Brits Greet Trump With Baby Blimps And A Giant Penis

Blimps, wall projections, and a giant penis mowed into a field. That's the welcome Donald Trump received upon arriving to the UK. #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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[@conniebell2535]

I live in the UK ...the thousands of people he saw were protesters...they were not cheering they were jeering! 😂😂

[@dianehooper3589]

I knew you weren't cheering ! Thank you Britain for being wonderful people and saying how it is. Love from the USA.

[@Sandy-du4ev]

Love the UK..,we feel exactly the same way...only the uneducated crazies support trump. Rump revels in big crowds in his honor ....he sees and hears only what soothes his narcissism .....he heard cheering and not jeering....but I heard jeering and so did many of us!

[@JasmineGeminiDragon]

yes but British people are so polite and they have such amazing accents that it probably sound like cheering compared to Americans. I mean we say some pretty messed-up stuff. Your protest probably sounded like something out of Masterpiece Theater or a musical just like Mary Poppins... 🎼Trump not welcome! Trump not welcome, step in time Trump not welcome, step in time Never need a reason, never need a rhyme Trump not welcome, in time!🎶🎵 I wish I had an English accent...

[@conniebell2535]

Jasmine GeminiDragon Thank for your lovely comments regarding the UK...I don't have an English accent either as I live in Bonnie Scotland but still appreciate your kind words...oh and I did try to sing your wee ditty in my best Dick Van Dyke accent!! 😂😂

[@JasmineGeminiDragon]

@@conniebell2535 a Scottish accent? oh how dreamy. I love Scottish accents, I'll bet you sound like the characters from Brave. This my favorite Pixar movie. It was completely underrated.

[@allansayers7842]

I can tell you we booed his car as it drove around parliament square and there is no way he didn’t hear us. there were thousands of us.

[@Ascalis1]

Thank you for being better Americans than 30% of actual Americans.

[@Ascalis1]

Thank you for being better Americans than 30% of actual Americans.

[@katiekane5247]

Many thanks!

[@SpeckleKen]

@@Ascalis1 30%? Way more than that. 68% of Americans either voted for Trump or couldn't be bothered to turn out to vote against him, in spite of all that was known about him by 2016.

[@SpeckleKen]

@Rick Ton And?

[@todds.4585]

Proud to be a member of the UK. I traveled from Scotland to London England for that parade.

[@sharonwainaina7709]

I'm proud of you 😂👏

[@DuncanDis0rderly]

Such cringe. I'm no trump fan, but to travel from Scotland to protest someone you can't vote for is sad.

[@wagonstation3709]

You were there for a history making visit! Good for you. What others think of your traveling is none of their business....

[@MrTarmonbarry]

@@DuncanDis0rderly Its not sad , its called having a conscience and integrity and belief in what you are doin

[@alisonsmith4801]

@Telive Qwenton Your stupidity is showing, thousands of miles, mate he's only came from Scotland, a few hundred miles at most, and the protests against that odious moron were huge.

[@janearkell5185]

I really like the big sign someone was carrying.."All in all you're just another prick with no wall"...I'm sure the Pink Floyd fans loved it as well.

[@johnwright4768]

I am a massive Pink Floyd fan, I love it.

[@youneverseeanoldmaneatinga7416]

👏🏻😄

[@brendamaggard1075]

NOW THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!

[@katwil89]

The Brits are much better at mocking Trump than we are. They are very creative and just brutal.

[@rammiel9404]

Thanks comedy is our thing.

[@Pookie0504kb]

maybe you should watch and learn 😉

[@tomrobinson2914]

Its scary that some people hear like him as well. The protests are also about educating people to what Trump's divisive tactics would actually mean for us. Glad you approved thanks for the support we were not out to offend America.

[@anitainmo489]

They have a fantastic sense of humor, even the Queen. Love it!

[@markbottomley189]

The queen, most of the band queen still . Watch the it crowd season 2 episode 1 the work outing British humour at its best.

[@lorismith6740]

My fav sign from the protest "British humour - giving a book to an illiterate man - well played your Majesty!"

[@jenlambie14]

👏👌❗

[@flangekiwi]

Yeah I saw that and laughed my arse off too🤣🤣🤣

[@sujimtangerines]

HRMQE2 is a delightfully savage trollster and I love it. Not only gave him a book, but one about fighting Naz!s. And then served him a dinner with multiple vegetable courses. Then denied him room at the palace... Because ALL the rooms were under renovation. (I know it's been ongoing since 2016 - but seriously, all the rooms at the same time?)

[@impunitythebagpuss]

@@sujimtangerines I know right? I thought that was hilarious! How many rooms...a couple of hundred.....lol!

[@couragekarnga8735]

I so love diplomatic shade!

[@vincentraspanti8443]

I’ve lived in London all my life and I can say we do NOT like him we HATE him

[@sparx180]

Vince Raspanti Good, we hate him too.

[@victoriahunter4684]

Loathe. We loathe him, I think that has the right amount of both disdain and contempt.

[@TheKermit2110]

On behalf of the UK, may I apologise unreservedly for Piers Morgan

[@pamelacass9642]

Piers is YOUR fault??? I thought he was his parents' fault???🤔

[@TheKermit2110]

Pamela Cass technically you’re right but he’s such a cluster-fuck i feel compelled to offer some sort of contrition

[@stumcintyre9058]

God I hate that frog

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

On behalf of all the non-trump-supporting Americans, we apologise for Trump.

[@stumcintyre9058]

@phonegirl 362000 lol

[@chrisorr3919]

A 21% approval rating in the UK for Trump seems a little high....

[@LackeysLack]

@@gz9975 That Nigel Farage is in office makes it seem a reasonable number.

[@thehellyousay]

Hello? Brexit?

