This is the weirdest movie I've ever seen

[@Riggee3D]

I wanna throw up

[@spookyho5994]

Araconara same

[@gucciboy6961]

I'll get the trashcan

[@sturns.]

woah congrats on getting pinned

[@Fanny12742]

Nice

[@anad.7428]

the first time I saw gooby I flinched and cringed at the same time 🤢🤮

[@joelman1989]

What’s creepiest about gooby is he doesn’t come across as an innocent teddy bear that just came alive. Like poo. He comes across like a full grown man.. a disgusting and selfish one at that.

[@misssinisterseventy1553]

Yeah like think about frosty the snowman. He came to life and he was really innocent and wholesome, and then there’s Gooby....

[@maddison5120]

Ted and Jack Frost. 2 movies. One is about an awful adult teddy bear, another is a dead dad snowman

[@epoillaKory]

Waffle Cakes He’s like Ted but tall and gross and not awful on purpose.

[@maddison5120]

@@epoillaKory Is he really not awful on purpose, though? Gooby seems like he just has a really trashy personality

[@fancyoil216]

The Bronx Boglehead it took me a minute to realize you meant Winnie the poo, not just poop.

[@goof1387]

Kurtis is wearing a camp rock shirt, drew is wearing a shirt that says"Mr Ass" and Danny is wearing his own merch. Fashion 100

[@5549842]

Pretty sure Drew’s shirt is meant to say “Mr. Kiss Ass”

[@obtuse186]

@@5549842 it's Mr Ass. It's Billy Gunn merch from like 2003 WWE.

[@zoeyiguess]

Oh I thought it was meant to be mr kiss ass because there are lips

[@user-ue2vq7id9b]

O B T U S E “IM AN ASS MAN”

[@lableurose1747]

Queen of Smarts Imagine that Danny has none of his own shirts and lives off of his own merch

[@jessnicole12]

none of them mentioned the fact that the bully was wearing a hotdog costume...and we’ve already established that Gooby loves to eat hotdogs...Gooby was gonna eat that child.

[@imsorry7342]

Wasn't it already implied? With Gooby's teeth becoming sharp as daggers and all?

[@erducks624]

Yummay😂😂😂

[@coainc]

i screamed when i saw this comment jesus

[@WhatIsMyLif3]

Because they don't have to.

[@jennaenright1194]

We can't forget about hot dog park, too. What's with this movie and hot dogs?

[@bentobias737]

I love how Gooby being a terrifying monster is so attention grabbing the fact the bully’s uncle apparently causally owns a fur suit is just. Completely glanced over.

[@AlinaProbably]

I always read it as the bully's way of being either dismissive, like 'Oh you think you're cool with your costume, my uncle has the same one", or trying to appear nicer than he is in front of an adult

[@malthewriterwizard]

I'm pretty sure he's saying that his uncle has a Gooby teddy bear, which is what he thinks he's dressed up as

[@unicorn69]

So his uncle is a furry…?

[@MadInnerChild]

In context he thought it was a Halloween costume. So the uncle had a halloween costume like that, not a fursuit. Animal costumes exist in more contexts than just furries lmfao

[@mikeyaftony2464]

Or mascot costume or another movie prop costume You're gonna lose it when you find out about the original Wizard of Oz or Harry and the Hendersons.

[@SplitMaw]

The guys in the beginning: "IT'S GOOBY DAY!!! SO EXCITED!" 11 minutes in: "I wanna strangle Gooby."

[@naomiwalker8089]

Not even 11 minutes in lol

[@whalienabi]

More like 34 seconds in

[@catistiredagain]

Not even 5 minutes in "Goobey is making me so stressed"

[@gemasnicket1817]

his name is drew

[@whalienabi]

@@gemasnicket1817 drew? Think you mean Danny

[@spencermelton3181]

“Puts children in life threatening danger” Gooby: ight imma head out

[@anyalaASMR]

I’m like 2 minutes into the video and I am BEYOND excited to see wtf happens

[@libif6886]

he GOT to GO

[@emiliaeltawey4538]

@@libif6886 I was just thinking of this XDDD

[@elzamadison953]

The only time I would like this movie is if I'm in my mom's woom and can't see or hear it.

[@KillerKoifish]

Repeat cycle

[@kblalack6082]

When the bully said "cool costume my uncle's got one just like it" it made me wonder if goobie was just a grown ass man terrorizing this child

[@Hideyourmozzarella]

this man just pretended to be a monster to break into this kid's house

[@thearcticfox343]

the child actor seemed genuinely quite competent

[@annikala]

Honestly, most of the actors were good - Gooby is just the worst ever

[@_kyon._]

fun fact! he plays ethan in the babysitters a vampire!

[@lkekwkow]

@@_kyon._I KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR

[@slumbering_abyss]

@@_kyon._ OH MY GOD NO WAY

[@junglejin3096]

​@@_kyon._OMG THAT UNLOCKED SUCH A CORE MEMORY FOR ME

[@JTM_MACHINE]

The most impressive bit of acting in this movie is whenever the kid has to pretend to be having fun with Gooby.

[@gfilmer7150]

I think that kid was on Criminal Minds once, in season 3

[@aurorasky278]

it’s ethan from my babysitters a vampire😳

[@JTM_MACHINE]

aurora sky I’ll take your word on that.

[@gfilmer7150]

@Wacky Heart Season 3, Episode 6 I think, the whole episode took place in a mall

[@brooke7656]

@@gfilmer7150 OH SHIT I DON'T EVEN WATCH CRIMINAL MINDS BUT I KNOW THAT EPISODE!!!!!!!!! i'm just really excited to know what ur talking about he he he :) he was crazy and trying to kill his sister or sum right? annyways i know him from my babysitters a vampire

[@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031]

I love how most dumb school bully characters dress as horror villains or creepy clowns or something for Halloween but this guy? He just wants to dress up as a giant hot dog and I support him.

