The U.K.'s Weird Royal Protocols | Mike Lindell Really Needs His Phone Back

  Рет қаралды 2,064,313

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 4 000
@FreeRangeArtFarm
@FreeRangeArtFarm 2 жыл бұрын
So, I'm a beekeeper and telling your bees when a family member has died is an old practice. It's not exclusive to the Royals at all. You are expected to tell the bees of any major life events in the family especially births and deaths. The practice goes back centuries.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 2 жыл бұрын
You've caught my interest. Why is it a thing? Is it the thinking that it treats them as part of the family, so they'll work harder to make better/more honey, or is it a mystical type of thong?
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 2 жыл бұрын
Got autocorrected. Though I'd be curious to see a mystical thong as well.
@FreeRangeArtFarm
@FreeRangeArtFarm 2 жыл бұрын
@@stevenclark1662 I believe they thought that if the bees weren't properly informed that all hell would break loose in the colonies. The bees wouldn't produce honey, they would die, or they would leave. Some of the rituals involve knocking on the hive three times to get their attention and informing them of the event. Some have it where you inform the bees at midnight, while other traditions actually drape the bee hive in black so they can take part in the mourning process. There are lots of variations on the origins of the practice as it's truly not known.
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 2 жыл бұрын
@@FreeRangeArtFarm thats so cool. I'd love to have been there to see how that all started! Thanks for the history lesson
@terrimitchell5616
@terrimitchell5616 2 жыл бұрын
That is so sweet! 🥰🐝🥰
@natalieking2497
@natalieking2497 2 жыл бұрын
Informing the bees isn't a UK or royal tradition. It's a beekeeping tradition, if their caretaker dies. The idea is that the beekeeper not showing up to care for them might make the bees abandon the hive, so there has to be an explanation for his/her absence.
@aBc-123-XyZ
@aBc-123-XyZ 2 жыл бұрын
Good deal. Thanks......😎✌️
@Textile_Courtesan
@Textile_Courtesan 2 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it. Thank you from an avid apiarist!
@quiltygal6981
@quiltygal6981 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly, apart from that who doesn't talk to their animals ! 😍🐕
@katmartindale8049
@katmartindale8049 2 жыл бұрын
It is a very important tradition. You beat me to the explanation.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 жыл бұрын
Neat. Might as well let them know, just in case
@shermanculbertson6191
@shermanculbertson6191 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen has been a lifesaver for me this year. I’ve been struggling a lot with depression and anxiety and right now I’m in the middle of my first health scare. In the last week I’ve had an endoscopy and a liver biopsy. Thanks to Stephen and everyone at The Late Show for always making me laugh and smile.
@janetseidlitz5976
@janetseidlitz5976 2 жыл бұрын
I hope you feel better soon.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, honey! That's both of us. I've had to increase my antidepressants. I hope you can laugh away the sadness. Have a blessed night.
@dave9242
@dave9242 2 жыл бұрын
Keep laughing it helps. 👍✌️
@bryanhill1406
@bryanhill1406 2 жыл бұрын
I feel you. Trump's coup, election fraud, a lack of justice, nazi style race replacement propaganda, russian interference and a corrupt supreme court is giving us all anxiety and depression.
@mmmountain1968
@mmmountain1968 2 жыл бұрын
yeeet
@zackmtz7966
@zackmtz7966 2 жыл бұрын
As a beekeeper myself, Yeah telling bees is a long tradition started in Europe but it’s been traditionally done all over the world. It’s said that you must tell your hives if someone from the family has died or of new birth and major life changes so they wouldn’t unexpectedly die, swarm entirely, or get disease. I didn’t know the Queen had bees. That’s cool.
@elizabethzenner8457
@elizabethzenner8457 2 жыл бұрын
Please god, let Hawley get convicted. Missouri’s smart ppl want him put away forever
@Kari.F.
@Kari.F. 2 жыл бұрын
I think the smart people of Missouri know that him being put away forever is - unfortunately - highly unlikely. But it sure is a lovely dream for smart people to have!
@racookster
@racookster 2 жыл бұрын
"Missouri’s smart ppl want him put away forever..." Both of them!
@JM-ot8ux
@JM-ot8ux 2 жыл бұрын
@@racookster Hey, there's three.
@lacountess
@lacountess 2 жыл бұрын
Why is he even elected in the first place? Missouri’s smart ppl are outnumbered by MAGA bots?
@deozeo4442
@deozeo4442 2 жыл бұрын
@@racookster Texas can provide several plane loads of "stupids"! 🐈
@seraphonica
@seraphonica 2 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, I approve of the investigation focusing on Rudy. He's moved several investigations forward by confessing to things of which he wasn't yet suspected on live television. If you put him under oath and he doesn't incriminate himself within 30 minutes, your next indictment is free.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
He's exactly the lawyer T**** deserves!
@aljirou29
@aljirou29 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Rudy hasn't lied. Name one. Here's a collection of Hillary lying repeatedly about Benghazi and her email, and you frauds all lied by accepting the results of a clearly stolen election. I'd include the links except for the censorship you fascists approve, and by the way, when are you gonna prosecute Colbert's team for actually breaking into the Capitol since, ya know, "no one should be above the law." You're hypocrites and liars and tyrants who could give a rip about democracy. Pound sand. Your ignorance endangers my freedom. Twit. THE CLINTON LIE RATCHET (Bill Whittle, KZbin) "BILL WHITTLE: WHY BENGHAZI MATTERS" (Bill Whittle, KZbin) "Bill Whittle - Benghazi - Obama - Clinton" (Bill Whittle, KZbin)
@NathanSimonGottemer
@NathanSimonGottemer 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 you're missing two asterisks there rofl
@aandrews7106
@aandrews7106 2 жыл бұрын
Focusing on their entire damned messed up Army!
@aandrews7106
@aandrews7106 2 жыл бұрын
Benedict Donald. We just sent that in to #hewhoshallbenamed
@jadc
@jadc 2 жыл бұрын
As a Brit, “that is going to cost him some votes” made me laugh out loud.
@H1ghland
@H1ghland 2 жыл бұрын
You do understand how your own country’s political system works don’t you? The monarch is head of state and figurehead with no power. The parliament and prime minister model has more benefits and more widely adopted across the world than the presidential.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
As an American, I've always liked the idea of a monarchy. At least yall don't have to worry about something like J6 happening over there.
@clickrick
@clickrick 2 жыл бұрын
@@H1ghland You've completely missed James's point, and I say that as a Brit :)
@H1ghland
@H1ghland 2 жыл бұрын
@@clickrick not at all. can have elected head of state by politicians that is only a figurehead, like Ireland/Germany/Italy etc. but what's the point, no difference from a monarch with zero history behind it
@betsyab121
@betsyab121 2 жыл бұрын
Rob needs to get his funny bone adjusted!
@Shek1nah
@Shek1nah 2 жыл бұрын
today i heard a very powerful statement from a UK citizen, who explained why he is willing to wait hours in line for the queen: The Queen served this Country over 70 Years, so it is common sense, that i can wait 5 hours in line to pay her my respect.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Nice to see Lindell living the high life at Hardee’s. Hardee-Har-Har! 😂
@evandaymon8303
@evandaymon8303 2 жыл бұрын
What funny is hardee’s on twitter made a joke about the situation making fun of mike and advertising their “pillowly” biscuits
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
@@evandaymon8303 I know. They were smart to use free publicity as a great marketing opportunity.