[@deliciousful]

@@gz9975 aka Brexiters

[@kimberlys8422]

How will malignant narcissist Trump spin that on Twitter... _Naturally he likes Boris Johnson... it's like looking in the mirror and seeing an English version of himself._

[@Rumplefrumple]

@@kimberlys8422 how do you spin evergreen?

[@tammiefromtn7137]

Thanks, Britain, for standing up to him. . .something we, American's, can't seem to do.

[@becongeneral]

We don't do it, because of the Nazis willing to die for Trump. I don't plan on speaking up when it's a very real possibility you will get run down by fucking phychos.

[@yaapokuaboateng3075]

Except now we have our own Trump in power in the UK

[@nuttybar9]

Tammie Actually a lot of Americans do support and stand up for Trump but the leftwing media doesn't want anyone to know about it .

[@nuttybar9]

Bacongeneral The Nazis are on the left

[@SHURIKENRCN]

robert justus lol 30%... or do you not know percentages? Do you think Fox New’s polls are “fake news” now that they’re showing Trump is doing badly?

[@collectorofcats294]

Gotta love the Brits!!! Their sarcastic humor is unrivaled!!!

[@deniseandrews113]

Love that the Queen gave him a BOOK to read! About fascism! And a set of pens! He's too stupid to get the irony of it...

[@ethanmb116]

I'm British, thanks

[@ethanmb116]

Your welcome

[@laurendilaurentis6467]

Mmm no, when it comes to sarcastic humor it’s Nigerians that take the cake. It’s literally embedded in the languages lol

[@laurendilaurentis6467]

@Andy Moser ?

[@JacquiGarewal]

It was JEERING, not cheering.

[@sparx180]

Jacqueline Garewal Forgive the man. He does not know the difference between jeering and cheering.

[@kimberlys8422]

_I loved it when they trolled him with _*_REAL_*_ President Obama's approval ratings!_ (We all know he's jealous of and obsessed with Obama.) *Then when he called the protest FAKE NEWS!* As an American THANK YOU U.K. for making me laugh and smile! 👍👍👍👏👏👏🤣😂

[@TheActionBastard]

I second the thank you but I also feel as though a gauntlet has been thrown down. How dare you outdo us at making fun of our clown president?! We have to step up our ridicule game, people. Why hasn't anyone mowed a penis into his golf course? What the hell? Come on we can't be more lame than our weird, drunk cousins across the ocean. ;) (Britain... LOL oh you win this round, sirs)

[@blackwater4707]

I can't believe that someone got permission to do that but good on them. That was right where it hurts.

[@guiyomelangloiz2483]

Trump will bomb London for this lol.

[@tonyplow9219]

Kimberly, The only thing fake is your belief Trump is a fake president and the UK would be taken over by Russia if Trump wanted to turn his back on them!

[@mistacoz]

@@TheActionBastard its your kind of go-getting can-do striving-to-excel attitude that made America great. As a Brit, I'm happy that in this case we've given you inspiration to take something to the next level. Now, go and make us proud!

[@jessef3079]

Thank you England for standing up against the worlds most disgusting man!

[@broddr]

Jesse F -- you give Trump too much credit. He looks up to (and tries to emulate) the world's most disgusting men: Putin, Kim, etc. Thankfully for America, Trump's success at establishing an autocracy has been almost as bad as his business efforts (multiple bankruptcies, losing a billion dollars over ten years, etc.).

[@hallucinatedovens8414]

Yh Sadiq khan

[@jessef3079]

?

[@hallucinatedovens8414]

@@broddr he has never tried to emulate communists, that's for you "progressives" to do. No evidence he is trying for autocracy, economy is booming, but ignore that and believe MSM lies cause it makes you feel better

[@batintheattic7293]

An absolute pleasure.

[@beverlystillwell7996]

to the British people, Thank you Sooooooo Much!!!! ps the humour in your protesting is top notch!! 😆 South Carolina, USA

[@IFAMILYIH]

holly umzinger your welcome we brits have got your back

[@BigManJay69]

Actually many Brits are jealous that you have a strong patriot as leader who is improving your economy, improving the lives of minorities, doing all he can to protect your borders, standing up to the Chinese, etc. Meanwhile, we have a government that refuses to enact Brexit

[@IFAMILYIH]

REAL BRITISH PEOPLE ARE NOT JEALOUS THINK YOU NEED TO MOVE TO AMERICA LOL 😂 SEEING AS THOUGH YOU LIKE DONALD SO MUCH BUT TRY NOT TO BE IN THOSE REFUGEE CAMPS WHERE PEOPLE ARE BEING TREATED AS THE WORST OF THE WORST 🤦‍♂️

[@BigManJay69]

@@IFAMILYIH Wow, someone disagreed with you and you go all out caps attack. Typical intolerant lefty. The results of the last European elections kind of give you a good clue as to what the mood of the country is, and the rest of Europe. And it is sad how easily you buy into left wing propaganda regarding those camps. Did you know the footage the left show you mostly come from Obama's time. AOC has been flat out lying about the conditions in those camps for her political gain, it is disgusting. None of what you think is going on there is actually going on, but throw a threw clips and sound bites your way and you jump right on it. Pathetic really. Besides, I would enter the country the LEGAL way anyway. You know, apply for a visa, get work sorted before I arrive....

[@IFAMILYIH]

BigManJay69 Well let me put in a easy way so you understand, I disagree with you and that's cool you should go to America that's fine and I hope you enjoy yourself there and answer me this then if those clips were from Obamas time what has Donal Trump done to improve those conditions in these years that he's president.

[@nm9864]

The Londoners nailed it! ✨

[@lesleyleith4440]

So proud to be English. We rock at protesting.🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@tinaloveseddie]

Lesley Leith 🙌🙌💯💯🔥

[@reneerenee2986]

Sure did the signs were too funny and so on point!

[@couragekarnga8735]

I do apologize for the sham of a president we had to send there. Much love from this Brit-loving African living in America!