[@whalienabi]

How could you not support

[@strwberryjim6403]

@@whalienabi he bullies people

[@whalienabi]

@@strwberryjim6403 oh no yeah I understand that part, and I'm not saying that it's okay for him to bully people, I'm just saying that it's kinda iconic of him to dress up as a hotdog lol

[@abigailmills2603]

We Stan tho

[@cringe_homestuck_fan3703]

Support him if you will gooby gon eat em he a giant hotdog and gooby love dem dawgs

[@roach_grrl]

“So our color palette choice for this movie was mustard, vomit, stale bread, rotting wood and sadness.”

[@dionysusfilms165]

Lol

[@puddle3551]

Don't forget about the little girl at the end with the washed out pink jacket!

[@wishingwell_333]

mmnm

[@cut_the_check9555]

For Shaw

[@oof.cheerios294]

With undertones of pissed-on-mattress.

[@ilawinterburn]

The most distressing thing about this whole movie is that Gooby is constantly eating and saying he's hungry, which could only happen if he had organs and a digestive system.

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

& if he were starving for years, trapped in the basement, confined to an immortal shell while he went mad from hunger. If we treat Gooby like his time alone broke his mind, his character makes way more sense.

[@alex7543]

@@ms.blooddiamond3857 dude it’s the middle of the night and i’m super high and that actually freaked me out so much

[@thecreator3145]

He doesn't organs, he just needs food to fill the empty hole that is his fluffy insides(?)

[@yuki97kira]

He did fart...meaning he did have a stomach, gasterous system..and asshole

[@Wilco-k7j]

@@thecreator3145hi please don’t say that like that 😭

[@WTDProductions]

“i like being your dad” may be the most shocking twist in cinematic history

[@nurmadihahbintizulkifli1734]

yessss 😂

[@Sam-xe2bz]

WTD Productions my dad can’t relate

[@flipflopsandsocks50]

My favorite part is the weird two headed CGI creature that is just never mentioned again

[@flyingpigproductions5934]

Yeah wtf WAS that

[@thesniper2352]

@@flyingpigproductions5934 but also what was the point of the scene

[@bekahc2]

That was to impress and scam the investors into giving more money.

[@crunkbunny9003]

Lmao

[@nightknight8556]

the wikipedia page says that at the start of the movie willy believes that monsters are always waiting to attack him at the new house though i dont think thats ever said

[@aishg8946]

imagine walking past that hotel room and hearing 3 grown men chanting "GOOBY GOOBY GOOBY"

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Starts walking faster

[@duetforherbivores]

Indian Here 😆

[@tiredzei]

3?

[@CometMothman]

**stops walking and start chanting with them**

[@ahok3314]

*shakily* is this 911?

[@redskeletonart238]

The fact that Drew probably made more money off this video than Gooby did in theaters is absolutely hilarious but honestly it’s way better this way.

[@Dbgreene]

Wait, that’s 100% true and 100% awesome

[@KURRDA]

The way he said “I like being your dad” made me wanna peel my skin off and I think Drew felt the same

[@freeizzy8395]

Reminded me of all my mom's boyfriends.

[@emapple8298]

I did, yes

[@TotalyKill]

@@freeizzy8395 Yeah I remember when I told you that

[@Baconmaka]

So that’s where the budget went..

[@heathc148]

Like a banana peel

[@AlexanderLeset]

the $6.5 million was spent on catering for Gooby

[@hunnybeeblues]

That's a lotta hotdogs

[@michaelrichards2024]

And Gooby waste cleanup

[@sheepeyoutube]

THAT’S A LOT OF DAMAGE!

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

@@sheepeyoutube FLEX TAPE

[@dougwarren5471]

I have never related to ANYTHING more than this comment

[@Romanticoutlaw]

mom: we have paddington at home paddington at home:

[@solitairequeen420]

Romantic Outlaw lmfao

[@bob97529]

Mom: we have Barney at home Barney at home:

[@Adrienne000]

Best comment

[@GippyHappy]

I swear I’ve watched this video like 12 times and yet the CGI alien monster catches me off guard every time. I never remember it exists.

[@kirbyteeth]

so true

[@roberttrujillo290]

Neither did the producers

[@itswherethecomedycomesin8864]

same! plus its so fucking scary like genuinely it startles me every time

[@ms.blooddiamond3857]

You watched Gooby 12 times & you weren't lobotomized? Your mental resilience defies all understanding, sir🏆

[@GippyHappy]

@@ms.blooddiamond3857 I’ve probably watched it like 20 times by now. I guess my brain does feel a bit jigglier than usual.

[@marco358]

Me: Mom, can we get Paddington? Mom: We have Paddington at home Paddington at home:

[@Jay-dz1qy]

This is a top notch comment lol

[@mattcooks7880]

An Individual underrated comment

[@fluffyclouden]

IM CRYING HAHAHHAHFSBJk

[@nelsonmendoza561]

Bro why is drew gooden paddington? This is epic

[@nelsonmendoza561]

I won’t stand by this blatant stereotyping. Are you saying all chicken nuggets go to the nugget cave? I mean, you’re right, but still. I don’t say go to Ireland and be lonely, do I? Smh my head.

[@walkthemidnightrain1148]

is no one gonna talk about the fact that they somehow completely abandoned the whole 2 headed alien thing?? like... where did it go?

[@mmog_1]

That was gonna come back later but they ran out of budget

[@howl8406]

@@mmog_1 at that point why keep it in?