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 2 жыл бұрын
FBI knew Lindel's frequently visited locations
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 2 жыл бұрын
Well, now I want some biscuits.....😏
@troyjardine5850
@troyjardine5850 2 жыл бұрын
@@evandaymon8303: Hardee's breakfast biscuits would make better pillows than Mike's "pillow"
@nicholasstocker6866
@nicholasstocker6866 2 жыл бұрын
So far, Mike Lindell, who said he was going to sue all machines, has yet to take my toaster to court.
@gma6886
@gma6886 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny, well done
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
I'll never understand how anyone ever took Mike Lindell seriously!
@bronztrooper9440
@bronztrooper9440 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Probably because of the whole "He's rich, so he must be smart!" BS.
@breal7277
@breal7277 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 Trumpsters.
@alex35agm
@alex35agm 2 жыл бұрын
Lindell says he does all his business on his phone,so if he loses his phone,then he goes out of business. Who knew taking away his phone would be the easiest way to get rid of him.
@grandmanutty8904
@grandmanutty8904 2 жыл бұрын
He's been closing all his stores
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Has anybody actually tried one of his pillows?
@nancymorris3286
@nancymorris3286 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 I did. Promptly returned it the next day. Most uncomfortable pillow on the market!
@le2800
@le2800 2 жыл бұрын
​@@nancymorris3286 😂🤣
@okkietrooy6841
@okkietrooy6841 2 жыл бұрын
@@nancymorris3286 Why am I not surprised?
@martinperry5072
@martinperry5072 2 жыл бұрын
Actually, the monarchy is taxed at a 75% rate. All revenue from the royal estates is given to the Chancery and the monarchy receives 25%. It's the law.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Nice of Lindell to have the evidence on ONE device.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
@Candice Lynn We can never be sure, but the FBI knows.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
@Candice Lynn It’s out of our hands. All I can do is hope law enforcement have the courage to do their jobs and not fear the Republicans.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, he's consolidated all the evidence needed for his arrest.
@dannypomeroy9255
@dannypomeroy9255 2 жыл бұрын
That's why his work computer disappeared my pillow computer is dead asheep
@HungryLoki
@HungryLoki 2 жыл бұрын
In other words, the entire livelihood of thousands of working people depend on Lindell never getting robbed or losing his phone. Yeah, that's definitely a very responsible job creator who should be emulated.
@Ti5qu4ntum
@Ti5qu4ntum 2 жыл бұрын
President Zelensky in february '22: " I don't need a ride, I need ammunition!" Russian Soldiers September '22: I don't need ammunition, I need a ride!😆
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
You go, President Z! Keep kicking Russia's ass! Make them regret this unnecessary war!
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
And sanctuary/asylum I'll bet; if they go straight back to Putrid, they're worm food 😨
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83 they'll all "accidentally" fall out of a skyscraper's window, you mean.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Stephen always puts away his imaginary props.
@moimeself1088
@moimeself1088 2 жыл бұрын
@@shirleyrombough8173 right!!? Love it 😹😹
@gallagher325
@gallagher325 2 жыл бұрын
You don’t “slip” into Voldemorts DMs. You slytherin to them…. I’ll just see myself out
@virginiaf.5764
@virginiaf.5764 2 жыл бұрын
"I think they're going to have to call Triple AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Made me snort hot coffee out my nose! Thanks Stephen.
@gweebara
@gweebara 2 жыл бұрын
Yowza what an opening! I hope that these charges and arrests and investigations bear fruit because the only way we are going to heal is getting rid of the rot
@etzool
@etzool 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man, whoever wrote "that tank is gonna need a TOW" is the unsung hero of this clip.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
Explain plz. I didn’t get it
@geraltrivia6148
@geraltrivia6148 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 Ukrainian farmers have been towing away Russian artillery vehicles with their tractors. It became a meme. Steven's basically saying that the tank is Ukraine's now.
@tassadarforaiur
@tassadarforaiur 2 жыл бұрын
I thought he meant anti tank "tow missiles"
@mdsign001
@mdsign001 2 жыл бұрын
@@geraltrivia6148 nah ... TOW is an anti tank weapon, Steven is saying the tank needs a rocket up it's ass!
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 жыл бұрын
@@geraltrivia6148 yep, Agricultural Division of Tractors 😁, at the beginning farmers were promised they won't have to pay taxes for, em, "acquired" tanks and other military vehicles with Z on them 😉
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
DOJ Oprah: “You get a subpoena, you get a subpoena, everybody gets a subpoena!”
@carlleggett1379
@carlleggett1379 2 жыл бұрын
🤔. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 жыл бұрын
Look under your chairs!
@salvatorepisani2916
@salvatorepisani2916 2 жыл бұрын
The President's Choice joke was a good one, but here in Canada, it's legitimately a HUGE brand. It's the store brand of a national grocery chain and is surprisingly usually pretty decent quality. The image used there was actually a real product 😛
@sthompson2839
@sthompson2839 Жыл бұрын
I was curious if it was a real product, and googled it. Was surprised to learn it was real! I like how Colbert replaced the little circle with a pic of Biden 😆
@bobp4
@bobp4 2 жыл бұрын
As a Brit I thought the UK monarchy monologue was brilliant. Before anyone gets too ready to belittle the new King though, remember that he was the one that people laughed at 40 years ago for going on about greenhouse gases and climate change.
@DuckReach432
@DuckReach432 2 жыл бұрын
I always liked Charles for the friendship he had with Spike Milligan. Any future monarch who invites a former WW2 artilleryman to his birthday get-togethers is okay in my book.
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 жыл бұрын
yeh, I kinda agree. I mean I think Charles was TOTALLY out of touch with his generation, WAY too "new age" for them to relate to, they wanted a leader with a personality & attitude like his brother Andrew. Fortunately for Charles, "his generation" are now mostly dead or in nursing homes & we are in fact IN the "new age" that he has always been living in, one where his brother's no longer respected for his "boyish charms", but instead is fighting criminal charges, cause of what a misfit he is in "the age of Charles" Charles is perfect for where society is at right now
@boogieboy6946
@boogieboy6946 2 жыл бұрын
I like Prince Charles, ppl liked Princess Diana more, however, he should have married who he wanted to, like the rest of us!! Long live the King!!
@jakestroll6518
@jakestroll6518 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah but then also factor that he choppers driveable distances, takes private trains and planes regularly, hunts animals he doesn’t eat and tried to shift national healthcare resources to homeopathic pseudoscience. And took a 1 million euro in cash In a suitcase from a Qatari businessman and it’s still not clear WHY. Also has his shoelaces ironed
@craman7508
@craman7508 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, we'll always remember him as the guy who wanted to be tampon so he could stay inside Camilla forever....The legend!
@megamihestia4049
@megamihestia4049 2 жыл бұрын
Someone should remind mike that he does everything on that phone is the reason why FBI want it.
@le2800
@le2800 2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂
@Opus313
@Opus313 2 жыл бұрын
Mike having his phone seized by the feds at a fast food drive through is bad, but it's not the most embarrassing thing he's ever experienced!
@shawnfickett3734
@shawnfickett3734 2 жыл бұрын
Right? He also started My Pillow.
@timothylopez8572
@timothylopez8572 2 жыл бұрын
It's actually illegal for English comedians to tell jokes while the nation mournes. Just FYI
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Still better than Rudy's Four Seasons fiasco!
@wingedbluj1674
@wingedbluj1674 2 жыл бұрын
That's if he felt any sort of shame or embarrassment.
@dustinsindledecker154
@dustinsindledecker154 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah this a guy who has robbed by his crack dealers.
@Bob-of-Zoid
@Bob-of-Zoid 2 жыл бұрын
I rarelyparrot something said in the show in these here comments, but Mike Lindell being a "Mentalist trying to read his own mind" cracked me up too freaking hard!
