizen229
@junkercitizen229 3 жыл бұрын
once they used the word tombstone my head was stuck thinking the words were I’m your huckleberry
@lonewoof79
@lonewoof79 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking, sh!t got real.
@donanthebarbarian5177
@donanthebarbarian5177 3 жыл бұрын
I expected the words to be mutually assured destruction. But after listening it's more that 'well fuck it' is the proof we've decided on MAD on whatever level of society is needed to escape/overturn this crises.
@soffren
@soffren 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril What an absolute class act. Never change, Agro
@Caldoric
@Caldoric 3 жыл бұрын
To quote Allan Quatermain from "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"... "Old tigers, sensing the end... They're at their most fierce."
@bigjay875
@bigjay875 Жыл бұрын
When there's no good path forward, go for broke!
@Crazael
@Crazael 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the Three Words were "Lets do this". But "Well, fuck it" works pretty well too.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@asdfadfafsdfa
@asdfadfafsdfa 3 жыл бұрын
The only channel that I like the video before I even watch it
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
much appreciated
@derrickmiller9776
@derrickmiller9776 3 жыл бұрын
I imagined the 3 words were "Just do it!", but the one at the end sound more appropriate.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@saulquintana9835
@saulquintana9835 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same XD.
@vinnyganzano1930
@vinnyganzano1930 Жыл бұрын
Yep as an ex infantryman "Well fuck it!" can indeed sum up several situations.
@cryptickitsune1876
@cryptickitsune1876 Жыл бұрын
Yup lol. it's like "Nothing to lose? Ok... limiters off." lmao
@mikehenthorn1778
@mikehenthorn1778 Жыл бұрын
So many thought the words were " hold my beer" but I didn't. Those words are for fun things and drunken craziness. I thought they were " so be it"
@Calaban619
@Calaban619 3 жыл бұрын
After all of that... Now I wonder what the world leader was going to do after saying that, and reaching for the doomsday phone... I wonder if the words "uncage the strangelet" was likely
@amorphoussolid8512
@amorphoussolid8512 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe, or it could have just been 'detonate'.
@jafsrob
@jafsrob 2 жыл бұрын
Someone who has nothing to lose is the most dangerous person alive, even if just barely alive.
@mtargetproduction
@mtargetproduction 3 жыл бұрын
Not the words I was expecting. But absolutely the words that would be said.
@mtargetproduction
@mtargetproduction 3 жыл бұрын
For the record, I was anticipating "*sigh* let's do this" or "time to die" or something in that vein, but The Three Words definitely were even better than those
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@daemonxblaze
@daemonxblaze 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for not censoring the three words. They're too important.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
that they are
@ATSucks1
@ATSucks1 3 жыл бұрын
Few minutes in... I want the three words to be ,"Launch All Zeig". End of video. Ok . Those three words were also very acceptable. I invoked them myself when I walked through the back woods of New York and Canada to Montreal to see my son. That trip took one bottle of water and 3 days. And 4 nights.
@WiredTurkey316
@WiredTurkey316 3 жыл бұрын
When you got nothing left to lose, you got nothing holding you back
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
true
@KaryxofBeornve
@KaryxofBeornve 3 жыл бұрын
Lao Tzu - Tao Te Ching: If you open yourself to loss, you are at one with loss and you can accept it completely. Open yourself to the Tao, then trust your natural responses; and everything will fall into place.
@Bobbyjimmytim
@Bobbyjimmytim 3 жыл бұрын
Well that’s one to say Mutually assured destruction
@dollarbill6102
@dollarbill6102 3 жыл бұрын
In our darkest hour. When there is no way to win. When all hope is lost. The void of the universe whispers in our ear. The death of our enemies. The salvation (however temporary) of the many. Our desire for vengeance filled. It makes it's offer. The price it demands is dire. Our very life. Maybe even more. In return it will give us these things. We need only to accept. "Well fuck it" is the distinctly human acceptance of that dark contract. :P
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yarp
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@yomogami4561
@yomogami4561 2 жыл бұрын
yeah seems like a legit statement on humanity 'well fuck it [we got nothing left to loose]'
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking: death before dishonor. I think that would show more resolve for what needs to be done.