[@alexandrahope8814]

Yeah you do!!!! The signs are on point!!!!

[@salishseas]

Thank you England.

[@tontyrutinel7680]

Elect a clown .. Expect a circus..

[@toga20000]

Key board? Meet arse hole?

[@zacharyshort384]

@David Miles "key board idiot" Keyboard is one word , genius :)

[@sideboob4276]

@David Miles *Keyboard. One word, not two! Idiot!!!

[@barthalen]

@David Miles Yes, you will remain stupid, you weirdo.

[@WillArb95]

@David Miles Seems as though you're really struggling with this one eh?

[@timmydirtyrat6015]

I hope some of them were chanting "Send him back!"

[@glowinthedarkspider3118]

We were, along with a bunch of rhymes and more cuss words than a 10 year old like me was supposed to hear, I'm so happy I skipped school that day to protest lol

[@mellie3882]

@Andy Moser Well this comment aged well.President Elect Biden's won the election whether Trump wants to admit it or not.

[@gloriahufnagel5556]

To the entire world.. WE ARE SORRY. WE CAN NOT STAND HIM EITHER....EDIT.. 2020... BYE 45.. ARE WE WELCOME BACK INTO THE FOLD OF DECENCY?? I THINK SO HOPEFULLY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@itswrite4business]

White house 2020

[@marciamarcum3596]

- boy Colbert you don't have anything to talk about except Trump I don't know what you're doing on the are all you talk about is politics don't you get tired of politics say something funny once in a while and it's not funny when you put down the president that's not funny at all I didn't like Obama but I never talked against him I thought he was a Muslim and I still think so so he don't. Love this country Trump loves this country

[@gloriahufnagel5556]

Marcia Marcum CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

[@gloriahufnagel5556]

Joe Garcia Just the fact you are still obsessed with Hillary is laughable. You are a wacko. Find a hobby

[@marciamarcum3596]

@@gloriahufnagel5556 all. The. So. Called. Funny. Guys. R. All. The. Same. Not. Funny. They. Will. Never. Be. Johnny. Carson

[@ronalddavies1091]

Thank you to all protesters in the UK, we need all the help we can get. 👍

[@vickymc9695]

Dim problem (no worries), we're always happy to call him a dickhead in Wales.

[@dace48]

We offered you help - 200 years ago. Instead you wanted your own collection of inbred dictators.

[@rammiel9404]

Ah he'll be gone soon and so will the tories in the uk. #Bernie4president #Corbyn4priminister

[@macronencer]

As an Englishman I found this hilarious and I want to say thank you for everything you do - I love your sense of humour, and this show is my main way of staying abreast of U.S. politics: it's the spoonful of sugar that helps the medicine go down!

[@HumpDayAdams]

macronencer Yay thank god! 🙌I’ve always hoped brits would find his show on KZbin!!! THIS is how the majority of the US population feels- it’s why Steven is the No. 1 late night talk show host bc he’s always spot on!!! Thanks to you and yours for showing your hate of our POS POTUS we appreciated it and toasted to our brothers from the same mother!!! P.s. if you ever meet the “Oi Trump *penis drawing*” teen, buy him a pint on behalf of us yanks🍻 What a legend 😆

[@samanthapeters8314]

I think you will also like Dave Pakman KZbin channel.

[@Randy-ry9ss]

God Save The Queen.

[@macronencer]

@@HumpDayAdams If I ever meet him, I will do exactly that! Thank you for your appreciation, and I wish you luck reclaiming your country. Let's hope for a brighter future on both sides of the pond :)

[@DarkLordoftheMeme]

The queen's reaction to Trump visiting: "and I thought Ceausescu was a wanker!"

[@markstaffs218]

I was born in Stoke-On-Trent. I didn’t hear anything about them organising an anti Trump rally, but if they did, I couldn’t be prouder of my city of birth

[@IAmSuzyQ]

No, Donnie, they weren't cheering for you, they were screaming at you. You are universally despised, and wherever you go, they want you to leave.

[@The3rdeyedontdie]

Accept here in America where people threatened to move to Canada but never did🤣

[@1028641]

@Kathleen Henson All 21% of them??????? WOW!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@quizzabella]

Pray tell where is this magical site Kathleen Henson. Come over to Britain and have a hunt for a Trump supporter. The only people who like him are the tiny amount of far right idiots that no-one takes seriously. Brexit is a mess, but whether you are pro or against it hasn't made us suddenly all paranoid about immigration or blind to the fact that your president is a lumbering racist, misogynistic moronic twatwaffle. Shame, really we loved Obama over here so don't blame it on hating Americans.

[@blackhatfreak]

@@The3rdeyedontdie no

[@bellenice5670]

He couldn't read the signs in the placard...

[@ariesviolent]

Quick!!! While Trump is in England....change the locks of the White House!!!

[@artembentsionov]

You’ll be doing him a favor. He’d much rather be in his New York penthouse. There isn’t enough gold in the Oval Office.

[@shuheihisagi7851]

I wish they'd user him off the plane and take off without him! Hopefully they can do that when he's at NK or Russia! And then do the same when pence is in Venezuela!

[@The3rdeyedontdie]

Yes so that a Democrat doesn’t try to sneak in because that’s the only chance they have of entering 🤣🤣🤣

[@110100111000]

There's *real* gold in that there penthouse?! Besides, everybody knows #DarthPyrite 's never had to open any door for himself in his life. To *bold* a word in a KZbin comment box sandwich it between asterisks * .

[@dirkmcnasty8585]

@@110100111000 never had to open a door for himself in his life? never thought of that. Perhaps that is why he can't function an umbrella.... 🤔

[@cindyclemmons8009]

Thank you to the Brits for expressing how we feel over here but are too cynical to do it about Trumpty Dumpty. Thank you from the bottom of our pea pickin' little hearts. I love you guys. Cheers Luvs!