@Tenly2009
@Tenly2009 2 жыл бұрын
It wouldn’t surprise me if we found out Lindell tried to claim Executive Privilege - because he’s an executive at My Pillow… 🙄
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@douglasdavis8395
@douglasdavis8395 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 - Not just MP, he has those four other business empires! He's a freakin' conglomerate, for cryin' out loud!
@guynorth3277
@guynorth3277 2 жыл бұрын
@@douglasdavis8395 ; He is mentally insane, it is all I need to know.
@deozeo4442
@deozeo4442 2 жыл бұрын
@@douglasdavis8395 No...no...no! I cried for 4 tRump years! No! No more crying!!! 🐈
@Tenly2009
@Tenly2009 2 жыл бұрын
@@douglasdavis8395 Yeah. This business genius runs 5 companies - completely from a single phone - and he doesn’t have a computer, or a tablet, or a backup phone. That sounds about right. (He probably doesn’t even have Apple Care.). 🙄 But he knows all the best cyber guys - and they have computers - so she should be all right. 🤦🏻‍♂️
@RogersMgmtGroup
@RogersMgmtGroup 2 жыл бұрын
Pause for a moment of silence for that pro-Ukrainian tree 🌲 that gave its life for the liberation of Donbas.
@adamazingballs
@adamazingballs 2 жыл бұрын
I care more about that tree than any queen or king. (except burger king)
@OhReally1432
@OhReally1432 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, yes a monarch in 2022 is crazy 🤣 Almost as crazy as electoral college
@kivimik
@kivimik 2 жыл бұрын
A monarch may be crazy in 2022, but the idea of reopening the constitution in Canada to become a republic is even crazier. Good luck trying to get unanimous consent from 10 provinces.
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 2 жыл бұрын
It’s not even related. The British monarch serves at the Will Of The People in the British constitution. Also relate to the reality that the most stable democracies on the planet have monarchies. The USA is an sketchy bunch of dudes to start criticizing Britain.
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 2 жыл бұрын
@@kivimik I don’t want to get rid of the guy who is left into and pisses off Monsanto.
@kivimik
@kivimik 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelineleitch7050 You're missing the "almost as crazy" part--it's pointing out that the Electoral College is, in fact, crazier in 2022. Also, Barbados would like a word with you...
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 2 жыл бұрын
@@kivimik seriously Barbados? The only comment on that would come from the First Nations in Canada. And they are nearly 100% on board with keeping their relationship first with the Crown and second with Canada. There is absolutely zero parallel between Barbados and Canadian aspects. Go for it Barbados do what everyone the market gossip is but stay the eff out of Canada’s.
@guynorth3277
@guynorth3277 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious - Stephen handles his material so well, and somehow extracts the comedic perspective from the most dire situations!
@davidnco1
@davidnco1 2 жыл бұрын
Guy North Steven Colbert is just a plastic puppet for the Globalist W.E.F. ETC. I bet it's a pain never learning from this puppet. Better run back to watching MSNBC and memorize some more one liners and pre programmed phrases. Colbert is told to target liberals like you because you have no foundation, and are easily persuaded. You lack any ability for critical thinking and are just satisfied to watch the one thing that backs up your weak ideologies and morals....can you even find your way back here ?
@michelekett8450
@michelekett8450 2 жыл бұрын
Never forget that your previous president wanted to bring back the Monarchy with him as King.
@justsaying14
@justsaying14 2 жыл бұрын
Not previous - failed 🥸
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
I'll take King George III over him any day!!
@devinftf
@devinftf 2 жыл бұрын
We never forget
@muttley8818
@muttley8818 2 жыл бұрын
He probably thinks our Royal Family has complete power, when in fact they have as much power as a Triple A battery.
@loribernardisunwell9663
@loribernardisunwell9663 2 жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 hell id take queen consort camilla over the cheddar wannabe anyday lol
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 жыл бұрын
Trump: I want to see Biden in Prison Biden: What makes Trump believe I will visit him in prison.
@darthvadersith514
@darthvadersith514 2 жыл бұрын
Zing!
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын
😆🤣
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
Bet he expects Biden to pardon him. Hah!
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 2 жыл бұрын
ROTFLMAO! 🤣 Well Played My Friend, Well Played Indeed! 👏🙌👍
@ThatOpalGuy
@ThatOpalGuy 2 жыл бұрын
Damn. Fierce.
@peterharris8471
@peterharris8471 2 жыл бұрын
Telling The Bees is a beautiful, old tradition.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
But she’s not taking care of them. The beekeepers are
@peterharris8471
@peterharris8471 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 it's not just when the beekeeper does, it's also when a family member dies.akes perfect sense to include the queen.
@edwardprice8019
@edwardprice8019 2 жыл бұрын
If I’d just lost my Mom and I had to speak in public for a week straight afterwards, I would also lose it if a fountain pen leaked.
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 2 жыл бұрын
Like one of my first pet peeves.
@margaretbeier8519
@margaretbeier8519 2 жыл бұрын
Edward Price Yes! It shows his 'human-ness'. Amazing family. Decorum, class, modesty, civility...
@margaretbeier8519
@margaretbeier8519 2 жыл бұрын
Many people have no idea what a fountain pen is...
@GABISNAIL
@GABISNAIL Жыл бұрын
Exactly, he had no time to grieve. I’d have broken down into tears if I wrote the wrong date and my pen started leaking
@Galvamel
@Galvamel 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a Royals Super-Fan, but his mother died, he's been put in charge of the emotional well being of a grieving nation, and his damn pen exploded on camera. Cut the guy some slack.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
Aren't you the same guy who says "Jail that man's son because his laptop maybe kinda possibly have something vaguely violating good business practices probably?"
@teresitauy5532
@teresitauy5532 2 жыл бұрын
Charles looks tired and stressed out. He must be exhausted.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
Plus he’s 70+. I’m not even 35 and I can barely get out of bed. I wish people waited on me though lol
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121
@wynonasbigbrowndragon6121 2 жыл бұрын
He's a royal. His life is now constantly on display for everyone to witness and judge. Comes with the territory
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
He needs to pay his taxes.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 2 жыл бұрын
How is Mike Lindell ever become CEO of anything but a crack house? The guy seems like he's genuinely insane! Also, Stephen, so glad you're back! I hope you enjoyed your umpteenth Emmy!
@evandaymon8303
@evandaymon8303 2 жыл бұрын
Well that’s unfortunate side of taking crack. Even when you get clean there’s a strong chance of relapsing. I am not saying mike is back on crack but way he act and his irrational behavior makes me believe he has relasped. I don’t feel sorry for guy but i do feel sorry for anyone who works for him and not believe in his bullshit
@MontgomeryWenis
@MontgomeryWenis 2 жыл бұрын
I had a stroke reading that first sentence, which read like you had a stroke while writing it.
@KNR90
@KNR90 2 жыл бұрын
He's popular in the southern Republican States, where it's a crack home
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 жыл бұрын
His pillows are literally garbage, too.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын
@@evandaymon8303 Oh no, Lindell is on something far worse than crack cocaine: his own self-righteousness.