@donanthebarbarian5177
@donanthebarbarian5177 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda, but at the same time people who say death before dishonor generally had a way of getting themselves and/or others out alive but felt that taking said way out would've been worse than death for the ones to survive. The people saying the three words have already accepted that their fate is sealed as well as what their final act will be, and they will power through anything that stands in the way of achieving said act, including their own death. If their final act is incomplete than nothing short of the complete dismantlement of their body and tools/weapons can stop them.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
@@donanthebarbarian5177 There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@XxTaiMTxX
@XxTaiMTxX 2 жыл бұрын
"Well, fuck it" shows a lot more resolve. It is the absolute state of mind of a human with a singular task readied before them and the drive to achieve it, even if they must die to do it. It is not, "I'd rather die than be dishonored". It is, "I'm doing this, no matter what, and my life is the LEAST of the price I would pay to do it." It is the absolute grim determination of a human who has accepted their death as a forgone conclusion and the only thing that continues to matter is what can be accomplished in the time the decision is made and the time they hit the floor. "Well, fuck it" is our mantra at heart. It is us daring the universe to write our tale. To tip the scales in our direction one last time. To pull off the impossible and we are giving ourselves to do it. Why? Because the universe loves irony. The universe loves the impossible. More often than not, when we dare the universe to tip the scales in our favor and offer our lives to do it, it will oblige if we are serious about it. It will oblige and give us just enough time to do what needs to be done. To leave our final mark. The middle finger. Because, the universe LOVES irony. It will give us our middle finger. It will allow our wretched spite to burn brightly across the stars, even if only for a little while. After all, we paid the price for it. The price for tipping the scales is all our debts coming due at once. Spending all our luck and fortune to accomplish a singular event. Then, paying all of that debt at the end. That's humanity in a nutshell.
@Tentites
@Tentites 2 жыл бұрын
And here I thought it would be "Mutually Assured Destruction."
@crownedcrow7745
@crownedcrow7745 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, fuck it." Is the demonic pact we get as it provides the damned bastards with some entertainment before our little trip to hell. "Hold my beer." Is the blessing we get from angels in heaven so we can do god's work. c:
@donanthebarbarian5177
@donanthebarbarian5177 3 жыл бұрын
Hold my beer is a blessing because there's not necessarily a cost to the one saying it. And 'well fuck it' seems to be what we say upon being handed the receipt for our pact with the demons.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
"Hold my beer" = "I'll be back" while "well fuck it" = "I will see you in hell" at least in my mind.
@stevedixon921
@stevedixon921 2 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 I think you have summed the difference nicely. All instances of 'hold my beer' imply the one saying it plans to survive and return to finish said beer. 'Well, fuck it' holds no such implication. It's a complete acceptance of the situation with zero expectations of survival.
@jafsrob
@jafsrob 2 жыл бұрын
This is a gem of a comment
@S4t4n_NZ
@S4t4n_NZ 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you, the swarm has returned my fluffy one
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
nice
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
What... huh... should I even ask?
@S4t4n_NZ
@S4t4n_NZ 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 I started liking and commenting, suddenly my other favorite fluffy sock suddenly reappears...
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 3 жыл бұрын
When death is certain, the only thing left is to spend your last moments well.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
yup
@ashleycroydon9743
@ashleycroydon9743 3 жыл бұрын
Those three words hit deep. Now i get it.