[@fanaticism3204]

Ivory they spent so much money on it, I don’t see why they wouldn’t keep it in lol

[@howl8406]

@@fanaticism3204 i wish they at least made it so it made sense then lol

[@trinityb.6837]

@@howl8406 it's not mentioned in this video but this kid thinks his original house is the only thing protecting him from monsters, which is why he doesn't want to move, so he sees one when he moves but then I guess Gooby saves him from his loneliness-induced horror fantasies. Which almost makes less sense than a bad budget 😂

[@lizzykuhn43]

Danny: hair Kurtis: must touch nose ring Drew: mR aSs

[@subswithoutanyvideos-vg4km]

Raghad Nabil ikr

[@stoneseabolt]

I thiiiiink that's a BIlly Gunn shirt from back in his WWF/WWE days. His gimmick was "Mr. Ass" / "Ass Man". I kind of want that shirt, as my initials are quite literally ASS.

[@jiannacom]

What time?

[@puppeteer9971]

"4 words: LOOK AT MY ASS"

[@meowdyllic]

I think its suppose to be mr kiss ass because of the lips

[@connorokeefe67]

The fact that Gooby was released the same year as Avatar is something I'll never fully reconcile with.

[@chrisdavis3204]

both cinematic masterpieces

[@ethancousins-bh3ll]

@@chrisdavis3204Correction: one cinematic masterpiece. The other one is… I don't even know how to describe it.

[@BirchMonkey857]

@@ethancousins-bh3ll James Cameron proving his brain fell out somewhere between T2 and Titanic, and he never got it back.

[@Joe3818]

@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar

[@Joe3818]

@@ethancousins-bh3llthe other one is Avatar

[@blueboy284]

They sound like three girlfriends telling their other friend to leave her toxic boyfriend

[@TheCrimsonKing2]

And Willy keeps trying to convince them that he's not bad like, "No he's really sweet trust"

[@liv6250]

My therapist: Gooby isn’t real he can’t hurt you Gooby: 👹

[@certifiedhoodclassic9825]

Olivia x exactly

[@ilovehorses2875]

I was looking at emojis and I saw that one and I was like, "hey it's gooby!"😂

[@callsign_lurk]

for shaw

[@idkman7118]

Gooby is VERY real and he WILL hurt you.

[@StipsaZnaSe]

Taht isent a devil face its just somting from a jappanese thing

[@SableSeraph17]

I feel like this movie was written in the eighties, the script was left in some filing cabinet and exhumed twenty years later by a studio that was desperate for money.

[@JasperXCXeon]

I was shocked when I found out in came out in 2009. Its seriously an outdated form of a movie

[@farkbett699]

It really does kinda feel like an E.T rip off

[@SorowFame]

Wait, this wasn’t made in the 80’s?

[@Centristlol]

This was probably made during the writer’s strike and some studio exec was desperately shuffling through a closet and then found this with 3 inches of dust in it

[@lolaishotasf]

I seriously thought this was a 90s movie and I gave it a little exception until now

[@cyldavor991]

y'know looking back on it now I'm so glad they decided to cover gooby instead of tall girl. Gooby is art. Bad art, but art nonetheless. I'm glad these guys took the time to make fun of it for being bad instead of the meaningless corporate drivel that Netflix produces. I genuinely wouldn't even consider tall girl art, it might as well have been written by an ai lmao

[@sevgiulker3203]

Yeah, imagine making 2 movies about a girl who's well..................tall.

[@zubetp]

i haven't watched tall girl, but i read the synopsis and as far as i could tell, there is nothing about it that isn't already encompassed in the title. there would deadass be so little to riff on. i honestly think they probably watched it and were like, "this is boring."

[@MouseSkull]

Oh, for sure. Tall Girl was just some dumb fad movie that got a bit of attention for a while, and was promptly never thought about again by the vast majority of people for the years to come. Meanwhile this video is absolutely iconic and memorable, and I'm so glad it was made instead. It's a much, much better decision in hindsight.

[@tarabesque3328]

“this teacher just wants everyone to know that he writes books and he wants to be a famous author but he’s also a teacher” yeah that is literally every college professor ever

[@delelelele_whooop6194]

colourways those who can’t do, teach

[@chriscarter4563]

@@delelelele_whooop6194 lmao. Or those who did it and got tired of it.

[@shatboiiiheywaddup4232]

@@delelelele_whooop6194 False

[@djtheturtle1399]

@@delelelele_whooop6194 wait is that the actual saying because that doesn't make sense

[@delelelele_whooop6194]

Dj the turtle yeah that’s the saying lol. It’s an insult. Basically means people know how to do something but don’t do it well enough so they teach others instead

[@neorose6814]

this kid really outed his uncle as a furry huh

[@mushroompoet]

This made me laugh so hard and I don't even fuckin know why

[@ballerbeau69]

I’m already crying, why did you have to make it worse

[@Emily.Russell]

This movie already had me on the verge of tears, this comment just made it worse

[@WenisincTM]

“My uncle has one just like it” S weEt hOMe AlabAmA

[@frooogie_2936]

DBSKCBAKDV

[@xELITExKILLAx]

This movie came out in 2009 but you could have convinced me it came out in like 1983

[@zachtooill]

Yeah they made that joke in the video where they first watched the trailer

[@justoverit]

HUHH??? 2009????

[@sofilupi]

ET vibes

[@kuroromelomi5479]

2009!? It looks like it was made in the 80’s😃

[@jsome2348]

I would like your comment but I can't for reasons

[@seronimo__7735]

RIP Robbie Coltrane. You will always be remembered for this role. It was truly the peak of your acting career.