@ericjanssen394
@ericjanssen394 2 жыл бұрын
"They surrounded me at Hardee's!" Further proof, as if we needed it, that Republicans and fast food burgers DON'T MIX.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын
Actually Republicans and fast food mix very well. Remember when T#@&p invited some major athletes to a hamberder fest thinking that the atgletes
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын
that the athletes woukd appreciate the hamberders as much as T-$%@‐
@deozeo4442
@deozeo4442 2 жыл бұрын
@@shirleyrombough8173 ahhhhh...the bad old days (berrrrrpppppp). I will forever miss tRump "stupids"... like looking at that eclipse unprotected, one of his many gems! 🐈
@matthowells6382
@matthowells6382 2 жыл бұрын
The bit about King Charles’ inheritance being tax free is a bit misleading as he doesn’t own it really. It’s referring to the crown estate which is bestowed to a reigning monarch but is not the private property of the monarch. It’s weird but that’s what you get with a thousand year old constitutional monarchy haha. Also, roughly 75% of the profits from the crown estate go straight to the government (and effectively to the British people) and the monarch gets the remaining 25%. It’s called the sovereign grant and is largely how the monarchy actually funds itself
@maryanneslater9675
@maryanneslater9675 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. And I think some of what the monarch gets runs their personal administration and upkeep of the castles, which are tourist attractions.
@jasonarthurs3885
@jasonarthurs3885 2 жыл бұрын
Give it to the props department for detailing both sides of the "chuck buck".
@philoctetes_wordsworth
@philoctetes_wordsworth 2 жыл бұрын
He’s upset about his phone, because his dealer’s number is in there, and the dealer will not respond to unknown numbers.
@danielgehring7437
@danielgehring7437 2 жыл бұрын
And based on how he talks, he goes through a _lot_ of blow!
@teresitauy5532
@teresitauy5532 2 жыл бұрын
Lol....
@katb.6132
@katb.6132 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marvinmartin4692
@marvinmartin4692 2 жыл бұрын
Withdrawal’s are going to be a bitch!
@MusicVersa
@MusicVersa 2 жыл бұрын
The tradition of telling the bees when someone in the family dies is actually really beautiful. There's a gorgeous song by the band Big Big Train about it, called (fittingly), "Telling the Bees".
@NA_49erFan
@NA_49erFan 2 жыл бұрын
Traditions are lost to most of us. Telling the bees is awesome. Including mother nature and all
@lyrachle
@lyrachle 2 жыл бұрын
There are many lovely paintings about this also
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
Yea but I doubt she’s tending to them. The beekeepers are
@veryberry39
@veryberry39 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 I notice a lot of people taking this way too literally. The queen might not have been taking care of them, but in a way she's still a part of people's lives. I encourage you and everyone to read more about it. Of course it seems silly to our modern sensibilities, but it's the sentiment behind it that's really lovely.
@chrissiek8706
@chrissiek8706 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 if she walked the gardens, bees were familiar with her.
@jadespades4237
@jadespades4237 2 жыл бұрын
I do feel bad that the royal family can't grieve in peace. Anybody else, you'd chalk up odd or unexpected behavior to grief and you'd leave them be. They get viral videos and billions of judgements.
@sevenirises
@sevenirises 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on your award! Love to hear the monolog.....and the band is always exceptional and uplifting. Great combination for a winning show.
@katrinaisalwayscorrect
@katrinaisalwayscorrect 2 жыл бұрын
🐑
@kcmerollintheyhatin2599
@kcmerollintheyhatin2599 2 жыл бұрын
colbert helps me remember i’m not crazy, the world is which is why it’s good to laugh at it
@JojoSails
@JojoSails 2 жыл бұрын
Just America. Not the world.
@paulofronch
@paulofronch 2 жыл бұрын
Just America
@timapple6586
@timapple6586 2 жыл бұрын
Just America.
@edumt2039
@edumt2039 2 жыл бұрын
The world controlled by rich. One day God will Chang all.
@davidnco1
@davidnco1 2 жыл бұрын
@@JojoSails Steven Colbert is just a plastic puppet for the Globalist W.E.F. ETC. I bet it's a pain never learning from this puppet. Better run back to watching MSNBC and memorize some more one liners and pre programmed phrases. Colbert is told to target liberals like you because you have no foundation, and are easily persuaded. You lack any ability for critical thinking and are just satisfied to watch the one thing that backs up your weak ideologies and morals....Trump is speaking tonight in front of thousands. The phony FBI raid like the fake Russian collusions from nasty smelly Hillary and pedophile Chuck Schumer did nothing other to bolster Trumps support . Keep up the good work lost liberal. Lmao
@anthecrawford3957
@anthecrawford3957 2 жыл бұрын
Charles losing his cool stems from his father's often frustration with many things that were quite hilarious. It's always the small things that trigger a reaction never the serious stuff
@victorpradha9946
@victorpradha9946 2 жыл бұрын
Only complete prima donnas react that way!
@stephennewton2777
@stephennewton2777 2 жыл бұрын
It could also stem from just having lost his mom. Colbert is usually on the button, but this was tactless, tasteless and plain wrong.
@PoisonSnowApple
@PoisonSnowApple 2 жыл бұрын
I think it’s important to remember that he’s an old man who lost his mother and has had no time or privacy to grieve, he wrote the wrong date on a probably very important document, then the pen leaked all over. I’d have throw the pen at the wall personally
@hollycooper7177
@hollycooper7177 2 жыл бұрын
Agree. Couldn't they've found a pen that didn't leak?!?
@lesleymcshanemitchell9651
@lesleymcshanemitchell9651 2 жыл бұрын
@@hollycooper7177 They had One Job ONE And the y F+++D It up Complete Morons
@notlikely4468
@notlikely4468 2 жыл бұрын
"Imagine how the English feel" As a Scot....I really wouldn't want to ask an Irishman...
@applejuice5272
@applejuice5272 2 ай бұрын
Or a Welshman
@arcsyndicate
@arcsyndicate 2 жыл бұрын
"The U.K.'s Weird Royal Protocols" from the country that looks at a rodent to check if winter will continue.
@gma6886
@gma6886 2 жыл бұрын
Two words - electoral college
@JP-lu9ed
@JP-lu9ed 2 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty funny and I’m from that country 😂
@cc1k435
@cc1k435 2 жыл бұрын
There are some traditions we still seem to agree on here, and if we can't do politics or religious holidays without fighting, it's just down to Groundhog Day and not dealing with Daylight Saving that's holding the US together. Can't even agree about who should be on the 20 dollar bill. 🙄
@toadjiang7626
@toadjiang7626 2 жыл бұрын
Only difference is, the American taxpayers ain't paying the rodent and their entire family hundreds of millions of dollars every year.
@Smooshes786
@Smooshes786 2 жыл бұрын
@@toadjiang7626 nah, there’s another difference and it’s truly very American 😉
@Coni2009
@Coni2009 2 жыл бұрын
Hard to see King Charles being toured around to attend service after service, endless public events, speeches so on and ask him to do it straight after his mother has died. Honestly, that looked to me like someone who has just about had his fill of being thrust into in the public gaze when what he wants to do is have a little time to get to grips with not only his personal loss.
@deborahbarry8458
@deborahbarry8458 2 жыл бұрын
I agree. I was surprised when I turned on the tv and saw my King suddenly in Ireland! During his mourning!
@sandraroyce5820
@sandraroyce5820 2 жыл бұрын
Yes watching them being paraded in front of thousands of people who are holding their phones up in the air to video their grief seems cruel to me. I feel incredibly sorry for them all having to do this for 11 days.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 2 жыл бұрын
The Bees must be told when the bee-master dies (a seemingly world-wide tradition that goes back 1000s of years!) And the Queen must be told that a Queen has passed. 'Tell the bees; if someone's died and another one cried and someone's being born.' I've been told bees like to hear about weddings, but that may have been the neighbor pulling my leg. He did teach me how not to get stung. BEEEE polite.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
But I doubt she was tending to them. The beekeepers would’ve
@christinebenson518
@christinebenson518 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 She may have visited them. She loved her horses and dogs, I bet she visited her bees as well.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 2 жыл бұрын
@@21972012145525 The official Royal Beekeeper, very important (perhaps stuffy) role, normally.