@RichtorGroude1828
@RichtorGroude1828 2 жыл бұрын
"well, fuck it" isn't the pact, it's a part of the receipt, the toll on the body being the other
@SpiritWolf1966
@SpiritWolf1966 9 ай бұрын
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos
@Sanquinity
@Sanquinity 2 жыл бұрын
I can see it in my head already. Aliens: You have no way to defeat or deter us this time, we will annex your world and enslave your people! Human leader: *sighs, reaching for the red phone* So our options are death or enslavement. Well, fuck it... Aliens: *instantly start panicking* No wait wait wait! Let's negotiate a bit more first!
@MrGoesBoom
@MrGoesBoom 3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, with adrenaline in our veins and nothing left to lose, telling ourselves 'Well fuck it' can lead to all sorts of stuff that might otherwise not happen.. Good story
@jon12700
@jon12700 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh and here I thought "F*ck this Sh*t" the whole time...but close enough xD And also, very nice story... as always.
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@davidrutherford6311
@davidrutherford6311 Жыл бұрын
Somehow I just knew what The Three Words would be.
@mysticwolfgaming7686
@mysticwolfgaming7686 3 жыл бұрын
I love the end is will say Agro you and Net Narrator are my top commentary KZbinrs cause the stories you pick and how many you have
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you are enjoying the content
@mysticwolfgaming7686
@mysticwolfgaming7686 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril glad you are making the content
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
Same since P.M. Seymour stopped his "humans are Space Orcs" a while back. And yes I know about his last video, sent off right.
@IRMentat
@IRMentat 3 жыл бұрын
"feck about, find out" finally has a worthy contender :)
@LordOblivion6
@LordOblivion6 3 жыл бұрын
That's four words.
@ihtfp01
@ihtfp01 3 жыл бұрын
What do we say to the algorithm? "Well, fuck it" works...
@deadseven3474
@deadseven3474 3 жыл бұрын
YOOOOO, this is a good one. Great work as always, nice to hear your narration before sleeping.
@SergeyWaytov
@SergeyWaytov 3 жыл бұрын
That's why one should never get to our bad side*malicious laughter*
@dragonriderabens9761
@dragonriderabens9761 Жыл бұрын
There’s nothing more dangerous in the universe than the species of humanity with nothing left to lose They’ll do everything they can to take you with them
@ChaosLierLen
@ChaosLierLen 2 жыл бұрын
The new three words: "For The Algorithm"
@discusmaximus
@discusmaximus 10 ай бұрын
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
@julesmasseffectmusic
@julesmasseffectmusic Жыл бұрын
Humanity: I've nothing left to lose is a polite way of saying Time to take everything from you!
@wrathshorts2894
@wrathshorts2894 3 жыл бұрын
There are in fact three OTHER word that should be feared more. RIP! AND! *TEAR!*
@dantreadwell7421
@dantreadwell7421 3 жыл бұрын
UNTIL ITS DONE!
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@davidvincent5701
@davidvincent5701 3 жыл бұрын
I was expecting " Remember the Alamo." Either way it's about the same.
@zotaninoron3548
@zotaninoron3548 3 жыл бұрын
Never back your opponent into a corner in which they believe they must give their all to the fight or die always allow them the illusion of escape. Offer your own men the illusion that they cannot escape, that they must fight through the enemy to survive. How Sun Tzu's deployed "Well, fuck it" strategically. Avoid provoking it in your foe and exploit it in your own.
@garysprandel1817
@garysprandel1817 Жыл бұрын
The sentiment of the three words was even drilled into the human young in a wording suitable for their young ears throughan animated character... Let's Get Dangerous
@N83DW4RDS
@N83DW4RDS 3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh fuck it the most dangerous phrase known to mankind. Not everyone fully understands the depth of the phrase. Anyone can say but only a few can truly mean it.
@lukkaredwolf3534
@lukkaredwolf3534 3 жыл бұрын
"Cowabunga, it is"
@estebanzadok7592
@estebanzadok7592 3 жыл бұрын
at this point I'm not sure of how many socks I've got missing
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
more than three
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril Bless the Author
@JesseGolo
@JesseGolo 3 жыл бұрын
Let me guess. The three words are "Well fuck it." Edit: Called it.