[@cryspbytes1037]

Was looking for this comment 😢 best movie and actor RIP

[@nicolepelley8565]

@@cryspbytes1037 me too

[@theflickchick9850]

I'm only watching this video for the first time and hearing his voice come out of...whatever that is is the only thing keeping me from being totally uneasy. He's just got a nice comforting voice.

[@woulfisk]

Sad he died but he wasn’t that great of a person

[@JimmyNeutron1029]

@@woulfiskwdym?

[@giselle9230]

One of the rotten tomatoes critic reviews from 2010 for this movie says this: “If being innocuous were a crime, Gooby would cause Canada to reinstate the death penalty pronto.” -Bill Gibron

[@ChrisOvens51]

@V. V Most of Gooby seems to be lots of different exterior locations, all of which are far more expensive to shoot on than interior locations - Split's budget was kept so low because of how smart it was with mostly being set in a single indoor location. Fewer setups, which saves time, which saves money. Also filming with kid mains is expensive because child labor laws prohibit them from working for long hours - the school scenes in Gooby would have been stupidly expensive for how little runtime they actually have in the film. Gooby may have a small budget, but it's spent extremely inefficiently. With a few tweaks to the script, the budget could have been halved - which, amazingly, still would not have saved it from flopping.

[@michaelagarner1282]

@@ChrisOvens51 Seriously, even just sitting here for a couple seconds I was able to come up with a plot that would have been better and cheaper. It's a shocker how inefficient this movie was.

[@phoebetaber1827]

**Will about to fall to his death** Gooby: I G O T T O G O

[@mellilla7517]

Phoebe Taber aight imma head out

[@ArsonRaboot]

Help!!! Help!! I G O T T O G O ! ! !

[@whats.da.dealio3705]

*GOTTA GO*

[@bkthompson6957]

Ight ima head out

[@threecheersforsweetcheesew3231]

Gooby: **Transforms into jimmy newton** “GOtTA BLaSt”

[@elle-mz1ln]

kurtis: i hate gooby SO MUCH *gets a tattoo of him*

[@lee2791]

wait he did? lol

[@h.sm222]

Lily yup

[@nothinghappens9811]

Kurtis is now angry every time he has his pants down.

[@lilyb023]

@@lee2791 nice name

[@sydney9580]

wait no freaking way he got a tattoo of him

[@lilybeck3285]

There are 4 Gooby fanfictions on AO3. Here is one tag from each of them: 10 March, 2020: Bestiality (yes its what you think) 21 May, 2020: Gooby/Kurtis Conner 24 May, 2023: Gordon Ramsey 26 June, 2023: Jeremy Renner I've read all of them (less than 3,000 words in total). Highly recommend.

[@1nterNtLumbrjak]

I am reading all of these

[@weedmaster-420]

just looked at them and the beastiality one being called "bet you've never seen anything like this before" made me laugh so hard i almost threw up😭😭😭😭

[@crocodillian9486]

Thank you for this

[@-mxndxght-rxxn-]

Thank you so so much

[@val8109]

@@weedmaster-420im gonna throw up everywhere this is so funny i hope you know

[@sgrt12344]

I love how Drew wears a shirt with ‘mr ass’ written over it, Kurtis a camp rock shirt and Danny just straight up wears his own merch

[@lordmegatron65]

@Levi Shriver classic attitude era 👍

[@evilwayz702]

Oh you didn’t know?

[@enshen2190]

Danny Gonzalez with Mr. Nutcracker guy is Mr. Ass and he goes to Camp Rock

[@TheComicalOverlord]

Loll

[@KillerKoifish]

Theres 3 types of people...

[@leahflops9425]

drew: oldest sibling danny: middle child kurtis: youngest child

[@declanhargrove3032]

Why is this true tho.

[@labrat_1]

Who said you could say something so untamed and controversial yet so true

[@TomFowkes]

now all we need is the sexy fanfiction ;)

[@sutedz]

We get it

[@livmoore1126]

But why does it make sense

[@Pi_Likethenumber]

I was genuinely expecting this to be a plot-twist horror movie where gooby was actually a grown man in a bear costume the whole time

[@RavenSkull3]

That is an amazing idea, turn that into a horror movie and if it has a good story and marketing it will do well

[@lahorchatera]

kind of reminds me of that one horror movie called The Boy i think?? where a girl is haunted by a doll possessed by the soul of a dead child only for it to turn out it's a grown man living in the walls and doing all the shit

[@Pi_Likethenumber]

@@RavenSkull3 Bet... the whole movie is just a happy go lucky story and then A24 style in the last half hour we find out Gooby is just an old man in a suit on the run from the cops

[@zeldagameryt4018]

@@Pi_LikethenumberIt’s later revealed that this movie was a really weird episode of To catch a predator.

[@-LailaTheCosmicMii-]

Wait a minute, since the bully said that his uncle has a fursuit that looks like Gooby, could that mean... BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, *A GAME THEORY!*

[@muz426]

*Everyone: watched Tall Girl *Danny, Kurtis and Drew: watched Gooby

[@missundies]

Everyone watched tall girl?

[@marrowyoutube]

They mean there were much more Tall Girl reviews on KZbin than Gooby reviews

[@cyborgblood]

Muz CuzBuz i just watched tall girl yesterday.

[@bryannamursch3154]

They also watched the trailer for Tall Girl

[@GirlDo3]

I watched tall girl cuz it sucks

[@reklaw324]

It’s funny how drew is going to make more money off this movie than the company that produced it

[@ilovehorses2875]

Oh my gosh so true

[@nissan6195]

@AriBon PR Hardrock Nick... I mean..what? sorry, I forgot we don't talk about that..