@sealyoness
@sealyoness 2 жыл бұрын
@@christinebenson518 It'd make sense that she'd do it on occasion. A tradition that probably started off with one monarch or other telling the staff, 'Well, lads, I'll be nipping off down to the hives. Might be late, don't wait up...' and he/she would come back sticky and smiling. But doubtless it turned into a big formal ritual. And the queen wouldn't get sticky at all. (Just extrapolating, here.)
@helenswan705
@helenswan705 2 жыл бұрын
It's a much more general tradition. Just tell the bees the big news. doesn't hurt, does it?
@Parents_of_Twins
@Parents_of_Twins 2 жыл бұрын
Lindell not having a computer is such a bunch of BS. I'm surprised he didn't have a computer in the footage of him talking about not having a computer because you know damn well nobody is running a business purely off their phone unless it is an illegal business.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 жыл бұрын
Mike Pillow: “Hey, that’s MyPhone.” FBI: “Now it’s for OurInvestigation.”
@troyjardine5850
@troyjardine5850 2 жыл бұрын
And soon he'll be sent to "MyJail" while his company becomes "DominionPillow"
@Yasumi_Hoshikawa
@Yasumi_Hoshikawa 2 жыл бұрын
I'll take the bee tradition over more modern social media any day
@carolwaugh5466
@carolwaugh5466 2 жыл бұрын
You’re wrong. The Monarch has paid taxes for years. Queen Elizabeth agreed that the Monarch should pay taxes, after a brush with the Government back in the 1970s, I think. Before that the Monarch made a deal with Government which left them tax-free. If any one is concerned, it can be Googled.
@canadianmike626
@canadianmike626 2 жыл бұрын
The King does pay taxes, not inherentice tax but he does. Also the Queen and now the King is the Monarchy of UK, but also Canada, Australia, and 15 other countries. All our money will change.
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 жыл бұрын
The money won't be withdrawn, it will stay in circulation until it gets damaged. In the UK we've just had all our money converted to plastic notes. So it will be about 4 years before Charles' face starts appearing on £5 notes and longer for the higher denomination.
@Frame-313
@Frame-313 2 жыл бұрын
You can laugh America, but at least we had a smooth transition of power. We kept calm and carried on 🇬🇧💂🇬🇧👑
@albaniarivera4479
@albaniarivera4479 2 жыл бұрын
Blame Criminal Trump.Your Queen must Be in agony now thinking she had that criminal Trump at state dinner with her.
@GrandmaJilly1
@GrandmaJilly1 2 жыл бұрын
and that is wonderful!
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
Plot Twist: President's Choice... a Canadian brand.
@lifewuzonceezr
@lifewuzonceezr 2 жыл бұрын
Love
@lizjarvis8446
@lizjarvis8446 2 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this!
@waryaawariiri1812
@waryaawariiri1812 2 жыл бұрын
Loblaws - the last thing I expected to see a Loblaws subsidiary on Colbert show. What is next? No Frills' _No Name_ products?
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 жыл бұрын
@@waryaawariiri1812 Yellow's a good color...
@Beruthiel45
@Beruthiel45 2 жыл бұрын
🍁🍁🍁🙋
@saintexupery8406
@saintexupery8406 2 жыл бұрын
Midsomer Murders first season, first episode we learned clearly that bees MUST be told when the owner dies!
@a.johnson4210
@a.johnson4210 2 жыл бұрын
2:24 I can't believe they passed up the opportunity to say "slither in" to Voldemort's DMs. Like, it was right there.
@ldbarthel
@ldbarthel 2 жыл бұрын
Stephen is a Tolkein nerd, not a Rowling nerd. Just sayin'.
@caoilfhionn946
@caoilfhionn946 2 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian and in my opinion, "Presidents Choice" is actually the best off brand we have. With a close second to the same companies other off brand "No Name". Because the chain has 2 main off brands they can have both specialize. PC focuses of competing in quality and in fancy food items you don't typically see in a normal grocery store. And No Name focuses on being cheap. No Name is great because of their move into none food items like water bottles and chairs, they are hilarious.
@Paradox-es3bl
@Paradox-es3bl 2 жыл бұрын
Slip into Voldemort's DMs? How did Colbert's writers miss the perfect joke? SLITHER IN, since, you know... Slytherin, and snakes and stuff?
@tonyboss5026
@tonyboss5026 2 жыл бұрын
As a British citizen who swore allegiance to the monarchy, I must say I am intrigued by what Americans joke about these days... The King is grieving, at the same time performing his duty and putting up a bold face with a lot on his mind... What you saw in that video is an example of that. Yet, your moral compass never seizes to be mislaid! This explains why America has been what she has been since 2016 to date... *A Big Joke!*
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 2 жыл бұрын
Let’s see . . . what American democracy would look like if people like Nixon, Bush, Trump and Clinton had to sit down with a left wing green monarch every week. Imagine how much worse things would have been in Britain if Thatcher didn’t have to do that.
@sjh051294
@sjh051294 2 жыл бұрын
Practically all Americans only go to London (as they think that is all of england land) and they always go to Buckingham palace and buy all the souvenirs 😂😂. Morons
@tanschi8449
@tanschi8449 2 жыл бұрын
I am not American or from the UK, but I offer my most sincere condolences and I also can’t understand why Americans find the death of the HM the queen and the death of Russian soldiers funny
@tullamore949
@tullamore949 2 жыл бұрын
Are you going to sen help? We are not OK.
@Notfunnysam
@Notfunnysam 2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad to hear about Ukraines turnaround towards victory with high morale. David and Goliath. Able and Cain. Ukraine and Russia. Amazing fulfillment of potential. Today you couldn't have squeezed one single left over drop of unrealized potential from the aid from allied nations around the globe given to Ukraine up to this point. They don't hesitate, dont waste.
@obeggel
@obeggel 2 жыл бұрын
Able and Cain?
@tuckgraph
@tuckgraph 2 жыл бұрын
Linell was stopped at the Hardee's drive-thru with his top assistant, Carl Jr.
@GizmoOnyett
@GizmoOnyett 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Charles, re: that explosion over the pen leaking; it was just 5 days since he lost his last parent, a woman that he, a man in his 70s, still publicly called ‘mummy’! He’s still grieving; I’d have a short fuse in his position. And it’s rather wonderful to see that the spirit of his father’s special choice of language lives on! 😁
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 жыл бұрын
He had his household staff be told most of them would be made redundant whilst he was at the church service.
@GizmoOnyett
@GizmoOnyett 2 жыл бұрын
@@nlwilson4892 noice. Mind you, moving from heir to monarch means he will inherit a larger household, and, yes, people in his own retune will become redundant. Like two companies merging, and duplicate roles being thinned down. Not good timing, though; clumsy. I do have pragmatic worries about Charles: that he will exercise what power the royals have left in the manner of questioning and holding up parliamentary business, possibly precipitating a constitutional crisis. In this way, I think he is unsuitable. Yes, the monarch has to sign off laws, but his mum had the right idea of non-interference. She was a dignified role model and figure head on the global stage, and as such she did her role well.
@Lia-uf1ir
@Lia-uf1ir 2 жыл бұрын
Why would the bees care about the British queen? They have their own!
@amann2547
@amann2547 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing could be more fitting in the Mike Pillow saga, than his subpoena being served in the drive thru at a Hardee's. I have to admit, I expected nothing higher class than that.