[@c-j2378]

I am watching this from a year in the future...you have no idea how bad things have become...

[@Davey-Boyd]

I am from a later future. Were doomed

[@FlorenceFox]

Every time Trump says "Do you believe it?" my immediate reaction is "No. No I do not."

[@vicovendale6955]

Florence, It's up there with " A lot of people don't knows that/this," which translated means "I'm quite breathtakingly ignorant but I just saw something on Faux and Fiends and I couldn't wait to repeat it to let you know how awesomely knowledgeable I am," as he proceeds to WOW his deadheads (apologies Grateful Dead fans) with a snippet of information my pet garden snail learnt in the 4th grade.

[@JSkyGemini]

Also the "I spoke to many ..." is a yuge, bigly give-away he's full of shit. Like "I spoke to a lot of generals and they all agreed that Robert e Lee was the greatest general!" He adopts this weird sing-song voice thing when he's telling a real whooper, too.

[@kimberlys8422]

It's common sense.

[@dragonsword7370]

At this point if trump told me very sincerely "The Sky is Blue!"... I'd find it hard to believe him. That's what being a constant liar gets you.

[@verdrang5614]

One of the funniest things about Trump's visit to england: Calling Theresa May a better negotiator than himself. Keep in mind, that woman has failed so hard on negotiating with her own MPs, it _killed her career._

[@rachelgarber1423]

"No one told me that was an option" I died.

[@pamelak.6117]

Rachel Garber me, too. I roared. Best laugh in weeks.

[@uainediabhal9689]

"Tennis diapers"... hilarious as always. We love you Stephen

[@deescott8312]

Thank you Britain for your support ..🇺🇸

[@carolynwestlake2246]

You're welcome 😊🇬🇧🇬🇧

[@ISVVVc628]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@eileencollins8799]

We try our best. The man is a brainless gasbag.

[@fadedpajamas]

@@eileencollins8799 *brainless gasbag* is _the most_ classic British I've seen in a while. That's my new snobbish insult, thank you. 🤗

[@eileencollins8799]

Hamzah Rahman Khan It is my pleasure.

[@KesselRunner606]

"Where are the protests?" Watch the press conference. You can literally *hear* the protests outside as they're talking.

[@webman1956]

And yet we don`t have the balls to have protests here where the problems actually live.

[@agolftweetler3995]

@Raymond Reddington 1st it was no protests, soros signs. now it's well, it's not a quarter million, just 200k. Trump thinks they're cheering for him. Lmmfao!

[@agolftweetler3995]

@@webman1956 people have many times. maybe now they're normalizing.

[@Thegaoat]

Lol trumps such a dumbfuck that he thought the protesters were welcoming him!

[@Cyromantik]

@@webman1956 Actually protests are on-going over in America, country wide, but don't always make it in the news, because "if it bleeds, it leads" and regular protests just aren't very violent or shocking.

[@semperfidelis9579]

BRITISH, FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, MAY GOD BLESS YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU AND THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!

[@Insperato62]

Steady!

[@ts1931]

Tariffs hurt ONLY THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES! THIS MAN HAS GOT TO GET A CLUE!!

[@desmofan1864]

we need more of that in our streets, too. and that blimp is epic.

[@johnkelly4943]

I want one of those for my front yard 😆

[@jayzenitram9621]

Which of the two blimps are we talking about again?

[@ultrainstinctshaggy669]

@@jayzenitram9621 The Baby Blimp I suppose. Not the Live one

[@sherryo360]

Maybe they’ll let us borrow that blimp.

[@adscri]

Makes no sense that the biggest and most hard-hitting anti-Trump demonstrations have both been in the UK.

[@mantheking]

The expression on Theresa May as she looked at trump blathering on about records: _"Thank goodness I don't have to deal with this bollocks anymore."_

[@obliviousotterI]

I think that's what she was thinking when she resigned in regards to Brexit.

[@kanedNunable]

pound shop sex doll in that pic

[@edgeworldpictures6831]

Stephen has found his mojo. So brilliant and his writers - they are on track with every joke.

[@kachinalajones8975]

Highest love to U.K. United we love and say no to fascism

[@jerryguerra8708]

@YoMoma< " I love the uneducated"- Trump

[@BigManJay69]

Fascism? Wtf are you talking about. I hate when people use the term fascism completely out of context just because the media tells you to use it.

[@jerryguerra8708]

@YoMoma I knew you wouldn't get it. A very stable genius you are .HAHAHA!!

[@Valencetheshireman927]

Trump isn’t a facist but ok .🤷‍♂️

[@itscfox]

@@Valencetheshireman927 How are you feeling about this statement now he’s incited a mob of his supporters to storm the US Capitol in an attempt to overturn his election loss?

[@jeff7775]

Dear Brits: job well done, lads. Job well done. 🙌🏼

[@MrNikolidas]

*Doffs Top Hat*

[@hallucinatedovens8414]

... with the Sadiq Khan balloon

[@batintheattic7293]

Ta.

[@rachealkirby3657]

jeff7775 gotta love those Britts

[@dunbar9finger]

Recognizing that protests can exist even when you're not looking at them requires understanding object permanence. Trump hasn't matured that far yet.

[@rommelamansec7013]

dunbar9finger, I agree. Trump only knows how to lie and twist even on the obvious truth on his face.

[@davisgomez6869]

Yea keep watching the establishment talk about trump, don’t watch trump

[@vicovendale6955]

dunbar9finger I'm almost certain that even my cat has a better understanding of object permanence and he was dropped on his head as a kitten.

[@feralbluee]

Hey, idiot, look under the blanket! looks around. Huh? Wha? i can't find it. Wah . . . (cries)

[@carloleuterio2347]

This is so hilariously Savage and I'm loving it. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@sandersvenezuela8853]

its like a hole goal

[@oof5396]

Bit cringe fella

[@sparx180]

Carlo Leuterio We both have great taste. I am laughing along with you!!!