[@mamakbear1154]

How can I retweet this comment

[@felizjueves3831]

Holy shit how much money do you think he makes per video

[@SAMISHUKRI]

no he means profit meaning money made - losses

[@natashabruz1001]

My role models are three grown men yelling “GET UP GOOBY”

[@beyonceknowles3996]

Natasha Bruz and then the dissappointed ‘aaahhh’ when the light turned off there lmao

[@iambored678]

Just the motivation i need in life ✊️

[@renee8591]

I feel like the main issue is that Goobie has the mind and mannerisms of a child with the body and voice of a grown man who wants you to call him dad

[@whathecatdoing8579]

That is so truth!

[@charlottebyers2631]

Will: *Is in danger* Gooby: Aight imma head out

[@probbyVA]

Charlotte Byers “IVE GOT TO GO”

[@yellow_maryam3573]

Probby “GOT TO LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUTH” sorry if that wasn’t what you were thinking

[@probbyVA]

I was referencing one of Danny’s videos about a bad Instagram comedian that’s always saying “I GOT TO GO”

[@probbyVA]

DiscoDeaky39 were you going for Bohemian Rhapsody lol

[@FishCop22]

*Gotta blast*

[@megantron1000]

Why does this movie look like it smells

[@darkrosemelancholy6740]

um child anyways SO bRuH 💀💀💀

[@moemoetheclown7996]

Smells like a basement

[@esmedecker]

smells like an old pot of brown beans

[@caesthoffe]

why is this so accurate

[@Millie15071]

Damp

[@eddie-rosen]

"I like being your dad" *discomfort has entered the chat*

[@slickboyist]

Only way it could've been worse: "I like being your daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

[@crystalgemstv4609]

Toasty Potate I could’ve gone my entire life without being forced to read that with my own two eyes.

[@jordimazariego4622]

Pulls out a standard issue Glock 11

[@shannonbassett7521]

I legit saw Goobie in my recent nightmare. He was repeatedly saying, "I like being your dad" with a scary face.

[@Adventure_fuel]

When a man say I like being a father he is content with the burden not the easy stuff the hard stuff that became easy.

[@scarlett6143]

14:56 drew and danny's unspoken comedic timing together is actually so impressive, the way drew watches the imaginary trajectory of the imaginary ball matches up with when danny pretends to get hit with it so well

[@mr.duck1246]

Them at the beginning: “ gooby!! :D” Them at the end: “good riddance. I fuckin hate gooby” Now this is character development.

[@r0ttignflesh670]

for shaw

[@animalistic.]

fo shaw dud

[@Danger_U]

For shaw

[@hoppuro]

@@Danger_U for dic- shaw dud

[@Lucifersfursona]

A classic madoka experience

[@arsonvamp]

gooby: i like being your dad *everyone is typing*

[@meli1872]

LMAO

[@ajsas.3622]

I've never had such a visceral reacton, I almost turned inside out

[@lollybowser]

Gooby isn’t real, the kid is just having a mental breakdown

[@meganr2869]

on this episode of FILM THEORY

[@monicaraybrandt]

Therapist: Gooby isn't real he can't hurt you Gooby:

[@heathc148]

Breakdown! Breakdown!

[@foodisscarce]

That makes two of us

[@V_cockerspaniel_dayz]

Shhhhh let me believe

[@PRETTY_PAWZ]

the realisation that billy is ethan from 'my babysitter's a vampire' has forever changed my life. has no idea how to feel about it.

[@badpiggies4926]

ooooo so that’s why

[@janemccaffrey1535]

“My uncle’s got one just like that” is his uncle a furry. Is his uncle. A furry.

[@dragonetteamelia]

Well, for the record, fursuits aren't nearly as terrifying as this Gooby f*cker

[@thesleepydot]

😂😂

[@HopePapernacky]

Awesome

[@nickseda5371]

@@dragonetteamelia Nah furries choose to be fucking abominations against nature, poor Gooby was cursed into this existence.

[@equestriandrix2858]

Nick Seda Gooby is a demon

[@rageboyRM]

Gooby came out in 2009. That is the craziest thing I’ve heard in a while. This movie looks like it came out in 1995

[@vivalcm500600]

rageboyRM ikr. The whole lighting and everything

[@sierramolinary]

wait WHAT

[@NeighborSenpai]

More like 1980ish

[@jd5726]

It's script was probably written back then though 😂 cos of all the cliches

[@nickes1176]

Looks like one of those things where it is actually from the 90s, and production was a nightmare and they left it on a shelf for 15 years. Then the current owner of the studio wanted to make 5 bucks so they just decided to release it. The actual backstory for Food Fight.

[@anonymousone5593]

"This movie cost 6.5 million dollars." "And made 3 thousand dollars." *BIG OL' OOF*

[@FadedThanAHo]

The Fanatic with John Travolta cost something like 25 million dollars and made 3,000 dollars opening weekend

[@johnwerner69]

wholsome boi that movie is great!

[@haileyavery3916]

Omg i feel bad for the actors

[@FadedThanAHo]

@@johnwerner69 can't talk too long gotta poo

[@tamaraturner6081]

Companies can actually just write these failures off as losses

[@CASEYJADE-n3h]

Kurtis with his friends: small font Kurtis alone: BOLD

[@melodytheatre2887]

“He’ll never take us alive.” This implies that, if the need depended on it, Gooby would in fact kill this child as opposed to getting caught

[@TheForgottenGodLurks]

Yeah

[@sonjalehmonen6819]

Yeah

[@canijust101]

Yeah

[@starryequinoxsyo5416]

Yeah

[@SomePersonInTheWorld]

Yeah

[@tatjana6313]

I love how Drew is constantly turning his head so nobody feels neglected

[@imabitchbutiwouldliketosay5230]

Because that's what heroes do

[@Tw0Dots]

Nice of you not to say Kurtis

[@freddiejones6253]

Tatjana wish my parents put in that effort.... or any..