@Anonymoususer44569
@Anonymoususer44569 2 жыл бұрын
He may not pay inheritance tax, but he does give 75% (85% starting in 2027) of his yearly income from the Crown Estate to the British government (approximately $400 million each year)
@LindzTheLooneyOfLondon
@LindzTheLooneyOfLondon 2 жыл бұрын
far more than Amazon in the states!
@debrabritt1581
@debrabritt1581 2 жыл бұрын
Clarification we need.
@pinecone2455
@pinecone2455 2 жыл бұрын
How nice of him.
@MKR5210
@MKR5210 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Americans might like to have a chat with Trump about the Head of State paying taxes 😂
@catherineomondi7850
@catherineomondi7850 2 жыл бұрын
Crown estate is not his personal property. It's government property. It's like saying the govt won't pay taxes but will "return" some of the income from the pentagon or any other government building to the government. It's ridiculous. Crown property belongs to the government. They aren't doing anyone any favors. Question is, do they pay any taxes on personal property or wealth? They don't.
@SweetCargo1
@SweetCargo1 2 жыл бұрын
Hang on… The President pardons a turkey each year in a “quirky” ceremony at the Whitehouse…😉
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 жыл бұрын
Fortunately your whole country doesn't spend 10 days over it. There are people waiting vital operations that are having them cancelled on Monday because it is her funeral.
@jimmyh6601
@jimmyh6601 2 жыл бұрын
@@nlwilson4892 At least we don't have to go bankrupt having those operations 👍🇬🇧
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 жыл бұрын
@@jimmyh6601 True, but comparing us with one of the worst health systems on the planet doesn't mean ours is good. People could die as a result of cancelled treatments just because of the death of one very elderly woman.
@cra2y8a8y
@cra2y8a8y 2 жыл бұрын
@@nlwilson4892 Urgent treatments aren’t cancelled due to the funeral. But many were cancelled during the pandemic.
@nlwilson4892
@nlwilson4892 2 жыл бұрын
@@cra2y8a8y Not emergency treatments no, but still treatments for things that are getting worse where the medical outcome may be affected by delays. Treatments were cancelled during the pandemic because the NHS didn't have the capacity to deal with them, that is an entirely different set of circumstances.
@kadarabdullahi
@kadarabdullahi 2 жыл бұрын
"Is he selling pillows or meth??" Mike: why not both
@drijazdurrani
@drijazdurrani 2 жыл бұрын
Mr Stephen Colbert! The funereal tradition of the British need not be scorned at. The US Democracy is certainly up for caricature. Thank you!!
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 2 жыл бұрын
Relax. We aren't scorning. Have you been watching what's going on here? If somebody had made a futuristic movie with our last almost 7 years as the plot, it would have flopped because it was too unbelievable. I hope King Charles (saying this is gonna take some getting used to. I've known only "Queen Elizabeth" for 70 of my years); I hope he can eventually laugh about the exploding ink pen. Seriously.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
So is yours, when you arrest people for expressing dissent during the 17 days you're displaying a corpse! Hell-o, did you weirdoes learn nothing in the pandemic? No hygiene measures, mass gatherings, all to virtue signal that a 96 year old woman died
@revidual
@revidual 2 жыл бұрын
Believe me, while America is laughing at British traditions, Britain is laughing harder at the slow motion car crash that is American Politics.
@pinecone2455
@pinecone2455 2 жыл бұрын
Who’s that Prime Minister, again?
@cynthiapena1141
@cynthiapena1141 2 жыл бұрын
@@pinecone2455 Liz Truss....ah , I see you didn't get the memo about Boris,eh?.🤣🤣🤣
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
@@pinecone2455 Who's that putting democracy deniers in every level of government?
@hadespuppy
@hadespuppy 2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen British politics lately?
@dawnw9850
@dawnw9850 2 жыл бұрын
And well they should!
@JP-lu9ed
@JP-lu9ed 2 жыл бұрын
I am a big fan of Colbert -- but the scene with Charles seemed more sad than funny. When Colbert’s mother died he took time off and had his private time. Same with me and most people. Charles loses his mother and then has to perform nearly perfectly from the moment of her death and endure day after day of public spectacle, decision making, protocol and travel. How many of us can relate to having a hissy fit over something small when something large and troubling has happened? It might be funny at another moment. At this one, I’m inclined to sympathy and empathy.
@LindzTheLooneyOfLondon
@LindzTheLooneyOfLondon 2 жыл бұрын
my thoughts exactly well said
@MKR5210
@MKR5210 2 жыл бұрын
👏
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 жыл бұрын
That's assuming he's close to his mum. For someone like me, my mum could die tomorrow and I'd barely shed a tear for the soul-sucking harpy. Yeah I said it!
@glnnchrstphr9717
@glnnchrstphr9717 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm inclined to agree with you. I cringed a little when that was made sport of. Pretty classless of Colbert to do that.
@missmanners62
@missmanners62 2 жыл бұрын
oh please. that chinless inbred has been groomed for this for over 70 years.
@shermanhofacker4428
@shermanhofacker4428 2 жыл бұрын
The scene with king Charles nearly loosing it over petty protocol issues when there are real problems to be addressed gave me a level of respect for him I otherwise wouldn't have.
@deborahbarry8458
@deborahbarry8458 2 жыл бұрын
So soon after losing his mother, and amid 1000 unseen protocols
@deborahbarry8458
@deborahbarry8458 2 жыл бұрын
He’s human. And almost all the protocols involve fallible fountain pens. I wonder how many here have regularly used fountain pens.
@shadrach6299
@shadrach6299 2 жыл бұрын
He was tired, sad, old and grumpy. I know. He’s like me.😕
@shermanhofacker4428
@shermanhofacker4428 2 жыл бұрын
As much as I liked Diana, Camilla is his rock.
@mazzymoo8136
@mazzymoo8136 2 жыл бұрын
We informed the bees when my dad died.
@tylerkochman1007
@tylerkochman1007 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact. On the other side of the Queen (cropped out) of that photo with Ed Sheeren is Kylie Minogue standing near the queen. It was from when they performed her platinum jubilee. I know this because I saw the full photo in a news story recently.
@frchriswrexham
@frchriswrexham 2 жыл бұрын
Hey there Stephen; LOVE YOUR SHOW! LOVE YOUR HUMOUR! But as you can tell from the spelling of that word - I'm across the pond! So to clarify for all my beautiful American brothers and sisters: In the UK 'Inheritance Tax' is paid on the inheritance of properties and estates that are owned by an individual. The vast majority of the properties and estates that are identified as the late Queen's properties are not actually her property, but part of the 'Crown Estates' the entire revenue of which is paid over to the UK Government for the benefit of all, furthermore, the 'Inheritance Tax' in the UK goes to the 'Crown'. So it's a little bit ridiculous if all that tax ends up where it began!!! As for the income from the privately owned investment portfolios - King Charles (like his late mother before him) pays exactly the same tax rates as any other citizen of the UK.
@weedfreer
@weedfreer 2 жыл бұрын
With regards to King Charles and the pen...I mean, who *hasn't* become irrationally angry towards an inanimate object from time to time.... right!? 😅👍
@adamazingballs
@adamazingballs 2 жыл бұрын
Like the queen?