[@Salena905]

Great stuff as usual Stephen, you are hilarious. Hi from England 😁😁👏👏🙋💟

[@ScienceChap]

Her Majesty pointedly mentioned meeting Eisenhower in the 1950s, a subtle reminder to Trump that he is merely keeping the office of President warm! We in Britain love you America!

[@darkiee69]

She's met 10 of the 11 us presidents since her coronation. The 11th was Lyndon Johnson who only traveled to asia during his time in office.

[@Opus313]

Ignoring the Carnival of Resistance doesn't make it go away. And ignoring your crimes doesn't make you less guilty.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I think he genuinely think he's a Jedi or something. "These are not the protests you're looking for because I say so."

[@brainflash1]

It will has long the Republicans control the Senate. And the Supreme Court. And the FBI. And the Justice Department.

[@fritzjackson4336]

What crime lol? Another conspiracy perhaps?

[@brianwalsh7931]

Treason, Fritz. Go back to Fox. Bye bye.

[@aadityamurali18]

@@brianwalsh7931 He has not been found guilty of treason. No collusion, remember.

[@sabahbubbler]

I love it when Stephen tries to hold his laughter and deliver a joke

[@dianewhalen9721]

He is such a joke ,pontificating about his self-importance with Elizabeth May standing next to him.He is pathetic

[@ignoremeplease12]

With who? Queen Elizabeth or Prime Minister Teresa May?

[@livhemingway2224]

Diane...He does it all the time!

[@nadyanathania3847]

"nothing more important than border" Not healthcare, or education, or gun violence, or hate crime, or the falling economy, or the impending war, or a dying planet, or-

[@yohei72]

When xenophobic nationalism is at the center of your worldview, borders literally define your identity.

[@sparx180]

nini nono Yes, continue, lol.

[@ferox965]

The British sure know next level trolling.

[@Houlgravely]

Well the balloon was popped so I guess the Right are still the troll kings.

[@IAmRedherrings]

God save the Queen :')

[@taquinas85]

@@Houlgravely really? That's vandalism. But the Brits are so cool the charge would be negligible. Be creative not destructive. This ain't North Korea.

[@quizzabella]

It wasn't the famous Trump blimp, that's still flying. It was one of the smaller ones, so didn't actually achieve anything. Right wing fail.

[@Houlgravely]

@Rick Ton Not from what I've seen.

[@angeec.3312]

Millions of people?? Trump is seeing things, not to mention hearing voices!!

[@greyjackal]

"Am I not loved, Blackadder? Why, just the other night, the crowds were shouting 'We hail Prince George! We hail Prince George!'" "'We HATE Prince George'. sir, we HATE 'Prince George'" "Was it??" "I fear so, sir."

[@katerh3198]

Best bill board at Trump protest goes to "We'd Rather Have A State Visit From The Night King" -- brilliant

[@zacharybarcelona4717]

really do you have a video of that?; Because that would make my year

[@TC-yu1dr]

My favorite sign was the one that read, "Trump you are a mind bendingly shit human being."

[@katerh3198]

@@zacharybarcelona4717 I think I saw it on MSNBC -- I'll do a search

[@davidedwards3361]

tRump would love that title. He just wants any title. King, Emperor...Dictator!

[@adamtzsch]

Kate RH That was on a billboard?

[@mroceans8336]

Dear England, Feel free to keep him.

[@goblinwisdom]

Keep your own trash. Or tell the orange bawbag to get in the sea.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Oh, no! Haven't they been through enough?

[@LordJuzzie]

We have enough home grown loonies without importing them.

[@brianwalsh7931]

Dear UK, if Donald should disappear without a trace while over there, we Americans promise not to investigate the unsolved mystery. We’ll accept the alien abduction alibi as truth. Please. Pretty please. Take him out of circulation.

[@gunner678]

England don't want him, but England is not the UK you know!

[@shelleydavis5231]

Clearly Trump doesn't know what to do with Mexico, so slap em with tariffs. Doesn't he know by now Mexico is resilient as hell? Go Mexico!🎉♥

[@jeannie3684]

“Traveling freak show” ....Perfect! Sadly, we are paying for it, in every way imaginable.

[@xinchen199]

Jeannie relax just think about how we Canadians pay our Crime Minister Trudeau....... who knows which one is worse....

[@jeannie3684]

xin chen I do.....stumps, by far.

[@smileyface8832]

*Don't worry about it Jeannie. I'm Canadian too, and I'm not a fan of Trudeau either. But I don't know has it worse. Us, or you guys. And, I'm talking about Trump.*

[@MrTarmonbarry]

Its not all bad . At least they are out of America and poluting another country

[@censusgary]

Donald, those thousands of British people giving you the one-finger salute are not cheering, and “Bugger off, you insufferable knob-end” is not British for “God bless you, Mr. President.”

[@Schwerversprecher]

Two-fingered salute

[@lisahughes4999]

It is quite the opposite. The visit has been hailed a great success . Even msm have had to report truth. Sorry guys.

[@karinbarger9192]

Why? Because he didn’t break anything?

[@judioregan4210]

@@lisahughes4999 - really? Our BBC news did extensive coverage of Trump's visit, and not once did they capture any cheering crowds waving flags lining the streets as his motorcade went by. And if you regard Trump's offensive tweets towards our London Mayor just minutes before he touched down in my country as a successful part of the visit, then you need professional help. Yes, the majority of the visit went smoothly, but don't pee on my shoes and call it rain. The media has to report on what world leaders get up to, no matter how ridiculous or dangerous - that's their job. So it's not their fault that Trump behaves like a total moron on a daily basis. This 'fake news' business is a typical Trumpist cop-out - if we don't like it, call it fake.