[@ranijannati7487]

Imagine Drew reply to this kind of comment "I love you too" lol

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@freddiejones6253 word 💀 my mum only bothered to look at me about 6 times a day throughout childhood let alone using her deteriorating muscles to move her whole mf head whenever i spoke

[@kaleywisner4566]

“Big Bruce” “Why do you think they call him that?” Me internally: Because he wears size 13 nikes. Men’s size 13 nikes.

[@aimidavis7435]

tall girl reference?

[@piotreqqxx8465]

Underrated

[@kksoffyy]

beat that

[@mimiw.4200]

You think your life is hard?

[@kalianste4864]

Aha

[@Septic-Hearts]

I feel like this movie could've worked if it was an 80s film, if Gooby was less creepy or at least child/toy sized, and if he wasn't such an inconvenience. Gooby's like that mascot you see at a kid's place that every child cries over.

[@zeldagameryt4018]

That’s what I thought. Make Gooby less Freddy Fazbear looking and more on the lines of something like how Pooh and his friends look in Christopher Robin, plush toys or animals that may look real but are still somewhat cute and appealing to look at

[@jadahoizer9668]

The whole movie looks and smells like stale mustard

[@julietcapulet469]

yeah... 😔

[@12woodsteps]

I think it's the ketchup precum, but make it dusty

[@jadahoizer9668]

This Life Of Me Tasty

[@leahflops9425]

@@12woodsteps oh my fucking god i-

[@lj.853]

I made it 666 likes 😈

[@ennoya7158]

Danny: **doesn't do his hair** *instantly looks 10 years younger*

[@iona3404]

cudder dolan 10 years younger than 10?

[@toonacyedits8521]

Bold of you to assume he didn’t already look ten years younger

[@laintripp]

I mean he already looks 15 so now he’s... 5. Honestly sounds about right

[@soapthedestroyerofplanetsb3226]

Im shaking and crying

[@iliketurtles5891]

yes we love a dolan stan!!!

[@claritey]

"My mom and I call it Hot Dog Park because of all the flashers."

[@brybrybry995]

Claritey OMG HAHAHHA

[@Rrougenoir]

I- deceased 💀

[@nothinghappens9811]

I love this comment so much.

[@gen5216]

JSHSHFHSK

[@pongo1342]

Guess thats why they call em weiners

[@djfebrezee]

I remember watching this video during the middle of the pandemic and realizing I was gay. Not because of like, Gooby or anything. It's just a core memory attached to this video lmfao.

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

did you watch the video like, around the same time as this self-realization, or was it mid-video that you realized?

[@ellotheregovna401]

please elaborate?

[@chimeratriplett2319]

Imagine being in the hotel room next door and hearing a muffled “get up gooby! get up gooby! get up gooby!”

[@natalyaporter5730]

That would make me burst out laughing ngl

[@sunflowerscout]

i would break out in a cold sweat

[@glamoire7882]

I would so so horrified-

[@mariamgomaa1242]

I would go to that hotel room and join'em

[@broadex9080]

get up gooby get up gooby get up gooby ahhhh

[@the-holly-blue8411]

I love how, while Danny and Drew just joke around, Kurtis seems to be actually deeply disturbed by this like he looks so done and you can see the light leave his eyes with every passing second

[@kiriu_idk]

@@6ebfendi388 wow you have figured out the meaning of life

[@damisnap3452]

also known as gooby emotionally abusing and manipulating a 10 year old child and being a menace to society for 90 minutes asmr

[@thisaccountsucks3225]

*A S M R*

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

sir how the HELL is it asmr

[@BlazeOGlory25]

i wake up and boom im a rat you can’t tell how relaxing it is

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

@@BlazeOGlory25 fair have a gooby day

[@BlazeOGlory25]

i wake up and boom im a rat thanks so much sir you too

[@kaylynvandermerwe]

22:04 *musical theatre kids start bursting out into song* everyone: "wait what's going on..."

[@ellaczeiner3974]

Why does the movie imply a weird and gross romantic tension between Goobie and Will

[@softbread5703]

Bro where the fuck-

[@brockfrayer4439]

Is everyone gonna by pass the fact that the bully said his uncle has a costume just like gooby's???? I just have a few questions.

[@racheache]

Where did you find that

[@sambibambi5409]

@@racheache in the movie. its easy to miss bc the 3 skinny dudes were talking over it but theres a rlly great movie playing throughout the entire video

[@thatonekidfromkindergarten4495]

BURN IT!🔥BURN IT WITH FIRE!🔥

[@clauz2509]

I love how happy kurtis gets when he makes danny and drew laugh

[@mari_moonshoes]

Very wholesome

[@avawalsh6261]

Same

[@izzylynn8632]

Kurtis is the cutest human being

[@kristiegucciardo8194]

Awwww

[@mari_moonshoes]

Itz Emerald I’m a member of Kurtistown already, dw I’m nice to the mayor

[@bob97529]

Me: can we have ET? Mom: we have ET at home ET at home:

[@bella4647]

Zippy ET at home is Mac and me. Drew did a video on it lol

[@kylenitka8397]

Rip to the legendary Robbie Coltrane known for his excellent success as Gooby

[@hagelslag9312]

“The first night we shared together...” Thanks I hate this movie.