@owenthompson4071
@owenthompson4071 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking Hold my beer or LEEE ROY JENKINS! but I was pleasantly surprised by the real answer. it's very very true! Those words have power
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
that they do
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576
@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril There is a single sentence that is quoted in several parts that when said with true conviction is truly dangerous. "Well fuck it," "let's do this," even "if it's the last thing I do" "I'm gonna see you(all) in hell" for "it's a good day to die," so "let's dance."
@jesseamaya4413
@jesseamaya4413 3 жыл бұрын
@@jmoneyjoshkinion4576 let's dance on damm scary in it's own right. Make a demon back up and run.
@Rixxisthakell
@Rixxisthakell 3 жыл бұрын
His voice sounds like a more happy and less grim dark baldemort 😅
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol depends of if its before or after my first cup of coffee
@willanrac
@willanrac 11 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, i was hoping the three words were "hold my beer"
@DonPatrono
@DonPatrono 4 ай бұрын
nah man When you say "Hold my beer", you still believe you're coming back and enjoy that When you reach the level of "Well, fuck this", you've accepted that the beer will be drank by someone else and in your memory...but sure as hell you won't be going down alone
@I.C.U-c7l
@I.C.U-c7l 11 ай бұрын
OMG...... SO TRUE..... THIS MADE ME LMFAO SOOOOOOOO HARD..... It also brought back some bad memories from the past and someone that died in my life....... His last written words found in his pocket were just that.... Makes me cry and miss him even after 20 years...... I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU JACOB.......
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 3 жыл бұрын
The original three words. When Humanity abandons the physical Universe has rules and limits to accomplish The Impossible. These three words are not to be underestimated. Another three words are used mainly for fun and those three are " hold my beer " truncated from hold my beer and watch this
@SelwynClydeAlojipan
@SelwynClydeAlojipan 3 жыл бұрын
I thought The Three Words were "Hold My Beer." It seems others also had the same idea.
@azoth9875
@azoth9875 3 жыл бұрын
I knew it would be something like that, but it still got me xD
@Vulsimir
@Vulsimir 3 жыл бұрын
Wow that was funny. I was guessing at the three words right up until the end
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@kirkjones9639
@kirkjones9639 3 жыл бұрын
Now that was outstanding!
@jakeand9020
@jakeand9020 Жыл бұрын
Roughly translates to "I'm going to die, but I sure as hell won't be going alone."
@Draconis7200
@Draconis7200 3 жыл бұрын
I like it!
@Elmithian
@Elmithian 2 жыл бұрын
I was hoping for something like "To the end" or "Time to die". Feels a lot more... appropriate?
@verilyheld
@verilyheld 2 жыл бұрын
Other candidates for The Three Words or The Last Words are= Well, Whatever! It's Hero Time! Here We Go! Make 'Em Pay! I've Had Enough! I'm Only Human!
@rulyon7222
@rulyon7222 2 жыл бұрын
Since the leader said it on the phone and the ships broadcast it to each other, I expected the three words to be Mutually Assured Destruction. “Well Fuck It” doesn’t seem to work in context a few times.
@leechowning2712
@leechowning2712 2 жыл бұрын
No, he said that before reaching for the phone. The other side understood that it was not wise to let him continue.
@lisavaldez661
@lisavaldez661 Ай бұрын
I was expecting something else as the 3 words, but, honestly those pretty much sum up alot of situations. Have to admit, I've used them alot myself...lol
@mackenziedrake
@mackenziedrake 7 ай бұрын
Yep, exactly. Price accepted. Let's go.
@oakenshadow6763
@oakenshadow6763 2 жыл бұрын
I was thing it was "You fucked up.".
@rockspoon6528
@rockspoon6528 3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking "Sic Semper Tyranis" or "Mutually Assured Destruction," but that works too.
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