[@m.j.cicero276]

@Karin Barger: How do you know he didn't break anything? The palace is chock full of delicate stuff. Seriously, though, the bar for success is set pretty damn low where the Trumpenfuhrer is concerned. Any day he doesn't totally alienate an ally or mortally offend some world leader is a good day.

[@juanreynoso9653]

I can't believe that the Brits are doing more to voice their opinion against the orange banana 😉 then-us. God bless those British beautiful people.

[@grtxyz4358]

juan reynoso yes hopefully lots of footage will be shown to all those stubborn americans... how could someone ever vote for that charlatan. Are they dummies?

[@annedwyer797]

@@grtxyz4358 Yes, just enough people in three states were stupid enough to believe Trump and his bullshit. The Electoral College has gotta go!

[@fireyflower6643]

Its funny you said that, as thats exactly what Ive noticed Brits are way more vehement in their protests against Trump

[@caducuscadarn4707]

We really aren't. The BBC massively overblew how popular the rallies were. Most of us don't care. In fact there was a blow back towards the BBC with how incorrectly they covered the rallies.

[@IFAMILYIH]

juan reynoso your amazing too we brits have got your back

[@orando15]

Damn & here Trump said "U.S will no longer be seen as a fool to the world".....😅😅😅😅😅

[@danwic]

Still can't get over the fact that my hometown (Bishop's Stortford) got a mention 🤣

[@andreaceres552]

The international opinion about the USA has NEVER been SO BAD

[@The3rdeyedontdie]

Fake news

[@jesperjee]

The3rdeyedontdie I understand you are trying to be funny but in these times it’s hard to be sure

[@restlesssoulme]

War mongers

[@psyckoda]

So much for his claims of stopping the world from laughing at the US. No one was laughing at the US until Trump took power. Now its just a joke over there.

[@GuttTruck]

Luggenpressa bot.

[@kariehollingsworth2360]

At least the UK are making their feelings known.... .

[@GOLDSMITHEXILE]

No not the entire UK, just the usual loudmouthed, Europhile, internationalist, prone to get aggressive, nasty or violent when challenged sections of the UK, the ones disproportionately represented in the media and in popular culture. Khan relishes these opportunities as a way to boost his FAKEBOOK following and deflect attention away from his woefully inept performance as London mayor

[@lynnhamps7183]

@@GOLDSMITHEXILE I repeat..Bollocks! Saying something doesn't make it true..show your sources for your statement..I'm a Brit by the way and don't know a single person who can stand the slimy maggot.

[@GOLDSMITHEXILE]

so what if your are "a brit" ?? you must be rather misinformed, and have a very sheltered life, if you think the entire UK is opposed to President Trump, very sheltered and with a very narrow minded load of friends @@lynnhamps7183

[@GOLDSMITHEXILE]

wow, powerful snowflake argument! Resorting to one word profanity! amazing! Just like the other man/woman said, saying something doesn't make it true. @blueserman1

[@ilonkaknutson63]

they braver than Americans, but then they do not have to live in same country as the feeble-minded child pres. trump!!!

[@lesleyleith4440]

In England there are two towns called Upper and Lower Slaughter. Really. And a River Piddle. And a Queen Camel. There are so many to choose from.😂😂😂😂💕💕💕💕

[@anonUK]

There's a town Oop North called Ramsbottom. Legend says it's divided into Lower and Upper districts.

[@jamescpalmer]

As a Brit, this ages like fine wine.

[@iconicreactions3917]

I love when Stephen gives us long videos on roasting trump, makes me feel warm inside😂😁

[@couragekarnga8735]

That hero, keeping us all sane.

[@gz9975]

The best part is all the Trump-voting cousinpumpin Christians that are watching this and frothing at the mouth with rage.

[@iconicreactions3917]

Greg Gammago still messed up how the government acts on 5 cents in food but kids in cages NAHHHH LET HIM HAVE HIS FUN THEY SAID, HE WONT LAST LONG IN OFFICE THEY SAID, HOW TF PEOPLE WORK UP THE COURAGE TO PUT A BULLET IN ALL GOOD PRESIDENTS EXEPT THIS ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP FAKE ASS EXCUSE OF A PRESIDENT LOOKING LIKE SOMETHING SATAN AND BRUCE JENNER CREATED AFTER 3 LINES OF COKE AND A SACRIFICE OF 10 ORPHANS LOOKING ASS GROWN 12 YEAR OLD🙄

[@georgeabraham6808]

@@iconicreactions3917 Found the triggered DindooNuffen. Trump is your President, and will be for the next 6 years followed by 8 years of President Ivanka.

[@kimberlys8422]

ME TOO. No pun intended.

[@redruby9564]

I'm American but Britain is growing in my heart. Y'all are bloody hilarious. X3

[@PreceptorGrant]

If you like that, take a look online and see some of the protest placards. They're very sweary and very funny indeed.

[@tomrobinson2914]

Thank you, both are governments suck right now. All we can do in these tragic times is laugh together at our pathetic leaders.

[@bbybanshee539]

bless you my sweet american friend

[@harmzify4593]

Oh, really? I hate trump but It was a very small protest and had a huge backlash. It was london because they're all left there. In fact the rest of the country doesn't mind trump.

[@cindyfraser745]

Harmzify you're entirely wrong, I've yet to meet a British trump supporter. You say they exist but people say that about unicorns and fair trade deals too.......

[@Notfunnysam]

I miss those days when we could still laugh at the things Trump said and did. Ukraine Scandal almost sounds comedic compared to corona-nightmare!

[@thereisnosanctuary6184]

Thats not funny What are your prison videos about?

[@jonathanball8237]

YOU MAY LAUGH AT US!!BUT WE’RE SO MAD WE WILL WAIT IN LINE AND WRITE A STIFF LETTER!!!