@weedfreer
@weedfreer 2 жыл бұрын
@@adamazingballs no, no...she was actually a sentient being all said and done. If you're American, your education system being the way it is, I can see how you may have confused the two though If you're talking about the idea of an unelected head of state in a more general sense on the other hand...well, then you may have a point. That said, it's a tricky one for me at least in that the ones who rabidly insist that folk should vote them into power that they're supposed to be acting in somewhat of an advisory role towards have been universally agreed as being decidedly weak of mind, to say the least, of late. At least, the queen having years of experience of dealing with Prime Ministers and other foreign heads of state on the other hand, it may have been possible that having her there acting in that role may have been a good thing...that is of course if the folk she was entertaining cared to listen in the first place (them being Tory and the party of conservatism and tradition after all, you'd have hoped they would). With Charles coming in to replace the queen now though, I think it's very fair to say that both sides of the debate are very much an unknown quantity. Time will tell.
@chimpana
@chimpana 2 жыл бұрын
Note from the UK: as much as Colbert is awesome, and I'm no proud nationalist, I do feel I should point out that whilst our knife crime has increased, it's SIGNIFICANTLY lower in any measure than the US!
@chimpana
@chimpana 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewwiederspan3025 unfortunately, and for a myriad of reasons, American society is unusually violent for a modern country. Clearly it's no Mexico or Honduras, but that's not really the point here. PS and I really am only talking about knife crime here... gun crime is obviously orders of magnitude worse.
@v.b9139
@v.b9139 2 жыл бұрын
You Brits really can’t take a joke. Relax.
@bluehammer1245
@bluehammer1245 2 жыл бұрын
@@chimpana Are we talking about pure numbers, or percentage of population wise. Because America has a population of 330 million, while the UK only has a population of 67 million. I don't know about you, but I would certainly hope that a country has smaller numbers of crime than one with almost 5 times it population.
@chimpana
@chimpana 2 жыл бұрын
@@bluehammer1245 per capita. The US has a lot of knife crime... more than the UK. However with all the gun related violence funnily enough it doesn't get coverage, whereas it's pretty much overrepresented on our media for the opposite reason.
@alyssakay2373
@alyssakay2373 2 жыл бұрын
Telling the hive about a death in the family is a tradition amongst those that keep bees.
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 2 жыл бұрын
First day, DOJ should've went after those in the legislative branch who were involved in seditious acts..
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 2 жыл бұрын
unsaltydog: Right you are.
@davidfreese798
@davidfreese798 2 жыл бұрын
Not "went" but "gone" after is correct!!
@ursaltydog
@ursaltydog 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidfreese798 okay... grammar nazi... :)
@iChillypepper
@iChillypepper 2 жыл бұрын
Hardee’s throwing shade on Twitter about Lindell’s FBI incident was hilarious! 😂
@northotagogolf
@northotagogolf 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the way Basil Fawlty jumped in to rescue the pen from Camilla.
@Notbatman374
@Notbatman374 2 жыл бұрын
Then Manuel said "QUE?"
@YouGuessIGuess
@YouGuessIGuess 2 жыл бұрын
"Mentalist trying to read his own mind" got me good.
@Blasted2Oblivion
@Blasted2Oblivion 2 жыл бұрын
Lets address the things that drew my attention. If he doesn't have a computer, how is he recording the video? How can anyone run a business and not have at least one backup way to access important work related information? Why is everyone surprised he was at a Hardees? Hardees is great. King Charles is old enough that he could literally drop dead tomorrow from the stress of the death of a loved one and the new responsibilities he has. I hope he doesn't but let's be totally honest.
@BBradshawProductions
@BBradshawProductions 2 жыл бұрын
It's a bs excuse that Trumpanzees like to throw out to see if it works, because they've been seeing themselves getting away with all sort if crazy crimes and they list respect for people's intelligence if they respected people in the first place.
@rosalie4797
@rosalie4797 2 жыл бұрын
Same things drew my attention. I've already commented similarly regarding pillow guy. He's an idiot. Also, I have been thinking the same thing about the new king. No matter your age, it's a very strange feeling when it hits you that you're now an orphan.
@paulenemaehinds9848
@paulenemaehinds9848 2 жыл бұрын
It’s a monologue.
@okkietrooy6841
@okkietrooy6841 2 жыл бұрын
Charles starts his job when other people retire.
@brininahoward5445
@brininahoward5445 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. He does have a lot of stress and responsibility. What I really want to know is has he never written or signed with a pen with all his responsibilities? And why didn't he assure the correct date before signing? The things stress will make you due.
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 2 жыл бұрын
CORRECTION! Jackal here. The change in the portraits on the bills does not render the bills worthless. It remains in circulation, only to be gradually replaced. And technically, the Royals do pay taxes through the income from their estates being given to the government Treasury as part of an agreement, in return for a set stipend. As a result, they could pay for themselves and contribute to government coffers.
@jeffbaer5851
@jeffbaer5851 2 жыл бұрын
Who ordered the pedant? I think it's a little overcooked, though.
@Dr.Gaming98
@Dr.Gaming98 2 жыл бұрын
It was a joke
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 2 жыл бұрын
Many nations have currency that expires periodically. Per a July 26 Bloomberg article, for instance, paper 20 and 50 Pound Notes of the UK will be debased on September 30 of this year as they have been replaced with polymer notes of newer issue. In the U. S., all banknotes issued by the U.S. Treasury since 1862 are still legal tender except the 1934 series of Gold Certificates which were issued exclusively for interbank transactions.
@Tao_Tology
@Tao_Tology 2 жыл бұрын
@@-oiiio-3993 That's not "notes being replaced because they've expired" that's "the notes not being legal because they are being replaced (by different materials)".
@-oiiio-3993
@-oiiio-3993 2 жыл бұрын
@@Tao_Tology Are we playing semantics? Expired = No longer valid for commerce. A better word for me to have used would have been _retired_ but you are merely talking in circles. The UK 20 and 50 pound notes printed on 'paper' are to be _retired_ on 30/09/22 leaving only the more recently produced polymer notes of those denominations as legal tender. Many nations have stripped legal tender status of their own currencies of previous issue for various reasons throughout time. The United States, typically, has not. If one wishes to pay their taxes with U.S. Notes of three cent denomination (Fractional Currency, 1862-76), Silver Certificates (1878 - 1964) and gold coin (1794 - 1932) all will be accepted at face value. When the U.S. Cent changed composition from bronze to zinc in 1982 the prior issues retained their legal tender status as have 90% silver dimes, quarters, halves, and all coinage issued by the United States since 1793.
@zoeclarke4434
@zoeclarke4434 2 жыл бұрын
The royal family pay taxes 🙄. Also, Charles hasn't had a second to himself since his mum died. I'd lose my shit at little things too
@adamazingballs
@adamazingballs 2 жыл бұрын
They are paid by taxpayers. Abolish the monarchy.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
But you'll force his 72 year old sister to curtsy to a coffin...what a joke.
@zoeclarke4434
@zoeclarke4434 2 жыл бұрын
That comment makes no sense! The Princess Royal chose to curtsey. No one forced her
@zoeclarke4434
@zoeclarke4434 2 жыл бұрын
Yawn! They cost £2 a year per person. Ever given any thought to how much money they bring in?!
@Captain.Pugwash
@Captain.Pugwash 2 жыл бұрын
Pay taxes? Yes... that's big of them, considering they didn't for centuries.
@boatymsboatface3929
@boatymsboatface3929 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness- I surprised myself by how hard I laughed about calling Triple AAAAAAAA!!!!!!
@gemsandlasers269
@gemsandlasers269 2 жыл бұрын
"People are lining up for kilometres". Stephen trying to be European but not realising the UK also uses miles.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ldbarthel
@ldbarthel 2 жыл бұрын
Especially after Brexit.
@mickzammit6794
@mickzammit6794 2 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious. The USA calling someone else weird is priceless.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
You know what's weird? Arresting people for protesting in.a modern Democratic state. People are holding up blank cards because they'll be arrested if they write "not my king" on it.