[@colorbar.s]

chocolade vlokken

[@binchicken9756]

n o n c e

[@nicolekemedi2814]

Gross

[@Sarah-bh3zb]

I bet Will is uncomfortable when gooby said that lol

[@sugarrdruggie7500]

“I like being your dad.” Whatever he says is just disgusting. Like ew

[@CarlDillynson]

What’s really weird is this movie came out in 2009. *2009. Just 10 years ago.* I could have sworn, based on the aesthetic, the clothes, the bad CGI, the music, and overall message that it was from ‘99 or ‘00. Or maybe even as far back at ‘95. Wtf.

[@stormeclouds7010]

Dillyn holy shit 2009 was 10 years ago

[@Iron_Stigmata]

I was genuinely thinking '98 or something. That's insane 😭

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

I thought it was from the '90s for sure lol

[@jadec1828]

Coraline, UP, Avatar were all released the same year...... the producers of Gooby looked at those movies and thought “yeah we can beat them in the box office...”

[@fultimekfangurl3979]

You know what came out in 2009...Avatar

[@saintsomnia8030]

Still can't get over the fact that this movie introduces the existance of weird alien monsters and then just... never mentions it again

[@pandabear8862]

Maybe that was gonna be the plot of the next movie, but then it wasn't the success they hoped

[@Naokarma]

I'm about 93% sure it was meant to be representing his paranoia or whatever, but they forgot the actual part where they make that clear.

[@thepixelcatremmy829]

I'm also confused... the kid went through this whole process to catch the weird bird-things but then they never followed up and I am... confused.

[@buncle4067]

That’s just gooby’s true form

[@hazydaze9176]

Maybe the actual movie went more into it but they left it out of this video

[@abby3154]

watching these three together is so comforting in a way 😭 with so many other channels it’s hard to watch cause everyone just yells over each other, especially if it’s their channel, but with drew, danny and kurtis they all just really listen to each other, laugh at one another’s jokes and are all in all respectful af 😭 it’s literally the bare minimum i know but so wholesome

[@averyfera7156]

danny: hair drew: shirt kurtis: nose touch

[@carlysmith6618]

Avery Fera Nose ring touch**

[@shepard6895]

Avery Fera as someone with a nose piercing, same lol I’m constantly fidgeting with it, really makes it look like I’m picking my nose but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@jul1181]

Danny’s hair🥺

[@lillibear]

Yessssssssss, I was looking at the same thing

[@stephenkite399]

Kurtis also just like holding the gooby in his lap the whole time

[@breedlejuice8691]

“I like being your dad” gave me such a visceral reaction that I made a horrified sound of despair in public

[@scoutreeve]

WHY WAS THAT A LINE

[@mileyrocks852]

The most uncomfortable thing ever because he didn’t even become a dad figure in the end, he just moved on

[@hanniballz.]

Ursie Minor just like mine

[@CieraMychele]

@@hanniballz. 💀💀💀

[@albedox6428]

What the- this bear trying to get laid

[@lindashrugemoji9351]

i can’t believe hagrid played gooby like he wasn’t rolling in warner brothers money

[@shelbyfrowns]

linda shrug emoji I was looking for a Hagrid comment cuz Gooby’s voice actor was the first thing I looked at during the credits.

[@naomiwalker8089]

HAGRID DID WHAT???!! that's low, compared to his role in Harry Potter

[@balamtheknowledge9578]

Yes I saw Robby coltrane and I was like huh? Hagrid? I had to watch it so many times to make sure I didnt see it incorrectly.

[@fairysuh]

thats exactly why he did it. he was rolling in wb money and stopped giving a fuck.

[@artsyscrub3226]

@@fairysuh Kinda what happened to harry, although the stuff he's in is just weird not awful b movies

[@shin_kiyo]

my favorite robbie coltrane moment was when he said “it’s gooby time” and goobed all over the place what a guy

[@meredithwatmough3782]

im gonna goob 😫

[@hurricanejay1777]

Finding out that the kid won an award for his performance in this was a new emotion

[@poppydelacy6961]

what?

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

Well, he’s definitely not the worst actor in this movie.

[@leafing2529]

I mean, he was able to pretend like he and gooby were friends, that’s not something anyone can pull off

[@gregohreee]

it was pride

[@ToxicViper-_-15]

I mean well he wasn’t bad plus he’s one of the main character in my babysitters a vampire

[@jacksonmissiszippi7196]

Chewbacca's been looking real rough since Han died

[@reharm_reality]

NO AKDLFLAJFLS 💀💀💀

[@LANEcor3]

I CAN’T

[@jbeans500]

oop-🧍🏾‍♀️

[@bellathegreat2539]

omg i choked xD

[@raynaissancee]

I’m the one thousandth like elemayo

[@Cyphynte]

Danny: "I feel like we're gonna be seeing a lot more of those!" *_we don't_* Such a tiny thing had me CACKLING

[@krissybee123]

Love how the "read more" on your comment has absolutely no purpose

[@queendaddy9781]

conspiracy theory just like this movie

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

The music makes it even better.

[@foxarror]

Gooby looks like he smells like cigarette smoke and feels like a matted sheep

[@Cheyne_TetraMFG]

Of course the voice of Gooby is fucking Hagrid. “You’re a Gooby, Harry.”

[@maddison5120]

"I'm a what??"

[@Cheyne_TetraMFG]

Waffle Cakes also trying to decide if it would’ve been better as, “You’re a wizard, Gooby” but then it kinda...confuses things? Lol

[@maddison5120]

@@Cheyne_TetraMFG It does kinda confuse things. I find it really funny as is!