[@sophieshannon4746]

I LIVE IN BISHOPS STORTFORD!!! I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW MY TOWN FROM COLBERTS MOUTH!! AND IT IS NOT A MADE UP TOWN!

[@panshy7445]

Bishop's Stortford is a market town in Hertfordshire, England, just west of the M11 motorway on the county boundary with Essex, 27 miles north-east of central London, and 35 miles by rail from Liverpool Street station. Bishop's Stortford had an estimated population of 40,089 in 2017 - Google

[@debraclinkscale6576]

@@panshy7445 greetings from the US. Thanks for your support!

[@tallandhandsome29]

It’s not the first time a giant penis has been on display in Bishops Stortford. It’s kind of a thing with them.

[@tallandhandsome29]

Darth Wheezius Exactly. There you go!

[@dadillen5902]

@Marcia Baxter Bragging about your sex life online sounds like something the Trumptard would do☺

[@margaretgove2875]

He got the wrong word. They were not cheering, they were jeering!

[@sharonwieler8933]

Margaret Gove Why is it so difficult for him to admit when he’s been defeated?! Cheering crowds my a$$!!

[@amberlance3221]

do we need more evidence to prove president hamberder is Mr. Burns from the Simpsons? "are you saying 'boo' or 'boo-urns'?"

[@istdochallesegal3427]

@@amberlance3221 Clever... except that Monty Burns is extremely articulate, coherent and erudite?

[@dannyellaboatboat]

I swear this never gets old 😂 That’s the most loved blimp on the planet, man! 👍

[@sparx180]

DanGan808 What about his penis? He must have loved it and went home thinking he was that size. Stormy Daniels on the Jimmy Kimmel show pointed out the size of Trump. It was sad.

[@beermonster7601]

We knew what we were doing when we booed him 🇬🇧 love from U.K. jan 2021 just post the storming of the capitol !

[@markozupanc6865]

And I remember Trump saying two years ago: "We are the laughing stock, the world laughs at us...". Talk about dejavu... Would laugh now if it wasn't so painfully sad...

[@cmcordoYT]

I remember when he said that during his campaign. I was like, "Nobody is laughing at us. What the hell are you talking about?" Now the world is laughing at us and are very disgusted with us too.

[@jenbeasley1827]

Marko Zupanc the fucken irony. This is would be funnier if it weren’t real

[@nuttybar9]

Marco You couldn't be more wrong, Citizens of other Countries wish they had President like Trump.

[@nuttybar9]

camcorder You and the rest of the Democrats are nothing but a bunch of whiney liars.

[@EmilRutkowski]

No. Trump is almost universally hated around the world. Only in a few extreme right wing countries such as Russia, Poland, Israel and Hungary is he somewhat popular. He is a joke and a blight upon an already tarnished rep.

[@jackievilla7543]

The blimp was anatomically correct :D

[@kimberlys8422]

AHAHAHA absolutely it was!

[@gz9975]

The 8=====) wasn't though. Should've been a tiny mushroom with Ivanka brand lipstick on it.

[@smallfishproduction3163]

Only the blimps butt looked better

[@ellamone9998]

To be fair, Trump's ass doubled in size since that photo was taken almost 2 yrs ago. Did you see him in his Tux with the Queen? Bloat Float Blimp is next :)

[@robertgraziano]

No Penis....very correct!!!!!

[@suzq2744]

Love the Brits! They don’t want him either!😄

[@sparx180]

Suz Q I wonder if Israel wants him?

[@megan893]

"man who's hairdresser is a raccoon", lol, oh my gosh, I died!!! This ENTIRE video was great!

[@paulagooch1828]

I loved Camilla's wink "it's OK chaps we can handle this idiot "

[@bigludo22]

i'm really looking forward to Trump's speach at the D-Day monument in Portsmouth. I live a 10 min walk from that and i've had a carton of eggs sitting on my window ledge for a month in preperation

[@spudmadethis]

Evil Wizard please get that on camera 😂

[@warhammer1]

Please have a camera or 2 recording, and post it. Good luck, stay safe, those secret service don't mess around.

[@aadityamurali18]

So the President of the United States is coming to your country to commemorate D-Day and you plan to egg him. How disgusting can you be? I hope you try it. I'd love to see the secret service handle you afterwards. This is a moment for both countries to pay their respects to the soldiers who served in that war. And you want to ruin it by bringing in partisan politics.

[@sidanic6684]

@@aadityamurali18 Are u completely bereft of the ability to take jokes? You don't need to act all saintly all the time. Go have some milk

[@0KevinsVideoDumpster0]

@@aadityamurali18 As of Trump won't bring in partisan politics either. Yes, have the guy that refused to denounce Nazis come and commemorate D-Day.

[@putzthewondersloth]

Dude... "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our fajitas!"

[@markstaffs218]

I was born and bred in Stoke-On-Trent. I was so proud to hear they’d organised an anti-Trump protest

[@beckv8526]

"Mexico will step up and do what they should've been done". He said that. The stable genius.

[@debraclinkscale6576]

We shall see...

[@pp-tx3bt]

beck v "I I have an ivy league education. . . I know words. I have the best words."

[@beckv8526]

@@pp-tx3bt That can happen when you live in the United Schtatesh.

[@maxglide]

Or drink too much Nambian covfefe

[@bonniemccormick5711]

Un huh. Time will tell.

[@vcb9861]

Trump: “thousands cheering” ; BBC reporter: “Trump got the numbers right ; the message wrong”

[@amberlance3221]

the only moral he took from Hansel and Gretel is that there is a candy house available to buy

[@willyum3920]

OMG I'm from East Southwest Northingtonford! I was at the London protest and we were not cheering. What's more and for the record, I followed the news coverage of the protests afterwards and none of the pictures shown on any news outlet captured the scale. They showed pictures of sections of the crowd but not full length of the parade.