@leapintothewild
@leapintothewild 2 жыл бұрын
Well, at least we elect our idiots by choice - we don't inherit them.
@dlmarh76
@dlmarh76 2 жыл бұрын
@@leapintothewild If you purposely elect idiots then wouldn't that make you weirder?
@H1ghland
@H1ghland 2 жыл бұрын
@@leapintothewild 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 and the rest of commonwealth countries do! They’re called MPs and prime ministers and they’re far easier to remove than any one of your presidents
@manu-tonyo9654
@manu-tonyo9654 2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 The Royal Family are 'figureheads', You choose whether or not to consider yourself a subject. However it is illegal to display disrespectful behaviour at a funeral or similar event. It is called RESPECT, but you obviously do not understand.
@loveangelprinces1
@loveangelprinces1 2 жыл бұрын
Mike Lindell he is something else. It could not happen to a nicer guy. FBI I am taking your phone now! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jedburnell9046
@jedburnell9046 2 жыл бұрын
Could a random 10 year old tell Lindell to pickup a burner phone and activate call forwarding?
@wizzardoffuzz
@wizzardoffuzz 2 жыл бұрын
Isn’t the uk weird! look at them there with their tradition and odd little ceremony… anyway let’s talk about the ex reality star we elected to run the free world and the 2 impeachments that followed…
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, let's talk about the serial philanderer who styles his hair like a bird's nest on purpose, who held drunken parties while anyone else who met with more than 2 people got fined. Oh, he finally went away? Let's talk about the pound shop Thatcher who replaced him...
@wizzardoffuzz
@wizzardoffuzz 2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 oh Christ please let’s not. The less I hear about those fuck knuckles the better
@RichEmbury
@RichEmbury 2 жыл бұрын
He owns 5 companies and can't afford a new phone to do business on? 😂
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, if I lose my own phone, I'll never be able to call my family again. Who remembers phone numbers?
@JeanPaulFernandes
@JeanPaulFernandes 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingjamos2422 store it on a cloud based account instead so u won't lose it if your phone is lost or taken
@RichEmbury
@RichEmbury 2 жыл бұрын
@@kingjamos2422 don't need to remember, your phone company can tell you when you get a new sim, then either keep the same number or get a new one and notify. As for the email and apps, a phone number doesn't matter. But I get you. You're right, who knows thier own number 😂
@BBradshawProductions
@BBradshawProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to writing important information in a note book? Anyway Trumpanzees like Lindell just like to make absurd claim, because they used to getting away with it among themselves.
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
Patriot for what? Is he a veteran?
@Abedeuss
@Abedeuss 2 жыл бұрын
Uhh... Charles doesn't own the estate. So he doesn't pay taxes for it. It's not like he can just go ahead and sell it. It's basically "rented" to the royal family.
@anonnymouse343
@anonnymouse343 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t start coming here with facts - the bigots won’t like it.
@susiehenders
@susiehenders 2 жыл бұрын
‘Wet narnia with knife crime’ 😂 love it 😂
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567
@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me how the Brits are better mannered. ☹️ We could learn a lot
@pinecone2455
@pinecone2455 2 жыл бұрын
Especially when a wife, under fire herself, holds her grieving husband’s hand in public.
@holdon4992
@holdon4992 2 жыл бұрын
The Brits are human just like us, good and bad…
@21972012145525
@21972012145525 2 жыл бұрын
What are you referring to?
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
@@holdon4992 except they never apologise. Just ask Ireland.
@jamesm9995
@jamesm9995 2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 oh do go away
@Skankhunt42....
@Skankhunt42.... 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. I’m watching Colberts monologue first this time and now that I see Lindell is involved in some shit, all I can think about is DA BEARS!! Seth is gonna murder this 👌🏻😂
@zlaynie
@zlaynie 2 жыл бұрын
Oh Seth did.... DA AIR
@erdmuthehoppe7248
@erdmuthehoppe7248 2 жыл бұрын
A country who can't even manage a criminal should be absolutly quiet about Tradition in other countries.
@Shelora
@Shelora 2 жыл бұрын
You’ve got that right!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like you do so well...Jimmy Saville, Prince Andrew?
@erdmuthehoppe7248
@erdmuthehoppe7248 2 жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 I talk about Trump, second I don't make fun of the US.
@somaticspirituality
@somaticspirituality 2 жыл бұрын
“Is Britain real or is it just a wet Narnia with knife crime?” 🤣
@dangates5095
@dangates5095 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes this show is genius just genius.
@ericc.sabadin4513
@ericc.sabadin4513 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes...
@trevorkrause7220
@trevorkrause7220 2 жыл бұрын
Until recently it was protocol and probably the law that no microphones were allowed near the sovereign to eavesdrop on private conversations. That video clip that you showed of Charles and Camilla signing the visitor's book definitely shows why that rule was such a good idea and why it should be reintroduced in short order.
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
Disagree. It's hilarious seeing billionaires acting like spoiled schmucks
@dianedenham5259
@dianedenham5259 2 жыл бұрын
@@EmpyreanLightASMR : I hardly think he was acting like a spoiled schmuck. It's not like he was yelling profanities, he was just annoyed that the pen was leaking and getting all over. You probably do worse every day of the week. I know I do .
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 жыл бұрын
Brits...this is not Japan, pre 1945. Your king is not a living god. I think it's actually healthy for you to see him throwing a tantrum. You need to stop arresting people for saying "he is not my king".
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 жыл бұрын
@@dianedenham5259 Haha, I agree, but I mean he's surrounded by too many people who step in for a single pen leak.
@alexlandherr
@alexlandherr 2 жыл бұрын
For a country who makes a lot of noise about its revolution and breaking away from the British Empire they sure can’t seem leave it be.
@kiza4178
@kiza4178 2 жыл бұрын
I love your show and Lewis's smile! Such joy!
Eric Adams May Go To Jail Over Airline Upgrades | Sam Elliott Curses For Kamala | Trump's Confession
11:37
We Predicted Every Insane, Criminal Step Down Nutball Treason Highway To January 6th
13:05
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,5 МЛН
Как мы играем в игры 😂
00:20
МЯТНАЯ ФАНТА
Рет қаралды 3,1 МЛН
Шок. Никокадо Авокадо похудел на 110 кг
00:44
Which One Is The Best - From Small To Giant #katebrush #shorts
00:17
Nastya and balloon challenge
00:23
Nastya
Рет қаралды 63 МЛН
The British Royal Family - A Daily Show Compilation | The Daily Show
18:37
John Oliver Roasts the U.K.'s "Very Weird" 10 Days of Mourning for Queen Elizabeth
9:22
Late Night with Seth Meyers
Рет қаралды 2,6 МЛН
Facebook's Bad Day: Whistleblower's Claims Go Viral Before Global Outage Takes It All Down
14:00
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,2 МЛН
A Chilling Portrait Of T****'s Attempt To Steal The Election By Weaponizing The DOJ
14:44
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 3,5 МЛН
Scalise Nabs House Speaker Nom | George Santos Scammed His Own Donors | Bigfoot Found!
12:39
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,2 МЛН
More Idiots Charged For Roles In Jan. 6th Insurrection - Seditionist Round-Up Roundup
13:35
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 2,1 МЛН
Rudy Giuliani Disbarred; Eric Adams Indicted; Trump's Creepy Plea to Women: A Closer Look
15:37
Brits Greet Trump With Baby Blimps And A Giant Penis
10:28
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Рет қаралды 3,8 МЛН
Как мы играем в игры 😂
00:20
МЯТНАЯ ФАНТА
Рет қаралды 3,1 МЛН