[@celestialbunny]

A gooby. Idk why that’s so funny

[@emblight4077]

"You're a gooby, Harry" "You're a hairy gooby" (Based on a hp meme)

[@1996jdee]

I love how inclusive Drew is as a friend. Like you can see him making an effort to make Kurtis and Danny both feel included. The world needs more Drews.

[@shrekislifeshrekislove6633]

Bosl96 Curtis Konner 😍

[@shrekislifeshrekislove6633]

Bosl96 jk sorry

[@mai-ph9yo]

@@shrekislifeshrekislove6633 BAHAHAHAHAHA A++++++

[@colorbar.s]

what's a curtis

[@sophiedougan5554]

and he talks to kurits

[@MidgeMyLove94]

“My uncle has one just like it” So either his uncle is like a children’s entertainer or a furry and we’re just going to let that SLIDE?

[@melissalonla]

IKR

[@faeriehajrah6926]

*probably both*

[@kellylynn88]

Or Gooby is actually that kids uncle? Lol

[@hassanraza1403]

His uncle is a gooby hunter that wears a gooby skin as a trophy

[@anonymouslilshit8745]

Plot twist it was his uncle

[@MantaRayRaygun]

I swear to god. Gooby is just a homeless guy in a bear suit that goes from kid to kid just to find a place to stay

[@matthewcrites4197]

I remembered a film where Hagrid was a big ugly bear, but I thought it was a dream. Ignorance is bliss

[@emgems6667]

Im dying at this comment for some reason omg lmfao

[@xxsheiracotanxx8826]

Yeah i thought that as well, but for the reason that i actually has nightmares from this

[@pumpkyn904]

This video emanates the energy of a bored older child forcing the middle child to watch a crappy movie with him while the confused younger child watches over their shoulder and becomes severely traumatized

[@lilmess5234]

Wait who is who then

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

and can't stop picking his gorram nose

[@dumbass9049]

as somebody who has had that happen several times (one of which was the room starring internet darling tommy wiseau) it very much gives off that energy

[@KillaSardinez5656]

The colorboard for this movie -Vomit -Misery -feces -urine -mold -rot -spoiled milk -dry blood -swamp water -gooby

[@veronica-ke9fw]

don't forget mustard

[@lvbboi9]

*audible regurgitation*

[@TheMemeBorrower.]

And beige

[@ourloveisgreat1398]

it's like a weird tone of yellow mixed in with an ongoing sandstorm

[@Centristlol]

What color is “Misery”

[@liammgill]

gooby needs to become a cult movie at the same level as the room, i would absolutely go to a midnight screening and yell shit at the screen every time something batshit insane happens

[@carolineg4915]

when gooby said “i like being your dad” i peed myself

[@effie676]

666 likes

[@thatcarnivorousteacher4055]

@@seanisgone5413 sorry I'm a little late it was at 669 likes

[@mr.misfortune6236]

Out of fear or arousal?

[@killinglyre]

@@mr.misfortune6236 both.

[@trovellcornell9196]

@@thatcarnivorousteacher4055 im sorry im a little late ists at 1.6k likes.

[@cacalover5005]

you can tell their personality by the shirts they're wearing

[@fiaflora9585]

Lmao true

[@lisahelson4280]

Danny’s shirt describes him a soft boy but is sarcastic sometimes Drew’s shirt describes him a sarcastic boy but actually is Kurtis’s describes him a rebel boy but is a soft boy That how I think about and it’s probably unaccurate

[@caylee2529]

.

[@caylee2529]

.-.

[@caylee2529]

._.

[@Nadiivlogs]

with how quiet Kurtis is, I would say he's playing his indoor boyfriend role pretty well.

[@Nadiivlogs]

@@aaeee5328 FUCK i knew i spelt something wrong😔👊 LEMME. FIX IT RN

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

Æ

[@yourmomscoochie6059]

okay this made me laugh

[@Tweedle-Stupid]

@@twilightsparkle75 ok..? what does that have to do with this comment.

[@erinm7716]

@@twilightsparkle75 shut up

[@PhoenixBenica]

why is nobody talking about how at the very end danny and kurtis are like rubbing their lips like they were just making out---

[@petronelat8891]

fr i’ve been looking for this comment 😂

[@711lila]

right did no one notice that?😂😂 also the way they looked at each other before the ad lmao

[@thebnnawrrior]

"yeah, that was very fast and convenient"

[@luzytb4681]

Lol

[@itskayla9735]

Danny’s hair makes him look like he goes to my high school and plays football

[@skylersmith6908]

You're not wrong... why do guys all have this haircut I dont understand

[@shay1866]

danny looks like he goes to my high school and plays football his hair just adds to him

[@kaylaann2536]

This was every other guy at my high school as well 😂

[@TwirlyLamb]

lol every girl has the same haircut

[@neat24]

Y is this so accurate

[@lpstravlers]

The little girls parents: "Where'd you get that doll?" The little girl: "A stranger!" And the parents threw that doll in the alley

[@justinvincent1691]

And that Doll became Banette

[@mudsludge]

Jiya Nguyen i almost thought that's a real ending

[@engineergaming1537]

@@justinvincent1691 And then Banette comes back and becomes the girl's starter pokemon.

[@reginarodriguez1477]

1k like

[@masonm2232]

Danny is currently cosplaying the love child of kurtis and drew

[@paris5548]

There’s probably some fanfiction for that

[@notreallyjoshdun1863]

No, Kurtis is the child. Drew and Danny are the parents

[@katherinegriffin]

That One Nerd HAHAHAHAHA

[@notyourdaughter666]

Legit you can put any combo of two dads and son with these three and it makes sense.

[@marcosissocool]

8:51im riding my bike looking left and right AND NOT FORWARD