[@katethomas5712]

Wow, does it actually exist? Where is it? I thought Stephen had made it up. And I'm British!

[@willyum3920]

@@katethomas5712 I am British too and can confirm it does not exist, sorry to disappoint.

[@katethomas5712]

@@willyum3920 No disappointment here! I'm not surprised it doesn't exist. We have our fair share of weird place names here, but I didn't recognise that one

[@jh6025]

It's amazing how Stephen can make 10 minutes feel like 30 seconds. He is, by far, my favorite late-night host.

[@Pikminiman]

Always a good day when the monologue is uploaded in one part.

[@IAmSuzyQ]

I thought the exact same thing!

[@theomegajuice8660]

As a Brit, I cannot apologise enough for the continued existence of Piers Morgan.

[@markbottomley189]

Yeah, he is proper bell end wankstain.

[@anessiahorns5076]

And as an American were trying to fix the Trump situation over here as well so right back at you.

[@laurent1144]

Imagine Piers Morgan becoming your PM. That's how it feels to watch Trump represent America.

[@firesign4297]

Apology Accepted 😞 And we over here are Sincerely sorry ...for sending an... ORANGE SHIT BAG!!!... over to you guys😞😞😞

[@markbottomley189]

@@laurent1144 or Boris Johnson

[@markye1872]

"they were shouting BoooooUrns!" I saw a Documentary called the Simpsons that explained that," Queen Donald the Last.

[@kevangunn7163]

No welcome mats in England for Trump, unfortunately, his balls ups effect us too, Iran, Russia North Korea, and global warming are a disaster for all

[@Cathyblj]

Kevan Gunn He’s literally screwing up the whole world with his attitudes, especially about global warming, and even Russia will soon regret installing him.

[@MRTN13]

_Protests? What protests?_ - Trump, the Emperor without Crowds

[@phyllisneal8687]

😂😂😂

[@fitsumarefaine9592]

Thanks Britain for protested against this discusting man, salute to you all!

[@MrHorror1971]

I and many others were cheering on your great president, Dont always believe the media and naratives. He was a pleasent person and very warming.

[@manpreetsethi1736]

MrHorror1971 “ I and Many others...” then he’s sent back to his padded room 🤣🤣

[@fireyflower6643]

Yr very welcome

[@MrHorror1971]

@Toni Sumblin Keep taking the pills. I live here and you dont't .And kahn is a wanker, but you would understand that. His president, dems lost, get over it and help maga. OH it is.

[@Trag1cVision]

You're welcome. We're serious when we say we'd be fine with another republican president. Any republican president. OR perhaps a block of wood. I think a Democrat would be fine though......ya know, like what we call conservatives. British people who like Trump are literally traitors to the crown.

[@vivpace7049]

". ..a traveling freak show!" - stephen colbert 🤣🤣🤣 !!!

[@karenwatkins655]

The blimp is anatomically correct - so true, so true, and I am glad to have finally seen a rear view of it.

[@flankspeed]

"That was for Piers Morgan"? Come now, we only sent him over to you in the first place with the full expectation that you'd shoot him for us.

[@rb032682]

lol

[@Sonturist]

Lol, burn

[@courageousginger3892]

Iain MacLennan - damn right. Just like they did John Lennon. You managed to shoot him didn’t ya.

[@aranyanifox4375]

Iain, my love, I couldn't agree with you more - and I'm Swiss! 😘

[@Omgseriosly]

You can take him back any time we olny shoot school students.

[@enegmatixerebro]

There are times when I think this country or the world is beyond repair but then comes a group of remarkable people who stand together against an orange. 🍊 👐

[@koanbonwa]

Right, the Orange is the problem. Not all the shit that's getting by because folk are distracted by the fruit fetish fad.

[@f_USAF-Lt.G]

@@koanbonwa that's not a fair analysis. Most of the people that want Trump out have floated ideas about sticking a pineapple up his butt just before kicking him there.

[@rjonboy7608]

Well, it's all Gallagher's fault. He could solve this with one stroke of the Sledge-o-matic!

[@feralbluee]

good one - too bad we to insult a poor orange though LOL

[@daGobbo]

“Pug that just heard your car in the driveway” absolutely brilliant

[@jeanmyers1787]

I was there & I can assure you there were huge protests, probably embarrassing for government.

[@errgag3580]

Only Trump can spell 'class' without the C and the L."

[@brendancolliander4438]

Nice

[@TheFinalChapters]

I think there's a hole in that logic.

[@xxxhoodooxxx]

Witty

[@errgag3580]

@@kidstoyscarstoys6662, Yes...I'm "retarted" Are you?

[@robertbriley2464]

'Never to admit a fault or wrong; never to accept blame; concentrate on one enemy at a time; blame that enemy for everything that goes wrong; take advantage of every opportunity to raise a political whirlwind' Analysis of the Personality of Adolph Hitler: With Predictions of His Future Behaviour... by Henry A. Murray, October 1943

[@superque4]

This should be a top comment.

[@traekas7228]

Wow, Rob! I thought I was reading about Trump in your comment at first. Then, I read the rest of what you wrote. Aw, man! That’s some trippy $hit! It didn’t occur to me that T was THAT close in personality and actions to Hitler. Blew my mind!

[@arealhuman826]

Oh no

[@ChadeGB]

Not a Trump supporter here, but let's be honest, that applies to all politicians.

[@traekas7228]

Chade Fallstar, Quite possibly, only applies to rich, corporate politicians on both sides.

[@nicoledion5898]

The dear Queen has a good sense of humour inviting Mr.Trump and family to entertain her family, friends and the whole country! Lol

[@Noone-of-your-Business]

For 2 years, the things Trump says have baffled me, to say the least. And just now, it suddenly struck me: It's not his fault. The man is _deaf_ . He cannot hear himself talking.

[@feralbluee]

good one!!!!! :D